Two Climate Change Activists Dead After Gluing Themselves To Ark Of The Covenant

What was initially a startling archeological discovery quickly turned to tragedy today, as climate change activists arrived at the site of the newly discovered Ark of the Covenant, glued their hands to it, and were immediately struck down dead.

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