And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 778 British Columbia steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness that is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] that is a great crowd. Welcome everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Its a great show. First, heres lets get to what people are talking about here. A little drama out of the washington today. Surprise. [ light laughter ] Chuck Schumer and nancy pelosi canceled their meeting with President Trump after he attacked them on twitter. Then trump was like, does this mean i can stay in my pajamas . [ laughter ] bring me the footie ones. Baby got size eights. [ light laughter ] after he referred to her as pocahontas yesterday, Elizabeth Warren said its unfortunate trump cant make it through a ceremony without using a racial slur. And his aide said, seriously . He cant make it through an episode of dora without using a racial slur. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] what are you talking about . Steve what . Jimmy bring out the backpack. Thats my favorite. [ laughter ] meanwhile, i read that trump lied about his own heritage for decades, claiming that his family was swedish to help sell apartments. And hes still claiming that hes swedish so ikea will build his wall. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy put the florgun next to the flugen. Save me a meatball. [ light laughter ] its been rough for the president. In fact, his first wife ivana says he really misses his old life. You remember trumps old life, where he played golf, watched fox friends, and sent crazy tweets all day. [ laughter ] yeah, his old life. He misses that. [ applause ] he misses his old life. But get this, i read that the white house may ban staffers from using their smart phones while at work. In related news, President Trump just resigned from office. Thats it. I quit. That is finally enough. [ cheers and applause ] but this is very nice. The white house just unveiled its holiday display and it has a nativity scene. Marking the first time all year theres been wise men at the white house. [ laughter ] steve heyoh ho jimmy now, this is going viral. A white house staffer tweeted out a photo of one of the hallways of the white house after it was officially decorated for christmas. And people noticed that it looks a little scary. Check this out. This is a real photo. [ audience ohs ] steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy i guess the trumps like it, because theyre actually using that picture for their Christmas Card this year. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, and theyre going to figure out the right words to go with it. Ill show you what i mean. So far theyre considering merry christmas. Were just two identical twins on tricycles away from being the scariest thing you have ever seen. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve wow. Jimmy red rum. [ light laughter ] theyre also considering merry christmas. Wishing your family the opposite of whatever this is. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] i dont know why that and finally theres, merry christmas. This is what frozen on broadway looks like in the upsidedown. [ cheers and applause ] theyre in the holiday spirit. Of course, another big story is that prince harry is engaged to meghan markle. [ cheers and applause ] and it was announced that theyll marry at Windsor Castle this may. Thats right. Right now every bride is asking, wow, how did they get a venue so quick . [ light laughter ] [ applause ] did you hear about this thing . Theres a new iphone case called the rokshok thats actually a secret Engagement Ring box. So that you can propose, and record the reaction. Heres a quick video showing how it works. Look at this. [ laughter ] jimmy pretty interesting there. I think there are a few flaws that they have to work out. Because check out their latest commercial. Watch this. Introducing rokshok, the cell phone case with a built in ring box. Now when you get down on one knee to propose, you can cherish your fiancees reaction forever. [ laughter ] never forget the beautiful moment she said i do. And share it with everyone on social media. [ laughter ] rokshok, the best moment from the worst angle. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy the best moment from the worst angle. Oh, my gosh. Lets get to some sports. Last night, the Houston Texans had a tough loss to the baltimore ravens. And the texans quarterback, tom savage, decided to keep things pretty brief at his press conference. Take a look at this. We good . [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy in related news, he was just named trumps new press secretary. No questions. We good . [ applause ] finally you guys, some big tv news. Mtv is bringing back jersey shore next year with the original cast. [ cheers and applause ] just what this country needs, more loud orange people on tv. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have got a great show tonight. From the giant new movie, star wars the last jedi, daisy ridley is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] daisy ridley. Thats what im talking about. Shes awesome. Later in the show, daisy and i are going to play a star wars themed whisper challenge. Steve ooh. Jimmy be sure to stick around for that. Itll be fun. Plus, from the fantastic new film, wonder wheel its getting good buzz. Jim belushi is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy timberlake, timberlake is in it. We love that guy. Also were going to look at holiday gift ideas with kate berlant and john early tonight. Steve whoa. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they have holiday gift ideas, Perfect Timing for that. Closing out the show tonight, the one and only Liam Gallagher is here tonight. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy as you were. As you were. As you were is the name this is like the deluxe, super deluxe vinyl. Steve wow. Jimmy this is not the record. Steve thats a tiny record. Thats like a 45. Jimmy no, its not tiny. This is a 45. This is just the single. But then the actual record is here. Steve ooh. Jimmy and it is white vinyl. Oohlala. Steve whats in that other one . Jimmy guy doesnt fool around. Hes the best. This record, it was released october 6th in the u. K. Debuted at number one, and it outsold the rest of the top ten albums there combined. Steve whoa [ applause ] jimmy this dudes a legend. Hes a legend as you were. As you were. How dare you . [ slap ] as you were theres this video did you guys see this video of Liam Gallagher making tea. Quest, did you see this . Questlove no. Jimmy oh, dude, this is the greatest thing on youtube. Its Liam Gallagher making tea. Okay . Hes explaining why theres no rock stars anymore. Because they have to make their own tea. I wanted to show it on the show tonight. Its very short. But we had to clean it up for television. Steve a lot. Jimmy well, yeah. Because this is Liam Gallagher. But its so funny. Please check it out. Heres Liam Gallagher yeah, its good for the voice, so im told. Its [ bleep ] good, man. Now, in the 90s i got someone else to [ bleep ] do it, but now i cant. [ bleep ] moneys tight. Too tight to mention. Got to do it yourself, havent you . No one buys records these days. In the 90s i had about four people doing it. A little geezer doing the kettle. That kid. Some other little [ bleep ] doing that. And some other little [ bleep ] doing that. Now youve got to do it yourself these days. You know what i mean . cause these [ bleep ] smartasses download [ bleep ] tunes for niche. And you wonder why theres no real rock and roll stars around. This is the [ bleep ] you got us doing. [ bleep ] [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, tell them whats tell them whats up, man i love that dude, man. Guys, its time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of trump not being named time person of the year. This week President Trump tweeted that Time Magazine called to tell him that he would probably be named person of the year, and he declined it. And time says its not true. Who even knows . Lets take a look at the pros and cons of trump not being named time person of the year. Here we go. Pro trump loves appearing on magazine covers. Con because the cover is the only part he reads. Oh, thats interesting. Steve oh, there you go. [ laughter and applause ] timmy. Jimmy pro trump picking up a copy of Time Magazine. Con having to use both of his hands to turn the page. Water bottle . [ applause ] pro trump wants to be on times person of the year cover. Con or as he put it, put me on the covfefe. [ laughter and applause ] i deserve to be on the covfefe. Pro trump is obsessed with time. Con because it includes his two favorite things, tie and me. [ applause ] pro trump will say he didnt want to be on the cover anyway. Con making him Time Magazines greatest breaking up with you before you break up with me of the year. [ laughter and applause ] i dont want to be on the cover. We never yeah, i dont want it. And finally, pro trump didnt get picked to be person of the year. Con hell just have to settle for being president of the united freaking states thats the pros and cons. Well be right back with daisy ridley, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] can you pass me that tinsel . Ooh, i love that one. A pink tree . Its millennial pink not seeing the vision. How about a little gold . How about rose gold . Lets do it um, love do i use. One thatsthat wgood for my teeth . 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Our first guest is a very talented actress who made her film debut in one of the biggest movies of all time, star wars the force awakens. Now shes back in the highly anticipated new movie, star wars the last jedi, which is in theaters december 15th. Everyone, please welcome daisy ridley. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy look at that, how fun. Daisy first, look on the cover here of ellie, you look gorgeous there. Hey, congratulations on that. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for coming back. Thanks for having me. Jimmy i think the last time you were here was before the force awakens opened. Yeah. Jimmy and it went on to be like the biggest movie of all time. Yeah, thats right, yeah. Jimmy yeah, i mean not, yeah, not too shabby, yeah. What has happened with your life for the past two years . What is the biggest thing thats changed or happened . Um, well, i was realizing today the biggest thing is singing with barbra streisand. Jimmy thats right, you were on the duets album. Yeah. Jimmy that was also was the number one album at one point. Yes. Jimmy you had a great couple years. Yeah, not bad. [ cheers and applause ] how did you hook up thats right. It was you and anne hathaway. Anne hathaway, yeah. Jimmy how did you hook up to sing with Barbara Streisand . Well j. J. Is good friends with her, so i went around for tea at her house. Jimmy i love tea. I love how to make tea. Literally sobbed. I cant believe ive just been at Barbra Streisands house. [ laughter ] jimmy thats how you talked the whole time. [ stuttering ] its like, im gonna write this down, okay, just look, just read what i will say. I love you. Yeah, it was amazing. Jimmy and she was super cool. She was great. Jimmy where were you, in the studio . No, went to her house in malibu. Jimmy you were in the house . Yeah. [ gasps ] i did see the shopping alley. Jimmy yeah, she has like a a mall in her house. Yes, she told me about it. I didnt have time to stay. I had to catch a flight. Can you imagine . I was like, sorry babs. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Yeah, and then we recorded it. And my dad was there. He loves hearing me sing. So the whole thing was fantastic. Jimmy your dad flipped out . Yeah. Jimmy does he flip out that youre in star wars . No. [ laughter ] jimmy really . Thats not no. Hes got this new thing that he calls the papa edit, so like if im in an advert a lot, hes like, thats my edit. Like, he loves Morgan Freeman, and he likes me, because im his child. [ laughter ] jimmy Morgan Freeman is not in star wars. No, if he was he would be so thrilled. [ laughter ] jimmy is that right . Yeah, no. He likes it, like he you know. Jimmy does he come to the set . Does he see yeah. He came to the set, yeah. He came to ireland when we were sort of redoing the end bit for the beginning bit of the last jedi. Jimmy oh, i remember the end. I mean i dont want to spoil it, but did he meet mark hamill . Yeah he i dont know if he was joking, but he did say, who do you play then . Jimmy no he did not. [ laughter ] that is not that is not true. He was joking. He must be. Jimmy he had to have been joking. Yeah, everyone knows who he plays. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah, absolutely. I mean, you work with this legends, mark hamil, harrison ford, gosh you have been Carrie Fisher, who sadly is no longer with us. Yeah. Jimmy but gosh, i love Carrie Fisher as well. Yeah. Jimmy did she ever talk to you, give you advice . I think it was more lead by example thing. Because harrison, carrie and mark, it wasnt really like, oh, this is whats going to happen. This is what you should do. Its more like, you know, they live their lives and theyre awesome, and they all have families and live very happily and then work and then go home. And carrie just never shrunk from what it is, what she is, what she was, everything. So it was more that thing, of not shrinking away from it and being nervous about it. Jimmy be yourself as loud as you want to be. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy yeah, thats fantastic. Yeah. Jimmy i know how hard you work on these films. I think last time you showed me some moves. It was crazy. I think even j. J. Showed me a a clip that no one is allowed to see. Oh really . Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah. It was like, super top secret. Jimmy he actually put a a laser in my brain so i forgot about it. [ laughter ] jimmy but its so much work that goes into these things. Im telling you, its like its crazy, but then i heard that you also worked the wrap party in ireland. Yeah, i did. The thing is, like not to float my own boat, but im a really good bartender. [ laughter ] because i worked in a pub for like you know, in two different pubs for like a year and a half in a rowdy london district. Jimmy how old are you, then . Like 19, 20, 21 . Just before jimmy see, thats the problem. [ light laughter ] 19, 20, 21, just rounded it out. This was before star wars. Jimmy yeah. I got costume in february and i stopped working there in middecember. Jimmy wow. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i love stories like that. So im a good bartender so i worked the wrap party. Jimmy so what was going on at the wrap party, was it was just like there was a big queue, you know. Jimmy yeah, there was a big line. And i was like, hey, guys, can i get back there . Bet back there . Get back there. Jimmy yeah, now you got it, see, yeah. And i did and it was fantastic. Jimmy and you can make cocktails, and beers, everything. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy can you pour guinness . Oh, yes, yeah. Jimmy thats the secret, yeah. I can do oh. Jimmy you can do it all, yeah, so yeah. [ light laughter ] now, the last jedi, i know, were note even really even allowed to talk about it. And wouldnt want to and i wont spoil anything for anybody, because i really dont know whats going on and have not seen it, and youve not shown me anything. No. Jimmy and no, its not j. J. This time. No. Jimmy no, it is rian. Rian. Jimmy yeah, and hes was not really showing me secret stuff. [ light laughter ] but just so fans out there know, i will not spoil it, but theres a theres a porg. Yeah. Jimmy porg is very cute. Porg is very cute. Jimmy the porg is very cute and thats in this film, but thats all i can really i cant say anything else. It looks great. Cant wait to see it. Thank you. Jimmy im going to show a a clip of, but this is already out, so im not spoiling anything. Yeah. Jimmy heres a part [ laughter ] im going to show you something, but you guys have to forget you ever saw this. [ laughter ] here we go. Heres daisy ridley in star wars the last jedi. Take a look. Something inside me has always been there. And now its awake. And i need help. Ive seen this raw strength only once before. It didnt scare me enough then. It does now. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] i cannot wait it is so good. Daisy ridley. [ cheers and applause ] daisy and i are playing a star wars themed whisper challenge when we come back. Stick around. Come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] for those who know what theyre really building. Always unstoppable. speaking hindi speaking spanish hraaerrr wookiee . Campbells new star wars soups. Made for real, real life. I need you baby you can make my heart go round you ohh camera shutter clicks you can make my heart go round ahhhh whoooo ohh, ohhohhohhohh baby there was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she had to buy lots of groceries. While she was shopping for organic fruits and veggies, burglars broke into her shoe. They stole her kids Mountain Bikes and tablets along with her new juice press. Luckily the Geico Insurance agency had helped her with Homeowners Insurance. She got full replacement on the stolen goods and started a Mountain Bike juice delivery service. Call geico and see how affordable Homeowners Insurance can be. Where are they now . I quit my job. You got fired . No, i quit. Im trying to get into vet school. Fingers crossed. Moo i hate my life. I would do anything to sing with you guys again. One last show together. Hell yeah what a beautiful group. Everyone of them going nowhere. Were going to show them that we are not a joke. I love you awesome nerds. Way up. Way up try to have some dignity. Way up. Way up [ screaming ] we dont do anything with dignity, ok. Way up. Way up rated pg13. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes guys, were hanging out with daisy ridley, right here. And you can see her [ cheers and applause ] in star wars the last jedi, in theaters on december 15th. Daisy and i are about to play the whisper challenge. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] whisper challenge. Jimmy all right, so heres how the game works. One person will put on headphones with loud music playing. Then the other person picks up a card and reads the random phrase on that card. The person wearing the headphones has to try to and guess what they just said. And in honor of your new movie, all the clues tonight will be from star wars. And we have some custom headphones as well. [ laughter ] all right, so [ cheers and applause ] maybe you put these on first. Okay. Jimmy all right, there you go. Oh, my god, i cant wait. Jimmy yeah. And ill play loud music, okay . [ laughter ] is it loud enough . Not the music choice i was expecting. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] youre very loud right now. Yeah. Jimmy okay, here we go, all right, ready. [ laughter ] ready . [ light laughter ] you look great with those, man. All right, here we go. [ laughter ] a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Something on the far, far away. [ laughter ] [ indiscernible ] far, far away. Jimmy a long time ago a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away jimmy yeah you got that one. [ cheers and applause ] all right, that first one was easy. That was easy. I knew youd get that one. All right, good. Eventually. Jimmy all right, ready . All right, so now do i get to go now . Jimmy oh, wow. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, loud. All right. [ laughter ] all right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ready . Jimmy im rocking, yeah. Lando jimmy lactic [ laughter ] Lando Calrissian. Jimmy lactic acid. [ laughter ] Lando Calrissian. Jimmy lectro [ laughter ] Lando Calrissian. Jimmy lectro nitrogen. [ laughter ] Lando Calrissian. Oh, theyre star wars themed. Yeah. Jimmy say it again. [ laughter ] Lando Calrissian. Jimmy Lando Calrissian [ cheers and applause ] i forgot it was star wars themed. I forgot it was star wars themed. Im like, wait. For a second i thought it was like a science theme to it. Oh. Jimmy all right, here we go. I love this game. Jimmy yeah, all right, ready, okay, here we go. Do or do not. [ laughter ] no, thats hard did you go . Okay. [ laughter ] do you jimmy do or do not. Oh. Jimmy there is no try. [ laughter ] no idea. Jimmy all right, ready . Do or do not. Do you want some ham . [ laughter ] jimmy what star wars movie is that from again . Do you want some ham . Do or do not. Do you want to cram . [ laughter ] its your body language, too. Jimmy oh, oh, yeah, its my body language, thats right. Mmahh. Yoda [ laughter ] jimmy do or do not. Do or do not there is no try jimmy theres no try. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Jimmy i got yoda. Okay, good. Yes. Jimmy i was trying to do the voice and i know you cant hear the voice, yeah. What am i doing . You were so nonchalant. Jimmy yeah. I do a good good yoda, i guess. All right, here we go. Okay. Jimmy oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] whoa, whoa, whoa, the speakers are banging on this. Okay. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Ready . Jimmy oh, sorry, i have to look at you. [ laughter ] star wars themed, remember. Oh. [ laughter ] jimmy are we going . Yes. Help me, obiwan kenobi. Youre my only hope. Jimmy stop. [ laughter ] pick pickled pickle [ laughter ] stop. Help me, obiwan kenobi. Jimmy a licky [ laughter ] licky pickle. [ light laughter ] youre my only hope. Jimmy slow it down. [ light laughter ] help me jimmy elm. Um help me jimmy elmo obiwan kenobi. [ laughter ] jimmy elmo says hi elmo say hi [ laughter ] youre my only hope. Jimmy my gosh, its elmo i cant believe im watching im on sesame street. Help me jimmy i love you [ laughter ] oh help me, obiwan jimmy help me, obiwan kenobi. Youre my only hope. Yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Daisy ridley, everybody [ cheers and applause ] star wars the last jedi comes out december 15th. Jim belushi joins us after the break. Stick around, its fun thank you jimmy that was fun [ cheers and applause ] paul hey jimmy, wheres your iphone season spirit . Be smart and get the new iphone from sprint youll get the best price for unlimited and Network Reliability within 1 of the other guys. jimmy im going to sprint vo switch to sprint and get the new iphone 8 or ten and save 350, plus upgrade to the latest iphone anytime for people with hearing loss, with iphone forever. Visit sprintrelay. Com. amanda von a fluke. D scrappy and he totally has a superpower. Didnt know i was allergic to ibuprofen. And i had fallen asleep. scrappy barks amanda he was totally freaked out, digging and pawing at me. And when i woke up i realized that i was in anaphylaxis and went to the emergency room. I dont know what i would do if he wasnt there. Hes the best boy. vo through the subaru share the love event, weve helped the ascpa save nearly forty thousand animals so far. Get a new subaru and well donate two hundred fifty dollars more to help those in need. amanda put a little love in your heart. Bthe less stuff i have, myto carry the better. K. With surface pro, i have one device that does everything. Technology has really changed how i do this job. On pacific rim uprising our characters are 250 ft. Tall. Where in the heck are you gonna land this big robot . Pulled up a satellite image and there is like a giant bullseye, robots here i feel very proud of what i bring to the screen. I have the greatest job in the world. Toasting dad im not one but heres to. To many more years of friendship. And feasts crowd [laughing, cheering] to presents a mi familia que lo es todo. To being right here, right now, with you. Sfx dog bark. And you. Toasting dad i guess what im trying to say is, heres to family. Were proud to bring your family amazing value every day. T. J. Maxx. Marshalls. Homegoods. Family is the greatest gift. Wheres your iphone season spirit . Be smart and get the new iphone from sprint youll get the best price for unlimited and Network Reliability within 1 of the other guys. jimmy im going to sprint vo switch to sprint and get the new iphone 8 or ten and save 350, plus upgrade to the latest iphone anytime for people with hearing loss, with iphone forever. Visit sprintrelay. Com. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a funny and talented actor, he stars in the new film wonder wheel which hits select theaters this friday. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome jim belushi [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, wonder wheel. There you go, right there. Oh, yeah. Thats our theme song. How did you know that . The little oasis mashup, Liam Gallagher, you. Welcome back, buddy. Its nice to be here, jimmy. Jimmy always great to see you. Usually when i see you, youre either rocking on stage or Something Like that with danny aykroyd. Oh, doing the blues brothers. Jimmy thats right. Are you guys danny and i. Jimmy do you still do . We do it all the time. We play corporate events, major casinos, big benefits. We have a ball. Jimmy every single time i see you its unbelievable. Its great. Were kicking and dancing and moving and were soul men. Jimmy the blues brothers. I know, i love it, man, its the greatest, come on. [ cheers and applause ] i would love you, man, its great. Oh, yeah. Jimmy and dan aykroyd is doing well . Hes doing great . Hes doing ah, jimmy, im doing great. Im doing great. Jimmy jimmy, im doing great. I guess i cant wait to dance with you again, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy is that what he says to you . Oh, yeah, hes like hes 64. Jimmy hes so fast, man. You know, hes a big guy. Jimmy larger than life. I love him. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i was talking to you backstage and you were saying, yeah i go, do you love the holidays . And you said, you know i was a a santa for a couple times. I was a santa claus in college. Thats how i made my money at christmas to buy gifts, you know. Jimmy really . Yes, yes. Jimmy like a mall like a a mall santa . No, yeah, no. I did malls first, that was my warmup training. [ laughter ] jimmy thats 101 yeah. Jimmy thats santa 101. Right, right. I did it turn style, i dont even know the name of the places. I put an ad in the paper and on Christmas Eve i would go out and i would play santa on all these different houses. I had a schedule and everything. And unfortunately one Christmas Eve i had a suspended license. [ light laughter ] jimmy see, this is this is what im talking about so jimmy again these are santas helpers. Yes, and uh [ laughter ] you guys, its santas helpers. Its not actually santa, yeah. No, i was santa claus. Jimmy yeah, i know, yeah, yeah. Right, as a helper. Jimmy yeah. I put on a costume and a wig and a beard. I was the crime rate in my town. I was all the statistics as a a criminal. Jimmy you were everything, yeah. I was everything. And so they knew my vehicle. So here im driving on Christmas Eve as santa claus going with a bag of you know, stuff. And they see my car and they pull me over. Jimmy yeah. No license. Jimmy yeah. They took me out of the car dressed as santa claus. [ laughter ] and they cuffed me. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Come on. On the main street. Jimmy that is so cruel. These cars are going by with kids in them. What is santa doing . [ laughter ] santas a criminal. He steals presents for you. [ laughter ] jimmy that is not true. No presents for you. Jimmy thats not true. Oh, it is so true. Those guys were so rough on me, those cops. Jimmy that was so funny. Lets talk about the film here, wonder wheel. Jimmy youre getting great buzz for this thing. Congratulations. Welldeserved. Youre there with some heavy hitters. Kate winslet. Kate. Jimmy yeah. Woody, vittorio i mean, when i walked on the set, jimmy, they were about 30 yards away. And i can see like a glow of Academy Awards floating. [ laughter ] theres like five of them over kate. [ laughter ] and then you look at woody, theres 24. Jimmy yeah, yeah. You know, nominations and awards, and then vittorio, theres, like, three or four. I mean he he shot last tango in paris, this guy. Jimmy yes. And i have a certificate [ laughter ] of an emmy nomination. Jimmy thats what im talking about. For writing on saturday night live in 1983 that i share with 17 other writers. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. And did you win that emmy . I did not win that emmy jimmy you did not win the emmy. Im sorry [ laughter ] it was just the certificate. [ laughter ] jimmy just the nomination is all you really need. Jimmy i folded it and i put it in my pocket. I put my brother, john, in this pocket and my dad in this pocket. [ laughter ] jimmy thats good. And i wanna how do you do, im jim belushi. [ laughter ] jimmy brother, how was i think theres another guy in the movie. I keep forgetting his name. Oh justin timberlake. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, that guy. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, hes cool, man. Jimmy right. Yeah, hes a tall the real thing. Jimmy he is, right . Jimmy, hes the real thing. Jimmy yeah. Man, he sings, he dances, hes funny. Jimmy i know. He improvises, he acts. Hes terrific in this movie. Jimmy yeah, hes great. But wait until you see him in the shorts that he wears. Jimmy i saw. [ laughter ] oh, ive seen that before. Jimmy i mean, its shot so beautifully. It is, it is beautiful. Jimmy how do they even make coney island like that, 1950s. Well, its vittorio, i mean, hes just jimmy just gorgeous. To really risk with his lighting and, you know, the lighting, but whoever sets the emotion thats going, its just gorgeous. Its really, jimmy, its really a good film. But it feels like an Arthur Miller play or a a Tennessee Williams play. Jimmy yeah. It is so deep, and i think its the best piece ive been a a part of in decades. Im really proud to be in it. Jimmy good for you, brother. Yeah, its really good. Jimmy can you set up the film . What its really about and how does justin get involved . [ laughter ] well, justin opens up in his shorts so he gets involved very quickly. Jimmy hes a lifeguard, right . Hes a lifeguard. He meets kate winslet on the beach, who is very unhappy and lonely, from being married to me. [ laughter ] jimmy well, they they i dont understand. Jimmy how does that happen . I dont understand but thats thats what acting is all about, yeah. Oh, its all about that. And they have a bit of an affair. And then my daughter, who has been there for five years, she shows up and so then the circle starts to go. The wonder wheel starts to spin. I cant really tell you the rest of it. Jimmy well, youre fantastic in it, buddy. And i always love it when you come by. Oh, thank you. Jimmy i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] i want to show everyone a clip. Heres jim belushi in ah, there it is. Jimmy wonder wheel. Take a look at this. Oh, what the hell do you know . Since when do you know what happens inside the rackets . How could i not know . I cant be married to one of those guys and not pick up on whats going on . Thats right i told you not to marry that racketeer i told he was all mob. Got me stake a murder. She calls this this greaseball exciting. He wasnt even goodlooking. He was a punk. I need a drink. Forget it, humpty. Damn it calm down. Damn [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jim belushi, everybody [ cheers and applause ] wonder wheel is in select theaters this friday. Well be right back with the Holiday Gift Guide that you wont want to miss. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] weekend at kohls its the one time of year Friends Family take an extra 25 off give joy with outerwear for her boots for him and stockings for the family plus get kohls cash and remember Friends Family take an extra 25 off. Give joy, get joy at kohls. This is Google Home Mini. 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[ laughter ] jimmy whatever you celebrate, im glad youre here. And i see we have some holidays gift ideas for us. We do. Oh, yeah. This first thing is a a candle. I know what youre thinking, really . Ive seen it before. But i stand behind this classic gift. It really works for anyone. A friend, a family member, a a coworker. And its budgetfriendly. This candle cost 20 and it smells incredible. Oh, youve got to try it. Jimmy smells great. [ laughter ] who wouldnt love that. Who wouldnt love that. John, smell this. Whoa. [ laughter ] what . Nothing. Sorry, im just its not for me. [ laughter ] okay. Whats your gift . Go. Okay, well my first gift is this holidaythemed puzzle. Jimmy i love puzzles. Me too. Okay, this is a perfect gift for a niece, a nephew. Really any kid on your holiday gift list. What i love about this is that its interactive, its for the whole family. Kids these days are always on their screens. So its really choking hazard sorry. Im sorry, everyone. [ light laughter ] but if you see something, say something, right . And i see something. [ laughter ] so im going to say something, okay . Thats a choking hazard, john, okay . A child sees the puzzle, oh, candy . [ whistles ] chokes. Right . [ laughter ] christmas ruined. So [ light laughter ] okay, okay. Its just even though i dont have kids yet, i love kids. And im very protective over kids. How old are you . You know, its so hard to say. [ laughter ] its like, who knows . Im kind of hovering in that bracket between 29 and 30 so 30. [ laughter ] okay. So what i have here is something for you know who mom. Or really any cook on your list. These are nesting bowls, and as you can see, they quite literally nest. [ yawn ] yeah. Im sorry. Okay, what . I dont know, just, you know, a bunch of bowls . Im bored. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] you know gifts are rough, right . You know Holiday Shopping can really break the bank. [ talking over each other ] its so hard. We torture ourselves. Thats why i always suggest making a gift as a fun alternative to buying one. [ talking over each other ] [ laughter ] at the end of the day its a a subjective artform. And you have to the trick is to start early. [ talking over each other ] okay, we cannot talk at the same time, john. I was talking. I was talking, too. Okay, jimmy, who was talking first . Jimmy i dont want to get into the middle of this. Do not drag jimmy into this, john. Do not jimmy okay, guys, we have to wrap this up here. So lets just okay, okay, okay. Kate, kate, kate, i feel like i owe you an apology. Yeah, me too. Me too. We came here to discuss our favorite time of year. Mmhmm. And i think the pressure of that mmhmm. Turned us against each other. Mmhmm. You know, honestly, i blame myself. No, john, you cant. No, i do. I do. I blame myself. I really do. Because heres the thing. You know this about me. When i get in front of a crowd, the first thing i throw under the bus is you. [ laughter ] and thats insane, and thats insane because kate, you are my best friend. [ audience aws ] john you are my best friend, okay . Im not just saying this because were on tv, okay . Youre not my old friend, my dear friend, youre my best friend. Okay, kate. Look at me, come on. Look at me. [ light laughter ] promise we will never let Holiday Shopping get between us again, okay . [ laughter ] john, look at me. Hey, john, look at me, okay . I promise. Jimmy just by being here you both have made me realize what the holidays are all about. [ laughter ] its about coming together, pushing our differences aside, and spreading peace, love and joy. Thanks to you guys and your holiday gift ideas, i think i have learned the true meaning of christmas. Guys . [ cheers and applause ] yes. These realistic dolls taught me the true meaning of christmas. [ cheers and applause ] sorry. I cant make it. Its just my eczema again, but its fine. Yeah, its fine. You ok . Eczema. Its fine. 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Performing come back to me, please welcome Liam Gallagher [ cheers and applause ] ive come so far my hands are hard but i want to touch you cause i know youre lonely ive seen despair but i still care my heart is together my head is exploding everyone out there says youve been going a bit too hard everyone out there says youve been testing man and god trying to make a scene why dont you come back to me why dont you come back to me why dont you come back to me tired of myself thank god some help im coming and going i cant get enough man i get high i get saved i look out i be brave the waves are still rolling youre hooked on a feeling everyone out there says youve been going a bit too hard everyone out there says youve been testing man and god trying to make a scene come back to me why dont you come back to me why dont you come back to me everyone out there says youve been going a bit too hard everyone out there says youve been testing man and god trying to make a scene why dont you come back to me why dont you come back to me why dont you come back to me thank you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes Liam Gallagher [ cheers and applause ] catch him on tour in d. C. And philadelphia this week. My thanks to daisy ridley, jim belushi, kate berlant, john early Liam Gallagher, once again [ cheers and applause ] monica [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye bye. Thank you guys. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Saoirse Ronan from the marvelous mrs. Maisel, actress rachel brosnahan. Comedian michelle wolf. Featuring the 8g band with will dorsey jr. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. Fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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