Wearing a lanyard on the street? You may as well be walking around shouting 'Look at me, I'm doing a show!' - Vladimir McTavish

Wearing a lanyard on the street? You may as well be walking around shouting 'Look at me, I'm doing a show!' - Vladimir McTavish

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