Just isnt the same without obama there. Its like going to a concert to see oates. [ laughter ] President Trump today attacked former Vice President joe biden, saying, i like running against people who are weak mentallyi s harder than you think, said hillary [ laughter ] [ audience o ] it looks easy, but it ends up being a lot harder than you think. While, speakinouto reporters ide the white house today, President Trump held up a single sheet of paper and claimed it was the text of his new Border Security deal with mexico, but i bet if we zoomed in [ laughter ] record time [ cheers and applause fastest weve ever seen it done. According to cnn, the Trump Campaign is attempting to find ways of winning the historically Democratic State of oregon 2020. Well, the first step will be convincing them that its 2020 [ laughter ] president ial hopeful, governor jay inslee, has revealed that the Democratic Party ignored his request to hold a primary dete focused on Climate Change issues in the dncs defense, they honestly have no idea which one he is. [ laughter ] House Speaker nancy pelosi, said in an interview day that she is, quote, done with President Trump. Oh, well, that is just good for you, because the rest of us have to deal with h for at least another year and a half. [ laughter ] according to reports, the hbo miniseries chernobyl about the 1nt0s soviet nuclear accide has led to a rise in tourism to and so far, all of thep e city reviews are just actual yelps. Thats right, the city of chernobyl has seen a rise in tourism and fans who have visited are giving the city three thumbs up [ laughter and applause a woman in peru has t the world record for longest , measuring nearly 6 feet long even crazier, its all bangs [ laughter ] and finally, an auction house opened bidding today on a lock of beethovens hair, but buyer beware, they didnt specify which beethoven. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause she is the host of the Rachel Maddow show on msnbc. Rachel maddow is back, everybody. [ eers and applause always happy to talk to her. And they are the stars and creators of an incredible its a hilarious new series on hbo called los espookys,an julio torres, fabrega and fred armisen our own fred armisen will be out as a guest tonight to talk about his neshow [ cheers and applause also, im so excited, city near and dear to my heart, pittsburgh im going to be there this friday, june 14th, doing a Library Music hall at homestead, so if youre in the burgh, please, come check me out. Ng movin, you guys, whenever Donald Trump Holds a press conference, his rambling, nonsensical answers raise more questions than the answers, we decided to hold another one, right here, right now. Thats right, donald trump and the late night press corps are here in our studio and ready to go and without any further ado, its time for the late night White House Press conference. [ cheers and applause seth yes, yes, mr. President , mr. President mr. President , mr. President , yes, thank you seth meyers, late nerht with seth mey mr. President , im dying to ask, whats your least favorite thing you have to do as president . Deal with foreign people. [ laughter ] seth mr. President , what would be on your son erics chair if you sm . Rted yelling at hi youd have a puddle [ laughter ] seth whats the best part of working with Vice President mike pence his ass [ laughter ] seth his ass that whole thing is beautiful. [ laughter and applause seth how many women do you have in your cabinet were trying to get it down to one we have it down to two we think we can geit down to one. Seth i heard you called Julia Louisdreyfus after the what did you tell her . I said, elaine, its over. [ laughter ] set under your proposed health care plan, what happens if you have a preexisting condition . You just sit and you just die with it. [ laughter ] seth very honest describe ricki lake in eight words. One of the great lakes of the world. [ laughter ] set i know you know your older daughter is named ivanka, but whats your younger daughters name . Its a name i know very well. Seth if you know it very well, what is it, then wait a minute, i have to deal wi t china forget abouts stuff. Okay. [ laughter ] i see what you did there whatd you think about abraham lincolns gettysburg address . It wasnt one of his better spches he got no standing ovations. [ audience ohs ] seth i know youre currently married to your third wife, ow melania, but hld do you think your next wife is right no 4 or 5. [ laughter ] seth Chuck Schumer and nancy pelosi seem to be working together a lot lately. Whats going on with those two ill tell you, they might be screwing [ laughter ] seth how much skin do you have on your body . 216 acres [ laughter ] seth what are your nicknames for your sons, don jr. And eric . Oil and gasug [ laer ] seth what do you say to your staff after you eat a bunch of mcdonalds you dont want to be in this room very long, because you wont last [ laughter ] seth what do you do when the white house chef prepared kale salad with quinoa . I fired his ass so fast [ laughter ] seth were almost out of time, so id like to finish with the question i always ask, hows your penis getting worse and worse every year [ laughter and applause seth follow up queision, hows your pen its a little crooked [ laughter ] seth its a little its a little crooked . Ho come on, be st curving like hell seth all right looks like were out of time, so on behalf of the rest of the late night press corps, have a wonderful evening. Well be right back with Rachel Maddow, everybody [ cheers and applause see later. Im out of here. Alright. Fellas. Hello, are you the locksmith . Yes i am. Come on in. I think we were able to salvage the lock. [ shouting ] muchas gracias. Ya tu sabes. Ug [ lang ] the pink . 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[ cheers and applause and fred, you are i dont think im alone in thinking this you are a renaissance man. Youre a comedian. Youre a musician. Youre a writer. You are so many things, but yet, there is one thing that people still dont know about you, fred, that you are an art connoisseur. I am. Seth yeah. [ ughter ] in fact, you were saying backstage that you have an art historians knowledge about every painting ever painted. Every painting, yeah. [ laughter ] seth and i said to you, buddy, youd better not be leading me on. This better be a real thing. No. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] its real seth its real yeah. Seth and were going to test it one more time in our brandnew segment, fred armisen art aficionado. [ cheers and alause seth all right, fred, is is Paul Cezannes 1894 painting still life, pitcher and fruit. Tell us everything you as an art historian know about this ti classic pa this ones Pretty Amazing um [ laughter ] you know, its, uh, it was originally deemed a forgery. Er [ laught ] thats the thing that was um, u know, at the time seth wait, so the first time someone saw it yeah. Seth they thought it was forged yes, because the first art critics of the time, you know, they had a big opening for it, and you know, they unveiled it, and everyone was like, ive seen ts before [ laughter ] i think these are these are fruits, you know, these are like weve seen fruits and so, he was like, no, no, no, i swear i created this myself. So, on the spot, they were like, will you please recreate it righnow . And hes like, that is unfair. [ laughter ] like, you want me to do it right w . Theyre like, do it, because otherwise, we think youve taken it before. [ laughter ] seth so youre saying, because he painted a stilllife, people didnt want to give him credit for it because theyd also seen pears and stuff . [ laughter ] i love this question, because stilllife is a very its a p modernase, its a modern terminology for art. Back then, they didnt have those words. [ light laughter ], seth in 18ey didnt have the words still and life . [ laughter ] not not we laugh, bunot [ laughter ] but not in that order, no. [ laughter ] so seth all right, so they made him the art critics of the day made him paint it again on the spot ande didnt do it, but eventually, they sort of gave him the credit for it. Theyre like, look, were so busy with other paintings and other art [ laughter ] knock yourself out seth so he just waited them out. He waited yeahck and knoourself out, and have fun with your painting. And thats the painting we know today. Seth wow thats great thank you so much. T nk you. [ cheers and applause seth our first guest tonight is the ey awardwinning host of the Rachel Maddow show, which airs weeknights on msnbcod shes one of the mators for the first democratic president ial primary debate, which airs june 26th and 27th from 9 00 to 11 00 on please welcome back tohe show our friend Rachel Maddow, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back hello, my friend. How are you . Seth im very good this is very exciting. Just annnced that youre one of the moderators for these two debates that are coming up we knew the debates were coming up we didnt know the moderators. But we dknow that its going be two nights, ten candidates each night doubleheader. Seth doubleheader. With ten teams playing each other on both nights seth and this must be i would imagine, you know, campaign moderating prep is hard to begin with, but you this isnt like you have to do a book report this is like you have to do a book report on all the books [ light laught ] the funny thing is, like, we start getting in debate prep materials, and its like, heres yourr. Ooklet on cory boo oh, fascinating. Ive interviewed cory booker before this is going to be great. Anderes your booklet on elizabeth warren. Okay, cool and Steve Bullock and Michael Bennet and Marianne Williamson and andrew yang and theres 23 books seth yeah. O,nd then, so, you start t like, think your way out of it youre like, well, do i have to read the book on each 1 of the 23 . Ah, because it will be the one that i thought i could skimp on who will have a eakout moment and theyll be like, that was amazing, denise. Shell be like, my name isnt denise. [ laughter ] how do you prepare to not only understand all 20 of them, but to understand the potential interactions between them and seth and i dont know you probably know this better than me, because we done know which ten aring to be on which night. Right seth when is it, because thats like random lottery draw . So the dnc, thank god, not , us is the dnc who decides, of the democratic candidates, which 20 make the cut. Seth yeah. So three as of now, three we jont know if more people the race, but three will be on the outside looking in unless more candidates join the race between now and the end of the wk, and in which case, seth so they eithere three to drop out or seven to join yes [ lauger ] maybe a third night, exactly but then, once theyve got the 20, then they have to decide how they get allocated between the two different nights and again, thank god, not like me and the other moderators who have to decide that. Seth right the dnc will do it, and i think that will be some sort of random draw oromething but whatever happens, all hell is going to break loose. [ light laughter ] seth you mentioned breakout moments, a i want to ask about at, because it seems it strikes me based on the way you do your show, you are will be hopeful for organic conversationye and it always seems at debates that you can tell when someone has like a preplanned, prepackaged moment that they want to get out there as their breakout moment in the debate. Is there any way around thatgh to warn them rit now that they shouldnt do that seth yeah. I mean, thats the thing, any time somebody has rehearsed their moment, you know i will look concerned, then appear he surprised, traise my index finger, then appear to be naturally and organically wait for my applausent, and then [ laughter ] like those moments, those canned moments never, ever, ever, ever work seth yeah. But i cant imagine that theyre not all going to plan one. Seth it does seem like audiences now or i should say voters now have a better sense for authenticity yes seth and one think you have to say about donald trump, he is authentically himself and was at every debate [ light laughter ] like, there was never a time where he was like, oh, i have to get to my preplanned line. Right seth they were just like i dont think he preplans anything got to make sure i get the details of this policy just right. [ laughter ] seth yeah. That didnt happen. Seth i think inside, hes like, i think im going to throeaup some word soup. H. [ laughter ] see, it sticks it sticks. It would stick. Seth it worked they love it no puppet, no puppet, youre the puppet [ laughter ] yes. Th i mean, e candidates right now are in the stage of the democratic primary where theyre not, like, being mean to each other. Theyre not taking each other down and i think lots of people who want donald trump to lose the general election hope that the democratic pmary stays like that forever seth rightso theyre alwayutually supportive i mean, ultimately, the democratic primary should be a hardfought, knock down drag out contest, because you want whoever gets to the general to be tough and to have proven themselves against really difficult criticism, even unfair criticism, because you know what its going to be like to run against trump, its like running against a blender. [ laughter ]et s yeah, i do think that absolutely and that is a counter argument to this idea that we all need to be nice to each other. Its not like donald trump needs another democratic cdidate to point out a flaw in somebody that he might one day run against, because hes ve f good atding flaws, even things that arent true yes s h so, he doesnt need any help from, you know, cory booker to tell him something he can make fun of Pete Buttigieg about. Well, yes m and,n, honestly, if you look at history in terms of the modern president ial contests, al bst always when theres a field that has really robust competition not every time, e but almory time, the candidate from that party tends to win because primaries that are hard to win make you a better caidate. Seth yeah. And all of these candidates i mean, all of the democrats are interesting. I mean, i think almost all of them would make really gd president s theyve all had interesting careers. Theyre all ive met almost all of them. Theyre all interesting people theyre all competent, but ich dont know whif them would make the best president. And the best way i know to find out is to see them battle it out within an inch of eir lives seth yeah. With all the other people who might conceivably be president , too so, i mean, what is the lessonon of hillary clintersus donald trump in terms of how to beat him in a general election i dont think anybody has any idea i think its got to be something new. Seth the other thing thats going to be fascinating to watch is based on how voters the feedback the first night of those ten people debating the feedback from that night, how it affects the way that people will debate the next night. Right seth if everybody says, oh, it was a little boring, cause everybodys so friendly, you might have the knives out right away on night two. Right setsc which would be faating to watch, and what makes this year so interesting because theres so many people but the i mean, the other idea, too, is just okay, its two hours for each of those two nights theres ten candidates on the stage for those entire two hours, plus there has to be some time like for the questions to be asked seth yeah. I mean, how mchy minutes are eaf them going to get . And for somebody like, you know, joe biden or bernie sanders, whos doing really wl in the polls, do you essentially just want to lie low and hopefully nobody notices you and you can keep riding your name recognition . Seth i feel like bernie is very bad at that [ laughter lying low seth i would feel like yeah lying low im just going to stand here and not be noticed [ laughter ] i want to talk real quick before we go to commercial, i want to talk about this idea about els tability everybodylking about electability yeah. Seth and i think when you go back to our last two president s, neither of them seemed at all w electable until theye president. Yeah. Seth you know, i mean even in retrospect, they dont seem like seth yeah. You know, but there was you know, we obviously never elected a black man president until president barack obama, anr we never elected whateve is that donald trump is. [ laughter ] hes the first of it hes the first of his kind [ laughter ] so what, dyou think people are o caught up in it, or do you think it is just this sort of core fear of the Democratic Party right now not to have the same outcome i think its both totally understandable and also a fools errand i mean, i think that democrats looking at their field right now probably see a lot that they like in that field i mean, if theres something that you dont like about one of the candidates, theres 22 others to choose fr d theres plenty, theres plenty there on offer. I think the unifying thing that does motivate all democrats and a lot of independents right now is the desire to get trump out of there thats just going to be the dominating factor in a field this big its really, therefore, hard not to approach the primary process as something you ought to game out in terms of whos most electable. The problem with that is that nobody can tell, and when you try to make your voting decisioo based on not wou think is your favorite candidate but who you think everybody else might candidate, its just dgame theory it just doesnt work mathematically the best thing you can do for your country in the primary is, a, pay attention, b, commit to vote, and c, vote for the person you think would make the best president. Y other way you try to outthink it, youre going p undo tnt of the process. Seth well, c hope we get a stepser after the debates. Yeah. 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I think you have many in thein party who ththis is a man whos done plenty of things that are why we have impeachment as an option and others who are w saying, no,need to focus on the ballot box as a way of removal. What do you think . I think this is another one of those things where democrats are sort of outthinking themselves, like in the same way with the electability thing. Like you may really want to beat donald trump you cant personally work out os the most electable candidate to win the primary you sort of cant really game out what the political impact of impeachment is going to behe thats notind of process impeachment is if a president commits crimes, commits high crimes and misdemeanors, the way the os congress is su to hold him accountable is by opening an impeachment inquiry, doing an investigation and then voting on whether or not they think that it rises to that level whether or not that hurts the pres, ent, helps the president hurts the democrats, helps the democrats, a, is unknowable, and b, should be beside the point. And if youre doing it for the right reasons, i think you are more likely to persuade the country that youve done it for the righreasons, rather than you having tried to think everybody around a corner in terms of work outis supposed to i just think just be approach these things simply. Pick the best candidate who you think would make the best president. Nt approach impeachmen terms of the constitutional imperative here who cares who its good for . Seth it does strike me as im well, whether he is ached or not, hell act like he was impeached. Yes yes, yes seth hes gonna hes not going to if he doesnt get impeached, say you know what, that was a real fair shake i got from the democrats. [ laughter ]ee i may havewrong about those bozos. Its true theyre going to run campaign ads. Hes goilk to give speeches g about them being socialists who want to impeach him. Theres nothing you can do to make him not call you a socialist. Seth right just do what you think is right, hes going to call you names. Ifl oure really lucky, hel give you a diminutive nickname seth yeah. Congratulations seth yeah, thatd be a winner theres no way that you can get around that stuff. And heill and the republicans will all campaign as if the democrats are just impeachmentmad socialists, so justt. O what you think is righ dont worry about what people say about you. Seth we both talked about trumps adventures in europe, and that was just in general, i just found a peace with him being there just because it shifted by five hours when things could happen. [ laughter ] you know, at like 9 00, if i was at dinner, i had a thought of, like, if i havent heard anything now, hes pknbably asleep, you [ laughter ] but you you were so good, though. When you described him as like every american tourist thing that anybody hasver done wrong anywhere in the world, hes doing them all at once seth yeah. Like thats exactly what he was. When you described him that way, i was like, thats what hes doing. Hes embodying all of the worst stereotypes that everybody in the world has about dumb americans. And hes living them large [ laughter ] like with their leaders, it was just seth yeah, well you can tell they look at himnd theyre not saying, uh, ive met a guy like this before. Theyre like, ive met a guy like this before, but it was 100 different guys yes laughter ] seth hes like a voltron of all of it. Yeah. Seth you had a wonderful i had not seen this photo at you called out of your show last night, which is, heres the trump family and aicture i will say they all look lovely, beautiful gowns. Trump adult children. Seth trump adult children. Why are they there . They dont work for the government seth but who pointed this out to you did you find this on your own . So, i was reading e irish press because, as you talked about on your show as well, trump goes over to ireland and is like, yeah, about your border wall with northern ireland. Its like, dude, theres no border wall with northern ireland. [ laughter ] and thats a really sensitive subject, please dont go there. So i was looking at the irish press to see how they covered that disaster by the president , and what i found was they were like, hey, look at this picturt ofhe trump adult children. Isnt that lovely how theyre o . Posing for that ph seth thats great but were going toovoom in on something here. Right there. No photo no photographs. [ laughter ] seth they literally they literally are like, l s take a picture,d theyre like, well, not over there, cause it says no photographs. and theyre like, no, lets do it there. Ah [ laughter ] the whole president s whole family poses in front of the no otos picture. Yep, thats pretty much our lives. Seth thats their style. That is their style. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth you i want to be serious here for a second yeah. Seth because youve done a really good job of covering a htvery scary situation rigow with all the abortion laws that are being passed at the state level. Yeah. Seth and obviously, there was a lot of talk about what alabama did, but theres also a lot happening in missouri right now wherere are basically efforts being made to close the last Abortion Provider in the state. Seth can you talk a little bit about, like, what actually is happening there and how punitive it is, these laws that theyre talking about . The thing thats different about whats happening in hessouri right now is that are the closest any state has ever been to completely ending legal Abortion Access in the tire state no state has been able to do that since roe versus wade was passed by the Supreme Court in 1973. But for the first time, missouris State Government, the republicancontrolled state in government, is tryto shut down the last Abortion Provider in the state so theyre trying to take the last clinics license away and as they are doing that, the State Government has come in, and they have told the doctors at that clinic that while theyre still open and while women are still able to get abortions there, the doctors at that clinic must now start giving medically unnecessary pelvic examinations, like vaginal examinations, to women specifically basically as the cost of them asking for an abortion so, its mically unnecessary the doctors dont want to do it. Theres no reason to do it the women who are getting abortions do not want this d e,and the State Government has come in and mandated that they get this extra internal exam while theyre tryingsto shut down that lalinic. And so, weve been reporting on the State Government issouri got very mad at us about reporting on it, but its freaking true. And we went to the clinic and talked to e staff there about how they are being forced to do this to their patients now on and its just i this upsetting, i think, to a lot of abortion rights around the country and whats going on in missouri, but the fact that theyre doing that to these women on order of that State Governments just sort of horror movie disturbing. Seth well we certainly appreciate you guys actuallyhe getting on tround there and going and talking to those people because thats incredibly informative and necessary in times like these [ cheers and applause thank you seth last thing i want to ask. Yeah. Seth you are in the middle of all this, moderating the debates, hosting your own show, you are writing a book as well just to like relax and unplug, youreriting a book. Is it a fun romantic comedy romp t is that a safe wayo describe it [ laughter ] yeah, its a romantic little ditty about the geopolitics of the oil and gas dustry [ laughter ] seth rachel i know. Seth rachel, no no, i do that you know, i do some vaping its like pretty much, like, its my kicking seth blowout. Its called blowout. Its called blowout, it comes out october 1st. Seth okay, gotcha. To you about it. Me back and talk eth okay, great i look forward to it its always great to see you thank you, seth seth thats Rachel Maddow, everybody. [ cheers and applause the Rachel Maddow show weeknightsc. T 9 00 p. M. On msnb well be right back with julio torres, ana fabrega and fred armisen cheers and applause n here are evere reasons to join tmobile. 1. Do you like netflix . Sure you do. Thats why its on us. 2. Unlimed data. Use as much as you want, when you want. 3. No surprises onour bill. Taxes and fees included. Still think you have a better deal . 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Uh, didnt that happen, like, 20 years ago . Oh, look, karolyn, weve got a mathatician on our hands check it out now you can schedule a callback or resedule an appointment, even on nights and weekends. Todays xfinity service. Simple. Easy. Awesome. Id rather not. [ uptempo music plays ] we dont just ay music in d. C. We make songs that celebrate life. And love and living. Theyre born in our souls and hearts. And the beat travels up through our bodies until theres nowhere else for it to go but out. Thats the way it is her thats the way we like it. [ cheers and applause seth our next guests are t three veryented comedians who cocreated and star in the new Comedy Series los espookys, which premieres4t friday, june 1 on hbo. Lets take a look. [ speaking Foreign Language [ speaking Foreign Language h setlease welcome to the show, julio torres, ana fabrega, and fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth welcome, you guys this show is fantastic congratulations. It is unlike anything i have ever sn. Thfred, is it safe to say at the seed of the idea began with you . Fred yeah, i wanted to do something mostly in spanish and something about the love of horror in latin america. Seth got you that was something you observed over the years tha latin america horror is a genre that people . Fred yeah, they love it. Theres, like, a lot of goths there. Seth uhhuh. Fred and it was just a real scene. Seth and when he first brought this to you guys, did you did that click with you, the idea that horror was something that was important there . To do with fred armisen. [ laughter ] seth yeah. [ laughter ] no, no. Yeah, yeah it was i mean, such a gift that yeah. Fred was like, do his show with us. Yeah seth it is in spanish, and fred, ive heard you speak spanish over the years, obviously. But then you dcovered on this shoot that people think you speak spanish with an american accent fred yeah. I mean, these guys pointed i out, too like, i thought i was fluent [ laughter ] cause round you, around my allfriendse im from venezuela. [ light laughter ] and immediately, theyre like, no, you have a thick american accent. [ laughter ] is that fair to say . Thats it was it hit us like a brick, yeah. [ laughter ] we didnt seth are there certain words are there certain words that fred says that that sounds, like, moremerican . Like a spanish word that has a thick american accent, or is it just all of them internet. Iernet. Sofa. Uhhuh. Sofa. Sofa, internet. Seth well, you say how do you say internet fred internet. [ laughter ] ths bad yeah, even i could hear it there. Yeah, you know and now say sofa. Fred sofa. [ laughter ] yeah, you can kind of hear it seth you can kind of hear it yeah. Sh there is an air of supernatural in this show, not just that the characters have set this hror up, but theres a feeling of, like, telenovelas. Is that something you guys wanted to bring to it as well . Yeah. So, theres i think an eerie, weird quality tot that just sort of happened i think its just the only way we know how to write mmhmm. Maybe yeah. Right seth you guys met as comedians here in new york do you have any sense when youat first met thou connected on the sort of ethereal, supernatural vibe thats now in the show well, i think that we like like, maybe, like odd yeah, odd things. Odd things maybe . [ light laughter ] i dont know yeah, but this is our first collaboration like this. And i mean, we knew and liked each others work and we were od friends yeah. And when we started writing, it was we realized how big the middle of our venn diagram was. Yeah. Yeah. You keep referring to our friendship to a venn diagram yeah. [ laughter ] its makes it easier for me to understand yeah, easiefor you to process, yes [ laughter ] so, on the outside of the venn diagram so, like the eerie is in the inside seth yeah. Of that. Ookys is in the center espookys is in the center and then i know you like cookies and i dont. Mmhmm. So, thats yeah yeah. Got it. Seth you mentioned you like odd thingsyo character has very odd jobs on the show. The thing that made me laugh very hard is you break into other peoples shoes mmhmm. [ light laughter ] seth how did you come up with the idea to play find aac charr who walks around in uncomfortable shoes . I knew i wanted to play someone who worked a lot of ec weird, really spic jobs and was trying to find the right job that made her feel whole and complete and its not, you know, the job she gets are always shortlived so shes constantling from one to the other seth you what do you do to theres a fanrelated job. Right . Yeah. She spins the blades of a fan. Seth okay. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth yeah, i can see how thatd be shortlived. cause the motors broken, were not crazy. Eah. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] theres a reason shes doing that seth oh, im sorry yeah oh, she s yeah. H okay, thats a normal job, then. Yeah. Seth im sorry [ laughter ] fred, you are the valet, and you have long wanted to play a valet. Fred yeah. I love that outfit, you know, red jacket and a tie [ laughter ] something about it and, like, in l. A. , they just,li , they run so much theyre just like, with focus. [ laughter ] and it seems like that thats wa the occupation the to do theyre very like, this is what im doing. Im an adult this is where i want to be. [ laughter ] and i love it. Ive always wanted to play that. Seth and julio, you are the heir to a chocolate fortune . The heir apparent to a chocolate fortune, yes seth yeah. And how did this come from anything in your past that you thought would fit for this character . E well, w we liked the idea of having chocolates that werefr blatant copyright gement cause that happens a lot in latin america. So in this show, we have chocolates charlie wonkaer [ laug based loosely on chocolates that i i knew in el salvador there were chocolates papaya, like popeye [ laughter ] that truly tasted like dust [ laughter ] but then it was like, well, what does the family that owned these chocolates look like . Seth yeah. And then i was like, okay, i want to play the descendant of that. [ laughter ] who is, like, a littleit of, like, hes vampy, but also a little c3po, i think. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] hes like a seth thats a very good description of what i seen so far. Stilted vampi robot yeah seth you all guys have a different lineage. El salvador, pana, venezuela you shot in chile. Mmhmm. Seth and and do you notice like thdifferent ways of people in different spanishspeaking countries behave is the language different to you . Fred yeah, and its also, like santiago is a great organized. Its not as like, sort of, tropical and crazy its like very sort of, almost dramatic in its yeah. They feel very it feels like a european city yeah. Its very orderly, very clean. They it feels canadian. Right . [ laughter ] yeah, idealistic. [ cheers ] idealistic. Yeah. It feels it els cause they they are very proud about how efficient their city is seth gotcha. And then they can talk about, like, traffic laws for hours, i feel like. Seth oh, really . [ laughter ] yeah. Their traffic lawsery proud of yeah. Fred a lot of paperwork, too. Look here no traffic here. No traffic here you think its a coincidence. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth and is the spanish different . How does their spanish sound what is their chilean spanish accent [ speaking in a Foreign Language [ laughter ] [ speaking in a Foreign Language ] consonants and hitting a lot of ts and ps real hard hitting a lot of ts and ps really hard and [ speaking in a Foreign Language ] [ speaking in a Foreign Language ] yeah. Seth were gonna do our very best to subtitle this. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth i wanto ask, because i am such a fan of your sketches on snl. Thank you seth theres always a bit oa asy to them as well. Sure. Seth is there theres a wonderful moment in the second episode where a woman walks her yess up a tiny staircase. Seth youve had an obsession with tiny staircases well, not more than the average person [ laught yeah seth yeah. Yes well, theres a sketch not so much a sketch, but its a truth that i have been wanting to do for a long time. And for some reason, its never gained the traction that i believe it deserves. Its a be a commercial for a product thats called tiny little stairs, stairs of about an inch high that you put next to your ear at night so your dreams can come out and down [ laughter ] seth id buy that. Yeah. Seth yeah. [ applause ] i mean, come on. Thats all you need. Theres never yeah seth yeah. Hopefully all these people would buy one. Its not en seth bring this. Yeah seth so, now oh so, this isnt even a sketch you mean this as a product i mean, i dont seeseny i donanything funny in it yeah seth right, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] funny. Ately, the show is so very im very excited for people to see it on friday thank you all so much for being here [ cheers and applause thats julio torres. Thats ana fabrega, Fred Armisen Los espookys premiers june 14th on hbo dont miss it. Welbe right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause is is the ocean. Just listen. vo theres so much we want show her. We eeded a car that would last long enough to see it all. avo subaru outback. Ninety eight percent are still on the road after 10 years. Come on mom, lets go so recently my sons band was signed by a record label. While were on the road, i can keep my parents in the loop with the whole facetime thinge a rockstar. vo the networvemore people rely on, gis you more. Like iphone xr on us when you buy the latest iphone. Thats verizon. 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Th and vice versa i love doing this thanks, but i just need you to fill out the medical history. That embarrassing go in for your annual checkup, and check in physically and emotionally cigna. Together all the way. Do i have to do the age part . Okay [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, everybody. Over the past few months, lPresident Trump has beenked in a legal battle over funding for his border wall, but the question still remains, do walls re to discuss, please welcome republican strategist charles reinke, everybody. [ cheers a applause thank you seth good evening, charles so, thank you so much for being back thank you seth i want to ask real quick. How many times have you been on the show now, charles . 12 times. Seth wow yeah, its almost a bakers dozen. Seth almost a bakes dozen. Yeah. Seth its been a pleasure every time now, i want to make something clear before we talking about this. You believe in the pl. Sidents border wal i do, seth. Walls work they stop illegal immigration. I believe that now and i always will s h walls work. Now, thats interesting, because im pretty sure youve said the exact opposite i dont think thats trueo, seth nt is [ laughter ] no, it is. You said it on this very show. Lets take a look at the tape. Seth, walls dont w they do not stop illegal immigration. I have never believed they do and i never will [ laughter ] kay, seth. That is so unfair. Seth now, what about that is unfair this style of gotcha journalism you know, you should ner bring someone on your show just to run old clips of them contradicting themselves its character assassination, pure and simple. Seth now, see, thats not what you said last time you were on the show. [ laughter ] lets take a look at the tape. At you know wh like to do . Bring someone on a show and run old clips of them contradicting themselves and then assassinate their character. Pew, pew [ laughter ] okay, i must have said that years ago. Seth no, that was in ernuary. [ laught i wasnt on the sho january. Seth well, lets look at the tape happy january, seth [ laughter ] seth it was weird at the time that you saidhat. You know, i love months happy june, seth [ laughter ] a set right, all right. Can we just get back seth okay. On track okay . H okay. Are were gonna get back on track, seth . Seth yeah, yeah. All right. There is a crisis at the border a National Emergency seth a National Emergency. Roll the tape. There is no crisis at the border, seth no National Emergency. Seth charles, are you trying something new with your hair yes i stopped hiding the fact that im bald im proud oft, and im never wearing a toupee again [ laughter ] [ applause ] you know you know, i can forgive the gotcha journalism, but not the bald shaming, seth seth no, no. [ laughter ] im just im just just using your own words yeah, but youre taking them out of context you know, i hate burritos, but i bet you could probably find somc vague, gener clip that makes it seem like i love burritos seth like this one seth tell me a little more about mm. [ laughter ] this is so good. This is textbook liberal hit all right . Troying my reputation. If i sd women should definitely be paid the same as men, what are you gonna do . O find some obscure raip from ten years ago where i said the opposite seth no, id just play the podcast you did for us right before the show tonight. To answer your question, women should definitely not be paid the same as men. That wasnt my question well, you cut me off. Also, i love burritos. [ laughter ] looks like you got me, seth. Im never coming back this show seth youve said that before no, i havent seth roll it im never coming back on this showi m never coming back on this show [ light ughter ] im never coming back on this show [ light laughter ] im never coming back on thi show ha, im never coming back on this show. [ laughter ] im never coming back on this im never coming back on this show [ laughter ] seth so, youre never coming back no, ill see you tomorrll seth aight, charles reinke, everyone well be right back. [ cheers and applause out with the oldthis spris and in with the awesome. Stas in, in with the faste, most reliable internet from xfinity xfi. So you can be in with brilliantly connected vi de in ceand ins with finding all your favorites on live tv and streaming apps with just your voice. This spring its out with the old, an, in with simple, easyawesome. Dont miss the xfinity spring sale. Get started with this limited time offer and get your choice of dvr or s yed upgrade free for ar. Click, call, or visit a store today. [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to t Rachel Maddow, juliores, ana fabrega, fred armisen. Of course, the 8g band stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers a applause carson hi, every