And the legendary roots crew. Questlove 766 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. I saw that President Trump was talking to members of congress about his tax reform bill today and says he wants to call it the cut, cut, cut act. [ light laughter ] i guess that beats the name for his immigration bill, the bye bye bye act. [ laughter and applause ] thats right, the cut, cut, cut act. When asked how he thought that name up, he was like, it just came to me while i was playing duck, duck, goose. [ laughter and applause ] cut, cut, cut act [ light laughter ] dont step on my tie [ light laughter ] this is a pretty big story. It came out that thousands of americans actually attended a a political rally that was organized by russia. The rally was called trumps inauguration. Steve really . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thousands of people. Steve heyoh ho bam jimmy of course, people are still talking about paul manafort. I guess he used a fake name when he traveled. Yeah. It got weird when russia was like, wait . Your name is mclovin . [ laughter and applause ] that was for you, judd. That was for you, judd. Get this, Facebook Says it shut down nearly 6 million accounts in the u. S. Last october. Five million were russian agents, while the rest were people who kept posting, so ready for the weekend. [ laughter and applause ] im so ready for the weekend. Dont even talk to me. [ light laughter ] you have no idea what my life is like. [ light laughter ] steve yeah, i do. You post everything. Jimmy oh, yeah, i do. You do have an idea what my life is like. [ light laughter ] i just post a lot of stuff on my wall. [ light laughter ] a lot of people are talking about this. Last night, donald trump jr. Tweeted a a picture of his daughter and said, im going to take half of chloes candy tonight and give it to some kid who sat at home. Its never too early to teach her about socialism. [ audience ohs ] he didnt stop there either. Don jr. Also tweeted, im going to get rid of the orange circus peanuts, so she doesnt feel like shes eating grandpa. [ applause ] what . Steve wow . Jimmy what . Steve his father is like orange circus peanut . Jimmy i dont i dont i dont know. I dont know. Check this out guys, theres a a new study that says most americans think right now is the lowest point in u. S. History. Not because of trump, because we have seven tv shows about decorating cakes. [ laughter and applause ] three minutes . I dont think youre going to be done in time. Oh, i didnt get to the icing yet. [ laughter ] i think hell do it. I think hell i think hell pull it off. I got to improvise. Quick, give me the cookie crumbs. [ laughter ] steve i did it jimmy you did do it. You won, even. Steve yeah, i won. Jimmy uh, some business news. I read that papa johns stock went down this week due to poor sales. Yeah, you can tell they were tight on cash when Peyton Manning said, my check didnt clear last month. [ laughter and applause ] steve what . Jimmy oh, no. Lets get to some sports, you guys. I saw that the Winter Olympics are just 100 days away. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. That means you have just 100 days to pretend you understand curling. [ laughter and applause ] steve hes brushing, hes sweeping, hes sweeping. Jimmy but this is exciting. But tonight was game seven of the world series. Yeah. Great series. [ applause ] really fun to watch. But did you see this . During last nights game, people noticed that the umpire had a bit of a voice crack when he called strike three. Listen to this. It was against the dodgers of all teams as you saw piazza hit it. [ shriek ] thats strike three. Jimmy did he call strike three or step on a dogs tail . [ laughter and applause ] [ yelping ] [ voice cracking ] hurry up you guys, my mom wants me home my 10 00 [ light laughter ] and finally, this is cool. It just came out that lady gaga got engaged over the summer. [ cheers and applause ] the wedding will be pretty lowkey, just 50 or 60 costume changes. You guys, we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have got a a fantastic show tonight we love this guy. From the big new movie, thor ragnarok, Chris Hemsworth is on the show steve oh [ cheers and applause ] love that dude. Jimmy yeah, hes a stud. Plus, she will ski for team usa at the Winter Olympics, which start february 8th on nbc. Just 100 days from now. Lindsey vonn is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] love lindsey vonn. Steve come on. Jimmy and we have great music, oh, man, oh, man. Maroon 5 is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] featuring sza steve sza jimmy sza will be with maroon 5. This is the new record here. Red pill blues is the new jam. And as yeah. And it comes out i want to talk to these dudes, because its up against blakes record. Steve is it really . Whats blakes record called . Jimmy texoma shore. But this is this is very interesting. We get two records. While youre online, if youre gonna do that. Steve buy one. Buy two. Jimmy buy two, then say, so ready for the weekend. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy hey guys, i read something that really disturbed me recently. American kids are ranked 30th in the world in terms of math skills. Steve really . I didnt know that. Jimmy nobody seems to know how to turn this around. I think the problem is that todays kids just cant relate to oldfashioned things like numbers. Steve wow. [ light laughter ] and youve got a solution . Jimmy so weve updated math to make the equations more about stuff modern kids can relate to in a segment called popular mathematics. Here we go. Popular mathematics mathematics jimmy that is the best song ever. I love every time we play it, i love it so much. Popular mathematics. Mathematices [ laughter ] jimmy give it up for the roots, everybody. Steve come on [ cheers and applause ] nobody beats the roots nobody beats the roots lets take a look at our first equation here. If you take a baseball steve baseball. Jimmy plus yukon cornelius. Steve sure. Jimmy it equals the dodgers justin turner. Steve oh, my god [ cheers and applause ] jimmy do you understand steve bumble bounce jimmy do you understand the idea of what were doing . Steve no, i dont. Jimmy let me give you another example. Your family. Steve sure. Jimmy plus fruit. Steve right. Jimmy plus boredom. Equals apple picking. Yeah. [ applause ] let me give you another one. Here, if you take a hockey player plus candy, plus donald trump, it equals a a jack olantern. You see what im saying . [ laughter and applause ] steve can you give me one more . Jimmy let me give you another example. Steve give me another example. Jimmy if you take trix steve trix. Jimmy plus a baby voice. It equals twix. [ laughter ] you understand . [ applause ] if you guys if you take this guy plus these objects, it equals stranger things. [ laughter and applause ] no spoilers. Steve dont spoil it. I still dont understand. Jimmy heres another one. An angel steve an angel. Jimmy plus a lean cuisine plus joe camel plus lee jeans equals angelina jolie. [ laughter and applause ] do you understand . Steve no. Jimmy you still dont understand . Steve i still dont understand it. Jimmy let me give you another example. Steve please give me another example. Sorry, i dont understand this. Jimmy if you take cardi b steve cardi b, yes. [ scattered cheers ] love cardi b. Jimmy plus hard work, plus a tutor, it equals cardi aplus. [ laughter and applause ] you see what im saying . You get it . You understand . Do you get it . Steve i still dont get it. Jimmy these are for kids. Were updating math. Steve i know. Im glad. Im all for education. But i just dont understand this. Jimmy here let me give you one more example. Steve please, thank you. Jimmy heres a right angle plus an m m, plus steve urkel, it equals angela merkel. [ laughter and applause ] if you take wendy from peter pan steve okay. Jimmy plus kevin bacon steve yes. Jimmy plus the terminator, it equals wendys baconator. [ laughter and applause ] back for a limited time. Steve really . Jimmy forever. Steve i still dont get how kids are going to get better with math with this. But im just gonna go along with it. Jimmy thats good. Hey, is the mcrib back . Yeah no. When does the mcrib come out . Steve i dont know. Jimmy anyone know . Its a limited time. I know that. Steve yeah, i know that. [ light laughter ] thats what makes it the mcrib. Jimmy what was the was it mcjordan . Didnt Michael Jordan have his own burger . Do you remember that . Questlove no. Jimmy well, yeah steve he did . Jimmy yeah, the mcjordan. Steve tomorrow . The mcribs come back tomorrow . Jimmy the mcrib is coming back tomorrow. Steve why are we doing the show now . We should be in line. Jimmy is that for real . [ laughter ] is that for real . I just felt that in the air that the mcrib is coming back . Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy no way thats possible. That just happened . I just willed it into it came true. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Wait jimmy the mcrib is back steve were living in your fever dream jimmy double check, double check, double check. Make sure its not like an old tweet or something. Its coming back in november. Jimmy it is coming back in november. Steve november what . Jimmy thats bizarre. Steve number two . Jimmy november 2nd. Steve and todays november one. [ light laughter ] jimmy its tomorrow. Steve oh, my god. Were living in your fever dream. Jimmy thats pretty cool. I like that. Guys, finally if you take the board game sorry minus the board game sorry, it equals, sorry, not sorry. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. Thats all the time we have for popular mathematics. Thank you very, very, very much. Look at this, guys. As you might know, we have our very own ben jerrys ice cream, the tonight dough. [ cheers ] its delicious. Its three different types of cookie dough. Or two different types of cookie dough the swirl, the whole thing, its really good. Well anyways, were coming out with a brandnew flavor. Steve what . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i want to tell you all about it. Its all part of this ben jerrys are doing this new thing called secret stash. Steve uhhuh. Jimmy right . Theyre available for a limited time. You can only get them at the Ben Jerry Scoop shops or online at benjerry. Com, i think it is. Not ben and jerrys, benjerry. Steve benjerry. Jimmy benjerry. Steve benjerry. Jimmy benjerry. Steve benjerry. Com jimmy benjerry. Com it really is a gourmet deal. And just like the tonight dough all the proceeds from our new flavor will go to the serious fun childrens network. Its a Great Organization for kids. [ cheers and applause ] its the best. Kids with lifethreatening illnesses can go to camp and just have fun and be a kid. Im so proud to be a part of it. So thank you to serious fun for being involved with all this. [ cheers and applause ] they really do amazing stuff. Check out what they do. Its amazing. Now, its time to unveil our brandnew tonight show ice cream flavor for the very first time. [ cheers ] quest, can i get a drum roll, please . [ drum roll ] [ cheers ] here we go. Our special, limited edition ben jerrys ice cream flavor is marshmallow moon [ cheers and applause ] marshmallow moon. Its got Vanilla Ice Cream marshmallows fudge and a Graham Cracker swirl [ cheers and applause ] it is so good it is so good. And this is true, ben jerrys says its the best flavor theyve ever come up with. Steve really . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they said it. It looks almost like marshmallow mon. [ light laughter ] but its not. Steve marshmallow, mon. Jimmy marshmallow, mon. Steve special stash, mon. Mashmallow mon yeah, yeah yo, yo its marshmallow man yeah to the shop go to the scoop shop im sorry, i cant improvise. [ light laughter ] im not i dont i dont know how to do reggae. I can try, let me try again. You go to ben jerrys to do the scoop shop you start from the bottom and you eat to the top marshmallow, mon yeah, yeah marshmallow mon [ cheers and applause ] steve irie. Jimmy yeah. Shop [ light laughter ] you go to ben jerrys scoop shop, ask for marshmallow moon. Go online at benjerry. Com. Thank you to ben jerrys. Thank you to serious fun childrens network. And thanks to you guys here in the audience. Everyone [ cheers and applause ] everyone here is going home with their very own pint of marshmallow moon [ cheers and applause ] oh my goodness. Thats right, its brandnew. 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Jimmy thank you for coming back. Thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love you, man. I love being here. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for coming back. They love you. Wow. Jimmy were so excited. I want to get into thor ragnarok and talk about that, but first of all, look at this. Look at this stud here. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] this guy means business. Yeah. Thats not the poster for thor ragnarok. Jimmy no, its not. Its just you going, thats right, im the man. Whats up . Yeah. You got read you got to check this out. I mean, youre just all jacked. Are you and this is not just you pushing your muscle up with your hand. Its a little bit of that. Jimmy a little bit, yeah. [ light laughter ] you got to know your angles. And that certainly yeah. Jimmy because obviously, we go to the same gym and stuff like that. [ laughter ] so i always run in to you and stuff. I remember calling you a few years ago and saying, how do i get into shape . And you said, this is how you do it. So thank you for that. [ laughter ] jimmy no problem. No problem. I figured, well, im not using my gym membership. You might as well. [ laughter ] ill take it. Jimmy but i saw some cool pictures. This is really you surfing . Thats one, yeah. Its not the best shot, but thank you. Jimmy oh, i think its so cool. [ cheers and applause ] i think all surfers are in pretty great shape. Thank you. Are you a surfer . Jimmy no. [ laughter ] thank you. Thank you for even youre in incredible shape, though. So i just made the assumption. Jimmy i didnt know you i figured you surfed because you look like you would surf. I do . Yeah . Jimmy youre a goodlooking dude. Youre like from australia. Yep, australia. Jimmy big waves out there. Lot of coastline jimmy yeah. Around that country. Jimmy but you i didnt know you played basketball. Did you know that you played basketball . [ laughter ] well, you know, sometimes. I mean, in high school, they called me custard arms. Jimmy custard arms . Yeah, looks like i was throwing a handful of custard across the lane. Jimmy really . Yeah. Well, its not im not the most coordinated thrower, but i know what youre getting at. Jimmy you do . What are you getting at . Jimmy the video. The video . Jimmy yeah. That what do you want to see . Jimmy well i mean you got a video . Jimmy yeah. This is you in a basketball court. Yeah. Jimmy an indoor court. Full court. Jimmy full court. No special effects. No cgi. Jimmy throwing a a basketball, seeing if you can make it into the basket at the end of the full court. Shall we . [ laughter ] oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean [ cheers and applause ] thats amazing only once . Jimmy how did that happen . Well, id love to say that was the first shot. Jimmy yeah. It was about 643 previous takes. But no one knows that. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Thats the only one you need, but you nailed it. I nailed it. Mate, that was the happiest moment of my life. [ laughter ] forget about kids, marriage, all that. Jimmy yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. But i mean this, you know jimmy you threw it i mean, thats crazy that you can even do that. I tore most of the ligaments in my shoulder after 700 shots. Jimmy yeah, i was gonna say, did you . But it was worth it because of the glory of the response of the audience just then. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, exactly. Its worth it. I give you my shoulder. Jimmy how are the how are the family . Hows the kids . My kids are good. My kids are good. Jimmy yeah. Ive got three kids, two twin boys, a little girl. Jimmy were they excited about halloween . They loved halloween. I mean, we dont really do halloween in australia, but since coming to america and discovering that halloweens all about sweets and chocolate, theyre like, awesome. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly. Yeah. And i love sweets as well, so. Jimmy did they whats your favorite candy . Do you have one . I love those red, like, twizzler things. Kind of licoricey things. Jimmy yeah, twizzlers. Yeah. [ laughter ] twizzlers. Jimmy they taste like twizzlers. What do call them again . They kind of look like a a twizzler. Jimmy i know, it is a a twizzler. Yeah. Yeah, and the kids, do they dress up . Do they dad is thor, i mean. Yeah. Jimmy you probably get them a decent costume. Its cool. Im like, i can get discounts on the thor costumes. [ laughter ] and theyre like, pfft, no way. But they love wonder woman. Jimmy is that what they want to be . Which im cool with. I love wonder woman. Jimmy yeah, and they want to be wonder woman. I think its my wifes influence. Shes definitely the strongest one, so they dress up as mum, you know . [ audience aws ] nah, it didnt mean nothing. [ laughter ] jimmy but lets talk about thor ragnarok. Now, this movie already opened overseas to amazing reviews and people love it. Its fun. Oh, yeah. Jimmy its insane how big these movies are. Very crazy, yeah. Jimmy and this is the third time youve done it . Number 97. [ light laughter ] jimmy 97th film as thor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy but it feels like im doing its my seventh film. Jimmy yeah. Seventh time playing thor. Jimmy appearance. Because you show up in the other ones. In the other ones. Briefly in the background. [ light laughter ] jimmy but this one but this one, you thor cut his hair. Cut his hair, yeah. Look, id done it a few times, this character, and it kind of got very sick of myself as that character, and i called out to our director and i said, look, im sick of myself, and he said, so am i. [ laughter ] jimmy who is this guy . Hes great. Taika waititi, hes a a new zealand guy, whos one of the greatest directors outs there. And so we basically decided just to kind of reinvent the character in the world and do something completely different, and a lot of the film is highly improvised. Its a lot more comedy. Its a lot more crazy action. Its a lot more kind of unpredictable and and, um yeah, theres a great sense of pride i think with all of us. Because we did want to do something different, and we did, and people responded to it. And jimmy yeah, because lots of people, they probably go, oh, well, chris cant i dont know if you can do comedy, but then if youve ever seen ghostbusters, you crushed in that. That was so funny. Well done. Aw, thank you. Jimmy and then saturday night live, you were fantastic as well. Yeah, that was kind of the i did saturday night live. I did vacation, did ghostbusters and kind of was having fun improvising and then thought, we could do more of that in thor. and thankfully, the marvel guys said, yeah, go for it, and we did. And ive got to say, laughing for six months, shooting the movie and mucking around with your mates is the best way to go to work, if you can even call it that. Jimmy yeah, isnt it great . Its fun. Its wonderful, yeah. Jimmy well, congrats on this. I want to show a clip. Heres Chris Hemsworth as thor in thor ragnarok. Take a look at this. He is a creature, what can we say about him . Well, hes unique. Theres none like him. I feel a special connection with him. Hes undefeated. Hes the rage. Hes the defending. Ladies and gentlemen, i give you uhoh. Your incredible [ growling ] hulk yes i have to get off this planet. [ applause ] jimmy yes yes. Jimmy thats your buddy. Thats my buddy. Jimmy the hulk. A friend from work. Jimmy Chris Hemsworth, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] go see thor ragnarok in theaters and imax this friday. When we come back, chris and i are playing a brandnew game called breaking thor. Stick around, everybody. Its good. [ cheers and applause ] here. I got it from the same place i bought your present from last year. Its the thing from the link you sent us. And the year before. I found the perfect gift for you. But it wouldnt ship in time. So i just. Texted you a photo. I bought it with one click. I included a gift receipt. 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I am hanging out with Chris Hemsworth [ cheers and applause ] his new movie, thor ragnarok, is in theaters and imax this friday. Now, chris, your new movie, of course, is actionpacked, very dramatic, but also has a lot of laughs. With that in mind, we thought wed try a new game called breaking thor. Check this out. [ cheers and applause im breaking thor jimmy all right, here we go. Now, we have these ipads, okay, and each button plays a a different completely random sound effect. And youre going to stare into the camera. You can stare into that camera, ill stare into this camera. Okay. While i play some of the sounds. You have to try and keep a a straight face. Try your best to keep a a straight face. Well each have 30 seconds to try to make the other person laugh. I havent heard these sounds, so we just take it in turns, right . Jimmy yep, you can go first. I just want to laugh. Thats cool. Jimmy no, you can do it. Here we go. Ready . 30 seconds. You want to go first . Jimmy no, you go. Ready . Hhhhhemsworth. [ laughter ] hhhhhemsworth. Jimmy wait, what . How much of a smile is breaking . Jimmy you thats close. [ laughter ] this is just i just like you. Thats just endearing. Jimmy okay, no. Thank you. I appreciate everything. Did i get the win on that one . Is that what my hair looks like . [ laughter ] its not fair to have that on one side of the camera and then this. [ laughter ] i feel like twins. I think youre beautiful. Jimmy thank you. Okay, ready . Jimmy all right. Yeah. Dont laugh. Jimmy all right. I wont laugh. Here we go. I got that first. Im poking you. [ laughter ] [ farting noise ] almond butter. M. Night shyamalan. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know why that one made me laugh. M. Night shyamalan. I didnt expect that would happen. Why was that funny . I found that really funny too. Jimmy i dont know why i found that funny. All right. Hit me. Hit me. Jimmy this last one, here we go. Were going to face each other. Oh, good. Jimmy lock eyes, and well take turns playing sounds. Youre just too friendly, though. Jimmy no, ready . No, im an actor, man. Youre too likable. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, here you go. Ready . 30 seconds. Good luck. Gonna impress me . Jimmy yeah. Whats up . Im marge simpson. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy all right. Start again. Start again. That one doesnt count. That was an example of what happens. [ laughter ] so thats bad. Jimmy someones doing a bad marge simpson. So thats bad. You dont want to do that. You lose. Jimmy here we go. Here we go. You go. [ laughter ] [ farting noise ] you gotta show teeth. Thats the jimmy okay. Thats it. Yeah. Lets do it. Lets do it. No. Im poking you. [ farting noise ] [ laughter ] [ farting noise ] jimmy Chris Hemsworth. Ill give you the win. [ cheers and applause ] thor ragnarok is in theaters and imax this friday. Well be right back with more of the tonight show everybody. [ cheers and applause ] endless shrimp is here with flavors youll love. 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Shes going to compete for team usa at the 2018 Winter Olympics, which start just 100 days from now on february 8th right here on nbc. Please give a warm welcome to lindsey vonn [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Lindsey vonn. Im so happy youre here. I have a thousand questions for you. Happy to be here. Jimmy thank you so much. Please, 100 days away from the olympics. Ive watched you just obviously on tv. I dont know i watch you on tv. Jimmy yeah, very good. [ light laughter ] but youre amazing. 100 days away from the olympics. Are you training extra now, or do you you just never stop . No, i never stop. I mean jimmy yeah, right . You cant just you cant just wait until the last minute. Like, oh, i got to work hard. Jimmy i think ill get ready for the olympics. Yeah, its happening in like 100 days. So i guess ill start training. [ light laughter ] no, you cant do that stuff. No, no. Jimmy but youre ive been training since the end of last season, so march of this spring. Jimmy and why is the olympics i can guess why it means more to you than other events, because its like usa. Its your country. Jimmy its your country, man, right . Yeah. I mean, you got to represent, you know . Jimmy yeah. And i dont know. I just i wanted to be an olympian when i was a kid, so thats why i became a ski racer. I want to be like my idol picabo street. Jimmy picabo street is great. I mean, did you like look at wheaties boxes and go, one day i want to be on the cover of a a wheaties box . No . [ light laughter ] i was on a wheaties box. So thats how i jimmy i know you were. I think i have that box of wheaties, yeah. Im a fan, yeah. Thats cute. Jimmy ive never been on a a wheaties just saying wheaties. [ laughter ] anyways, i guess i got to do some stuff. [ laughter ] i have to do something sporty to even end up there, but that was the big deal for me, man. If you were growing up, if you were on a wheaties box, that means youre a legend. Yeah. Jimmy which you are. Thanks. Jimmy i mean, you went to the olympics. You got a gold. I know that. And then you got a bronze, right . Yep. Jimmy did you get a silver or no . No, a silver is i dont have that. Jimmy so now this year, do you go i know you gotta go for the gold, obviously. But you want to complete the collection as well. [ laughter ] i mean jimmy i mean, were getting how many events are you competing in . Im competing in four out of five. Jimmy you just kind of get all the colors there, man. So, i mean, the chances are good. The chances are good. Jimmy now, are you do you get bummed when youre at the getting the medals and you are bronze, and have to stand on that tiered thing . Pretty much, yeah. Its like, ohh. Jimmy yeah. The fake smile. Im almost there. But im not quite there. Jimmy but youre really and theyre standing taller than you. And you go, oh, really you gotta to rub it in . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. So now you just have to look down at everybody. Just because youre going to be gold. Gold, gold, gold. Gold. Four golds. Golds. Jimmy yeah. Golds. Say it more. Say it more times. Jimmy if you get four, theyll throw in a fifth one for free. For free. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. But when you go and youre about to go down the hill headphones on, do you Michael Phelps it . Do you put on a song and be like and game face . Oh, yeah. Im like super jimmy really . Like dont mess with me. No, like lil wayne blasting. Jimmy really . Yeah, im just like im in it. Jimmy yeah, because youre such a nice person and you have a great smile. [ light laughter ] but you cant smile when youre doing the thing. No, you cant smile. You have to look like youre going to jimmy get in the fight of your life. Yeah. Jimmy intimidating. You are. Jimmy can i see the face . Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] thats enough of the face. Yeah, cant break, though. No. Jimmy so, have you seen the mountain yet . Have you been there . Yeah, actually, we we had races on the olympic track last february, and i was second in both, and i its fine, which is fine. You know. [ light laughter ] Jimmy Lindsey. There is no second in our training. I feel like im your trainer now. No, lindsey, yes thats ridiculous [ light laughter ] youre here, i want you here i want you on the top tier. Yeah. It cant be here. Yes. You cant no more second. Does that fuel am i helping . If i call you before the olympics, are you going to pump me up . Jimmy yeah, i will totally. Jimmy. Jimmy i mean, like cell phone yeah. Can you get reception there at the top of the mountain . [ laughter ] top of a mountain. I dont know if you get reception there. I can come up with you, but i dont know. Its like closer to the satellite. Jimmy if i can breathe, ill have breathing problems. Like lindsey, you have to [ heavy breathing ] [ indiscernible ] who is this . [ laughter ] jimmy hang up i cant wait for this. Im very excited. You know what else im excited for . What . Jimmy is the team gear. cause i geek out for the olympics. Either you remember they had those little hats for a while. Yeah. Jimmy i did that. I traded that. See, you trade. Like, at the olympics, you just trade. Jimmy thats right, you barter stuff. Yeah, you barter. I got a cool, like well, now its not that cool. I got a russian hat. [ laughter ] now its not. Jimmy now you cant wear it. Cant wear the russian hat. Yeah, yeah. At the time. Ill trade it back. Jimmy yeah, trade it back. Get one of those things again. But you can trade them and give them things . What is the thing this year . Because im ready to geek out. Probably the mittens. I mean, mittens are kind of like the classic thing. Jimmy yeah, right . Go usa. Yeah. Jimmy hashtag or something. I dont know. Jimmy is that what were doing . [ light laughter ] yes, i dont know. Jimmy but you brought me some gear so i can get into the olympics. I did, i did. Jimmy and im something special. Jimmy really . Like really i mean jimmy its from lindsey vonn. Please. The cover of wheaties. [ light laughter ] all right, what is it . I have not seen it yet. Well. Jimmy im so excited. Is it a hat . You know what i think you should do . I think you should try it on. Jimmy what is it . [ cheers and applause ] like a jump suit . I mean jimmy is that like a jump suit . Who doesnt want a onesie . Jimmy its a onesie . Its a onesie. Jimmy what do you mean its a onesie . Its a onesie. Jimmy people are going to be wearing onesies . Like you can watch jimmy fallon in your onesie. Jimmy yeah, i know. But im saying, but i wear but i mean, youre going to wear a onesie . You should wear it. Its for you. You should wear it. Jimmy but youre going to wear this too or no . The athletes arent going to wear them. No. We should. Jimmy i mean, ill do it. I love my babies wear onesies. I know. [ light laughter ] jimmy why not . Exactly. [ cheers and applause ] see . Does it fit . Jimmy this is how i get dressed at home. I think you got it. You got it. Jimmy this is like so grandpa getting dressed. So embarrassing. Here, ill help you. You got it. You got it. Jimmy this is so cool. Whoa. Im liking this. [ cheers and applause ] im sorry, wheres my arm . Right there, right there. Jimmy you got it . Okay, good. This is good. [ light laughter ] all right, no big deal. Oh, my gosh. All right. This is but now you can like, be my coach. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Lindsey, you got to do it. You got to be faster faster focus usa usa usa [ all chanting usa ] thats what im talking about. Lindsey vonn. Lindsey vonn, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the Winter Olympics start february 8th on nbc. Well be right back with maroon 5 featuring sza. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] celebrate world sandwich day at subway, friday, november 3rd. Buy any sub and 30oz. Drink and well give you another sub free, plus well donate a meal to feeding america. 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Sweeney voted to raise taxes 145 times while our economy continues to struggle. South jersey is a mess, and its time to take out the trash. On november 7th, make a change. Dump sweeney. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, check this out. Tomorrow night, coming to talk about his new book, you cant spell america without me, alec baldwin will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] without me. Plus, were going to catch up with the kids from stranger things. [ cheers and applause ] and then no spoilers and then compete in a dance battle. [ audience ohs ] and then were going to have great music from elbow. Oh, this new song is fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] but first, theyre one of the biggest acts in pop music. Their new album, red pill blues, is out this friday. Performing their hit, what lovers do featuring sza, please welcome back maroon 5 [ cheers and applause ] say say say hey hey now baby oh mama dont play now baby say say say hey hey now baby so lets get one thing straight now baby tell me tell me if you love me or not love me or not love me or not ill bet the house on you am i lucky or not lucky or not lucky or not you gotta tell me if you love me or not love me or not love me or not been wishing for ya am i lucky or not lucky or not lucky or not ooh been wishing for you ooh ooh tryna do what lovers do ooh been wishing for you ooh ooh tryna do what lovers do say say say hey hey now baby you gon make me hit you with that lay down baby say say say hey hey now baby you know what i need out the gate now baby tell me tell me if you love me or not love me or not love me or not ill bet the house on you am i lucky or not lucky or not lucky or not you gotta tell me if you love me or not love me or not love me or not been wishin for you am i lucky or not lucky or not lucky or not ooh been wishin for you ooh ooh tryna do what lovers do ooh ooh been wishin for you ooh ooh tryna do what lovers do ooh what lovers do what lovers do mmm nah nah nah what lovers do mmm nah nah nah what lovers do arent we too grown for games arent we too grown to play around young enough to chase but old enough to know better are we too grown for games are we too grown to mess around ooh and i cant wait forever baby both of us should know better ooh been wishing for you ooh ooh tryna do what lovers do ooh been wishing for you ooh ooh tryna do what lovers do tryna do what lovers do what lovers do what lovers do [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thats how you do it. Come on. Hows mom and dad . Everything good . Maroon 5 sza [ cheers and applause ] maroon 5 tickets for their 2 2018 red pill blues tour go on sale this weekend. Well be right back, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our thanks to Chris Hemsworth, lindsey vonn, maroon 5 [ cheers and applause ] sza [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Blake Shelton. Host of the rundown with robin thede, robin thede. Music from Blake Shelton featuring the 8g band with anton fig. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night, how is everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] i want to begin tonight by briefly addressing the awful attack that took place in Lower Manhattan yesterday afternoon. There is nothing i can say to the families of the victims of that awful tragedy, but i can say this