Trump today. Now, i know this show is on at 12 30 and youre trying to go to sleep, but youve got to look at this thing. [ laughter ] good lord [ cheers ] disneyworld, is that supposed to go in the haunted mansion . [ laughter ] look at that hair did you paint some glue on his head and then throw the wig from ten feet away . [ light laughter ] even lincoln is looking at him like, this is the worst thing thats ever happened to me. Man, when it comes to animatronic trump, i think the trump cake has the best reaction. [ laughter ] thats right. Disneyworlds hall of president s debuted an animatronic President Trump today. Whereas Jeff Sessions will debut at the country bear jamboree. [ laughter ] former director of National IntelligenceJames Clapper recently said that russian president Vladimir Putin appears to be handling President Trump like one of his spies. So, i dont know, i dont think trumps been poisoned. Thats just what he looks like. [ light laughter ] this is what he would look like if he was poisoned. [ laughter ] you know, i think, as our Christmas Gift to ourselves, were just going to use that as our trump picture from now on. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we take care of oursleves. Its the holiday season. President trump today denied a Washington Post report [ laughter ] that he was considering rescinding his nomination of Supreme Court justice neil gorsuch. Prior to his confirmation, calling it, you guessed it, fake news. Hey, man, youre burning out your own catch phrase. Even sheldon knows enough to space out his bazingas. [ laughter ] pretty sure youre gonna need pretty soon youre going to need a new catch phrase, like its golfing time. Or i hereby resign from the presidency of the united states. Oh, thats catchy. [ cheers and applause ] like that one. Try that one. The Trump Administration told the centers for Disease Control recently that they will no longer be allowed to use a list of seven words in any official documents being prepared for next years budget. Including transgender, fetus, and diversity. And in some cases, they even suggested replacement terms. Like, instead of sciencebased, they recommended the cdc say, cdc bases its recommendations on science in consideration with Community Standards and wishes. But those arent the only terms the Trump Administration wants to replace. From now on, coal will be referred to as patriot rocks. [ laughter ] mcdonalds happy meals will be called big boy food. [ laughter ] neonazis will be called fun time torch boys. [ laughter ] the civil war will be referred to as the war of good people on both sides. Hillary clinton will be referred to as prisoner number 92753. Pandas will be referred to as future coats. [ laughter ] hasnt worked all day, but i stuck with it. Ivanka will be referred to as princess vanilla breeze. And the fbi will be called the fbhl, the federal bureau of haters and losers. So if you work for the federal government, grab some big boy food and start using those terms immediately. [ applause ] White House Press secretary Sarah Huckabee sanders said today that the new republican tax bill could cost the president a lot of money. Now obviously, we know shes lying, but i do think it would be funny if he didnt. [ laughter ] what . Im going to lose money on this . Why did i even bother colluding with russia . [ light laughter ] the trailer for oceans eight, an all female spinoff of the oceans 11 franchise was released today. Thats about women who rob a casino but only get away with 77 cents on the dollar. [ laughter and applause ] donald trump jr. Recently mocked rapper eminem for his newly released anti trump album and tweeted, quote, will the real loser please stand up. Then eric stood up so fast, he knocked his crayons off his desk. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] tonight was the eighth night of hanukkah. Its a miracle, said jared kushner, about not being indicted yet. And finally, President Trump and british Prime Minister theresa may spoke on the phone today. At least thats what he thinks. [ laughter ] we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] here to chat with us and perform a track from his grammynominated album, in full swing, our friend, Seth Macfarlane, is back on the show [ cheers and applause ] she is the host of movie night with karlie kloss on freeform. Karlie kloss is joining us. So youre here on a good night. [ cheers and applause ] before we get to that, i am in my 40s now, im married. I have a kid. I have another one on the way. But nothing nothing makes me feel older than when i realize that i no longer know the slang terms teenagers are using. And it seems like these days, teen slang terms are evolving so fast that sometimes its hard to keep up. And there are some new terms. New slang terms teenagers are using that are actually inspired by the holiday season. So as a service, we decided to give you a little primer on new teen slang terms in a segment we call, seth explains teen slang holiday edition. [ cheers and applause ] seth again, these are all slang terms teenagers are using. Our first new teen slang term is lump of kohls. This is the lump in your wallet caused by all of the Department Store gift cards you get for christmas. [ laughter ] for example, if anyone needs any hurley tshirts or neck pillows at any point in the next year, ive got you covered, lumpofkohls. [ light laughter ] up next, its noggystyle. This is a sleep position caused by drinking so much egg nog that both partners lie facing away from each other in a fetal position. [ laughter ] lets see it in a sentence. Caitlyn and i drank so much on christmas we spent the whole night doin it noggystyle. [ laughter ] our next new teen slang term is aaron myrrh. This is someone who gives you Christmas Gifts so terrible you challenge him to a duel. [ light laughter ] here it is in a sentence. My secret santa jeremy got me a bath mat so i took that aaron myrrh out to the backyard. We drew weapons, and he shot me and i died. [ laughter ] moving on, its platonikkuh. Lets see the definition. Its when your jewish girlfriend gets mad at you and wont sleep with you for eight nights. [ laughter and applause ] for example, i told rachel her latkes were dry and eight nights later, im still spinning my own dreidel. Platonikkuh. [ laughter ] this next one is really taking off with the teens. Its elf on a milf. This is a short guy whos dating an attractive single mother. [ laughter ] for example, sarahs got two kids and evans 51 but somehow they make it work. Elfonamilf. Christmasmiracle. [ applause ] our next new teen slang term is blitzen. This is a person who is so drunk they climb up to the roof and believe they can fly. [ light laughter ] and here it is in a sentence. Mike was pounding coorslights all night and the next thing we know he jumped off the roof. Luckily that blitzens fall was broken by the one inch thick lump of kohls in his pocket. Our last holiday teen slang term is baetivity scene. This is a nativity scene where all the figurines are strangely hot. [ light laughter ] here it is in a sentence. Has anyone seen the mcdougals family manger scene . The joseph statue looks banging, marys got it going on, and one of the sheep kind of looks like ryan gosling. That baetivity scenes got me like damn [ laughter and applause ] that was seth explains teen slang holiday edition. Well be right back with Seth Macfarlane, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] lookin good in here now it just needs a tv we can just order one on target. Com and pick it up in the store. 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Oh, i gotta get up get matthew on his treatment. matthew its not that bad, though. mom yeah. matthew the good thing about the surgeries is i get to have a popsicle at the end. mom he makes the best of everything and he teaches us to be strong and brave, too. vo through the subaru share the love event, weve helped grant the wishes of fifteen hundred kids so far. Get zero percent financing for 63 months on select models, plus well donate two hundred and fifty dollars to charity. Ok, sfx cocktail shaker. Ease all [cheering] its secret santa time we bring your family amazing value every day. T. J. Maxx. Marshalls. Homegoods. Family is the greatest gift. Guess what i just got . Hello again. Hi. Get up to 400 towards a galaxy note8 or s8 with qualifying tradein. Only on samsung. Com [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. And give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also, back on drums with us this week, fred armisen, everybody give it up for fred thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth fred, always so excited to have you here. Its been months since weve seen each other. And youre back. And we get to catch up. And i just want to say this. I am your friend. Ive been your friend for a very long time. You never have to make anything up to impress me. Okay. [ laughter ] seth but i sometimes feel like were talking, and i feel as though youre inventing things, just so that i will be, you know, more impressed with you. Uhhuh. [ laughter ] seth for example, christmas is coming up, were all backstage talking about the lastminute Christmas Present that were all trying to figure out. And i heard you saying to someone that you have come up with a perfect lastminute gift that will satisfy everyone you know. Yes. Seth that is true. Its absolutely true. This is the best gift. What im going to do is, im going to go around, helping everyone synchronize their clocks. You know what i mean . [ light laughter ] so people i know from across the country, ill be like, hey, you know its 3 00 here, where you are its noon. And so ive got this clip board, and im going to go around to everyone seth im sorry, so how is this a gift . [ laughter ] because people dont do it any more. Seth no, no, i get how do you present the gift . [ laughter ] so i want to get a gift for my mom. Yes. Seth so i say, hey, merry christmas. Fred is going to call you . Merry christmas, fred is going to call you at 2 00, which might be at 5 00. So i call her up and say, hi, mrs. Meyers, how are you doing . Great. Hey, what time do you have . Seth okay. Thats actually wrong. Its a minute later than that. Its a minute or whatever it is. Merry christmas. Happy holidays. And i hope the rest of the year is filled with the correct time. [ laughter ] seth how many how many times are you going to sell this gift . Because it seems like its very timeintensive for you. It is its so many people. Its insane. Its all ive been doing. Seth oh, really . Day and night. Yes. All hours of the night. Seth do you think youll have to work past christmas on calling everyone on your list . Into next year, yes. Seth okay. And so if people want to buy this service, where do they go . So at 1 00, which could be 5 00 or 4 00, depending where you are, contact the studio here. [ laughter ] thats it. Seth that is not helpful, and dont do that. Give it up for fred armisen, everybody [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an academyaward nominee and emmywinning actor you know from his work on family guy, ted and the orville. Hes nominated for two grammys for his most recent album in full swing which is available now. Please welcome back to the show our friend, Seth Macfarlane, everyone [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im good. How are you . Seth wonderful [ cheers and applause ] future coats. Seth yeah, future coats. Future coats. Seth pandas are future coats. I think it worked. Seth okay, good. Thank you. I think it worked. Seth im glad the one person who liked it was backstage. Im glad you stuck by. Seth so i have to congratulate you. 300th episode of family guy is coming up. Yes. That is correct. Seth thats incredible. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] seth now that what is harder when you think back to yourself as a child, what is harder to conceive, that you would do a cartoon that would last 300 episodes or that you would be nominated for a grammy in the same category as bob dylan, cause that happened for you . Yeah, you know, i wasnt even sure i graduated high school. So im like seth yeah. This is great. This is great. Seth did you are you still not sure if you graduated high school . I you know well find ill get back to you on that. Seth yeah. But this is so your album, you sing standards. And you are youre nominated against bob dylan which is really trippy. Yeah, yeah. Thats just slightly intimidating. Seth yeah. And could be a problem. Seth yeah. Try not to get into a trash talk situation with him. Cause i feel no, no, no. Seth so you this is standards. How do you select the standards that youre going to sing on each album . I i try to find stuff that isnt too heavily overdone. I kind of dig through old broadway cast albums, through old songbooks. I just try to find stuff that is completely forgotten so you can kind of make it new again. Seth and what are you singing for us tonight . This is almost like being in love from brigadoon. Seth okay fantastic. So thats you also i just assume, and this is ignorance on my part, that people who can sing are so great at singing that they dont need to work on it. But you actually went and trained with the same group of people that trained frank sinatra. They worked with sinatra. They worked with streisand. They have actually trained a lot of a lot of singers over the years. And they were both in their 90s when i started working with them. Seth are they is it a Family Business . It was a husband and wife. Seth okay. That did this for decades. And, you know, they both have since passed away. But they taught you how to do it without help. Seth and what so when you so you go in to practicing with these two 90yearolds. Yeah. Seth is there anything they told you that you remembered . Like that was helpful . They claimed they were still having sex. I remember that. Seth really . Yeah. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth and they said, look, if you are ever trying to find the emotional place for your songs, just remember that there are exactly, exactly. Seth 90yearolds still going at it. Exactly, exactly. No excuse. Seth is it true youre supposed to show your teeth . Is that something that is correct, yeah, yeah. Seth okay. Now, i have not known that. So explain whats behind that . Its yeah, thats what they always taught me. When you sing, show your teeth. Seth well that as crazy as that sounds. Because it brightens the sound. And all these tricks are things if youre singing live or if there is no post production help seth yeah. You should be able to sound good. And thats kind of thats kind of the way they work. Seth do you think they just at 90 had such an appreciation for teeth . [ laughter ] they were like, if i have any regret, i would have shown them more,. I wouldnt got them out there more before it was too late. So i also want to congratulate you, season two of orville next year. So thats exciting to get picked up. Congratulations on that, as well. Thank you. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thanks. Seth how so obviously, you are you have the orville. You did cosmos with Neil Degrasse tyson. You are a lover of space. Yes. Seth i want to ask this hypothetical, because it seems were getting closer and closer to people taking recreational trips to space. Would you want to do that . I would not. Seth you dont. At least, i wouldnt want to be among the first group. Seth gotcha. I would want to make sure everything still works. Seth yeah. Make sure everything is fine, everythings in order and then maybe ill go up. Seth uh huh. Ill be like in the fifth or sixth. [ laughter ] seth gotcha. Yeah. I guess thats true. I feel like the most expensive tickets to space will be like five and six. I think theyll have to discount the first two trips. Yeah, you dont want to be the guinea pig. Seth yeah. Cause i guess the nice thing because you with your show, its a very controlled space. Because youre just doing it on a sound stage. Yeah, its much better. Seth how has it been trying to create a serialized show that takes place in space . Have you found it a different challenge than family guy in the writing . You know, its nice. Because theres shockingly little comedy. Seth uhhuh. Whereas family guy you could argue is more packed with jokes then anything on television. Yeah, yeah. And its kind of like ive been doing comedy my whole career. And im a big scifi fan. And the thought of doing something that is thats so far removed from that was terrifying and thrilling at the same time. And, you know, ive loved it. I have loved every second of it. Seth thats great. So i want to ask about Neil Degrasse tyson. There is an asteroid named after you. He tweeted this. I guess its asteroid 70713, Seth Macfarlane orbits the sun between mars and jupiter. No chance of hitting earth. That is my given name is 70713. Seth 70 so how did that come about . How did you get an asteroid named after yourself . You know, i think it was because of cosmos. Seth gotcha. I think he kind of pulled a couple of his strings and said, hey seth so thats basically if you want to get an asteroid named after you, cozy up to Neil Degrasse tyson. Apparently so. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. Apparently so. Seth i knew he knew a lot of that stuff. I didnt think they called him up and were like, hey man. Were looking for a name. But i guess the politics of asteroids is something that im seth yeah. I cant help you. Seth and ive got to be honest, i dont think im ever going to learn. I just gonna im just gonna let that take its course. It almost never comes up at parties. Seth so it came up this week, and i want to get your take on this, as well. Because youre now living in this world of scifi, that in 2007, the pentagon basically put aside some i dont know if its called dark money or black money, where they basically have been checking out ufos since 2007. Like this is money in the budget. Do you think that that ufos maybe exist . From what i have read and what in talking to neil, what they were looking for was not necessarily nobody gives a [ bleep ] about aliens there. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] theyre looking for things that might possibly be, you know, bits of provide bits of intelligence from other countries, i guess. I dont i think the ufo enthusiasts sort of got hold of that and said, oh, theyre looking for ufos. Seth yeah. But i think its first, i think its highly likely there is alien life. I think its highly unlikely that we have been visited. Seth uhhuh. I think if we spent more time listening for signals, and less time, you know, looking for evidence that they had come here i think were probably better served. Seth interesting. So youre saying put the money into just like yeah. Seth surveillance. Yeah. Seth yeah. Listen to outer space. Seth listen to outer space. Like, send out some, like you know, bugs. Or that, yeah. Seth look, i feel like theyve got to give us this money and we can figure this out. Because i would love to get to the bottom of it. Thank you so much for sticking around and singing a song. My pleasure. Always. 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[ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Our next guest is a super model and entrepreneur who was recently named to forbess 2018 30 under 30 list. Her new talk show movie night with karlie kloss premieres december 28 on freeform. Lets take a look. Okay. So, this is either tropical punch or barf. Oh, my god no, that cant be what do you mean, barf [ laughter ] okay, okay. Down the hatch, girl. Mmmm. [ laughter ] seth please welcome to the show, karlie kloss, everyone [ cheers and applause ] seth hi. Hi seth its so great to see you. I feel like youve cracked the talk show code because yours seems like the most fun one to do. This is im coming for your job, actually. Seth youre coming for my job. But im coming for yours because you i know that. I see you at every fashion event. I feel like youve been coming for my job for years. Seth i know, you know what, i cant seem to get the runway jobs you have. I dont know what it is. Ill lend you these shoes. Seth thank you. Ill start working on my calves now. Yes. Seth so your show is you watch movies. Live in front of an audience with close friends. Yes. Seth it seems like a jackpot. Its like, whats not to love about that . Seth in front of a live audience. In front of a live audience. And it really is i feel like im training for your job. Ive got an earpiece in my ear. Ive got cameras from every angle and a live audience. And its a fun experiment. And its youre watching movies with my with wonderful people. Seth how now, you chose your favorite movies. What are some of the movies youve chosen . Finding nemo, dirty dancing. Seth great. Like, classics. Seth yes. And a me classics. Seth classics. Classics. Seth i went to i went to film school and the first one we watched was finding nemo. [ laughter ] [ applause ] no, its really fun. Its really, really fun. Seth yeah. And i mean it. We watch movies, and ive got some of my best friends on the show and seth wait, what were you were you drinking something there . What was either a tropical punch or yeah, we play games. Seth okay, got ya. And we make snacks. I mean, its like the ultimate movie night. Seth that sounds really the ultimate girls night. Seth thats fantastic. I also want to congratulate you on forbess 30 under 30. That is a very impressive accomplishment and i [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Seth and i was at an event once where you won an award for your nonprofit, kode with klossy. This is where this is a nonprofit where youre teaching young girls how to code. Yes. Seth how did that come about . So, i have been modeling for the last ten years. And along the way i seth it will happen for you, it takes a long time. Ten years, i know. But just keep at it, and it will happen. [ light laughter ] i mean, how many years have you been at it . Seth ive been at modeling . 25. I know. Seth and i have not gotten a single job. Doing all right. Well trade. But, yeah, i wanted to learn what code was. It was like this crazy language, or this secret language that people knew. I was meeting all these entrepreneurs and i wanted to understand what they knew that i didnt know. And code is just that. Its a language. And so i took a class, and there were mainly just guys at the school. And seth this is about three or four years ago . About three or four years ago. And it kind of opened my eyes to not only the power of what code is and how you can really use it in very creative ways. And build really anything you want to. And i i realized that i wanted to reach out to the girls that that follow me. And offer them opportunities to learn. Seth and so did you start it . Its fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Seth and do you know what do you how to code . Seth do i know how to code . I wouldnt even know how to start. Ill teach you. Seth how do you start . Come to one of my camps. Seth what do you do . Youre on the computer . So, youre at a computer. And its really just that. Seth turn it on. You turn it on. Seth okay. And its its a language. Like anything else. And you can build whatever you want. Seth and so some of the girls who have gone through your program, is it like a camp . Is that how you set it up or . Yes, so we have camps across the country. And weve taught hundreds of girls to learn how to code. Seth and they have developed apps. What are some apps that girls at your coding camp . I mean, the girls are amazing. These girls are 13 to 18. Theyre precollege age. And theyre really kind of at that moment in life where theyre deciding who they believe they are, what they believe theyre capable of, and deciding what they want to do with their life. And its just this amazing moment to be able to, you know, teach these girls a skill set that can be applied to any direction that theyre passionate about. Seth its fantastic. And its definitely a tool for the future. So its really impressive you did that. Come learn with me. Seth im going to go to your coding camp. I cant wait. Because i think ive got to be honest. I think modeling might not happen. So [ laughter ] i just want to congratulate you on this. You ran the marathon yes. Seth this year oh, my god. That was [ cheers and applause ] have you run a marathon . Seth i have. Ive run a couple, yeah. It is its no easy feat. Were you a runner . Was that never a runner. Seth thats crazy. Never a runner. I have these long legs, but running just was not my thing, ever. And i decided, you know, what is the craziest thing that i could do . Well, probably running a marathon is up there. And so its a challenge i always wanted to tackle. And new York City Marathon is amazing. Seth were you recognized . Were people did people know it was you over the course of the marathon . Yeah. I mean, i wore my name and, you know seth yeah, so that helped. Covered in sweat. It was not the most glamorous moment. But its just this surreal experience, running through the city, running through the streets. People are like, you know, cheering you on. You feel like you want to melt into a puddle. And people are like, dont stop keep going seth that is great. That is a wonderful part about it. And i would imagine even if you were trying to hide, you were going to stand out a little bit just on a height level. Yeah. I didnt run in these, but seth yeah, thats right. And this is you at the finish line, which is fantastic. Yes. All my girls. Seth there you go. That is wonderful. I made my friends run with me, so seth thats very nice of you. They got wrapped into it. Seth i want to ask you, real quick, i know youre a bit of a sports fan. Major sports fan. Seth i know youre from st. Louis. The st. Louis rams were a football team, theyre not anymore. They moved to los angeles and they are having a fantastic year. Can you take any joy in that . I cant talk about it. You know, im a die hard football fan and supported the rams for years, the good, bad, the ugly. And im a st. Louis girl so there is a part of me that is heartbroken that they are no longer a st. Louis team. So i am a free agent looking for a new team to support. Ive been supporting the giants. Seth all right, thats nice. Ive got my own fantasy team. Seth i invite all of the social media accounts of the 32 football teams to reach out to you on your social media. And im sure they would be very, very happy to have you. They can pick me up on the waiver wire seth congratulations on everything karlie. Its always such a pleasure to see you. Karlie kloss, everybody. Movie night with karlie kloss premieres december 28th on freeform. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] what are you asking santa for . I want a rabbit train whistle blowing hey, thomas. Thats not how you get a rabbit. If you want a rabbit, you ask for a pony and then let them work you back down. 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Now, if you dont know what a casserole is, a casserole is a meal where you throw a bunch of different kinds of food into a dish and then you cook it up and what you get is what you get. Well, the reason i bring this up, we here at late night, we come up with a lot of different ideas all of the time for the show. And many of them are great. But a lot of them arent quite enough to be a full sketch or a full meal, if you will. So we thought instead of just throwing all of those out, we would throw them together, casserole style in a segment we call late night casserole. [ applause ] first up, as many of you probably know, nbcs parent company, universal studios, has a famous of studio tour, where you get to take a tram tour through a real movie studio. And experience thrills from iconic universal studio movies like jaws and king kong. Well, one of our writers thought it would be good idea that late night to have its own tour. And so, we put a little promo together for it. But remember, we dont have the same kind of money or resources as a large movie studio, so we had to scale down the budget for our tour significantly. Take a look. Visiting new york city, but dont have a lot of cash . Then come on down to the late night with seth meyers office and studio tour see all the hallways and rooms we got. While getting wheeled around in our almost up to code tram system. Hang on, one more. Take a pulse pounding trip through the late night writers room. Visit the deathdefying wardrobe world where a seasoned Costume Designer will silently judge your outfits. Sign up now and win a chance to briefly look at the doors of studio 8h where saturday night live has been taped for 43 years. But remember, youre not allowed in. And for the piece de resistance, see the main attraction, seth meyers, getting his hair and makeup done. No pictures. So book your tickets for the late night with seth meyers office and studio studio tour. Admission price includes free cup of tap water. Seth there you go [ cheers and applause ] almost a sketch idea, not quite. I think its safe to say, not all of us, maybe some of us, but not all of us look cool when we enter a room. But we here at late night feel everyone could look cool if they entered in slowmotion to the Rolling Stones song, sympathy for the devil. So here to prove our case, accountants entering a room to sympathy for the devil. Please allow me to introduce myself im a man of wealth and taste ive been around for a long, long year stole many a mans soul and faith seth pretty good, right . [ cheers and applause ] pretty good. Not really good, but pretty good. The kiss cam. The kiss cam is very recognizable gimmick used at almost all sporting events. Well, one of our writers had an idea. What if late night had a kiss cam, but just for former u. S. Secretary of state, Henry Kissinger . [ light laughter ] no, no, no, no. Were not together. It would be uncomfortable. Well, maybe just a peck. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] seth makeup cost us 10,000. You know what, not to go back to a previous idea. Do you think two nuns would look cool entering a room to sympathy for the devil . Please allow me to introduce myself im a man of wealth and taste ive been around for a long, long year stole many a mans soul and faith [ cheers and applause ] seth now you all know that nfl tv ratings are down this year. And theyre trying anything to make it interesting. We could have done a full sketch on ideas to make it more interesting, but instead, we boiled it down to one example, a coin toss they are now trying to make the nfl more interesting called a loin toss. This is a pork loin. Has heads on one side, tails on the other. [ laughter ] call it heads [ laughter ] its tails [ cheers and applause ] seth thats it . Yeah. Seth nothing but the best ideas for casserole. Give it up for ian, who wrote that. [ cheers and applause ] true story, he gets extra money now, because he was on camera. [ light laughter ] Everybody Loves a dog show is something one of my writers told me. But if you ever watched a dog show, they take forever so they said, what if we do an entire dog show in 30 seconds lets do it weve got an english sheepdog. We have an irish setter. We have a standard poodle, we have a shiba inu, and a shetland sheepdog. And here we go, everybody im going to say third place, second place. Thats our firstplace dog. Lets get a picture, everybody [ cheers and applause ] and give it up for the 30second dog show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] by the way, thats our queue card guy, wally, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and you know, when wally walks in every day, i never once thought, thats a cool dude. [ laughter ] until today. [ cheers and applause ] please allow me to introduce myself im a man of wealth and taste ive been around for a long, long year stole many a mans soul and faith seth little proud of yourself during that, wally. One of our female writers thought it would be funny if there was a version of the song Sexual Healing by marvin gaye that helped people avoid Sexual Misconduct. And i said, hey, why not . Its casserole. Thats what its here for. So please welcome amber ruffin pretending to be marvin gaye, singing the hit that never was, Sexual Misconduct. [ cheers and applause ] baby im hot just like an oven and thats not your problem and baby is it okay for me to call you baby if not thats okay now when i get that feeling ill avoid Sexual MisconductSexual Misconduct baby i mean miss makes you feel respected helps me keep my job Sexual Misconduct sends lots of grown men to jail [ cheers and applause ] seth give it up for amber. Give it up for the Lighting Department on that marvin gaye lighting [ applause ] let me ask you a hypothetical. Could a duck look cool entering a room to sympathy for the devil. [ cheers and applause ] please allow me to introduce myself im a man of wealth and taste ive been around for a long, long year stole many a mans soul and faith [ cheers and applause ] seth this has been the best casserole of my life i would like to thank amber ruffin, Henry Kissinger the girl that henry kissed, the foo writers who wrote for the casserole. Well be right back with music from Seth Macfarlane, everyone [ cheers and applause ] at tmobile when you holiday twogether, great things come in twos. Like tmobile and netflix. Right now when you get an unlimited family plan, netflix is included. Wow tmobile covers your netflix subscription, so you can catch the hottest new movies and shows all year long on us. 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[ cheers and applause ] seth back to perform, almost like being in love, from his Grammy Nominated album in full swing, Seth Macfarlane, everyone [ cheers and applause ] maybe the sun gave me the power for i could swim loch lomond and be home in half an hour maybe the air gave me the drive for im all aglow and alive what a day this has been what a rare mood im in why its almost like being in love theres a smile on my face for the whole human race why its almost like being in love all the music of life seems to be like a bell that is ringing for me and from the way that i feel when that bell starts to peel i could swear i was fallin yes id swear i was fallin its almost like being in love why its almost like being being in love yes its almost almost like being in love all the music of life just seems to be like a bell that keeps on ringing for me and from the way that i feel when that bell starts to peel i would swear i was fallin its almost like being in love [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] seth Seth Macfarlane, everyone the album in full swing is out now. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] michael im thankful that im alive and have a second chance. James im thankful for the help and the opportunity that i received. Darlene im thankful to be able to help people in crisis. Vanessa im thankful that addiction is treatable, and that help is available. Christie new jersey is experiencing a heroin epidemic fueled by opioid painkillers. But if you or someone you love is struggling with addiction, i want you to know we are here for you. This holiday season, choose help. Call 844 reach nj or visit reachnj. Gov. Really . Really . Really . Really . Really . See zero in a whole new way. Get zero down, zero deposit, zero first months payment, and zero due at signing on select volkswagen models. Now with the people first warranty. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to Seth Macfarlane, everyone karlie kloss, fred armisen, 8g band stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hey, whats up . Carson daly here from last call from the federal bar. Weve got an awesome show coming up. Were going to get things going right now. For our comedy spotlight we turn the ice house stage over to new york city comic, blair socci