H&N Hot Tip: Pantless Proselytizing Is Rarely Effective
Knocking on doors while not wearing pants and preaching the Word of God is rarely considered an effective means of winning souls to Christ. This is due, in part, to a number of contributing factors:
The lack of pants.
The disjointed and confusing message that is communicated by preaching about turning from sin and living a life of modesty while simultaneously exposing your genitals for all to see.
The social stigma that is often associated with ambushing a complete and total stranger while nude.
The uncontrollable screaming that results when inadvertently getting your “junk” slammed in the framing of a lost soul’s front door.
Naked man shot after knocking on doors and waving Bible at residents
The mystery man, who has yet to be named by police, knocked on the doors of several flats, pointing at his genitals and asking shocked residents: You want some of this?
The man who had been running naked around the apartment block did not live there say locals (Image: GOOGLE MAPS)
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