sfranco@altoonamirror.com
Going on 11 years, Mrs. Ann Marie Franco has had her fair share of columns featuring her 29-year relationship with yours truly in this newspaper.
However, this time out, this is a pure love letter to her, because in my mind, though she might not agree with me, there is no such thing as bad publicity.
What am I trying to say?
My wife is also my savior because she keeps me from embarrassing myself on a regular basis. I still do it, but just on an irregular basis … like when she’s not with me.
My wife has pulled my fat out of the fryer so many times that my nickname should be “Funnel Cake!”