Hard to distance yourself from a guy named donald trump jr. [ laughter ] hes not even related to me. My last names not junior. Everyone knows that. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump attacked his critics on twitter yesterday saying, when will all the haters and fools out there realize that having a relationship with russia is a good thing not a bad thing . Well having a relationship with russia will certainly never be as bad as having a president who uses the word haters. [ laughter ] im surprised he doesnt wear his [ cheers and applause ] im surprised he doesnt wear his maga hat like this. [ laughter ] the problem with haters is theyre going to hate. President trump met with president Vladimir Putin on saturday and said he believes putins claim that russia did not meddle in the election. That story again, bonnie believes clyde. [ laughter and applause ] Senate Majority leader he believes the women who have accused Senate Candidate roy moore of inappropriate sexual contact, adding that moore should step aside. Im proud of you, mitch. That took a lot of chins. [ audience oohs ] [ cheers and applause ] after fox news host sean hannity defended republican alabama Senate Candidate roy moores allegations of Sexual Misconduct with underage girls, several Companies Announced they are pulling ads from the show. Luckily, he has a new sponsor, windowless van monthly. [ laughter and applause ] white house chief of staff john kelly said this weekend that he does not follow President Trumps tweets, as opposed to eric trump who cant follow them. [ laughter and applause ] researchers believe that women are less likely to receive cpr in public than men because people are reluctant to touch a strangers breast. Touch a strangers breast . Ill do it, said these men. [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] you dont even need the cpr. [ light laughter ] white house senior policy advisor Stephen Miller has reportedly been interviewed by special counsel Robert Muellers team to figure out how he escaped from area 51. [ laughter ] Toy Company Hasbro has reportedly made an offer to purchase its rival mattel in a deal that would combine the two largest toy manufacturers in the united states. But the deal could be blocked to prevent a monopoly. [ laughter and applause ] sometimes its nice to have a joke about toys [ laughter and applause ] the news is very depressing [ cheers and applause ] sometimes we just want to have a toy joke [ light laughter ] a man in idaho known by authorities as the sushi bandit was recently arrested after multiple dine and dash incidents at asianta area. But he claims his innoncen sorry. [ laughter and applause ] this joke is so good, i got excited. All right. Dine and dash, sushi bandit, okay. Here we go, here we go, here we go. You guys remember, here we go. [ laughter ] no, just the punch line, theyre ready. Theyre ready. You guys remember. [ cheers and applause ] but he claims hes innocent. And said theyll sashimi in court. [ laughter ] the news is depressing [ applause ] sometimes you just want a joke about sushi [ light laughter ] the first drive through Marijuana Store is open in nevada which is super convenient except for the eight hours it takes you to drive home. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, it was announced today that a new Television Series based on the lord of the rings will be produced for amazri perfect for people who felt like the 6 3 and a half movies didnt cover enough ground. [ laughter and applause ] ladies and gentlemen we have a fantastic show for you tonight. Shes starring in the new netflix movie Mudbound Carey Mulligan is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] from the fantastic new film lady bird beanie feldstein joins us. [ cheers and applause ] and he is featured in the sixth season of the mind of a chef. And here to cook up some spicy chicken wings for us. Chef danny bowien is here. So youre here on a great night. [ cheers and applause ] before we get to all that, President Trump sparked one political firestorm over the weekend with his comments on russias election meddling. As his party deals with another, allegations that their Senate Candidate in alabama sexually assaulted underage girls. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth trump of course has been out of the country on a 12day trip to asia. To stay disciplined. But he just never seems comfortable with the customs and traditions that go along with these trips. And we saw that once again when he stood with World Leaders at a summit of the association of Southeast Asian nations. The leaders lined up for the Traditional Group handshake and trump was clearly not prepared for it. And now for the asean handshake, right over left in one, two, and three. [ laughter and applause ] seth look at his face. [ laughter ] theres something seriously wrong with you when thats your reaction to human contact. [ laughter ] ah, it burns [ laughter ] also despite all that instruction, he just went for a regular hand shake as soon as it started. Now, of course, on this trip, trump has been dealing with the tense situation surrounding north koreacl a president can do is deescalate the situation by projecting calm and reassuring allies. Which of course is impossible for our emotionally stunted commander in chief. From here in vietnam, the president also tweeted about north korea. Taunting dictator kim jongun, saying, why would kim jongun insult me by calling me old, when i would never call him short and fat. Oh, well, i try so hard to be his friend and maybe someday that will happen. [ laughter ] seth jesus. Did we elect a president or one of the south park kids . [ laughter and applause ] oh, well, i tried so far to be his friend. Kyle jongun. Im just shocked he didnt start that tweet with dear diary. If trumps behavior toward kim jongun is catty, his relationship with russian president Vladimir Putin is clearly much warmer. The two met in vietnam during the annual Asia Pacific Economic cooperation summit. And engaged in the apec tradition of wearing the same shirt as they shook hands during a photo op. Huh . Where have i seen that before . Oh yeah, thats it. [ laughter and applause ] trump was asked during a gaggle with reporters on air force one if he asked putin about russian meddling in the 2016 election, and he seemed very eager to go easy on putin. Trump told reporters, he said he absolutely did not meddle in our election. He did not say what theyre saying he did. Every time he sees me, he says, i didnt do that. putin said he did not do what they said he did and i believe, i really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. Oh my god, youre so gullible. Youre probably the easiest mark putins ever had. Youre like a guy at a magic show who applauds before the trick is even over. [ light laughter ] oh, my god, how did he get that woman inside the box . Thats amazing. [ laughter and applause ] she was out of the box and now shes in the box. Thats unbelievable. Of course trumps own intelligence agencies believe russia interfered in the election, so trump was later forced to clarify his comments. But what he said actually made things more confusing. What i said, that im surprised thhe what i said there is that i believe he believes that, and thats very important for somebody to believe. I believe that he feels that he and russia did not meddle in the election. As to whether i believe that or not, im with our agencies. Seth trump is so desperate to avoid answering this question, hes just talking in circles. [ laughter ] i believe he believes what he believes and he believes that i believe what i believe even though he believes what i dont believe. And now if you dont mind, i believe its time for me to be leaving. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] of course, when it comes to believing people, the story very much on the minds of everyone in the political world, are the allegations against republican alabama Senate Candidate roy moore. The Washington Post reported last week that a woman says roy moore initiated a sexual encounter when she was 14 and he was 32. There are also three other women all on the record who say moore pursued them when they were between the ages of 16 and 18. And then today, a fifth accuser came forward in detail how moore, who was the County District attorney at the tim was 16. She even presented as evidence a High School Yearbook from that time in which moore wrote that she was a beautiful girl. And even signed it love roy moore d. A. And, of course, when youre a 30yearold signing a 16yearolds yearbook, the d. A. Stands for dis asshole right here. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and yet, despite all this evidence, the paranoid right wing friends that supports moore would rather believe that a wide ranging conspiracy is a work to destroy him. Take roy moores chief political supporter steve bannon. Bannon slithered out of his fever swamp this weekend to claim that the Washington Post, which is owned by ceo jeff bezos, and which also broke the story of the infamous access Hollywood Tape last year is conspiring with democrats to destroy moore and trump. The bezos amazon Washington Post that dropped that dime on donald trump, is the same bezos amazon Washington Post that dropped the dime this afternoon on judge roy moore. Seth they drop the dime . When youre trying to claim your candidate is innocent, try not to use prison slang. [ laughter ] at this point, i wouldnt be surprised if trump campaigned for reelection on a platform of snitches get stitches. [ laughter and applause ] bannon and his cronies are so desperate to slime moores accusers and find reasons to discredit their stories because their stories are extremely credible. Meanwhile moores attempts to defend himself have been less than persuasive. On friday, he sat down for a radio interview with sean hannity and his answers were awkward and unconvincing to say the least. But you know her, but you never dated her ever, is that what youre saying . I know her, but i dont remember going out on dates. I knew her as a friend. If we did go out on dates, then we did. Do you remember dating girls that young at that time . Not generally, no, if i did, you know, im not going to dispute anything, but i dont remember anything like that. And you can say unequivocally in their late teens like that when you were 32 . It would have been out of my customary behavior, thats right. But you dont specifically remember having any girlfriend that was in her late teens even at that time . I dont remember that and i dont remember ever dating any girl without the permission of her mother. [ audience oohs ] seth i mean that whole time, sean hannity gives him so many chances to defend himself and he just cannot answer a yes or no question. Okay, but you never stole a bus full of 16yearolds and brought them to a secret lair, right . Well, it certainly doesnt sound like something i would do. [ laughter ] i mean, i dont remember being on a bus, but, you know, if somebody said i did then that might be a case of, you know, two different memories. I remember a bus like vehicle. [ laughter ] not only are the accounts from moores accusers credible and supported by more than 30 moore have since come forward to corroborate the fact that moore liked to date teen girls. Teresa jones spoke with cnn today and she told us it was Common Knowledge that roy dated high school girls. Everyone we knew thought it was weird. We wondered why someone his age would hang out at High School Football games and the mall. Seth and if this guy was at the mall, it wasnt to shop for clothes. [ light laughter ] i dont remember a lil sheriff section at hot topic. [ laughter and applause ] and yet despite the evidence, moores allies have gone to truly grotesque lengths to defend him. Just take Alabama State representative ed henry who argued that the women should actually be prosecuted. Henry said if these women were for 40 years had protected a sexual predator, they should be accomplices to whatever crimes had been committed. Henry tried to defend himself in a rambling, incoherent interview on cnn. Youre saying she is as culpable as him because she didnt come forward for 40 years, if its true . No, no. What amazes me is how many hate mongers there are out there on the left. Well, im just reading your quote. Are you saying that this quote is not correct . The left pretends to be a a flower child, oh we love peace and everybody, until you Say Something they dont like and then theyre willing to kill you. I think anybody that tries to answer the question if something is a fool. [ light laughter ] i dont understand. Thats the way your question should be look. [ laughter and applause ] if anything happened, my grandfather used to have a nice quib about a frog and if he had wings. But heres the thing, a frog doesnt have wings. Seth of course if a frog had wings, it still wouldnt be the creepiest thing in alabama. [ laughter and applause ] and then today, on cnn, a local reporter who wrote an oped supporting moore, explained his position with several truly anchor Brooke Baldwin stunned. If you go back and you dont elect anyone whos ever done anything wrong, yeah, we would have had barack obama, i think he did cocaine. Bill clinton supposedly smoked marijuana. Okay, what . [ laughter ] and if, you know, roy moore had stole a lawnmower when he was 21, thats bad, but thats not a reason 50 years later to all of a sudden, you know, throw him off the ballot or let Mitch Mcconnell pick the next senator of alabama. Sexual abuse, stealing a lawnmower, lets not even go there. [ laughter ] seth although maybe you should steal a lawnmower to cut those bangs. [ laughter and applause ] and by the way, if you think that was a sweaty performance, you should have seen his hair before the interview. [ laughter ] now today Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell said he believes the women and that moore should step aside. But now the question, what specific actions will the gop take to stop moore . Gop leaders met to discuss their tax plan and when reporters shouted questions about moore, they just sat there and didnt react at all. Leader mcconnell, do you believe the women who have made these accusations against roy moore . Can you guarantee that no one in the middle class will see a tax hike . Thank you. Leader mcconnell, leader mcconnell, do you on the record accusations against roy moore, sir . Seth they look like a bunch of lizards who think theyre blending in with their environment but forgot theyre not chameleons. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] can they see us . Do you think they can see us . Theyre still here, i think they can see us. Also, lets not forget, that even before these latest revelations, moore was deeply unfit for office. He disobeyed court rulings, said 911 was gods punishment for sodomy, believes homosexual behavior should bell said muslims should be barred from serving in congress. And now hes accused of molesting a child. This should be a nobrainer. And yet many republicans are caught between their rabid right wing base and basic human decency. And being caught in the middle looks a lot like this. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this has been a closer look. 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[m[ heavy breathing ] [ screaming ] [ door lock clicking ] [ silence ] [ door lock clicking ] [ silence ] [ door lock clicking ] this time, [ door lock clicking ] the haunted house, [ door lock clicking ] [ door creaking ] is my house. [ screaming ] insidious the last key. Rated pg13. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody give it up for the 8g band right over there. Also, all this week we have the fantastic drummer from fifth harmony with us. Whose latest selftitled album is out now. For more information head over to fifthharmony. Com. Michelle baptiste is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. Our first guest tonight is an oscar nominated actress, you know from films like an education, drive, and the great gatsby. She stars in mudbound which is streaming on netflix and in select theatres friday. Lets take a look. Henry im putting you out. When you told me that you were bringing me to this god forsaken place. I barely said a word. When you informed me he was coming to live with us i went along. And when our stokes told her you had been fleeced by that man you rented the house from i kept my mouth shut. Bu not getting rid of that piano, its the one civilized thing in this place. So, your father can either sleep in the leanto or he can sleep in the bed with you because i am not staying here without my piano. Youre over tired no, im not. Seth please welcome to the show, carey mulligan, everyone [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im good, i cant walk in these shoes. Seth oh no, did you just find out . I just found out. Seth oh, that sucks. Im so sorry. I was standing back there and i was thinking, do i run and just just go for the run . Or do i do a very, very slow walk. Seth well, i think people forget that the unfair burden when a woman has to go on a talk show, is often they wear things theyve never had to wear before. Ever until like three minutes ago, yeah. Seth yeah, and then you think to yourself, wait. Its only like, a 30foot walk, how bad can it be . And i will say there are times where i see guests and i realize from their eye that was that. Seth i want to ask, about this though, this a this film is a wonderful film. It takes place on a farm, mud is in the title, but it also seemed like there is a great amount of mud in the film. Yes. Seth you are walking, in mud. I feel like you did an excellent job as an actress stomping through mud. Thank you. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Thanks, i trained for that. Seth well you do have some but you do live on a farm, sometimes . I do actually. Seth so you actually so, i actually have trained for it. Seth did they say when they read the script, they said, you know whos really good at mud walking . Yeah, we got to get carey. Call her up. Call her up, yeah. Seth did was it helpful to have your farms experience for this farm experience . I mean, i know your farm is in the uk this farm is in the south, did they were they similar at all . My farm is colder. Seth yeah. British and cold and wet and miserable. This was miserable in a different way. Seth oh, thats nice. [ laughter ] so, um, this was very hot. Seth okay, i got you. And lots of bugs. No, not, not m i mean ive ive shot a gun before. Seth thats its great because the way youre doing it makes me think you havent. [ laughter ] or it makes me think i would not go shooting with you. Do you want to go out . Shoot some well shoot up. Well do this way. But you, so when you say you have shot a gun, that what have you been shooting . Oh, shotguns, you know. Seth yeah, oh, so like, pheasant . Yeah. [ laughter ] seth well, now it makes more sense, cause that im assuming is a loading. Im loading. See, yeah, i know what im talking about. Seth yeah, yeah, i still would have thought you would load like that, but youre loading up like this. Lets not get into details. [ laughter ] seth okay, i would assume the pheasants on your farm are completely safe. Yes, theyre living a long happy life. Seth theyre all like, we should go to the mulligan farm. Its that she shoots, but she doesnt really do it particularly well. No, no, no. Seth this takes place on a farm after world war 2 . Uhhuh. Seth do you enjoy doing things that are period, do you like going out and dressing up from that era . Or not even just the costumes, which are beautiful in this film, but just playing people from different times . Yeah, i think this is a period i didnt know anything about. I thought it was so i mean its bizarre and fascinating. So, were used to the idea of soldiers being loitered when they come home from war and being celebrated and, you know, paraded through the streets. And this story was about, well, two families but in one of the families theres a black soldier, and he goes to war and he comes home and hes treated with complete disdain because hes living in mississippi in the 50s. And i just found that so fascinating and terrible but that happened and so, thats sort of what, you know, where the film is. Seth youve obviously youve been doing this a long time, youre a very well known actor, but you do not like to, maybe, tell people who dont know that you are an actor, is it true that you used to tell people when they asked you what you did that you were a geography student . Yeah. [ laughter ] seth that seems very specific, what was the thought process behind that . Well, so, people would, you know, people would say, oh, what do you do for a living . And id say, oh, im and actress and they and then youre like, uh, never let me go, far from and youre speaking to someone whose Favorite Movie is saw, you know. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and their just, their face just glazes over, you know. So i stopped saying i just started saying, oh, i study geography. Then people are like, oh. [ laughter ] seth no followups . No follow up to that, yeah. Seth no ones ever like, oh cool, wheres chad . No, nothing like that, so, then the conversation dies and you can just move on. Seth got ya, do you still do that . Is that still something that you i did it the other day. So, i was in l. A. For mudbound and i was doing i went to go meet, dee rees. Seth the director. A brilliant director. So i was going to go meet her and this uber driver picked me up. And he was like, hey, what are you doing . And i said, oh, im going for a meeting . And he said, oh, why what do you do . And i thought, oh, i cant be bothered. So, i just said, i said oh, im a documentary filmmaker. [ laughter ] seth thats too much. Thats an interesting role. I know and then i was like, why did i say that, cause that is genuinely interesting. And he was like oh, whats your documentary about . [ laughter ] and i was like, oh, its about vietnam. [ laughter ] i dont know why. So then he was like, who are you meeting . And i was like, well, im meeting a financer. [ laughter ] and by the end he was wishing me luck, you know. Seth yeah. And that he hoped id get my budget. For my documentary. Seth although, i bet, like, you got out, and he immediately was like, one star sounds like a liar. [ laughter ] yeah, probably. Seth i had that too. There was i remember when i was on snl, somebody would ask, like a driver once asked, and i was like, oh, im a writer. cause i figured that would like, put the end to it. And then when he ask he was like, oh, cool. And then i felt like, i was insulted that he hadnt asked more. And so, i said, oh, on saturday night live. Right. Seth and still nothing, and i was like, well, i blew this. [ laughter ] did you obviously, this was not your accent in the film . Are you one of those pe, getting an accent right . Especially i try. I mean, i try and do prep, but its hard. Seth are you someone who stays in the accent when the director says cut . No. No, you dont want to be that person. Seth right. [ laughter ] well the problem would be on a film set, if it wasnt all the cast. If its just you, then like seth yeah, thats insufferable. Everybody hates you if you do that. You know, and you want people to like you. Seth yeah, you know, when youre not lying to uber drivers, i think youre very likable. Thank you. Yeah. [ laughter ] the thing is, it would be better if i did. I would be better at my job, but people would like me less. Seth oh, interesting. So, youre sacrificing the work for the friendship. Yes. [ laughter ] seth thats great. I like the crew to like me. I dont want them to think im really pretentious. Seth oh, you should that should be in the credits. Just like, you should say like, carrey well liked by crew. Yeah, best review. 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[ cheers and applause ] seth our next guest is currently playing minnie faye in the tony winning Broadway Musical hello, dolly alongside bette midler. She also stars in the new film lady bird, which is in select theaters now. Lets take a look im sorry that youre jealous. Jenna is a moron, you know. Shes not. Shes in ap calculus. Shes a moron in a deeper sense. You dont even know her. Miss patty assigned you a role, by the way. You just never showed up to claim it. What role . The tempest. There is no role of the tempest it is the titular role. No, its a made up thing so we all can participate. You cant do anything unless youre the center of attention, can you . Yeah, well you know your moms tits, theyre fake totally fake she made one bad decision at 19 two bad decisions [ laughter ] seth please welcome to the show beanie feldstein, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth hi, beanie. Hi, seth seth im so happy youre here. Im so happy to be here. Seth now, i did not know this. Beanie, a name given to you by your nanny. Is that correct . Yes. Seth how did it come about . I had a nanny when i young. My mom was working. And my given name is elizabeth. And she called me elizabeanie, because thats a popular british nickname. Seth oh, okay. And my brothers are much older. Theyre like, lets just call her beanie. Thats so funny. And it totally stuck. Seth wow. Yeah. Seth so you had no decision in this at all . No, but everyone was like, at 10 youll want to be elizabeth. At 16 everyone had a different age, they were like, youre gonna outgrow it. And i was like, no. I love it. Seth oh, good. Well, that works out good. So your brother is jonah hill . Yes. Seth and he has been here before and talked about your mother being a very funny character. Yes. Seth a wonderful mother as well. But you stayed with her recently. She made you stay with her while you were shooting this film. Yes. Sharon, shea, as we call her. Shes the best. Seth the nanny did the nanny give her shea . No, i did. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] shes truly the best woman on planet earth. But shes a character. Day i stay in a hotel over staying with her would be like the worst day of her life. Seth okay, gotcha. And so when we were filming lady bird, i was staying with my parents. And i came home one day and she was, geschrei, which is yiddish for like screaming her face off. Seth okay, gotcha. Turning purple, like and i hear, and im like running into her office, and shes like screaming on the phone. Shes like, i am my dogs advocate okay . Shes im like, whats going on . I realize shes talking to the vet. [ light laughter ] and shes like shes like, my dog cant speak english my dog cant tell you when hes upset, so i speak for him. Shes screaming. [ light laughter ] and im like what is going on . She hangs up. Im like, whats going on . Shes like, im mad at the vet. And just like, walks out of the room. Im like, what . The next day, my parents get a registered letter, which is like one step under getting served. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] its basically getting served. Seth in this day, if its too much for an email, thats a huge deal. Exactly. [ laughter ] you have to sign for it. So they get a registered letter to our house that says in not so many words that my parents are never welcome at the vet ever again. Seth never again. And we have the letter and this is my favorite thing, because its so clearly from the vet, because at the end it says, if your next veterinarian has any questions regarding brooskis care. [ laughter ] please you have made it impossible for the doctors and staff here to communicate with you. Seth it does. I mean, also like i have to assume the vet doesnt know how to do that. I feel like they talk and theyre like, what should we do . And theyre like, i think theres a thing, like, in the Legal Profession where you send a registered letter. Exactly. I think they were able to do that. Seth yeah. Oh my god. Thats really really great. So this tell us about the part you play. Because you are youre a student in a catholic school. As we can tell from the clip. Yes. Yes. Seth did you have any background in that . Certainly not. Feldstein, quite jewish. Seth yeah, right. [ laughter ] lot in catholic schools. Exactly. And it was amazing, because i learned so much. Saoirse, shes not american but she is catholic. Or she was raised catholic. And so she was teaching me the hail mary and i was teaching her the pledge of allegiance. Seth oh, perfect. Because we had, like, all these classroom scenes where we had to both of those things. And i was like, okay i pledge allegiance. She was like, hail mary full of grace. I was okay. Im good. Sort of feeding each other lines back and forth. Yeah. Seth and what drew you to the part you play in this . I love this movie so much. Greta gerwig is a genius. Seth shes wonderful. And she wrote the most amazing script. And its said when i got the script. It said julie, 17, chubby, gets the lead in her high school musical. And i was like, excuse me . [ laughter ] sounds great. It just felt like such a perfect fit. And the story of a young girl. We just dont have enough of these complicated female roles and female movies and specifically julie just like felt like a very good fit for me. Seth so youre on broadway right now. Youre doing hello, dolly theater camp. You knew you wanted to do this for a long time. Yes. Seth whats it called, stagedoor . Stagedoor manor. Seth stagedoor manor. And you is that where you meet ben platt . Thats not where i met ben platt. Seth okay, gotcha. Ben and i have been best friends, and we met at a bat mitzvah. Seth okay, gotcha. Actually. Of course. Seth a catholic bat mitzvah . [ laughter ] yeah, i would. I was wearing my uniform that i wear in the film. Seth okay, gotcha. And seth it would be really funny to do a catholic themed bat mitzvah. [ laughter ] i mean, im so in. No, of course, ben and i both had, like, theaters themed bar mitzvahs. Seth gotcha. And so but we met at a bat mitzvah and this was before cell phones. So we didnt have any way to, like, stay in touch. He joined my school in 9th grade and we instantly became best friends. And sort of the way that, like, he knew we were best friends was like the second week of school. He got his braces off and he texted me, like, i got my braces off. And i left my class to come see his teeth. [ laughter ] and im such a Goodie Goodie and i love school. So he was like, i must mean a lot to you. Seth oh, my gosh. Because you left to see my teeth. Seth what die i mean i think i was like, i have to pee or something. [ laughter ] i played it off, seth. Obviously i played it off. Seth thats good. Because youre so successfully now, i cant believe you just would of burned down high school for to see a pair of teeth. Well, thank you so much for being here. Congrats on the film. Oh, my gosh, im so honored. Truly. Seth its a pleasure to have you here. Thank you, guys seth beanie feldstein, everybody lady bird is currently in select theaters. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] new puppy . New food, but theres so many choices at petsmart, we have the largest in store selection of blue buffalo pet food, including puppy solutions which are specifically formulated to support healthy growth and development. From grain free to meat rich recipes, wet food and even puppy training treats. Petsmart and blue buffalo have got you covered. And now, when you spend 50 on blue buffalo puppy products at petsmart, youll save 10 why shop anywhere else . Petsmart. For the love of pets. 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So after searching around the internet we found some websites featuring dogs that have done much, much worse things. We like to show them to you now in a segment we call extreme dog shaming. [ cheers and applause ] so lets take a look at our first dog. Oh, hes adorable. I cant imagine hed do anything too bad. I bring bud lite to parties and then drink the sam adams in the fridge. [ laughter ] bad dog, dont do that. Whos next . Oh, what did you do, little guy . I retouched photos of my baby to make him look thinner. [ laughter ] terrible, thats a terrible thing to do. Whos up next . Look at this little feller, here we go. I believe life begins at humping. [ laughter ] what do you do, sir . Lets see. When i watch this is us i feel nothing. [ laughter ] i dont know how thats possible. Who do we have next . Okay, what could this little guy have done . I explain hiphop to my black friends. [ laughter ] way too white for that. You are way to white for that. Who is our next dog . 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I actually grew up in Oklahoma City so i didnt actually i didnt know i wanted to be a chef. Seth uhhuh. I wanted to be an optometrist for a long time. Seth okay, gotcha. [ light laughter ] but anyways. I went through this career path of cooking in restaurants and thought i wanted to be a fine dining chef. And then i had this dish at this sichuan restaurant. Have you had sichuan food before . Seth yes. Has anyone here had sichuan . Do you like spicy food . Spicy food. [ cheers and applause ] so i was 26, i thought i wanted to quit cooking. And i was like, i was over it. Then i had sichuan food for the first time. And this is one of the first dishes seth where did you have that . In san francisco. Seth okay, great. I have this favorite restaurant called spices ii on the avenue. Seth okay, great. So anyways, im going to make a dish called chung ching chicken wings. And its like a very spicy, numbing, tingly, chicken wing dish. And its usually hammered under a big blanket of chili peppers. Seth very excited about this. Im gonna fry up some chicken wings. Seth okay, great. And the secret to you know chefs like to be know it alls. We want to one day there was a debate about of who has the best chicken wings . How do you make and one of the guys in our kitchen chimed in and was like, well my mom use to work at anchor bar in buffalo. Buffalo new york, where the buffalo chicken wing is created. So were like, okay well what is how do they do it . And they fry their wing twice. So and so what weve done here is we have a wing thats been fried and then frozen and then now were frying it again. Its kind of like french fries. Thats why mcdonalds has great french fries is theyre fried, frozen, and refried. So seth wow, so youre making us mcdonalds food. Yeah, basically. [ laughter ] you know, i did grow up in oklahoma. Seth okay, gotcha. So where did you grow up . Where did you grow up . Seth i grew up in new hampshire, so we the way we make our chicken wings is we we dont fry them at all. Really . What do you do . Is it like rotisserie style . Seth my mom, actually the way we dont even like theyre my mom would just get frozen chicken wings, put them on a pan, and just throw them in the oven. Okay, well thats thats that works too. Seth it i think nutritionally it doesnt work. Yeah, well you know. [ light laughter ] so seth should we have a cocktail too while were here . Sure, so this is probably this is probably best to eat after drink after we eat the wing. But lets put it together. Seth okay, great. Youre in charge. Im gonna let you do everything, actually. Seth okay, great. So you should should shake this up first. This is called A Phil Collins. Its one of our Signature Drinks at the restaurant. Its basically coconut milk infused with gin, lemon grass coconut milk, gin, lemon grass, ginger. And we let it sit overnight. You want to scoop some ice in there . Seth yeah, sure. In the in these little holes. Seth why do you call it A Phil Collins . Well, i mean i like phil collins a lot. Seth gotcha. [ laughter ] and i was like, and our beverage director when opening, i was like, his name is sam anderson. I was like, lets make a drink thats like, just name it after phil collins. And he was like he was like, okay lets make something thats like a tom kha soup. Like a thai soup. Seth wow. Thats a lot of so you can pour this into those little cups there. Seth if you you should call it A Phil Collins because you get drunk enough that you see someone that you think crossed you in high school. Exactly. [ light laughter ] seth its a very specific joke for nobody. Okay, i was like all right so well pour that in there. Seth okay, great. And thats happening, i will take the wings out. [ light laughter ] seth ill help you. Thank you. Well you hold, ill pour. Seth okay, great. Is there any pouring music . Could we have a little pouring music . Seth could we just get a pouring a light pouring drum roll . Phil collins . Is there A Phil Collins pouring . Seth yeah, it should be drumming. [ drum roll ] there we go. All right cool. [ light laughter ] so we garnish this with some kaffir lime leaves. Seth okay. And a little bit of dried chili. Seth okay, great. And this a little bit of chili oil. Seth gotcha. Wonderful. And this is wrap this is but im going to wait to drink mine until after. Seth okay, good. Well so am i because you know. [ laughter ] so the good thing about cooking the wings twice is they get super, super crispy. So like, you can look at these. They are really super crispy. Seth uhhuh. And were gonna drop them in here. And then these are all the spices. You know sichuan food, it really prides itself on having things that are like, theres like sweet, salty, spicy, like tingly. And that comes from this. Its Sichuan Peppercorn soup. Sichuan peppercorn, fennel seed, cumin seed, i forgot to grind up the black cardamom so well just you know, well just throw those in their whole. Seth okay, great. [ laughter ] cayenne chili pepper. And i have all this stuff premixed together for the magic of television. So here ill let you do this. You can just you can shake and ill just dump this in here. Seth im very this is this is for those who are watching on tv and cant smell, kind of like overwhelming. Its intense. Its intense, yeah. You can just dump that on this plate here. Seth okay great. Very good. And then the beauty of this dish is you can dump all this on there too. Seth okay. The beauty of this dish is that it literally is it literally is under a blanket of seth are we gonna are you gonna let me eat the premade ones . You can that. Either either either or. Seth can i try one now . Yeah, sure. Seth how spicy is it . Try one of these. These are the best. Its pretty hot. Its very tingly. Seth okay. And i think thats from the sichuan pepper. Seth okay. You ready . I can only eat one of these by the way at the restaurants. Lets just see how long it takes. Lets take a drink of that. [ coughing ] all right. [ light laughter ] when what are you feeling right now . [ laughter and applause ] seth hes having oh my god. Whooo anybody want one of these . No, yes, yes. Pass them back. Pass them back. Pass them back. All right i need a drink. Anyways. Cheers. Seth cheers, that was fantastic. Thank you so much danny bowien, everybody. Head to facebook. Follow the mind of ef well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] start the car start the car the ikea winter sale. Wooooooo get up to 50 off select items. Now through january 10th. Ikea. Start the car start the car the ikea winter sale. Wooooooo get up to 50 off select items. Now through january 10th. Ikea. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to carey mulligan, beanie feldstein, danny bowien, everybody Michelle Baptiste and the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow i have the hiccups. [ cheers and applause ] carson welcome to nbc late night im carson daly this is last call. Tonight we are at hyde in west hollywood. Weve got Jack Whitehall in the spotlight