And looking at him, id say the street won. [ laughter and applause ] ill see you next time. [ laughter ] after President Trump struck a deal with democrats to increase the debt ceiling, he tweeted on friday, quote, republicans sorry, but i have been hearing about repeal and replace for seven years, didnt happen. Wow, thats shocking. Donald trump said sorry. [ light laughter ] thousands of students in houston returned to school today after a twoweek delay caused by hurricane harvey. But dont worry, kids, no matter how much school you miss, you can still be secretary of education some day. [ laughter and applause ] former white house aide Sebastian Gorka predicted today there will be another shakeup in the white house staff before christmas. Oh, you think so, nostradamus . [ light laughter ] people leave the white house so often, they are reusing the same goodbye cake. [ light laughter ] good luck out there, reince. Okay, scrape off the icing and write in mooch. [ light laughter ] according to the New York Times, before taking office, President Trump changed his Party Affiliations at least five times. If you are surprised by that, i can think of three people who arent. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] in an interview yesterday, Hillary Clinton said that she will not pursue the presidency again in 2020. Well, what she actually said was, im not waiting that long [ laughter ] thats right, Hillary Clinton said that she will not pursue the presidency again in 2020. Time to let some young up and comers have their day. [ laughter and applause ] apple will unveil the new iphone 8 tomorrow and there are already rumors about the new features the phone will have, like a front facing camera, Face Scanning Technology and wireless charging. Here are a few other new features we suspect the iphone 8 might have. Seth rotary dial [ light laughter ] free 30second warrantee. When you read news about north korea, siri goes, shh, its going to be okay. [ laughter and applause ] instead of being password protected, its protected by an ancient riddle. [ light laughter ] a group chat that doesnt include debra. Headphone jack replaced with a guy named jack who sings your music to you. [ light laughter ] automatically deletes voicemail, cause aint no one listening to that [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] automatically hides your porn in the stocks app. [ laughter and applause ] prelost headphones. And finally, new and improved spell chuck. So get in line now for the new iphone 8. [ cheers and applause ] seth horror movie it broke september box office records, earning over 123 million in north america. Because if weve learned anything this past year, its that terrifying clowns get great ratings. [ laughter and applause ] today was National Make your bed day, so if you see a rumpled pile of sheets that look like itd been slept in, thats steve bannon. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and finally today is national hot cross bun day, while National Man Bun Day is still never. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] from vice principals on hbo, hes a fantastic guy, a very funny man. Danny mcbride is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] here to chat about the Season Finale of bravos odd mom out, the wonderful jill kargman is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and well have music from rock icons and one of our favorites here, Living Colour is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so, youre here on a good night. Before we get to all that, as his administration deals with the aftermath of Hurricane Irma, President Trump is also dealing with a brewing storm within his own party over his decision to strike a funding deal with democrats. Prompting an absurd new round of punditry over whether donald trump is actually a republican. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth Hurricane Irma began its assault on florida this weekend, which meant it was time for the flapping rain jackets of cable news to take to the air waves to try and describe wind and rain. It feels like you are being blasted with a fire hose. It feels not like raindrops, but like metal beads, millions of them, just hitting your body at the same time. If you think of what a really severe sandstorm feels like, thats what it feels like. It hurts. I feel like im feeling the backwash of a jet engine. Seth just imagine a whole cup of water, but not all at once, just little random droplets of it hitting your body, but way harder than youre used to. [ laughter ] and then of course, they reiterated the wise advice of local officials. We have seen a couple of people that have actually been out on the beach despite the warnings that they should not be out here. And there goes somebody who really shouldnt be out here. Tourists should not be out here. They certainly shouldnt be out here. Seth you should not be out there [ laughter and applause ] i mean, who wants to see Anderson Cooper soaking wet . Oh, a lot of people . Okay. [ laughter ] men and women, all right. [ cheers ] and now and now im realizing i do, too. So, that was stupid. Forget i said that. There were, however, a few bright spots. For one thing, there were the heroic acts of First Responders rescuing people in the storm. Now you think applauding the bravery of emergency responders, like the coast guard, would be one of the easiest things a president could do. But even that it seems is too much to ask of donald trump, who praised the coast guard yesterday by saying this a group that really deserves tremendous credit is the United States coast guard. What they have done i mean they were they are going right into that and you never know. You know, when you go in there, you dont know if youre going to come out. They are they are really if you talk about branding, no brand has improved more than the United States coast guard. [ audience ohs ] seth branding . What are you talking about . The coast guard doesnt need to improve their brand. Theyre the coast guard. [ light laughter ] theyre not arbys. [ light laughter ] theyre not a bunch of people sitting around a board room table going, okay, look, people hate the coast guard. We need some razzledazzle. No idea is a bad idea yes, thompson . What if they tried rescuing people during a hurricane . Thats a freaking great idea [ laughter and applause ] and then then, there were the floridians themselves who weathered the storm and in some cases, knew more about what was going on than the reporters. Just watch this interview a fox News Reporter did yesterday with an extremely well informed resident of miami beach. What do you think about the storm, the power, the ferocity and the risk to your safety at this point . Well, at this point im very relieved to discover that as we speak the eye of the storm is practically due south of us by 220 miles. Yeah. Okay. Because its crossing the 80th meridian, which is 80 degrees west longitude. So im not im not so worried, because its so far away. And its bearing as of 8 00 p. M. Westbound. Well, not just westbound. It was 275 degrees. [ laughter ] thats only 115 above due west toward true north. Is he right . So this thing is moving and has been moving in a very westerly direction. And because its several hundred miles south, the risks are less and less. Im not worried. I dont think its going to get much worse than what we are seeing right here. [ cheers and applause ] seth look at that reporter. He looks like he just lost a rap battle. [ laughter ] that answer was amazing to everyone but her, because you know shed heard it already. [ laughter ] she probably suggested they go outside so the wind would drown him out. 80th meridian. Yeah, thats amazing, honey. Lets go for a walk. Then they walk outside and shes like, is that reporter asking him about the storm . Mother[ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] unfortunately, not everyone was as well informed as that guy. Yesterday, in the midst of the storm President Trumps director of social media, dan scavino, who has repeatedly attacked reporters and accused them of spreading fake news, tweeted a video of what he said was flooding in Miami International airport. Now, it was an intense scene, so the tweet had a lot of replies. Including this one, from Miami International airport that said, this video is not from miami internation airport. [ laughter ] wow, you know youre bad at your job when even airports are correcting you. [ light laughter ] its almost as bad as the time laguardia tweeted at trump, you are the laguardia of president s. [ laughter and applause ] this pretty much sums up the m. O. Of the trump presidency. Attack the media for saying things that are true, then repeat something you saw on the internet thats fake. The same thing is happening with Climate Change. The evidence shows that the effects of Climate Change, including warmer waters and sea level rise, are making these kinds of extreme weather events worse. And yet, the head of the Environmental Protection agency, scott pruitt, says now is not the time to talk about it. Telling cnn to have any kind of focus on the cause and effect of the storm versus helping people were actually facing the effects of the storm is misplaced. To discuss the cause and effect of these storms, there is a place and time to do that. Its not now. Thats like crashing your car into a telephone pole and telling the cops, this is not the time to talk about my drinking problem. [ light laughter ] so if nows not the time, then when is the time . Because something tells me donald trump isnt making a lot of time in his schedule to discuss Climate Change. Im pretty sure his schedule is already full. [ laughter and applause ] now trumps Climate Change denials is one of many areas where hes in lockstep with most of the republican party. Its a useful reminder of how close trump is to the rest of his party, especially after a week in which he seems to be cozying up to democrats. Trump stunned republicans last week by cutting a deal with democratic leaders, Chuck Schumer and nancy pelosi, to life the debt limit and keep the government funded for threes months. And just to give you an idea of how unhappy republicans were with the president s sudden friendship with the democrats, look at Mitch Mcconnells face during their meeting with trump in the Oval Office Last week. He looks like he just saw a fellow ghost. [ laughter ] thats what the michelin man would look like if you let all the air out. [ light laughter ] Congressional Republicans were stunned by trumps deal with the democrats. Watch how flustered ohio congressman, jim jordan was when he was asked on sunday why republicans were not able to come up with a plan to convince trump to side with them. Unfortunately there wasnt any good options presented to the i learned a long time my background is in the sport of wrestling. You dont you dont prepare, youre not going to you dont do the the preparation and go to we didnt even have a practice to figure out what we were going to do. Seth your background is wrestling . [ light laughter ] based on that eloquent answer, i had you pegged for the debate team. [ laughter ] what did you wrestle, words . To be fair to be fair to jordan, defending trump would make anyones brain melt. You see, the president is his own there are situations where either path im a dog guy and we have got a golden retriever and i have nothing. [ light laughter ] and now trumps hostility to certain republicans in congress, like senators john mccain and jeff flake has gop leaders worried ahead of next years midterms. Texas senator john cornyn expressed hope over the weekend that trump would reconcile with them. Hopefully the president recognizes its in his best political interest to have as many republicans in the senate as possible. I think he can count. Are you sure about that . Remember, he thinks this is 1. 5 million people. [ laughter and applause ] so trump had one deal with democrats to keep the government open to avoid financial chaos and now all of a sudden, there is a rush of praise from the media, crowning him as americas First Independent president , including headlines in the New York Times, Associated Press and washington post. Can we stop with this absurd talking point . Donald trump is not an independent. The only thing hes independent of is reality. Whether it is his views on Climate Change, immigration, race, taxes, education or national security, hes proven time and again, that hes a republican. The gop is now totally and completely the party of trump. Hillary clinton summed it up this way in an interview with cbs, where she described her decision to attend the inauguration and trumps bleak inaugural address. So there i was on the platform you know, feeling like an out of body experience. And then his speech, which was a cry from the White Nationalist gut. Seth thats right. It was a cry from the White Nationalist gut. And unfortunately for us, there is a lot of gut. [ light laughter ] and this is something, to her credit, that Hillary Clinton saw it coming. Just over a year ago, she gave a speech on the rise of White Nationalism and the altright. And on sunday, we saw more of what she was warning us about when former trump advisor, steve bannon, slithered out from under his rock and gave an interview to 60 minutes. And he responded to hillarys altright speech from august of last year with this absurd comment. Her very first speech when she came off the beach was nonsense. And this goes to something i i want to address with you. Hillary clinton is not very bright. Everyone says shes so smart, so much smarter than donald trump. Seth yeah. Everybody is right. [ laughter ] of course Hillary Clinton is smarter than donald trump. Shes a graduate of yale law, a former senator and secretary of state. Meanwhile, im pretty sure trump thinks Frederick Douglas was in boyz ii men. [ laughter and applause ] i hear hes getting recognized more and more. I just saw him in that new geico commercial. Bannon also used the 60 minutes interview to announce that he would be an unabashed supporter of trumps agenda outside the white house. Going to war with the gop establishment on trumps behalf. Im a street fighter. Thats what i am. Youre more than that. Nah, i think i think im a street fighter. By the way, i think thats why donald trump and i get along well. Donald trump is a fighter. Great counter puncher. Great counter puncher. Hes a fighter. Im going to be his wing man outside for the entire time. Seth and to be fair, bannon would make a great wing man in the sense that literally anyone would look like a catch standing next to him. Hi there, im donald trump. No thank you oh, god im sorry, donald was it . [ laughter and applause ] bannon tried to prove his credentials as trumps strongest ally, by recounting the weekend the infamous access Hollywood Tape came out, when several republicans, including those close to trump, tried to urge him to drop out, while bannon advised him to double down. Did you lose confidence of anybody because they came to you at that point and said, look he ought to get out of the race, other than Reince Priebus . I mean, did your attitude toward those people whove said that youre just wrong. Absolutely. Billy bush saturday to me is a litmus test. When you side with him, you have to side with him. And thats what billy bush weekend showed me. Billy bush saturday showed me who really had Donald Trumps back. Well, you took names on billy bush sunday didnt you . I did. Christie because of billy bush weekend and was was not looked at for a cabinet position. He wasnt there for you on billy bush weekend, so therefore he doesnt get a cabinet position. I told him the plane leaves at 11 00 in the morning. If youre on the plane, youre on the team. Didnt make the plane. Seth why do they keep saying billy bush weekend . Its not a holiday. [ laughter ] gather around, children. Can you hear it . Its the sound of the access hollywood bus. Billy bush weekend is here. Tick tacks for everyone [ laughter ] we celebrate billy bush saturday. What about you . Oh, were a billy bush sunday family. [ light laughter ] as much as the republican establishment may resist, the gop is now very much the party of steve bannon and donald trump. They have had plenty of chances to dump him and they havent. Not after firing comey, not after charlottesville and certainly not after billy bush weekend. Seth this has been, a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with danny mcbride. [ cheers and applause ] announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. When does a business trip really start . The global lounge collection from American Express offers you a place to prepare and recharge at over one thousand airport lounges worldwide. The world is yours, with platinum. Backed by the service and security of American Express. Hungry eyes one look at you and i cant disguise ive got hungry eyes applebees 2 for 20. Now thats eatin good in the neighborhood. Applebees 2 for 20. Get on up, mama. Get on up. Do what you want. Do you want, let the record hop. Degree motionsense. Ultimate freshness. With every move. The more you move, the more it works. Degree, it wont let you down. 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Our first guest tonight is a very funny actor and writer who you know from eastbound down and such films as pineapple express, tropic thunder, and this is the end. The Second Season of his hbo series, vice principals, premieres sunday night. Lets take a look. White toast as well, gail. Id like white toast. Not that much of it. Take your plate. You cant wait to get my ass out of here, can you . Have some compassion for gods sake. An assassins bullet took my dignity, my job, and my legs. You have legs, neil. Working legs. You just choose all right. All right. Seth please welcome to the show danny mcbride, everybody. [cheers and applause ] seth its so good to see you, my friend. Its great to see you, seth. I feel like its been a while. Seth it has been a while. I feel like we see each other sort of intermittently over the last few years. But we met a decade ago now yes. Seth on the set of the film hot rod. The andy samberg wonderful film in vancouver. Seth in vancouver. [ cheers ] we spent a summer together in vancouver. Yes, yes. You were up there trying to save the film, right . Put more jokes into it. Seth i was doing i was trying to put more jokes into it. I got, like, two jokes in over the course of a summer. I knew which jokes were yours. Seth thank you, very much. They were the good ones. Seth oh, thank you. [ light laughter ] it was a great summer. I really enjoyed it. And you had been i remember the guys, the lonely island guys had found you from this fantastic independent film, foot fist way. Yeah, yep. Seth but this was your first studio film. Your first big film. Yeah, this was the first film i had ever participated in where i wasnt paid in a case of beer and a quarter of weed. [ laughter ] it was the first real paycheck. It was incredible. Seth and did you prefer that to the beer and the weed . You know, it goes back and forth, you know. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. Theres more stakes on it, you know, when you get a paycheck. Seth yeah. You were not at the premier of hot rod though. I remember us going, and you and bill hader could not make it to that. Yeah, we were riding high off of the success of hot rod and we were bill and i were both in tropic thunder. Seth a fantastic film as well. Yeah. That was fun. We were in kauai and we were going to miss the premiere of hot rod. We were really bummed because we, you know that film was so special for all us. We really did love working on that film. And bill and i were like, why dont we just crack some beers and, you know, read some reviews on Opening Night and just see what people think about this film . And we got through about four or five of them, and we were like, you know what, this is the worst idea [ laughter ] we should never have read any of these. Seth i will say, the world came around. Hot rod was ahead of its time. It was ahead. Seth because i will say, its a lot better received 10 years now. I would say a lot of people consider it a classic. That movie is i really do think is brilliant. I dont use that word often, because i dont really know how to spell it. [ laughter ] but it is awesome. Those guys did an incredible job with that. And i do love the idea that like, you know, sometimes a movie comes out. And the critics dont give it its day in court. But that is the movie that everyone will come up to me about. You know, they love that film. Seth and its i think that those guys hit this really interesting crosssection of its a really smart, very well considered comedy and theres a bunch of jokes about wangs. [ light laughter ] tons of wang jokes. Seth and it turns out that people like that more in 2017 than they did in 2007. [ laughter ] they were ahead of their time. Seth they were ahead of their time. And then you did a fantastic show, eastbound down, that was produced by yeah, give it up for eastbound down. [ applause ] seth will farrell, comedy legends will ferrell and adam mckay. Was that intimidating to start working with guys like that . It was. Those guys you know, they picked up our film, the foot fist way. And so we were we became friends with those guys. And they were like, sort of our mentors as we made eastbound down. And you know, those guys were heroes of mine. And so, when we made eastbound down, after we finished the first season, will and adam were like, hey, you know, youve done a great job on this. We want to, like, take you out. We want to have some fun with you. Lets have a gentlemens weekend. I was like, alright, whats a gentlemens weekend . Why dont we go to vegas . Theres a boxing you know, theres a boxing fight theres a fight this weekend. And lets go see that. Well eat steaks, well drink wine, well get massages, well have a gentlemens weekend. [ light laughter ] i was like, that sounds like a pretty good idea. Seth seems like a very high level of gentlemen. This is what guys do in hollywood i guess. And so, we went to vegas. And i had never had a massage before. It was just something that i had never thought about getting. And these guys were all very welladapted to it. They knew all about massages. So, we go to this thing. I dont really know what to do at the, you know, massage parlor. Im not really sure what the protocol is or whats supposed to happen. And were all sent into our different rooms. Im like what do we do . And theyre like, oh, well meet up. Theres like this giant hot tub that we can all just like meet up at afterwards. Im like, okay, well, sure. Walking around. Everyones naked. Everyones nude Walking Around this massage parlor. And so im like, all right, well i guess this is just what we do, you know. I come in there and i kind of strip down as well. Like, i get the massage. Its like, oh, this is pretty cool. This is a nice gentlemens weekend. And the massage is over with and im just like not sure what to do. Im like, oh, thanks, that was awesome. And like, is now when i go to the hot tub where all of my friends are going to be . And shes like, yeah, i think theres a lot of people out there. You can just go out. And im looking and theres, you know, people are all Walking Around naked. And im like, well, i guess this is just what you do. I guess were gonna go out there naked. And so i just, like, you know, just to be a part of this experience. Lets live it up. [ laughter ] so i made the choice like, yeah, you know what, im not going to go change. Just go out to the hot tub naked. Like this is a big deal. And so i walk down the hall and get to where this beautiful gigantic hot tub is, completely nude. And then theres will and adam in their bathing suits. Im like, oh, nope, nobodys naked. [ laughter ] that was the wrong call. Seth thats like you broke the first rule of gentlemens weekend. Yeah, and then i just scurried and dipped into the hot tub. Seth you have two kids . I have two kids. I have a 5yearold and a 2yearold. Seth and how are you do you consider the development of their sense of humor an Important Role of yours . I do. You know its very important to me. And you know, i just recently moved those kids to we just moved to charleston, south carolina. Seth left l. A. For charleston. Beautiful place. Yeah, just in time for the storm to come, which is great. Seth thats great, yeah. You know, the first time my son came home from preschool and asked me like, what Talent Agency are you with . I was like, were out of here. [ laughter ] were not sticking around l. A. Im not dealing with this. Seth at least he didnt say, whos your representation . Well, i think that was day two. Seth and so, obviously you cant show them your work. Is there anything you are giving them to sort of yeah. [ light laughter ] youd be surprised. I do try to test the limits of things. We often play this game at our house on the apple tv where i just like, you know, show them trailers from things. You know, and then as soon as my wife walks out of the room, its like, theres this movie, predator. Watch this. [ laughter ] seth so i want to talk about vice principals. This is the second its being billed as the second and final season. Yes. Seth but you went into this only wanting to tell a certain amount of story. Yes. You know, we my writing partners and myself, we worked on eastbound down for four seasons. And we loved that show. We had a blast with it. But someone can only write so many jokes about a man with a mullet. Seth yeah. So at that point, we were just like, we want to do something different. And me personally, ill watch shows and sometimes they like lose me, you know, because it just goes on for too long. So really, we wrote this show to be a tight story in 18 episodes. So, you know, if youve seen the first season, you owe it to yourself to see how it ends. Seth yeah. And if you hate it then you only have to hear about it for nine more weeks. [ laughter ] and then no one will talk about it again. Seth its a fantastic cast. You and Walton Goggins are absolutely fantastic. And season two is now sort of become youre trying to solve a crime. Yes. Seth this is not what you expect for a show you get into called vice principals. But your character did got shot last year and now you are trying to figure out who shot you. Yes, yes, exatly. We used the old classic j. R. Who shot j. R. . Cliche. And yeah. Thats the Second Season. Like, these guys do this very horrible season in the first season. They try to run the principal out of the school so that they can get the job themselves. And then they pay a dear price for it. And the Second Season is sort of about them kind of coming to terms with what they have done while they try to solve this mystery. Seth and you were a substitute teacher back in the day. I was. I was a substitute teacher. I had moved out to los angeles when i got out of film school. And quickly failed. And then moved back to my parents house. And i was substitute teaching and bartending. Seth how were you as a sub . I think i was awesome. I dont know what the kids, what the other administrators think. [ laughter ] yeah. I didnt, you know, i found it necessary to always tell the kids that i wasnt like the other teachers. That i actually had goals and ambitions and that i was only parttime here. [ audience ohs ] seth did you ever were you the kind of sub who like tried to teach, or would you just throw a tape in . Well, you know, i usually would get english or things that i something knew about. And then one day, i was assigned a german class. Which, i had no point of reference, you know. I could talk about bavarian sausages, maybe. And the lady had left me a tape for the kids to watch. And the first period i put the tape in and it just spit it right out. Im like, i gotta this is the lesson plan for the whole entire day. What do i do . And so i dug through the file cabinet and found a tape just labeled cops. And so i was like, you guys are watching cops today. [ laughter ] i dont know what it has to do with german, but youre going to watch this all day today. Seth well thats fantastic. Congrats on the show, man. Always so great to see you. [ cheers and applause ] danny mcbride. Second season of vice principals premieres sunday night on hbo. Well be right back with jill kargman. [ cheers and applause ] remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. Hello moto. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Get a moto z play for only 10 a month. No tradein required. A heart attack doesnt or how healthy you look. No matter who you are, a heart attack can happen without warning. A bayer aspirin regimen can help prevent another heart attack. 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Thats like saying all spielberg movies are the same. Okay, what was yours . Instructions on how to clean a postcoital penis. Why is that even an option . Imagine a 13yearold me chanting that. What are you guys talking about . Nothing. Seth please welcome to the show, jill kargman, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im so great. Seth its so wonderful to see you as always. I want to ask. So, you created the show, you write the show, you star in the show. Its about a group of female friends in new york. You live in new york. You have female friends here. [ light laughter ] im assuming they must know to some degree that the show is based on them. Are they aware of that . Well, its based on a specific type of mombot. And its not really about parenting. Its more about keeping up. But that subset of women, i dont roll with. I have very different friends. Seth gotcha. I only have five friends and they are all really normal. Seth okay. [ laughter ] i think if you only have five, you might be the one thats not that normal. [ laughter ] but do they true. Seth do you sense that they are ever censoring themselves when they tell you a story as if if they say it, itll be on tv . No. Seth okay. They all know that we are all vault and we can know when to seth oh, thats good pilfer the show or seth its a a nice safe place. Yeah. Seth do people from outside your circle, people you strangers come up and pitch ideas for the show . All the time. In bathrooms, everywhere. Oh so and i love it cause it makes me happy that its relatable and they feel like theyre living it. But people seth and do you think does that mean that there are more people that think they are outsiders . Because you play someone whos identifies as an outsider on the show. Yeah. Seth do you feel like thats maybe thats thats what i love about it, is that relatability, but sometimes they look like barbie dolls and theyre like, im you. And im sort of like, are you . [ laughter ] but then but then but then its really how you feel, its not about how you look. But all the time people come up and be like, you have to put this in your show. I was at my daughters friends bas mitzvah and my zipper got stuck in the bathroom. You have to put it in your show. And im like, ill get right on that. [ laughter ] that is must see tv, honey. Thank you. Seth wait wait, give me your name and address, so i can send you your check. Yes. [ light laughter ] seth you also, though, i mean its a hyperspecific new york show, but you have mentioned that you have people from outside the city. Like this show, what youre talking about, the idea of keeping up, especially that mom pressure to be perfect in every way, shape or form is something that everyone in this country feels. Its so true. And when i was traveling for my book last year, i met all these women across the country. And, you know, new yorkers are kind of solipsistic about, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere and its so dog eat dogs metropolis. And in fact, in some of the smaller satellite cities, the women said, its actually worse here. And i was like, really . They said, yeah. You know, we have one school. And one supermarket. And you see your motherinlaw every day. And in new york its anonymous. I mean, we have the luxury of, kind of, moving as we want. And my friend said, oh, yeah, someone said to me, i saw your car in carolines driveway. I didnt know you were that close. and i was like, that is my nightmare. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Thats true. We are its very easy to be anonymous here if you want to get away. You i also want to ask about your writing staff because you have some people that do not have a background in writing. You went out and got consultants, you hired an e. R. Doctor from manhattan. What would your show need with an e. R. Doctor in the writers room . Well, my best friend on the show, vanessa, who is named after my real best friend, vanessa eastman. The character is a doctor in the e. R. And we just figured there would be a lot of rich people accidents. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] so, we had a doctor come in. And we he didnt name names. So he wasnt breaking the hipaa oath or whatever. So, he just told us about these people, particularly after the madoff pyramid scheme, who had to lay off staffs. And they were, you know, somebody seth oh, so people who had spent their whole lives with a full staff, who all of a sudden yes and they the burn unit was like maxed out from people using their oven for the first time. [ laughter ] and this guy like pulverized his hand making his own smoothie. [ laughter ] and another woman had an iron shaped burn cause she tried to iron a dress on herself. [ audience ohs ] so they he came in and did like a story vomit. And we used it all. It was so good. Seth oh, my god. You cant there are things that writers cant come up with. Seth no, its true. Well, you would feel it would feel hacky if you pitched it. Right. Seth but then if somebody told you it actually happened, youd be like, oh, great, then thats good, definitely going. Oh, no, it was real. It was great. In that case, yeah seth you were on Wendy Williams show and then you had Wendy Williams do a guest spot on your show. Ive had wendy here, ive been on her show, shes the most fun person to be near, around. She really is. Seth did you enjoy your time with Wendy Williams . I loved it. Shes just this infectious, amazing, energetic person. She cracked me up. We had so much fun on the show. I cant wait for seth and when you asked her to do it, did she say right away . Yeah, well seth yes . I was waiting to hear cause they were on hiatus. And i was sweating, because we wrote the part for her. No one could have done it, except for Wendy Williams. So, she was such an early supporter of odd mom out. So it was just felt very like the circle of life [ light laughter ] it was wonderful. Seth i want to ask about your parents. I met your mom backstage, absolutely lovely woman. Your is this a birthday tradition for your father, that is a little different than other fathers . Well, in the last couple of years. Seth okay. Last year we happened to be in massachusetts, where hes getting buried. He bought the land. Seth okay. My parents are very organized. Seth hes fine, right . Hes fine. Seth okay. Perfectly healthy. [ light laughter ] seth just wants to get ahead of the game. I said, daddy, what do you want to do today . And we had this brunch and he was like, i would like to show you the grave site. So, i took a picture seth is your dad by nature morbid . Very. Seth okay. My parents are so morbid. I they toured cemeteries the way normal people tour colleges. [ laughter ] seth but i will say, this is a photo of them in a cemetery. They dont look morbid. They look really happy. Yeah, were happy people. Theres like our area. Seth gotcha. [ laughter and applause ] my dad said my dad said, its such a great spot and we just really have the best view. I was like, daddy, youre dead. [ laughter ] seth the best view. The the thing is, though, you never know about construction. One day its the best view and then someone builds a giant tombstone. [ laughter ] yeah, there you go. Seth there you go. Yeah. Seth well, i like how happy they are about it. I want to be this happy when i think about the future as well. Yeah, well, his 79th birthday is coming up and we are getting tattoos together. Seth what are you getting what are you are you just, matching tattoos . Im getting im getting no. Im getting the word odd seth okay. In like New York Times font, like i have new york on my back. And hes getting four hearts, two red, two black for my mom and my brother and me. Seth thats unbelievable. Yeah, first tattoo. Seth is that his first tattoo at 79yearsold . Yes, yes. 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