[ laughter ] its freezing in a lot of the country. It is colder than melanias side of the bed on the east coast right now. [ laughter ] there is a winter storm the likes of which have not been seen since the last episode of game of thrones happening right now. Thousands of flights were canceled today. Thousands of homes are without power. All because of a phenomenon called bombogenesis, which happens to be my favorite phil collins cover band. [ laughter ] they did a must be some misunderstanding, they really kill it. Yeah. I dont know how weve gone all this time without hearing bombogenesis, i think meteorologists are making words up to see if we notice. Parts of new england are said to be colder than mars, the planet, this week. Boston is expected to get 18 inches of snow. The schools there were closed today. But football practice wasnt. [ laughter ] this is what the new England Patriots, for real, had to endure this afternoon. Thats new England Patriots practice today. No days off no days off no days off jimmy no days off . How about one day off . I mean, come on. [ laughter ] theyre not even playing sunday, they have a bye week. If they win people would be like, well, thats why they won, no days off. Really its like, thats why damarius got pneumonia, no days off. [ laughter ] the worst job to have this time of year is local news reporter. Because unless youre in the studio they stick you in a blizzard to show everybody how cold it is. This is from local nbc in new york Tracy Strahan was none too happy about it. A lot of places decided to close up. We just got word that county courts closed today. A lot of the usual Convenience Stores and restaurants where people would be right now for their morning commute, they are shut down as well. Not a soul to be seen. We do see somebody in front of our favorite coffee store that i wont name. Are you going to open today or what . Weve been waiting since 5 00 in the morning you dont . Well, get somebody that does. He doesnt work there but he says hes going to be on it for us. Jimmy all right, all right, get tracy a cup of coffee and a sandwich. [ cheers and applause ] one of the things that happens in that kind of weather is people go outside with a cup of water and throw the water in the air and watch it freeze. Like this. Oh ho ho, wow jimmy that ones in slow motion. Its fun and its kind of beautiful, really. But we dont get to do that here ever because it isnt freezing. It was 72 degrees here in l. A. Today. And i was starting to feel kind of cheated. So this afternoon i sent my cousin sal out to the front of our building to throw some cups of water. Wouldnt you know it, while he was throwing the water, members of our staff happened, just happened to be walking out the door. Sal come on, freeze come on freeze, water its not freezing, i know, its upsetting to me too. And, freeze [ bleep ]. Sal im sorry. What the [ bleep ] . Sorry, i didnt mean to cuss. Sal its not freezing. This water sucks. And, freeze oh, its not freezing. Oh, sorry, garrick. Sorry, stop, this is your bank freeze, water. Thats not how its supposed to play. Jimmy well done, sal, and sarah too. [ cheers and applause ] we have a topnotch show. The great laker kobe bryant is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy like most of the lakers, kobe isnt playing this season. [ laughter ] but both his jersey numbers retired. 8 and 24. Which is also the lakers record right now. [ laughter ] also tonight, Khloe Kardashian is here. [ cheers and applause ] she is the third installment in the kardashian trilogy. Music from prophets of rage. Whose rage cannot match that of donald trump right now. Thanks to i dont know if you know about this new book. Its called fire and fury. It is highlighted by serious accusations made by his former Senior Adviser steve bannon. In the book bannon says trumps son don jr. Was treasonous and unpatriotic, he implies trumps soninlaw jared is a money launderer, and says his daughter ivanka is dumb as a brick. Which of course displeased the president. So yesterday he fired back and then his lawyers sent bannon a cease and desist letter. Bannon tried to do some damage control on his radio show. He called the president a great man. Heres how that went over this morning. Thank you all very much. Thank you. [ shouted questions from reporters ] thank you very much. I dont know, he called me a great man last night, he obviously changed his tune pretty quick. Thank you all very much. Thank you. I dont talk to him. I dont talk to him. Thats just a misnomer. Thank you. Jimmy look at that face. He is like an orangutan sucking on a lemon. [ laughter ] but this is quite a battle, bannon versus trump. Its bringing back some of the ghosts of trumps mispast. None other than Anthony Scaramucci has been making the rounds to try unsuccessfully to kind of draw a happy face on this whole thing. There are many different factions inside the republican party. Some of us have different philosophical views, different personal views towards each other. But lets subordinate all that nonsense and work for the president and knock it off. Anthony, you said six months ago that you think steve bannon tries to suck his own penis. Now youre saying he should get on board, get on the team . So lets talk about that. Because you want to bring that up. Its msnbc, my Favorite Network jimmy well, dont take it personally, she asks every guest that question. [ laughter ] hes the gift that keeps on mooching. Trumps lawyers also sent a cease and desist to the author and publisher of the book. The letter that accuses Michael Wolff of defamation by libel, defamation by libel per se, false light invasion of privacy, tortious interference, breach of contract, which are legal terms for wah, wah, stop saying mean things about me. But theres a lot of good stuff in this book. Here are some things in the book. Trump was angry alevel stars didnt come to his inauguration. It says he doesnt read. He repeats the same stories over and over, sometimes in the span of ten minutes. He had three tv screens installed in his bedroom so he could sit there and eat cheeseburgers in bed and watch tv. It says jarred and ivanka made a deal she would run for president after her father. Almost everyone trump hired called him stupid. Rex tillerson called him a moron. Gary cohen said he was dumb as s. H. R. Mcmaster called him a hopeless idiot. This was posted by katy tur from nbc. This is from the book. Trump liked to say one of the things that made life living was getting your friends wives into bed. In pursuing a friends wife hed try to persuade the wife her husband was perhaps not what she thought, then hed have a secretary ask the friend in his office. 1 the friend would arrive he would engage in what was for him more or less constant sexual banter. Do you like having sex with your wife . How often . You must have a better f than your wife, tell me about it, i have girls coming in from l. A. At 3 00. We can go upstairs and have a great time, i promise. All the while trump would have his friends wife on the speakerphone listening in to this, like fifty shades of orange or something. [ laughter ] these are his friends. No wonder his only friends fox and friends. Who does that to their friends . The white house is saying none of this is true, its a fabrication by a tabloid writer. Heres the thing, they let this writer, Michael Wolff, into the white house, he was there all the time. He claims he conducted over 200 interviews. One of the last things he wrote, his book ripped Rupert Murdoch to shreds. Why did these idiots let him in the white house in the first place . That alone indicates poor decisionmaking. The publisher is moving the publication date up to tomorrow because of the cease and detest. Desist. But heres the thing, heres what id ask donald trump. If you dont want people to read a book about you, why would you take legal action to try to stop people from reading the book about you . I wasnt going to buy the book, i was just going to read the excerpts in magazines and move on. But now that trumps lawyers are going allout to try to stop it from being published, im buying 20 copies. [ laughter ] i cant buy enough of the books. [ cheers and applause ] ill buy for my parents, my inlaws, my cousins. Im going to walk up and down my block stuffing books into my neighbors mail boxes. Okay . Threatening the writer with legal action is literally the dumbest move you can make if you want to keep on it the downlow. The book went from number 48,000 on amazon straight to number one. [ laughter ] which is crazy. Unless, stay with me on this, unless, maybe, donald trump really is the great businessman he says he is and hes getting a cut of the book. Maybe hes the ghost. Maybe he helped write fire and fury. Or more likely hes just dumb and everyone around him is dumb. [ laughter ] this book claims trump is losing it and a group of lawmakers brought a psychiatrist in to discuss his mental capacity. They say he cant even recognize old friends. I have to say i have noticed that trump does sometimes have trouble finding his friends. Wheres harry . Wheres harry . Harry wheres richard . Wheres kip . Wheres jack . Wheres brock . Theres nick . Wheres ben . Wheres kim . Wheres chris . Wheres jack . Wheres mike . Wheres ray . Wheres sally . Wheres josh . Wheres pat . Wheres dan . Wheres mickey . Wheres chris . Wheres matt . Wheres lou . Wheres cal . Wheres susie . Wheres jessica . Wheres steve . Wheres aaron . Wheres john . Wheres billy . Wheres our Vice President . Great job. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy heres another coincidence i find interesting. Its girl scout cookie season. Every year three days after we resolve to lose weight, girl scout cookie season comes. Stay with me on this. The attorney general Jeff Sessions today announced he has rescinded something called the cole memo, policy from the Obama Administration that discouraged federal prosecutors from pursuing charges against the sale of marijuana in states where the sale of marijuana is legal. The states make it legal, the fbi leaves them alone. Jeff sessions is getting rid of that now. So the feds will be prosecuting in states where marijuana is legal again. And no one can figure out why hes doing this. With all thats going on, this is like locking someone up for retransmitting baseball games without the consent of major league baseball. Its very minor. But something about it seemed fishy and i want to connect the dots for you to tell you whats really going on here. Okay . Follow me over here. All right. Now up on the wall. Fact. Jeff sessions, the attorney general, wants to jail marijuana users. What do people get when they smoke marijuana . The munchies. What is the best snack when you have the munchies . Cookies. Now, who makes the best cookies . The girl scouts. And when does girl scout cookie season start . January. Which based on my research is the same month were in right now. So Jeff Sessions wants to stop people from smoking pot in january. Which would result in fewer people eating thin mints, tagalongs, dosidos, which hurts the girl scouts. And who profits from hurting the girl scouts . Pick cookie profits. Big cookie, made up of Companies Like keebler. 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[ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night we have a new show with armie hammer, jason clarke and music from they. So please join us then. Last month at staples center, our first guest was honored by his team with not one but two retired numbers. He is a playmaker turned filmmaker with a new animated short called dear basketball. From your los angeles lakers, please welcome fivetime nba champion, 8 and 24, kobe bryant. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . All right. Jimmy wow. Well. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, i have to say, i dont know whats going on but youve really let yourself go, i mean, youre a mess. Look at you. How are you doing . Hows retirement going . Its good, im enjoying it. Jimmy you dont get bored or anything like that . No, i dont get bored at all. Its fun now to be able to control your own schedule in a sense. Jimmy yeah, right. Be home for christmas. Jimmy you dont miss showering with the other guys . [ laughter ] yeah, no. Not so much. Would you . Jimmy i dont know, never really had that experience. [ laughter ] guillermo, we should try it sometime after the show. Guillermo sure, yeah, whatever you say. Jimmy are you still i remember you used to fly your helicopter from home to the staples center. I still fly it, yeah, yeah. Jimmy are you flying it by yourself now . Dude, no. [ laughter ] jimmy would you learn how to fly it . No, i dont trust myself behind the wheel of a car let alone a helicopter. Thats hollywood as i get. I dont come to l. A. If i dont have the mamba chopper. Jimmy i see. Okay, really . You wont come into town . I wont do it. 405 and me dont get along. Jimmy thats interesting. Do you take the kids to school in the helicopter . Yeah, no. [ laughter ] no, yeah i drop them at school every morning, though. Jimmy did you enjoy your Retirement Ceremony or was it weird for you . It was awesome. You know, i got a chance to see a bunch of the players that i played with before. Jimmy guys came out. Guys came out. Jimmy said some very nice things also. It was pretty cool, man. Having my kids there, having my wife there, baby bianca, who was asleep when we first got there, pushing her in the stroller. For her to be in that environment, not that shell ever remember any of it. Jimmy right, yeah. But the fact that she got a chance to kind of participate in that is pretty sweet. Jimmy it would be a little bit strange if you looked back on that stuff and she wasnt in it, as a teenager. How about your older daughters . Are they impressed were they impressed by all the love and admiration that rained down on you there . I think so. Theyll never let me know it. Jimmy they dont acknowledge it, yeah. Thinking about what im going to say. Jimmy right. I figured at this moment in time is when i have their undivided attention, speaking of my two daughters, 14 and 11. If im at home and talking to them, theyre not going to listen to a word i have to say. Now in front of thousands of people, they have to pay attention. Jimmy sure. So therefore im going to talk to them about hard work. And they cant just roll their eyes at me, right . So i have their undivided attention. So i stole that moment to teach them something. But they could care less. They met adam levine and kendrick lamar. Theyre like, this night is awesome. Jimmy do they love that when celebrities they admire come up to you and speak to you . God, yeah. Jimmy whos the best one, the one that was most impressive to them . Taylor swift. Jimmy oh, yeah, right. Vin diesel. Jimmy really, the kids like vin diesel . The fast and the furious. Jimmy really, wow. So that was pretty awesome. Jimmy yeah, thats pretty good. I got major cool points for a good two months off of that. Beyonce is the best one. Jimmy beyonce . Hands down. [ applause ] jimmy did she say anything to the kids . Yeah, well like im always trying to teach lessons to the kids. Again, they never listen to me. Jimmy yeah, right. We went to go see beyonce in concert, went backstage, said hello to her and stuff. I said, amazing, still killing it. She said, yeah, i learned from you. I looked at the kids like, dude. [ laughter ] mamba mentality, dude, come on. Jimmy if that doesnt make an impression, whats going to . Like now you have to listen to me. Jimmy your idol growing up was magic johnson, a guy you admired greatly. [ cheers and applause ] then you get to know magic as an owner of the team. Magic said, and Shaquille Oneal with whom youve had an up and down relationship said, that you are the greatest laker of alltime. Do you agree with that . And what does that mean to you . Well, ill never disagree with my elders. [ laughter ] no, im kidding. Kidding. I grew up watching magic. Ive had, you know ive learned so much from him. I cant sit her and be like, im the greatest laker ever. To me he is. Jimmy youre the greatest laker. To keep it real with you, ive stolen so much from him that my game wouldnt be complete without him. Jimmy i was thinking about this today. Your numbers, 8 and 24, which first of all i wonder, i know in basketball, no single team has ever retired two numbers. But i wonder if its happened in any sport at all. Do you have any idea . I have no idea. Jimmy i dont think it has. I looked it up and tried to figure it out. It also adds up to magics number, 32, is that a coincidence . Wow. [ laughter ] jimmy well, i think probably it is based on your reaction. This is the first youre hearing it. Im just marveling at the depth. Of the observation. Jimmy right, see, one of the great things about me is i can add. [ laughter ] [ applause ] who knew . Jimmy i didnt know. Congratulations. Jimmy it just popped in my head. Do you have friends . Do you have like guys you hang out with . Do i have friends . No, i have no friends at all. Jimmy is that true . No, zero. I hate people. Jimmy is Michael Jordan a friend of yours . Hes a good mentor, like a big brother. He is, okay. How regularly will you speak to michael . I dont know, every once in a while. Jimmy every once in a while. Will smith was here a few weeks ago. He was talking about michael, how he constantly wants to compete when it comes to everything. All the time. Jimmy literally everything. Does he do that with you . Yeah. Jimmy he does. He tries, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy what things does he try to compete with you . I dont know. The last time we had dinner, he was talking about, you know, my year in 1991 versus your peak year, i would have kicked your ass. I said, mike, come on now, please. Enjoy the salad. [ laughter ] we both know thats not going to happen. Jimmy when you and michael go out to dinner, who picked up the check at the end of the meal . He does, big brother. Big brother always picks it up. Jimmy is that how it works . Thats how it works. Jimmy do you talk to any of the young guys on the league . Are you following the team this year . I follow them, rob is a close family friend, he and i talk all the time. I follow the young guys. I look at what theyre doing. Jimmy do you ever pick up the phone and call any of those guys . Kuzma ill speak to every now and then. Julius randle i speak to every now and then. Jimmy you do, okay. Theyve got a bright future. Youve got to be patient. Last thing you want to do is break the team up, then four, five years from now look back and see how great they are someplace else. Jimmy lakers fans tend to be impatient because were used to having great players like you, shaq, magic, kareem, all these guys, one after the other, then we cant understand it when theyre suddenly low. We didnt come out winning championships. We were horrible. We were getting swept by the jazz, swept by the spurs, we stunk. Jimmy do you tell that to the players when you go into the locker room . I do, i tell them its a process. Ultimately youve got to go through it. Jimmy were going to take a break, come back. You made this beautiful animated film that could potentially, i dont know, you might wind up with an oscar on your crowded shelf. How crazy would that be. Jimmy kobe bryant is here. The movie called dear basketball. Well be right back. You doing your taxes . Yeah. Why are you using turbotax . Hm . Well h r block more zero lets you file online for free, even if you itemize deductions. Turbotax doesnt do that. Oh man. H r block more zero lets you file online for free. Get your taxes won. with 33 individual vertebrae and 640 muscles in the human body, no two of us are alike. Life made more effortless through adaptability. The perfect position seat in the lincoln continental. where you get the best price for unlimited. In the lincoln continental. vo switch and get four lines of unlimited for 25 per month per line with the fifth line free. 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Glen keane, one of the greatest animators of alltime. Hes done from aladdin to pocahontas to Little Mermaid to the lion king. Jimmy how did you hook up with glen . When i had the idea of turning this into an animated short, i called him. I was a big fan of his, i cold called him. Jimmy you liked his work from the movies hed done. Exactly. I knew i wanted it to be hand drawn. I wanted it to have that texture, that handdrawn quality. Jimmy theres no substitute for that. It really does look handdrawn. You can see that it is. Hes an absolute genius. Jimmy and the soundtrack was done by John Williams. Yeah. Jimmy who is john is the most, really, famous composer in the movies. And how did you get John Williams . Ive known john since 2008. Jimmy you have. I have. Weve had a relationship for a while. And i called him about the project. And he was just talking about how hes busy doing star wars. Jimmy yeah. That thing, you know . Jimmy he carved a little time out of star wars for you . He said, i could take like two weeks. Im like, yeah, thats cool, man, no problem. Jimmy you wrote this movie, its about your love of is it about your love of the sport of basketball . Or of basketballs themselves . [ laughter ] yeah. I think a little bit of both. Jimmy a little bit of both. One goes hand in hand with the other. So i used to sleep with my basketball. [ audience awww ] i used to lay down in bed. Now i sound like a total geek. [ laughter ] you first get a ball. It smells brandnew. Jimmy yeah. Right, its that moment. I used to lay in bed kind of like jimmy sleep with your basketball. I can understand that, that makes sense. It doesnt make sense, but i appreciate you, thank you. Jimmy you get to really you feel it. You understand. Do you play ever anymore . I shoot around with my daughter quite a bit. Jimmy thats the extent . Not actually playing, though. Jimmy do you coach your daughter, your daughters teams. Yeah. I coach her team, yeah. Jimmy what kind of coach are you when coaching kids . Im yelling at them all the time. [ laughter ] no, im very patient and calm. I take a lot after phil. Im not im not bringing the sage to the game. Jimmy have any of your exteammates seen you ach your hters . They run the triangle offense. I sent it to phil and phil was like, oh my god, theyre running it well, yeah, i had a good teacher. Jimmy is there a lot of pressure on the kids to win . No. Jimmy what is your feeling on participation trophies . I hate them. [ laughter ] its the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard. Jimmy are they allowed in the house . Ill tell you a story. So the team that i coached last year, we played in a tournament. We played up. And we came in fifth place. And so, you know, its okay, we did all right, well do better next time sort of thing. Were getting ready to leave, the tournament supervisor says, you have to stay, you guys get trophies. Trophies for fifth place . What the hell is this . So he hands us the trophies. And the kids are all standing there with the trophies, completely pissed. Completely. I asked one of the kids, what are you going to do with that trophy . Im going to break it all right, everybody, bring it in, parents too, bring it in. I said, listen, none of us want this trophy, i get it. But dont break it. Take it home. Put it right there on your mantel in your room. Every day look at that trophy and remind yourself what youll never win again and use it that way. Jimmy remind yourself what was a loser you are. [ laughter ] that is exactly right. Do i suck today . I will not suck tomorrow. Jimmy kobe bryant, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] dear basketball is available now on verizon go ninety. Well be right back with Khloe Kardashian. [ cheers and applause ] offer lowcost trades and highyield savings. But if thats not enough, we offer innovative investing tools to prepare you for the future. Looks like you hooked it. 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Holler at em, brun. Kicking it live and direct here at the fountain. Should i go habanero or maui onion . Should i buy a chinchilla . Comment below. Did i mention i save people 620 for switching . Chinchilla update got that chinchilla after all. Say what up, rocco. Jimmy hi there, welcome back. Still to come, prophets of rage. Our next guest is a big reality tv star carrying a little reality tv star in her belly. She is the host and comotivator of revenge body which returns to e sunday night. Please welcome Khloe Kardashian [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing . You look great. How are you feeling . I feel good. Jimmy congratulations on the baby. Thank you. Jimmy who do you call first when you find out youre pregnant, Ryan Seacrest . [ laughter ] hes my second call. First it was tristan. He kept saying, youre pregnant. And i was like, be quiet, im not pregnant. He kept i was nauseous, not feeling well. Then he had to leave the country and i took a pregnancy test. And i was like, oh. I was like, screaming. Its so weird. So surreal. Jimmy how do you get a pregnancy test, go on amazon . I imagine people were following you everywhere. If you were in a drugstore getting a pregnancy test, wed know something was going on. I had my trusty assistant do it. Alexa, my assistant, tristan and i, we were the only ones who knew, for a few weeks until i was able to tell my family. Jimmy you didnt tell your sisters . He was out of the country and we wanted to tell everyone together. Its all caught on keeping up which im excited about. They get to see the stuff i was going through without them knowing. Jimmy there were cameras present in your personal life to capture this . Isnt that crazy. [ laughter ] isnt that a crazy concept. Jimmy i know you did it for the show. But it is kind of great to have that. Because you do want to most people will set up their phone and tape it. But you have a full crew. The crew knew you were pregnant before your sister knew. Yes. But ive known the crew since 2007. Weve had pretty much the same crew. Theyve been involved in so much of the best and the worst. Jimmy and they keep quiet . They keep quiet. Jimmy your family now are you getting all kinds of advice from sisters and mom and all that stuff . Yeah, and a lot of it is unwanted. [ laughter ] jimmy right, sure. Who gives the worst and most annoying advice . I dont know if its the worst. But kourtney gives a lot of advice. And i think its so sweet. But i dont want to do some of that stuff. And its like either you have to be like you can never have a plastic toy, ever im like, if someone buys [ bleep ] blocks im allowed to have blocks. Let me experience things. Its either her way or no way. Im trying to its not what you say, its how you say it. Weve been fighting a lot lately. We never fight. Jimmy why is she against plastic in general . She doesnt want the kid touching plastic . Touching, anything. She got pissed because i wanted to put the tv in the nursery. I havent decorated the nursery, the only thing i wanted was a tv so far. And im the worst person for ever wanting a tv. Jimmy you guys are on tv, you have to have a tv. When youre breastfeeding and whatever, i dont know. Jimmy you must have a television when youre breastfeeding. She doesnt have a television. Shes crazy. Jimmy what would she do, sit there and stare at the wall . She thinks shes better than i because she doesnt watch as much tv. But i like tv shows. Jimmy to watch television, yeah. Youre going to need to keep busy. Do you know where youll have the baby . In cleveland. Jimmy in cleveland . Yeah. Jimmy because tristan is there. Have you guys figured out . He plays for the cavaliers. Have you figured out, if hes got a game that night, will he miss the game . I dont know when im having the baby. It just kind of happens from what i hear. Jimmy have you said, you better be in that room when the baby comes, no matter whats going on . I havent jimmy is it up in the air . I havent said that, i kind of assumed that was known. You have to say that . Jimmy yeah, a lot of athletes will not be there hell no. No, he has to be there. I already know my mom and everyone, which is great. Ive been in the delivery room for all of their babies. Jimmy you have, all of them . All of them, i even witnessed kylie being born from my mom. So i was there. Jimmy how old were you at that time . I want to say 14 or 15. Jimmy wow, was that horrifying . For a teenager . Horrifying. As a teenager, i dont know about a placenta coming out. Kylies born, my moms holding this baby, and i was like, what the [ bleep ] is happening . Theres another thing [ laughter ] no one tells a teenager theres you know. Jimmy even if you know the placentas coming out, its still a surprise. [ laughter ] oh, yeah, its traumatizing. Jimmy not in a good way, yeah. No. I was like, okay. Jimmy will they all be in the room with you . You know, i think i have to talk to tristan about this. I know its overwhelming. Jimmy we got to figure this out. Whos first, mom . Is she number one . Yeah, mom. Jimmy and then . Whoever wont annoy me. Jimmy whoever will annoy you the least . The least, yeah. Whoevers the calmest i can deal with. Jimmy you think theyre all going to come to cleveland to be there at a moments notice . To be in the delivery room . Watch out, ohio. Jimmy oh my god. All right, were going to take a break, come back. Khloe kardashian, a new show called revenge body. Well be right back. Olay ultra moisture body wash gives skin the moisture it needs and keeps it there longer with lockin Moisture Technology skin is petal smooth after all, a cleansers just a cleanser unless its olay. This this this is my body of proof. Proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can take on Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. 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Jimmy you bring in trainers, you bring in diet, all that kind of stuff . Within their own lifestyles. They still have to go to work, they still live in their own house. They have to do it. I give them the training wheels and they have to do it on their own. Jimmy what percentage succeed . So far everyone has exceeded, but has excelled. Theyve all advanced, lost more weight from after the show. Jimmy do they go to their ex, look at my revenge body . Thats exactly what they do, theres a reveal at the end, they reveal. They all look really great and hot. Jimmy what does the ex do after they see, do they try to get back together with them or go, okay, im married now. [ laughter ] i dont know what you want from me. Some of them try to get together but these people are so strong emotionally now that they dont take them back. So just getting their closure. Some have been married, but the person that was seeking the revenge wanted to show them they could actually get out of this situation. Jimmy i see. So yeah, its cathartic in a way. Yes. Jimmy now that youre going to have a baby. In cleveland. Will you have you gone shopping . Did you register for baby stuff . Or do you have it all . I havent registered yet. No, i dont have it all. I dont have theres so much crap to buy. Jimmy theres a lot of crap you have to have. Dont get any plastic. If your child touches plastic i know. Jimmy your child will disintegrate. I know. Jimmy i heard you go to costco. You wrote a poem about costco. I love costco. Jimmy do you love costco . Because i really love costco. [ cheers and applause ] how often do you go to costco . I dont get to go that often right now. My mom and i go together. Were like the first ones there at 6 00 a. M. When the doors open. We have our big trolley that we go jimmy you have an executive membership . Yes. Jimmy youre able to get there before others . Yeah, thats good dont talk to me about the executive membership. Jimmy what do you buy at costco . Crap that none of us need. Bulk cereal. The mayo that lasts for like im really there for the free tasters. Jimmy for the samples. Yeah, i am. Jimmy you can get a lot of baby stuff there now too. I know. Jimmy diapers. I havent gone since my situation. So i might jimmy is that how youre referring to it, your situation . My situation. Since my situation. So i might go a little crazy in there. But its the best store. Jimmy do you ever look at the costco sign and wish it started with a k . [ laughter ] yeah, leave it to kris jenner, you never know when that will happen. Jimmy very good to see you. I wish you the best with the baby, you and tristan. The show is called revenge body with Khloe Kardashian, airs sunday night at 10 00 on the e network. Khloe kardashian be right back with the prophets of rage. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. ,000 deaths in america last year. We need to stand up and say enough. The only way this problem is going to be solved is if we raise our voices. Choose help over helplessness, hope over hopelessness. Make sure that the lives weve lost will not have been lost in vain. Addiction is a disease. When you ask for help, help is there for you. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to kobe and khloe, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first this is their selftitled album. Here with the song legalize me, prophets of rage they smoke in colorado they smoke in cali too i smoked all night but thats alright ill still fight back tomorrow if you come down to socal roll one maybe two fly to the bay come back to l. A we can medicate tomorrow get free get free come on legalize me get free get free yeah legalize me get free get free ah legalize me legalize me legalize me get free they smoke up in toronto they smoke in portland too they smoke all night and thats all right well fight for tomorrow get free get freedom on legalize me get free get free yeah legalize me get free get free ah legalize me legalize me legalize me get free alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright yo where those candles lit teenagers blown to bits im filling radio with hits prime nights at the ritz lawyers whitehouse liars spinning ice balding tires silver spoons chicken pox at midnight we turn back the clocks feel the burn burn the fire make the moon realize it open eyes to land and skies with violence its authorized turn tables apple pie uncrustables kentucky fried kill the lights out on the tide need no break legalize get free get free hey legalize me get free get free come on legalize me get free get free yeah legalize me legalize me legalize me get free get free get free legalize get free get free legalize get free get free legalize get free get free get free get free get free get free [ cheers and applause ] we want you to get up for this, come on dance living on the 110 four sharing one tent cant afford no rent forgotten by the government feels like a lifetime stuck and struck down waiting for the right time running out of luck now and its damn shame see it from the fast lane living in the jungle tent city struggle you drive by see the family camped out by the underpass you got your blinders on you want to hit the gas living on the 110 this is nightline. Tonight, deadly treasure. Its the thrill of the chase. Adventurers scouring the Rocky Mountains for a chest said to be filled with millions in riches. Oh my god, i see bronze. Hidden by an eccentric antiques dealer. Their only guide, a cryptic poem. Begin it where warm waters halt and take it in the canyon down. Its not just riddles and rhyme. Some searchers dieing on the treasure trail. Killer kim . The plot allegedly orchestrated by north korean dictator kim jongun to assassinate his own half brother. It was planned. It was executed in a professional way. Did his spies trick two strangers into committing a murder by convincing them they