According to bloomberg, President Trumps allies are worried about the resignation of his personal bodyguard and aide, keith schiller. Because they say schiller is trumps emotional anchor. Oh, when was he resigning . 30 years ago . [ laughter ] seriously, this has been the emotionally anchored trump . [ light laughter ] whats the unhinged trump going to do . Build a lair . [ laughter ] former president obama today criticized President Trumps decision to end the daca program. Of course, the only reason trump wants to end it is because he thinks daca is obamas middle name. [ laughter ] we must end the failed policies of barack daca hussein obama. [ laughter and applause ] incidentally, daca is also what Hillary Clinton shouts at the bar when she wants another daiquiri. [ laughter ] can i get a daca . [ laughter ] what . Yeah, i know i should have got [ light laughter ] new york mayor bill de blasio recently praised his running of the city saying, youd assume theyd be having parades in the streets. Unfortunately, new yorkers cant get to the streets because theyre stuck underground on the subway all day. [ cheers and applause ] nintendo recently announced that its character mario is no longer a plumber. Apparently, he was fired after coming to work on mushrooms. [ light laughter ] yeah seth yeah mercedesbenz will debut plans next month for a selfdriving electric smart car. The car is so smart, when you turn it on, it drives straight out of america. [ laughter and applause ] recalculating, canada. Recalculating. Starbucks is adding a sushi burrito to the menu at some of its locations. So yes, their bathrooms can get any worse. [ laughter ] lets see, ill have a large black coffee and a sushi burrito. [ light laughter ] and im going to need the keys. [ laughter ] and finally, according to reports, hollywood movies are on track for the lowest Summer Box Office returns in more than a decade, with some analysts citing sequel fatigue. Incidentally, sequel fatigue is the working title of fast and furious 9. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we got a fantastic show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] he is one of our favorites here. Hes cnns chief washington correspondent, our friend, jake tapper is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] you know her from game of thrones. And now you can see her in sundances tvs, top of the lake china girl, Gwendoline Christie joins us. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic actress from a great new show. And we will have music from gary clark jr. So youre here at a great time. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be a fun show. As the summer of near constant chaos ends, President Trump faces a series of challenges more difficult than any hes dealt with up to this point. So how has he responded . By threatening to deport hundreds of thousands of law abiding americans. For more on this, its time for a closer look. Seth on top of Everything Else hell face in the next several months, the budget, the debt limit, north Koreas Nuclear program, trump has had to deal with the aftermath of hurricane harvey. And this labor day weekend, trump chipped in with some labor of his own, helping load supplies on to a truck. Though he did it in a way that illustrated how little he knows about loading. Hey, can you handle this, its a lot of yes, sir. Have a good time. [ laughter and applause ] seth here you go, now just drive off with this in your lap. [ laughter ] we should just be happy trump wasnt in charge of filling the trucks with gas. [ light laughter ] to be fair to trump, we dont need elbow grease from our president s at times of tragedy, we need their inspirational words. But even there, trump wasnt quite up to the task. We have had a tremendous group of folks. Our acting director, elaine, thank you very much for the job youve done. And a man whos really become very famous on television the last couple days, mr. Long. My hands are too big. Were here to take care. Its going well, and i want to thank you for coming out. Were going to get you back and operating immediately. Thank you, everybody. What a crowd, what a turnout. [ laughter ] seth what is wrong with you, youre the president not a standup comic. [ light laughter ] what a crowd, what a turnout. Thank you, thank you so much for coming out tonight. Oh, what, you had to because your house is under water . Thats my time. [ laughter ] i dont want to say that trump is out of touch with reality, so ill let him say it. Its been a wonderful thing. Its as tough as this was, its been a wonderful thing. I think even for the country to watch out for the world to watch. Its been beautiful. Have a good time, everybody, im going to be doing a little help over here. Seth have a good time, everybody. You know, it reminds me of news caster herbert morrison, and his commentary during the hindenburg disaster. Just look at those beautiful flames arching skyward from that airship. [ laughter ] oh, the humanity, the humanity is having the time of their lives. Have a good time, everybody. Seth and yet, despite his bumbling through staged photo ops, trump seemed to think highly of his performance after harvey. So highly that on friday, he had a group of faith leaders at the white house to declare a national day of prayer and made them take turns praising him. Mr. President , we want to thank you for your leadership. We thank you, the Vice President and your entire team. Dont be shy. What are you since when are you shy . Im im not shy, mr. President. Anybody else . Anybody else . Thank you, mr. President. Right from the beginning, go ahead. Yes, indeed. Pastor yes. Prayer . Lets pray together, may we . Father, i thank you that we have a president , President Donald Trump who believes in the power of prayer. This country has been bitterly divided for decades upon decades and now you have given us a gift. President donald trump. [ audience ohs ] seth far be it from me to criticize god. But hes a terrible gift giver. [ laughter ] did trump come with a gift receipt . [ light laughter ] although im sure, by the way, im sure god would say, a gift . I sent him as a harbinger of doom. Whats wrong with you people . But of course, as quick as he is to praise himself, trump is even quicker to needlessly attack others as he did on saturday, when he was praising Emergency Responders for their heroic work. And out of nowhere, took this false and gratuitous swipe at the media. I hear the coast guard saved 11,000 people. Yes, almost. Think of it, almost 11,000 people by going into winds that the media would not go into. They would not go into those winds. Unless its a really good story, in which case, they will. Seth of course, the media was on those choppers with the coast guard during many of those rescues. Which is why you saw those rescues on the news. [ laughter ] and you certainly didnt see trump going into any dangerous winds. Believe me, you would have noticed. [ laughter and applause ] and of course, the media did work in exceedingly dangerous conditions, flagging down emergency crews in the rain and literally pulling people out of flood waters. Meanwhile, the closest trump has ever come to water is still this. Its rubio. [ laughter ] seth of course, the coast guard and the media werent the only ones braving dangerous conditions to save lives. There were also countless Emergency Responders. Like houston area paramedic jesus contreras. Contreras is protected from deportation under the Obama Era Program known as daca. He spent six Straight Days rescuing people from floodwaters in houston. So how did the president thank him . Well today, trump announced that he was rescinding daca supposedly with a six month delay to allow congress to pass legislation to replace it. Trumps decision throws the lives of nearly 800,000 americans who were brought here as children and who work here and go to school here, into chaos. Now polls have shown consistently that a large majority of americans support letting Daca Recipients known as dreamers stay in the country, which may explain why trump hid behind his attorney general today letting Jeff Sessions make the announcement. All trump could muster was a statement supporting the decision and a tweet urging congress to come up with a solution. Trump tweeted, congress, get ready to do your job. Daca. Trump ends every tweet like hes jumping out from behind a door to scare you. [ laughter ] congress, get ready to do your job, daca. [ laughter and applause ] you should see her face when i said daca. To be clear, Daca Recipients were brought here as children, have known no other country, pay taxes, have no criminal record and are as american as anyone else living here. And this will shock you. With this decision today, trump once again proved himself to be a liar after repeatedly assuring dreamers that he would take care of them and treat them with heart. Is there anything you can say to assure them right now . That theyll be allowed to stay. They shouldnt be very worried. They are here illegally, they shouldnt be very worried, i do have a big heart. Were going to take care of everybody. Should dreamers be worried . We love the dreamers. We love everybody. Were going to show great heart. Daca is a very, very difficult subject for me, i will tell you. To me, its one of the most difficult subjects i have because you have these incredible kids the daca situation is a very, very its a very difficult thing for me. Because, you know, i love these kids. I love kids. I have kids. Seth thats right i have kids and i would only deport one of them. [ laughter and applause ] father, no in fact, trump himself apparently didnt even want to make a decision, and desperately hoped someone else would solve the problem. According to the new york times, for months an anxious and uncertain President Trump was caught between opposing camps in the west wing. Trump, exasperated, asked his aides for a way out of a dilemma he created by promising to roll back the program as a president ial canidate. Something tells me this isnt the only time trump has asked his aides for a way out. I just assume hes been carving a tunnel through the wall of the oval office under a poster of rita hayworth. [ light laughter ] so a president who backed himself into a corner by catering to the racial resentments of his base is now needlessly throwing the lives of hundreds of thousands of hardworking americans into chaos. Which means its now up to congress to do something. Now many republicans urge trump not to end the program, including people like House Speaker paul ryan and Senate Majority leader mitch mcconnell. But trumps relationship with those republicans is strained. The wall street journal reported yesterday, mcconnells relationship with trump began to fray last month as the gop effort to appeal obamacare was falling apart. Mcconnell often prepared note cards with points he wanted to make during phone calls with the president. Trump was more casual, starting conversations with several minutes of chatter about the days headlines or what he had seen on tv. As it became clear, mcconnell couldnt summon enough republican votes to repeal the Affordable Care act, the Senate Majority leader stopped responding to the president s chit chat. Mitch, the president said when mcconnell fell silent in one call. Are you there. [ light laughter ] incidentally, thats the title of my favorite judy bloom novel. [ light laughter ] so republicans, now treat phone calls with the president the way the rest of us treat phone calls with our grandparents. Hi, grandma, just keep talking, im going to put you on speaker. Wow, that does sound like a lot of pills. [ laughter ] so you have the president needlessly tormenting hundreds of thousands of hard working americans with the cruel and capricious policy that is supported neither by a majority of voters, nor, leader of his own party. So why are republicans continuing to stand by him . Gop congressman Duncan Hunter summed up the core ideology of the modern gop best when he said of trump on friday, to a group of republicans, quote, hes an [ bleep ], but hes our [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] now, im not a licensed proctologist, but congressman, there is something seriously wrong with your [ bleep ]. This has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth well be right back with our friend jake tapper, everybody. 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Love is out there. Find it in a subaru crosstrek. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody, please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also sitting in with us this week, shes one of our favorite drummers, and just back from touring europe, Allison Miller is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for allison. Welcome back. Thank you. Seth our first guest tonight is cnns chief washington correspondent. He hosts the lead weekday afternoons on cnn as well as the networks sunday show, state of the union. Please welcome back to the show our friend jake tapper, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im good. Seth yeah. I had a vacation, so im like rested for the First Time Since november . Seth yeah, there hasnt been a lot of rest since november, and now youll be back on. Now this is interesting, when youre on vacation, i assume this happens because of what you do for a living, and because how inside washington you are. People must come up to you all the time to get some wisdom for you. What is the most frequently asked question you are getting these days . The basic theme of it is, are we going to survive . Seth okay. Thats the basic. Seth is that a nice thing to hear on vacation . [ light laughter ] im just you know, im trying to like build a sand castle with my son. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. Yeah, were going to be fine, lady. Thats basically what people want to know, are we going to be okay . Are we going to survive this as a nation . Seth is there also a sense that people want to know from you, as someone who has followed other administrations. Because dont you feel like people are paying more attention to the news maybe than ever before. Do they want to know from you that this is crazy . Like do they want you to confirm their sense that this is outside the realm of whats conventional . Yes, absolutely. They want to know that theyre not you know the whole term about being gaslit, when somebody comes in. Seth yeah. They convince you that youre crazy when theyre the ones being crazy. They want to make sure that like, its not normal for a president to make fun of disabled people, right . Thats not normal. [ light laughter ] seth yeah, right. Correct. Seth there you go. [ laughter ] and then they walk off down the beach and they go honey, ive got good news, were going to live and were normal. [ light laughter ] i never said anything about were going to live. [ light laughter ] seth so, what about today, is this very much in line with what we should expect from the president . He said he loves the dreamers, they have nothing to worry about, he takes this action with daca today. Is this very much normal . Its normal in the sense that this is part of the policy edge of President Trump, where he maybe doesnt fully understand all the promises that he makes. I really think thats whats going on. Im not quite sure that he fully comprehends that the 800,000 people that have temporary protections from president obamas questionable in terms of its constitutionality, provision, whether he knows that they a, will once the programs over, they will be subject to deportation, but also, b, and this isnt something thats getting lots of attention, to become a daca applicant, you have to actually apply. And you hand over all your personal information, your phone number, your address, and now the government has that. And when the department of Homeland Security put out their guidance today, they said they wouldnt proactively turn it over to immigration officials, but they would under certain circumstances give it if asked. So not only are these people vulnerable, now the government knows where they live. Seth so theyre actually more vulnerable for having gone through the daca program then they were ahead of time as far as being able to be detected . As of right now, potentially. Yeah, absolutely. Its odd. Seth youve been very critical of the president. Youve been critical of other president s though as well. As you were talking about daca, you pointed out that there was some questionable constitutionality as to what barack obama did. You have become a huge i think, a lot of people on the left have looked to you to be this voice of reason, but there was a time when they didnt care for you . [ light laughter ] starting with president obama. Seth yeah. Yeah, i dont expect its going to last much you know, once the Chelsea Clinton administration begins, or oprah. [ light laughter ] seth yeah, theyre going to everyones turning once you go after oprah, im turning against you too, buddy. [ light laughter ] you know, ive got some stuff against clooney. [ light laughter ] he doesnt know whats going to hit him. Seth you have had because of how hard youve been on President Trump, some on the right, some on the right in the media have been critical of you. Sean hannity recently asked his viewers to go after you on twitter as being fake news. That was so weird, yeah. [ light laughter ] so i was at home, my wife and my kids were away, im just you know, as one does. Seth before she left was she like, dont get in a media feud. [ laughter ] were going to leave you alone, dont get in a twitter war. Thats constantly she says that to me, every hour of the day, just to make sure i dont. So anyway im just reading twitter before i go to bed, and oh, my god, sean hannity has apparently told his viewers not just his twitter followers, but his viewers to go on to twitter, and tell me what they think of me. Seth yeah. Im like, oh, my god. I should just put it away, but it ended up being completely different than what i thought it was going to be. Seth people were very positive. It was like 1,000 to 1. I never. [ laughter ] it was all these tweets like, jake tapper, sean hannity wants me to tell you what i think, i think hes a hack, and i think youre the best. You know seth yeah, this was [ cheers and applause ] this was my favorite one right here. Some people like beyonce, i like jake tapper. Take that hannity. Jaketapperismybeyonce. [ laughter and applause ] i guess i have to day, that hashtag didnt take off the way i thought it would, and i hold some of these people responsible. [ light laughter ] seth i dont remember that being a trending hashtag. Jake tapper is my beyonce. No. Yeah, so it didnt work out the way i guess mr. Hannity intended. Seth yeah, well i think the problem is, when you tell fox news viewers to go to twitter, theres a lot of questions as to where does that exist. [ light laughter ] because theyre older. Seth is that something, theyre older. Their older viewers. Seth do i have to call time warner and order twitter . [ light laughter ] is that on the package . So, but you, and i think this is why when barack obama was in office, you received criticism from the left. Now with trump in office youre receiving criticism from the right. Is part of that because you dont believe its your job is to parrot what the president is saying, and do you feel like right now were seeing that a lot from media figures . I feel like, yes, first of all our job is to hold them accountable and hold them responsible and point out when they lie, and point out when they say things that cant possibly be true, and be aggressive, were not supposed to be their friends. You know, its pretty simple, and for eight years i was not president obamas friend, and now im not President Trumps friend. Seth yeah. But i do its weird because, a lot of people on the right in the media these days there are first of all, i should point out, a lot of very intellectually honest conservatives that i see at the weekly standard, at the national review, but then there are some people on the right, and the media right that think it is somehow rebellious to be displaying fealty, and cozying up to power, to the president , and it just seems so odd to me, because thats it wasnt cool when people on the left did that to obama, and its not cool when people on the right do it to President Trump. Seth i agree with that. You also do something that weve talked about it before on the show, state of the union, you also do state of the cartoonian. Yes. Seth which is sort of the weeks news via cartoons that you draw. Yeah, im a failed cartoonist. Seth you are a failed cartoonist. Yeah. Seth i did not realize that cartooning in your younger days got you in trouble, in high school. We tracked down a pretty good story about you. So, let me just preface this story by saying to my father who is watching, i still dont think its good that i did this. [ laughter ] i understand that i made a mistake. So i was one of the kids in high school that was kind of a wise guy. Seth sure. And so, you know, they have those ads in the yearbook, in the back of the yearbook. You remember mad magazine has the fold in. Seth yeah. So we had a fold seth it would be like yeah instead of folding it out you fold it in, and so it was this big ad from the Morgan Stearns of wynnewood congratulating the school in its fortieth year, and it had fortieth year in big letters, and when you folded it in, it became an appendage that only men have. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and boys. Seth yeah. But this was definitely a mans. [ laughter ] seth okay. And it said, for all the b. S. , eat this. Seth wow. And you managed to do this in a way that was not they did not recognize it until no, and i had some coconspirators, i did it, and then i had some Co Conspirators on the yearbook staff who like, you know seth got it. And how quickly were you found out . The day of graduation. [ laughter ] seth yeah, i guess thats the safest day to get out. But before we graduated. Seth oh, so thats not great . No. So we got punished, and we walked down the aisle. We go empty naugahyde folders, and we had to do community service, and we had to apologize. Although, our apology was great. It was before we even new what a washington, d. C. Apology was, and we wrote one of those. Like, im sorry if anybody was offended. [ light laughter ] you delicate creatures. Seth i actually saw that apology, and when you folded that in it was also a [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] we thought about that. Yeah, that would have been thanks so much for being here man. 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Seth please welcome to the show, Gwendoline Christie, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im all the better for seeing you, and all of you. [ cheers and applause ] seth yes, same thing here. Its very exciting. The first time we met at comic con. Yes we did. Seth i was very honored to moderate a game of thrones panel. Yes. Seth and it was so fun to get to hang out with you, and find out youre different from brianne of tarth. In what way . Seth i feel like theres a lightness to you that i havent seen. [ light laughter ] right, okay yeah. I seem to remember you also really took me to task over the amount of time i spent staring at that candle. Seth yes. Which i think you were quite right to do. We didnt need any more time of me staring at that candle. Seth well it was literally, this season of game of thrones there was very little time of anybody staring at anything. It moved very quickly. Yeah. Seth not a show known for its laugh, but i would say if there was one comic element of the show, that i enjoy, and i think everybody enjoyed this year was the budding romance between brianne and tormund. Tormund giantsbane there. [ cheers and applause ] and this is fantastic. The looks the looks he gives you are some give me more. Im going to just take you out of this, get in on that look. That is just one of the best all time leers. [ laughter ] its terrifying, isnt it . Seth its terrifying. Its absolutely terrifying. Seth hes so into you. He is into me, and he likes to continue being in character even off set. Seth okay, gotcha. So well be in an easyup, which is a dark tent with a gas heater burning away, and he will start, you know, chewing a sandwich wildly at me. So masticating wildly at me. Really kind of making love to that sandwich as he eyeballs it. Seth which wow. So strong, eyes like lasers, boring right in. Seth very good eyes. Yeah. Seth during those takes, do you ever find yourself laughing . Is that something that happens . You know, im a classically trained actress. Seth yes, everyone knows that. However. [ laughter ] this is possibly the one time that i dissolve without fail. Seth yeah. Because no one told me that this was going to happen. In the script it simply said, tormund gives brianne a look. I was not expecting the power, the magnitude of sort of the intense sexual intention to pour out of a mans eyes on top of me. Seth youre right, its more than any of the sort of fantasy elements of the show that is the hardest thing to wrap your head around. Yeah. Seth the look that he gives you. I feel like it comes out of the screen. [ laughter ] seth yeah, visible glare. So you obviously know this show is beloved, and you must have fans come up to you all the time. Have you had any awkward fan interactions . I mean, im hugely lucky because people are always they always tend to be very, very nice, particularly playing a character like brianne of tarth. People can be very enthusiastic. Seth yes. To one extent, whereby i was dining in a restaurant, i decided to visit what i believe in america is termed the restroom. Seth yes. Without going into details, i entered the cubical, i shut the door many and then underneath the door, slid a telephone connected to a hand, and a woman on the other side just said, selfie . [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] what do you think about that . Seth i think its a hard no. [ laughter ] yeah, a hard no. It was, it was a hard no. Seth but, as excited as people are to see someone from game of thrones. The show is so loved. I feel like you have been on the other side of fandom. You are a huge madonna fan. Is this true . Yeah. Seth this is a lifelong adoration. Yeah, since i was eight years old. Seth eight years old. Eight years old, and i used to dress up as madonna in my bedroom. And i would try to copy the dance routines, and i would be doing my madonna look. Id borrow my mothers makeup, i mean id really go there. Seth yeah. Id go there on the look, and it was a lifelong passion. Seth and you recently just got to see this was this the first time youve seen her in concert . This was the very first time id ever seen madonna in concert. And i was in australia. I was filming top of the lake. So i was in sydney with my dear friend alfie allen from game of thrones. Seth yes, theon greyjoy. And i said to him, come on, get us tickets for madonna, which he did, and i was very excited, and on the day of the concert, i was at home. I got a text, i got that familiar ding. Seth sure. The text message on the phone, and i looked at the phone, and the message said hi gwendoline. This is guy oseary, madonnas manager. I understand youre coming to the gig tonight. Seth is there a way to text in this voice, cause i love it. [ laughter ] i want all my texts this is this is how this particular text sounded. Exactly. That exact intonation, and it said, i hear youre coming to the gig tonight. Continue voice. Fancy jumping on stage with m . Shes a fan. Seth wow. [ audience woos ] i cried. Seth you cried . [ laughter ] i cried. Seth did you cry right away, or was it one of those slow cries where youre like, oh im not going to. You know what . I look at it and it was so voluntary, the mouth opened, then the slow well of [ light laughter ] seth and here we have [ laughter ] there you are on stage with her. So there you are. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] seth and so did you have any responsibilities on stage with madonna . I did indeed. I mean i went to the concert, i was in the car. I was in the car with alfie slowly becoming mute, and physically paralyzed. Seth yeah. Sure. Through fear. Abject fear. I arrive. Were there. Im mute. Im just standing very quietly, and alfies saying, are you okay . Are you okay . Yeah, im fine. Im fine. Madonna appears, and i start screaming so loudly, i think my lungs are going to come out of my mouth. Alfie is saying, babe i know youre excited, but can you calm down a bit. Madonna starts doing borderline, shes alongside us. Shes playing the guitar. Im screaming, she looks down, and winks, and renders me silent. Seth oh my god. [ laughter ] she winked you she made you she winked at me. I was silent, and then the screaming started again. Seth oh my god. [ light laughter ] so they came up to me, and they said, okay, are you ready . Youre going to go up on stage now. This is during a segment from a madonnas song called, unapologetic bitch, and part of my time between receiving the text message, and going to the concert, id watched the segment on youtube and rehearsed the choreography, because i didnt want to make a fool of myself in front of madonna. Seth of course not. I was practicing alone in my apartment. Thats madonna there. Im undulating at madonna. [ light laughter ] so, then it happens, and they say, are you ready . I sort of go, ah. I just make that noise. Ah. Because there are 22,000 people in the auditorium. Seth sure. And then they gave me a gentle push. Performance mode kicked in. Those three years of classical training, seth. Seth yeah, they paid off. Were, for that moment. Seth and it looks like here youre screening, and holding two bananas. Is that accurate . [ laughter ] and let me just say, this is exactly what i wanted the image of you on stage with madonna. [ cheers and applause ] the mouth, the mouth is open so wide. Seth yeah. The jaw had unhinged like a snake. Seth well, just congratulations on that, and congratulations on top of the lake, such a fantastic show. Jane campion, an incredible director, Elisabeth Moss your wonderful costar. Yeah. Seth i really enjoyed the first episode. Thank you so much for being here. So great to see you again. Thank you seth. [ cheers and applause ] seth Gwendoline Christie, everybody. Top of the lake, china girl premieres sunday september 10th at 9pm on sundance tv. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] dad molly, can you please take out the trash . sigh dad molly trash whoo mom hey, molly . Its time to go bell ringing class, lets turn to page 136, recessive traits skip generations. Who would like to read . molly i reprogrammed the robots to do the inspection. Its running much faster now. See . Its amazing, molly. Thank you. now try jim beam apple. Come together to make history. Thank you. Poured over ice and served with club soda, and a fresh lemon wedge, to make a crisp refreshing jim beam apple and soda. And thats how a pelican took my wallet oh no, ive got this. Ill use masterpass. Dont just buy it. Masterpass it. Bringing home an amazing story priceless. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Before we move on with the show, i want to take a moment and wish some of our viewers a happy birthday. These were real birthdays that were sent to us on twitter, but and im so sorry about this, i need to talk directly to my neighbor dennis, about some stuff im pretty upset about. I was going to do each of them separately, but were on short time. So im going to try to do them together, so just bear with me. Seth happy birthday to lori clay of dallas, texas. Hope you have a special day. Hey, dennis . [ light laughter ] stop using the bike storage rack to air dry your clothes. [ light laughter ] its for everyones bikes, not your collection of hooters tshirts. Also, why do you have so many jock straps . And why are they all different sizes . [ light laughter ] you know what, i just dont want to know, just cut it out. Happy birthday to brady cackler of independence, missouri, may all your birthday wishes come true, brady. Dennis . [ laughter ] if youre going to ask to borrow my vacuum cleaner, thats fine. But when you return it, please dont just leave it outside my door with a note that says, this is broken now. [ light laughter ] and you want to know why its broken, dennis . Do you . Because when i opened it up, it was filled with glass shards, koosh balls and beef jerky. What happened that all three of those things were on your floor . [ laughter ] also, why did you put a dole camp 96 sticker on the vacuum you know what, whatever, just dont ask me to borrow anything again. Happy birthday to amanda font of sugarland, texas. Shine brightly, amanda, for you are the brightest star in our galaxy. Dennis, stop saying to my wife, you must be doing yoga, because your body looks really live right now. [ light laughter ] and dont tell her that you do hot yoga in your apartment and that she should pop in whenever she wants. Oh and by the way, hot yoga is not you doing calisthenics in front of your open stove. [ light laughter ] and yes, my wife has been doing yoga, and yes her body is quite live. Love you, honey. [ light laughter ] happy birthday to ethan cody of goffstown, new hampshire, may the wind catch your sails and pull you into the port of happiness. Dennis [ laughter ] i dont care that you own mannequins. But when you throw them away, can you not lean them up against the recycling bin . They scare the [ bleep ] out of me. [ laughter ] also, why do they have spaghetti sauce on their faces . Are you feeding your mannequins . [ light laughter ] whats going on with you, man . [ light laughter ] happy birthday to actor Michael Keaton of hollywood, california. Remember to dance like no one is watching, and live like theres no tomorrow. Dennis [ light laughter ] i also have a message for your brotherinlaw, chet. Hey chet, i feel like youre dealing drugs in the hallway and you know why i feel that . 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[ cheers and applause ] here come old flat top he come groovin up slowly he got joo joo eyeballs he one holy roller he got hair down to his knee got to be a joker he just do what he please he wear no shoeshine he got toe jam football he got monkey finger he shoot cocacola he say i know you you know me one thing i can tell you is you got to be free come together right now over me he roller coaster he got Early Warning he got muddy water he one mojo filter he say one and one and one is three got to be good looking cause hes so hard to see come together right now over me come together right now come together right now come together right now over me [ cheers and applause ] seth gary clark jr. , everyone. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to jake tapper, Gwendoline Christie, gary clark jr. , everybody. [ cheers and applause ] Allison Miller and of course the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ]. Youre about to see an exclusive scene from the new season of the voice. But, first. Im grateful to the people that have been my mentors and inspiration. And then, here, yall gonna sing to me, and i get to help your dream come true . Thats gold. Introducing our brandnew coach Jennifer Hudson . Oh, man, we got no chance. [ laughter ]