"It just so happens that I put out a song about d--ks and buttf--ks, but I do have a hell of a story," Trey Lewis professes — and he's not kidding.
Lewis, a legit singer-songwriter, has a NSFW viral hit on his hands, but don't mistake "D--ked Down in Dallas" for country music parody, or Lewis himself as a comedian who sings. The Birmingham, Ala., native — who has never even been to Texas and is the type of Southern guy who drops the occasional "Yes, ma'am" in conversation — makes his living as a bar singer, and he's hoping that after you stop chuckling at those raunchy lyrics, you'll stick around to hear what else he has to say.