[ applause ] greg thank you. Can Somebody Help that poor woman who fainted . Happy thursday everyone. This fall, Chris Christie will Teachers Class at el on how to run a political campaign. He will discuss everything hes ever done and then say dont do that. The class will only be open to ten students because thats the most that will fit in there with him. The class will be very inclusive considering he is fluent in over eight sandwiches. [ laughter ] and any student bringing an apple should be aware he wont accept it unless its dipped in caramel. Hes a friend. Greg Kamala Harris has been criticized for bringing Tim Walz along with her for Tonight Interview but supporters say america is used to her dragging around a creepy old white guy. [ applause ] greg she claimed she once worked at mcdonalds but people are finding it very hard to verify this although one former employee says she did put him in jail. Why would she lie . Anyway, a venezuelan Migrant Gang was caught taking over an Apar
Armies. People use the Word Proxy a lot. They are iranian armies. If iran stops funding them, they disappear. So when the biden administration tells israel that it should not go Into Rafah, or that it should hold up or should pause or deescalate on rafah, that in hindsight, was exactly the wrong policy decision. Israel went Into Rafah. They were incredibly effective. There were very few civilian casualties, and they decapitated a lot of the hamas militant racist, bigoted capability. And they were they were extremely effective. Similarly, when iran went after some of hamas, im sorry, when israel went after some of hamas leaders in tehran, you know, the administration stood back and said, we had nothing to do about it. That sent iran a very, very strong message. And most importantly, last week, everyone was sitting on the edge of their seat wondering what would happen with hezbollah getting ready to attack israel and send in 6000 8000 rockets. Okay, so what did israel do . They did not l
Everybody. Its 6 00 here on the couch in new York City. 72 degrees, its Room Temperature outside. Lawrence well take it. Steve Room Temperature inside, too. Ainsley with the heater. Steve wednesday, august 28th, 2024 edition of Fox Friends. Fox news alert. Donald trumps team looking to dismiss another indictment, a Superseding Indictment by special Counsel Jack Smith with early voting starting next week, what does this mean regarding Donald Trumps case for the election . Lawrence Kamala Harris finally agreeing to her first formal interview since taking over as the democratic nominee. But only with her Running Mate. Does she need backup for moments like these . You need to get to go and be able to get where you need to go. The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time. Brian take it from here, governor. Lawrence unbelievable. Carley cant get enough of that its on repeat. Cant have a bad day when you are watching F
That im telling you right now that [bleep] that [bleep] back there is not real. Kat i have two theories to question what she was seeing was real or not first is ambien and chardonnay and second one she was reading the news. It is definitely been an insane week for news. There have been stories coming out all over the place about things that arent real or that seem like theyre way too hard to believe. Or in the case of michael oher a story i guess we should have maybe never believed. Is your tailback when you look at him you think how you would never let anyone or anything hurt him all right go back. Got it. What about collins . Fine they can be on the team too are you going protect the family michael . Yes, maam. Inspiration behind blind side is now suing the family that adopted hem claiming that they took a lot of his money and that they never actually adopted him at all. The family is denying everything but the movie was advertised as based on true story turns out maybe that [bleep]
Night. Come on. Hop in. Oh, happy saturday, america. It is good to be back in new york. I was on the road doing stand up in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. I saw a deer run up to a hunter in idaho, like shoot me, dude. [laughter] thats where potatoes come from. I love a home fry as much as the next guy. When you are driving through route 80 and see the dead deer on the side of the highway, those arent accidents. They are suicides, people. Every deer says a note on the body, im bored. If you are new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a news party, where everybody is welcome and we dont care who you vote for, because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist on social media. Can i get an amen from panel . Amen. Boom. And i mean that. Facebook needs a button called who asked you . [laughter] because nobody cares. And the point im trying to make is were here for jokes because in normal times, comments are just supposed to make you laugh. Nobody wants to h