And featuring the legendary roots crew. And now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness that is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] that is a great new york city crowd right here tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Here it is. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. Thank you. Heres what people are talking about, guys. Did you see this . The other day, President Trump tweeted that he turned down an offer to be Time Magazines person of the year. [ light laughter ] thats not all. Today, he said that he turned down the chance to marry prince harry. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy and he was very sad. Believe me, he was very sad. [ light laughter ] thats right. Prince harry and Meghan Markle are engaged. [ cheers and applause ] so, finally, a Success Story for tinder. You know . [ laughter ] i mean, thats thats good. [ applause ] but this is nice. Harry actually asked meghans father for his permission to marry her. [ audience aws ] her dad was hesitant, because he was hoping shed meet someone with a job. [ laughter and applause ] in an interview today, prince harry said that he and meghan got to know each other by having a lot of cozy nights in instead of going out to dinner. [ audience oohs ] or as guys everywhere put it, see, i do treat you like a a princess. We watch football every five hours well, after spending five days in florida, trump flew back to washington yesterday. And like always, the secret service had to leave a trail of reeses pieces to get him on the plane. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] elliot. Elliot. [ laughter ] this is embarrassing here. At a white house event, today, honoring native american war veterans, trump referred to Elizabeth Warren as pocahontas. [ audience ohs ] then the veterans called trump by his native american name, tweets with small hands. [ laughter and applause ] but as i mentioned, trumps still saying Time Magazine called to offer him person of the year and he turned it down. Im not sure if the call is genuine, because if you listen, you can hear hillary laughing on the other end. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] why, yes, my refrigerator is running. Actually, time responded to trumps claim, saying thats not how they select person of the year. They do a more official method. You offer it to beyonce, then work your way down. [ laughter and applause ] thats how you do it. But this is nice. The White House Christmas tree arrived the other day. And it will stay there for about six weeks. Which will make it the longestserving member of the trump administration. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve heyoh jimmy youre fired, tree. Its valentines day, youre fired. [ light laughter ] you guys, today is cyber monday. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. This is its the day millions of americans go online and enter their credit card info. Or as russia calls it [ russian accent ] its the most wonderful time of the year [ laughter and applause ] with the people all typing and the Miss Universe pageant was last night. Did you guys see that . And for the q and a portion, pretty tough questions about world issues. Some did better than others. But there was one contestant who didnt even get a chance to compete. Shes miss backup usa and [ light laughter ] the rule is that she would only get to be in the pageant if miss usa missed her flight. Well, we wanted to give her a a chance to answer some of the questions that she would have been asked last night. So joining us now via satellite from her home is miss backup usa. [ cheers and applause ] are you there . Hello, jimmy. I am having the time of my life to be here [ light laughter ] jimmy well, its good to have you here, miss backup usa. Are you ready for the first question . Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Jimmy yeah, i got you. I heard you. Here we go. Heres one of last nights questions. Women make up 49 of the global workforce. Really . Jimmy what [ light laughter ] i didnt get to the question yet. Oh, okay. Jimmy what what do you believe is the most important issue facing women in the workplace, w all of those 47. [ light laughter ] jimmy sorry. Im sorry the 47 women. Jimmy wha what what parking. Jimmy i dont understand. Whats your answer . Must be parking. Finding a spot . Finding a parking spot . Jimmy finding a parking spot. [ laughter ] okay. Lets go to the lets just go to another question. Whats for lunch . Jimmy lets go another question, okay . Oh, were doing were moving on . Jimmy were moving on. Okay, good. Jimmy were moving on. Great. [ light laughter ] jimmy social media has become a prominent factor in the way we see one another. Yes. [ light laughter ] jimmy do you think social media has had a positive or negative effect on the way we judge beauty . Uh [ light laughter ] judging beauty. Jimmy yes. Is it guilty or innocent . [ laughter ] jimmy no, youre not judging an in jimmy not a judge, a a courtroom judge. Well, what jimmy its social media. Do you think it affects an affect jimmy how we how we jimmy judge beauty. Judge beauty. [ laughter ] jimmy thats your answer . You know what, judge of a a beauty. Jimmy the judge of beauty . The judge of beauty. The innocence of beauty. Jimmy yeah . Oh, can you imagine young babies . [ laughter ] jimmy sure, sure, sure. Sure, i can imagine i can imagine young babies. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Okay. This is the last question here. Thank goodness [ light laughter ] this is really jimmy are you doing all right, by the way . Are you doing okay . Mmhmm. Yes i love answering questions more than all of the other parts. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right. Heres the last question. Thank you. Jimmy youre welcome. What do you think has been the most important social movement of your generation and why . Both . [ light laughter ] jimmy what do you mean both . I have to say the social movement and i have to say the why . Say lets just cut out the why part. Like having to show your work. Jimmy just what is the most important social movement of your generation. Okay. Jimmy yeah, just give me a a social movement. A social movement. Jimmy yeah, whats the most important one of your generation . Social movement. Could you use it in a sentence . [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy okay. What do you think has been the most important social movement of your generation and why . [ cheers and applause ] does that help . Okay. Jimmy yeah. Okay. Okay. So, so okay. Social movement. Jimmy movement. Any movement. Social movement. Jimmy any movement. Social movement. Oh, any movement . Jimmy sure. Movement. Movement socially. Walking while talking. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy walking while talking is a social movement . That is walking while talking. Walking while talking. Swimming while singing. Jimmy okay, good. [ laughter ] were rooting for you. Miss backup usa, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy via satellite from her home. Steve from her home. From her home. Jimmy from her home via satellite. Finally, you guys, i read about a multicooker thats selling like crazy called the instant pot. It has 40,000 reviews, all from people in colorado saying, this isnt what i expected when i bought instant pot. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes that is fivetime grammy awardwinning bassist Victor Wooten sitting in with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] you are fantastic. Oh, my gosh. His new album, trypnotyx, is out now. Thank you so much for being here, buddy. I appreciate it. Thats amazing. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you. Jimmy amazing. Holy mackerel. Guys, it is monday. Were so excited to be back. We have a great week of shows ahead. Daisy ridleys going to be here. John boyega. [ cheers and applause ] Kumail Nanjiani and Queen Latifah will be joining us. Steve hey [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus we have performances from miguel and sam smith. [ cheers and applause ] big week. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. I love this guy. I wish he could come on every single night. Hes the funniest dude ever. Hes so talented. Martin short is here tonight. Steve come on [ cheers and applause ] hilarious. Jimmy hes unbelievable. Steve yes. Jimmy plus froe jane the virgin and the new animated film, ferdinand, Gina Rodriguez is stopping by tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ferdinand, the movie. And we have great music from spoon, you guys [ cheers and applause ] yeah steve its hot. Jimmy hot thoughts. Spoon. Guys, thanksgiving is over. I hope you had a great thanksgiving. Christmas will be here before you know it. And if youre really looking for a cool gift idea, check this out. This is the this is the amazon echo show. All right . Yeah, check this thing out. Right . Its just like the amazon echo. So you can do handsfree calling, you can listen to music, and you can get the weather, get the news, get like 200 recipes for eggnog. Whatever you want to do. [ light laughter ] but it also plays video. Thats what makes it cool. You can even watch tonight show clips on it. Watch this. [ cheers and applause ] i need complete silence. [ light laughter ] why would i do that . Yeah. Ready . No. Alexa, launch tonight show. Jimmy hey guys, jimmy fallon here. Just wanted to say a quick hello and welcome you to the tonight show. Thanks, jimmy. You can play the latest monologue, listen to jimmys thank you notes, find out which guests will appear on upcoming episodes, or hear show information. Which would you like . Jimmy alexa, play thank you notes. Jimmy guys, today is friday and thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. I check my inbox jimmy yeah it works [ cheers and applause ] its amazing. It works alexa, home. [ light laughter ] alexa, home. Alexa [ light laughter ] anyways. [ laughter ] its a great gift. [ light laughter ] i love this thing. I feel like everybody should have one of these in their home. If you go to amazon. Com, you can find out more. Its really great. Wait, jimmy. Arent you forgetting something . Jimmy oh, thats right. Thank you, alexa. I almoor studio audience is going home with their very own amazon echo show [ cheers and applause ] you know whats up. Come on you know whats up. Yes alexa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much to the generous people at amazon for doing this. Enjoy the amazon shows, everybody [ cheers and applause ] stick around. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. Jimmy pretty cool. 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Its time for, this week in memes. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] this week in memes this week in memes yeah jimmy first up, lets take a look at this photo of attorney general jeff sessions. [ laughter ] this meme is called, when you the elf on the shelf and you see a naughty boy. [ laughter and applause ] steve i see him. Jimmy next is a photo of donald trump. [ laughter ] his meme says, when youre watching a movie with your parents and a sexy scene comes on. [ applause ] steve zoink. Jimmy lets take a look at this photo of bernie sanders. His meme is called, when you see your uber drive by you and now hes ten minutes away. [ laughter and applause ] i just saw him. Heres a photo of prince harry. [ laughter ] his meme says, wh t edibles kick in. Oh. [ laughter and applause ] oh, wow. Steve i can move. Jimmy next is a classic photo of a dog. [ audience aws ] its meme says, when your mom had to go to work early and your dads never attempted pigtails. [ laughter and applause ] close enough. Next up, heres a photo of a a rooster. Its meme says, when you get highlights off groupon. [ laughter and applause ] next up, heres another photo of donald trump. His meme says, when Bohemian Rhapsody comes on at karaoke. Its like, oh. [ cheers and applause ] scaramouche steve scaramucci. Jimmy heres a photo of vladimir putin. His meme says, when you see the price of pistachios at whole foods. [ laughter and applause ] steve really . Wow. Jimmy 50 bucks. Wow. Steve a piece jimmy fi his meme says, ermahgerd berg trerk hernk hernk [ laughter and applause ] that was this week in memes. [ cheers ] well be right back with martin short, everybody. Come on back [ cheers and applause ] its time for sleep numbers lowest prices of the season on the only bed that adjusts on both sides to your ideal comfort, your sleep number setting. And snoring . Does your bed do that . 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Please welcome our good friend martin short, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] martin short they love you. We love you. I so adore jimmy we love you [ cheers and applause ] we love dont make him stand up again. Oh, he did it again [ cheers and applause ] youre my life blood i so adore being overwhelmed by love. Jimmy you are, you are. [ light laughter ] hi, james. Jimmy thank you for coming for the show. I havent seen you know the last time i saw you the last time i saw you was when you were hosting that Campaign Rally for roy moore in alabama, and [ laughter ] oh my god, were you one. [ laughter ] that was the last time you saw me, yeah. Oh, i adore this show so much. You know, of all the talk shows, this is truth, this is the one that i pretend to care about the most. Jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] i mean, that is very nice. Thank you. I think of Carpool Karaoke is so strong. [ light laughter ] and mean tweets, i mean, its just you are a master of social media, which i think is powerful. [ laughter ] and even though i wasnt your first choice for a guest tonight, i understand that. But it doesnt really bother me cause charlie rose is such a a different type. [ laughter ] jimmy i will say though, you look fantastic. I do . Jimmy yes, you look fantastic. Well, you look [ cheers and applause ] you dont age. No, you dont age. Oh, i look like ive been carried out of shangrila. Jimmy no, no, no. You look fantastic. Well, listen, let me Say Something about you. And i know that men arent supposed to say this to other men, but you look stunning. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy stunning . Yes. Jimmy i will take it. I call your look, american psycho chic and i dont even know what that means. [ laughter ] jimmy you invented a new word. Really, i mean jimmy thank you. You never age, jimmy. You dont. You dont. I bet youre the only late night host that goes to a a pediatrician. Jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] so, whatever youre paying your makeup artist, i would double it. [ light laughter ] jimmy wow. And that that chair that that new booster seat youre wearing [ laughter ] theres a new presence, im telling you. Jimmy it gives me a a presence. It does, right . But i thought, you know, jimmy and i, weve known each other for many years. We have great conversa tell them, which i found interesting. [ light laughter ] what you were telling me backstage about why you feel that people should go to the bathroom where god intended them to. Like what is that jimmy lets talk about something more topical. Oh, okay. Whatever. [ laughter ] jimmy how was your thanksgiving . Did you have a happy thanksgiving . How was it . Oh, it was great. You know, i mean, the chinese food came like in eight minutes. [ laughter ] jimmy you didnt have turkey . I will tell you thanksgiving, in hollywood is very weird now cause of all the scandals and, you know, stars are afraid to say, can you pass the breast or thighs . I mean, you dont want [ laughter ] jimmy you dont want to dont even bring it up. No, no, no. Now if, you know, if someone unbuttons their pants under the table, you dont know if theyre full or just lonely, you know. [ laughter ] you were on the i saw, you were on the the float. Jimmy i was on, yeah, the thanksgiving day parade. I was on the float. [ cheers and applause ] it was so much fun. The roots. We had the most best time. You did . Jimmy it was so fun. We loved it. I had the greatest time. I was in a float too, yes. Jimmy i didnt see you. Well, im this is im not that guy, but many people said that i was the best mrs. Claus ever. [ laughter ] jimmy congratulations, thats great. I like a compliment. Jimmy but thanksgiving, you have comedian thanksgiving . Yeah, well no. We actually, you know, im canadianamerican, as you know, born in canada. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was a good one. That was very good. Sounds like a it was a combination of a man being cheerful and also passing a stone. It was a [ laughter ] jimmy its that rare combination. Oh, rare combination. No, no, no. Well, we, you know, canadians, we have our thanksgiving in october. Jimmy thats right. October 6th. And which is your columbus day. And we have different traditions, you know, we like to stuff the turkey through the beak. Thats unusual. [ laughter ] you know, a different way. Jimmy that is unusual, but you do that in canada. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But and then, you know, well sit around and tell each other what were thankful for, and then well apologize if it feels like bragging, you know . [ laughter ] jimmy thats very canadian of you. We eat a whole potato because mashing requires too much aggression. [ laughter ] jimmy youre very peaceful in canada. And then at the end of the dinner, we stand together and all sing songs about Public Health care. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, isnt that a a beautiful. Isnt that a beautiful thing to do. Yeah. Right now. I am, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] we have two names for this. An evening youll forget for the rest of your life and or, see them before theyre dead. [ laughter ] jimmy no, thats not true. Well. Jimmy no. [ light laughter ] youre i just martin, martin, wait. Martin marty its me. Clear [ light laughter ] jimmy no you guys are but its fun to go on tour. You and steve have been friends for a long time, right . Oh, my god. Well, he is theres no better friend, unless you need a favor. But [ laughter ] no, i love steve. You know, hes the palest. You cant get a whiter human being. [ laughter ] oh, my god. You get the feeling that when steve was born, the doctor said, its a pillow. [ laughter ] i mean, he was actually kicked out of a barbershop quartet for being too white. [ laughter ] he had his dna test, and it came back va [ talking over each other ] absolutely. Jimmy youre doing thursday, january 18th, at fort meyers in fort meyers, florida. Sure am, jimmy. Jimmy january 19th, friday hey, thats a good day. At the Duke Energy Center of the arts. Hey jerry, are you going to come to any of these shows . Jimmy i will be coming to the friday, february 16th, one in baltimore, maryland. Hey, thats a good time. Jimmy thats a good one. Ill be at that one. And ill be there too. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy martin short, everybody the one and only. [ cheers and applause ] i love this man go see him and steve martin in an evening you will forget for the rest of your life. Martin and i are doing something fun after the break. Stick around. It will be fun. We are . [ cheers and applause ] dear january, were sorry. Weve made you all diets and cleanses. Thing is, food isnt a resolution. Its fuel for our resolutions. Fuel to power us, made for us. 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Jimmy thank you for coming back. Happy thanksgiving to you. Did you have fun . Happy thanksgi so much fun. Jimmy whatd you do this year . I was in long island with my boyfriends very italian family. [ cheers and applause ] thats the way to do it. Yes. It was interesting to have lasagna and meatballs for thanksgiving, but im into it. [ light laughter ] im into it. Jimmy oh, no, italian food, they just go every its every food known to man. It was for days. Jimmy turkey, its ha yes. Venison. We had venison. Jimmy wow. Yeah. Fancy. Super fancy. Jimmy how many people . Well so, last year i did it as well and there was like one lasagna, right . Jimmy yeah. So i was like, okay. And there was like 15 people. So i was like, i got this. And then this year around, joe reminded me that all my groundwork was for none because theres 40 new people, 17 new babies. I didnt know they reproduced as fast as latinos did. [ laughter ] i was like, im not ready for this. Im not ready for this. But i do love babies so it was like it was good. Jimmy it was a lot of kids. Yeah, lots of kids. And like every year, his little cousin, danny, writes scripts. Like 60page scripts. Hes 11 years old. And he does jimmy like movie scripts . Epics. Star wars, lord of the rings inspired, just and put him on. So last year he put it on. This year, we made it a short. About six hours. [ laughter ] yeah. Yeah. Jimmy wow. Yeah. And then we couldnt do anymore, because it was all like cgi and then we died. [ laughter ] so it was like so were not going to finish it. Jimmy kids, thats what they do. Unbelievable. Jimmy not only are you a a great actress, but youre also boxing royalty. Your dad is gino rodriguez. Yeah jimmy famous referee. [ cheers and applause ] legendry. Daddy. Jimmy theres pacquiao right there. Pacquiao. Jimmy did you grow up with boxing . I mean, hes a legend. Yeah, i grew up boxing. I grew up watching fights. I grew up with don king at, like, brunch. It was very strange. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. It was very bizarre. I didnt realize how cool it was until i got older and guys were like, oh, youre into boxing . And i was like, yeah, no big deal. [ laughter ] and then theyre like, um jimmy yeah, whatever, i guess. So youre like, yeah, like whatever. [ laughter ] its no big deal. I can throw a jab. I can throw a jab. Jimmy seen a couple of fights here or there, you know. Yeah, its no big deal. [ cheers ] im always ringside but, like jimmy yeah, whatever. Who is it . Who is it . Jimmy i mean, this is the sweat hits me when they get hit so no big deal. [ t and i never shower after it, so its good. Jimmy yeah. Did you ever get autographs from everybody . So my pops started getting the champion of every fight he did or every fight he supervised to sign a 100 bill, and so now he has about 10,000 worth of every champion you can think of, has signed it and its the one thing i get to inherit. Jimmy why didnt [ audience cheers ] dad why didnt you do that for me . [ cheers and applause ] isnt that crazy . Jimmy why didnt you have them sign 100 bills, dad . [ light laughter ] yeah. Sorry. Jimmy what a different childhood we had. Oh my god. [ light laughter ] i know, i know. I know. Ill sell you one. Jimmy yeah, thank you. I appreciate it. You know jimmy. Jimmy just send me a a picture of it. Thats all. I just want to see a picture of it. Ill do that. Ill do that. Jimmy i have a video of you because i asked i said, i wonder if ginas a fighter herself or into boxing. Let me show you this this is you and your boyfriend training. Oh, hes so much better than i am, but thats okay. Jimmy but watch this. This is a clip of you training with your boyfriend. Watch this. Yo. Wait for the elbow though. Bam. Yo. Jimmy hey, i mean, great. [ cheers and applause ] were good, right . Were real good. Jimmy were cool . Were cool. Were cool. Jimmy dude, you are awesome. Thank you. Jimmy that was insane thank you so much. Jimmy i mean, do you ever spar with people . Would you ever like would you ever get in the ring for real . I would love to. A few years ago, i did a movie called deep water horizon with peter berg, and peter berg is a big yeah i love him. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, hes great. I love you, peter. Youre awesome. And he boxes also, so we went to the, like, local boxing gym and we all fought together. I fought him multiple times. Jimmy you fought peter berg . Yeah, he wont even talk about it, peter. [ laughter ] i mean, i told him he didnt even realize who he was getting in the ring with. Jimmy wow. So he was like, yeah, so you know, minka kelly was on my show years ago, and she boxes and so i was like, oh, really . All right. What do you got, minka . You know, like, whats up, minka . Lets do a Little Charity fight. We started sending each other videos back and forth of like, us boxing and training. Because she would train in l. A. And i was training in new orleans and when i got back, i was like, whats up, you want to do this . And she was like, no. [ laughter ] jimmy i think after seeing that video, i would be afraid as well. No minka, i love you minka can throw down. So, charity match. One round. [ cheers and applause ] two minutes on the show . Jimmy on the show here for charity . One round, two minutes. Jimmy all right. Mika, if youre watching, i mean, im not just to let everyone know, im not stepping in the ring at all. [ laughter ] i wear plastic boxing gloves. Ill be punching myself in the face. I fight like one of those nun puppets. I mean, really. [ light laughter ] still a good jab though. Jimmy lets talk about whats happening with jane the virgin this season. Its a very interesting twist. Its like a yeah, so, last season, jane went through a horrific loss of her husband, and she went through a huge period of grief, and i thought that it was it was, actually, i was going through my own experience as well, so it was very cathartic and it was very helpful. But now this season, she is showing the joy that comes after loss. And its also because she got a a new man. Jane is just like having this joy and finding her heart again and finding love again, and feeling the gratitude of being able to feel like the loss or heartbreak, which is nice, which means that she can love again. And thats just like such a a beautiful feeling. So theres a lot of joy. Jimmy its a great role for you and youre just nailing it. Jennys the best. Jenny the writer. I love you. Thank you for making the best role ive ever had so far. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shout out to jenny. Aw. Jimmy lets talk about ferdinand. I mean, ferdinand the bull, i love the story. Did you read it when you were a a kid . Oh, for sure. And its my nieces favorite book. Jimmy do you guys know that book . Ferdinand the bull . [ cheers and applause ] the bull that j stop and smell the roses and didnt want to fight. Jimmy he just wants to sleep under the he doesnt want to fight. He doesnt want to fight. Not like me. [ laughter ] jimmy no, exactly. But thats why its called acting. Yeah. Jimmy thats why its called acting, you guys. No, no, no, its fantastic. Jimmy its such a a peaceful yeah. And its a beautiful, beautiful movie. I really think that its going to move lots of people and reminding you to just like, stay on the path of who you are and not be afraid to like step outside what people can expect from you. And just being true to yourself. Its just a reminder that we all need sometimes. Like, its okay to be you. You is dope. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its great cast. John cena. So many. Jimmy theres so many great people in the film. But i want to show a clip of you here. Heres Gina Rodriguez in ferdinand. Take a look at this. Whoa. You werent kidding about the bugs. Why would you . Oh, stop. We have to do something. All right. Lets do it old school. Um, are you trying to steal my stuff . No, not us. You have offended us, sir. Im sorry, little guys. I feel terrible. Ow dont fall for it, ferd. Theyre filthy weasels hey. Were not filthy weasels. Were filthy hedgehogs. She knows what we are. Yeah, beadyeyed little thieves. Were not thieves, were survivors. Bomb lets roll. Oh wait. Hold on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how cute is that . I cant wait. My kids are going to love this. Oh, i hope so. You have to tell me. Jimmy Gina Rodriguez, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jane the virgin is on friday nights at 9 00 p. M. On the cw. Make sure to catch ferdinand in theaters december 15th. Well be right back with a a performance by spoon. 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Stuck in a contract no problem well help you out with up to a 500 dollar credit for your early termination fee. But hurry this offer ends january 17th. Go to getfios. Com [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonights musical guest is on tour now in support of their critically acclaimed album, hot thoughts. Its a fantastic record. Performing, do i have to talk you into it, give it up for spoon [ cheers and applause ] here we go down a long dark road same place where we used to go and the words get stuck on the tip of my tongue feeling cut off from everyone oh do i have to talk you into it do we have to make sense of it when ive known you such a long long time and we never had to act polite i wanna whisper down the tube all the words you would never use do i have to talk into it jimmy digs in his long dark coat he comes up with a tender throat and he hides it away in bronson park so he cant get to it after dark aint that right, jim . Do i have to talk you into it do we have to make sense of it they say i better seal you up in wax so that youre never gonna bite me back and i can feel it when im away i got to get back tomorrow if not today to try to talk you into it i have to talk you into it [ cheers ] when the mood of the eras gone everybody fading me even my ma and the words get stuck on the tip of my tongue feeling cut off from everyone oh do i have to talk you into it do i have to talk you into it well here we go down a long dark road been here man many times before i wanna whisper down the tube all the words you would never use do i have to talk you into it [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh thats how you do it buddy. Thats how you do it that is how you do it right there spoon [ cheers and applause ] spoon, everybody hot thoughts is out now. Wow my thanks to martin short, Gina Rodriguez, spoon once again [ cheers and applause ] Victor Wooten right there and the roots. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight jeff daniels, from orange is the new black, actress danielle brooks, music from daniel caeser, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump pardoned a turkey at the white house today, where he said, quote, im pleased to report that unlike millions of other turkeys at this time of the year, drumstick has a very, very bright futu
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