And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo good to see you hey hey, everybody whats up, jon . Hey thanks, everybody. Wow. Welcome to the late show, im your host, Stephen Colbert. You know, over the years i have talked one or two times about fox news host and bold fresh piece of humanity, bill oreilly. Now, like him or not, he has had for 15 years. Until today. cheers and applause because bill oreilly has been fired by fox news. cheers and applause heres the deal. Bill oreilly fans here tonight. Really nice to see them. Now, bill and i did not see eye to eye on requesting anything. Ive done my share of jokes about him and also stole his microwave, but hes been a guest on this show, and i take no pleasure in his downfall. Im not going to sit here and publicly gloat. Jimmy, can you take the camera off me for a second . laughter cheers and applause its not that big of a surprise i guess, you know. We all saw this coming at us, you know, like an old man cornering an intern in the break room. Oreilly has been accused of Sexual Harassment for years. Was it yesterday . Just yesterday, an African American woman at fox came forward claiming oreilly used to leer at her and call her hot chocolate. I know what youre saying thats really sexist. Yeah, but remember, its also pretty racist. Now, while this has been blowing up stateside, oreilly has been vacationing in italy, and just this morning was spotted shaking hands with the pope. Things were going great until oreilly called him white chocolate. Pet name. Its a pet oreilly is suddenly off the air. Like, a week ago he was on, two weeks ago, he was on. Suddenly, gone. This is huge. Its like looking at your front yard and the oak tree is just gone. Im sure the oak tree said some disturbing things about young black men, with their rap and their neck tattoos, but damnit, that tree has been there forever, and grandpa liked to just sit and stare at it. And then the tree would sell him gold coins and selflubricating catheters. Now, fox issued an official statement this afternoon on oreillys dismissal. I think they just took the roger ailes statement and just changed the nouns. They celebrated oreillys career, saying, by ratings standards, bill oreilly is one of the most accomplished tv personalities in the history of cable news. Audience boo stephen no, no, no, by rating stands he is. By moral standards, he was a selfrighteous landfill of angry garbage. cheers and applause garbage. Garbage fans. Jon garbage fans in the house. Stephen heres the thing i owe a lot to bill oreilly. I spent over nine years playing a character based largely on him and then 12 months in therapy to debloviate myself. laughter so, tonight, we at the late show are proud to issue a statement from bill oreillys biggest fan, conservative pundit Stephen Colbert. Hello, nation. Shame on you. You failed him. You failed the umbilical brothers. You didnt deserve this great man. All he ever did was have your back, and if youre a woman, you know, have a go at the front, too. And what . Suddenly Sexual Harassments a crime . But thats the country we live in now america. I guess i always knew this day would come. When i first saw bill on tv, i knew in my heart that no one could possibly sustain such a broad character for that long. So, bill, i invite to you come live in a mountain cabin with me and jon stewart. Its fun. Youll like it. Weve got an animal sanctuary. Jon and i milk the goats. And soon, i hope, well be milking you. laughter stay strong, papa bear. Oh, god is this really happening . Stephen thats it. Its over. End of an era. The end of an era. It looks like oreilly may be out of a job. But, luckily, he still has his publishing empire. Hes the author of killing lincoln, killing kennedy, and his latest book, killing my career. laughter applause but, listen, in caset forget, in case youre a fan of sexual harassers who are still on tv all the time, we still have trump. Because today the new England Patriots visited the white house. Its an honor to be invited to the white house. Which is why so many patriots turned out for the occasion. Oops, sorry, thats from two years ago when obama was president. Jimmy, can you add the photo from today . Yikes. Looks like tom brady deflated the entire team. Still, though, still, still a bigger crowd than his inauguration. cheers and applause inauguration. Oh, speaking of elections. Speaking of elections. Huge election last night i georgias sixth district. Did you follow this . Iit was an unusual election. It was whats called a jungle primary, because like every election this year, it will probably end in madness and cannibalism. The ballot featured eleven republicans facing off against the one democrat, documentary filmmaker and man who worked a little too hard to make it look like he doesnt care about his hair, jon ossoff. Now, last night, democrats initially got their hopes up after seeing promising early vote returns democrats, did you learn nothing from november . Oh, look at all the eggs we have in this basket. Im going to count those no, im going to teach them calculus. Now, sure enough, ossoff only got 48. 1 of the vote. If he had gotten over 50 of the vote, he would have won outright, but he got less than the majority, so now i think he gets to be president of the united states. Is that how it works . Jon something likeha stephen hey, i dont know about you, but i have been rivetted to the trial of the century of the week. Im talking about farright radio host and guy getting arrested at minigolf, alex jones. laughter jones, if you remember, he is now in a bitter legal battle with his exwife, and shes showing the court videos of jones radio show as evidence that hes not stable enough to have custody of their kids. Lets take a look. This is a human. This is what we look like this is what we act like this is what everybody was like before us. This is what i am. Im a throwback. Im here ive got the fire of human liberty im setting fires everywhere laughter stephen uhm, dad, could you drop me off around the corner from the party . laughter ill just walk in. Thanks. His exwife also showed a voof jones taking off all his clothes and promoting products. Im going to guess that was the before picture were looking at. Now, jones lawyer explained that screaming and stripping is just part of jones playing a character on his radio show. Except that his exwife says jones is fond of disrobing off air as well, including during counseling sessions. laughter okay, everybody, good work today. What im hearing is that this issue goes back to when dad got naked just now. Lets pick that up again tomorrow. And if you could pick up your pants, that would be good, too. But it gets crazier, because jones said he couldnt remember basic facts about his children during a deposition because he had a big bowl of chili for lunch. What did he sprinkle on top of the chili, Cheddar Cheese and roofies . But i feel for alex jones, because i, rightwing character. Not Stephen Colbert. Im talking about my caharcter tuck buckford, who had a lot of the same legal problems, which he often talked about on his show brain fight. Jim . Welcome back to brain fight sovereign citizens of the brain nation. Old tucks riled up today. My exwife thinks she can conspire with the government to divorce me and take my children, but im fighting back with my brain fist, another because my mind is a weapon, and my skulls a gauge of cage for your protection, all right . For everyones protection, because ive got power, okay. Im a father i have male vitality my children flew out of my penis like a flame of love and they were made and now i love them like they were a fire of my own mind now they want to take them away just because i cant remember a few minor details like how many laughter or what their names are. And if all those children are my children. They look like my children. Hell, they were in my yard, okay. They know the rules. First time the frisbee lands in my yard, frisbees mine. Second time, youre mine, okay. laughter and i cant remember stuff, all these details about these kids that may or may not be mine because my brain signals are getting all scrambled up by the chili, okay. Right here, the serpents at fema, the whore of peoplealon, is packing hormones in my hormel. Thats where the name comes from the hormelomone. Its gone, all right m m m i love chili, all right. Thats gods food. I love the chili as muchaise love my kids a little red bean man and m chunk jr. And smoky paprika, my daughter. Of course i take my clothes off at family meetings. What do you think im supposed to do . I dont need pants to parent. Okay. A children needs to see what a mans legs look like, okay right there thats leg mans leg im a dancer. I dont wax, okay, because im not a little child or a woman from south america, okay. Thats a leg full of blood and chili. Look at that. A little chili on there. Got a little chillo that leg. Thats a moisturizer, as god intend. You know, in the book of habukukok papa. Oh tiny ghosts theyre in here trying to vaccinate me get back out, you demons the chili will protect me. The chill will protect us all. Todays show is brought to you by mail chimp, not service. Im talking about a boy ape who protect yourself home. He will b bite your enemys facs off weve got a great show for you tonight. Rose byrne is here but when we return, i will share my most heartfelt midnight confessions. Stick around im dr. Kelsey mcneely and some day you might be calling me an energy farmer. Energy lives here. Poallergies . Reather. Stuffy nose . Cant sleep . Take that. A breathe right nasal strip instantly opens your nose up to 38 more than allergy medicine alone. Shut your mouth and say goodnight, mouthbreathers. Breathe right. Latches onto youry finger so hard, its like shes saying i love you. Thats why aveenos oat formula is designed for your babys sensitive skin. Aveeno®. Naturally beautiful babies. Its big screen entertainment, right in your hadnds. Buy a Samsung Galaxy s8 and get one free when you have direct tv and add a line. Stephen give it up for jon batiste and stay human, everybody. Thats the greatest band on tv. Jon. Jon all right, everybody stephen folks in a minute im going to do Stephen Colberts midnight confessions. That was the first confession. My second dont know how to say this we do this show for money. I offered to do it for college credit, but cbs insists on paying me. And so we have sponsors, whom we love as if they were children who paid us money. Tonight, we welcome a new sponsor allergy medication and highest scoring scrabble word xyzal. laughter now, heres the deal i dont actually have to talk about any of the products, okay. I just have to mention the product, and i have already done so. But in this case, i would like to talk to xyzals mascot, nigel the owl. Give it up for nigel the owl, everybody. cheers and applause hi, nigel. Hello, Stephen Stephen nigel, why for this product, if you dont mind me asking, why for this product do you guys use an owl . Because owls are associated with night. Ifer at night, xyzal gives you relief so you can sleep. laughter stephen okay. You know owls are nocturnal, right . Youre up all night. Whats the deal . Does this mean owls are watching me sleep . No, no, no, no. I just want you to know that allergy symptoms dont have to ruin your sleep. Be wiseall, take xyzal. laughter . Stephen no, no, im sorry. What was that last thing . I said, be wiseall, take xyzal. Stephen what is wiseall . Is that a word . Oh, yes. People say wiseall frequently. Stephen no. Are you sure its not yall, like be wise, yall . No. Be wiseall, take xyzal. Stephen okay. I saw the box. You can put it away. laughter put the box that wasnt part of the deal, nige because it really sounds like you worked backwards from xyzal to make it rhyme, and the wise thing is because youre an owl or something. But xyzal is also a madeup name. You couldve called the medicine lart and then your slogan could be be smart, take lart. laughter that makes no sense. Stephen nigel the owl, everybody nigel the owl right there. Dont take want box out. Put the box back cheers and applause enough now, as many of you know by now, im a roman catholic. But i have a hard time getting to mass sometimes because theres no bar there. And that makes me miss my favorite catholic tradition, confession. So if you dont mind, id like audience. You wont tell anybody, right . Audience of course not stephen great. This is Stephen Colberts midnight confessions cheers and applause laughter stephen standard disclaimer i dont know if these are technically sins, but i do feel bad about them. Okay, ill be right back. Forgive me, audience. Xyzal paid us a lot of money. laughter audience, before i did my taxes yesterday, i duct taped a printer to my son and called him a home office. laughter legally changed his name. Audience, im just going to keep pouring bacon grease down the drain until i have to move. laughter once, once, audience, i missed my kids soccer game because i was watching a better soccer game. laughter i tell my family we have an Emergency Preparedness kit, but the only thing in there is a clif bar and some nunchucks. laughter sometimes, sometimes ill pet a dog just because i have something gross on my hand i need to wipe off. laughter my favorite thing to binge watch is alcohol entering my mouth. laughter oh, look. Its bourbon episode nine. cheers and applause the season finales gonna be crazy. laughter when i ask someone, hows it going . I get annoyed if they tell me. laughter audience, whenever i go to a bathroom and see one of those employees must wash hands signs, i always think its a good thing i dont work here. laughter i think income inequality is one of americas greatest problems until they bring me that little hot towel in first class. laughter laughter at the petting zoo, instead of food pellets, i feed the goats adderall so they pay more laughter forgive me, audience audience we forgive you stephen thanks. Well be right back with rose byrne there are the wildcats til we die weekenders. The watch me let if fly. This i gotta try weekenders. Then weve got the bendy. Spendy weekenders. The tranquility awaits. Hanging with our mates weekenders and the its been quite a day. So glad we got away weekenders. Whatever kind of weekender you are, theres a hilton for you. Book your weekend break direct at hilton. Com and join the weekenders. To help provide access to cleanh water to womeng and their families in the developing world. We can be the generation remembered for ending the global water crisis once and for all. band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. You know my first guest from bridesmaids and damages and the xmen movies. She now stars in the immortal life of Henrietta Lacks. Please welcome rose byrne. applause hot band. Stephen they are an amazing band, arent they . Its great to have you back. We had you here about a year ago, a ligover a year ago. Weve had your lovely partner and father of your child, Bobby Canavale on. He was very, very tired the last time i saw him. Have you guys gotten any sleep. Because your baby is one year, rocky. One year, rocky. Very little sleep, still very little sleep, but were getting along okay. Stephen do you trade off . Do you trade off, you sleep, then ill sleep . Its all about the tradeoff. The lion is a big one. Stephen whats the lion . Who gets to sleep in the morning. Stephen who gets to lie in. I thought lion was a metaphor either you get up and feed the baby or i willw out. Because theres a score theres a scoreboard, right . Right, right. Stephen in your mind youre putting up little chalk marks. Exactly. It was 4 00 in the morning yeah, yeah. The liein is a big one. Stephen do you do any sleep methods . Do you have any . I did, i did, which a lot of people dont agree with. Stephen what was your method . I let them cry. Stephen let them cry out. They dont understand the if you give in at all, its like negotiating with a terrorist. It is it is its exactly like that. Theyre like little computeres and they take in information. Stephen yeah, i think i said it to your husband theyre small but relentless opponents. They never give up. They are. Stephen they know you love them. I know. Stephen they use it. They do. Theyre little dictators. They just boss you around. Stephen i actually had a pediatrician call my child stalin. I am not joking. He said, the baby will break you like stalin putting you in a labor camp. Do thats heavy. Stephen hes no longer working. Excellent doctor, by the way. Heres the thing about you, i love you as an actress. I enjoy your movies so much they forget your australian. Thats right. Stephen even though ive interviewed you before. I had to ask my staff again, is she american or australian . Your husband, of course, is not. Hes from here, from brooklyn . From jersey. Anyone from jersey here . Come on. Stephen thats an australian who knows how to play to a crowd . Whos from melbourne. Exactly, soiled me . Yeah get out amazing. Stephen we always ship some in for the guest. You guys just went down there recently. We were there for, like, five months. Stephen five months. Do dyou have to be tour guide the whole time. I did. I turned into a little bit of a tourist guide. We went to the rain forest in queensland, i think the oldest rain forest in the world and we did a indigenous guy called moxie, who is lovely. He would show you a leaf and be like, this leaf will kill you. If you you know, if you touch it, youll be dead in 20 minutes. And this leaf, which looks exactly the same, will save your life. laughter who knows the difference . Stephen you certainly got way more australian just now. laughter its in there. Its in there. Stephen all the time . Oh, yeah. Stephen when does it come out when you get a Little Something to drink. , of course, yes. Stephen angry. Angry its terrible when i saw roccos name. I massacre it. Rocco its italian, beautiful, rocco. Stephen tell me whats going on here. This is obviously the harbor in sydney. What is going on here, and how did he gain so much weight so fast . This is bobby. Its a real shame that photo, isnt it . Look at that. He looks like hes 470 pounds. Stephen and, yet, you still look thin. He look, we climbed the harbor bridge, which is an incredible thing to do, and, unfortunately, it was a kind of windy day, so we got a little backair coming through. Stephen so thats air going through his outfit and not going through your outfit for some reason. You climbed to the top of the bridge . Yes. Stephen is there a staircase. Yes, you get chained to the side. Its very much like convicts, because, you know, australia, obviously, was a penal colony. So, yeah, you climb to the top. And the guides are really great great, very professional, they do two, three tours a day, but theyre very relaxed, very aussie. Stephen it looks dangerous. Its all right, dont worry, mate. A lot of people died making the bridge. But youll be fine. Its real safe. This is my fourth trip today. D stephen did you enjoy it and go im like i did it . The australian tourist board will probably kill me if i dont say that. No, it was marvelous. Im not that good with heights, so i probably should have thought twice before. Yeah, yeah. Stephen not good with heights lets go to the top of the bridge. The new movie youre in with the lovely and talented Oprah Winfrey is called the immortal life of Henrietta Lacks. And you play the author of the book, rebecca skloot. For people who havent read the book before i have interviewed rebecca skloot. Its a fascinating story. Tell people who Henrietta Lacks is and why shes called immortal. Henrietta lacks is an African American woman. She died in 1951. She was from maryland, baltimore, she died of cervical cancer. And at the time, her cells were taken without her concept or knowledge. She was receiving treatment at the Johns Hopkins hospital and her cells went on to become the first human cell line to grow outside of t like, most cells would die after two or three days of being cultured and hers doubled and tripled and went on to become this force of nature. And they developed the polio vaccine. They developed hiv cocktails, chemotherapy, in vitro fertilization. Stephen all based on the chain of her reproduced cells. Which were cancer ow, and they were so powerful stephen and not just in that lab, either. No, theyre literally all around the world. Stephen all of our lives are better because of what this woman was able to give to the world. Literally, literally. And this is this is the story of her family who, unfortunately, were very taken advantage of. And trying to sort of give them reparations and to find out more about their mother she had five children, and they didnt really know what had happened. Stephen and the woman, the author you play, rebecca skloot, she is traveling around with is it the daughter or granddaughter . Its the daughter. Hoe henriettas daughter, who was two when theyre traveling around, and its, like, this investigative story between of the two of them, the journalist and mother and theyre both obsess with the story and want to find out about henrietta and who she was. Stephen and thats the part played by Oprah Winfrey. We all love oprah here but you have the unique experience of having oprah yell at you in the scene we are about to watch, which i would never look forward to. But this is Oprah Winfrey upset at the prospect of their family being taken advantage of again. Exactly. Lets talk about this book you want to write, which is all fine and good, but wheres the funding in there for the family . I dont have any funding. You aint offered none, either. I cant offer you something i dont have. I told you i want to start that foundation. Where is it . What . The book you said you turned it in, so where is the book . Theres no book yet. Ings where the book i said, where is the book is it for sale already out there and youre making money off of my family like where is the book. Look, here, here, here, mastercard, vis a 2,000 past due. Travel expense reports. I write cheesy articles to pay for our rooms and gas. cheers and applause stephen well, good luck with rocco. Thank you. Stephen thank you so much for being here. Thanks, Stephen Stephen the immortal life of Henrietta Lacks airs this saturday on hbo. Rose byrne, everybody well be right back with lewis black. At lincoln, were all about making things simpler for you. Like, imagine having your vehicle serviced. From the comfort of your own home. Introducing complimentary lincoln pickup and delivery servicing. Because the most important luxury of all. Is time. Pickup and delivery servicing on the entire family of lincoln luxury vehicles including a complimentary lincoln loaner. You never know whatll inspire you. The rhythm of the waves. The language, the laughter. 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Are those my answer s. Stephen you can say anything on these cards. Good to see you. How are you holding up . Uuuh i turn cnn on when i wake up. And it doesnt help. laughter something happens every day, every single day. Stephen yeah. That giwhat what is this laughter applause stephen every hour. Every hour it happens, yeah. Every hour. If you can get to noon, its a whole new landscape. Stephen i say its time to hilt the bar. Yeah. I feel like, though, its important for every american to watch because it will give them a good idea of what its going to be like when they have a stroke. laughter stephen any particular anchor you would recommend . No, theyre all breaking news breaking news breaking news its always breaking. Stephen that is traw. Its breaking every second. We just broke it, but now its broken again. laughter . Stephen i think theyre overusing that alarm billion. We cant hear it anymore. They repeat it you cant break something and 20 minutes later break what you broke laughter . Stephen its true. Really true. Stephen thats true. Yeah. Hey, are you youre youre an angry person, in the nicest possible way. And i mean that as a compliment. Very few people have distilled their anger into a pure bourbon of rage. But are you also a worried person . Do you worry or just get angry . There are a lot of things to worry about right now. For instance, north korea, the president was asked, just worried about thermonuclear war with north korea. And he said, theres always something to worry about. Does that worry you, north korea . Well, being a child from, you know, the 50s where we built bomb shelters haha whats another nuclear war . But, you know, what what i find disturbing about him is hes he his international relations, he does that like someone whos playing resk you know . Look it up laughter its a board game stephen they all love risk. They all love risk. They all love risk. They had no clue as to what it was stephen you know what hes talking about, right . cheers and applause youve got that applaud sign up there. Stephen do you want request of this . No, it wont help. Then the anger becomes real. Stephen so, but risk is fun. It is fun. You roll but you c hey, were going into north korea. Im going to roll the dice what he should have said, what spicer quackquackquack. cheers and applause . Stephen i think i think you just said i dont know about that, im going to order the crab cake is what you just said. What should spicer have said . He should have said it wasnt that we were we werent going toward korea. What he should have said is we were we were going the other way. We were taking the slow route in order to sneak up behind them. laughter stephen we were taking the south polar route. Exactly. Stephen anywhere you go on either, eventually will get back to north korea. It all starts there. Stephen a lot of people have been protesting the president. There has been a burgeoning renewal of protesters. Some people call it the resistance. Some people take to the streets. Do you do that . Do you get out there . Does the angry crowd you know, i did that. Stephen you dont do that anymore . If they were paying like trump says stephen yeah, trump says theyre paying. If they were paying, then id be down there and grab a check. laughter . Stephen you dont think theyre being paid . They say theyre not being paid theres no line there would be a line around every block in america applause . Stephen what about what about on the other side . Because there are counterprotests going on, like this past weekend on saturday, there was a big tax march show us your taxes. And there were counterprotesters who were apparently saying, let the rich, white guy not show his taxes. That seemed to be their message. Are you impressed with them at all . I dont understand them because they say that trumps just like them. Well, what what universe are you living in . laughter trump is a new yorker, okay. Hes like any new hes a schmuck. Okay . Were all schmucks who live here. And so why wouldnt why why why wouldnt he why you know, laughter whats amazing is any of us could have run. Any new yorker we all sound the same, except for the groping and misogyny and a lot of other things, but we all basically say what the hell were thinking. Then any one of us should have run instead of that putz cheers and applause stephen youve got a new series called the rant is due on audible, right . I do. Stephen what happens in that . That, for the last about 200 gigs that ive been doing, performing live on stage, at the end of those shows, i do a a live q a that goes throughout the world. Its streamed. And i answer questions from the audience that they what audible has done is come in and taken them and culled the best of them and put them together into what would be called the podcast that begins tomorrow actually, and you can go to audible. Com lewisblack. It took me a week to memorize that applause . Stephen and everyone should go. And everyone should go. Its the best of. Stephen stephen his new audio series the rant is due, is on audible. As the man said, hes lewis black. Well be right back with a performance by pj harvey. Nobody does underwater stunts, sylvia. Except me, of course. This is my stop. Adios if youre a stuntman, you cheat death. Its what you do. If you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. Numero uno are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool . Try zyrtec® its starts working hard at hour one and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. Stick with zyrtec® and muddle no more®. 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Introducing nissans new midnight edition. The community of hope off her album the hope six demolition project, ladies and gentlemen, pj harvey heres the hope six demolition project stretching down to benning road a wellknown pathway of death at least thats what im told and heres the one sitdown restaurant in ward seven, nice okay, now this is just drug town, just zombies but thats just life in the community of hope the community of hope the community of hope the community of hope, hope, heres the highway to death and destruction south capitol is its name and the school just looks like a bleep does that look like a nice place . Heres the old Mental Institution now the Homeland Security base and heres gods Deliverance Center a deli called m. L. K and the community of hope the community of hope the community of hope the community of hope, hope, hope, hope theyre gonna put a walmart here theyre gonna put a walmart here theyre gonna put a walmart here theyre gonna put a walmart here theyre gonna put a walmart here theyre gonna put a walmart here theyre gonna put a walmart here theyre gonna put a walmart here cheers and applause stephen thank you. Good to see you. Pj harvey, everybody well be right back. In my future, im twice as likely to have a stroke. Im at higher risk for depression. Im 26 more likely to develop an irregular heartbeat. No matter who we are, these diseases can be managed or prevented when caught early on. Because with better research, the right medicine, and with doctors who help keep me healthy to begin with, we will thrive. For years, fios has been promising fast internet to small businesses. But for many businesses, its out of reach. Why promise something you cant deliver . Comcast business is different. 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