Police chasing ever. Its tremendous, the best. Steve, pull over. I want to get another taco bowl. Its the late show with stephen colbert. And musical guest xx featuring jon batiste and stay human. Andow n live live from tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its stephen colbert. cheers and applause . Stephen whooo whooo cheers and applause . Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause . Stephen thank you very much. You know, the word Dumpster Fire gets thrown around so casually these days. But when a special counsel gets appointed to investigate your Administration Just four months in, thats a new high and low. I mean this thing, i mean this is just the beginning of this, okay. He just gets put in. He has the ability to spp, to empanel grand juries, this is a snowball just at the top of a hill right now. If the snow were brown and came out of the back of a bull. Jon oh man. Stephen dont get in its way is what im saying. Now the announcement of the special counsel s everyone, including the white house which reportedly only got 30 minutes warning before the announcement went public. Sean spicer barely had time to dive in the hedges and cover himself with mud. Yeah. He learned that from schwarzenegger in predator now the twist is that the counsel was appointed by Deputy Attorney general and lesser buscemi rod rosenstein, remember rosenstein, last week when the administration was looking for someone to blame for the comey fire, they tried to throw rosenstein under the bus forgetting that his deputy ag, hes actually the bus driver, okay. Next stop, indictment avenue. Here we go. Whooo whooo down to indictment avenue. And then well take you higher. Oh and thank you. And the new special counsel is former fbi director and macho john kerry robert mueller, who is done all trumps worst nightmare, a competent adult who owes him nothing and who i am guessing has not seen the apprentice. But trump should have seen this coming, okay. This should be no sur prietion to him, surprise to him, especially because after all it is just keeping one of his campaign promtions from the debate. If i win, im going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation. Stephen yeah. cheers and applause . Stephen hes a man of his word. Jon he keeps his word. Stephen hes a man of his word. And theres going to be no shortage of stuff for mule tore investigate because the man is he center of the scandal is former National Security advisor and fatherinlaw who wont flynn. And we just learned that the trump team knew flynn was being investigated for secretly working as a paid lobbyist for turkey during the campaign. Well, they should have suspected something when they saw what he wore to the convention. laughter . Stephen and, and, and it gets worse. Because after taking 500,000 from turkey while preparing to be trumps National Security advisor, flynn for some reason stopped a u. S. Military plan that turkey opposed. Yeah. Yeah. It is just like the patriot at bunker hill who cried dont fire until you see the whites of their eyes cuz im getting paid by visine. Now were also were also learning more about the meeting where donald trump allegedly asked james comey to layoff the flynn investigation. Efltly, evidently, before he twisted comeys arm, trump told those present including mike pence and attorney general Jeff Sessions to leave the room except for mr. Comey. Oh, comey should have known better because nothing good happens when you are alone in a room with donald trump. Once, once the room cleared, trump started by saying that mr. Comey should consider putting reporters in prison for publishing classified information. You cant put reporters in prison just because you dont like what they are publishing . Thats like burning down a Movie Theater because its showed king arthur legend of the sword. I hear its tallly very goodment now three separate committees in Congress Want comey to testify. So of course its hard for House OversightCommittee Jason chaffetz to get in touch with comey because chaff eth chaffetz says since he left government the old telephone number that i had for him i havent been able to get through. laughter someones being laughter give it up, jason, hes just not that into you. But many republicans are ducking the scandal. In fact, apparently republican lawmakers are answering fake phone calls to avoid commenting on comeys trump memo. Sorry, sorry, i would love to answer that question. I have to take this. Its the apple store. Whats that . Whats that, you say my iphone is finally fixed, i can stop speaking into my hand, okay. Guys, what am i going to do, im sorry, hello, hello . I lost him. Meanwhile, trump baif another commencement speech. This time at the u. S. Coast Guard Academy and faced with that shining sea of brave young people in uniform, trump kept his eye on what is most important to him. Ive accomplished a tremendous amount in a very short time as president. A brand new Supreme Court justice who is going to be fantastic for 45 unsettling that he seems to know the exact date neil gorsuch is going to die. Be careful, neil. Trump found the strength to continue praising himself. Ive loosened up the strangling environmental change wrapped around our country and our economy, change so tight that you couldnt do anything. Stephen yes, hes loosened the strangling environmental chains around america, especially those chains about global warning which is good news for the coast guard because soon theyll be able to patrol the coast of kansas. Trump also, trump also wanted to take the opportunity to give the graduates some advice. Now i want to take this opportunity to give you some advice. Over the course of your life, you will find that things are not always fair. You will find that things happen to you that you stephen for instance, look at me, i became president. applause . Stephen we have a great show for you tonight. Ricky gervais is here. And when we come back, i will Stephen Jon Batiste and give it up frr the man right there. Jon yeah cheers and applause . Stephen all right. Folks, you know, you may know if you Pay Attention to the show im a dad. And as a dad of course i live in a constant state of fear about my teenagers. We parpts never know what dangers our teens are secretly hiding from us, sex, drugs, a capella music. And if you dont know what to panic about, just turn on the local news. The secret lies of your teens putting them in danger. Teens trying to outdo each other using duct tape. Theyre using Hand Sanitizer to get drunk. Smoking alcohol. Sexting. Putting lip balm on your eyelids. Watch out for teens who may jump into the way of traffic. Stephen of course youre going to jump into traffic when your eye lips are hopped up on lip balm. Im about to show you a terrifying new trend among teens, so so pour yourself. This is the late shows teen secrets. laughter teen secrets. Stephen the last time we exposed teen secrets we warned you about the dangers of teens using emojis to communicate in code. So teens cant be trusted with emojis. And now according to kpnx12 in arizona, arizonas news leader, they cant be trusted with everything. Hidden in plain sight. How some teens hide drugs from their parents. This next story will change the way you look at almost everything. This is a picture of a teenagers bedroom. Looks simple enough, clean, tiddy. But what if i told you there are more than 70 items hiding drugs and alcohol. Stephen 70 items. Thats in addition to the 200 items your teen is using for masturbation. Teens stashing their stash . Here is a slit that has been cut in this flipflop so somebody could literally walk out of this room with pills in their shoes. A tea light candle on its own doesnt mean that your child is using drugs but the tea light candle holders are one of the most popular ways that kids are cooking heroin. Stephen cooking heroin in tea lights. That explains the new Yankee Candle scent lou reed. And this story is everywhere just like drugs. Does your teenage son or daughter spend a lot of time holding on to small Electronic Devices like graphing calculator or alarm clocks. Well, kidsk i have to tell you that according to Law Enforcement officials, those small devices are being used by teenagers to basically store their illegal narcotics. Stephen yes, according to Law Enforcement teens are hiding drugs in their we already knew teens were storing pornography in their calculators. Dont believe me . Boobies. laughter all right . Thats math. applause . Stephen thats math we have gotten havent gotten to the worst hiding spots of all. Oddly enough the dea says teens are also using stuffed animals and belts. Stephen drugging up stuffed animals . How could you, teens . I should have known, all the warning signs were there with my beloved mr. Itchy skins. Hes in a bad place. I caught him in the alley snuggling for cash. Thankfully these local news hounds have taught me to question everything. Parents can have a huge impact on the choices that their kids make. Stephen because what you think you are seeing may actually be within optical illusion. Stephen oh my god that wasnt his real tie am i high right now . Did teens hide drugs inside of me . laughter . Stephen lassees and gentlemen, this is just the tip of the drugberg it is time to learn all the other places your teens could be hiding drugs right here at the teen secrets narc desk. All right, parents. Question, does your teen ever eat sandwiches . Yeah, there it is. A sandwich, looks innocent, right. Not so fast. The so called meat is actually a bag of angle dust. Angel dust, uhhuh, turkey club . More like turkey drug. Next is your teen always on the phone . Of course they are. But are you sure their phone isnt actually just a brick of hash labeled to look like a phone . Yeah, it happens all the time. Hello, promising future, hello . It just hung up on now if you are a responsible parent who loves his kids you have already torn up your teens teddy bear in front of them and smashed their calculator. Still theyll need something to use for math class. Why not the family abacus you say. Ill tell you why not, do the math, drugs plus drugs equals drugs, to the power of casual sex mine us a condom. This next one is a heartbreaker, moms and dads. Have you ever seen your teen Walking Around with their childhood mack ronnie art . Hmmmm, hey, cute, huh . Yeah, but look a little bit closer. Each one of these is a tiny crack pipe. laughter yeah, look at this. Look at this. Yeah. Uhhuh, i would sell my body for another hit right now. Heres an a bore adorable pillow from your teens room that says i love my family. Nothing wrong with that, right . Except for the fact that its a cover for the real pillow, drugs. Okay . This is what theyre dreaming of, okay. And im sorry to have to break this one to you. Your teen loves your family cat, right . Uhhuh. They love burrito. Family cat, oh, burrito loves being on camera too. This is burrito. Oh, they pet burrito all the time, they just love burrito. You ever wonder why . Well, look what happens when you just shave the little guys hair off. Turns out the whole time burrito wasnt a cat, he was a duffel bag full of weed. Okay. Thats why dogs hate cats. They can smell the drugs. So remember, burritos fine. So remember, drugs can be anywhere. Because as our friends at kpnx arizona say, what you think are you seeing could be an optical illusion. It was a clipon the whole time applause well be right back. applause . Stephen hey, welcome back, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, folks, you know my first guest from the office requesting and extras and now on his first standup tour in seve welcome Ricky Gervais. applause snoatd. Stephen nice seeing you. What a lovely audience. Stephen marvelous people. It seems to strange to spoil it. Stephen we could just sit here and look at each other and they could project on to us that this is going be to be an interesting kfertionz. Theyre lovely. Stephen we had a very interesting conversation last time you were here. We did. Stephen we debated the existence of god. I smoked you. And where did it get us. Nowhere. So whats the point. Stephen well, hell in the end, i suppose. No, youll be all right. Im going to hell because i dont believe in him. Stephen i am going to hell because i do believe in it. Doesnt mean you wont go, you probably will because im a sinner. Yeah, were all sinners, arent we, according to your lot. Stephen right, right and were only saved by the grace of god. Sure. Stephen but you know, we dont deserve t we dont deserve it, ricky. So what well, i got no guarantee im going to heaven. Only one person is guaranteed entrance into heaven. Who is that. Stephen the good thief who was hanging next to kleist who said this very day shall you be with me in paradise. That is what he said, kleist, boom, tbaif him a stamp, validated his parking right there. But wasnt kleist god in a different form. Stephen both god and man, yeah. But he, god was jesus, wasnt he. Stephen three persons in one god, yeah. Right. Stephen the bed rock of western civilization. So he so he knew he was sending himself to earth to die for our sins and then go to heaven. Stephen yeah, because he sounds a bit far fetched to me. laughter . Stephen i completely agree. I completely agree, yeah. Religion is the crazy story that its okay with you to believe in, you know. Its okay for me to believe my religious story. Everybody elses religious story is a cult. laughter yeah. Stephen yeah. Exactly. Your god is real, all the other gods are silly made up nonsense, but not yours. Stephen thats right. Thats why my god is greater than every other god. Exactly, yes. Stephen now you are in a world comedy tour. I am, indeed. Stephen where in the world. You wouldnt think so. Stephen part of the world, were in the world right now. What constitutes the world for Ricky Gervais, when you say the world tour, in america we have the world series but it is just us. Exactly. And same of mr. Universe always comes from earth, you know what i mean. Stephen yeah. Its a fix. Its a fix. Stephen yeah. I even put the tickets went on sale, Ricky Gervais live coming to a town near you if a town near you had anarena and a five star hot well a helipad. Stephen so you dont you rough it. I stay in hostiles and riddick does i do, yeah, why i go live in a cave in iraq. Why would i do that. Stephen theres something in between those two. Yeah, normal people, everyone else. Stephen cleveland. Yeah, no, i do. I make it very easy for myself. I two or three days on and four days off, so yeah, my world tour is taking me a year cuz of all the days off in between, yeah. Stephen you havent done the standup tour in seven years, Something Like that. Seven years if you dont count the Golden Globes, which you shouldnt. Stephen i do have questions about that in a minute, well get back to that. Okay, sure. Stephen it after seven years in. You know what, i always thought standup was the first thing i did, as a writer, director or actor. And it always got pushed back. Ive got more important things. But now for the first time i think it is the favorite thing i do. It is such a privilege that people are coming out to see you. You can say anything you want. There are no restrictions, its just your own morality and 10,000 straryngs it is a real privilege. And i think im finally a goods standup. And that sounds weird and everybody that came to see me before there, youre not getting your money back. But im saying now, do you know what i think it is, i think it is seven years off, and i sort of miss it. And also i have reached the age, because im old, ive gots old people rights so i can say whatever the whreep [bleep] i want. And im not a maniac. I dont go out to offend, thats too easy. But you just, it just happens. Stephen is there anything that offends you . Everything offends me. Honestly, noisy eaters, people eating lakeha are late, i cant stand it. Im always early. Stephen you are punk actual. Im early so if they ray bit late they are twice as late as i think they are and im furious. I just cant believe anyone would be late to meet me. What are they thinking . Its crazy. Its do you know what i mean . Plaws plawls. Stephen whistling. Whistling, when people really loudly whistle, and changing rooms, people whistling theyre basically. Stephen like a locker room. A man Walking Around naked whistling is baiflt going im in the looking at your [bleep] thats all its just and sniffing, oh, this is the worst noise in the world. Stephen sniffing in the locker room. No, no, no. laughter . Stephen i didnt know. Yes, i know. Stephen you put those two ideas together in my brain. Why why are you sniffing. Stephen and then he goes. I know, no, people who do this. I hate it. So everything offends me. Yes. Stephen can you explain to me what is going on here. Is this part of the world tour, what is this . Yeah, i was thats me in a bath in my hotel in icelander, rjevik is my favorite place on the tour so far, i havent played new york yet, im playing this weekend. Stephen are Tickets Still available . No, im putting no, this one is sold out, Madison Square garden but im putting another Madison Square garden on sale tomorrow, friday, 10 a. M. Thanks for asking. Stephen so the picture. This is me and i try and do a bath pic where i ever i am the world. I go to a novelty shop and get that, and smeer myself look at that, those are real breasts as well, theres no those are real puppies down there. Stephen the caption says after only one day in iceland. Yeah, exactly. Stephen what do you do in iceland, i have always wanted to go. Great, the the geography, the people are great. Stephen what makes them laugh, what makes. Me. Stephen english, they speak enough english. They speak better english than we do, honestly, the whole of scandinavia, there is no language barrier. Most of europe speaks fantastic english. Stephen they believe in elves in iceland. They dont really. Stephen they do. No, they actually believe, the majority of icelanders actually believe no, as adults, they will build roads lake say there is a rock outcropping right here that is traditionally the home of like these elfish creatures, they will build it around it rather than disturb the home of the elf, that is why i want to to iceland because im a huge toll keen fan which i know are you not, you are not a fan of jrr toll keen. And why arent tolkien, because why arent you, you have the you could be a hobbit. You have the look. There is a con spirs see. Stephen no, just seems natural. Ive got hobbit like tolkien. And huge testicles that every hobbit has. Stephen thats true. They just never in its film, either, enormous testicles. Stephen they would have lost their rating, they would have lost their rating. There is an uncut there is an uncut version, thats in the directors cut. Why dont you like tolkien, i dont understand. Because its nonsense. Stephen its fantasy, what did you mean, whats wrong with nonsense . Well. Stephen does everything have to be true to you. Okay, im a catholic. Stephen welcome. Welcome aboard. Stephen so i won the debate. If nonsense is okay, im in. Stephen okay, good. And can i drink as much red wine as i want. Stephen right, because its not wine any more. Its not wine any more. Im absolutely off my [bleep] on the blood of christ. applause . Stephen speaking speaking, speaking of being off your [bleep], lets get back to the Golden Globes for a second. You have hosted that a few times. Yeah. Stephen and im hosting, you have done a great job. Im hosting the emmys in the fall. You can give me any advice applause other than, like other than like pissing off earn in the room or should do you that, is it a good thing to do . I dont try to, but again, i think when you do those things, with the Golden Globes i have a choice as a comedian, do i pander to 200 people in the room or the 200 Million People watching around the world. And there is no contest, you know. I play it for the audience at home. Because theyre not winning awards. Im the fat guy at home on the couch, do you know what i mean. So i sort of i dont im not that nasty. But do you know what the emmy vote is then because im up for emmy consideration for life on the road, best television. Stephen are you a voter. I dont think they asked me to vote. Stephen have you ever won an emmy. Yeah. Stephen then are you automatically in to vote. I have won two but i lost 21. Stephen oh, wow. Thats terrible. Stephen that is pretty bad. That is a terrible batting average. Stephen yeah, wow. I thought were you talented, i didnt know. Yeah, i know, i know, i think its a big joke. Theyre like come to l. A. You are going to win, am i . Nou. Stephen louis c. K. I think fun. Stephen you can drink at the Golden Globes. Thats the thing. The Golden Globes is probably better to be at than host that because you are getting drunk and you dont care. Whereas the emmys they are all sitting there and but they are sober so it is good to perform at but when im up for emmys which is every year, i dont win them. But they say do you want to hand one out. And i always say yes because i know there will be a break and i will get backstage and have a beer. Because it is three hours without a beef watching it. So basically, thats all i say say,. Stephen done, peace be with you. Ricky in new york and l. A. , tickets go on sale tomorrow. Ricky ger gervais, everybody. Well be right back with corey hawken. Stephen welcome back, everybody. Folks, you know my next guest is the star of 24 legacy and as dr. Dre and straight outta compton. Please welcome coree hawkins. Yes, yes. Stephen this is one of where i found out that you knew this cat before i did. Thats right. Stephen because you went to july yard. Yes. Stephen you are a little bit younger than jon. A little bit. Stephen what did you know about him. Hes a genius ious, man, are you a lucky guy for having him on. Hey, my man. Its been so long. Jon good to see you, man. Oh man. All those cats, man, i know a lot of those cats. Im a huge jazz fan. At july yard, you are lucky to be at july yard because are you surrounded by so many talented artists. And i remember when i first got there, you know, you hear jazz in the hallways and all of a sudden you know, a little jam session will break out and you think you know how to sing, you know what i mean, you join in and stuff like that. But it was great, man, it was great. Im proud of you. Stephen well, im sure there mus be a sort of sense how do i get in here, do i belong here. What about the process of getting in. That must be pretty intense w in july yard. Juillard. They only take about 18 people in the drama division. And you know, thousands audition each year. So i remember i didnt audition straight out of high school. I was, you know, im just going to go to california and try my luck. And then i wanted to get back to the east coast because im an east coast dude. So i remember and i remember you know just thinking i want to go to juilliard i want that structure, and rigor and classical foundation. And i remember flying up to San Francisco. I saved up all my money. I was broke as a joke. I saved up all my money, flew up to San Francisco to auditionment and this monologue, i had it preparedment i mean hi been work on this monologue since i was a kid. From James Baldwins and i remember walking in, James Baldwin fans, okay, all right. I remember walking into the room, getting down on my knees and i was like all right, this is it. Im about to they about to accept me into juilliard and completely blanked on the monologue. Stephen so they said any time are you ready, and you had nothing. Nothing came out. I was sitting literally on the floor like this and i was like. You know that moment where everything flashes before your eyes. Stephen that is normally death. I was pretty close to it. It was very strange. And. Stephen where are you from, where did you grow up. D. C. Stephen okay, yeah, yeah, in the city itself. D. C. , hometown southeast d. C. , i grew up born and raised and moved out to maryland. Stephen so how did you first start to perform . Like did you do plays as a kid and that kind of stuff. I actually started singing. That was kind of like my first love was singing in the church. My grandma used to bring me to church, you know, back and forth. I was like her tape recorder, almost. Like back in the day. She was the choir director too, so i would have to sit on the front pews and listen to everybody, all these old people sing. And we would go home and she forget, sometimes forget the melodies or Little Things that wasnt on the tape. And i would start singing them. And and she would just kind of that is when she noticed. Then from there shall. Stephen were you literally the living tape recorder for her. Basically, for my grandma. She would put a strap on me and took me around. Stephen is your grandmother still with us. Yes, yes, im bringing her actually up to the tonys actually coming up. Stephen well, thats a nice date for your grandma. Speaking of which, i met you two or three weeks ago, Something Like that. Yeah. Stephen a met gala. That was fun. Stephen and then the next morning you found out that you were nominated for lead actor in a play. applause for six degrees of separation. Yeah. Stephen congratulations. Thank you. Stephen first of all what an extraordinary role to play. Thank you, man. Its such a its a blessing and an honor to kind of be able to come back to my rooting. After i graduated, that was what i knew i wanted to do was theater. You know, did a little film and tv here and there but coming back to broadway and coming back to broadway with this play. I know alison was on and and John Benjamin hickey and this incredible character written by john, it is a joy, man. Stephen how did you find out you were nominated . Well, you know, the met ball was fun, it was the night before and everybody came kept coming up and good luckk good luck. And im like i am going to try not be hungover for the show. I thought they were talking about good luck for tomorrow night, for the show. I didnt realize they were talking about the nomination. One thing lead to another, i woke up at like noon the next day. My phone was like vibrate on the floor and i found out from my friends, you know, that i was nominated. Stephen now i understand that you are , now as i said,e you in 24 legacy on foxment and your mom is a cop, right . For about 28 years. In washington d. C. applause . Stephen get any advice from her . Yeah. Stephen of how to be an officer with a beat. How to keep the peace, she actually my producers found out that she was a cop. And they were like wouldnt it be funny if your mom, because the show is set in d. C. Wouldnt it be fun in your mom played a cop in d. C. I was like yeah, that would be funny, she was joking about it, and she ended up down in atlanta on my first day, she had a trailer bigger than mine. People running up to her. Stephen thats cool. You got to be nice to mom. Yeah, she deserves it, man. Stephen lovely to meet you. Thank you so much for being here. Congratulations. Appreciate it. applause . Stephen you can see corey in six degrees of separation on broadway and at the tonys. June 11th on cbs. Corey hawkins, everybody. 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Stephen and now, performing i dare you from their new album, i see you, ladies and gentlemen, the xx cheers and applause singing ohohoh go on, i dare you ohohoh i dare you im in love with it intoxicated im enraptured from the inside i can feel that you want to wake up high on it feel it suspending im enamored way up in the sky i can see that you want to ive been all ive ever had are love songs singing ohohoh go on, i dare you ohohoh i dare you i get chills heartbreak multiplies im on a different kind of high a rush of blood is not enough i need my feelings set on fire now im deep in it infatuated strong attraction side by side and i know that you want to ive been a romantic for so long all ive ever had are love songs singing ohohoh go on, i dare you ohohoh i dare you i can hear it now like i heard it then i can hear it now like i heard it then i can hear it now like i heard it then i can hear it now like i heard it then singing ohohoh go on, i dare you ohohoh i dare you ohohoh go on, i dare you ohohoh i dare you cheers and applause stephen thanks so much the xx, everybody well be right back. In my future, im twice as likely to have a stroke. Im at higher risk for depression. Im 26 more likely to develop an irregular heartbeat. I have a 65 higher chance of developing diabetes. These diseases can be managed or prevented when caught early on. Because with better research, the right medicine, and with doctors who help keep me healthy to begin with, we will thrive. To take on the tom Insurance Companies and the Credit Card Companies and the wall street banks. Thats what Tom Perriello is about. Progressive causes have been my lifes work. And before and after congress i led nonprofits to battle climate change, poverty and president bushs attacks on civil rights. Now im running for governor to reduce economic inequality. Because together, we really can build a virginia that works for everyone. Stephen thats it for the late show, everybody. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be jennifer garner, Demetri Martin and paula poundstone. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, benicio del toro, diane lane, and michael fassbender. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where you come from its gonna be all right its the late, late show