President trump said today he would not sign a bill to replace the Daca Immigration Program that does not include funding for a border wall. Okay, can we just tell him its been built already . [ laughter ] hes never going to mexico to check. Just tell him its big and beautiful and at the ribbon cutting, Hillary Clinton fell over on to the mexico side. [ laughter ] then we can just finally move on. [ cheers and applause ] new Jersey Governor Chris Christie gave his final state of the state address yesterday before leaving office next week. Which means somebody is going to have some very high pants to fill. [ applause ] according to nbc news, a group of Democratic Women in congress willr trumps first state of the Union Address at the end of the month. And this is nice. Melania said they can borrow her wedding dress. [ laughter and applause] President Trump today met with the Prime Minister of norway at the white house, or so he thought. [ laughter ] o. J. Simpson this weekend denied long running rumors that he is Khloe Kardashians real father. But then he announced his new book about his relationship with kris jenner, called if we did it. [ laughter ] thats right. [ applause ] thats right. O. J. Simpson says that hes not Khloe Kardashians real father and hey, if o. J. Denies something, thats good enough for me. [ laughter ] today was National Houseplant appreciation day, especially in california. [ cheers and applause i love you. I love you house plant. U. S. Immigration agents targeted hundreds of 7eleven stores today to investigate the legal status of store employees. Hey, if youre going to investigate something at 7eleven, how about the hot dogs . [ laughter ] how long have they been in the country . [ applause ] a Las Vegas Strip club installed two robotic strippers ahead of this weeks massive ces tech conference. Theyre the only strippers that accept ones and zeros. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. A Las Vegas Strip club installed two robotic strippers ahead of this weeks ces tech conference, and i know someone whos hitting that up. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] his work in the fantastic film, the disaster artist. James franco is here tonight, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hes the host of the last word with Lawrence Odonnell, right here on msnbc, Lawrence Odonnell is here everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and so excited about this. This is a band we literally hear every night through the floor as they play on the tonight show downstairs. The roots are going to be here tonight, everybody, featuring bilal. [ cheers and applause ] so really such an honor to have them here. Before we get to all of that, White House Press secretary Sarah Huckabee sanders has been holding a lot of press briefings lately. But i dont think i personally dont think all the questions we need answered have been asked. So we decided to hold another one right here right now. Thats right, Sarah Huckabee sanders and the late night press corps are here in our studio and ready to go. So without further ado, its time for the late night White House Press briefing. [ cheers and applause seth sarah, yes, sarah. Over here. Sarah. Sarah. Sarah, over here. Yes, thank you. Seth meyers, late night with seth meyers. Secretary sanders, i have a couple of questions id like to ask if you dont mind. Why have donald and melania looked so unhappy since the election . They didnt want to win. [ laughter ] seth when was the last time President Trump saw his feet . The days of the ronald reagan. [ laughter and applause ] seth wheres sean spicer working nowadays . At the local walmart. [ laughter ] seth whats your favorite part of this job . Purposefully misleading the american people. [ cheers and applause ] seth what do eric and donald jr. Do at the white house . Repeatedly beg for money. [ laughter ] seth what would be a horrible premise for a thelma and louise sequel . First Lady Melania Trump and second lady karen pence will travel to texas. [ laughter ] seth its been reported that the president eats a lot of mcdonalds. If true, he must leave behind a pretty devastating fart cloud. Ive walked through that a couple of times now. [ laughter and applause ] seth my sympathies. Whats the most bonkers thing youve ever heard betsy devos say . Tuesday was created in 2012. [ laughter ] seth what does melania call the first time she went out with donald . A date which will leave in infamy. [ laughter ] seth hey, whats going on with erics Birthday Party . As of right now, thats not something thats currently being planned, and not something that im aware is moving forward in any capacity. [ laughter ] seth whats Donald Trumps favorite part about being the corruption. [ cheers and applause ] seth i know he lost his election in alabama, but what are judge roy moores preferences when it comes to dating. 15s better than 20, 20s better than 22. [ laughter ] seth what were the results of trumps brain scan . Theres no gray area there. [ laughter ] seth is it true is it true that trump took a meeting with the heiress to the lazboy recliner fortune . Im not aware if the president spoke specifically with the chair woman. [ laughter and applause ] seth chair woman, okay. Lplp is it true that eric spraypainted a penis on t hood of Robert Muellers car . Thats exactly what he did. [ laughter ] seth can you describe it . It was pretty lengthy and pretty detailed. [ laughter ] seth hey, lets do the jingle for almond joy and mounds candy bars together. Sometimes. Seth you feel like a nut. And a lot of times, you dont. [ laughter and applause ] seth thank you. Thanks for doing it, that was a lot of fun. 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I want to talk about the disaster artist which i loved and want to get to the Golden Globes. But, one of the things that happened at the Golden Globes and obviously, this happened in the last couple of days before we had you booked on the show and im glad youre still here. You were wearing a times up button like a lot of guys at the show and some women during your time on stage said that was hypocritical, they went to twitter and said that it was hypocritical based on their experiences that they have had with you. They made some allegations. I wonder if you have read those tweets, and if so, how you respond to them . Yes. I was sent a couple of the i havent responded. I think well the ones i read were not accurate, but one of the things that ive learned is that this is a conversation that obviously needs to be had. There are people, women and others who have not been a part of this conversation and i truly believe and why i was wearing the pin is that they need to be a part of this conversation and so i support that. Seth ally sheedy also had a tweet. She has since took it down. I heard you mention last night on Stephen Colberts show that you had directed her in a play. Youve had a good experience with her. Have you reached out to her as someone and, are you not curious as to why she would do that if you had, from your perspective, a Good Relationship with her . Yes, i had a great i had a great relationship with her. Know. I really dont seth not curious enough though to reach out to her as someone that youve had a Good Relationship with before and to try to understand why she would have done that . I dont know. I it was so shocking. I dont know. I just i guess im just letting it be. Seth the last thing ill say or ask about this i should say this moment, you know, i think this is an exciting time because its allowing us all remember, especially as men, that there were other people in different perspectives for things that we experienced. Does this times up movement and this moment were having right now, does it make you look back at all and question any of your behavior in the past based on this new perspective were getting on how women have perceived things for so long . I think what i really learned and being here and this week and that show that we were you know seth mmhmm. I mean it was so powerful in there. Seth that we heard some Amazing Things from some amazing women. Like i said, there are stories that need to get out. There are people that need to be heard. I have my own side of this story, but i believe in, you know, these people that have been underrepresented getting their stories out enough that i will, you know, hold back things that i could say just because i believe in it that much. And if i have to take a knock because im not going to, you know, try and, you know, actively refute things, then i will, because i believe in it that much. Seth well, i want to also move on to the film you made and thank you for speaking to me about those things. I really appreciate it. So you made a movie about the worst movie that was ever made. [ light laughter ] yes. Seth you saw a movie and you thought i want to spend more time with this terrible movie. [ light laughter ] come on, whats better than recreating bad acting. Perfect setup to this clip. Okay. I play the man the lightning rod man and you play this other one with the z. Zacharias zacharia. Yeah. Okay. Good day, sir. Good day. Come on. You have to be louder. Tommy, i just i dont. Dont worry about these people. There only you and there only me. Now do it. Project. Okay. Good day, sir seth so [ cheers and applause ] a couple things about that. So, obviously, in that scene, youre playing tommy, and youre directing an actor, played by your brother. Oh, yeah. Seth dave, and in real life, of course, you were also directing your brother dave, who you brought on stage at the Golden Globes. And, you know, my brother was actually backstage at the Golden Globes because he helped write that night. What was it like working with your brother on Something Like this . Its the best. Seth yeah. Right . You agree . Seth i love it, yeah. Have you done it a lot . Seth ive done it enough that we have a shorthandt oh, good. Well, he actually wouldnt work with me for a long time. Seth right. He sort of had whose older with you . Seth im older. Okay. He sort of had this thing, like, everyone would say, oh, youre James Francos brother, so he wanted to get out from my shadow. But and so he actually said no to me when i asked him to do projects for quite a while, but this one, i was like, please, just you know this ones so good, please dont say no. Seth yeah. And he said yes and we it was amazing. Seth i wonder if it made it easier for him to be directed by you because you were directing also in character, which ive heard from seth rogen who was here and your brother that you directed okay. Is this not true . No, its true to a certain extent. Okay. [ light laughter ] theres a my new favorite documentary is called jim and andy. Seth yeah, about andy kaufman. When jerry played andy kaufman. And you see there that jim went so deep into it, that jim carreys gone its only andy kaufman and his alter ego, tony clifton. If i had done that on this set, that would mean that i would be actually directing like tommy as if i was trying to make the disaster artist, like, the room, right . And from what ive heard, tommy would give directions like, youre sister a lesbian. She just die. Go. [ laughter ] so, thats not how i was you know, gonna direct. Seth you gave a little bit more than that . Yeah, a little bit more. Seth you said like how she died. Exactly. Exactly. Backstory. But i kept i was in two and a half hours worth of prosthetics. Im the director, acting in the movie playing the director acting in his own movie and it just made it easier to kind of Seth Seth Rogen told me his grandmother came to set and was confused when she met you because shed met the real james franco before and thought it was someone else. Yeah, i turned off all the rogens. Like, if grandma didnt know who i was. Seth yeah. His wife lauren just hated me. Seth okay. She was not about no, no. Seth you actually, so, you had your brother on stage, which is great, and then, of course, you also brought tommy on stage, which was one of the great moments of the globes. He very clearly wanted to speak. [ cheers and applause ] im surprised he didnt go for the award. Seth i yeah, im surprised. Well, its interesting. This was you gave him an interesting choice. If given a microphone or an award, what would he go for and he went for the thing that would amplify his voice. Yeah. Seth were you not the least surprised that he tried to speak . No, im not surprised. But, look, its a long time coming. He kept saying to me cause like with tommy, what he does, you know, if any other person did what he does, it would just end in pure disaster, but, he somehow always turns disaster into something positive and so here he is what i said, there was like 19 years before he had been, you know, stuck in limo traffic going to the globes and one of the nights that he actually turned and was like, you know what . Ill show all them. Ill make my own movie. You know, and there he is 19 years later on the stage. Seth thats really insane. And, he kept saying to me all night afterwards, its destiny, james. Its destiny. [ light laughter ] seth its really weird when things go right for crazy people because then [ laughter ] then they think theyre like believe me. Believe me. Well, and thats one of the magical things i loved about this story is, its an ironic success slash tragedy where his movie is still being watched today 15 years later. Seth mmhmm. On the other hand, as a creative person, usually the way one of the ways you learn is, you try to do youre aiming for something, you make some mistakes and you realize, oh, i didnt go where i wanted to go, maybe i should change some things. He did that. Hes trying to make a drama on the level of tennessee williams, but, he made a comedy, so that became a success and then he intend to do comedy, so hell never learn from the mistakes he made. Seth right. [ laughter and applause ] and i think its probably not a great sign that he hasnt has he made a second film. Yeah, well if you go the screening. He made this show called neighbors and hes trying to be funny. We went and did a special screening of the room for our film to play during the credit. Its supposed to start at midnight. It started at 2 30 a. M. Because he hocks his underwear, it says tommy wiseau underwear, his t. W. He call them. Seth uhhuh. Right, he puts them on people in the lobby and they come model them on stage. And then he shows, not one, but every episode of neighbors. Seth oh, boy. [ light laughter ] yeah. So i fell asleep in that screening of the room. Seth you nailed the voice and we were saying when we were talking about the film earlier havent seen the room when you see this character, its a very big swing from you, but, it is actually incredibly accurate and you tried very hard to get the voice right. Yeah. Seth you had recordings of him . Right. So, like i said, tommy, i have the recordings right here. Okay, tommy flipped the switch after he realized that people were laughing at it and said, i intended to be comedy. So, i couldnt really so he had rewritten history so i couldnt really go to him and ask him about what he was like during the room because hed just give me, oh, well i intended this to be funny. But, he used to record himself all the time. He would drive around in his car and talk to himself on a mini tape recorder. Seth uhhuh. This is like five years before the room, 20 years ago. His good friend greg, as good friends do, stole some of these tapes way back when, and then, when i was going to get ready for it, he had digitized them and sent them to me and theyre incredible. Its tommy, you know, complaining about acting was like i got his journal but the audio book version and so heres a little thing. Seth okay. This is him talking about an acting teacher. [ inaudible ] that was okay, but again, i had an argument with him as usual. Again, as usual. As usual. This time was, he said, why dont you do the same thing in french. Its so stupid. [ laughter ] i dont know what his problem is. I know what his problem is. Because he knows im very powerful. He can feel it. This power. You see that . [ applause ] seth hes been tommy wiseau the whole time. Oh, yeah. Seth hes been him the whole time. Hey, congratulations on the film. Thank you for talking with me about everything today and i hope to see you soon. All ri the disaster artist is in theaters now. Well be right back with Lawrence Odonnell. [ cheers and applause ] sometimes a little thing. Can feel like a. Big bad thing but then we do our taxes with turbo tax. If youre nervous, they have real, live help you can talk to. Hi, turbo tax lady can i claim a mask as a deduction . Yes, if its required for work. Well, goody gumdrops see, nothing to be afraid of at all. 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Get a total value of over 9,600 on this silverado all star when you finance with gm financial. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. [ cheers and applause ] seth our next guest hosts the last word with Lawrence Odonnell weeknights at 10 on msnbc. Please welcome to the show Lawrence Odonnell, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] seth thank you so much for being here. I am your cheapest possible date. Seth i you are. You dont have to send a car. Seth no. I just walk. Were eight seth were on the eighth floor. I come up from four. Seth four. They dont even let you take the elevator. No. Seth they say, thats the stairs. [ light laughter ] no and i can wear my slippers. Seth you can where your slippers. Look at that. Thats wonderful. [ cheers and applause ] anchormen wear slippers. Seth yeah. Anchormenland is were all wearing slippers under the seth no i cant. Cause i got to do that well, i walk down the middle. Oh, you do the walk. Seth yeah remember i walked out and just met you. If you drop the walk seth yeah thats true. Your wardrobe just seth i just do this, come here. Becomes so simple. Seth come here. Sit here. There are times on my show where i have to do something where you see the entirety seth yeah. Of the anchorman and we call those pants shows. Seth oh i see. [ laughter ] i have to wear i have to wear the pants that go with the suit instead of the jeans and the slippers. Seth well i did my whole time at snl weekend update, i wore jeans and sneakers. Yeah, of course. Seth because thats not a pants show. Right. Thats not a pants show. Seth one of the longest running no pants shows in history is snl. Yeah, you have been pantless on tv. Seth i have been pantless. Probably longer than any other man. Seth thats true. I want to ask you about so youre in the building. Your show tonight at 10 00. 10 00 yeah. Seth so and thank you so much for making the time. Were taping at 6 30 here. And, how has your life been . Ours is a change trump administration. How is life for you because youre actually doing real news as opposed to us which is just making fun of it . [ laughter ] its its well seth im getting closer. Im not sure. Seth theyre getting closer. Theyre getting closer. Im not sure what the difference is there, but no. [ laughter ] its easier and harder at the same time. Seth yeah. The easier part is, you know, we know what were doing tonight. We dont know exactly what the pieces are. But we know its the world of trump. Thats what were doing every night. And you could go a couple years ago and by 4 00 in the afternoon, youre sitting there, going, okay, weve got two. We need three more stories. Seth yeah. Did anything happen that we can you know . And so thats the simplified part. The hard part is all the panic stuff, which is to say, you know, im on live at 10 00. And so theres a tweet at 8 15 that completely changes what were going to do at the beginning of the show or or theres also the big New York Times news break or the Washington Post news break that changes everything we were planning. Ho factors that hit us as were approaching the hour and then sometimes, within the hour, there is of course the tweet. Seth yeah. That changes where were going. Seth and it seems like now hes getting even more erratic as to when he tweets. He didnt you use to feel like, okay because he wakes up so early, you dont get the 10 00 p. M. Tweet but now those have started coming too. Yeah, theyve but theyve kind of 10 00 pm has been ive been in a safer place than most of the other seth yeah. You know . Anchors in the network because he does tend to and we now know because of Michael Wolffs book, its those 6 30 pm cheeseburgers in bed. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] that he quiets down for me. Seth right. He wants to make sure. Yeah, yeah. Seth the only thing he hears there is the chewing and digesting of his burger. Yeah. Seth so he had a meeting yesterday. He did. Seth and he actually said that the meeting went so well that anchors he received letters from anchors telling him how well it went. Yeah, he did. Seth is it safe to say that you did not sit down at your desk your rollaway desk last night and write a letter . You know, i think it its safesa the audience. That, no one in america wrote a letter yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] seth yeah. Like, he is so wonderfully 19th century, you know . Seth also, the fact that they letters already got there meant that they fedexed it. Yeah. [ laughter ] i dont know, i suppose, theres maybe some foxnews stationary showed up. Seth right. But i imagine those guys just call him up and tell him he did a great job. They dont actually send letters. Seth it was a pretty unique meeting in that you had democrats. You had republicans, you had the president talking about immigration reform. And it was far more free wheeling than i think any of us are used to seeing when we watch what really seemed to be a photo op that then turned into as some people said a civics class. Yeah, so that was the first time you get to watch what happens in that room. Its the cabinet room. They use it for cabinet meetings. And they also use it for meetings of members of the congress who came up. And this was a Bipartisan Group from the judiciary committees basically concerning immigration. So you had democrats and republicans there. Now ive been in those meetings. I used to work in the senate back during the clinton administration. So i was in that kind of meeting in the cabinet room. And the president is bill clinton. And we got ted kennedy and these other senators and house Members Around the table. Heres something thats never happened in that room in that meeting before yesterday. The president has never been interrupted. Okay . Never, ever been interrupted. Shouting matches have never broken out before yesterday in that room. And the other thing thats never happened in that room is you never saw a democrat force a republican president into a corner where hes suddenly completely agreeing with her until the next republican speaks when he changes his mind and is agreeing with the republican. [ light laughter ] and so it was an out of control thing the likes of which weve never seen. And the truth of it is, in those meetings in the real ones with the real president s. Seth sure. [ cheers and applause ] the person who has the least to say is the person with all the power, the president. The president sits there and lets you beg for what you want. And then lets that one do the same thing and lets that one. And pretty much never turns over his cards. Because hes going to take all this in and make some president ial decisions which are done in the oval Office Without us there. And so theres trump actually deciding on the spot i agree with dianne feinstein. Seth yeah. Who hes never agreed with before on the subject. And then immediately kevin mccarthy, Republican House member from california, recognizes what hes done, jumps in, switches him back to disagreeing with her. You know . And so so he became the guy who talked the most in the room which is his understanding. But thats the way it was supposed to work on that show that he was on. When hes in the boardroom, he does all the talking, right . [ laughter ] right . Seth you are from massachusetts. Yes, sir. From dorchester. [ cheers ] seth yeah, dorchester. You but no accent. Did you have to lose your accent for television i am suppressing my native tongue. [ laughter ] seth has it ever almost slipped out . It cracks all the time. You know the first time i ever hosted a show on msnbc i was substitute hosting hardball. Seth yeah. And theres this little moment a minute before the show where you rehearse the introduction of the show which ends in the punchline, lets play hard ball. And so i im reading a teleprompter for the very first time in my life. And i come to that line and say, lets play hardball. [ laughter ] and i go, oh, my god. It cracked. Oh my god. [ laughter ] and so i had 30 seconds before the show is going start and what i wanted to do is, can i do that again just to prove to myself that i can say hardball. Seth yeah. And we didnt have enough time to do that. So i spent the whole trying to think of, okay, whats my improvised joke for having the boston accent crack . And i didnt come up with a joke. But i did say hardball on tv when i needed to which was wicked hard for me to do. Seth i imagine. [ cheers and applause ] hardball is a really hard one. [ applause ] i want to ask before you go about is it called the k. I. N. D fund . Is that yeah, i have a fund that i started with unicef. And we promote it on the show where people get to contribute. And we are able to build desks in malawi. And deliver them to african schools where kids have never seen desks. And whats great about it is, it not only does that wonderful thing which the audience has kind of taken over and delivered. And were now delivering hundreds of thousands of desk and factories have been built, jobs created to do this. But on those days, which im sure youve never had. Ever had, when youre questioning why youre doing this for a living. Seth for sure. Sure. [ light laughter ] i can always just look at one of those we have a desk up in my office there that was made in malawi. Its one of the desks the kids get when we deliver them. And, i just look at that and go, okay, you got to stay. You got to keep doing this. Seth well, thats great. Thats the reason to do this. Seth and theres a lot of other reasons too. And im really happy youre here tonight. Have a great show this evening. Im just seth okay great. Im just down the hall. Seth youre actually youre on our slipper list. I already am . Seth youre on our slipper list. Yeah, yeah. Seth Lawrence Odonnell, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] last word airs weeknights at 10 on msnbc. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] you wont believe how much is new at red lobster. That is, until you taste our new menu. Discover more ways to enjoy seafood with new tasting plates small plates, with big flavor like yucatan shrimp in chililime butter and caramelized pineapple. And if you like hot, buttery maine lobster, check out this petite red lobster roll. For new entrees, explore globallyinspired dishes like spicy dragon shrimp. And now, when you order any two new or classic entrees, you get a free tasting plate. So get your coupon at redlobster. 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You know, when i watch a tv show, i love to watch it all the way to the end because i like to see the closing credits. I like to know who worked on the production and it turns out some shows have some surprising credits you may not have noticed. Were gonna take a look at some of them now in a segment we call hidden credits. [ cheers and applause ] seth lets get started. First up, the good doctor has been one of the biggest shows of the new tv season. Youve got your prop maker, your production assistant, but i had no idea about this. The bad doctor, ben carson. [ laughter and applause ] sound about right . Next up weve all seen keeping up with the kardashians and i guess i shouldnt be surprised by this. Here we go, makeup by all of the makeup. [ laughter and applause ] the Starz Network shows ond that takes place in 18th century scotland and it turns out they have some help with the show. Right, here they go kilts provided by kevins kilts of kalamazoo. [ laughter and applause ] and im proud to say, kevins kilts of kalamazoo is now a sponsor of our show as well. Does kevins kilts of kalamazoo have the best deals in town . They plaid guilty. [ laughter and applause ] so if youre light of wallet and brave of heart come on down to kevins kilts of kalamazoo and for a limited time only buy two kilts and get one free because they could take away your life but they can never take away your free kilt [ laughter and applause ] the 100,000 pyramid is back on the air. Great show, i noticed this in the credits, though. What you take home after taxes, the 44,000 pyramid. [ laughter ] whats the point of even going on the show . Storage wars is a show youve probably seen while flipping channels but this was a little frightening to see right here, surprise guest, tetanus. Tetanus. Sunday nfl countdown is a show i watch almost every week on espn. I guess we probably shouldnt be surprised by this. Here we go, rex ryan provided by multiple losing seasons. [ light laughter ] master chef junior is a popular kids cooking competition show, i got to admit, this was not my favorite right here. Secret ingredient, boogers. [ audience groans ] [ light laughter ] wheel of fortune. Wheel of fortune has been a popular game show for a very long time and i certainly had no idea about this right here. There we go, voice over artist Dwight Kruger. Thats right the voiceovers for wheel of fortune are performed by none other than famed voiceover artist, Dwight Kruger and lucky us we actually have some footage of dwight at work in the wheel of fortune sound booth. Lets take a look. All right. So, this is for wheel of fortune. All right. The wheel spin. [ clears throat ] [ Spinning Wheel ] oh, that was a sweet spot there on that one. All right. [ light laughter ] here we go. Next up. The wheel slowing to a stop. [ clears throat ] [ slowly Spinning Wheel ] seth great work as always, dwight. [ cheers and applause ] finally, even our show. Right here, late night with seth meyers has closing credits but even ive never noticed this before right here guy who drives the 2013 acura rdx in the opening credits, mark burnham. [ light laughter ] lets take a look at mark in action. Late night with Seth Meyers Seth there he is best in the biz. [ cheers and applause ] that was hidden credits. Well be right back with music from the roots featuring bilal. [ cheers and applause ] even when you know where youre going, it Still Matters how you get there. The lexus line of luxury suvs. Giving you the power to make your own way. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. New puppy . New food at petsmart, weve got you covered. With a wide assortment of blue buffalo puppy food. Formulated to support healthy growth and development. And now, when you spend 50 on blue buffalo puppy products, youll save 10. Petsmart, for the love of pets. My doctor says i havey, whats skittles pox. 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[ cheers and applause ] people swear they woke but theyre walking in their sleep i pray the lord their souls to keep becaus as sheep patrol our streets and we all know that which you sow you should reap those who do know you should teach through every loophole we gon leap until you reach a Common Ground and become unbound because when your hometown feels like a battleground tears raining down because it aint fair its hard when youre looking for love and it aint there or trying to read what tomorrow holds and it aint clear because the well is running dry racial tensions running high under 21 is far too young to die my salvations under fire this marks the rising of the tide every day i wear a mask like an umpire yo i guess i gotta laugh to keep from crying tonight another friend passed on the young side its bad cause a good friends hard to come by justice is never color blind never gun shy for one crime you may never see the sunshine we know if one times giving you the finger round hear lets just say it aint the number one sign i hear they turning downtown to the front line its Something Like the same place but it aint safe it went from a human race to a tank chase cause people dazed and amazed though it aint grace the devil feeding off hate so he gained weight its tainted waters in a well so we cant taste impossible to exist in the same place enter the black saint with the war paint face this generation weve forsaken all thats real what emotions do we feel is your poison called the pistol or a pill let jesus take the wheel others say thou shall not kill but that old time religion aint gon pay my bills weve come so far yet here we are bruised and scarred presumed inferior but we aint scared of yall no it aint fair its hard when youre looking for love and it aint there or try to read what tomorrow holds and it aint clear the well is running dry racial tensions running high under 21 is far too young to die my salvations under fire the rising and rising oh to my arab israeli native american mexicans with willie lynchs next of kin the rising of tied noose around the necks again look how they try to hide proof of all the excellence the only tag you know me as his holy swag through any glass window we smash brody bags its come to pass im unabashed and so we have an awareness of the only flag thats growing fast i guess im tryna minimize regrets i identify with death that dont mean its not an uninvited guest im just tryna answer all of my requests and express in 280 characters or less im the best educated relegislated premeditated dedicated heavy weight who ever paid it in blood not tuition without a cops permission i got a pot to piss in despite the opposition listen it aint fair its hard when youre looking for love and it aint there try to read what tomorrow holds and it aint clear oh the well is running dry it aint there no itt no it aint clear oh looking for justice and its just us it aint fair theres a riot going on out there and it aint fair when your protector is your predator it aint fair no it aint fair no no no no no [ cheers and applause ] seth the roots a everyone. The detroit soundtrack is out now. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] z2i1zz z16fz y2i1zy y16fy [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to james franco, Lawrence Odonnell, the roots featuring bilal, everone [ cheers and applause ] Allison Miller and the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hi there, im carson daly. Youre watching last call by way of the federal bar here in sunny southern california. Tonight the rty nils gonna perform from