Roots crew. Questlove 732, jersey yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness oh, welcome [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here, everybody. Thank you. Welcome to the tonight show this is it, you made it, youre here. [ cheers and applause ] well guys, it is official, football season has begun. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is it but this is cool. I saw that the patriots will play a game in mexico this november. Yeah. And once theyre down there, the rest of the league will say, okay, build the wall. Quick. I mean we have a chance we have a chance [ laughter and applause ] we have a chance. Meanwhile, i saw that the the new york jets are 1,000 to 1 long shots to win the super bowl. [ light laughter ] that that means that if you if you bet just one dollar, you will lose just one dollar. [ laughter and applause ] i mean thats it its just one. Whats one dollar . Lets get to some news here, congressional leaders are still upset with President Trumps decision on the daca immigration plan. They called it brainless, heartless, and cowardly. All trump needs now is some ruby slippers and hes off to see the wizard. [ laughter and applause ] as i mentioned earlier, tonight was the first game of the nfl season with the Kansas City Chiefs taking on the new england patriots. [ cheers and applause ] now as you know, at the end of the season, they give out the most valuable player award, but they also give out other awards during the season. Sort of like the ones in High School Yearbooks like, most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show superlatives jimmy our first player is mitchell schwartz. He was voted, most likely to be the shady landlord on an episode of judge judy. [ laughter and applause ] they didnt pay their rent. Next up for the patriots is chris hogan. He was voted, most likely to get into a crowded elevator and say, yall smell good. [ laughter and applause ] steve mm jimmy heres patriots tight end rob gronkowski. We love gronk. He was voted, most likely to eat the umbrella that comes with a pina colada. Its like, hey, dont eat it [ laughter and applause ] steve thats not what its for jimmy he doesnt care. Steve nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Jimmy next up for the chiefs is tyler bray. He was voted, most likely to get his haircut by a petco certified stylist. [ laughter and applause ] well, listen its certified. Steve certified. Jimmy its certified stylists. Steve its all about jimmy and finally for the patriots is david andrews. He was voted, human gummy bear. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for watching. Weve got a fun show tonight. From the new movie, home again, Reese Witherspoon is here. There you go. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] were going to catch up with her and then reese and i are playing a new game called, cooler heads. Plus, they were our first musical guest here on the tonight show. And its always a great day questlove beautiful day. Jimmy a beautiful day. When they come back to visit us. U2 is stopping by tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on u2 youre the best thing about me. From the new album, songs of experience. Theyre theyre going to perform two songs for us tonight. Steve oh. Jimmy yeah, its a big deal tonight. Theyre going to perform a song from the legendary joshua tree album. And then theyre going to close the show with a Television Debut of their brand new single right here. Steve oh. Jimmy i cannot wait. I love them so much. [ cheers and applause ] u2 come on [ cheers and applause ] yes im so psyched theyre back. Theyre the best. One of the big stories with football this year is that the nfl is relaxing its rules for touchdown celebrations. You hear that . Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah, theyre making it more exciting for everybody. So with that in mind, we asked nfl stars from all around the league to show us their new touchdown dances that they can use this season. Its time for, tonight show touchdown dances. Enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show touchdown dances hi, im von miller. Outside linebacker for the denver broncos. And this is called, the sexy trex. [ cheers and applause ] whats going on. Im randall cobb with the green bay packers, wide receiver. My touchdown celebration dance is the bad hula hoop. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hello, im vernon davis, tight end of the washington redskins. And my touchdown dance is called the step carry. [ laughter and applause ] im travis kelce, tight end with the Kansas City Chiefs, and this is the shot putter. Woo hi. Im russell wilson, quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks, and this is the i cant dance. [ laughter and applause ] hey, guys, Landon Collins here from new york giants, strong safety. This is my touchdown dance. The crab da. [ laughter and applause ] hi, my names michael bennett, Seattle Seahawks defensive end and my touchdown dance is the microwave burrito, and it goes a Little Something like this. [ laughter and applause ] im t. Y. Hilton, wide receiver of the Indianapolis Colts and my touchdown dance is the slow on nice, happy guy dance. [ laughter and applause ] hi, im antonio brown, wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. And my touchdown celebration is called, jack, im flying. Check it out. Jack, im flying [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go thats it right there thats all you need thank you so much to the nfl and to all the players who helped out with that. Stick around. Well be right back with Reese Witherspoon, everybody [ cheers and applause ] remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. Hello moto. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Buy the new moto z and youll get a free projector mod. Get on up, mama. Get on up. Do what you want. Do you want, let the record hop. Degree motionsense. Ultimate freshness. With every move. The more you move, the more it works. Degree, it wont let you down. Classi al music gobble gobble [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight is a golden globe and Academy Awardwinning actress who stars in the new movie, home again, which is in theaters everywhere tomorrow. Everyone, please welcome, Reese Witherspoon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Reese Witherspoon welcome back to the show they love you. We love you. What a great audience i love it jimmy come on. [ cheers and applause ] its a big night tonight. Were excited jimmy everyones its a a big night. Theres a buzz in the building. I mean, its a big football football Jimmy Fallon Jimmy i mean, come on. I mean jimmy was football was it a big deal in your house . Is it right now . Um, im southern. [ light laughter ] hello all we do is watch football. Jimmy oh really, yeah . Its like a religion. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. And, youre what, Tennessee Titans, right . Um, Tennessee Titans is, like, a newer thing for us. But, like, university of tennessee. Go vols. Jimmy and you used to go to all the games, Something Like that. Were you ever i could see you as, like, a cheerleader or Something Like that. I was a cheerleader. Jimmy aha really . [ cheers ] i dont know why youd think that. Jimmy how would you guess that . Oh my god, yeah. I dont know, i totally dont know. I was a football cheerleader. But, um, i was also i was a a wrestling cheerleader. [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy do they have do they have wrestling cheerleaders . I mean i didnt of course, i know that. Yeah. In the south, you have a a cheerleader, for basically everything. Jimmy everything. Yeah, of course, why not . What would you do with the wrest theyre just on the mat . Yeah, its youre called a mat cheerleader. And you sit at the edge of the mat with your legs down and, you sit at the edge of the mat, in your costume and then you do mat cheers. And you cheer on the guys doing the wrestling moves. [ laughter ] jimmy right there already, im im rooting for whoever youre going for. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy do the wrestling moves. What do you, just yell at them . No, you do these cheers like this. You go you go like this. Switch switch switch switch jimmy hey, not bad [ cheers and applause ] and i have jimmy hey, thats really awesome. No idea what switch means. But its something you do in wrestling. I think its like jimmy switch, you probably flip the dude over one guy get on top of another guy. Jimmy yeah, thats exact thats what it is. [ laughter ] switch yeah jimmy how how is mom doing . How is betty . Oh, my god. My mom is so good. She is so excited. Jimmy oh, because shes going to the emmys . Im taking her to the emmys, yeah. Jimmy dude you crushed. You got nominated [ cheers and applause ] Reese Witherspoon, you are crushing right now. You got nominated for a 16 emmy nominations. I know im so excited. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy 16 emmys. Big little lies was unbelievable. It was above and beyond everyone was like, this so much fun. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you crushed it thank you, thank you jimmy you crushed it well you, like, produced and you starred in it as well. Thats a big deal. Yeah. It was so fun and we had such a a fun time. And people liked it on top of just having a fun time, which is always great. Jimmy yeah. And now you get to bring mom to the emmys. Im going to take mom to the emmys. Shes never been to the emmys. And shes really excited. Because she loves television and she loves television stars. And so i said to her the other day, i was like, who are you interested in seeing . And she said, well, i and she doesnt know their real names, she just calls them by their character names. And shes like, im really excited to see the outlander. [ laughter ] jimmy the outlander. Oh, yeah, i know that guy. I havent seen the outlander. I have no idea who that is. Jimmy no, its a big deal. No, hes an incredibly handsome actor, but my mother is obsessed with the outlander. Jimmy i have to meet the outlander. And shes also, i want to meet dr. Spencer reed from criminal minds. [ laughter ] jimmy oh my gosh. Shes gonna call them by their character names. Yes. Jimmy thats going to be the greatest. Itll be really fun. Jimmy you have to tell mom i said hi. I will, i will. Jimmy i just watched the movie, home again. I loved it from start to finish. Aw, thanks. They dont make movies this is such a fun, perfect i love, like, romantic comedy. But its like i just love those. I love it when it works. I loved it. Yeah, its kind of new, too. Its about a girl splitting up with somebody. Shes getting divorced and she has two little kids and she doesnt know what the rest of her life is going to look like. Jimmy theyre cute kids. Oh my god, theyre so cute. And, yeah, these three guys come to live in her guest house, and i mean, she starts a relationship with one of them. [ laughter ] jimmy and i was like no and then her exhusband shows up, like a dummy. Jimmy yeah, he comes back in. Yeah. He wants her back. Jimmy no, i loved every single part of it. And who directed it again . Hallie myersshyer, its her first movie. And her mom is nancy myers, her dad is Charles Shyer so we just had and nancy produced the movie. Nancy myers. Jimmy whos the guy that plays the guy that youre into . Pico alexander is this new guy. Jimmy the whole crew of guys were great. Yeah. This is, all like, one of their first movies. One of the kids has been in a a lot of movies. But the other two guys are around 26, 27, and this is their first movie. So its exciting. Jimmy yeah, its really, really cool. I want to show everyone a clip. Here is Reese Witherspoon in her new movie, home again. Take a look at this. Hey, alice . Yeah. Do you have a minute . Sure. Can we maybe exchange phone numbers or harry, im very late. Listen. I think you woke up to a a completely different person then you met last night. And i appreciate the gesture, i really do, but how old are you . Like 30 . 29 . Something like that. Oh, jesus. Okay, girls. Come on, time to get in the car okay, okay shes so intense. No, im not. Good luck with everything. Maybe ill see you around. I hope so. Come on, ladies did you guys have a a sleepover . What . How did you meet . Yeah, are you friends with their mom . Friends with his mom . How old do i look . I dont know, mom age. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is it fun . Its a lot of fun scenes in the movie. One thing that made me laugh was you handed him his boxers or whatever, and he was like, did you just wash these . And you go, well, i was doing a load. [ laughter ] just made me laugh. Would you like to play a game . Yes jimmy all right, reese and i are playing a new game when we come back, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] that one. This. So, verizon and google have teamed up on the pixel 2. Its a match made in tech heaven. Its like verizon is the oil and google is the balsamic. No, actually they separate into a suspension. Its more like the google pixel 2 is the unlimited storage. And verizon is the best unlimited plan. What if its like h2 and o . Yeah. Thats right. I had a feeling that would score with you guys. Good meeting. avo when you really, really want the best get the pixel 2 for up to 300 off on googles exclusive wireless partner, verizon. Most people think doilies and cabbage roses. 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Now since tonight was nfl kickoff night, im in the football spirit. So reese and i are about to play a brandnew game called cooler heads. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show cooler heads tonight show cooler heads tonight show jimmy all right, higgins, do you would like tell us how the game you look great, by the way, dude. Steve thank you. My gosh, thank you jimmy youre welcome. Steve i got a job at foot locker. Jimmy thats cool. [ laughter ] steve this game is very simple. Youll each take a turn answering multiple choice questions about football trivia. Jimmy uhhuh. Steve once your answer is locked in, two coolers will be carried out oh, no. Steve and dumped over your heads. [ laughter ] oh, no. Steve if you answer correctly your cooler will be empty. Okay. Steve your opponent will be doused with a mystery substance. [ laughter ] you answer incorrectly, you get dumped on. Any questions . Anybody . Jimmy well i was steve great first question is for reese. [ light laughter ] okay. Steve reese, all right. Yes. Steve how much did a a 30second commercial cost at the first super bowl in 1967 . Is it jimmy million dollars. [ light laughter ] steve please. Is it a, 900. Jimmy yeah, no one cares. Steve b, 42,000. Or c, 190,000 im going to say b, 42,000. Steve okay, your answer is locked in. Lets bring out the coolers. Jimmy why would you know that . Steve shes just guessing im guessing. Ahh lets see if she was right, 1, 2, 3, dump [ cheers and applause ] steve oh reese oh, god oh, my gosh, its [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what is this game . what are the rules . Steve reese was correct jimmy what are the rules of the game . Steve your cooler was filled with nacho cheese [ audience ohs ] can we see that in slow motion . Can we see that in slow motion . Jimmy i didnt see the guys come out [ laughter ] steve oh, my gosh jimmy oh, my goodness. Steve you look like a lego person jimmy a melted lego person. Steve okay. Score is 70. [ light laughter ] seven . Steve next question jimmy can we use fake nacho cheese sauce . Steve no, this isnt your cheese. Jimmy all right. Steve all right. Next question is for jimmy. Okay. Steve which of these is not not the name of a former professional Football Player . Jimmy okay. Steve is it, a, buzz nutter. B, dick felt. Jimmy oh, come on. Steve or c, uranius johnson. Whats your answer . [ laughter ] jimmy what was it, butt nutter . Steve butt buzz. Dont try to trick me. [ laughter ] its not its not butt nutter. Thats a totally different thing. Jimmy buzz nutter. Steve buzz nutter. Jimmy dick felt you made up dick felt. Steve or uranius johnson . Which one are going to pick . Jimmy uranius johnson. Steve uranius. Jimmy im going to say dick felt. Steve dick felt, your answer is locked in. Okay, lets bring up the next round of coolers. Oh, no steve 1, 2, 3, dump [ buzzer ] oh you were wrong [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy what are these guys interns . Steve you were so wrong. Oh, my god steve can we see that again in slow motion . [ laughter ] jimmy this is insane, this game. All right. Oh, my god. Steve reese is in the lead. Im a little scared. Jimmy im going to answer for reese. Steve next question is for you, reese. Okay. Im nervous. Steve which nfl quarterbacks first completed pass in the league was to himself . Oh, gosh . Steve is it, a, brett favre. Yeah. Steve b, eli manning. Or c, Peyton Manning . Oh, no. Okay. Oh, my god, i have no idea. Steve take a wild guess. Jimmy passed is to himself . He passed to himself. Steve passed it to himself. In the first game. I didnt even know that was possible. Jimmy this is going to be insane. If you get this im going to go one of the manning brothers. Im going to go eli manning . Steve eli manning. Your answer is locked in . I dont know. Steve lets bring out the coolers oh, my god oh, my go steve lets see if she is right. 1, 2, 3, dump ahh [ buzzer ] steve oh it was incorrect jimmy what . Steve incorrect [ applause ] [ laughter ] thats not bad. Jimmy what steve let me help you. There you go. Youre awfully thats not bad. That wasnt bad. Jimmy what is going on . Steve she got popcorn on her jimmy are you out of your mind . Oh, my god this is so much fun. Jimmy hold on let me see what was in the other cooler. Steve air dropped popcorn air popped popcorn jimmy this is insane i know what it is steve she might get dusty. The correct answer was brett favre. Passed a ball to himself in 1992. How is that even possible . Steve score is reese, 14. Jimmy, 7. [ whistle ] oh, oh you know what that whistle means . Jimmy no. Steve means its time for the final question. Theres a twist. Uhoh, okay. Steve this question is worth a touchdown, plus a two point conversion. Thats eight points. So jimmy, you can still technically win. Okay, this question is for you. Jim fallon, this is for you. Jimmy yeah, yeah. I hope you dont have any more popcorn, that would be a a disaster. [ laughter ] steve ouch. Okay. 1943 season. Oh, no. Steve Philadelphia Eagles combine jimmy this is my question . Steve this is your question. Jimmy yeah, i would love steve eagles, combined jimmy you know im all about football. Steve you know 43, 43 is your season. Eagles, combined with the Pittsburgh Steelers and were known by what name . Oh, my gosh, i know this one steve is it a i know this one. Steve the phillysburgh fighters. Jimmy reese, reese just stop talking [ laughter ] but i know the answer jimmy no, stop dont let her answer the question steve b, the steagles. Or c, the pennsylvanians. Jimmy wait, say it again, the pittsburghians . Steve no, the phillysburg fighters jimmy uhhuh. Steve the steagles or the pennsylvanians . Jimmy pennsylvanians. Steve thats your final answer . Locked in. Jimmy yes, like the knickerbockers. Steve get on out here lets bring on the coolers jimmy i love you guys guys all help me. Steve lets see who the winner is dump [ buzzer ] oh [ cheers and applause ] oh, gatorade oh, my god steve the correct answer is the steagles, which means reese is the winner [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you mean the steagles . The steagles jimmy your champion Reese Witherspoon, right there everybody [ cheers and applause ] what is going on . Stick around. Well be right back with u2 [ cheers and applause ] but also actively steer. Not only to automatically brake. Were getting closer to our ultimate goal a World Without accidents. Experience driverfirst innovation. Experience amazing. We cantwhy . Y here terrible toilet paper ill never get clean way ahead of you. Charmin ultra strong. It cleans better. Its four times stronger and you can use less. Enjoy the go with charmin. Is knowing what it takes toal build one. Starting today, state farm is here to help. With tools, support, and education. Visit letsstarttoday. Com but also actively steer. Not only to automatically brake. Were getting closer to our ultimate goal a World Without accidents. Experience driverfirst innovation. Experience amazing. Starbucks narino 70 cold brew coffee. In stores now. Only at starbucks. When youre a doubledipping like steve sweeney, its important to maintain a certain. Lifestyle. Thats why sweeney spent over a hundred grand of his Campaign Funds on highpriced meals and other gifts. Were talking fine cigars, fancy watches, pricey restaurants, and expensive wines all to charm the type of folks who helped him raise your taxes 145 times. Too many in south jersey are struggling. But steve sweeneys looking out for himself, not for us. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know its going to be great you know its going to be great when it starts with a standing ovation. They are one of the greatest rock bands in history [ cheers and applause ] and are in the midst of their 2017 joshua tree tour. Performing bullet the blue sky off that classic album, give it up for u2 [ cheers and applause ] in the howlin wind in the howlin wind comes a stingin rain see it drivin nails into the souls on the tree of pain from the firefly a red orange glow see the face of fear runnin scared in the valley below whoa whoa bullet the blue sky bullet the blue sky bullet the blue sky bullet the blue in the locust wind comes a rattle and hum jacob wrestled the angel the angel was overcome you plant a demon seed you raise a flower of fire we see them burnin crosses see the flames higher and higher woah woah bullet the blue sky bullet the blue sky bullet the blue sky bullet the blue bullet the blue sky bullet the blue suit and tie comes up to me his face orange as a rose on a thorn bush skin as thin as an orange crush and hes peelin off those dollar bills slappin em down one hundred two hundred and i can see those fighter planes and i can see those fighter planes in the vein ground shakes but the children cant weep vaporized in a single sweep the emperor rises from the stolen throne never know never being known the lights are on president s home oh my god i never felt so alone outside is america outside is america la la la la la america war what is it good for war what is it good for war what is it good for war what is it good for absolutely nothing absolutely nothing a far palace in a farfetched land another baby plays a baby grand fingers on the keys of a silent storm finger on the button of oblivion and all i can think of is my son all i can think of is my son misses his mom misses his da and he runs and he runs and he runs and he runs into the arms into the arms into the arms of america [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are talking to bono and the edge after the break stick around, everybody u2 oh, my god. 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Hello moto. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Buy the new moto z and youll get a free projector mod. Hey, girlfriend. Hows your cafe au lait . Oh, its actually. squeaking of balloon its ver. squeaking im being so serious right now. I really want to know how your coffee is. Its. squeaking of balloon, laughing i had a second balloon goodbye oof, that milk in your coffee was messing with you, wasnt it . Yeah, it happens to more people than you think. Try lactaid, its real milk, without that annoying lactose. Mmm. Good, right . Yeah. Lactaid. Its the milk that doesnt mess with you. And now, try our real sour cream. Its delicious. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody we just saw a performance of bullet the blue sky by one of the greats, u2, right there [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. That was [ applause ] look at that. Thats amazing. [ cheers and applause ] they loved it. Loved it. Thank you. We loved it. We we we need it. We its just it was important. It was just intense. And thank you for doing that. I recognize a few of the images. The adrenaline is still going. Jimmy yeah. Did you like our little north korean little flags turning into jimmy i saw some people in the background there, yeah. Yes jimmy that i recognize. Well, you know, its a its a strange place we find ourselves in. Its dangerous out there, you know. You have a you have a little emperor there with a bad haircut and his finger on the nuclear arsenal. And a lot of people in silly costumes following him around. And then you have the dude from north korea. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats true. [ cheers and applause ] but you do a song like that, and its just a powerful thing. Even just to change the lyrics and do that for us. I appreciate that. Because we love having you here. And last time i think i saw you, i had a bandaged finger. Do you i dont remember if you remember this. You probably dont, because you are super rock stars. [ light laughter ] no, i also have we have similar jimmy yeah, no. Injuries. Jimmy do you this is the most awesomest thing that ever happened. You guys honored me. You actually said, hey, would you like to get up at one of our shows and sing a song . This is a true story, and at the garden. And i go, oh, my gosh. Yeah, of course. And you go, well, this is great. We do this thing where we pull a fan out of the audience, and do you remember this at all . This really happened. Yeah. [ laughter ] all right, you remember. So you pull a fan out of the audience. So i go out and i have a sign that says singer with a broken finger. [ laughter ] because at the time i had a a bandaged finger. Okay, its coming back. Jimmy so we so we rehearsed its coming back. Jimmy we rehearsed this in the afternoon. Me singing with you guys. And so i was like, all right. So i go, great, im very excited. That part of the concert comes. Security grabs me. They pull me in the background. I come around the thing. And i have the sign, singer with a broken finger. And i hold up the sign and im hiding my face and im holding the sign up like this, you know. And you go, uh, who do we have in the crowd tonight who wants to sing with us . Anyone out there . [ laughter ] it was going so well until this moment. [ laughter ] jimmy and so i go, here we go. This is it. This is the moment, you know . And then you go, right there and i go, okay. And i look, and youre not talking to me at all. [ laughter ] it was some girl over there, some fan. And you pull her out of the crowd. And i go, okay. And someone behind me goes, put the sign down, man [ laughter ] and i go put the sign down hey, idiot put the sign and i go, well, this is part of the whole thing. Hold on. And i go and you start doing your whole and you totally forgot that i was there. [ laughter ] and im like my gosh. Jimmy yeah, no im going to get into a fist fight here. Theyre screaming at me. Listen, you look you i saw it happening live. I saw the whole jimmy edge saved the whole thing, because he walked over. He walked over and he whispered. He goes, i think you forgot about jimmy. [ laughter ] and you immediately go, oh, yes, the singer with the broken finger [ laughter ] actually, the truth is, on the stage i he goes into i dont know i often dont know who i am. Where i am. This kind of thing. And its actually, its often edge that asks me to snap out of it. I did this thing where i just go ooh. [ light laughter ] back in your body [ laughter ] jimmy back in your body. Thats not far from the truth. Jimmy no. I want to talk about, uh experience. The songs of experience. This is an album u2 fans were waiting for. This is the first single. And, the album is its coming out, isnt it . I mean ask him. Yep. Its coming out. Im always saying its coming out. Jimmy and you think it is, too . He just reels it back in. [ laughter ] its coming out. Its definitely coming out. Christ, he wants to e. Q. It as its going into the shops. Jimmy yeah, exactly. But it is definitely finished. Jimmy its finished. All right, good. So we know that. It is. I swear it is. Jimmy yeah. But were actually playing it on the joshua tree tour. Were going to play some new tunes. Which was not really the plan. We were throwing a Birthday Party for an album that was 30 years old and now its become the launch for this new songs. And its the tour that just keeps going on. Jimmy no, theyve been sold out everywhere. And it keeps going. I mean, but its it feels i dont know. It feels oddly relevant. You know . In wonderful and in not so wonderful ways. Every night im reminded why we are reminded why we fell in love with this country. And, you know, its not just a a country. Its an idea. Its a great idea. One of the best ideas ever. But you can feel, in recent times, that idea get a bit twisted. And then you have the d. R. E. A. M. Ers. I mean, we are irish. Were the d. R. E. A. M. Ers. I mean, this country was built for and by d. R. E. A. M. Ers. Your grandparents, both sides, if i remember jimmy yeah. Were d. R. E. A. M. Ers, right . Jimmy absolutely. If theres no room for d. R. E. A. M. Ers, then where are we in america . Where are we . Its the american dream. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy totally agree. Totally agree. Youre the best thing about me i have two questions. First of all, do you know the model on the cover of this single . I do. I do. I need to give her a kiss. Thats my daughter. Jimmy yeah. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] jimmy gorgeous. Youre the best thing about me. I love this song, because i, of course in my head i was expecting maybe like a a political politically charged song or Something Like that. But this is kind of more u2 poprock song. Like a pop song. We call it a sort of its kind of punk motown. Thats how we [ laughter ] its like the supremes. The supremes. Punk supremes. Its defiant joy, is what we call it. And you know, its a love song, to my mrs. And in these in difficult times, its important to tell your loved ones how you feel. I think maybe even more important than ever, in these times, its important to have that joy, because thats the best response. And i just want to say well done on the Opening Night where you made that donation. Thats amazing to the harvey hurricane. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats all these guys. Thats the whole show. The whole tonight show did that and everybody out there. And the music. Jimmy the music was great. Bringing that choir on, it was a great move. Jimmy i know you what was your for katrina, you started a a Foundation Music rising. Jimmy musicrising. Com. And i know i went on that, music rising, because it was a its an amazing idea. But, i mean, to give people instruments. It was borne out of that sense that new Orleans Music culture was fragile and after katrina that it could actually be the ultimate, you know, thing that we lose. And we replaced a lot of instruments, got a lot of musicians back to work, a lot of schools and churches back to providing music. And now were doing the same for houston. So its an existing initiative. Its kind of not a new thing. Its been around since 2 2005, but were its on musicrising. Com. Were taking donations. And our plan would be to bring music back to houston, to all of the School Programs and the churches and all of the places where music sustained people. We want to get that back. Because its one of the best ways to get over the trauma of a disaster like that, is with music. Jimmy you guys are always giving something. Immense. Jimmy exactly. You guys are always [ cheers and applause ] thats why thats one of the many reasons why. And you brought it up, but we might as well all just say it. Can we all just say i love you to u2 right now . One, two three all i love you jimmy you guys are fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] we have a Television Debut. After the break, u2 is performing their brand new single, youre the best thing about me. Stick around, everybody. I had to say had to say i love you. [ cheers and applause ] alright, looks like weve got plain, spicy, sesame, Peanut Butter filled, cheese dusted. Plain. Great. So what are we gonna watch . Show me fall tv. Only xfinity x1 brings you the best handselected picks this fall. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy back with the tv debut of their new single, youre the best thing about me, once again, u2 [ cheers and applause ] when you look so good the pain in your face doesnt show when you look so good and baby you dont even know when the world is ours but the world is not your kind of thing full of shooting stars brighter as theyre vanishing oh youve seen enough to know its children who teach youre still free enough to wake up on a bed or a beach youre the best thing about me the best thing that ever happened to a boy youre the best thing about me im the kind of trouble that you enjoy youre the best thing about me the best things are easy to destroy youre the best thing about me the best thing about me i been crying out how bad can a good time be shooting off my mouth thats another great thing about me i have everything but i feel like nothing at all theres no risky thing for a man whos determined to fall youre the best thing about me the best thing that ever happened to a boy youre the best thing about me im the kind of trouble that you enjoy youre the best thing about me the best things are easy to destroy youre the best thing about me why am i why am i walking away walking away why am i walking away i can see it all so clearly i can see what you cant see i can see you love her loudly when she needs you quietly youre the best thing about me the best things are easy to destroy youre the best thing about me why am i why am i walking away walking away why am i walking away [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on that is how you do it that is how you do it, ladies and gentlemen u2 youre the best thing about me is out now. Call your deejay start streaming my thanks to Reese Witherspoon, u2, the roots, everybody, right there stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching, have a a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight, jim parsons, from nbcs this is us, actress chrissy metz, music from, ruston kelly, featuring the 8g band with gregg bissonette. [ cheers and applause ] ladi and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening everybody, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] wonderful to hear. Wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. North korea said today that since President Trump has declared war on the country, it has the right to shoot down United States strategic bombers even when they aot