And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is a hot crowd that is a hot, hot crowd right there. [ cheers and applause ] welcome oh, i love you. I love you welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here you made it thank you for being here. Well, heres what heres what people are talking about. I read that a democratic congressman is introducing a a bill that would force president ial candidates to take a Mental Health exam. [ cheers ] it is called the too little, too late act. [ laughter and applause ] and its im a stable genius. Im einstein. Okay, very good. So listen to this. It came out that the fbi might have had an informant inside the trump campaign. It was someone who wouldnt draw much attention from trump, which narrows it down to don junior and eric. So, i mean, its one of those guys. [ laughter and applause ] also, i read that trump will be visiting san diego this month to look at prototypes for the border wall. [ laughter ] he says he really wants to test how strong the walls are, so he told his staff to invite the koolaid man to come too. [ laughter and applause ] oh yeah steve come on, baby. Jimmy lot of people noticed that during his immigration meeting i thought you were going to be like, oh, yeah steve oh, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. A lot of people noticed that during his immigration meeting yesterday, trump was acting pretty engaged and interested the whole time. [ laughter ] kind of surprising. But i think i know how they got him to sit still and focus. All right, take a look at this. Do you have a president whos unruly . No, get those lights off off are his arm movements a a danger to those around him . [ growling ] then weve got a solution. The straitjacket suit for president s. It looks just like a regular suit. No one has to know. Just look at how hes able to hold a conversation. Hell finally listen when you talk. The straitjacket suit for president s. I really think this sells itself. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is a pretty big story. Steve bannon is leaving breitbart but he said that he said that hes proud of what theyve accomplished in the short period of time. For example, in just a few months, they managed to fire stevbannon. [ applause ] thats a pretty big achievement, not easy. In the meantime, fox news released a statement saying they will not be hiring bannon. Even worse, so did uber. Teve r . Jimmy no, cant do it. [ applause ] cant do it. Check this out. Arnold schwarzenegger said that hes forming a coalition of moderate republicans. Either that or he said they put some lotion on llama butts and pelicans. I couldnt i couldnt understand what he was saying. [ applause ] im putting the lotion on the llama butts and pelicans. Llama butts . I dont know what hes saying. Steve get to the chopper jimmy betty white just did an interview where she said the secret to long life is drinking vodka and eating hot dogs. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy so, finally, some good news for steve bannon. Did you hear that . [ applause ] you guys hear about this . Theres a cell phone video of Harvey Weinstein being slapped at a restaurant in arizona. Already that clip is the favorite to win best picture at the oscars. Steve really . [ applause ] jimmy yeah, its their favorite. Now, with the cold front that we had, people everywhere have been dealing with snow and ice, but im not sure anyone had it worse than this guy in virginia. Here he is leaving for work. Check this out. Oh sorry. Oh sorry. Oh i got it, i got it. Oh, boy oh, boy hey ow [ applause ] jimmy and the judges say, 9. 2, 9. 3, and a 7. 8 from the russian judge. Always a tough judge. After taping for another ten minutes, his wife eventually went out to see if he was okay. [ laughter and applause ] what . I thought it was funny you were sliding down the street what do you [ laughter ] oh, yeah. Uh uh uh uh oh [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, yeah whoa jimmy the Consumer Electronics show is going on right now in vegas, and dell has showed off a glass laptop. As in, oh no, the tsa screener just dropped my glass laptop. Its going to break in two seconds. [ applause ] finally, prince harrys fiancee Meghan Markle just deleted her twitter account because you cant have one when you marry someone in the royal family. People were like, can one of them marry trump . [ applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes we have got a fun show tonight. She is the greatest. Steve the best jimmy i just love her so much. She just won a golden globe award for her performance in the hit film lady bird. Our pal Saoirse Ronan is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] a delight jimmy just love her. Plus hes the star one of the most acclaimed movies of the year, call me by your name. Timothee chalamet is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is fantastic as well. Steve great jimmy he was also in lady bird. Steve yeah. Jimmy hes a talented guy. Saoirse and i are facing off against timothee and tarik in catchphrase. Tarik get ready to die, tell god i said hi. [ laughter ] jimmy also, debuting her song tonight, a television debut, our Pal Camila Cabello is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] Camila Cabello steve yeah jimmy camila is the name of the album. Steve oh. Jimmy we love her, man. This is it. This is her debut solo album. Its going to be fun, she always goes for it. Last time she did havana oo na na and the performance was unbelievable. Tonights going to top that one. Its unbelievable. She brings it. Camila we love her. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy oh, guys, its time for bad signs. Here we go. This is fun. Bad signs [ cheers and applause ] steve bad signs was filmed before a live studio audience. Jimmy now these are real pictures of funny signs that you guys saw in a store or weird signs that you saw while driving around. You took a photo of it, sent it to us. Again, these are 100 real. Bad signs. This first one was sent in by steve payone in new gloucester, maine. He spotted it in the home depot. Steve oh. Jimmy i love home depot. Yeah, check this out, this sign here. This is ask an associate for a demonstration. [ applause ] steve what . Jimmy or not. Steve or not. Im not. Yeah, i cant. Jimmy that wasnt your first choice at home depot . Steve no, no. It was my number two choice. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy all right. This next sign was sent in by Corrina Austin in st. Thomas, canada. She saw it while driving. Mapleton taxidermy and cheese store. Well, i was in the mood for cheese. Steve im stuffed. Jimmy taxidermy and cheese. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy next sign was sent in by dave coen in mount airy, maryland. He was shopping in walmart. And saw this. Ladies intimates. [ laughter ] what lady wouldnt want to wear a poop emoji or a minion costume to bed . Steve yeah. Jimmy thats very intimate. Steve very intimate. Jimmy yeah. Next sign was sent in by Steve Carmichael in presque isle, maine. He was driving down the street and spotted this. Matt amnott won a free ice water. Well [ laughter and applause ] some guys have all the luck some guys have all the i got a free ice water here, man steve am not jimmy this next sign was sent in by annie bates in beaverton, oregon. Someone was selling some food at a park. See what they had for sale there. Carne asada chicken, and barbie cute pork. Steve oh. Jimmy barbie steve barbie cute jimmy barbie cute pork. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy you know what else they have there . Steve whats that . Jimmy they had ken doll buns. Steve really . Jimmy you know why . Because hes got no sausage. All right, here we go. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy next one steve thats smooth. Thats smooth. Jimmy thats smooth, man. [ laughter ] steve hey, hey whoa jimmy that was smooth, man that ken doll joke you did was smooth. Steve hey, jimmy jimmy whats up, man . Steve that ken doll joke, man jimmy whats up . About him having no johnson love it [ light laughter ] jimmy you want me to do it again . Steve yeah, could you do it again, man . Im just going to jimmy no way, man, the shows not long enough. Theres no way i can do it again. Theres no way im doing it steve come on, people [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no way i aint doing it, man. No way steve come on, man. Jimmy you cant make me. Steve give it a shot, man. Im gonna park my golf cart right here and watch. Jimmy you know what else they had . [ drum roll ] ken doll buns. Because hes got no sausage. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, snap ken doll buns steve ken doll. Jimmy next one this next bad sign were doing bad signs. Steve thats what were doing . Okay. Jimmy next one was sent in by Chuck Broadbent in bradley beach, new jersey. Steve oh. Jimmy he saw it in a store window here. Lets zoom into this one, please. No smoking or vomiting in the doorway. [ laughter and applause ] how how would you have to put that sign up . Clearly steve some stuff has happened. Jimmy something went down. Steve awe, man. Jimmy come on, man. I have to put up a sign now in my window . Steve theres no sign that says i cant do it jimmy hold on a second, honey. Ill be right there. I just got to stop by johnsons over there. Hold up here. [ laughter ] that was fantastic. [ light laughter ] next one was sent in by Alfred Candelaria in albuquerque, new mexico. Its a special offer he spotted on a house for sale. Steve oh, great jimmy you can buy this house. It says, free 500 in tacos when you buy this home. [ cheers and applause ] really . Steve thats a lot of tacos. Jimmy thats the best reason to buy a house. Steve why do you have 500 in tacos . Jimmy theres no way im buying this piece of garbage. Steve i tell you what, ill give you 500 bucks in tacos. Jimmy you got a deal, man. I love you. [ laughter ] steve theyre made of ken sausage. Jimmy whats that . This next one was sent in by Edward Calvert in barnegat, new jersey. Steve oh. Jimmy he saw while touring a new dam in china. Steve dam. [ light laughter ] jimmy and heres the sign he saw. It says, no nothing. Thats it no nothing steve no nothing out jimmy stop it steve just eat dam. Jimmy guys, were down to our last sign. Steve aww. [ audience aws ] jimmy last sign was sent in by kathy roman in naples, florida. She was out for a walk and came across this. Zoom in. Sidewalk ends. Oh, really . It should just say, no nothing it should just say, no nothing [ cheers and applause ] thats all the time we have for bad signs. 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Including copays as low as zero dollars. Switching is easy, call 1833cvsmedd and transfer today to cvs pharmacy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show. Tariq and i are about to play a a game of catchphrase. My partner just won a golden globe for her performance in lady bird. Please welcome Saoirse Ronan [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, youre feeling strong . Yeah. Jimmy look lets see the confidence. See the confidence. Jimmy see the confidence . Shes confident and she knows it. Shes a winner. Tariqs partner is an incredibly talented actor who stars in call me by your name. Give it up for Timothee Chalamet, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for coming back. All right, party. Lets do this. [ talking over each other ] yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever, whatever, whatever. Yes, we are. All right, all right, all right. Jimmy all right, guys, enough small talk, heres how it works. Timothee, youre going to start the game by pressing start on this buzzer and drawing a clue from the top of the pile right there. You have to get your teammate to guess the clue as quickly as possible, then hand the buzzer off to the person on your right. Fantastic. Jimmy all right, you can make any physical gestures and say whatever you want, but you cant say any actual word in the actual clue. Okay, if youre holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that roun we play three rounds. Lets take our positions. Oh, my god. Jimmy come on, saoirse, you can do it. Youre over there, saoirse. That is totally thats your so, you can act things out as well, right . Jimmy yeah, you can totally do stuff, yeah. You just cant say the word in clear. Jimmy yeah, exactly, were good. Okay, were fine. Jimmy all right, all right. Shall we . Jimmy yes, we shall. Im really nervous. Jimmy okay, no, come on. We got this, we got this. [ talking over each other ] im starting it, im starting it. Okay, five, four, three, two, here we go. Okay. So, this is sort of like glasses except its one of them. A monocle. Yes. Jimmy wow, that was great. [ beeping ] oh, okay, this is something that you do when youre really disappointed in someone. You get your hand and you put it up against your head jimmy and you oh, oh, whoa, good grief. And you do jimmy oh, good grief. You do that. Jimmy you if you slap your forehead. You slap your forehead. You go you go is this is this a word . No, look at this. Jimmy yeah, thats your face. Yep. Hand face. No. Jimmy you put palm face. No. Jimmy palm on your face . No, other way. Jimmy face on your palm. Face palm yes [ cheers ] when youre in trouble with your wife, youre in the dog house. Yes. [ audience oohs ] jimmy you get a car, and get you car, im going to run for president. Oprah jimmy yes [ cheers ] i get it . [ increased beeping ] is it still going . Oh, my god oh its a youre intelligent and a butt. Intelligent butt. [ buzzer ] stop [ applause ] jimmy oh, very nice, very nice, very nice. Intelligent butt. Very good for you. That was really difficult. Jimmy timothee very well we won that one. Thats great we did win that one. Jimmy yeah, look, thats how confident we are. We don even get excited. See us irish people dont even get excited about it. No, were very humble, very humble people. Jimmy were very humble people and we dont care. We want everyone to win. Jimmy, jimmy. Stop with the accent. Jimmy okay, got you. [ laughter ] okay. Oh, my god, i could never do that. Jimmy timothee, you you start. [ talking over each other ] okay, here we go. And okay, wait oh, god, you hit it. Go, go, go okya, all right. A a smelly stink eye. Pink eye. Yes, stink eye. Okay. Dont give me that one. Give me this. Okay. Not long trousers. Jimmy shorts. Yeah, and theyre really jimmy short shorts. Yes. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] i mean, its not that i know that you dont wear that. Its a movie and its what lights do. What do lights do . Uh flash. Stars stars wars. Uh star trek. Two words, and its what lights and stars do. Um flashing lights. No, no, no. Flash eyed, star eye give me, give me okay, okay. What does light do . [ beeping ] black lights also do this. I star i dont know what it what could it possibly be . Flashlights do this [ talking over each other ] [ buzzer ] jimmy oh, Christmas Christmas lights exactly. Jimmy Christmas LightsChristmas Lights what was it . Jimmy i have no idea what hes talking about, man. It was the shining. Oh, the shining. Theres no way he was ever going to [ talking over each other ] jimmy we we got the lead there. I got a bit excited, but we got to if we win this, we win it all. Yeah, this round is worth 10,000 points. No. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] jimmy no, no, no. Like flashlight no, no, Christmas Lights im going to kill you. No way he was ever going to get that. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Come on, man jimmy all right here we go. Get your head in the game. Jimmy first of all, check it out. Watch this, watch this, ready . [ beeping ] [ laughter ] jimmy all right, ready. All right, here we go. Here we go okay. Jimmy all right. Yeah. I think its going to be like an ape. Jimmy its under the sea. Little mermaids. Crab, lobster. Jimmy yeah, stop. Yeah, thats it. Crabs . Jimmy and then crab walk . Jimmy yes, very good. Thats it. [ cheers ] [ beeping ] uh shaking madness. [ laughter ] i im sorry. Im sorry. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Its like another word for shaking. Shivering. Shivering mad shivering no. Scrambled eggs. No. [ laughter ] like when you make some when you make something to eat. Oh, yeah, yeah. [ increased beeping ] blend, blending. Blended family. Blended crazy. Man, why cant i pass . Oh, no. When you go absolutely bat [ bleep ]. [ audience oohs ] no, god damn it. Crazy thats the second part. [ talking over each other ] you got it yes, we got it. 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From neutrogena the guy who switched to sprint. They Just Announced that their unlimited plan now comes with hulu. I get unlimited access to the shows everyone is talking about. Thats tv that works for me. vo unlimited now with hulu. For people with hearing loss, 4 lines for 25 per month and the 5th line free. Visit sprintrelay. Com [click] [silence] [click] why is the screen empty . thank you espresso blonde starbucks ,000 deaths in america last year. We need to stand up and say enough. The only way this problem is going to be solved is if we raise our voices. Choose help over helplessness, hope over hopelessness. Make sure that the lives weve lost will not have been lost in vain. Addiction is a disease. When you ask for help, help is there for you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by a twotime Academy Award nominated and recent golden globe Award Winning actor. You know her from great movies like brooklyn and of course the current hit, lady bird. Please welcome back to our show Saoirse Ronan, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love you. We love you. Stop. No, dont stop, dont stop, dont stop. Jimmy stop it, stop it. No, stop. Pal thank you for coming back. And yeah, they love you, pal. I mean, come on. Aw jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thanks. I love i love being on the show. Jimmy congrats on the Golden Globes. I want to talk about everything. Congrats on lady bird. First of all, hows your mom doing . Hows everything back in ireland . Shes great. Jimmy okay, good. Shes not here right now because shes looking after fran. Jimmy she got a new puppy, right . She got a new puppy called fran. And we got her a beddy. We actually got her while i was in lady bird, so shes about a year and a half old now. And like, it got jimmy what kind of dog . Shes we think shes a a westie terrier mixed with maybe a golden retriever, and i dont know how that works. Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] sure. At the time. So then but i think, like, if i was a dog, i would look like fran. Shes blond, and shes a bit madlooking, and shes got wiry hair, and she needs a shes got bangs right now, and she cant see, so i keep telling mom to take her to the groomers because, like, she cant see anything, and she wont get her haircut. So, fran has become the priority for mom right now for sure. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, she is . Yes. Jimmy but what like, she she passed up on the Golden Globes to look after fran. [ laughter ] jimmy and so thats the reason why you think your mom did not come to the Golden Globes, to take care of fran . She loves fran. No. Well, i mean, mom did say to me before we went to the Golden Globes, she said, you know, win, lose, or draw, i want to be in the room with you when they call out your name. Because she was with me a a couple years ago when we went for brooklyn. Jimmy oh, my gosh. And i know. Jimmy i know that you but my mate came with me this time, my friend eileen came with me, so she was my my date. Jimmy will it make you too emotional if moms there . It probably would have actually. Jimmy really . Because it wasnt until i got off stage and i saw mom on facetime and she was like she was bawling her eyes out cause she was so tired. Its about 3 00 a. M. In ireland. [ audience aws ] so she was so tired. Jimmy yeah. And she had just been, like, tossing back the tea to stay awake [ laughter ] for, like, hours and hours and then she was really emotional. Jimmy no, i love that because yeah. Jimmy that was a cool moment. You actually got on stage and did Eileen Facetime your mom, no . No, it was our other friend, barry, who was in the room. Jimmy facetime you facetimed your mom, it was 3 00 in the morning and youre like and then were you looking at her when they were announcing the nominees and stuff . No, barry was behind me, and he had the phone, and so i just saw his iphone pointed at the stage and as soon as i saw that, i went, oh my god, shes here. [ laughter ] and jimmy so she did make it. I want to show everyone a clip. She did. Jimmy heres saoirse at the Golden Globes. Check this out. My moms on facetime over there on someones phone right now so hi. I have no time at all to say thank you but [ laughter and applause ] they give no time. [ applause ] jimmy you didnt even make it to the stage. I looked at the screen that they had, and it was like 45 seconds and counting, yeah. Jimmy blinking, blinking, blinking. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy can you tell the story about when you took your mom to go see lady bird . Yeah. Jimmy i think its so fun. Yeah. So, lady birds done quite well. Jimmy yeah. Absolutely. And were very proud of it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Its done very well. And before christmas, when it had just come out, you know, it was like breaking all these records and all the, you know, showings in the cinema were sold out. Jimmy yeah. It was packed houses. Everyone was going to see it. It was brilliant. So mom comes over to l. A. And im like, right, mom, were going to go see lady bird. now, its a bit of a success, this film. [ light laughter ] its a big success. So the cinemas probably going to be jam packed. Jimmy yeah. So just letting you know, we should probably just keep our heads down when were because we wanted to go see it in the cinema with an audience. So lets just keep our heads down when we go in, because you know jimmy you duck in. Its going to be packed in there, right . So we go in, and im getting ready to sort of, like, be incognito and stuff. We go in and theres literally six people in the cinema. [ laughter ] theres nobody in the cinema. And then we sat down and i was like, its probably going to fill up in a minute and fill up in a minute. [ laughter ] nobody else comes in. And then, like, for the first ten minutes, there was a girl right in front of us, and she was just texting on her phone. [ laughter ] the whole time jimmy hey, im in this she was texting her friend who was late to come and see lady bird. [ laughter ] jimmy that was even the double whammy. Thats even worse. Jimmy yeah. Whatd your mom say . Is she like, hey . She loved it. Jimmy yeah. She absolutely loved it, yeah. Jimmy she did, yeah. She did. Jimmy you did such a great job. Thanks. Jimmy we had greta gerwig, the writer director on the show yesterday. Yeah. Jimmy and just had the best things to say about you. It looked like you guys were just having so much fun. Theres beanie. Beanie. Jimmy beanie feldstein. Oh, shes the best. Jimmy she really is awesome and yeah. Jimmy and Timothee Chalamet whos on the show tonight for his other movie our rival. Jimmy his rival movie, yeah. No, our catchphrase is rival. Jimmy oh, sorry. [ laughter ] i thought you meant hes in a a rival movie. Im like, yeah that, too. [ laughter ] jimmy do not go see his movie our enemy. Jimmy until he comes out and then well just talk about how great he was in his movie role. No, hes hes were very, very, very proud of him. Hes amazing. And, you know, i watched call me by your name over the christmas break. Jimmy yeah. He was fantastic. And hes just magic. Hes absolutely magic. Jimmy hes like a different actor in both movies. I know jimmy i mean, this is what actors do, i guess. Because i mean, yeah. [ laughter ] thats what actors do. Jimmy thats what good actors do, yeah. Its weird, its like youre one person in one film, and another person in another film. [ laughter ] whats that all about . Jimmy what was that all about . Yeah. What was that all about . Jimmy i just i know everyone probably says it to you, and they do probably, but how you just mastered an american accent and just nailed it and for a second, i dont even realize its you. And this thing is that this this young girl with a its like im a different person. Jimmy its like youre a a different person. Yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] the magic of acting whoa. Jimmy yes, exactly. People that havent seen it, tell people kind of what it is. Yeah, i mean, its a film set in sacramento in 2002. And its about this girl who calls herself lady bird, and its really its its about her just figuring herself out, basically. And its the year before she graduates from high school, and we all know that everything changes for everyone in your life around that time. Jimmy oh, yeah. So, its just its really just about all these little individual moments in someones life. Jimmy and its a great story with your mom and all that stuff. The plot is fantastic. Yeah. The relationship between them is kind of the heart of the story. Jimmy but heres a clip we have. Its Saoirse Ronan and Timothee Chalamet in Greta Gerwigs film lady bird. Check this out. Hey. I like your band. With jonah ruiz. Lenfance nue. Lenfance nue. Well, i saw your thanksgiving show. My names lady bird. Its weird you shake hands. Yeah. Im friends with jenna and shes always talking about how great your band is, so i wanted to check it out. Yeah, jennas hella tight. Yeah. Maybe ill see you at the deuce or something, huh . Sure, see you at the deuce. Hey, im not paying you to flirt. I wasnt flirting. I wish you had been. Jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to golden globe winner, Saoirse Ronan [ cheers and applause ] go see lady bird in theaters now Timothee Chalamet joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] dad promised he would teach me how to surf on our trip. 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We dont have a juicer the allnew volkswagen tiguan. It fits the everything you need, and everything you dont. From far away. But they honly see his wrinkles. Hes gotta play it cool to seal the deal. Better find a way to smooth things over. If only harry used some. Bounce, to dry. Yeah he would be a less wrinkly, and winning at life. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is winning numerous awards for his breakthrough performance in the movie call me by your name, which is currently playing in select theaters. Everyone please welcome the very talented Timothee Chalamet, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go. Look at that [ cheers and applause ] thank you, very much, dude. Jimmy why not, why not . Thats so nice of you to give them a little dab. Like man. [ light laughter ] jimmy that was so generous of you. Thank you for having me back here, man. Jimmy what do you mean . I love you. I couldnt look you in the face last time. Jimmy well, this the first late night i ever did was here, and i was staring at my feet the entire time. It is so surreal to come out here and theres like its, like, its like have a a normal conversation, except theres like 100 people right here watching. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, thats great, yes. Yes, its millions of people actually, but anyways no big deal. Oh, my god. [ laughter ] jimmy its all good. All right. Jimmy i since youve been here, man, oh man, youve just been sweeping it up, buddy. Were so proud of you. I love you, man. You got the thank you, man. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy golden globe. Youre in lady bird. That won. Youre on stage. How did that feel . Was it crazy . That was crazy. Yeah, being on stage. Like a lot of these things its so weird. I look out in the room and its all actors and directors ive admired for a long time, and then sometimes like, my mouth is moving and im like, oh my theyre listening to me right now. Jimmy yeah. This is totally surreal. This is so strange. Jimmy doesnt make sense, right . Im talking to jimmy fallon right now, so. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, please. The people in your category, right . Gary oldman, who won. Hes gary oldman. Denzel washington. Daniel daylewis and tom hanks and you. Yeah. And little old me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes, thats the best and you know whats crazy, is like jimmy thats the best that category is so insane. I was just honored to be there, truly, truly. Jimmy yeah. And then as soon as somebody else is as soon as somebody else wins, you kind of go, wait, i wanted to win. [ laughter ] and and its like all legends, right . Im just happy to be there. Jimmy i mean, its legends and yet, for like a minute, youre like, hey actually, wait a sec, man. Jimmy yeah. But anyway, no, its all good. Jimmy but you went with your sister, yeah . Went with my sister, yes. Jimmy thats cool. That would be a fun time, right . No, it was great. Yeah, i mean, i heard the globes were like a party, like people actually have a good time there so if i went with my mom all love to mom. [ laughter ] shes probably definitely watching this but jimmy yeah, all love to mom. But you went with your sister, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy and did she have a a good time . Yeah, she had a great time. We got to talk to Angelina Jolie and talk to Jennifer Aniston right after, and i was like, oh, my god [ laughter ] which side are we on . [ laughter and applause ] hey, man, look. Im not, like like, hob im not like hobnobbing with famous people. Its like what the is going on, right now . Jimmy no, dont say it i didnt say it, i didnt say it. [ laughter ] jimmy i know, you didnt even say it. You didnt have to say it. Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, okay. Jimmy i love that youre enjoying yourself and having fun at these events. Im loving it. Like, im loving it. I would i feel like im living a form of the dream, so. Jimmy last time, we took you youve been doing all these press events for the movie, and youre just kind of getting used to these events. And you did a q and a you know what im talking about . Oh, dude, it was devastating, man. Jimmy oh come on. That was devastating. Jimmy no, no, no. You have to laugh at this, man. No, its tough, man. Look, like jimmy just explain what happened cause its youre the best. All right, i was at the new york film festival, you know, this is my hometown. I was so happy to be here. And theres a q and a after the movie. Its well received and im sitting in the chair for the q and a, and then a Gravitational Force comes out of nowhere and knocks me out of the chair, and i fall back and jimmy thats not what happened at all. Thats i i dont know jimmy you dude, i dont know how else to describe it. Like i felt jimmy you were sitting in the chair. And i think you were like leaning back, like, rocking [ light laughter ] and then you just went, like yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy just like but, i will say dude, let me let me say, there is a girl in the audience that i was, like, super psyched for her. So, i didnt say it to you before, i didnt say this to anybody. There was a girl in the audience that night, i was super psyched was there. And then that happened. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] so i was like jimmy well, hopefully shes not watching tonight, because i have a clip of that exact q and a. What . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, here we go. Check this out. [ laughter ] whoa [ audience ohs ] jimmy oh, yes [ cheers and applause ] nice recovery. Nice recovery. Jimmy nice recovery dude, its all about the recovery. Jimmy its all about the recovery. So, lets say i was sitting in this chair right now. And id be like whoa [ light laughter ] jimmy no, its all about the recovery. Yeah jimmy yes, when you get up. [ cheers and applause ] call me by your name, we talked about that film last time you were here. It is just fantastic. Its on everyones top lists. You armie hammer. Were, like did you meet before or did you audition together . Or you just nope, we met we met there. It was the random luck of the universe. Jimmy in italy . In italy. In northern italy, yes. No complaints. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Its a gorgeous place. Oh, my gosh. Awesome. Jimmy beautiful. I want to vacation there, yeah. You should. Jimmy i would never. But it sounds great. [ light laughter ] but you so just met him there and you go, okay, hey dude, were going to have to really get to know each other. Yeah, that was exactly it. I mean, yeah, we had one rehearsal that was like a nice ice breaker and, you know, i dont have to tell the whole story but, you know [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, youll see. Yeah, you know jimmy yeah, okay. Thats my brother now. Thats like really, like, we had the natural board review awards last night. And then i was like, hes in bed with his wife last night im his hotel room, and i dont know what gave me like free license to like i was like, im going to get in there with you guys you know. [ laughter ] jimmy why not . Those guys are like theyre like family now. I swear to god. Jimmy by the way, who plays your dad again . Michael stuhlbarg. And this this man is like, the one of the greatest actors working today, and you know, he doesnt make you know, this guys a genius. Jimmy yeah. Hes a genius. Jimmy no, i you two together, that last five minutes of the movie. Im telling you guys, you just go, whew, like, whoa, that was like two pros, like, going for it. It was just it was just knockout, buddy. You were just hey dude, thank you for highlighting this movie on your show, man. Seriously, like this is you gave me a weird look when i said that. But seriously [ light laughter ] like, this is a small movie, you know . There was no design that wed get to be promoting on things like this. And its important, man. This is a love story that people need to see. We live in a weird world right now. This is an unabashedly, uncynical yeah, yeah im like pitching this movie. I dont know what im doing. [ light laughter ] but like, seriously, this is a a great movie, and, like, its important to be seen. So, for any and all that want to see it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its good. Good. You did a great job. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres Timothee Chalamet and armie hammer in call me by your name. I like the way you say things. I dont know why youre always putting yourself down, though. So you wont, i guess. Are you really that afraid of what i think . Makes things very difficult for us. [ splashing ] jimmy Timothee Chalamet, everybody [ cheers and applause ] call me by your name is now playing in select theaters. Well be right back with a a performance from Camila Cabello [ cheers and applause ] i am, um, very sorry. And were gonna get the phone his phone, uh out of you. 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[ cheers and applause ] something mustve gone wrong in my brain got your chemicals all in my veins feeling all the highs feeling all the pain let go on the wheel its the bullet lane now im seeing red not thinking straight blurring all the lines you intoxicate me just like nicotine heroin morphine suddenly im a fiend and youre all i need all i need yeah youre all i need its you babe and im a sucker for the way that you move babe and i could try to run but it would be useless youre to blame just one hit of you i knew ill never be the same its you babe and im a sucker for the way that you move babe and i could try to run but it would be useless youre to blame just one hit of you i knew ill never ever ever be the same ill never be the same ill never be the same ill never be the same sneaking in l. A. When the lights are low off of one touch i could overdose you said stop playing it safe girl i wanna see you lose control just like nicotine heroin morphine suddenly im a fiend and youre all i need all i need youre all i need darling yeah yeah its you babe and im a sucker for the way that you move babe and i could try to run but it would be useless youre to blame just one hit of you i knew ill never be the same its you babe and im a sucker for the way that you move babe and i could try to run but it would be useless youre to blame just one hit of you i knew ill never ever ever be the same ill never be the same ill never be the same ill never be the same youre in my blood youre in my veins youre in my head youre in my blood youre in my veins youre in my head im saying its you babe and im a sucker for the way that you move babe and i could try to run but it would be useless youre to blame youre to blame just one hit of you i knew ill never be the same ill never be the its you babe and im a sucker for the way that you move babe and i could try to run but it would be useless youre to blame just one hit of you i knew ill never ever ever ever be the same [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh [ laughter ] yo Camila Cabello [ cheers and applause ] camila is out this friday. 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In that case, lets get to the news. A fox news legal analyst said monday that President Trump should, quote, never, never, never agree to an interview with robert mueller, and sees the meeting as a trap. And i think he might be right. [ laughter ]