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Dear Santa,
Now, before you make your list and check it twice, our corporate attorney says you should review my statement first to see if I was as naughty as those darn industry analysts make me out to be. So, here goes:
On balance, I tried to be better this year. I didn’t do all the layoffs I had planned thanks to the government funding in the CARES Act. I don’t know how I did it, but I was able to get my chauffeur, my body guards and my private jet pilot all classified as essential workers! That should count for something!