Astros. Who would not go down last night. The astros are tough. Did you watch the game last night . [ cheers and applause ] i think it just ended about ten minutes ago. The game lasted 2 28. It was game one. Game two was over four hours long. By the time this game finally ended last night, Young Sheldon was just sheldon. [ laughter ] the dodgers lost what was a heartbreaker in 11 innings. Dodgers astros combined to hit the most home runs ever in a world series games. Dodgers had to use all their relief pitchers. Did you watch the game last night . Guillermo very sad, jimmy. Jimmy it was very sad. Who did you watch it with . Guillermo my wife and my son. Jimmy how late does stay up . Guillermo with me maybe 9 00, 10 00, something. You know. Jimmy isnt he with you every night . Guillermo well, sometimes that i have to work, like last week we were not here. So, you know. My wife put him to sleep. But 7 00 in the morning, 8 00 i mean, 7 00 p. M. , 8 00. Jimmy okay, all right. Are you casting a spell on someone . Guillermo no, im a little drunk. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy something seemed off. I want to wish a special happy birthday to hillary clinton, who turned 70 today. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know, what do you get for the woman who almost had everything . I dont know what you look for. My guess is she wished for something with the words russian, pee, and tape it in, i dont know. President trump believe it or not tweeted a birthday message. Crooked hillarys little happy birthday cake is garbage compared to maralago, most beautiful chocolate cake youve ever seen, sad, fake cake, lock her up. Thats bigly of him. President trumps Approval Rating is at a new low, or make i should say at a new, new low. According to the latest fox news poll, President Trump has a 38 Approval Rating. And only 6 on rotten tomatoes. Its very low. Turns out bringing the country to the brink of nuclear war while golfing every day isnt playing as well with the voters as hed hoped. Yet 83 of Republican Voters approve of the trumps performance so far, astonishing. I feel he could have been the captain of the titanic and people way sa, hes staring it like it is. The poll is especially painful because it comes from fox news. And they love trump. This is the lowest rating trump has ever been given by fox. The good news is the president still has a very high opinion of himself. And thats all that really matters. [ laughter ] President Trump was on fox [ cheers and applause ] did he was on the fox business channel where he shared a bit of detail about this wall he so inexplicably wants to build. You think of a wall as a wall. But honestly you company need some seethrough ability. Because you dont know if you do pure concrete, which is a wall, then you cant see whos on the other side. You have a wall thats this thick and you cant see whos on the other side. So were going to need some seethrough and were going to take a look at the wall and were going to get it built and its going to be quite the wall. Jimmy quite an interview too. [ cheers and applause ] so that was lou dobbs. While lou was picking and eating bugs out of trumps hair, the president whined about the media. I think the underlying message from this clip youre about to see is why wont everybody love me . What could be more fake than cbs and nbc and abc and cnn, when you look at some of these stories and when you look at the amount of negative i know when i do well and when i do badly. I know a good story from a bad story. When you have a really good story and they make it bad, ill say to my wife, oh, tonight im going to enjoy watching television because i did great. And wait till you see this. And then they put it on and its like, oh. Thats not so good. [ laughter ] jimmy ill go ahead and say this. Poor melania, laying there, listening to this. Wishing she was back home in transylvania where they dont have television. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] really, i feel for her. Donald trump has done 18 of the 23 sitdown interviews hes granted as president with fox. And though to some it might seem like hes doing it because they coddle him, the truth is some of the questions these fox anchors ask are pretty hardhitting. You have accomplished so much in that nine months. The markets up 25 since you won. Even your ability, your successes, how are we going to get that across to the American People . Some of the media trying to say that you arent attentive, but the people on the ground thought your response was pitch perfect. Whos been your biggest oppone opponent . Democrats resisting . Fake news media . Deep state leaks . Youre also one of the most loved and respected, i would say. How does that feel . Jimmy by the way, we cant show you the rest of that interview, abc wont let us show an old man taking off his pants. [ laughter ] suffice to say things got sexy. President trump released 2,800 classified files. These files that have been kept away from the public related to the assassination of john f. Kennedy. Turns out jfk was not assassinated by lee harvey oswald, he choked to death on a fidget spinner. [ laughter ] trump was expected to release more than 3,000 files but he held some back because Law Enforcement and Foreign Affairs agencies asked him to. The president order the those agencies to report back in 180 days. He said in the memo he had no choice but to accept some redactions in the files rather than allow potentially irreversible harm to our nations security. Which makes you wonder what the hell . Meanwhile he tweeted the files were so interesting. But i mean, do we really believe he read 3,000 pages of files . 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At the corner of route 9 and oak hill drive across from the burneddown radio shack sxwli know where that is. Now its time for something fun. And hopefully educational. Ive always believed to be a wellrounded person you have to be willing to try new thins. Last week in brooklyn i ate a pizza with another pizza on top of it. Guillermo right, jimmy. Jimmy i loved it. As rewarding it can be to have a new experience yourself, sometimes its even more rewarding to give that gift to someone else. I got in touch with mike tyson. I asked him if hed be willing to try some things hes never tried before. He said, who is this . Anyway, that aside, tonight i am pleased to present our firstever edition of try syso tries it. Hello and welcome to tyson tries it. This is mike tyson. Hes about to try something he never tried before. You ready . Yes. Jimmy here we go. Do you recognize this . No, what is this . Jimmy that is spin art. This is paint and a spinning disk. Okay. Jimmy would you like to try it . Sure, why not . Jimmy all right, here we go. Lets turn it on. And go right ahead. Mike tyson making spin art. Geez jimmy you still have the strength. All right. There you go. Oh yellow. This is i think designed for children primarily. Looks really, really good. Looks real gooey. Jimmy that was tyson tries it. I tried it [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks, mike. We have to take a break. When we come back, there is a new pumpkin menace and it does not involve spice. This week in unnecessary censorship too. Well be right back. Going on a target run, need anything . Toilet paper hair spray bark snickers bitesized. Im on it. Get new, lower prices on thousands of items. Target run done. When you ache and havent youre not you. Tylenol® pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. We give you a better night. Youre a better you all day. Tylenol®. Welcome to maxx you. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. 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Ask us how specifi can help you reach your potential. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Susan sarandon, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, music from odesza is coming up. First youll never guess which surprise celebrity popped up in the middle of a commercial taping yesterday, and you dont have to, im going to show you right now. Working and this man is like, i want a picture. I cant believe im so popular. Jimmy i guess they didnt see the documentary. [ laughter ] what the hell is going on . Halloween is less than a week away. Maybe that was just a guy in costume, i dont know. You know, every halloween i see people with these fake cobwebs decorating the outside of their house. I think, what a confusing time of the year this must be for spiders. [ laughter ] it is funny, funny that kids love halloween so much when on easter theres a magic rabbit that brings candy to your house. You dont have to beg for it. You dont even have to open the door, it comes right in, sometimes into your bedroom. Aspca is warning pet owners not to put their pets in costumes unless they know the pet loves it. How do you know if your pet loves do you catch him taking a bunch of selfies in it . I dont know. This is a new halloween thing i was made aware of. Do you know about the teal pumpkins . Anybody know about this . So you put a teal pumpkin on your porch on halloween like that. To let trickortreaters who have Food Allergies know that your house is offering nonedible treats like toys or dental floss, i dont know what the treats are. Apparently teal is the color of food allergy awareness, which to me thats a bad teal is the most confusing color. I dont know if its true blue. I dont know if its green. Weve got a woman here in the front. What would you say the color of this sweater you have on is right now . Exactly, you have no idea. [ laughter ] its a bad color for a pumpkin. Teal should be exclusively for dream catchers and jewelry you buy on the road to sedona. [ cheers and applause ] but people do this now. People say this makes halloween inclusive for kids with Food Allergies. What about the kids with Food Allergies who are also color blind, what are they supposed to do . What about people who are allergic to pumpkins themselves . There are too many unanswered questions. Anyway, i look forward to hearing your thoughts on this on social media. Im sure someone is hearing this. [ laughter ] sometimes i spend a full hour trying to figure out why people are mad, but they are. I dont hand out candy on halloween. What i do instead, i set up a reasonably priced vending machine on my porch. And then anybody who has quarters can enjoy. You know, not everyone loves halloween. I dont like it that much. And ill tell you, someone else who doesnt like it is pat robertson, the host of a religious show called the 700 club. Its been on for 700 years. [ laughter ] pat has been warning us about the evils of halloween for ables. Pat has been around he went to college with the devil, he knows his stuff. Please Pay Attention to this because what pat is saying is very, very important. Tonight is halloween. Millions of children, adults, will be dressing up as devils, witches, and goblins. This is the night that people worship satan. Saturday is halloween. And thats the day when millions of children and adults will be dressing up as devils, witches, and goblins. Huh. To celebrate satan. Halloween is satans night, its the night for the devil. It is a pagan day, it is the day dedicated to satan. Its a terrible holiday. The whole idea of trickotreating, the druids would go to somebodys house and ask for money. If they didnt get money, theet ki theyd kill one of their sheep. That was the trick. Demons are real. I want to say that off the bat. Dont let your babies grow up to be demon worshippers. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, hes everywhere. Thank you, pat. Im with you on that. And one more thing before we forge ahead, it is thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not, it is this week in unnecessary censorship. Walmart recently announced a plan that would allow its delivery people into your home to [ bleep ] your [ bleep ]. Senator corker tells manu he would not [ bleep ] the president again. Essentially he regrets [ bleep ]ing him in the first place. You can [ bleep ], [ bleep ] like a pro, you can do anything. I can [ bleep ], [ bleep ] like a pro. I just realized how hard his [ bleep ] is. Compared to mine. Mine is a piece of [ bleep ]. Ill be happy to bring a [ bleep ] to the floor if i know President Trump would [ bleep ] it. We have breaking news, a violent [ bleep ], [ bleep ] near city hall in lower manhatt manhattan. The umpire paul nort, hes got one of the smallest [ bleep ]s of all the umpires. Breitbart are saying things along the lines that trump [ bleep ]ed you. Whats your response to that . Im still standing. Put the [ bleep ] in your mouth and go for it. All over. Its worth it. All over my face, and it was worth it. I [ bleep ] you like a sister. Wheres green arrow . I [ bleep ]ed him off. Excuse me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Music from odesza, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is here. Well be right back with Susan Sarandon. Dicky portions of jimmy kimmel brought to you by liquidplumr. Theres a plumber in all of us. And command the currents. They dont need another way to get around. Or do they . [ engine revving ] with incredible flavors, like new Nashville Hot shrimp crispy, spicy, and drizzled with sweet amber honey. Plus the delicious classics you love, like garlic shrimp scampi. Try all the shrimp you want, however you want em. But hurry, it ends soon. Gointoilet paper run, need anything . Hair spray bark snickers bitesized. Im on it. Get new, lower prices on thousands of items. Target run done. 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Next week, we have an almost incredible lineup with jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, ellen degeneres, shaquille oneal, dave grohl, Kim Kardashian west, mila kunis, kristen bell, alice cooper, music from pink, Ty Dolla Sign featuring yg, and a big surprise too. So block out the whole week for it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an oscarwinning actress whom you know from many great movies, her latest role is as a harddrinking, potsmoking, stripperlicking grandma in a bad moms christmas. Please say hello to Susan Sarandon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for coming. Thank you for having me. Jimmy how is everything . Hows life . Lifes great. No complaints. I havent seen you youve had a baby. Jimmy i did, i had a baby. You have controversy, youve got everything going on. Congratulations. Jimmy just what you want when you have a baby is controversy. Yeah, yeah. Congratulations. Hell want a good story when he gets older. Jimmy examples, a sti guess hes unaware of, but thank you. You have so many movies i couldnt go through them all in the intro. What is the one people mention to you most when they see you in person . You know the thing that i love the most is that theres some people that are like crazy for thelma and louise. [ cheers and applause ] some people that dont focus on the rocky horror show [ cheers and applause ] some love dead men walking. And some people love me in alien. And i wasnt in that. [ laughter ] so there you go. Jimmy yeah. Just when im feeling really proud of someone saying, i love you, my wife loves you. You were great in alien. Do i tell them . Jimmy do you . No. Jimmy you dont tell them, just take it. Humbled. Jimmy Sigourney Weaver probably gets bull durham. Once in a while. We were in an event together, an award thing, and i said, and we are here today to just show you we are not the same person. We are two different people. Jimmy is she the person you get confused with most . I think so. And shes a fool taller than i am. Jimmy you never know how you know, when people are movie stars, you just have no idea. Thats true, thats why all those little tiny guys still are movie stars. [ laughter ] jimmy somebody lined them up against the wall people would be like, no, no, no. Theyd be like, what . No, no. Jimmy that is funny that you say that. By the way, looking through your instagram, i saw that you went on a safari. Where did you go . Everywhere. We went to many places. It was a trip my brother passed away a year ago and he had promised this trip for his son when he turned 16. The next year. So i went with his mom tamecka. Jimmy thats nice. It was bittersweet. We covered a lot of she set up a great trip. And you went on safari too . Jimmy i did go on a safari, yes. I went through the Kruger National park. I took my kids there. I went there with my son when he was 8. Because i always planned to have like a nice little trip when the kids turned 8, just me and him. After two days he said, so is this it . Its just us . Are we going to go see those animals again . Jimmy thats kind of how i felt, to be honest with you. I feel like sometimes people ask if theyre planning to go on safari, how long should i stay . I feel 3 1 2 days is a good amount. Because at a certain point you start seeing the same animals over and over again. And its like you realize, this is like their work day. Hey, whats going on . You know. And then theres the moment where, you know, some leopard or something takes down the baby gazelle. And its like a snuff film. Youre suddenly in the middle of this horrible moment. The mothers on the hill and youre just like, i know its the circle of life, but this is awful. Jimmy yeah, this is not the circle i necessarily no, no. And also the kids are so used to seeing animals that theyre like, oh, yeah, he just took that up in the tree, okay, whats now . Jimmy i was like one of the kids. Thats how i was. How about when they snort outside your tent or your little you can hear them. The hippos right there. Jimmy i was terrified the whole time. Because i didnt feel the tent was sturdy enough to protect me from the animals. It wasnt. Jimmy and they gave me a warning, do not leave your door unlocked because the monkeys will open the door and theyll come in, theyll raid your mini bar, theyll take everything. [ laughter ] this is not a joke by the way. [ laughter ] and theres thats really for me, thats just just ruins the trip, i was worried about monkeys and my wife left the door unlocked and i got angry and she got mad at me for being mad. There are gangs. Its like 42nd street used to be in the 70s. [ laughter ] jimmy tell me about that. They take your glasses, they take your purse, they you know. Jimmy what do they need glasses for . They probably sell them somewhere, i dont know. [ laughter ] barter them somewhere. But there are certain areas where thats the deal. You laugh and think its cute until they mug you. Jimmy have you been mugged by a monkey gang . No, im from new york, i knew how to watch out for myself. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy then the other thing they said is keep the doors locked. Because i think this was in capetown, because if you stop the car, if theres any kind of anything, theyll get in and then there will be a baboon or whatever in the car with you. There are rules. There are definitely rules. Jimmy theyll go wild on you. There are rules. Yeah you have to watch out for the hip pot does jimmy what a commercial for a safari. We almost went right up the ass of an elephant in the middle of the night. [ laughter ] we were coming around the corner, there was a complete dropoff, theres obviously no street lights. Its dark, dark, dark. All of a sudden there was the butt of this elephant. And our driver got scared, which made me frightened. That was the one time. Because then he was like, do you stay still . Do you back up . You could see his thought process. We were saying, back the [ muted ] up yes, back up let him go somewhere, dont stay here, no. We dont want to so that was the one time it got a little scary. Department i have one kid that at that time was a sleepwalker. So when i took my jimmy oh, no. Yeah. Jimmy went out into the jungle . No i had to sleep with him. But i was always like one eye open. You worry hes going to get up and walk around. Jimmy i would have roped put a lasso around my son and just tied him to some of the furniture. He was slightly too old for that. Jimmy youre never too old to get tied to furniture. You should know that, susan. I think i did that movie. Did i do that movie . Bull durham i did. Jimmy thats right, exactly. Susan sarandon is here. Her movie is called a bad moms christmas. 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Very real. But then like that they can cry. Jimmy you made her cry . [ laughter ] yeah, yeah jimmy did you know each other before the movie . No, she wrote me a letter asking me to do it, which i of course completely fell for. Because she was just so, you know so sweet. Jimmy handwritten letter. Not even an email, it was a handwritten one. If youre ever trying to get someone to do something, write it . That is the way to go. It worked with kathryn hahn. Yeah. Jimmy your character is bad. Is everyone bad in the movie . In this one . This movie shows how stressed everybody gets about the holidays and doing everything perfectly. Actually, katherine and i are the slutty moms and were kind of on the same page. But the other two have big chasms that they overcome. And thats where a lot of the heart of the movie is. I basically, you know i didnt have a mom, so i dont know what thats about, so i just keep getting high. Jimmy youre talking about the character, of course. Yes. I dont even know that its christmas, i think it might be easter, i dont know, when i show up im like, i dont know, what year, what is it . It was fun. All the gals are really, really great. Jimmy i want to ask you about another gal that i assume is a friend. But because when she was here last, this had just happened. This is kate winslet with Michael Shannon in the middle. And kate has admitted to [ laughter ] she told me she just decided to touch your breasts. Did she ask you if this was okay beforehand . No. [ laughter ] i dont know if she was trying to see if they were real . What did she say . Did she have an explanation . Jimmy i dont know. It was lovely, i mean, you dont see it in that expression, but i think [ laughter ] no, you dont see it in that one. But i felt bad for him. He was kind of caught in the middle. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, you dont know what youre supposed to. He might have had a little bit of yeah. Jimmy yeah. Yeah shes touching like a safari monkey reaching out. [ laughter ] taking whatever she pleases. You know, we kind of feel like we all know each other, the women that survive in this business for any amount of time. See. You kind of bond for the most part. Thats why we never knock each other. So it felt perfectly fine. Jimmy okay. It didnt feel strange at all. I mean, i would have had a problem if it was a guy. I have to admit. Jimmy okay, all right. That wouldnt have been welcome. But no, i dont know. Jimmy that makes sense. It was a bit of awe in her look when she touched me. I thought there was jimmy maybe she was trying to get good luck or Something Like that. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah. Maybe. Jimmy its very good to see you, always great to see you. Susan sarandon, everybody. A bad moms christmas opens november 1st. Well be right back with Jeffrey Dean Morgan two Army Commendation medals. An Army Achievement medal. Impressive. Dont spare me the details, i can take anything but quiet. 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The walking dead airs sundays on amc, please welcome Jeffrey Dean Morgan. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks for coming. Thank you for having me. Jimmy are you still working now, still shooting the walking dead . Yeah, i was working last night, like late, then jumped on a plane. Jimmy oh, wow. Kind of just rolled in to see you. Jimmy thank you for doing it. Yeah, yeah . Do you like doing that shooting at night . Theres nothing worse. [ laughter ] when i was 20 . When youre in your 20s youre like, theres something romantic about shooting at night. Now . [ bleep ] that. [ laughter ] its just its brutal. You know, one day were on the show, we start working like 4 30 in the morning, we get in there, you know, get bloody and all that kind of stuff. Then the next day, come in tomorrow night at 6 30 p. M. And so theres no turnaround. Jimmy its not like a graveyard shift where you have the same shift all the time, were always a disaster. Jimmy id think it would affect your acting . Yeah im horrible. [ laughter ] thats why its bad. Jimmy thats why . Hes cranky. Its night shoots. Otherwise he could be a dream. Jimmy i noticed just looking at your tattoos, thats your son, right . Gussy, gus morgan. This was norman reid, who plays darrell dixon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he was here a couple of days ago. He was here i think monday. Were idiots together. Jimmy you guys, despite the fact that you are beyond mortal enemies on the show, youre pretty close in real life. Were very close in real life. I spend probably more time with him than i do my family. Jimmy right. Night shots. Night shoots. And we live next to each other in georgia. Now we live next to each other in new york. Hes like my brother. Jimmy is he stalking you . It could be. Its funny, i was telling the producer, hes a little bit of a creeper, you know . [ laughter ] one day we were in san francisco. We had been touring all over the world. We were in san francisco. We were up at haightashbury. We were just world. What do you want to do . Get a cup of coffee . And a tattoo and this is how tired i was. As usual. Im like, i wear the glove on the left hand so youll never see a tattoo here. I wear it on the right hand. [ laughter ] jimmy that didnt occur to you . Didnt even cross my mind. Then im like, of course. Because when im flipping people off its a gloved hand, its my right. But so i have to go in early now and get tattoo coverage. Jimmy youre not thinking clearly. No. This time of year, it gets real skittish. Jimmy grt lations. I know youre expecting a baby sometime soon. [ cheers and applause ] i want to ask you something. Theres a story behind this photograph. Ah, yeah. Jimmy explain whats just happened in this photograph. Well i guess people knew that my wife was pregnant because we went out and shes super pregnant. People took pictures, they assume. In our life we want to keep as much private as humanly possible. People ask questions, im not going to answer anything. Im at a convention. Like a comiccon type of thing. Im talking in front of like 4,000 people. And im super, as usual, tired. Getting tattoos on my forehead, whatever. And i somehow started it turns into a comedy routine for me on stage. Im like doing my spiel. My kid gus so is great, i know this daughter im about to have is going to be a frigging nightmare. As soon as i said it, the whole crowd went, ooh i dropped the mike. And that moment right there. It goes from this to me pulling out my phone saying, hillary, im so sorry. Jimmy you had to call your wife. Oh my god, i totally screwed it up. Jimmy people think youre being secretive for the sake of being secretive, but what happens is theres some aunt that didnt know yet. Yeah whatever. Jimmy and everyone in your family is mad at you. Yeah theres that. And some stuff you just want to keep a little bit to yourself. Jimmy yeah. So much of our life is out there for those to see. And just, you know, lets not tell people the sex of the baby until we have it. It seems like a simple frigging thing. Jimmy yet you were not able to achieve that. I couldnt do it. I couldnt do it at all. I think id only known for a very short time, i was super excited. Jimmy you get excited and things come out is what happens. It really is . Last time you were here, let me make sure i have this right. As i recall there was a photograph taken during the production of batman v. Superman. Oh, yeah. Jimmy one of the crew guys had a painting of thomas wayne, bruce waynes father. It looked a little bit like javier bardem. Jimmy it looked like both of you, yes. Because you look almost identical. Right. Jimmy javier bardem. You at that time, you didnt say yes, you didnt say no. Right. Jimmy but now ive learned that theres some comic series where thomas wayne is a batman, a batman dad batman or something. Yeah, its a paradox universe. Jimmy are you going to be batman in the flash movie . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] lets go back to that i didnt say [ bleep ]. Jimmy i dont think you had to. No, no i dont know anything, no. Jimmy you dont know anything . No, i dont. Jimmy you would know if you werent playing him, right . Why [ laughter ] i really dont know anything. You know, d. C. Has a lot of things jimmy so you are working with d. C. . [ laughter ] ive worked with d. C. Jimmy okay. I did that superman, batman thing. I was in watchmen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you will confirm that you were in watchmen . I was, as a matter of fact you showed the first picture of me as a comedian on this show. Jimmy thats right. Youve done a lot of work for d. C. Universe. Jimmy those graphic novels on the toilet a million times over. Yeah, yeah, me too. Jimmy yeah, still. I think we got a Little Something out of you. You really didnt. Im just saying. Jimmy uhhuh, okay, all right. Nada. Jimmy nothing . We know you shot the walking dead last night. Yes. Thats true, you did get that. Jimmy thats got to add up to something. Neegan is definitely alive . He could an zombie. I did say there was a lot of blood. Jimmy tell me everything or im not giving you your glasses im going to put fingerprints all over these reading glasses i wont do that to you. Thats okay. Jimmy its very good to see you. Its really nice to see you. Jimmy thank you for coming. Congratulations on the baby and on batman hes batman the walking dead sundays at 9 00 on amc. Be right back with odesza dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. What can you do with two bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches for 5 from dunkin . Settle a debt. Make a friend. Save the day. Or keep em both for this handsome devil. With two bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches for 5 the future is in your hands. America runs on dunkin. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to Susan Sarandon, Jeffrey Keane morgan. Apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time for him tonight. 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