Listen to advice . [ laughter ] this is the same guy who heard about the eclipse, and told the sun to bring it. [ laughter and applause ] so President Trump yesterday, praised chicago cubs coowner Todd Ricketts appointment as the rncs new finance chairman, calling him a great addition. Yeah, great if you want to win one election every 108 years. [ laughter and applause ] republican chair of the house intelligence committee, devin nunes, yesterday claimed the changes made to a controversial memo about the fbi before he sent it to the white house were minor grammatical edits. Thats right. He had to make the grammar worse so trump could read it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] take these commas out. [ laughter ] President Trump today said that senator orrin hatch called him the greatest president in the history of our country. I guess hatch is still mad at Abraham Lincoln for stealing his girlfriend in middle school. [ laughter and applause ] the super bowl sunday is this sunday between new england patriots, and the philadelphia eagles. The game will determine whether philadelphia is burned to the ground by happy fans, or sad fans. [ laughter and applause ] one or the other. According to reports there will be 110,000 condoms given away at this years winter olympics, that way athletes can safely practice the twoman luge. [ laughter and applause ] finally, according to a new list new yorkers visit chinese restaurants more than people in any other city, and they all get the same fortunes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we have a fantastic show for you tonight. Shes one of our favorites. Shes the host of msnbcs the Rachel Maddow show, Rachel Maddow, back on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hes starring in a new comedy on fox la to vegas, Dylan Mcdermott is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] im going to go day drinking with Kelly Clarkson, and were going to have music from rita ora. [ cheers and applause ] shes fantastic. So happy shes back. Before we get to all of that, republicans have concocted an elaborate fantasy about a conspiracy deep within the fbi to destroy donald trump, and that imagined conspiracy is now coming to a head with the imminent release of a secret gop memo. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth amid a looming showdown with his own fbi director, and members of congress, trump met today with republicans in west virginia. He began by listing off republicans in attendance, but watch as he reads Senate Majority whip john cornyns name then forgets he read it, and then complains that they forgot to include it. Senate majority whip john cornyn, john, thank you, great job. [ applause ] House Majority whip steve scalise. Again, steve, thank you. [ applause ] House Majority leader kevin mccarthy. Kevin . [ applause ] chair john thune and house conference chair, Cathy Mcmorris rodgers. Did they forget your name, john . I dont know. [ laughter ] whats going on here . John cornyn everybody, now, they didnt put his name up, but thats okay. Thats the first time thats ever happened. Seth do you mean thats the first time thats never happened . [ laughter ] you just said his name. Do you not remember. You looked right at him. [ laughter ] makes sense trump has the memory of a goldfish since he also has the mouth of one. [ cheers and applause ] this is starting to feel like the last season of a longrunning tv show where the writers decide to have the main character fall off a horse, and get amnesia. Hi, im donald. Hi donald, im john. Whos donald . [ laughter ] trump, of course, was there to crow about his state of the union address, and bask in the adoration of his fellow republicans. Trump even suggested that after a slow first few months in office hes gone above, and beyond what he promised voters on the campaign trail. I was there four months, you know this paul, and they were saying he didnt fulfill a promise, but now we fulfilled far more promises than we promised. [ laughter ] and theyre having a hard time with that. We have seriously fulfilled promise, i call it promises plus. [ laughter ] seth he refers to his accomplishments like theyre choices at a gas station. [ laughter ] we have promises, promises plus and promises unleaded, just dont get them near a match. [ cheers and applause ] of course, while he was giving that speech, trump probably had the ongoing russia investigation on his mind. Now, we dont know if trump will ever agree to sit down with special counsel robert mueller, but if he does, mueller is likely to ask him about his repeated attempts to interfere with the investigation. Just to name a few, he demanded a loyalty oath from fbi director james comey, then when he fired comey, he asked comeys temporary successor Andrew Mccabe who he voted for. And then yesterday we learned that he also tried to ask Deputy Attorney general rod rosenstein, who directly oversees mueller in the russia investigation, if rosenstein was on trumps side. Cnn is breaking right now news about a meeting in december between President Trump, and the Deputy Attorney general, rod rosenstein, the Justice Department official supervising the mueller probe. The president asked rosenstein where he thought the investigation of links between russians and his campaign was headed, and he went on to ask whether rosenstein was quote, on my team. Seth oh my god. Trump is so obvious. If you met trump on tinder, and messaged him hello, his first reply would be what size bed do you have . [ laughter ] on top of that, we also learned yesterday that mueller is reportedly investigating the white houses shifting explanations for that Infamous Trump tower meeting. Don jr. Had with the russians during the 2016 campaign. As you might recall, the trump team originally said don jr. And the russians discussed a program about the adoption of russian children. A topic that is of course close to don jr. s heart since his brother was adopted from, transylvania . [ laughter ] i think . But then emails later surfaced in which it was revealed that the meeting was explicitly about getting dirt on Hillary Clinton from the russians. The times reported that trump and his Communications Director hope hicks knew about the emails, but that hicks said the emails, quote, will never get out. Amazing, so not only did the emails get out, the comment about how the emails would never get out, got out. [ laughter and applause ] this administration is so incompetent they cover their tracks with bigger tracks. [ cheers and applause ] and yet as more evidence comes out about trumps attempts to obstruct justice, republicans in congress are becoming more aggressive in protecting it. Today the white house reportedly approved the release of a secret, classified memo written by House Republicans alleging wrongdoing by the fbi in its investigation of the Trump Campaign. The Washington Post reported today that trump has told advisers that he believes the memo could help him convince the public that the probe is a witch hunt, but even trumps own handpicked fbi director, Christopher Wray has told the white house he opposes release of the memo because it contains inaccurate information, and paints a false narrative. Nonetheless, the white house seems to be moving forward. Vice president mike pence told politico, ive always believed in the publics right to know, and i stand by that principle. Oh, really, mike pence . [ laughter ] youve always believed in the publics right to know . In that case, will you release trumps tax returns . Okay. Wait [ cheers and applause ] will you release the white house visitor logs . No, no, no. Ill give you another one, will you release all the russiarelated emails . [ applause ] will you release eric . [ laughter ] but what does this memo actually say . Well the New York Times reported this week that in reality the memo shows that trumps own Justice Department approved an extension of a warrant to surveil a Trump CampaignForeign Policy adviser named carter page. The renewal shows that the Justice Department under President Trump saw reason to believe that page was acting as a russian agent. So just how suspicious is carter page . Ill let carter page answer that. Were you in email chains with papadopoulos . Probably a few, yeah. Were you in email chains with him about russia . It may have come up from time to time. Did you meet Sergey Kislyak in cleveland, did you talk to him . Im not going to deny that i talked with him. So you did talk to him . Although i will say i will say that i never met him anywhere outside of cleveland, lets just say that much. The only time that you met him was in cleveland . That i may have met him possibly, would it might have been in cleveland. Seth look at how happy he is with how guilty he looks carter page looked at chris hayes the way your golden retriever looks at you after hes torn your couch to pieces. [ laughter ] hey, youre home look what i did come on [ laughter ] its really cool i crapped in your shoes, too come on theres a very clear through line here from the initial false statement about the trump tower meeting to the secret gop memo. At every turn the trump team has sought to conceal the truth and interfere with an investigation to get at the truth. Mike pence, dont you guys have any shame . Oh, yeah, all right. This has been a closer look. 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Seth with all of the crazy stuff going on in the world these days, sometimes you just need to take a break and drink during the afternoon. And today im going to do it with Kelly Clarkson. Hi kelly. Hello. Hello. Im ready. Seth alright. Yall ready . Seth were going to start with a little bit of beer. Cheers. This is dangerous. [ laughter ] seth its time for day drinking with Kelly Clarkson. Oh my god. Youre a champ. Seth all right. So were going to make some drinks based on your esteemed career. Ready. Seth we are going to do the simon cowell. Of course. Seth well, heres the thing. We tried to think, what are the things that are true about simon . So we are going to start with some hot sauce. Right . Yeah, whats going to kill you . Seth little bit of hot sauce. Were going to put in some vodka right here. Okay. Seth and then were going to put in some hot sauce. [ laughter ] god. Seth and then well put in some bitters for simon. Okay. Seth because well you know why. Yep. Seth and then, well finish it off with a little more hot sauce. Oh seth and lets have ourselves a simon cowell. Okay. You gave me the bigger one. Seth cheers you know him better. Cheers. Seth woo its burning seth that will put hair on your chest in the vneck. And i dont want that [ laughter ] my mouth is on fire. So, like, maybe not hot sauce. Seth not hot sauce. Because my lips are on fire. Seth my lips are on fire, too. This is my lips are on fire seth wait, do that one more time. [ both ] my lips are on fire seth alright, great. I was harmonizing with you. Seth alright. This is real. Seth so this is in honor of the grammys. Okay. Seth but its in honor not of honor your grammys because i dont believe in awards. Wait. [ laughter ] seth this is about my grammy. About somebody seth my grammy, someone who is dear to me. So were going to put in brandy. Because that was grammys drink. And were going to put in 12 werthers originals. [ laughter ] this is such an old seth four, five, here we go. All right. Does that even blend . Seth this is the first grammy thats ever been served in anywhere. Do you truly not believe in awards . Seth look, i dont believe in them because i dont win them enough. [ laughter ] there we go. That was amazing. Seth cheers, to grammy. Cheers. This is going to bad. Oh god. Seth thats a very good drink. You are a liar. [ laughter ] dude, are you okay . Seth im thinking about my grammy. H, did she die . Seth no, shes back at my apartment. Youre stupid. Seth no, im just kidding. Shes dead. [ laughter ] im going to make you a drink. Seth oh, great. Okay. Seth bartender bartender oh god. You are a mean consumer. Seth what are you making . Okay, im going to make you a blake shelton. Seth oh, a blake shelton. This is bourbon. Seth okay. We got tennessee whiskey. Seth okay. Weve got Southern Comfort. Seth excellent. Cause hes southern. Sometimes hes comfortable. Seth and he comforts. He brings comfort to us all. Sometimes. And then were going to throw in, because hes dating gwen stefani, some bananas so seth oh, you are going to shake the bananas . Yes, yes. You got to get the Southern Comfort and all of it, all over there. Okay, here we go. Seth alright, this is the worst drink. I got more bananas. Seth this is disgusting. Bananas. Seth bananas. To gwen stefani. Seth what are you doing . Oh, my god i could use some toothpaste. [ laughter ] my breath is like hot sauce and bananas. Seth no, its great. Blow right in my face. Come on its really bad. Its bad. [ laughter ] seth okay. Okay, so this next shot is called the voice. Seth the voice. Yes. Seth okay. In honor of the voice. Seth okay. cause this is the show im going to be winning this season. Seth oh, congratulations. Thank you. But you have to spin around. Seth okay. Like youre in the chair. Seth so start im going to pour your shot. Youre not going to know what it is. Seth so i just spin around . Yeah. And stay there sir. Stay there. Okay. You dont know what it is. Now you can spin around. Seth say go. Go yes seth im not going to highfive you. What was that . [ laughter ] it was french. Because ive also been on the voice in montreal. La voix. Seth la voix. So what is this is la voix seth wait, what how does the theme song go in french . This is la voix seth lets do it together. One, two, three. [ both ] this is la voix seth so here this is for real. Okay. Seth this is the cognitive test that Donald Trumps doctor gave him. [ laughter ] and im going to administer it to you and see if you can pass. And if you nail it i get to be president. Seth if you nail it, ill do a shot. And if you miss, you do a shot. Im going to be president. Seth what animal is this . For real. This is i snorted. Seth for real. This is the lion. Seth lion. Boom. Okay. [ laughter ] oh, its going to be bad. Seth oh, thats awful. Alright copy to help it with a beer. Seth alright, ready . Im going to do a shot in advance okay. Seth of how excited i am for this next one. Okay. Jesus. Seth okay ooh all right. Name the maximum number of words in one minute that begin with the letter f. What . Seth f words. Okay, yeah. Seth you are at zero, four seconds in. No, no. I thought you meant were going to say them and im supposed to number them. Start over seth here we go. Go [ bleep ], friggin, forward, fast, fluid, files. Seth yeah. File, two different seth okay but, not the best. Past tense, present tense. Seth yeah, files. You want to do files . Ill give you files. [ laughter ] face. Seth face. Oh, my god. I cant believe you said flace first. Alright, kelly you got 18 which is really good. Shut up, im drunk. Seth i feel like whats been missed here is what a fan of yours i am. Okay. Seth so im going take a shot. And im going to sing to you. Okay. I feel like this is going to be great. Seth okay, heres the thing. I want this to be real. So im going to put on noisecanceling headphones. Okay. Oh, no. Seth and im going to take my phone, and im going to sing so wait, you cant hear yourself . Seth no i can well, its not important. I want you to hear me. It is important. Seth since u been gone is one of my favorite songs. Gee, were you hurt by somebody . Heres the thing we started out friends it was real but it was all pretend yeah, yeah since youve been gone seth i feel like youre like love this. Since ive been gong . Heres the thing all me mine its on my mind seth i dont know that. Yeah since youve been gone seth alright, here we go. And all i ever hear you say is that i want to be with you all i really hear you say since youve been gone i feel loved for the first time so moving on yeah, yeah you, no i cant what . What i want since youve been gone seth was it great . You ended on your knees too. It was very physical. Seth i feel like i didnt get all the words right. Yeah. Or lyrically. Seth i just want to make sure im back for the chorus. If you dont mind . [ laughter ] because obviously, the rest of it, im not great. No, the first part you were amazing at. Since youve been gone be for the first time im so moving on yeah, yeah thanks to you now i can get what i want since youve been gone had your chance you blew it out of sight out of mind seth [ bleep ] nailed it. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Seth should we go up to the roof and yell [ bleep ]. Seth this is really nice. You just blew in my face. Seth look, the important thing is that we are on the roof. An we have each written things for the other person to yell from the roof. Yes. Seth because weve been drinking all afternoon. All right. Im going to yell one first. Okay. You pick one. Seth i tried breastfeeding. It kind of worked [ laughter ] i love the movie, from justin to kelly. Seth oh, i love it too. Its good. Seth its so good. My moves are good. My dance moves. Seth its very underrated. Its underrated. Seth i peaked at 41 [ laughter ] im only im only doing this because im contractually obligated to do nbc press [ laughter ] i love your show. Seth this has been not a closer look. Seth this is not by no means a closer look. This has been seth and kelly day drink in the afternoon. Day drinking. [ cheers and applause ] seth our thanks to Kelly Clarkson. Well be right back with Rachel Maddow, everyone [ cheers and applause ] have you ever had car trouble in a place like this . horns honking woman yes, and it was, like, the worst experience of my life. When i get into my car, i want to know its going to get me from point a to point b. Well, then i have some good news. Chevys the only brand to receive j. D. Power dependability awards for cars, trucks and suvs two years in a row. Get 0 financing for 60 months. Or 2,250 total cash allowance on this equinox lt when you finance with gm financial. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer with gm financial. 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[ cheers and applause ] seth our first guest tonight is an Emmy Awardwinning broadcaster and bestselling author. She hosts the Rachel Maddow show weeknights at 9 00 on msnbc. Please welcome back to the show, our friend, Rachel Maddow, everyone seth welcome back hello [ cheers and applause ] seth i always i want to start by saying thank you, of course, because, of course, you have a show tonight. Youre making time for us. I really appreciate that. Its alright. Ten news stories will break between seth i know. This moment. Seth so in a way, im doin because if you were at work right now, you would be writing something that would already be old by the time youre on at 9 00. Yes. Seth so im just giving you an hour off. You know there im a disorganized person. E magement. And so ive always had this problem ever since i started doing work like this, where i produce stuff that doesnt make reason, other stuff goes long or i cant end an interview on time, i have no discipline. So theres always been some stuff i have to kick out. But now every single day, the entire show i throw away. Seth yeah. Two hours before air time and have to invent a whole new one. I feel like i should just come in at 8 00. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] before the 9 00 show and be like, hit me now seth yeah. Hit me now im just going to adlib the whole thing. I threw away a whole show every day. Seth it is nuts. This is an unprecedented time. And it has affected not only our show, not only your show, but it actually affected your signoff the other night. Oh, god. Yeah, you know, there are like throughout the history of people doing news on television, there has been all these like really noble signoffs, courage, good night and good luck. Seth yes. You know . Like people do, like, you know . Its been all these very serious ones. And people dont necessarily try them anymore. I have inadvertently developed one that i started doing without trying to. Seth uhhuh. It started when i was talking about steve bannon, the white house strategist guy. You know, the grim reaper guy . Seth it already feels like a million years ago. I know. He was in congress. And he wasnt answering their questions because his lawyer was advising him not to. And his lawyer was advising him not to because he was on the phone with the white house. And the white house was saying, we dont want steve answering those questions. Turns out Steve Bannons lawyer is also the lawyer of the for the guy at the white house he was talking to. Seth so, heres your new signoff which i think i dont know. I think its as good as all of them. Okay. Seth lets take a look. Having somebody on those two different sides of the story both represented by the same attorney. Thats weird. That does it for us tonight. [ laughter ] seth thats weird. Good night. Thats weird. Good night yeah, sleep well. [ cheers and applause ] seth i am sure youll im sure youll talk about this, this evening. The memo. We talked a little bit about the memo. Do you think the release of this memo, which seems inevitable at this point, do you think it will escalate the investigation into trump and russia ties, if thats even possible . Or do you think the takeaway, when we look back on this memo, will be this was a degrading of our institutions that someone in congress would basically go after the Justice Department and the fbi like this . Well, the memo isnt part of it isnt like something revealed from the investigation. The memo is part of the trump white house. E ump supporters in congress trying to make the investigation go away. So this is part of their defense against the investigation. And there was a guy who was a part of the Trump Campaign, he was a foreign adviser Foreign Policy adviser to the campaign. And he had been caught up in a Russian Spring in new york city in 2013. And, like, fbi counterintelligence had been involved in like breaking up the spy ring. And people went to prison. And it was for real. Then he turns up on the Trump Campaign and in the middle of thaignhe goes to russia and gives an anti u. S. proputin speech. So like the counterintelligence folks are interested in this guy. Because theyre supposed to monitor people who might be foreign agents in the united states. And they got warrants to surveil him starting during the campaign. And it got renewed a bunch of times including into the Trump Campaign. This whole memo thing is about trying to make it a scandal that it was renewed the most recent time it was renewed. Seth yeah. And that means there should be no investigation. Its, like, no, dude. You had the guy with the russian spies working on and then going to moscow and being like, i love putin. I hate america. Seth yeah. Like, of course, the fbi is going to look into him. Seth yeah. So theyre going to try to say that means there shouldnt be a russia investigation. And its been a very big distraction which i think is effective. But i dont think it will i dont think it will change anything on Robert Muellers todo list. Seth the do you think at the end, and i know im asking you to make a prediction here. Do you think when this is all over we will say, oh the bad stuff was what happened before the election, in regards to russia . Or the bad stuff was what happened after the election with the sort of hamfisted coverup of everything happened before . That is a very good question. I mean, i dont i think we dont yet know everything that happened before the election. Seth mmhmm. We know a lot more about what happened since. And whats happened since the election and since trump has been in office is very, very damaging stuff. I mean right now whats going on with this memo, is its a strategy to try to make the investigation go away. But its a strategy to try to make the investigation go away by trying to hurt the fbi as much as possible, by trying to impugn the integrity of senior officials at the fbi and the Justice Department by trying to make them seem like theyre evil and must be usurped. Thats something that may be helping them with this investigation. But that has a lot implications for the independent rule of law in this country. So thats part of it. Theres dam the obstruction of justice stuff, and the efforts to distract and hurt american institutions in the process is going to be something we have to repair as a country for generations to come. Its really damaging. The other issue is whether russia is getting what they want. If they did interfere in the election to help trump, i think what they wanted was relief from u. S. Sanctions on russia and the Trump Administration is giving them that now while they are in office. And so if there was quid pro quo, the quo is happening and thats right now. Seth one last thing i want to ask you. There are, of course, things that are norms that are happening. One of the norms is there is a state of the union no matter whos president. Yeah. Seth you covered that state of the union. Did you find in the end did you walk away and say, that was a norm. Or did you say, that was not a norm . [ laughter ] the thing for me about the state of the union is like what exactly happened in the speech . What was announced . Seth right. I feel like the big reveal for me, just emotionally as an american watching that speech, was happened one second into the state of the union. When that guy came down the aisle and flung open the door and said, mr. Speaker, the president of the united states. [ laughter ] and then the door opens and donald trump is standing there. [ laughter ] like, that to me was, like, oh the big reveal really union. Or real. Seth yeah. And this is like a thing that only president s get to do. And there he is. Thats the president. Wow and then after that it was all a blur. Seth yeah, well. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Seth i get it. Always a pleasure to have you here. Thanks my friend. Thanks, good to see you. Seth Rachel Maddow, everybody. Maddow show, weeknights at 9 00 on msnbc. And well be right back with Dylan Mcdermott [ cheers and applause ] when you filter out the bad. Youre left with. The good. In life. And in water. Choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. Try degree ultraclear black white choose the f ltered life. Saves your white clothes from yellow stains and black clothes from white marks still with 48 hour sweat protection. Try degree ultraclear black white it wont let you down pan pan pan paaaan what makes digiorno crispy pan pizza different than delivery . Pan pan pan paaaan you bake it fresh in its own pan giving our digiorno pizza a crispy, caramelized crust. Paaaan its not delivery, its digiorno. So a few years ago, me and my wife were actually saving for a house. 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Exactly, so moving forward, lets see some of that extra effort. Seth please welcome to the show Dylan Mcdermott, everyone [ cheering and applause ] seth welcome to the show thanks, man nice to be here. Seth this is very fun to see you in a comedy. I feel we know you from more serious roles. Are you enjoying doing something this funny . This is the best job in the world. Although, i was funny on the practice and American Horror story. Seth yeah. Oh, really . Maybe you seth oh, okay, i maybe slightly missed the jokes. Yeah. Seth yeah. And then, you hosted snl in 1999, you met will ferrell and you met adam mckay, the head writer at snl at the time and they brought this idea to you. Was it pretty much a nobrainer when you hear from guys like this that they wanted you to star in their comedy . O my god. Are you kidding me . Have you seen the show . Seth yeah. Captain dave . Seth yeah. Its perfect. The greatest role ever. Seth yeah. I mean, i just i love it. Seth and you get to have a mustache. Thats your mustache. Most importantly, yes. Seth did you base your mustache on any historic mustaches . You know, when i started to read the script, the mustache started to spontaneously grow by itself. Lll seth oh, my god. Which was weird. Seth yeah. The mustache jumped off the page. It did. It did. But, i mena, you have to look at the history of mustaches. Who has the best mustache ever . Seth i mean, selleck. Selleck, yeah. You got to start there and then you move down to burt reynolds. Seth yeah, no, thats a pretty good one. Not very far down. Hes right beneath him, yeah. And then, you got to go to captain dave. Seth yeah. Oh, youre third all time. Im third all time. Seth im very jealous because i was hoping it was a fake mustache. But i can tell that you grew your own. I could not grow my own mustache and its very heartbreaking for me because my father has a good a thick, bushy mustache. Nice. Seth and yet, i did not get that dna, but do you mind can i put a mustache on for the rest of the interview . I would love that. Seth great, okay. [ cheers and applause ] couple of guys with mustaches. Wow wait a second. Lets go side by side. Seth oh no, well go over here. Well go to three. [ laughter ] seth its a good mustache. I love it. Seth you tell me. Seth did standup. You used to try standup you did standup at the comedy cellar. I did, yes. Seth maybe the most Famous Comedy place standup place in new york. But before we get into that, i want to give you something. Seth oh, its very exciting. No, thats my license. I got you this. Seth this is heidi klum intimates . Yeah. Seth why did you get me this . I cant talk about it. Seth i like that you leave the house and youre, like, i need two things. My drivers license and some heidi klum intimates. These go over the nipple. Thats right. Lll seth all right, i mean, i put on a mustache. Yeah, you might as well. Lll seth so, anyways, you go at the cellar and it didnt go great . So, yeah. I did catch a rising star, the bitter end, and then, i was i did the comedy cellar. Seth mmhmm. And im up there, and its not going well. Seth mmhmm. How did you know . Well, no ones laughing. Seth yeah. Thats how you know. So when no one laughs and it was really crickets, they pulled me off stage. Seth physically. They threw me out of the comedy cellar. Seth wow. Wow yeah. Seth and thats a pretty you know people say how do you know its not going well, thats really how you know. Yeah. Go ahead. Seth okay, great, thank you. I dont quite know what all right. Do you want me to help you . Seth no, i think ive got it. I think this has been intimate enough. Oh, nice seth that looks nice. Ccc i look like a sheriff in a musical. Seth this is one of my i was at snl in 2012 when we did a sketch called it was a game show called Dylan Mcdermott or dermuls rit. Ccc seth you have and that Dermot Mulroney plays a rival captain on the show, which is fantastic. But that was true. You guys got mistaken for each other for years. I mean, the name has been a nightmaror seth 30 years. Because you guys really came on the scene at almost the exact same time. Yeah, thats right. And its been painful for many, many years. As a matter of fact, when we were both at William Morris at the time, sue mengers was the biggest agent in the world at the time. She came up to me in the hallway and she said she said walked right up to me and she said, there can only be one lll and i said, one what . There can only be one so she goes, you have to change your name. I was, like, oh, no so, i came up with a fantastic name of mick dermott. [ laughter ] seth im glad in the end that you stood your ground on your godgiven name. Well, it is very nice that this 30year name mixup has now collided with you guys working together. Yeah, thats right. He finally came on the show. He was wonderful and, you know, we wanted to finally add more confusion. Seth yeah. Which we did. Seth thank you so much for being here. Absolutely. Seth congratulations on the show. Such a pleasure. Thank you. Seth Dylan Mcdermott, everybody. La to vegas airs tuesday nights at 9 00 p. M. On fox. Well be right back with music from rita ora. At iflock its tuition. From your first dream to your first dollar. From between shifts and after hours. From the struggle, to the reckoning. To the moment you sit in that auditorium and realize that your whole life is about to change. What if a university could guarantee fixed affordable tuition. From your first clas and were gonna get the phone his phone,ry sorry. Uh out of you. The important thing is that were going to make you better. voiceactivated doubletone okay. Heres how to make butter. Pour two thirds a cup of cold heavy cream into a one cup canning. Snickers® satisifes. Yeah, ive got this uh. fakes a cough . Thing and. 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Back on the show performing anywhere, give it up for rita ora, everyone [ cheering and applause ] time flies by when the night is young daylight shines on an undisclosed location location bloodshot eyes looking for the sun paradise delivered and we call it a vacation vacation youre painting me a dream that i want to belong in, want to belong in over the hills and far away a million miles from l. A. Just anywhere away with you i know weve got to get away some place where no one knows our name well find the start to something new just take me anywhere take me anywhere anywhere away with you fun, little less fun little less over, over, over me oh, fun a little less fun little less, over, over me truth comes out when were blacking out looking for connection in a crowd of empty faces empty faces your secrets are the only thing im craving now the good and the bad let me in because i can take it i can take it youre painting me a dream that i want to belong in want to belong in over the hills and far away from l. A. Just anywhere away with you i know weve got to get away some place where no one knows our name well find the start to something new just take me anywhere take me anywhere anywhere away with you fun, little less fun me oh, fun a little less fun little less, over, over me just take me anywhere oh, anywhere anywhere away with you fun fun a little less fun take me anywhere over the hills and far away a million miles from l. A. Just anywhere away with you i know weve got to get away some place where no one knows our name well find the start to something new just take me anywhere take me anywhere anywhere away with you takee ae take me anywhere anywhere away with you [ cheers and applause ] seth rita ora, everyone download anywhere now. Well be right back [ cheering and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to Rachel Maddow, Dylan Mcdermott, Kelly Clarkson, rita ora, nikki glaspie, 8g band stay tuned for carson daly im sorry stay tuned for a special preview of a. P. Bio up next. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause ] [sighs] [tires screeching] [horn blares] hey, watch out are you crazy . You almost killed me oh, that was crazy, huh . What were you doing . Yeah, so sorry to scare you. Whoa, whoa, whoa where you going . Where you going . I thought you wanted to talk. Huh, you were talking beforeman. What happened . [gasps] [percussive music] all right, everybody, lets go ahead and start to shut up now. Lets go ahead and start to settle into your seats and begin shutting your mouths. All rights, so my name [grunts] my names jack griffin. And i dont wanna be here. I am an awardwinning philosophy scholar, who for reasons i wont go in to finds himself with a free year. So im living in my dead moms apartment here in toledo while killing a little bit of time teaching. Advanced placement biology. But heres the deal, i do not care about biology. Were not gonna do any biology in here. And to be perfectly clear, this wont be one of those things where over the course of a year