’Twas a night before Christmas...
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The next morning I foolishly told the missus about our visitor who I christened - what else - Noel!
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‘Twas a night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring – except for a mouse.
And moi. Although I wasn’t stirring, I was sitting at my PC, quiet as a mouse, courting the Muse (for all the good it did me) when this little creature poked his head out from beneath the dish-washer.
Came in through a vent I presumed. At least I hoped so – hate to think he had taken up lodgings in there, had settled down with a family and was going to claim squatter’s rights!