And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 813, tampa steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is what you want right there that is the crowd you want a great, new york city crowd welcome, everybody, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show this is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Welcome, you guys. Lets get to the news here. Tonight was President Trumps first state of the union. And i saw that trump read his speech off a teleprompter. [ light laughter ] you could tell, because he began by saying, applause, good evening, applause. [ laughter and applause ] please be seated. They sit. Thats right. He read off a prompter. To make sure he stayed on track, his staff had a little mickey mouse head bounce over the words like a singalong song. [ laughter and applause ] but experts said it was a very historic state of the union. You know, because it marked the First Time Since taking office that trump went a full hour without tweeting. [ applause ] actually, i heard about a fun drinking game for the speech. Heres how it works. If you took a shot each time trump didnt stick to the script, your name is Sara Huckabee sanders. [ laughter and applause ] he didnt do it again. Oh boy. Hes going rogue. [ light laughter ] i guess most of trumps state of the Union Address was written by his adviser, steven miller. While the rest of trumps presidency was written by stephen king. [ laughter and applause ] did you see this . This is embarrassing. Did you see this . Tickets to the state of the union had to be reprinted after they originally said state of the uniom. [ laughter ] even the guy who sent out that false missile alert in hawaii was like, how do you mess that up . I mean, what . [ laughter and applause ] tickets to trumps state of the union had to be reprinted because of a typo. Check it out. It says state of the uniom. [ laughter ] thats not all. There was actually a message from trump on the back of the ticket as well. Take a look. It said, i, donald j. [ laughter ] turnip, invite you to my state of the onion. This will be my first hairdress to be congested and ill be speaking on mighty imported topics, which ill read off a a telescope. I appreciate your serpents. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy after trumps speech, massachusetts congressman joe kennedy became one of the youngest people to give the democratic response. And you could tell he was young when all he said was, he cray. [ laughter and applause ] but trump actually did his own live stream on the speech, and this is true if you donated money to his Reelection Campaign they put your name on the screen during the speech. Check out some of his donors. Watch this. Solving these and so many other pressing problems will require us to work past the differences of party. It will require us to tap into [ laughter ] the american spirit that is overcome every challenge, throughout our long and storied history. But to accomplish our goals [ laughter ] jimmy very interesting. You see that . [ cheers and applause ] and this is pretty big. Today amazon announced its creating its own healthcare company. Thats kind of awkward getting healthcare from amazon. [ light laughter ] especially when a drone flies over your house and says viagra for bob. Viagra for bob. [ laughter and applause ] is this the right house for bonerless bob . [ laughter ] finally, i read that apple is growing its fleet of selfdriving cars. You can tell the selfdriving cars are made by apple because when you hit a pebble it shatters the entire windshield. [ laughter ] you guys, we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody. Be sure to set your dvrs, because this weekend well be taking the tonight show to minneapolis for a special live show on super bowl sunday [ cheers and applause ] thats big. We have a big show that night. Dwayne the rock johnson will be there. [ cheers and applause ] the cast of this is us oh [ cheers and applause ] and the star of this years super bowl halftime show, justin timberlake, will all be there [ cheers and applause ] its going to be a giant show. Theres a lot of fun things planned. So stay tuned after the super bowl right here on nbc. It should be good. [ cheers and applause ] we got a fun show tonight. We love this guy, hes the best. Michael strahan is here [ cheers and applause ] plus, from lip sync battle, Chrissy Teigen is stopping by [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy chrissy and i are facing off in the best friends challenge later in the show. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we got great music from my man Julian Casablancas new band, the voidz are here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy if you like julian. Steve voidz. [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, guys, the state of the union was earlier tonight and President Trump spoke on a number of issues, including jobs, immigration, and national security. It was his First Official state of the union and he really wanted to nail it. So he called a few people beforehand to get some advice. We actually got our hands on some footage from those calls. Check this out. [ cheers and applause ] i cant believe my state of the Union Address is tonight. And its completely sold out. Billions and billions of people will be watching. Who should i call for my prespeech pep talk . I know. [ phone vibrating ] fake news, this is kellyanne conway. [ laughter ] kellyanne, its donald. Fake news. [ laughter ] you cant just say fake news for everything. Unless youre me, i can say it for everything. Fake news. See, i just said it. My big speech is tonight. How fantastic do you think its gonna be . So fantastic. People are already saying its one of the greatest speeches ever. [ light laughter ] thats huge. Tell me more. Your speech got a 200 on rotten tomatoes. [ laughter ] thats the bigliest percent. [ light laughter ] what else . It won best pop Solo Performance at the grammys. [ laughter ] it made me cry, and i havent felt and emotion since 1987. [ light laughter ] sad. [ beeping ] ive got to go, im getting another call. Bye, kellyanne. Fake news. Congratulations, this is donald trump. Hello, donald, its, uhh barack. [ light laughter ] i heard you have a big speech coming up tonight. I figured id give you a call, see how its going. It is fantastic. Its going to be the greatest state of the uniform speech of all time. [ laughter ] all right, well, lets hear it. Lets give. Uh, lets give barry o. A little taste. All right, hold on. Let me let me take a drink of water first. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] here goes. So far i have god bless the united shtates. [ laughter ] what do you think . Honestly, well, i think its the most coherent speech youve ever written. [ light laughter ] oh, and by the way, i just got my copy of your new book, fire and fury. So far ba dah ba bahba im loving it. [ laughter ] oh, and if youre wondering, a a book is like a bunch of tweets written one after the other. Okay, well, in that case, ive written so many books. I tweet so many big, beautiful books every night from my bedroom at 3 00 a. M. Tweeeeet [ laughter and applause ] are you gonna watch my speech tonight . No can do, donnie. Listen, if i want someone with weird hair to tell me whats in store for the coming year, i will call a groundhog. [ laughter ] anyway, got to go. Michelle and i have date night tonight. Weve dvred the bachelor. No spoilers. That reminds me, i need to call melania. She keeps telling me im about to be a bachelor. [ laughter ] ill use my new iphone. I love how it fits in my normal size hands. [ laughter ] [ phone ringing ] hello . Hi, melania, its me, donald. Not tonight, donald. I have headache. But i just [ dial tone ] but i she must be going through a tunnel. [ phone ringing ] mr. President , you have an urgent phone call on your emergency line. Thank you. [ phone ringing ] hello . Mr. Trump, were very concerned. Its been 27 hours since we last spoke. Youve usually called us by now. Thank goodness you reminded me. Id like one large bucket of chicken and one large bucket of diet coke. Okay, so, just the usual then . I love you, colonel sanders. [ laughter ] my name is josh. I love you, colonel josh sanders. [ laughter ] god bless you, god bless united shtatesh, and god bless kentucky fried chishen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] elevator speaker going down. Oh no. Peter . Its kristy. Camp jenkins . Maybe this will jog your memory. Alexa, play my funky place. alexa playing your music. Remember our dance . Yeah, im not peter. Alexa, note to self. Take the stairs next time. Get a free moto mod with amazon alexa when you buy a moto z2. 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Phone im sorry, i didnt understand. Phone for help with chairs, say chair. Does this mean were not going out . Bookcase. See how easy renters insurance can be at geico. Com. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a Good Morning America anchor and a super bowl champion hall of famer. Please welcome our good friend, the always entertaining Michael Strahan [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Michael Strahan. Michael strahan. That was some interesting walkout music. They never cease to amaze me. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, roots. I know theyre from philly, theyre big eagles fans. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy and are you a former new york giant, so [ cheers ] you are a necessarily i i mean last time you were here, we talked about this a little bit. The giants were having a bad season. Yeah. Theyre still having one, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy cant do anything about it. Theyre not having a season anymore, thats the thing. Yeah, they were. Jimmy yeah and you made a a pretty bold prediction about the eagles. I dont know if you remember this, but we have the footage. Man. Jimmy can we take a look at the clip . Give it up to the Philadelphia Eagles. Well done, guys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a classy thats a classy individual right there. Hes a gentleman. Enjoy it for now until you lose in the playoffs. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] okay, everybody at home thinks im a mean guy. They give me a hard time. They give me a hard time. Jimmy the roots are really tough on you. You know, let me tell you right now. Last last week, the game they won against the vikings, i get to my seat we did the show there, fox, we did our game our show there. Jimmy yeah. I get to the set and you guys they performed at halftime. Jimmy thats right, the roots were in philly. You were fantastic by the way. Great job, you guys. Questlove oh, thank you, thank you. Great job. Questlove thank you. [ applause ] but i go but before the show, i go to rehearse and i sit in my seat these fools left me a note. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, thats nice. Thats very nice of them. They drew a picture no, it wasnt nice it was a picture, like a bird or a man stepping on another person and it said, go eagles and then it pointed to the person getting stepped on, it said michael. [ laughter and applause ] and it was quest were drew it jimmy quest, was that you . Questlove i dont know. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, my but i will say great game by the eagles. They they surprised me. Jimmy i mean they surprised me. Congratulations, guys. Jimmy what do you yeah. [ applause ] thats very again, very nice of you. What do you think . So its patriots versus eagles. What are you thinking right now . Guys, dont get too happy. [ laughter ] no, you know what, i think im going to go with the eagles. Jimmy you are . [ audience groans ] [ applause ] really . And the reason being, because every pick i made at fox nfl sunday i always lost. [ laughter and applause ] go eagles jimmy oh, my gosh. My record was terrible, jimmy it was terrible. Im sorry, my record was bad. Jimmy yeah. But i i think the eagles got a legit shot, because they got a great defense. And a lot of teams with the patriots we played the patriots in the super bowl, and a lot of teams if they made a push at the end, i mean brady drove those guys down the field, scored a touchdown and we had to come back with tyree off the helmet, plaxico burress. Theyre going to make a late game push for something. But philadelphia has the defense that can handle it. You know, when you watch last week, jacksonville got tired. Everybody gets tired. No one understands how to make a push like the patriots. But the eagles, they showed me last week they were really hungry. So, to be honest with you, its a new yorkers worst super bowl. [ laughter ] the Philadelphia Eagles and the patriots . Jimmy so new york is not going to be watching this . New york i hope will watch. I hope everybody watches it. But i i truly think the eagles got a legit shot for the first time in my lifetime to win a super bowl. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean and i say that lovingly. [ laughter ] jimmy you you youve won the super bowl. Hows it feel . It feels great. I mean, imagine, i lost one too. That didnt feel too good. That jimmy what happens when you what happens when you lose . Well, when you lose, youre on the field and everybodys you see all that confetti falling . And literally theyre sweeping the confetti with you, too. Jimmy you get off the field as well yeah, yeah. Yeah, but then when you win, the confetti is falling and its the most amazing feeling, because you worked so hard for something. And youre looking at these guys who are so happy that it was worth every, all the 15 years i played. And just to look at a young eli manning, who was still like a boy back then jimmy yeah. And i have a picture in my man cave of me grabbing him by the throat and im just like screaming at him. Jimmy yeah. And im just like, we won the freaking super bowl. [ laughter ] its the best feeling in the world. Jimmy yeah. But dont you think tom brady is just like a i dont know, like a superman . Ive never seen anyone like that. I dont get it. [ laughter ] i dont get it. I mean it should literally be illegal to be tom brady. [ laughter ] it should be. You youre 16 years i think in the league or Something Like that. Eight super bowls. So if youre a kid, all you know is the patriots. You dont even know anybody else can play in the damn thing. [ laughter ] jimmy hes ruining the sport hes ruining the sport its like, enough already. Jimmy but is he like super human or whats the deal . He has a drive unlike anybody i think ive ever seen in the sport of football. Jimmy yeah. You would think at 40 years old, this guy would say, enough. I mean at 36 for me, 15 years, i was done. I knew i didnt want to play anymore. I look at it now and im thinking, look at those fools hit each other. Like, its crazy. [ laughter ] but to look at him at 40 and still have the drive to play possibly he says another five years. And to be at the top of his game, its just its unbelievable. I dont know what to say. But its work hard, kids, marry a super model and youre good. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy not bad. But you youre doing this thing we talked about a little bit last time. Religion of sports is that what yeah, religion of sports. And one of the things were doing now, it airs on facebook, its called tom versus time. And toms a partner in religion of sports with myself and gotham chopra. Jimmy yeah. And tom versus time literally weve followed his journey from last year all the way through this season and now its ended up in the super bowl amazingly enough. To show that the battle that you have as you get older in all aspects of life and as an athlete to continue to perform at a certain level. And i know tom, and i thought i really knew tom, until you watch this and you see what really drives him. Jimmy i love this and i hate it like i hated tom always being in the super bowl. Hated it jimmy yeah, yeah. But now when you watch this, youre going, i get it. He does not want to lose. Jimmy he loves it. And thats why hes always there, because he makes everybody around him better. And its a hard job and hes mastered it, man. Jimmy and also, theres interviews of him with his kids and things like hes a pretty private guy. I just dont even see stuff like this. Yeah, that freaked me out. Youre sitting in his living room, like giseles talking. Im like, oh, thats how she talks to you, huh . [ laughter ] like, you know what im saying . I felt like i was like sitting on their couch like, go ahead, talk. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Tom versus time is on facebook. Check it out. How is everybody over at Good Morning America . Everybodys great, everybodys great. Sweeps coming up, man. We getting ready to go to work. Im going to im flying out to go interview logan paul. You know, Young Youtube star. Jimmy oh, really . Doing that. But its fun. Like, i love it, man. Its interesting. Every day is different. Jimmy well, youre great at it, man. We love you, man. I appreciate you. Jimmy please come back all the time. We love you, please, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] all right, real quick. I know we got dinner to do. But if the eagles win the super bowl, this possibly is my last time on this show. So i do want to say, good luck, eagles. For all the giants fans, everybody, dont get mad at me, but i am going to say it out of respect eagles. Eagles jimmy oh, my gosh. Michael strahan, everybody [ cheers and applause ] you can see him on Good Morning America. Check out his new series, tom versus time, on facebook. Well be right back with Chrissy Teigen. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] oh, you brought butch. Yeah butch growls at man hes looking at me right now, isnt he . Yup. butch barks at man butch is like an old soul that just hates my guts. laughs vo you can never have too many faithful companions. Thats why i got a subaru crosstrek. Love is out there. Find it in a subaru crosstrek. Disinfectant after ive says i hdisinfected . Off the yeah, im not gonna do that. Seventh generations disinfectant spray. It kills 99. 99 of bacteria, and theres no rinse required. Time to come clean with seventh generation. Comeclean hwhat . You know thatsur not your line, right . Did you know that h r block will file your 1040ez for free . Uhh, yeah. The line is. My job is done here. Thank you. Pro tax prep for free. Get your taxes won. vo do not go gentle into that good night, old age should burn and rave at close of day; rage, rage against the dying of the light. 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Ive like infiltrated johns appearances, but ive never sat on this couch. Jimmy this is the first and its not just you. Theres another person with you. Its me and a jimmy yeah, you have a a little baby boy in there. I got a little baby boy, yup jimmy congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] one of my favorite things is getting really offended when people say it. Like down the red carpet at the grammys, they were like, so, congratulations. And im like, why . And they freak out. They think they messed up. [ laughter ] its so sad. I go, for what . I just had i just had him. Thats the best. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Oh, i can see people are reacting like that. Yeah. Okay, wait. Can i ask you something . Jimmy of course. How far along do you think i am . [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] [ drum roll ] jimmy i dont know what the right answer is. Because everybody keeps touching my belly and saying, any day now. And im like jimmy no, no, no, no, no. I wouldnt say any day. Me neither. Jimmy i wouldnt touch your belly, by the way. [ laughter ] you can. Jimmy no, i know i can. But thank you very much. I like it. Jimmy you do . Yeah. I think its good jimmy i just no. Because i no. [ laughter ] i just love it. And i love you, baby. Dont try to get out of the question, though. How far . Jimmy um [ laughter ] [ drum roll ] id say you were about five months. Thats great that is a really great guess. You got it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is that right . Yeah. Jimmy come on, i got it . Hey, man. I just had to say it, because everyone thinks that i am due tomorrow. Jimmy no. Im like, nope. Just second baby. Jimmy and how is first baby. Does first baby understand shes so good. Jimmy whats shes what shes growing up, like whats happening . She is so good. Shell be two in april and she is just so much fun. Shes so funny. Shes talking up a storm. Jimmy shes so cute. Luna. Loves dad. You know girls and their dad. Theyre so close. Jimmy look at luna legend. Look at this. Cute baby. Oh, my goodness. [ audience aws ] she looks like meryl streep there in [ laughter ] the devil wears prada. Jimmy i mean, come on. How cute is that. And thats how she rolls. Jimmy she is excited to be a big sister . I mean she she has no clue. Everyones like, does she know . Like she knows something is going up in there but she has going on, i mean. [ laughter ] nothing is going up. Oh, my god. Yeah, sorry. [ laughter and applause ] im nervous today. Im sorry. Jimmy its fine, yeah. But, shes she loves she loves daddy . She is so tied to him. I mean thats her her everything. And thats why i got my little boy coming. So im like were going to team up against them, i think. Jimmy yeah, exactly. How is john doing by the way . Hes so good. Hes going to be jesus soon, in jesus christ superstar. Jimmy thats right. [ cheers and applause ] yes. So another thing jimmy so another thing that hes gonna like rub in. I know. Jimmy you get into a fight. Hes like, you cant yell at me. Now, hes jesus. Jimmy im jesus. [ laughter ] my gosh. Hes like a hip jesus, though. I saw their fitting and it was so funny. Its like White Balmain jeans, rick owens torn white shirt. Jimmy oh, really . Im like, jesus is hot. [ laughter ] he looks good. Jimmy but he i saw you guys at the grammys the other night. How was that, by the way . Was it fun . It was so much fun. Yeah, it was really fun. And we left a little a early, because sober grammys is a a different type of grammys for me. [ laughter ] all those faces you see, that comes out of drinking, usually. So and i have jayz next to me who has his own wine bottle. Entire bottle at his seat. And it just it was hard to watch. Jimmy yeah, exactly. He just lives it up. Was there anyone that you do geek out any more or freak out . Theres nobody like seeing beyonce in person. Its just so incredible. The aura that comes around her. I mean, she just emits this aura thats spectacular. And on our way out, john was like, we have to Say Something, right . And i took both her hands and i dont do this for anyone. It was very weird. And john is like, what the hell are you doing . And i took her hands and i got down on my knees and i was like, sorry to bother you, my queen. Like, who says that . [ laughter ] jimmy what . It was like, mlady. [ laughter ] like, what do you like who am i . Jimmy yeah, but what were you doing and johns like brofiving with jayz. And im like, oh, my lord. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] so weird. Jimmy i mean, but because i thought you would be like used to seeing everybody. No. Jimmy no. Not her though. No, no, no. And Jerry Seinfeld was right in front of me. Jimmy oh, he has an aura as well. I know. [ laughter ] he has a spectacular aura. Jimmy you have an aura around you. No. Jimmy i feel like we were in the wrong seats, for sure. Jimmy youd be used to it, because john has won, like, ten grammys. Or Something Like that. Yeah, he has ten. He has an oscar, a golden globe. He needs his emmy. So. Jimmy he just needs an emmy. And well, hes playing jesus. I know. Jimmy i mean, yeah. He wrote he wrote all of me for you. Yeah. [ audience aws ] no, guys. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, come on. Everyone does that. And its its just so funny. Because when it got popular, i had been hearing it for almost like a year and a half, or something. So its a nice i like it a a lot. I mean its [ laughter ] but ive heard it for a long time. Jimmy you heard it before they put it out, right . Yes jimmy before it was released. And i swear even, if i go to a show of his tomorrow and he sings it, everyone turns to look and see if ill start crying. And then i have to either pretend. Or just like i dont know what to do any more. Like, im usually like [ laughter ] like what are you supposed to do . Jimmy you know, at this point youre like ive heard this for like eight years now. Im good. Then i look like a i look like a brat if im not emotional about it. Its a good song. I like it. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont think youre youre allowed to not cry. Dude, we get it. Thank you. Jimmy you love each other. Thank you. Jimmy youre all good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, its fine. Jimmy and give him jesus moment. No, no. Thank you. Jimmy yeah. I want to give you your lip sync battle moment. You and ll, i mean thats why the show works. You guys are fantastic. This is why that show works. It was birthed here. Jimmy thats right. The lip sync battle yeah. It became so jimmy no, but you are crushing it. Its such a phenomenon. Its so much fun, honestly. Jimmy on season four now. Season four. Jimmy cant believe that. We have our big live Michael Jackson show. And it just gets bigger and bigger and more international every year. Its pretty crazy. Jimmy are you still having fun with this . I am. Like, i really dont like to know anything. I dont go to rehearsal. I seem like the laziest worker ever. [ light laughter ] i dont like watching too much. I like to be part of the audience. Jimmy yeah, well i love your reaction and going, like yeah, its pretty natural. Jimmy oh, yeah. Its a dream job. I literally just make, like faces all the time. [ laughter ] jimmy no. Every time you Say Something its always clever and funny. Oh, thank you. Jimmy and everyone loves it. Everyone loves you. Its such a surprise every single time. Like, beyonce showing up. Or, i mean, this week we have fifth harmony coming on the show and their fan base is crazy. Jimmy yeah. Crazy. Jimmy they are giant. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy and its a great show. When i tweet something about them its like i get really weird stuff back. [ laughter ] jimmy you got you have to be very careful. Very weird. Yeah. I become mom. Are you dad to anybody . Im mom to everyone. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Im like, youre 24. Im not your mom. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont think anyone has ever called me dad on twitter. Oh, someone call jimmy dad. [ laughter ] jimmy no. No one has ever done that. So interesting. Okay. Jimmy so interesting. Mom, though . Is that a thing . Yeah, like mom and dad. Oh, goals. Relationship goals, mom and dad. Jimmy oh, my gosh. I feel so old, sorry. Jimmy no, please. Are you kidding me . Youre a baby. Oh, god. Jimmy chrissy, we love you. I love you guys. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres ally from fifth harmony performing in thursday nights episode of lip sync battle. Check this out. Dance the night away live your life and stay young on the floor dance the night away grab somebody drink a little more can i get the booty shake again . Yeah yeah, sure. [ cheers and applause ] just for you, chrissy. Just for you. I cant. Jimmy exactly. Just for you. Chrissy teigen [ cheers and applause ] thats my girl. Jimmy i dont know if you have the same same vibe im feeling, but i feel like maybe we could be besties. I absolutely think so. Jimmy you get that vibe . 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Were hanging out with Chrissy Teigen [ cheers and applause ] you can see her on lip sync battle thursday nights on paramount network. Chrissy, weve known each other for a while. Yep. Jimmy and whenever youre here and whenever i see you, i always feel very connected with you. Yes. Jimmy im wondering if we might be best friends. Obviously. Jimmy so i have a game that we can play to prove it. Its time for the best friends challenge. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] best friends challenge oh yeah jimmy all right, now you better not give me a pen and a paper. Jimmy no, but here we go. Get ready for this. Now this is the game works like the newlywed game but for friends. So were gonna take turns reading questions about each other from the best friend box. And well try to write down [ light laughter ] the same answer. No, we didnt plan any of this out. All right, here we go. Right here. I will read the first question. Wait, you this is about me. When you read, its jimmy yeah. Im going to guess about you. If youre my best friend. Okay. Jimmy here we go, ready . Okay. Jimmy oh, this this is about me. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy if jimmy had a a signature candle, what would the candle smell like . Oh. Jimmy be careful now. I know. Jimmy if i had a signature candle, what would the candle smell like . [ light laughter ] um, mine are all inappropriate. Always. I cant do it. Jimmy if i had a signature candle, what would the candle smell like . Im trying to give hints. [ light laughter ] if i had a signature candle, what would the candle i dont think im going to be good at this. Jimmy i think we got i think we got this one. Chrissy, what did you write down . Your daughters . [ laughter ] jimmy thats so cute. Because im always hugging here. Youre always giving them hugs. Jimmy yeah, i am. I do. I love them. I put cotton candy. [ laughter ] i feel like jimmy my daughters smell like cotton candy. Oh, thats perfect. Jimmy we almost got judges . I think we got that one. Jimmy no, they didnt give it. [ ding ] oh. Okay. Jimmy now, theyre being very they were being nice. All right. Everything else was jimmy chrissy, why dont you go first . Everything else was i would get in trouble. Jimmy here we go. That is your card up top. Okay. Jimmy and then, here we go. Because we didnt get that one. But we have more chances to win. Yes, we do in this game. Okay, jimmy. Jimmy yes. If we had a catch phrase, what would it be . [ light laughter ] well remember we used to do this all the time. We would go [ laughter ] jimmy together we would go [ light laughter ] together me and you, we always had a catchphrase and we would go yes. Okay. I feel good about this. Jimmy yeah, me too. I feel good about it. Here we go. My answer is booyah chrissy, your answer is booyah [ cheers and applause ] yes yes jimmy how did we get that . Yes. I have no idea. Jimmy Booyah Booyah jimmy booyah. [ laughter ] i got excited. Jimmy oh, i got excited. That was really good. I felt the vibes with that one. Babys going. Okay. Jimmy babys kicking on that one. Babys going. Jimmy booyah. It was awesome. Okay. Jimmy here you go. I will read the next question. Im getting warmed up. Okay. Jimmy here we go. Yeah, were getting warmed up. We are bffs, all right. What is chrissys favorite swear word . [ laughter ] its a family show. Can i really write it . Jimmy chrissys favorite swear word. I dont know, man. I feel jimmy i know, i feel right . I feel jimmy i know you feel it. I feel like i should no. Jimmy dont. Are you feeling it or i feel like i shouldnt write it. Jimmy just dont feel. [ laughter ] all right, what did you write . Oh no, youre still writing. [ laughter ] i dont know. Okay. Me, i show now . Jimmy yes. [ drum roll ] all right, just [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is a record. Its a record. Ive never gotten wow. Jimmy this is fantastic. We cant show that, can we . Jimmy we are no. We can show half of it maybe. [ laughter ] okay. Okay. Jimmy but its all good. Its all good. We are on the same vibe. We can do it again. Jimmy this is the last one. Okay. Jimmy i think already we won, but this is great. We have one more for you. Okay. Jimmy your turn to read. And here we go. But im very excited about this. I think were bffs. [ laughter ] okay, jimmy. If we were throwing a Costume Party what would the theme be . [ scattered cheers ] [ light laughter ] like a like a [ laughter ] jimmy but you cant no. But you gave me a little now johns gonna kill me now. Im no. Jimmy here we go. Wait all right. Maybe should i give mine first . Yeah. [ drum roll ] wait. Should you . Jimmy i dont know. I dont know if i should now. I want to kind of change it. At the same time . Jimmy lets go at the same time. I said [ drum roll ] i dont know why i said this. I dont know why i said this either. I dont even know why. Jimmy i dont even why i said this. Me neither. Jimmy all right, i said eyes wide shut. 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Performing leave it in my dreams, off their upcoming album, virtue, give it up for the voidz [ cheers and applause ] fallin fallin fallin fallin im your man guess ive been taking a lot from you oh searching so long for the truth oh you hoped that girl would chase you out the door as you think its already too late searching for meaning in a combination of notes dont overthink it dont overthink it tried to wake so early get up in the morning it just hurts while i think of all those Little Things that you and i can do and now ive taken too many hits oh im breaking off with all that stuff anybody else want some thats no good reason i broke up with edison ive had enough oh shy fast times in the park dont over think it sorry to wake so early i get up in the morning it just hurts i dont wanna hear what i cant mime anywhere with you could change my mind somebodys taking much too long somebodys taking much too long dont call me stupid dont call me stupid its my life and i cant delete it is that the life i lead all these surreal things and sudden decisions just wanna waste my time with you and i will leave it oh in my dreams oh never let it bother me its not my style i know you want it i know you want it somebodys taking much too long somebodys taking much too long dont call me stupid dont call me stupid [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is how you do it, brother. That is how do you it, thank you, brother thank you, oh, my goodness, i love it. The voidz the voidz [ cheers and applause ] virtue is out march 30th. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] hello, aloe. Kelp is on the way with herbal essences we said no, no, no to this stuff. And yes, yes, yes to bio renew. Made with active antioxidants that work from the inside out. To help animate lifeless hair, and bring it back to life. Find aahs and oos in every fresh bottle of herbal essences bio renew. Let life in. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Michael Strahan, Chrissy Teigen, the voidz once again, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight glenn howerton. From the chi, actor and musician, common. Author chloe benjamin. Featuring the 8g band with nikki glaspie. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everyone. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump this evening delivered his final state of the Union Address. [ cheers and applause ] President Trumps state of the Union Address was available to
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