time now for the ridiculist, and if i have said it once, i said it a thousand times. there is nothing, nothing more delightful in these great united states than a transportation department. that is right, they re lively and they re playful and they re just a little bit edgy. just take a look at what the massachusetts department of transportation has come up with now. it is a road sign that says, use yah blinkah. if you re going to change lanes, you got to your use yah blinkah. will out of towners be able to decipher it? i don t know if you have seen the movie the heat. but it can be a challenge for those uninitiated. are you a narc? i m sorry. are you a narc? a knock? i m sorry. i don t know what that is. a knock. am i speaking japanese? listen to him. i m going to sound it out for you. are you or are you not a narc like johnny depp in 21 jump street ? ah, i see, i see. okay, a narc. yes, a narc. what was i saying?
garrett edwards directed this and directed monsters a couple years back. here is the key, though. bryan cranston is in this movie. breaking bad. how could this be bad? he sen a incredible arc. that s my number five most anticipated movie of 2014. number four is a little film i m looking forward to called noah. 2014 will be a huge year for bible-based movies, which i m really look forward to seeing this and ridley scott s exodus. the director of this movie is very well-versed in small low budget movies, like black swan and others. russell crowe plays noah. they shot a lot of that on long island. 22 jump street, the fox tv series is a movie? yeah. when the first one came out, the first 21 jump street, of it a huge surprise hit, made over
an undercover assignment straight out of the movie 21 jump street. we ll be goin in as undercover high school students. two police officers in real life passing themselves off as 11th graders for an entire semester. they arrested 22 students during a drug sting at two california high schools. the deputies seizing pot, cocaine and also prescription pills. the safety and effectiveness of antibacterial soap is in question. the f.d.a. says although these products have been used since the 1970 s, there is no evidence they are better than regular hand soap. research suggests long-term exposure to antibacterial chemicals could allow bacteria to mutate into hard to control strains. an update to a story we told you about previously. police busting those so-called twerking thieves from brooklyn, new york. cops arresting a
tragedy. that is the latest from hoboken. i understand he wasn t protecting his car. he was protecting his wife who was in the car after he put the packages down. that is when he was shot four times. is that what you understand? reporter: what we understand from police is he was being a gentleman. he let his wife into the car and he went around to the driver s side. that is when he was approached. his wife was not standing next to him. he was attempting to get into the car when shots rang out. then they shot him, and she was in the car. at gunpoint they ordered her out of the car and took off. if you know anything, call the tip line. next on our rundown, a real live 21 jump street. cops go undercover for an entire semester. dick cheney revealing new details about his lifesaving heart transplant surgery, like an out-of-body experience. when i came out from under all of that, the
thought it was great. can t wait to see this one. should we get started on the skinny? let s get started. last week we showed you this awesome video of jean claude van damme, the muscles from brussels doing the split on two volvo trucks. do we have it? yeah, we do. watch this. this is just nuts. we showed it last week and the guy s still got it. any way, come on now, do our split. channing tatum of 21 jump street fame decided to do a parody of it. take my word for it, van damme did a full split. see what channing tatum does. he is definitely feeling it. isn t he? he is standing on two crates, not moving trucks. already van damme has his beat. he is wearing what looks like skinny jeans. he does look like he is wearing skinny jeans. first time i m seeing it too. that is about right. that is what would happen if i tried that. cut to channing on the floor.