Feel more confident about that if they would stop calling him drumstick. [ laughter ] you have a very Bright Future ahead of you, white meat. [ laughter ] just call me jeff [ light laughter ] cbs news today fired host charlie rose after eight women accused him of Sexual Harassment. Its too bad, but if you want to keep your job, youve got to get that number up to 16. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] pbs also cut ties today with the charlie rose show after accusations from eight women, including allegations that rose would walk around naked in their presence. Or, they could just rebrand the program and call it antique rod show. [ laughter and applause ] an alabama pastor expressed his support for accused Senate Candidate roy moore in a recent interview and said, quote, there are some 14yearolds who, the way they look, could pass for 20. Hes the pastor of the first church of the virgin mary, according to her, anyway. [ applause ] according to a new report, new york will set a new tourism record this year with almost 62 Million People visiting the city in 2017. They were here to visit popular hot spots, like the middle of the sidewalk and the top of the escalator. [ laughter and applause ] according to a new study, people who are emotionally attached to the character harry potter are less likely to be prejudiced against minority groups. That story, again, nineyearolds usually arent racist. [ laughter ] starbucks recently released a limited edition juniper latte. Juniper, or as betsy devos calls it, the biggest planet. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, pringles has launched several new potato chip flavors, including turkey, stuffing, mashed potato, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie. Or as single dads call it, thanksgiving [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight he is starring in a new dramatic western series on netflix, godless. Jeff daniels is here, everybody [ cheers and applause ] fantastic guy. So happy to have him back. Shes one of our favorites. You know her from netflixs orange is the new black, Danielle Brooks is back on the show, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] and music from r b artist daniel caesar. So youre really here on a good night. [ cheers and applause ] the reality is, even though we do this every night, we dont always have time to cover all of the recent news. So here with a recap is one of our writers, amber ruffin, in a segment we call, amber says what. [ cheers and applause ] hey, you guys things have been crazy okay. First of all, a billion people have been accused of Sexual Harassment and folks are like, what but women are like, what . [ laughter ] then, Blake Shelton was named sexiest man alive. And i was like, what [ laughter ] happened to idris elba, is he okay . And they were like, yeah, we just think Blake Shelton is the sexiest man alive. But i was like, what you know who the sexiest man alive actually is. Model and actor kofi siriboe. Whoo he is so hot that if a white girl brought him home to meet her parents, they would be like, ooh. [ laughter and applause ] then, australia voted to legalize gay marriage. And i was like, what . They didnt already have it . [ laughter ] gay marriage was too weird for you, but you let these whatchamacallits run around everywhere . [ applause ] then the Keystone Pipeline burst, and i had so many whats . First of all, what did you think was going to happen . Secondly, what did you think all those protests were about . And lastly, what do you need all that oil for . Is it for your oily children . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] silky smooth. Then, at the amas, everybody said p nk made a face at christina aguilera, as she was singing a tribute to whitney houston. And i was like, what . Thats not like p nk. And p nk was like, what i didnt do that. Thats just people trying to start drama between women. And i was like, amen then [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. I felt the same way but then i watched the clip. [ laughter ] i was like whaaaaaat ooh, i love her, though. Then Serena Williams had a spectacular wedding. Whoo i saw those pictures, and i was like, what . I cannot handle how beautiful this is. And then i was like, there had better not be a photo of them and their adorable baby. Whaaat then i was like, there had better not be a big family photo that shows how much they all love each other. Whaaat [ laughter ] and then i was like, well, as long as there is not a photo of beyonce at the wedding. Whaaaaaatt [ glass breaking ] this has been amber says what. [ cheers and applause ] seth amber ruffin, everybody [ cheers and applause ] moving on, more Sexual Assault allegations have rocked congress and the News Business as allegations surfaced against some of the biggest names in those industries. Meanwhile, President Trump broke his silence on alabama Senate Candidate roy moore, coming out in support of an accused sexual predator. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth for almost two weeks, trump has faced repeated questions about his position on moore, and for two weeks trump has done everything he could to avoid answering them. For example, yesterday he ignored shouted questions from reporters about moore, and announced that for the thanksgiving holiday he had plans to get out of d. C. Altogether. I just want to wish everybody a very, very happy thanksgiving. Were going to be working very hard during the recess in florida. Were going to florida. Seth only trump could get were going to be working very hard and were going to florida in the same sentence. Maybe trump thinks hes working hard because twitter went from 140 characters to 280. [ applause ] my workload [ applause ] my workload has doubled. [ laughter ] sometimes i have to type tax cuts and maga in the same tweet. [ laughter and applause ] so now for two weeks, since the news about moore first broke, we have been waiting to find out if trump could summon at least a shred of decency and disavow a man accused of preying on teenaged girls. And today we found out that the old saying is true. Sexual predators of a feather flock together. We dont need a liberal person in there, a democrat. Is an accused child molester better than a democrat . Is an accused child molester better than a democrat . Well, he denies it. Look he denies it. I mean, if you look at what is really going on, and you look at all the things that have happened over the last 48 hours, he totally denies it. He says it didnt happen. Seth and in fairness, to trump, who are you going to believe . Nine women who dont know each other and whose stories have been corroborated by dozens of independent sources, or a guy who looks like the marlboro mans deadbeat dad . [ cheers and applause ] ive got to run out for cigarettes. But i am cigarettes [ laughter ] one of the most revealing parts came when trump denounced moores democratic rival, doug jones, a lifelong prosecutor who convicted the kkk members responsible for the Birmingham Church bombing that killed four little girls as soft on crime. Jones. Ive looked at his record. Its terrible on crime. I could tell you for a fact, we do not need somebody thats going to be bad on crime. But i can tell you, you dont need somebody who is soft on crime like jones. Seth hes soft on crime . Youre siding with an accused child molester over a guy who prosecuted the kkk. Youre so soft, you look like a tub of melted playdoh. [ cheers and applause ] and trump, of course, is not alone. Hes not alone in backing moore, who has been accused of Sexual Assault by nine women, several of whom were teenagers at the time. Yesterday white house counselor Kellyanne Conway urged alabamans to vote for moore to help pass gop tax cuts. And an adviser to a pro trump super pac, katie walsh, a former white house official, made a similar argument. Listen as she tries to have it both ways on moore. The allegations against, you know, judge moore are deeply troubling. And i believe he should step aside if there is any truth to them at all. But the reality is, kellyanne is right, that we need the votes to pass tax reform. And so where the president is on this believe and Sarah Sanders has been vocal on this, which is its up to the people of alabama. I think, you know, theyll make decisions in a couple weeks here. Seth so there position is literally roy moore should step aside, but if he doesnt, you should vote for him. Thats going to make their pro moore tv ads very awkward. Who is roy moore . The New York Times says four more women have accused roy moore of misconduct. And the the new yorker reports moore was banned from the gadsden mall. And more than 20 republicans have called for roy moore to step aside. But if he doesnt, you should vote for him anyway so we can give corporations a giant tax cut roy moore. He should step aside. But if he doesnt, you know, make him a senator, okay . Paid for by a group of chicken [ bleep ] ass[ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] seth meanwhile, as trump sides with roy moore the avalanche of Sexual Assault allegations that have consumed virtually every aspect of society from politics to entertainment to media continued this week. For example, yesterday we learned that eight women told the Washington Post that longtime television host, charlie rose, made unwanted sexual advances towards them, including lewd phone calls and Walking Around naked in their presence. Good lord. Usually when someone that old is Walking Around naked, a couple of male nurses lead him right back to his room. [ laughter ] thats right, charlie rose walked around naked. Its the only time anyone has ever said thank god there are no lights on this set. [ laughter ] heres a good rule of thumb if your face isnt pulling in the babes, your penis isnt going to make the difference. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] everybodys penis is 100 less attractive than their face. Women dont love the penis. If they love the man, theyll tolerate the penis. The best the best your penis can ever hope for is, well, all right. [ laughter ] this whole situation is like a reverse bachelor. Nobody wants to accept this rose. [ light laughter ] in fact, the post reported that there were striking commonalities in how rose treated the women around him. Two said that while they were working for rose in his residences and were traveling with him on business, he emerged from the shower and walked naked in front of them. A woman, then in her 30s, who was at roses home in 2010 to discuss a job opportunity said rose appeared before her in an untethered bath robe, naked underneath. You know, ill just say it, it might be time to retire the bath robe entirely. Its a terrible idea for a garment. Heres a giant towel that you tie together with a skinnier towel. And you never hear a positive news story involving a bath robe. Its never family of four pulled from Burning House by man in bath robe. [ light laughter ] it is always some creep was creeping it up in a creepy [ bleep ] bath robe. [ applause ] and rose wasnt the only powerful man in media accused of harassment yesterday. There was also New York Times white house correspondent, glenn thrush. Yesterday vox published a piece about thrushs history of bad judgment around young women journalists. In that report the author described how thrush cornered her at a bar, by essentially dismissing a female colleague who was with them. Thrush tossed a 20 bill at her and told her to take a cab and leave us, the grownups, alone. Im sorry, but you dont get to call yourself a grownup if you dress like youre wearing a reporter halloween costume. [ laughter ] another similarity in all these stories is the degree to which alleged abusers like thrush went to silence the women they preyed on and undermined their careers. This culture of bullying and intimidation is toxic and pervasive. And in thrushs case, he reportedly sought to portray the women he victimized as aggressors. Thrush frequently told versions of this story with different young women as the subject. He would talk up a night out drinking with the young attractive woman, usually a journalist, then he claimed that she came onto him. In his version of these stories, thrush was the responsible grownup who made sure nothing happened. Can you imagine having the confidence to say young women came onto you while you were also wearing a fedora . [ laughter ] and it wasnt just the News Business that was rocked by Sexual Harassment allegations yesterday. Buzzfeed reported last night that michigan congressman john conyers settled a wrongful dismissal complaint in 2015 with a former employee who alleged that she was fired because she would not succumb to his sexual advances. But you never heard the story, because the former employee was offered a settlement in exchange for her silence that would be paid out of conyers taxpayerfunded office budget. His office would rehire the woman as a temporary employee despite her being directed not to come into the office or do any actual work. A temporary employee who shows up but doesnt do any work. So basically, they made her a member of congress. [ cheers and applause ] so as a swirl of horrifying Sexual Harassment allegations consumes virtually every aspect of society, President Trump is publicly standing by an accused sexual predator. Nine women have accused roy moore of Sexual Assault and trump doesnt seem to care. I guess you could say trump is, uh, whats the phrase . Soft on crime. Seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with jeff daniels, everybody announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. matthew my wish was a clubhouse, but we call it the wish house. mom and it just immediately brought something positive in our life. Oh i gotta get up get matthew on his treatment. matthew its not that bad, though. mom yeah. matthew the good thing about the surgeries is i get to have a popsicle at the end. mom he makes the best of everything and he teaches us to be strong and brave, too. vo through the subaru share the love event, weve helped grant the wishes of fifteen hundred kids so far. Get a new subaru and well donate two hundred fifty dollars more to help those in need. Put a little love in your heart. 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Now youre thinking christmas and now when you buy any of this seasons hot new Samsung Galaxy phones you get a second one free to gift. Thats one samsung for you. And one to give. Tmobile. Holiday twogether. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band right. [ cheers and applause ], all this week weh us on the drums. Fred [ cheers and applause ] seth and fred, i love having i love talking to u always have such incredible stories. I will say don its more of a note. I feel like sometimes if you feel like you dont have an incredible story, you make something up to impress people. And i just want to assure you that the people here [ laughter ] we love you. And you dont ever have to make anything up for us. [ laughter ] fred okay. Seth okay . Fred okay. Seth because i heard you baristmas that station it fred no, theyre not allowed to. So [ laughter ] they have to be on the perimeter, looking at them, take pictures, whatever you guys want to do. Seth okay. So theres now just a a small perimeter hallway in penn station. Fred yes. Seth for hundreds of thousands of commuters. Fred and tourists. Seth okay. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] so you have your normal commuters and then on top of that, you have all the commuters who are here in new york for the holidays. Fred yes. Seth and you have taken a very busy thoroughfare, and youve covered it with playdoh that theyre not allowed to walk on. Fred for the holidays. Seth yes. [ laughter ] fred this is for the come down, take pictures, bring your friends. Seth have you gotten any early feedback from people . Do they like it yet . Fred yeah. No. [ laughter ] so they said, please take these away immediately. Seth okay, good. Fred yes. Seth and what is it called . What do you call your installation . Fred seths wonderland. [ laughter ] seth i dont want my name on that. [ cheers and applause ] i dont like that. Our first guest tonight is an Emmy Awardwinning actor you know from the newsroom and such films as dumb and dumber and steve jobs. He stars in the Netflix Limited Series godless, which begins streaming tomorrow. Lets take a look. What all got you so mad at me . Dammit, i raised you up, roy. Ride on out or ill take your [ bleep ] head off. This aint my death. [ gunshot ] [ horse whinny ] roy seth please welcome back to the show, jeff daniels, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back. Thank you. Seth very happy to have you here. Happy to be here. Seth so this is from the clip, we can tell, youre well, i guess we dont really know who the good guy or the bad guy is in the clip. But youre kind of an oldschool villain in this. Yeah. Oh, hes definitely got bad tendencies. Hes got some hes got some issues hes working out, you know, with his gun. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] that was a big issue with people in the old west. Was their bad tendencies. Apparently. Apparently. You know, it was 1880s. He needs a shrink. He really needs a shrink. Seth and there was only, like, one shrink per town. Per state. Seth oh, per state. You know seth very hard. Yeah, so its just kind of Walking Around, spinning around with a lot of Mental Health issues. Seth and did you obviously, this seems very different from you. To play a western villain. Did you enjoy that . I loved it. Because it is the bucket list. I mean, every actor wants to be in a western until youre in a western and you realize you dont want to be in a western anymore. [ laughter ] because youve got to ride those damn horses. Seth right. Because im you know, im not im from michigan. I didnt grow up on a you know, a horseriding seth famously, michigan put horses out of business. Did we . [ laughter ] did we . So i got trained by a guy in michigan that taught the county mounted division. He was a rodeo it was great. Because if i hadnt done that, it would have been i would have fallen off more than three times. Because i fell off thrown off seth three times . Three times. Yeah, over three months. Yeah, which is a pretty good batting average. Seth yeah. For actors. Seth yeah, for actors. For horsemen, its terrible. And such an attitude with the wranglers. The wranglers, you know i mean these guys, theyre just, you know, Walking Around like this all of the time. [ light laughter ] and theyre looking at the pretty boy actors from hollywood who said, we can oh, i can ride. Absolutely. We cant ride. Seth yeah. And they literally youre galloping, and youve got a wrangler and a wrangler on both sides who look like outlaws and their whole job is to save your ass when something goes wrong. And it will go wrong. I mean, its like motorcycle riding. There are people who have gone down and people who are going to go down. Its just a matter of time. Seth right, exactly. Did you ever ask for a horse that was lower to the ground . Did you [ laughter ] did that ever come up . I didnt want i got to be a bad guy, and im leading real men. Real outlaws. Seth and i dont want to be on a shetland pony. Shetland pony. [ laughter and applause ] cant do it. Seth cant do it. I cant do it. Seth well, i dont think this is much of a spoiler, because it happens in the first episode. But your character also loses an arm. I do lose an arm. Seth so then you have to ride with one arm. Yeah. Not only can you not ride, and youre going to have to learn, but youre going to have to learn to ride with one arm. So out of all the youre only you have two arms, like, for a day out of three months. [ laughter ] so its all about this. And, you know, for youve got the special first of all, youre riding, and its you know. Wheres your balance. [ light laughter ] oh, here it is. Seth you actually had a disadvantage over someone who actually has one arm, because your arm is still there, like, leading you to be even more imbalanced. Yeah. And its great fun when youre spending eight hours on a horse, and youve got to shove it down the crack as far as you can get it. [ laughter ] you know, wedge it in there. Because we cant see the arm. It cant be this. Its got to be this. Okay. All right. All right. And, action big speech. Cry. [ laughter ] ridiculous. Seth now, you youre an actor, obviously. Youre also a musician. And i think this is really cool. You were touring around your home state of michigan with your son. I am. Seth and how old is your son . Ben is thirty three . Seth oh, my goodness. It just changed. 33. My son lucas is tour manager, lighting guy. Seth oh, wow my daughterinlaw, amanda, sings. We got all these its his band. Its the ben daniels band. Its and its supposed to suck. I know its supposed to suck. Seth okay, gotcha. Because of the whole William Shatner thing and the whole seth you mean the idea of an actor being a musician is supposed to suck. Yeah. They ex the expectations are so low. Seth oh interesting. When an actor walks out with a guitar. And i play right into it. Ill do the first song by myself, and ill show just enough. And you can see them. Theyll go, its it doesnt suck. Seth oh, wow. [ laughter ] you know, i said, and you were worried, werent you . Some of you thought it was going to be a train wreck. Seth thats great. You know. It still might be. So hang on. [ laughter ] but its great. I mean, to be out there with my son. I mean, its just seth and you write songs, as well. And you wrote one about your father. I did. Seth so what is it like to sing a song about your father with your son . That must be well, thats part of what this show its an acoustic show. And i wrote a song my dad passed away about five years ago, and he said a lot of things that i put into this song. You know, always be looking for the good on the bad side of town. Be kind to strangers you know, being kind to strangers. You run the risk of them being kind to you. You know, just good life stuff. And so i mean, theres third song of the set, im just playing that with that setup. And people are going, you know people are starting to do this. And my son ben walks out and starts playing. And so that just i mean, people just go like that. Seth oh, thats wonderful. Yeah, thats great. Seth and thats great. Congrat and youre just going around michigan. You play in old theatres and stuff . Opera houses and clubs. You know, you dont go into 2,000 seaters. You know, its not springsteen coming to detroit. [ laughter ] but you gotta you dial it down to the 300 seaters. You know, and there are some incredible opera houses. Much like the broadway theaters. You know, where you go in a Broadway Theatre and they go, you know, brando played streetcar here. Seth wow, thats amazing. You go to the opera houses, you know, the Marx Brothers did their vaudeville act here. Mark twain spoke here. Thats pretty cool. Seth thats very cool. Im so glad youre doing this. I want to ask about this, because i also i know you recently went to morocco. Yeah. Seth i went as well. I went this summer. And why . Seth well, my wife wanted to go. Yeah. I mean, i enjoyed it. I get the sense you didnt so much . No . No, not at all. [ light laughter ] seth what, uh i was there shooting something for about five weeks, and i went and ill get it wrong. Theres the market seth the souk. Souk. Seth yeah. Souk. Souk. Souk. Seth souk, thats it. Thats it. Went there, and youve got lambs, goats hanging and all of this stuff. And youre going, wow, fascinating. [ light laughter ] and youre Walking Around and then you see these handmade bags. Seth yeah, theyre beautiful. Incredible handmade bags. And youre going, my god, the workmanship. And the thing and got to have one. 80 bucks . Thats nothing. Itd be 500 so you buy one. You take it back to the hotel room. And i dont know why i didnt smell it in the souk. Seth uhhuh. But you get it to the hotel room, and it stinks. It just reeks. And you put it out on the little balcony and you can still smell it through the [ light laughter ] and you go, what the and then its because its been tanned in cow urine and pigeon [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] its been mixed up, because thats the secret ingredient that makes it feel so [ laughter ] we googled it, and they said, you know, took me six months to get the smell out. Seth really . Yeah. So i just said i went and gave it to my driver as a gift. Seth and was he grateful . He was he wept. [ laughter ] seth thanks so much for being here. Congrats on the new show and the tour. Thank you, seth. Seth jeff daniels, everybody. Godless begins streaming on netflix tomorrow. Well be right back with Danielle Brooks. [ cheers and applause ] we finished the dream closet just in time for black friday. 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The question is, what are we going to do about it . What you gonna do about it yes thats my girl woo seth please welcome back to the show, one of our favorites, Danielle Brooks, everybody [ cheers and applause ] hey seth hi [ cheers and applause ] im glad to have you here. Im so glad to be back. I had so much fun last time seth i had so much fun last time, too, which was why i was taken aback by something. Oh, boy, what . Seth saw you did an interview. Uhhuh. Seth they asked you what five people you would have at a dinner party. Okay. Seth Martin Luther king. Yes. Seth your grandmother. Mmhmm. Seth katt williams. Ay seth future husband. Hallelujah. [ laughter ] seth and then your fifth person was jimmy fallon. Mmhmm [ screams ] [ laughter ] well, seth, you know i got love for you. We will make room for you at that dinner table, okay . Seth oh, thats very kind of you. I will make sure of it seth all right, thank you so much. You know, lets just make it a sixperson dinner party. Yeah, were good. Seth than we dont have to worry about the rest of it. Were good, were good. Seth im so happy youre here. Congratulations on another season of the show. Yes. Seth i know people love the show so much they will yell taystee out to you on the streets. Taystee all of the time. I get it all of the time. Seth i hope they but they dont all sound that beautiful. Their voices are not that good. Yeah, normally nobody sings it, but yeah. Seth but you have a you also gave yourself a nickname back in the day. This is something you did to yourself on purpose. I did. And it was not smart. I mean so when i was auditioning for colleges, i auditioned for a lot of schools. And one of the first one was minnesota and guthrie. Seth uhhuh. The guthrie program. Seth so these were theatre schools. These were theaters schools. Seth youre coming from South Carolina. 17 years old. Seth uhhuh. Its, like, 40 people all in a room, standing up, saying their name and where theyre from. And it started to get boring. And so i was like, you know what . Im going to stand out. My ass decided to stand up and say, hey, yall, my name is peaches im 17 years old and im from greenville, South Carolina [ laughter ] yo. And i was like, okay, im just kidding, its danielle. And it took from guthrie because its mostly the same theatre kids. From guthrie to juilliard, where i attended, these people were calling me peaches for a year. [ laughter ] i kept saying, thats not my name. Thats not my name so taystee, peaches, all of it just sticks. Seth yeah. I mean, i will say its tough for those people, because you explicitly said it was your name. I did. [ laughter ] false evidence. I did. Yes, it was my bad. Seth so that you know, i imagine the pressure of auditioning for those theatre schools, in a way, prepares you for auditions the rest of your life. Because that seems so intense and youre so young. Yes. Seth when you auditioned for taystee uhhuh. Seth you really went for it there, as well. All the way. I was, like, kind of what do you call it . I just jumped into the role. Seth uhhuh. So in the description, it said, dont wear any makeup, make sure that, you know, you look like an inmate. [ laughter ] and so i decided it also said she wore a mumu, so i was like, you know what . Im going to pick the biggest shirt i have in my closet. And i remember going to the audition and having, like, a pair of pants. And i was like, you know what . I think ima have to take these pants off. [ laughter ] and like so it could look like a mumu it was a long seth yeah. Shirt dress thingy. Took it off. And, like, did my little thing. Corn row my hair back. And sang a little chaka khan. And i got the job. Seth oh, there you go [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] with that said, i do want to stress for everybody watching, dont take your pants off in auditions. Dont. [ laughter ] not smart. Seth it worked out for danielle. Yeah. Seth but thats just not not the way to go. Seth i always think this is nice to see that successful actors did some other stuff before they were on the show we know them for. You had a job in new york where you would sing at a m. A. C. Cosmetics store. Yes, you guys seth so this is shopping, and you would just sing . I would sing in m. A. C. Stores. They would dress us up like little dolls. Seth uhhuh. As you can see. And they would do our faces. And normally, they would make me look like a drag queen. No offense to the drag queens. Because yall look fierce. But it was a lot of makeup. Seth uhhuh. And i told the person who did my makeup that didnt make me look like a drag queen, i said, if i ever make it big i was singing in a window nobody knew me [ laughter ] i was like, if i make it big, i want you to be my Makeup Artist. And less than six months later, i called him michael patterson, i love you. I said, um, actually, i got this show, orange is the new black and i dont know what it is, but can you be my Makeup Artist . He has been my Makeup Artist for six years. Seth thats fantastic what a nice story. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] seth this is by my request. Last time you were here, you made balloon animals. Yes. Seth you are an accomplished balloon animalist. Yes. Im a little rusty. Seth a little rusty. But we brought some balloons. Would you as, a thanksgiving treat to me, make some balloons . Id be honored. Seth okay, great. [ cheers and applause ] how many do you need . Two . Are these colors all right . Uh acutal yes. Seth okay. This is fine. Seth what are you going to make for us . So my first one ive been you know, i recently went to the moma seth okay. Sorry, sound department, again. I went to the moma. Seth uhhuh. And i discovered this. It you can only see this if you go to the vip section. Seth okay. But the vip two. Seth oh. Not the first one, yeah. Seth oh, so its a second vip section. Yes, yes. So a lot of people seth more v than the first one. Oh, yeah. Seth yeah. And more p, too. Seth oh. [ laughter ] and a lot of people dont know about this animal. But its actually a sphinxasaurus. Seth okay. And it was discovered by king tut. Seth oh, my goodness. Yes. And it actually, if you go, you have to go. Seth so its part sphinx, part dinosaur . Yes. Seth okay. Yes. This is it. And [ laughter ] if you go, im telling you, go vip two. It comes and, like, they display it in gold and metallic. Seth okay. And it is incredible. Seth well, thats great. So this okay. [ laughter ] thank you. Seth okay. What else are you going to make for us . And this one is special, seth. I am bringing this one to you. You are going to love it. It looks similar to the last one. But [ laughter ] this one what makes this one so special, its from its called the eeligator. Seth okay. [ laughter ] the eeligator that you will find in jamaica. And it is from montego bay. Seth okay. And the thing about this one, its red. [ laughter ] and it only moves if its in the light. Thats the only time that it moves. And if its not in the light, it immediately will stop and go like like thats what it does. [ laughter ] so thats from jamaica. Its very rare. Very rare. [ laughter ] seth can you just tell me, like, where the eyes are . The eyes are in the beholder. That is where [ laughter and applause ] seth Danielle Brooks, everybody the beholder. [ cheers and applause ] seth the fifth season of orange is the new black is currently strreaming on netflix. Well be right back with music from daniel caesar. [ cheers and applause ] ve teamed up on the pixel 2. Its a match made in tech heaven. Its like verizon is the oil and google is the balsamic. No, actually, they separate into a suspension. Its more like the google pixel 2 is the unlimited storage. And verizon is the best unlimited plan. What if its like. H2 and o . Yeah. Yeah, like that. I had a feeling that would score with you guys. Good meeting. vo when you really, really want the best get up to 50 off the pixel 2 on googles exclusive wireless partner, verizon. [ america by simon and garfunkel ] can i cross it off yet . Almost. And. Now. The volkswagen atlas. With available digital cockpit. Lifes as big as you make it. Discover card. I just got my Cashback Match is this for real . Yep. We match all the cash back new cardmembers earn at the end of their first year automatically. Whoo i got my money hard to contain yourself isnt it . Uh huh let it go whoo get a dollarfordollar match at the end of your first year. Only from discover. Music playing ca by simon and garfunkel ] the 7seater volkswagen atlas. Lifes as big as you make it. [ cheers and applause ] seth tonights musical guest is a criticallyacclaimed r b singer songwriter from toronto whose breakout single get you has amassed over 100 million streams since its release. Performing get you, please welcome daniel caesar, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] through drought and famine natural disasters my baby has been around for me kingdoms have fallen angels be calling none of that could ever make me leave every time i look into your eyes i see it youre all i need every time i get a bit inside i feel it oooooooh who wouldve thought id get you oooooooh who wouldve thought id get you and when were making love your cries they can be heard from far and wide its only the two of us everything i needs between those thighs every time i look into your eyes i see it youre all i need every time i get a bit inside i feel it oooooooh who wouldve thought id get you oh yeah oh yeah baby oooooooh who wouldve thought id get you dont you love when i come around build you up then i take you down dont you love when i come around yeah build you up and ill take oooooooh who wouldve thought id get you oh yeah oh yeah baby oooooooh who wouldve thought id get you [ cheers and applause ] seth daniel caesar, everyone the album freudian is out now well be right back [ cheers and applause ] for those who know what theyre really building. 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New charmin ultra soft is softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird. Enjoy the go with charmin [bell rings] every year we take a girls trip. Remember nashville . Kimchi bbq. Amazing honky tonk . I cant believe you got us tickets. I did. I didnt pay for anything. You never do. Send me what i owe. I got it. I mean, you did find money to buy those boots. Are you serious . Is that why you dont like them . Those boots could make a unicorn cry. Yeah, tears of joy. The bank of america mobile banking app. The fast, secure and simple way to send money. Wow, it looks great in here yum so, whats everyone thankful for . All of my careers im thankful for all of you yeah, im pretty thankful for me too. Um, is that gluten free . Announcer for more late night, go to latenightseth. Com. Follow us on instagram and twitter latenightseth, and be sure to check us out on youtube and facebook. Head over to itunes and subscribe to the late night with seth meyers podcast. Youll get a closer look and more downloaded right to your phone. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to jeff daniels, Danielle Brooks, daniel caesar, fred armisen and the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson good evening, im carson daly, welcome to last call. Tonight, were coming to you from skylark, high above new york city. An awesome place. And weve got another kill, killer show for you
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