Transcripts For WUSA The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 20170113

Putin a war criminal . I would not use that term. Stephen all right. Then what term would you use, sir . Take a look at this picture. Would you use the term shaved vampire . How about the term that painting from ghostbusters two but with man . Ip not in a position to be able to make that determination. Stephen fine. Lets move on. Mr. Tillerson, do you believe Vladimir Putin is responsible for ordering the murder of countless dissidents, journalists and political opponents. I do not have sufficient information to make that claim. Stephen let me see if i can inform you. Take a look at this picture. Its of Vladimir Putin wearing an apron that says kiss the war criminal. I would certainly want to examine all four corners of that. Stephen all right, fair enough. Lets take a look down here. Oh, in this corner hes barbecuing the arm of a journalist. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert with Stephen Colbert tonight Stephen Selleck Craig Robinson and musical guest asap mob, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And, now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its teefn teefn cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs audience reacts in between time still got a week. Still got a week. In the meantime, president obama is wrapping things up at the white house you know, cleaning out his desk, handing over the keys, spake ling over the holes in the office wall so he can get the Security Deposit back, squeeze a little toothpaste in there. Its also time for goodbyes, so the president had a reception to say thank you to Vice President joe biden and reward him for his service. But i just want to get some folks together to pay tribute to somebody whos not only been by my side for the duration of this amazing journey, but somebody who has devoted his entire esprofsional life to service to this country. For the final time as president , i am pleased to award our nations highest civilian honor, the president ial medal of freedom. cheers and applause the best Vice President americas ever had, mr. Joe biden. cheers and applause stephen the best Vice President america has ever had cheers and applause the best the best okay . The best. In your face, franklin pierces vp william rufus. laughter did you guys see any of the show last night . cheers and applause because if you watched the news also, there is a story going around causing a lot of strong feelings on both sides. Heres the deal theres these allegations that russia has compromising information on donald trump, and for reasons i cant explain, some are calling it golden gate. laughter jon wow. Wow. Stephen you can say that again. cheers and applause jon whoa. Stephen its all based on 35 pages of Oppo Research that was put together by a british m. I. 6 agent. Yesterday, we didnt know his name, and now we know his name is. Steele. Christopher steele. So a brit spy named steele . Is he remington steeles cousin . Im not sure. I guess secret agent colt megaslam was on another assignment . Was superspy rand manly not around . Thats a really onthenose name for a british agent. Actually, it sounds more a gay porn name. Because it is. Meet chris steele, gay porn actor. laughter i gotta say, it is great to good for you, man. Apparently, during the primaries, the nonporn star Christopher Steele was initially hired by jeb bush. Jeb bush, actually, a pretty good straight porn name. As part of the Opposition Research he was doing, steele got wind of trump business ties to russia as well as personal blackmail material, or as the russians call it kompromat. It comes from the russian words kompro meaning we and mat meaning videotaped you with hookers. I think thats the translation. Jon Something Like that. Stephen i dont speak fluent russian but its Something Like that. Steele passed this onto intelligence officials, it leaked, and now Christopher Steele is on the run. According to the daily mail, he was seeee yesterday and asked a neighbor to take care of his cat. Youve got to protect the cat, trump is known for grabbing the pussy. laughter applause stephen get it come here, kitty come here jon oh, oh you gotta watch that. Go there. Go there. Go there. Stephen and were learning so much about the Incoming Trump administration. For instance yesterday, we learned that he will not be divesting from his businesses. Now, a sitting president with International Business ties might seem like a clear conflict of interest. Youre not donald trump. As you know, i have a no conflict situation because im president. I have a noconflict of interest provision as president. So i could actually run my business. I could actually run my business and run government at the same time. Stephen yeah, thats right. He could do both. applause jon robot, get out of the box get low stephen he could do both. Makes sense. Hotel business, commanderinchief. That sounds right. Itd be great. You dont need i. C. B. M. s. You can just deliver bombs via room service. But trump has made one concession. Yesterday he announced he is handing over control of his business to his sons, eric and donald junior, seen here posing for their plaques in the douche hall of fame. applause congratulations. And to make it absolutely clear that he is no longer involved in the company, trump has removed his name from his buildings and replaced it with the name of his sons. There were visual aids these papers are just some of the many documents that ive signed turning over complete and total control to my sons. We dont know. We dont know what it was because reporters werent allowed to look at any of the documents. Possibly because the folders containing his Business Plan appeared to be blank. So its all just political theater. The press conference even had a best supporting actress trumps lawyer sheri dillon. And we know shes extremely qualified because and this is true her firm wae winner of the Russia Law Firm of the year award. audience reacts congratulations. The award itself is this lovely trophy on her desk. Also, yesterday, confirmation hearings continued for trumps cabinet or basket of employables. In the hot seat was former exxon c. E. O. And prison guard who didnt see you getting stabbed, rex tillerson. Now one of the big knocks on tillerson is how cozy he is with Vladimir Putin and exxons willingness to do business with shady governments. Exxon has a partnership with shell, a company known as infineum, that did a fair number of transactions with iran, bypassing u. S. Sanctions. Are you familiar with this, the use of this subsidiary to bypass u. S. Sanctions and do you think it was the right thing to do . I dont recall the incident. Ive read about it. Spt i dont recall it, stephen really . Seems like something a person would remember. Wait, did i leave the oven on . No. Did i lock the door . Yes. Did i break the law against doing business with a state sponsor of terrorism . Ugh, thats gonna gnaw at me all day something, something, something, something. laughter doing business with iran sounds sketchy, but tillerson reassured the committee that exxon never lobbied against iran sanctions. I have never lobbied against sanctions. Exxonmobil never directly lobbied against sanctions. Stephen oh, good. Except for this. I have four different lobbying reports that list exxon mobils lobbying activities on four specific pieces of legislation authorizing sanctions. Stephen oh, thaaaat lobbying. Yeah yeah i thought you meant i was against buildings in iran havi thats crazy and my brain is like bleaaah, whats happening . Im, sorry, i dont recall the question. So, theyve got a paper record, dead to rights, of exxon lobbying against iran sanctions. What say you, iranossaurus rex . I dont know. I havent seen the form youre holding in your hand, so i dont know whether it indicates were we lobbying for the sanctions or were we lobbying against the sanctions. Stephen well, thats what you want in a secretary of state. A guy whos not sure which side hes on. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Tom selleck is here. But when we return, ill give a shout out to some of our lesser sponsors. So stick around. Enjoy your phone you too. All right, be cool. You got the amazing new iphone 7 on the house by switching to at t. laughs to self in disbelief okay, just a few more steps. Door its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data when you switch to at t and have directv. Cascaras the cherry thats on the outside of the bean. Its now being used as a sweetener. Its like a very subtle sweetness into your coffee. Its just this like cup of deliciousness. Customer service d. Maam. This isnt a computer. Wait. Youre real . 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Stephen an amazing staff of writers, producers, the sound guys, weve got the people who strap on my face every day, all the people who do it. But, of course, a big show like this has a lot of bigname sponsors. We couldnt do it cash, you see, there are so many big names out there. Like musinex, thats a big one. This time of the year, more important than oxygen to me. The late show is often brought to you by breathe right strips logo and breathe right strips. But we also offer discounts to Smaller Companies who want to sponsor the late show, but cant afford the full commercial experience. So, instead, just get me to say the name of their product. This is late show lesser sponsor roundup. Just to remind you, these are people who sponsor the show but cannot afford the ads. Smaller Companies Just starting just about to die, were not sure, but they just give us a little cash to tell you about their products. We just have to name them. Here we go. 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Stephen what about in of flowers, charities. Isnt that for funerals . Stephen please welcome the iconic tom selleck cheers and applause it is lovely to finally talk to you. Nice to talk to you. Nice to meet you. Stephen i have wanted to interview your mustache for years. Thank you. Stephen and the mustache was available but you werent. I know. Stephen and i understand youre a package deal these days. Well, i get embarrassed sometimes because, you know, they put iconic to m my name or something, but he gets iconic everywhere, my mustache. My iconic mustache. Stephen it preseeds you into the room by abo 3 seconds. Yeah, i dont like to talk to him because hes getting full of himself. He has his own agent. Stephen do you have to agree on your projects . We have to get the blue bloods scripts two weeks early because he wants to prepare. Hes a mustache for gods sakes. Stephen i know you have never expressed any desire to run for public office. No. Stephen but what about your mustache . Because id vote for that thing, man. cheers and applause you dont have to drain the swamp, you could just sweep the swamp out with that thing. By the way, is musinex your real sponsor . Stephen its the unsexy sponsor right there. It really works, but the mascot, i want to meet the mascot, the big pile of mucus. Stephen the pile of phlegm . Yeah. Stephen is he here . Well get that. Hes my gu think. Its amazing, though, little phlegmy guy. Stephen just to get back to your mustache for a second. Of course. Stephen if you shaved your mustache, do you think you could just rob a bank and no one would identify you . No, i stephen when was the last time you saw your upper lip, sir . Well, blue bloods has been going on for seven years, so not lately. But i was born with that. applause stephen really . Yeah. Stephen you did a lot of commercial work when you were younger and we actually have a commercial. Oh, thank you. Stephen you look fantastic, and turns out you smell even bert. Oh, good. Stephen do you happen to know what it is . I did a lot of hygiene products. Stephen this is a hygiene product. I cant remember what the product is. Well find out in a second. Young tom selleck without a mustache. Safeguard current need heavy its so effective of removing the cause of perspiration odor. Good morning. He smells just the way a man should smell. Clean. Safeguards deodorant lather is so effective it doesnt need heavy perfume. With safeguard, you dont get the heavy smell of some deodorant soaps, you get naturally clean smelling skin. applause its a very interesting concept. Everywhere i walk, there are more people in it. That was great Penny Marshall and terri. Stephen yeah, in the early days. The concept is id walk by everybody and theyd smell me. But i was pretty new and that was a flannel suit and i was pretty hot and smelly. So i dont know what i really smelled like. And i think i took a shower in of the commercial you were taking a shower. Yeah. Stephen how much of your early work was you showering . Everything you did in those days, im not sure anymore, when you showered, you had to shower ecstatically, you know, just crazcrazily. Stephen why . To be excited about the the lather . I dont know, they just had me do that. If you did it ecstatically enough you lost a lot of skin. One commercial i did was for some cologne and i had to slap on cologne all over my body and i had no skin left so any nipples were pretty painful. Stephen i never in a million years imagined the first time i interviewed you that you would say my nipples were pretty painful. Thank you very much. You might be the first one whos ever said that to me in public. cheers and applause e on camera with me. Its a tough world out there. Stephen yeah. People have no idea but i got by. I always felt then i would rather do a stupid commercial than a stupid acting job. Stephen like a stupid movie or Something Like that . Yeah, like a stupid movie. Stephen whats the stupidest movie you ever did . I did two really stupid movies. I did daughters of satan. Stephen that sounds like a quality film. Family drama . Whats daughters of satan . You always think you can rise above it. You go, well, i know its a lowbudget movie but ill do more work and get more jobs, but that didnt happen. Might have been because of my death scene when my wife who was really a witch stabs me in the back. Its a long story. Stephen sounds like a good one. Terminal island was good. Stephen good . Had seven breasts. I dont know why theyad number of breasts in it. Stephen did you have seven breasts . No, i played this was big and i was going to rise above. No, Capital Punishment was outlawed and all killers are sentenced to an offshore island where they develop their own society and i played dr. Milford, the mercy killer who was hooked on wild mimosa as a substitute for cocaine. Stephen thats a classic tale. Yeah, absolutely. Stephen where do the seven breasts come in . I think somebody got their blouse ripped open only on one side. Stephen so you saw seven breasts over the course of the film. Well stephen how did you know there were seven, were you counting . Im always counting. Stephen very important. In those days seeing a breast was a pretty big deal. Stephen still a pretty big deal to me. laughter when most Popular Television show in the world. Did you ever want to be recognized and werent . You probably go anywhere in the world and people go, hey, magnum its a good lesson when youre not. I got recognized a lot when i was in hawaii. I became the de facto host. Stephen in hawaii. Yeah. If i got pulled over for speeding, the cop would come up and go, oh, im sorry i didnt know it was you, go on, please. So i was doing okay. But the lessons you learn, gene kirkpatrick, who was ambassador of the united nations. Stephen under reagan. Yeah, she was a democrat and reagan hired her and she was really smart and i really admired her. Shes at the hilton down the road, so ill call her. I called her, and she was very nice. She got on the phone and said, yes . I said, well, im tom selleck, and if you would like to visit our set, we you and you can watch us film. I know youre on a layover here and maybe youve got nothing to do. And she said, im sorry, i dont have any idea who you are. laughter so my brush with greatness was cut short. Stephen oh, im so sorry about that. Did you ever but she was pretty smart. Stephen oh, absolutely. Now blue bloods. How many of these have you done . Have you done more of these or magnum p. I. . Were on season 7. Stephen so the cbs brass. If the cbs brass is list upping, were coming up on 150 in about four shows, i think. So thats a lot of episodes. But magnum, the number was 163. So if he h renews us and i get to 164, thats my new record. cheers and applause stephen so if you get to 164 with blue bloods, are you going to just like peel off the mustache and walk off into the sunset . Yes. Well i did that in the last episode of magnum. Why not in blue bloods . Stephen did you really . Yeah, i walked off into the sunset. He walked off with his daughter. Stephen when i was 14 and that thing was at its peak, i could not imagine a greater goal of my manhood than being tom selleck in the opening credits teaching that woman to swim in the pool and driving a ferrari. That was shirley rogers. Stephen i dont know who cheryly rogers was. Shirley rogers was a babe. She worked a scene in the show and i knew the camera crew pretty well and shirley was beautiful and she had body parts that you wand to stare at, so i am holding her, teaching her how to scuba dive and shes mask and snorkel in and i did an aside to the crew i went, oh, my god and they put it in the show. laughter stephen well, it was lovely to meet you and your mustache. Either one of you are welcome to come back anytime, please. Hes very glad to be here and im ecstatic. Stephen well, tom, an honor. Nice to see you. Blue bloods airs fridays at 9 00 central, 10 00 east coast, cbs, tom selleck, everybody well be back with Craig Robinson, stick around cheers and applause hey, need fast try cool mint zantac. It releases a cooling sensation in your mouth and throat. Zantac works in as little as 30 minutes. Nexium can take 24 hours. Try cool mint zantac. No pill relieves heartburn faster. Z27mlz z16fz y27mly y16fy cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welc in progress. My next guest has starred in hot tub time machine, pineapple express, and of course the office. Please welcome Craig Robinson cheers and applause yeah stephen do you know these guys . I know louis over there. Stephen how do you guys know each other . I host a show in los angeles called the black movie sound track. Stephen what is the black movie sound track. They show these black music in movies, whether its been sound tracks or black artists, and then we have performances from, yo like this year we had last year we had gladys knight, earth wind and fire, baby face. Stephen you have your own band called nasty delicious. Nasty delicious. Stephen its kind of unfair for you to be as funny as you are and also have a band. Shouldnt you have to pick between one of the two . I dont think so. In fact, ive married the two, so when i do my act, its music and jokes. Stephen you just took nasty delicious to australia. Yes. Stephen here you are, getting your koala on right there. Thats nice. You have not been cuddled you dont know what a cuddle is till you cuddle a koala bear. People think theyre high all the time but theyre not. They eat eucalyptus and get sugar from it and just enough ga and eat more eucalyptus. Its a beautiful life. I think im a koala bear in another life. Stephen can you explain whats happening here . Are you a big snake fan . Whats going on there . Snakes get a bad rap, too. Stephen you have never been cuddled till you have been cuddled by an anaconda. Anaconda. If you told me i would go to australia and touch a snake, i would go, no, never. But that was amazing. They feel amazing. Then they showed you how to hold it and stuff and it was awesome. Stephen what kind of snake is this . I dont know what kind of snake it is but my fear of snakes is gone. Stephen everything in australia wants to kill you is what ive heard. Yeah. Stephen this thing could wrap around your neck and squeeze and you would be gone. Its not what you heard. Thats proof. Its all good. Stephen you look like you have been eating some eucalyptus. laughter you look like youve gotten just enough sugar. laughter you have a new show. Its called. Karaoke showdown. Stephen explain to me why that is not car pool karaoke . I love james corden, been on the show, he is amazing and awesome. So the short answer is that mixed with like cash cab. Stephen i love cash cab. Right. Stephen you just pick people up and they have to sing . Its a game show in a car. These are not professional singers so there is a lot of ear pain going on. Stephen youre the driver . Yes, im driving the car, hosting the show, and im getting stuff in my ear, im drunk, all kind of stuff. Stephen have you had any accidents . Well, i missed a f theres a lead and follow van, and sometimes ill get all into it with the contestants and we have a good time and i missed a few turns, but no accidents. Stephen you havent hit anybody . No. Stephen what do you make them do for the cash . There are several i mean, a lot of different games, but, like, one would be, for example, you start singing with marshmallows in your mouth and your partner has to guess the song and every song they get right, more money and more marshmallows. Stephen thats a choking hazard. Yes. Stephen and its dangerous. Has anyone died during your show . Its dangerous and nasty but what are you going to do . Stephen youre a former music teacher, too. Yes. Stephen how old were the kids youre teaching . I taught k8 music in chicago. Stephen wow applause and inn snien gary, indiana. Eggers and f elementary. Hammond, indiana. Stephen whats your favorite age to teach . Right there in second, third great. Stephen thats a great age, yeah. Weve got a lot of second graders in the audience tonight. Whats great about the second grade . Its right before they turn evil. Stephen second grade is like seven years old. Third and fourth grade, something happens right there stephen its called puberty. Eighth grade is cool because they want to graduate. Stephen they calm down again . Right. Stephen what would you teach them . I taught some chorus, singing, pianos, little recorders and stuff like that. Stephen i was hoping you would say that. This would be for you. Ive got two recorders here because when i heard that you taught, i know the first thing you always teach kids is recorders, so i have a couple of co too. Stephen can you teach pe . I can play one thing on the recorder. Lets see it. Stephen this is National Geographic special they just found a treasure the gold was found in the back of the cave laughter applause wow stephen mary had a little lam. Lets see. Stephen hold on, what are you doing . Cover everything. Stephen cover everything . Tart with the bottom. Stephen okay. Cover, cover, cover. Then start here. applause stephen Craig Robinson, thank you so much i got an a caraoke showdown premiered tonight on spike. 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I got a lot on my head gucci rag tied on my head put a red dot on your head i put that guap on your head dont be talking to me crazy dont be talking to me crazy dont be talking to me crazy cheers and applause stephen you can check out asap mob wednesday at the theater at Madison Square garden asap mob everybody well be right back. Stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be cuba gooding jr. , rupert friend, and comedian gary gulman. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, Bryan Cranston and jessica biel. Goodnight captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where you come from its gonna be all right its the late, late show ladies an