[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Very kind. Welcome. Hello, brooklyn. Thats great. Please sit. Sit, sit, relax, relax. Thats very kind. I miss you already. Thank you for leaving the tiny apartments you share with five broom are roommates to be here tonight. [ laughter ] this is closing night for us at the Brooklyn Academy of music, its very sad. [ cheers and applause ] i want to tell people across the country, this borough of brooklyn is unlike any other place on earth. Im going to miss everything about it. Except alternate side parking. [ laughter ] theres so much character. You can feel it everplace you go. In l. A. Our most historic landmark is the sun glass hut at the sherman oaks galleria. My suits pulling a little, ive eaten so much this week. I want to thank all the many restaurants and coffee shops and doughnut shops and diners and ice cream places, all the many establishments who sent us food this week. Lets put the names of every i want to put this up on the screen. This is for real. I seriously ate at least one thing from every one of these places. [ cheers and applause ] i wish i was kidding. One place, frankies spoontino, i aid at four times. I want to list to be read aloud a the my funeral, i really do. [ laughter ] anyway, those are the people who have conspired to kill me this week. Tangs to them and thanks to the great staff at b. A. M. , Brooklyn Academy of music. [ cheers and applause ] i will say, so warm and you made this opera house feel like an opera home and we appreciate it. And above all i want to thank our crew from l. A. And here in new york for all their incredibly hard work. It takes a lot to put a show like this together. [ cheers and applause ] to move a whole Television Show 3,000 miles. Not since saved by the bell went to hawaii has there been a production so immense, moving. I want to thank both our crews from both coasts for doing it perfectly. We brought 245 members of our staff here for the show. We seem to be missing one of them. And im not where is guillermo . Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, guillermo. Oh, guillermo. Are you okay . Yeah, just drop him off right over there. Okay, good, all right. Im glad. Hi, guillermo. How are you . Are you all right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is that a white tequila in that bag . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy it is, all right. Guillermo of course. Jimmy when we back to l. A. We have a world series waiting. If all goes as it has been going, it will be the dodgers and the yankees. [ cheers and applause ] the alltime classic baseball rivalry. The yankees are playing game six right now in houston. You know, last night i mentioned your mayor bill de blasio, who is not a yankees fan or a mets fan, he loves the red sox [ audience booing ] jimmy its like mayor mac cheese walking into burger king and ordering a whopper. He said it would be impossible for him to root for the yankees and toebt understand why this is a big deal. A reporter asked isnt it part of the mayors job to rise above the personal preferences and root for the team from the city he was elected to run . Heres what he said. To me, no. What i should do, if they win, honor for them sure which id be happy to do and i think they have a good chance of winning. But i am very serious about my allegiance to baseball, im going to do it my way. I dont think this is a thing new yorkers care about, in the end. Jimmy oh, really . [ audience booing ] lets take a quick vote. This is a thing new yorkers care about . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy literally, this might be the only thing new yorkers care about. New yorkers care about this and the subway. And if were talking baseball, youre 0 for 2 on both of them. Even Anthony Weiner is like, dude, youre embarrassing yourself, stop. [ laughter ] weve had a great week of shows here thanks in no small part to an honorary member of our band. The cletones merged with the shaftones and were blessed with the great paul shaffer. Thank you, guys. Thank you, jimmy, thanks for having me, what a gas. Jimmy may i ask, you lived here in new york for many, many years what do you make of the mayor not supporting the yankees potentially going to the world series . [ bleep ] unconstitutional, thats what it is. Is it not . Is it not . I think the audience agrees with me, yes. Jimmy strong words from paul shaffer. [ laughter ] and i dont normally work blue. Jimmy but this time you had to. It behooves me. Jimmy pauls going to move down to the couch later tonight to chat. Woody harrelson is with us too. [ cheers and applause ] theres one rule. We have one rule, you cannot have a brooklyn week without a tony on the show. We went out and found the best tony of all, our music guest tonight, the one and only tony bennett is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] whoa. Whats i dont know whats going on. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo, whassup . Jimmy okay, john, what are you doing . What does it look like were doing . Its my crew, getting fresh, popping locks. We rock it. Jimmy but this is what we do. Jimmy you guys look great. I just want to say, though, this is wonderful, but im in the middle of a show right now. You remember how shows work . [ laughter ] to be honest, no. Jimmy well so jimmy yeah, im just trying to do the show, so if you guys dont mind you got to take it up with the landlord, my friend. We rent this place out. Every friday we practice. Jimmy im sorry, we rented it for the whole week, so we have it. Im glad you have this, i really am. But i need to finish my monologue understood. Just back down. Okay. Im sorry i have to do this but theres one way to settle it. I apologize. You just got served. [ laughter ] its a danceoff jimmy yeah. Its i just theres not going to be a danceoff. Theres just no time for a danceoff. Oh, widdle jimmy got scared . Jimmy no, no, just im just uncomfortable, thats all. This is not going to theres not going to be a dance im sorry, i dont mean to no, theres one other way. Jimmy what . Its a brooklyn thing. Jimmy okay. You could promote my Upcoming Event on hbo. And ill leave peacefully. Jimmy all right, okay. Night of too many stars . Night of too many stars airs on hbo november 18th to help raise funds for people with autism. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Listen, this is important. We got all the latenight shows. Jimmy all the latenight shows are involved . All the latenight shows are going to be involved with great auctions. Its going to be great. Jimmy so were actually going to be involved . You, your show, you even made a video for it. Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah. Id rather not talk about that, yeah. Does anybody want to see the video . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no, they dont want to see the video. I dont think they want to lets take a look. Jimmy fine, show the video. Hello, im jimmy kimmel. And im matt damon. Jimmy the reason im here with that is to raise money for next for autism, an organization that works to improve the lives of People Living with autism spectrum disorder. Hes here for public missty. Thats bull [ bleep ]. Jimmy youre bull [ bleep ]. Im here because i care. Jimmy about what . About people. Jimmy oh, now he cares about people. Guess what, im a people. You never seem to care about me. Okay. It just jumped. Im not doing this now, im not going to do this with him. Oh, oh jimmy hes throwing things. Wah, should i call the wahmbulance . Stop crying, i thought you cared about raising money for people. Jimmy i do care about that but im not going to be peppered by spoons by you you are a [ bleep ] what, you asked for pepper. Jimmy can i be done with this, please . Unbelievable, you are such a baby. Jimmy youre throwing pepper at me. Really, just abandon the whole plan, dont raise anything for anybody because jimmy got pepper on his food . Jimmy i dont have any food. Just calm down, ill finish it. Go to omaze. Com mattandjimmy to win a once in a lifetime experience, an uncomfortable dinner with me and it. Jimmy imagine how jealous your friends will be when you tell them that you and americas most loved talk show host sat together and watched one of hollywoods dumbest and most disgusting actors eat sandwich after sandwich like a pig. Just imagine having a reasonable conversation with an oscar winner while biffy [ bleep ] over there eats hummus and tugs his nuts. Jimmy go to omaze. Com mattandjimmy for your chance to win an uncomfortable dinner with jimmy kimmel and moreon. Moron. I got it, i got the joke, it wasnt that jimmy wasnt a joke. The best day of your life might very well be the worst day of mine. Jimmy thats how i feel. I feel like youre the worst. Really . Jimmy youre the worst day of my life. Because literally nobody likes you, are you even aware of that . Dicky to enter for your chance for an uncomfortable meal and support next for autism, omaze. Com mattandjimmy. Jimmy are we finished yet . Im going to leave. Youre a horrible person. Jimmy jon stewart, everybody thanks to his crew too. Jon has a crew. Tonight on the show, tony bennett is here, paul shaffer is here, well be right back with Woody Harrelson in brooklyn [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live in brooklyn are brought to you by American Family insurance. Insure carefully dream fearlessly. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. Hello moto. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Buy the new moto z and youll get a free projector mod. Not for me, for you. 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His album is called tony bennett celebrates 90 the incomparable tony bennett from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] the best is literally yet to come. I also want to thank our celebrity breakdancer tonight, jon stewarts annual night of too many stars a benefit show, november 18th on hbo. Every comedian you could imagine will be on it. Jon is offering an omaze experience that will let someone meet him and sit on the real iron throne from game of thrones while you watch the show live. If you want to be queen soirse or king geoffrey, owemaze. Com jon next to support next for autism, a worthy cause. The Guitar Company de an gel codonated a bunch of cars and weve been collecting signatures from billy joel, dj khaled, tony bennett, amy schumer, david letterman, tracy morgan, Woody Harrelson, paul shaffer signed the guitar, starting now go to ebay. Com kimmelinbrooklyn to bid on them, all proceeds will go to my montys Childrens Hospital, the only Childrens Hospital here in brooklyn. Go bid, ill wait while you go. Okay . All right. On monday we are back home in l. A. With george clooney, Norman Reedus and niall horan formerly of one direction. Please join us for that. Our first guest is an oscarnominated and emmywinning actor who plays United States president lyndon johnson, in the rob reiner directed lbj. It opens in theaters on november 3rd. Please welcome Woody Harrelson [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing . What are you wearing there . Youve got a harvard did you go to harvard . I went to har good morning and thanks for being with us. Jimmy you did . Yeah, just the other day. [ laughter ] jimmy i walked right into that one. Youre dressed as if the delivery guy knocked on the door and you said, oh, i better put some clothes on. [ laughter ] yeah well. I didnt know i was coming straight here from the train. It was a long story. Jimmy have you i would have snats snazzed u be dressed like you. Jimmy have you lived in new york an extended period of time, have you ever really lived here . Yeah, i lived here many years ago, back when i was a young tyke. Jimmy precheers years . Pre cheers. When i was trying to break into the business. First i was doing, you know, various odd jobs. Things in restaurants. Oh, god. Just terrible jobs. Jimmy what was one of the terrible jobs you had . One of the terrible jobs i think there was something i was supposed to tell you that was going to be funny. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] and i cant youve seen th this. I hate when that happens, yeah. Its terrible. Jimmy its called the lingering effects of marijuana. [ laughter ] yeah, okay. Okay. Jimmy it really is. [ applause ] which by the way, is this true that you quit . You quit smoking . Yeah. I quit. I quit about 12 30. [ laughter ] had nothing, nothing since 12 30. No, no, i did. I quit smoking. Jimmy why did you quit . Why did you quit smoking . Well an experiment. Jimmy really. Yeah. I mean, you know. Ive been smoking i smoked enough pot to fill this theater. [ laughter ] jimmy with smoke or actual pot . That seems like a lot. Definitely with actual pot. Jimmy when you did quit thats a very good jimmy i was actually i was surprised, and maybe even i felt a little disappointed hurt, hurt. Jimmy i know youre very good friends with willie nelson. Do you sit willie down and tell him how do you break the news to willie . That was a very hard one to break. [ laughter ] jimmy it was a hard one, yeah. That was just one guy. In fact, you know, it was one of those things where at first im like pretending, you know. Jimmy oh, really. Just holding it, because i dont want him to know. Finally im like, willie, i quit. And still it never fails, you know. The joint comes around and hes passing it to me. Jimmy sure. He keeps waiting for me to smoke again. Jimmy and you dont . Im not its been a year and a half. Jimmy when you smoked that last one, did you know it was going to be the last one . No, it was at the tail end of a bender. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, im looking at this group. I know theres some people here who know what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah. Jimmy weve been here for a week, i feel like i am at the tail end of a bender right now, yeah. Hey, can i just Say Something . Jimmy yeah, go ahead. You know, ive been i just came from london. Ive been in london for a year. But, you know, people send me things. Because they know were buddies. And the stuff youve been that your speeches about health care, the passionate, amazing [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i mean jimmy can i be honest . Thats nice of you but i thought you were talking about drugs when you said people were sending you things. No, but then also the speech you gave after vegas, you know. That was one of the most beautiful things. Jimmy thats nice of you to say, i appreciate it. [ applause ] i sent you an email but im not sure im sending it to the right jimmy you might not be. I saw your movie lbj and you are fantastic at this movie. Thank you. Jimmy i see you made up like lbj, oh, thats woody. 30 seconds in you forget about that. The makeup looks really great. And this is i think a very powerful and moving performance. Crazy, though. You are shooting this movie, as far as i understand, at the same time Bryan Cranston is shooting his lbj movie. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy did that worry you at all . Bigtime. [ laughter ] jimmy it did. You know, hes one of the greatest actors alive. And what was cool was i thought to myself, you know, i wanted guidance. And i thought, just call bryan. [ laughter ] whos going to know better how to play he did it on broadway for a while. So i call him. You know, on his day off, he was working sixday weeks. Jay roach, just like slave driver over there. So no. And then one day off. And he takes two hours out of his life to like talk to me on the phone and give me advice and talk to me about lbj. And then he put me in touch with people who knew him. He was amazing. Jimmy hes one of the best guys. And i said to him, dude, you know, i got to be quite honest, i dont think i would do this for you. [ laughter ] and he says, well, you know, i dont look at it as a competition, he says, its a big tent, lets fill it. Jimmy wow. [ applause ] hes a beautiful guy. Jimmy that is remarkable. Really. So one of the things thats interesting about lbj is that, you know this is true, he would like to have meetings, hed be sitting on the toilet and meeting with people. Yeah, he did that. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy so thats kind of the setup for this clip. And well, here it is, Woody Harrelsons new movie lbj. So why the [ bleep ] am i busy alienating every son of a bitch in my party when, if im going to make a run in 68, well, im going to need people to [ bleep ]ing like me. Shut the door. How could anybody not like him . Jimmy lbj. Thats fun, right . Yeah, its yes. Weve been, you know we showed it here the other night. Then we showed it in boston. Then last night in d. C. Jimmy howd they like it in d. C. . Just amazing response. Just incredible. And i think, you know, just by contrast to the present political climate, its really getting a lot of great response. Jimmy our president doesnt have meetings on the toilet but he does tweet from the toilet, which seems yeah. Jimmy thats what he has in common with lbj. He says he looks down and im going to tweet some [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Woody Harrelson. Lbj opens november 3rd. Well be right back with a special message from new york cab drivers [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live in brooklyn are brought to you by American Family insurance. Insure carefully dream fearlessly. They can fly. Travel at the speed of light. And command the currents. 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Our next guest has been making music on tv for more than 40 years. Starting december 21st he brings his magic to las vegas with a mini residency at Caesars Palace. Please welcome paul shaffer [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Well, its friday night. Jimmy it is friday night in brooklyn. You remember alan thicke, we miss him so much. When everybody and his wife had a show for a while. Jimmy thats right, they had a reality show. You were a viewer of that show . I was a viewer of his talk show. Jimmy yeah, sure. Friday nights it was party night. We knew that because his sleeves would come up. Jimmy ah. So can you . Jimmy i dont think i can. Well, you dont have youre tailored, i know. So ill do it for everyone. Jimmy yeah, there you go. Its party night. Party night, everybody. We miss alan thicke. Jimmy a beautiful tribute to alan. Thank you very much. I have had the time of my life with cleto and the boys, all the cletones. Fantastic cast. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know you played with a lot of bands. Rock n roll hall of fame, you played with some of the biggest people ever. Is it odd for you, is it like being in a different relationship, to play with the band from another talk show . Well, yes. Jimmy it is. It made me feel like i was cheating on my wife. But my wife doesnt mind. Jimmy if you cheat, thats nice. People used to think Dave Letterman and i were married. He used to announce it. Paul and i were married in a quiet civil ceremony. People believe it. Jimmy people believe that . They believe anything you say on television. Jimmy well, len thets party night, friday night, everybody believes it. Look at the sleeves. Are your sleeves up . Put your sleeves up like dj khaled. Put your sleeves up everybody would be jimmy have you met dj khaled . I didnt get to meet him. When youre in the band you dont always jimmy what about cardi b . I know shes been on your list. Cardi b, huge. I was thrilled that she was here. When cardi b clears her schedule and says im doing kimmel, i know its a big night. Every nights been big. Last night billy joel, fantastic. Jimmy that was great, yancht and you mentioned he does once a month, a couple of times a month, he does Madison Square garden. He calls it a residency. We used to call it a engagement. A regular engagement. Jimmy youre calling this a mini residency. This is a mini. The who started that, four nights in las vegas, they call it a mini residency. Thats what ive done tonight with you, a mini residency. Im sad its over. Jimmy i love being part of this mini residency. I love it too. Know you have another mini residency coming up in las vegas at the end of december, starting detection 26th. As you know, i have, no offense to you, you are a las vegas native. After you left brooklyn, of course. I have made fun of lounge performers all my life. Jimmy you have. Talked like them, talked about, jimmy, i have a case of vegas throat, you know. When youre in the desert too long and your cords dry out. Ive had vegas throat all my life, never been to vegas. This is like fulfilling my destiny. To open at Caesars Palace lounge, the lounge is called cleopatras barge. Jimmy yes. December 21st is the first night. Then a threeday weekend between christmas and new years and after new years. You dont have to come to opening. Jimmy i am going to come. You dont have to. Jimmy i would love. I would love fit you came. Jimmy let me ask you this, will you be spending christmas at the holidays in las vegas . I probably wont be there for christmas. But ill come back for the weekend in between christmas. Jimmy no holidays in las vegas. Well, youve got to gamble and youve got to get do your show, get the people out to the tables. And thats what i intend to be doing. Im going to have gogo girls. Jimmy that will be nice. Im going to do a gogo segment, take you back to the whiskey a gogo. Cages and the thing. Then they walk the plank and go right into the water no, they dont do that. Its going to be Old Fashioned fun. Jimmy will you do this . This is an important vegas thing to do, when you see a celebrity in the crowd, you single that celebrity out, you make them stand up and accept applause. You must introduce celebrities. Just like that time, i know marty short has talked about it on the show, when i went to las vegas with him and dave thomas and eugene levy, we went to all the shows, ann margaret, each of them would introduce all four of us, in no particular order, im going to introduce. Theres a specific order. Marty always went last. Because he got the tables. We went to see wayne newton, he said in no particular order. Of course a specific order. I came last because i had gotten that table. Then its part of the protocol. Whoever gets the table, you introduce them last. Jimmy marty was putting himself in the anchor position so he would be introduced last. Well, hes no fool. Except wayne newton and i, were former lounge performers, we have a simpatico, he introduced me last. Jimmy so you have been many times introduced in this thing. I have, of course. I said i would take a very you know the half stand. You dont stand. Its this half. You know. I want you to do that. Jimmy whats the most vegas experience youve ever had . One time i went with Harry Sheerer to see siegfried and roy. You know who they are. Jimmy ive seen them, yes. Huge, the musicians siegfried and roy, huge cats, they make a tiger disappear and stuff. Jimmy the tiger made him disappear, actually. Well, that was sad, yeah he sure did. Jimmy too soon . [ laughter ] 15 years. Not too. Roys still with us, thank god. Jimmy theyre body still with us. Theyre both wonderful guys. They inveited harry and me to te show, james brown was there he had just shot living in america for rocky iv. Jimmy youre a huge james brown fan tooncht yeah hes everything to me. The time he played ive never gotten over it. So there he is. Hes in there. They say, come on up to the suite, siegfried and roy invite us. Up with james brown. The titans are there. The heaviness of the show business, weight and heft, siegfried and roy, james brown. They sat at tables and a talk show ensued. There were no cameras but james started interviewing siegfried and roy. Are you a religious man . Siegfried, well, yes, i am religious. Roy is not. And roy says, i believe in the elements. So roy believes in the elements, you know . And then they said we talked a lot about the supernatural, you know. Siegfried saying, when i was a child i so wanted a magic kit, and it was five marks, i didnt have, i look in the gutter, theres five marks, i buy the magic kit. And now today im a star. James brown said, i know what you mean, one time the music got so heavy the drummer broke his bass pedal, the bass drum kept on going that was how supernatural they were. Then he says, let me ask you something, siegfried, what do you think about science . What do you think about science . Siegfried is stuck. What do i think about what do i think about science . He says, tell you what james. He says, i will write you a letter and tell you in that letter what i think about. Yeah, you do that, siegfried, you write me a letter. I run into siegfried two weeks later, im researching my show. And now hes in civilian clothes, got his outfit over his shoulder. Hes got a membersonly short jacket and pressed blue jeans. Jimmy nice. And i said, that was amazing with james brown and you were sweet with the lions and the roy and he said, what was james brown talking about, science . Im sure going to write him a letter, yeah, thats what im going to do, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the most valuable letter in american history. I want it. Jimmy well, paul, i cannot possibly thank you enough. It was a thrill for me. It was a thrill for cleto. I loved doing the mini residency thank you for having me, cleto. Thanks a lot. Jimmy paul shaffer. Pauls miniresidency at cleopatras barge in Caesars Palace, las vegas begins december 21st. And runs into the new year. Be right back with tony bennett dicky music in brooklyn on Jimmy Kimmel Live is brought to you by mercedes benz. The best or nothing. What can you do with two bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches for 5 from dunkin . Settle a debt. Make a friend. Save the day. Or keep em both for this handsome devil. With two bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches for 5 the future is in your hands. America runs on dunkin. A fighter for the working men and women of Atlantic County. Brown fought for whats right by taking on trenton special interests and standing up to Chris Christies takeover of atlantic city. He fought to protect jobs in our region and to defeat the north jersey casinos. And now brown is working to keep Atlantic County affordable for families and retirees. Lets keep chris brown fighting for us. Chris brown for state senate, hes on our side. Dicky music in brooklyn on Jimmy Kimmel Live is brought to you by mercedes benz. The best or nothing. Jimmy well, thank you, brooklyn. This is the best way we could possibly end a great week of shows. This is his album, its called tony bennett celebrates 90. Here with the best is yet to come, tony bennett out of the tree of life i just picked me a plum you came along and every things startin to hum still its a real good bet the best is yet to come the best is yet to come and babe wont that be fine you think youve seen the sun but you aint seen it shine wait till the warmups underway wait till our lips have met wait till you see that sunshine day you aint seen nothin yet the best is yet to come and babe wont it be fine the best is yet to come come the day youre mine come the day youre mine im gonna teach you to fly weve only tasted the wine were gonna drain the cup dry wait till your charms are right for these arms to surround you think youve flown before but you aint left the ground wait till youre locked in my embrace wait till i draw you near wait till you see that sunshine place aint nothin like it here the best is yet to come and babe wont it be fine the best is yet to come come the day youre mine out of the tree of life i just picked me a plum [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much jimmy tony bennett how could that how about that, that is the best. 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