And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 794 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. I love you [ cheers and applause ] i love you i feel the love. I give it right back to you guys. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. The tonight show, baby. [ cheers and applause ] well, heres what people talking about. President trump had a very good day. Hes very proud. Republicans finally passed his tax bill, which means trumps about to sign his first major piece of legislation. Yep, his chest was puffed out so far his tie was actually at normal length. [ laughter and applause ] wow, thats at my waist. Amazing. Look down there i can hold water i can drink water with one hand. I dont feel like tweeting, im a new man. [ light laughter ] trump was very happy. He said, we are now pouring rocket fuel into the engine of our economy. If youve ever poured rocket fuel into a regular engine, you know, it ruins the engine, but still [ laughter and applause ] theres been a lot of criticism. I read that only 24 of americans think the gop tax plan is good. To put that in perspective, the spice girls movie got a 29 on rotten tomatoes. [ laughter and applause ] i loved it. Steve i loved it. Jimmy House Minority leader nancy pelosi said that the tax plan is an all out looting of america and a whole sale robbery of the middle class. Which incidentally is also the slogan for whole foods. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] its organic applesauce steve 17 . Jimmy it knows three languages. [ laughter ] id pay 30 bucks for that. University of pennsylvania, which is trumps alma mater, says the tax bill will add 2. 2 trillion to the national debt. Trump was like, come on, are you really going to believe a a school that let me graduate . Give me a break, come on. [ laughter and applause ] now all of a sudden and people are still talking about this pentagon ufo program. And Sarah Huckabee sanders said that shed have to check with the president to see if he believes in ufos. [ light laughter ] but she go her answer when she saw trump wearing a tinfoil hat that said make earth great again. [ laughter and applause ] take me to your leader. Walle. Walle. [ light laughter ] check this out. Google says that some of the years most popular how to searches were how to make Solar Eclipse glasses and how to buy bitcoin. They also released a least popular how to searches. These are things that basically no one searched for all year. Theyre pretty interesting. Ill show you what i mean. For example, only three people searched for how to find out if papa john is single. [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy only three people. Steve three people. Jimmy only two people searched for how to watch longer ads before youtube videos. [ laughter ] steve oh, wow. [ applause ] jimmy people want to see more before their video. Steve yeah, i want the ad to be longer jimmy and finally, only one person searched for how to extend my uber ride so my driver can finish his life story. [ laughter and applause ] no, keep talking, i want to hear more. You guys, were just five days away from christmas. Thats right, yeah, you can [ cheers and applause ] five days away. But did you see this . Romes official Christmas Tree is being mocked because it lost a lot of its needles. Did you see this photo . This is real. This is from rome. Take a look. Oh, boy, yeah. [ audience aws ] yeah. Even Charlie Brown was like, what the hell is that . [ laughter and applause ] its christmas. And finally i saw that theres now a norad Santa Tracker app, so you can watch santa travel all over the world on your phone. Sounds like a great idea until mrs. Claus sees santas been at the same house for over an hour, but [ laughter and applause ] we were just talking we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a great show tonight he stars in the new film downsizing. Christoph waltz is here tonight, guys. [ cheers and applause ] steve i love him jimmy hes good. Steve i love Christoph Waltz. Jimmy i like that guy. Plus, shes having a great year. From the new movie lady bird and broadways hello dolly, beanie feldstein is joining us tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy beanie steve beanie jimmy also stopping by tonight, her song bodak yellow is the biggest song of the year. And shes got a new single coming out friday. Were talking to cardi b, ladies and gentlemen, tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and as always we have great music. But man, oh, man, i love this performer. She is fantastic. We have erykah badu on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy erykah badu, we love her. Guys, we have exactly three shows left before we go on christmas break, which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. Here we go. 12 days of christmas sweaters three days left [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats right, every show between now and christmas, well be giving one lucky audience member a hamburger of a christmas sweater [ laughter ] from the countdown to christmas cabinet. Now since there are three shows left [ light laughter ] lets open door number three. [ drum roll ] wow. [ cheers and applause ] ham ham burger that is a great sweater. Look at that, oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Thats a lot of fun. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ham hamburger [ cheers and applause ] now lets see whos going home with tonights sweater. Everyone look at your seat number. If i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll please . [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number . [ cheers and applause ] how you doin, buddy . Everything good . It is if its 317, this show is rigged. If its 317, the show is rigged. [ drum roll ] right, you see that . Questlove i know. Jimmy 220 [ cheers and applause ] oh, right here hey thats what im talking about. How you doing, buddy . Nice to see you. How are you . Jimmy can you hold that for a second . Yeah. Jimmy what is your name . My names mike. Jimmy mike, where you from . Westchester, new york. Jimmy westchester i love westchester [ cheers and applause ] shout out to larchmont, out there. Yeah, yeah. No, its getting very cold, yeah. It is. Jimmy except, yeah especially the last couple of days, it was like 65 degrees at night. [ light laughter ] do you have anything like this at home . I fortunately do not. Jimmy yes, exactly. You unfortunately do not is what you really said. But this is great, its got a a hoodie, its got little pompoms on there. Would you like to try it on, mike . I would love to. Jimmy this is going to be oh, please, ill help you out with it. Thank you. Jimmy this is great. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] i wanted it to be more oh oh, my, oh look at that look at that look at how cool look at how it looks it looks fantastic. Try the hoodie on. Try the hoodie on, its really good stuff. Yeah this is what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] you walk around westchester, youre the king of westchester, buddy. Our thanks again to mike, right there. Stick around. Well be right back with tonight show hashtags. Its so subtle. [ cheers and applause ] deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la la. Oh when you walk by every night talking sweet and looking fine. Tis the season to be jolly. Fa la la la la. Oohh. Im so into you. What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight. Its just a sweet, sweet fantasy bab. Its time for the holidays. Holla back holla hey. Hurry in to old navy for up to 75 off the entire store. Get last minute gifts for just 3, 4, and 5 bucks at old navy. Nfor hollywoods biggest stars. And, with his vintageinspired collection at kay jewelers, he designs them for the star in your life. The inspiration for this ring goes back almost 100 years. Its based on an art deco design. Over 50 diamonds all handset. Thats my philosophy design it to be beautiful. Then make it perfect. Neil lane bridal. At kay. The numberone Jewelry Store for. Yes. Every kiss begins with kay. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. It is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtag jimmy now we do this thing every week where i send out a a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. So since your sweater is so not distracting. It is [ laughter ] no, it is it is fantastic. Its like we have an angel in our audience. Its just a beautiful thing. Since the holidays are here, and people are starting to celebrate in all kinds of ways. I sent out an hashtag called my dumb tradition. And i asked you guys to send us your weirdest and silliest holiday traditions. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. So so thank you for playing along. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought id share some of my favorite my dumb tradition stories from you guys. This first one is from hill company. He says, as empty nesters, we sometimes decided not to put up a Christmas Tree and end up just stacking gifts on what the kids now call the christmas treadmill. It was a beautiful thing. Christmas treadmill. Were not using it for anything else. Steve yeah, yeah. Either that or clothes. Jimmy exactly. Thats when i knew when we were in trouble, when my dad bought a treadmill when we were growing up. Thats when you can actually buy a treadmill and have one in your house. Like Montgomery Ward or something. You could i dont even know if Montgomery Ward exists, but you could buy a treadmill and he had the treadmill, and put it in i think its in our living room. We didnt have any other place to put it and he was on the treadmill and in the water holder he had a beer. There you go [ laughter ] thats it right there. Steve america, baby. America. Jimmy going for it, just enjoying himself. Going for a stroll. Just going for a stroll. Steve walking. Jimmy walking Barney Miller, or whatever the heck. [ light laughter ] steve Barney Miller jimmy you know, kid shows, like Barney Miller. Steve yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy this ones from kristen rose 124. She says, my entire family hates my aunts husband. Every christmas, after they leave, my mom gives out a fake oscar to whoever did the best job of pretending they like him. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, thats cold jimmy the oscar goes to you clearly. You had a ten minute conversation. Oh, fantastic. Oh, man. Jimmy this one is from jiggy pants 76. Steve 76 . Oh, okay. Jimmy yeah. Im hoping it was because he was born in not because there was 75 other jiggy pants. [ laughter ] anyways jiggy, jiggy pants. Its not a thing, right . Steve jiggy pants . Jimmy no. Steve i dont know, you can get jiggy with your pants, right . Jimmy like wearing your pants . Steve i guess. Jimmy or jiggy with your pants . [ laughter ] jiggy pants, he says, every year when were all done opening our christmas presents, my mom always says in a a depressing tone, well, thats christmas. [ applause ] this one is from abby elizabeth. She says, one year, our tree star broke, so we made an emergency angel using a picture of my baby sister, some toilet roll tubes and pipe cleaners. Now we put this on top of the tree every year. Look at this. [ audience aws ] steve come on jimmy thats a cute baby. Steve thats cute. Jimmy thats a cute baby. This one is from pa lavelle. He says, we didnt have a a fireplace or a chimney growing up, so at our house, santa came up the toilet. [ laughter ] steve what . What . Yule tide logs. [ audience ohs ] jimmy whats wrong, hunny . I flushed last night. Okay, all right. [ laughter ] you didnt santa will be still coming. This one is from revdmq. He says, each christmas, my brothers and i weigh ourselves before dinner and after dinner to see who won. [ cheers and applause ] steve its all for santa. Jimmy this last one is from jrod cassell. He said, every year, my grandma gives food as gifts, but she refers to them as edibles. So every year, we get some tasty edibles from grandma. [ cheers and applause ] aw, thats sweet. There you have it, those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtag. Well be right back with Christoph Waltz, everybody. Come on, back. [ cheers and applause ] listen moms, hot pockets are exactly what a hungry boy wants in a snack. 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That, plus this sick console, hell be like whaaaaaattt. Your new tech is best on the 100 fiber optic network. So get fios. Now just 79. 99 per month with a 2year price guarantee with a 2year agreement. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a twotime Academy Award winner starring alongside matt damon in the new film downsizing which opens this friday. Please welcome, the very talented, Christoph Waltz everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy looking sharp. Thank you for coming back. No, thank you for having me. Jimmy no, because i know that i can just yeah, i know. Thank you for having me. Jimmy i know. I want the last word. Jimmy i know you do. But i got to sneak one more word in. Thank you for being here. [ light laughter ] you know because i can tell you, you are in the holiday spirit. You love the holidays. You love christmas. I can tell. You dont have to tell me. I can see by your face. [ light laughter ] i can see by your childish grin. Your little this the child the kid in you is beaming right now. Loving it. Bahhumbug. Jimmy oh, come on, hey. This is ridiculous. Why, why dont you like the holidays . You just dont. Look at fifth avenue. You know millions of [ light laughter ] on their way to the abyss. [ laughter ] jimmy thats not what they say on the way to the abyss going off the cliff. Theyre going and celebrating in the theyre not celebrating anything. Theyre just, you know their doing their Bank Managers a a favor. Jimmy no, everyones happy. Look, guys, arent you happy out there in the audience . [ cheers and applause ] i know what it is. Let me say, that im glad for you. Jimmy yes, i think i know what it is. I think that your maybe youre just not dressing festive enough. I mean, this is beautiful. Thank you. [ light laughter ] jimmy it is beautiful corduroy. And i love that suit. But, how bout Something Like this . [ cheers ] its not as bad as this. [ laughter ] jimmy no, this is a little distracting. You cant even tell hes wearing it. You want to just try it on first thing, to see how it feels . Whats that here, one second. Jimmy yeah, thats a nice little thats little added a a little treat on the end of it. [ cheers and applause ] face me face me and then turn and make yeah. Look at this. This is like mr. Rogers neighborhood. [ light laughter ] this is fantastic. Youre going to really i can just feel that youre going to enjoy yourself. Turn, look at this. Turn. [ cheers and applause ] wow look at that you feel good, right . Look it, you feel good, doesnt he look great . [ cheers and applause ] Christoph Waltz thats how ya that looks fantastic. Its sharp. Lets button it up at least. Jimmy yeah, i like the tie. Its a little extra, a a little and its fun. Yeah, you know how to do it. Youre a stud. Jimmy when you get this role downsizing, fantastic cast. Kristen wiig, matt damon. Yeah. Jimmy fantastic director. I have a crush on kristen wig. Jimmy yeah, i think we all do. Everyone has a crush on kristen. [ cheers ] shes fantastic. Oh, shes lovely. Jimmy she is the greatest. Shes lovely. Jimmy shes so bubbly and fun and just so smart. But the director who is alexander payne. Jimmy wow, wow, wow wewa. This guy is the real deal. Well yeah. He was so real he didnt want me for the part. [ light laughter ] jimmy did he not . No, he didnt. I talked him into it. Jimmy thats what good actors do. Yeah. Well, yeah. And it was an uphill battle because he wanted someone young and flashy. [ clears throat ] jimmy hello you shouldve wore this sweater and you wouldve [ cheers ] i wouldve. Actually it could be it could be the character sweater. Jimmy it could yeah. Gaudy, serbian guy. Jimmy the idea of the character the idea of the movie is you can actually shrink yourself to about five inches tall and to have a a better life. But once you do that, you can never grow back to normal size. Yeah. Jimmy so make the choice. Well, i know what i would do. Stay big. [ light laughter ] jimmy you would stay big. Yes. Absolutely stay big. Yeah, absolutely. You know, walking on the streets with all the dogs and rats and you dont want to be this tall. Jimmy no. I mean, but its like a a saltine crackers like this big. So its kind of its kind of fun. When you see it, and they did a a great job with the film. Its fun to watch. Jimmy its fun to watch, yeah. And you played the neighbor who is just ridiculous. I mean in the best way. Yeah. Its let me say that in all seriousness. Its a lovely movie. Its a lovely movie. And i dont say that ever about a movie. Jimmy yeah. And its its fun. Its wonderful to watch. And you take something home to think about. And thats more than you can say for most of the others. Jimmy okay, yeah. Well thats i feel that way about you. [ light laughter ] not anymore. Jimmy no. You always give me something to think about. Thats the something to think about. I want to show a clip. Here is Christoph Waltz and matt damon in downsizing. Take a look here. Yes, the world is filled with things to see. You know, i dont know you, paul. But, i like you. I like you very much. And my is get out of this disgusting little apartment and open your eyes. Dont be so american. Youre a nice guy, paul. Youre a little bit pathetic. Last night you danced. You laughed. But inside you cried. Who are you to talk to me that way . Your neighbor. Neighbors are friends. Friends tell friends the truth. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, its you, but its not you. You are amazing. We love you. Come back whenever. Happy holidays. [ cheers and applause ] Christoph Waltz, everybody. Downsizing opens this friday. Well be back with beanie feldstein. Stick around, everybody. 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Miim alive and have a second chance. James im thankful for the help and the opportunity that i received. Darlene im thankful to be able to help people in crisis. Vanessa im thankful that addiction is treatable, and that help is available. Christie new jersey is experiencing a heroin epidemic fueled by opioid painkillers. But if you or someone you love is struggling with addiction, i want you to know we are here for you. This holiday season, choose help. Call 844 reach nj or visit reachnj. Gov. It all starts with a wish. The final days of wish list are here. Hurry in and sign and drive off in a new lincoln with zero down and a complimentary first months payment. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a talented actress who stars in the criticallyacclaimed new movie lady bird, which is in theaters now. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome beanie feldstein, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, come on. Lady bird. Oh, my goodness. Come on. Hey. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Thank you for having me back. Jimmy i love having you on, of course. Are you kidding me . We had a great conversation last time. We did. Jimmy we laughed. We laughed a lot. I was so proud of myself. cause it was my First Time Ever on a talk show. I was like, i did it. And then, right at the end, i knocked this guy over. I dropped the mic, if you will. Jimmy what was you actually dropped the mic. But no one noticed, thats the good news. I know, but even so jimmy no, everyone noticed, but either way [ laughter ] thanks, jimmy. Jimmy no, no, i would never bring it up, and i would never show a clip of it. No, no. Jimmy heres a clip of beanie. [ applause ] jimmy neighbors 2 Sorority Rising is in theaters now. Congratulations, pal thank you so much. [ laughter ] jimmy stick around. Well be right back. You owe me money. [ laughter and applause ] oh, i love it. A perfect appearance. Man, what a year youre having. Im so psyched for you. Lady bird, we got to get into it. I want to talk about that, but you and Saoirse Ronan together is just a great movie. And so fun and well, well acted. But hello, dolly what is my life . Jimmy youre on broadway, pal. I dont understand it. Jimmy isnt that great . Its overwhelmingly great, yeah. I feel so grateful and its been a crazy year. Jimmy how did broadway come about . Thats whats so crazy is that hello, dolly came about through lady bird. Yeah, i know, so our beautiful producing team, scott and eli who produced lady bird were watching some of the footage. And i sing in the movie. We sing a little bit. Jimmy sure, sure. And they were like, oh, well we dont have any say yet in hello, dolly so, i was in l. A. And i did a a tape with the casting director in l. A. And they sent it off to new york, and an hour and a a half later, i got the call that i got the part. And i was in my childhood bedroom because i was staying with my parents and we filmed in l. A. And it was just like surrounded by all my broadway posters and just crying. I fell off my bed. I ran downstairs to see my parents. And they were crying. And caviling. [ laughter ] and it was just like it was jimmy caviling, oh, my gosh. Thats great. It was surreal. It was surreal. Jimmy oh, thats the best story. I mean, when thats thats what you wanted to do when you were a kid, right . Oh, forever. Yeah, i was obsessed. My third birthday was funny girl themed. Jimmy is that right . Isnt that great . And you met the great bette midler of all people. Oh, my god. The greatest woman in the land. Like, truly. Jimmy yeah, im coming to see you guys. Yeah, and i cant wait to check this out. Im excited. Jimmy i know, we started asking about this. And we came across a tape from someone in your family gave us, of you as annie. Yes. I was understudy annie actually, i couldnt read well enough to be annie. They thought it was too much to take on. Jimmy understudy. I was understudy annie. The first shows that i did were at this sweet little i guess you could call it a theater. It was basically like a jungle gym that they like, put the mats up so that we had a stage. Jimmy a stage . Yeah. And i sang my heart out. I couldnt really sing, because i had vocal nodules when i was a kid. But what i lacked in ability, i made up for in spirit and shoulders. [ laughter ] jimmy no its the best, wait until you see. And do you know how old you were . Do you remember how old i think five, yeah. Jimmy it is one of the wait till you see this. Heres future broadway star beanie feldstein. At just 5yearsold. Check this out. Tomorrow tomorrow i love ya tomorrow youre always a day away jimmy oh, my gosh [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about its all about the shoulders. Jimmy its the shoulders. And that little girl, here you are. And lady bird. Now youre on stage and screen. Lady bird getting crazy buzz. Golden globe nomination, sag award nomination. Really, its really well done. [ cheers and applause ] greta gerwig. Fantastic job. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy directing. This is her first film. Jimmy yeah, and writing i know, how do you do that . I dont know. Shes a genius. Its like, its just her in it. Its just her heart and her jimmy Laurie Metcalf. Oh, Laurie Metcalf. Jimmy Laurie Metcalf shes fantastic. Shes great. I know, i know. Jimmy i love when i find that out. Yeah, and watch it. How do we describe the film . For people that havent seen it . So, yeah, lady bird is the story of a girl who names herself lady bird in 2 2002 in sacramento, california and its basically from her first day of her senior year of high school, all the way through the beginning of college. And it sort of how you cant understand home until youre about to leave it. And leaving your parents, specifically your mom as a a girl, and then leaving your best friend who i play. So julie and lady bird, theyre madly in love. Theyre best friends in sort of that special way that only two girls can be in high school. Jimmy you had great chemistry in that. Do you know did you know saoirse before the movie . I didnt. But anyone that meets her, youll just like instantly be in love with her. And the first time i met her, she ran into my arms. Im like a koala bear hugged me. And i was like, this is going to be amazing. Shes just delicious. And we had the best time. [ light laughter ] yeah. Shes delish. Jimmy shes delish. Thats pretty good. Ill take that. I love that. Yeah, thanks. Jimmy guys, i want to show a clip. Heres beanie feldstein in lady bird. Take a look at this. Why arent you in algebra 2 . Im fifth section. Why . [ indiscernible ] im sorry that youre jealous. Jen is a moron, you know. Shes not, shes in a. P. Calculus. Shes a moron and a you dont even know her. Miss patty assigned you a a role, by the way. You just never showed up to claim it. What role . The tempest there is no role of the tempest it is a particular role no, its a made up thing so we all can participate. You cant do anything unless youre the center of attention, can you . Yeah, well you know your moms [ bleep ] are fake, totally fake. She made one bad decision at 19. Two bad decisions [ laughter ] jimmy beanie feldstein, everybody [ cheers and applause ] lady bird is in theaters now. Well be right back with cardi b. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to your super secret gifting room voila come on in weve hidden something for everyone on your list. The gamers. The superfans. The chic. The sleek. And pretty much everyone. You are a city city wall, city wall she could be dancing down a hall, dancing down a hall were turning heads, were turning heads, were turning heads, oh yeah and nothing can stop us now action. Deck the halls oh yes we bring your family amazing value every day. T. J. Maxx. Marshalls. Homegoods. Family is the greatest gift. 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What are you asking santa for . I want a rabbit train whistle blowing hey, thomas. Thats not how you get a rabbit. If you want a rabbit, you ask for a pony and then let them work you back down. Mmhmm. Youre up what if aunt joy wants the new iphone . You make this your final offer ask for it on verizon. Its the most awarded network ever. Thats why more people count on it. Id like a giant singing rabbit in a rocket ship, please. Shes a shrewd businesswoman. vo give the gift of iphone 8 and get one on us with verizon unlimited. Only on the best network. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy joining us right now is the hottest name in popular music. She won five bet hiphop awards and is nominated for two grammys for her tripleplatinum certified hit, bodak yellow. [ cheers ] she just made history becoming the first female emcee to have her first three singles in the billboard top ten at the same time. Please welcome new york citys own cardi b [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. You what a year. What a year. Everything youre having. I mean, theres so much to talk about. Congrats on everything. And thanks for being here. Thank you. Um [ light laughter ] jimmy cardi b, where does that name come from . My name come from you know what . My sisters name is hennessy. Jimmy mmhmm. You know what im saying . My sister name is hennessy, right. So everybody used to call me bacardi. So i always called myself bacardi, right. And then it was my instagram name like Bacardi Bacardi b. But for some reason my instagram keep getting deleted and i think it was barcadi that had to do with it. [ light laughter ] so i just shortened it to cardi b. Jimmy so cardi b is the jam. And i love that. [ cheers and applause ] now everyone calling your name now, pal. Yah. Jimmy you are from from the bronx . Mmhmm. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy are you sorry. Are you are you from are you going home for the holidays . Yep. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jimmy you are, yeah. Mmhmm. Jimmy i saw you on twitter. I am cardi b and you said that youre not getting any adults gifts this year for christmas. No, because you want to know something . Everybody that i know got kids. And this is like, thats just a a lot of kids. Jimmy so you took care and i got new god kids out of nowhere. You know, once you start making money, everybody wants you to be their kids godmother all of a sudden. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy but i you did get a beautiful gift. Actually you got a wedding ring from your fiance. Youre engaged to offset there, from migos. [ cheers and applause ] he did that live . Oh [ trill ] jimmy i mean [ trill ] is right. Yeah i mean it looks gorgeous. Let me see that. Let me see that ring. Look at that. Dont get too close, because i didnt put no lotion on my hand. Jimmy gotcha. [ laughter ] its winter time. Jimmy its winter time, i got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know look, that is the biggest diamond ive ever seen. Did you have any idea that he was going to do it . No. I mean, you know, i was he always is telling me, like, im going to marry you. Im going to marry you. And its just like [ light laughter ] its the right thing to do. But, you know, i i know he was going to give me i knew he was going to give me a very expensive gift. Because he wasnt there for my birthday. But i thought he was going to give me a watch or something. Anyway, he just he just went out out of his way. [ trill ] [ laughter ] jimmy the Grammy Awards [ light laughter ] Grammy Awards, january 28th here in new york city. Mmhmm. Jimmy your hometown. You are nervous . I am nervous. You want to know something . You want to know something . [ light laughter ] jimmy yes. Yeah. Mmhmm, yes. I already feel like a a winner. Jimmy yeah. You already are a winner. You know what im saying . Because this is like, i never thought me [ light laughter ] jimmy you already are. Yeah. Like i already won. Whats good . [ laughter ] jimmy you did. [ applause ] i mean, you have been on the show a few times. But bodak yellow was the first number one single from a a female rapper since 1998. So already you just changed the game. It went three times platinum. [ cheers and applause ] everybody was singing that song. Everybody was doing it. Girls, women, men, grandmas. Everybodys singing bodak yellow. Yeah. I see. Im so proud of myself. [ laughter ] jimmy its got to feel good though, right . It does feel good. And it feels good because, you know, i really worked my ass off for it. And its just like ah, it finally pays off. I have been proven. Jimmy right, yeah. Oh, please. You have more to come. More to come with you. But youre also making some history. Youre the first female hiphop artist i want to get this right with your first three singles in the top ten at the same time. Cardi b [ cheers and applause ] [ trill ] i mean, i heard that, and i was like [ trill ] you know and [ laughter ] i totally was. I totally was. I didnt think i was going to be, but ways like [ trill ] yeah. You have a new track coming out friday. Yes. Jimmy all right. This is bartier cardi. Bartier cardi. [ cheers ] yeah, you know, i named it bartier cardi, you know what im saying, because i dont want cartier to sue me. [ trill ]e featuring 21 savage, okay . Ya know . Yall go get that. Jimmy no were going to get it. Bartier cardi. [ cheers ] i cant tell you how much we love you and they love you. I mean, come on [ cheers and applause ] cardi b i love you, man. Her new single drops friday. Erykah badu performs after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] michael im thankful that im alive and have a second chance. James im thankful for the help and the opportunity that i received. Darlene im thankful to be able to help people in crisis. Vanessa im thankful that addiction is treatable, and that help is available. Christie new jersey is experiencing a heroin epidemic fueled by opioid painkillers. But if you or someone you love is struggling with addiction, i want you to know we are here for you. This holiday season, choose help. Call 844 reach nj or visit reachnj. Gov. Its just my eczema again,t. But its fine. Yeah, its fine. You ok . Eczema. Its fine. Hey hi arent you hot . Eczema again . Its fine. I saw something the other day. Eczema exposed. Your eczema could be something called atopic dermatitis, which can be caused by inflammation under your skin. Maybe you should ask your doctor . Go to eczemaexposed. Com to learn more. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy she is a multiple grammy awardwinning artist who has curated a new box set commemorating nigerian afrobeat pioneer fela kuti. Performing on and on and sorrow tears blood by fela kuti, with a little help from the roots, please welcome erykah badu [ cheers and applause ] oh my my my im feeling high my moneys gone im all alone what do i do the world keeps turnin oh what a day what a day what a day peace and blessings manifest with every lesson learn if your knowledge were your wealth then it will be well earned if we were made in his image then call us by our names most intellects do not believe in god but they fear us just the same oh on oh on and on and on come on my temper keeps moving like a Rolling Stone oh on and on and on and on my temper keeps moving like a Rolling Stone lelelele on and on and on hold on hey i was born under water with three dollars and six dimes yeah you might laugh cause you did not do your math like one to two two to three hold on damn you all feel that oh like one to two two two to three damn you all fefefefefefe like one to two two two to three why yall keep stoppin . They want two two two to three the world keeps turning oh what a day what a day what a day look the man that know something knows that he knows nothing at all does it seem colder in your summertime and hotter in your fall lelelele if we were made in his image then call us by our names most intellects do not believe in god but they fear us just the same oh on and on and on and on come on my temper keeps moving like a Rolling Stone oh on and on and on and on come on my temper keeps moving like a Rolling Stone oh on and on and on and on come on my temper keeps moving like a Rolling Stone oh on and on and on on on hold on god damnit im gonna sing my song [ cheers and applause ] oh on and on its on and on wake up puff puff hold this in too long say wait a minute queen whats your name see i be that gypsy flipping nice game from her right brain i feel maintained rolling through like a fanned flame like a supernova star we be the lights when they in the dark dededede de de dededede de de dededede de de de everybody gonna party dededede de de de de de dededede de de de de de dede oh dedede ah well on and on and on and on my temper keeps moving like a Rolling Stone oh on and on and on and on come on my temper keeps moving like a Rolling Stone yeah on and on and on and on my temper keeps moving like a Rolling Stone well oh oh oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Erykah Badu Fela kutis box set number four is available now. My thanks to Christoph Waltz, beanie feldstein, cardi b, erykah badu [ cheers and applause ] and the roots [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thanks for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight ansel elgort author and icon Martha Stewart mixologist nico de soto featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, th meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] before we get started, we mentioned this yesterday, but disney world has added a new animatronic donald trump [ laughter ] to their hall of president s. Just look at that face. [ light laughter ] he looks like the old guy in a horror movie who warou