band playing stephen hey hey hey cheers and applause thanks so much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Hey thanks so much. Thank you, mark. Welcome to the late show. Welcome to the late show, everybody, please hey, chris. Thanks so much, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Thats awfully nice. Thank you, thank you. You know what . This is what lets me work all day and party all night. cheers and applause haha im stephen colbert. Im your host here for the late show. And you know what . Ive wasted enough time. Donald trump. laughter speaking of wasting time, donald trump. Last night, donald trump appeared at an event here near off Chris Christies campaign debt. Now, remember, christie endorsed trump back in february, and by endorse i mean stood behind him wishing for the sweet embrace of death. cheers and applause christie is also now heading up trumps transition team. And last night, trump showed just how much he appreciates christies help. With carrier and ford and nabisco leaving chicago, with their big plant, they are moving to mexico. I am not eating oreos any more, you know that. But, neither is chris. Anymore. Stephen wow damn it has got to hurt to be called fat by fitness model donald trump. cheers and applause and just remember, this was a Chris Christie fundraiser, in front of all of his friends and family. Can you imagine what trumps best man speech would be like . Id like to congratulate the lovely bride and the chunkistador she married laughter no wedding cake for you no wedding cake for you well, its hard to watch that and just stand here and do nothing. I want to take a second to talk to Chris Christie, who im sure right now is at home in an oreo sleeveshame spiral. Chris, look, i know you made a commitment to support trump, but this. Youre beautiful the way you are. No one, no one, should fat shame you, especially at a new jersey fundraiser. Okay . cheers and applause i believe their state bird is the sausage. Yeah. The bird call gobbagoo, gobbagoo i guess what im saying is, Chris Christie, you can do better. And, god, i would give anything to mean that. cheers and applause i would. But believe it or not, theres a republican even more embarrassing than trump congressional candidate mike webb. A candidate running for congress has made a name for himself. Mike webb describes himself as a conservative republican and on facebook lists his Favorite Book as the bible. Take a close look at this. He posted this google search. Yup, what he didnt know was that the tabs for porn sites were still open when he took the screenshot stephen yes, yes, exciting. Taking a screenshot while looking at porn . That is embarrassing. Also, ive got to say, impressive. Youve got to hit commandshift four using only one hand. I cant imagine. cheers and applause okay, so what was the porn . Well, lets take a look one tab says layla rivera tight and the letters bo, maybe booty, maybe body; ive got to say, its refreshing to see him supporting the sexy amateurs out there. Theyre just in it for the love of the game, unlike those sellout pros who do it for the money. Of course, theres nothing wrong with the occasional proam every once in a while for charity. laughter cheers and applause im sorry. What was what was i talking about . Oh, right, mike webb. Naturally, webb had a simple explanation for why the porn tabs were open, and by simple, i mean a 2,000word statement. It begins, curious by nature, i wanted to test the suggestion that somehow, lurking out in the pornographic world, there was some evil operator waiting for the oneinagazillion chance that a candidate for federal office would go to that particular website, and thereby be infected with a virus that would cause his or her f. E. C. Okay, first off, curious by nature . Never begin your porn video explanation with the name of another porn video. laughter cheers and applause second cheers and applause secondly, secondly, this explanation is way more embarrassing than just admitting you watch porn. Its like youre claiming you only picked up a prostitute so you could drive her to the police station. So, mike webb, please do not feel embarrassed. Even if voters did see this story on the internet, theyve already moved on. To watch more porn. Okay, so excuse me . Excuse me, sir. Stephen yes, whats up . We were just wondering, when does the singing start . Where are the sequins . Where are the hot n this is nothing like what it said in the playbill, honey. I know, i know. Stephen oh, my god. I remember you people. Youre the same people who came here a couple of months ago thinking you were seeing fiddler on the roof. Im so sorry, no, youre in the wrong theater again. Oh, no, this isnt on your feet, the irresistible musical story of emilio and Gloria Estafan . You know, they were two people who believed in their talent and each other. Stephen no, im sorry, this is this is the late show with stephen colbert. Are you sure . Oh, my god. And we made a special trip here all the way from topeka for jonah. We thought it was really important for him to learn about his culture. Stephen oh, are you folks cuban . No, but his grandparents live in miami. Stephen well, jonah, im really sorry that you didnt get to see on your feet. Me, too. Im dying. laughter stephen oh, oh, my god, are you sick . Oh, no, hes fine, hes fine. Hes just dying to see the show. Finish your sentences, young man stephen listen, i hate to disappoint you. You came all the way from kansas. I wish i could help you, i wish i could think of a way. A way . Yes, a way. Oway, oway oway, oway oway oh ohh ah oway oh ohh ah at night when you turn off all the lights theres no place that you can hide oh, no the rhythm is gonna get you tonight come on shake your body baby do that conga know you cant control yourself any longer feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger dont you fight it tiu l yotry it do c everybody gather round now let your body feel the heat let your body feel the heat dont you worry if you cant dance let the music move your feet shake your body shake your body shake your body come on shake your body baby do that conga cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen the rhythm just got me. laughter wow. She she didnt kiss me in rehearsal. I dont know what to do with my feelings right now. Let me have a little sip right here. That was full contact broadway. laughter i dont know if yall saw this yesterday, but this fella named kanye west, stopped by the number one place for hiphop ellen. laughter and did you see this, jon . Did you see this . Jon i saw that. I saw that. Stephen this is pure kanye. Pure unadulterated kanye. Because no one else was allowed to speak. For almost eight minutes kanye held forth on every subject from kanye to wes you tweeted out that you wanted Mark Zuckerberg to give you 53 million. In hindsight, should that have gone on facebook . Yes, i should have put it on facebook. Now, i understand why he didnt hit me back. I feel that if i had more resources, i could help more people. I have ideas that can make the human race existence within our 100 years, better. Period. bleep the paparazzi, whatever perception you have of me, starting with the truth, starting with what everyone is thinking, start there. Put some dope bleep with it. The exact amount of emotion and color palates and sonics and everything that i put into my music, i put them into the shoes. And they worked. I dont give a bleep how much youve sold. If youre playing on radio, are you connecting . Picasso is dead. Steve jobs is dead. Walt disney is dead. Name somebody living that you can name in the same breath as them. When i make clothes, its funny, because i would sit there with obama, and leos talking about the environment. And then im talking about clothes, and everyone looks at me like, thats not an important issue, or something. But i remember going to school in fifth grade and wanting to have a cool outfit. I called the head of payless. Im like, i want to work with you. Im sorry, daytime television. Im sorry for the realness. laughter stephen no apologies necessary, no apologies. That was the realest daytime tv has gotten since bob barker neutered a cat on live tv. Did it right on thne now, a lot of people are saying that kanye engaged in a rambling, incoherent word dump. I disagree. But i understand kanye because were a lot alike. I feel like if Mark Zuckerberg gave me 53 million, i could buy more shoes. laughter i got some rockports at payless. Theyre ugly, but theyre great for slipping on in the morning to get the paper. I have ideas that can make human existence better. Period. End of sentence. Punctuation. Semicolon. Ellipses. Parentheses. I want to make better hot dog buns. People say thats crazy when i talk to them about hot dog buns. But when i was in second grade, i ate hot dogs. I called oscar meyer. Im like, we got to make longer buns that match the length of hot dogs, all right. I want to take everything ive learned from lunch and put it into a bun. Because, yes, yes, we have no bananas. Humans are connected. Picasso is dead. Walt disney is dead. Sleeping beauty . Not dead. Just looks dead. Somebody kiss me. Im a pretty girl. Wheres my castle . Wheres my apple . I was raised by wolves. I was raised by wolves. Tarzan was my nanny. I want to change the world, man. I want to invent fashion that stops Global Warming and a computer that fixes racism. I want to own a boat so big it ends poverty. Im sorry. Im sorry, latenight tv. Im sorry for the realitude. Im sorry for dropping honesty clusters into your healthy morning breakfast cereal. I have resources that can help the human race, 100 years in the future and 100 years in the past. Thats my skill set color palettes. Soft palates. Soft cheeses. Easy cheesie. Lemon squeezie. Talking about yeezy. George and weezy. Were all moving on up and well be right back with seth rogan. Or right forward, because time is an arrow that points in the opposite direction of history. I got a bplus in history. cheers and applause ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh what are we ahhhing about . My money, its gone thats just bad security you know. I know, the new pcs are so secure, you can use your face as your password. And yet here you are, in a truck full of money with no money. You know about it. Now do something about it. Upgrade to a new pc. Youve secured the entire block but not your pc . Dont you dare follow your dreams. Think big. 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I dont even know where we are right now. Im ready. No i dont have the baby oil. No, its the most important thing. With baby oil you get, like, two extra lines here. Really . Yes. Hold on hold on hold on lets go. Oh, thats hot oh, thats really hot ow, it burns. Rub it in. Rub it in. Oh, my god. Get it all over. What . Were in a rush come on, man, get his thighs. Stephen please welcome seth rogen. band playing cheers and applause welcome. Thank you. Stephen do you often get Standing Ovations . No, people exclusively sit for me when i enter rooms so that was very nice. Stephen nice to see you again. Great to see you. Stephen last time you and i were together was over at the old show. Es stephen and that was a very special day for you because you were there for your movie the interview. Yes, and as i was there, i was being embroiled in an international incident. Stephen because the movie was about you and james franco interviewing kim jong un. And they were not happy about that. Has that blown over . I hope so. Actually, it was during your show, essentially, like, when i came out to promote it, i had a movie, and when i came off the interview the movie was not in theaters anymore, essentially. Stephen thats how well the interview went. I was like man, thats a bummer. And then they told me i would have an armed guard with me at all times, which, again, is not what you want to hear. Stephen that is not why you went into comedy . Exactly. And i had him for a few weeks, and one day i woke up and went outside and he was gone. laughter stephen did you notice, at first . Oh, yeah oh, no, i instantly noticed he was gone. My newfound safety. But i think it just coincided with somebody didnt want to pay for him anymore. And literally just saw it on a log, were still paying for this guy . Send him home. And i called franco, and i said, is your guy still there . And he said, oh, no, hes gone, also. No ones killed us yet, so i guess thats good news so far. Stephen so happy, its awfully nice. It is nice. Stephen it really is nice. Its really nice that no one killed us. Stephen living is good, more living is better. The more im alive the better i am not dead. You know what they say. Stephen they do. Theyll say it now. They will from now on. Stephen one of the things you said at the time is you liked writing about real stuff, and this was a real thing, this dictator. Now youre writing about other real stuff because youre one of the writers and creators of neighbors 2 Sorority Rising. Yes, the most unnecessary thing after a colon, maybe, of all time. Stephen but the sorority i did not know this, sororities cannot have parties. In america, if youre part of the greek system, sororities are not allowed to throw parties in their own houses. In a lot of houses, if theres more than three women in it, in a lot of states its considered a brothel. Stephen honest to god, this movie, people were saying it has a feminist bent to it because its allowing women to be just as terrible as as disgusting as men are, yes, finally. Yes, if one thing if women are earned the right for anything, its to be as gross and disgusting as men are. Stephen i went to Northwestern University and at northwestern, in evanston, in that town, its still the law there, if more than two women are living in a house together who are not related, its considered a brothel. No, its a real thing its psychotic. And i go to these places and i throw money at them and nothing happens. laughter and im,e, its on your books, man. Why are you advertising something that youre not . But im only into people who are related, so it doesnt work out. laughter stephen thats good. Thats good. You might want to get the Security Guard back. I should get him back. Stephen i understand you did research for this movie by looking at pranks . On youtube . Yes, there are a lot of pranks in the film, people a prank war breaks out. And so, yeah, youtube is the best resource for people doing really mean things to each other. And there is a prank in the movies where people put airbags in each others seats and launch them up in the air, and thats, like, a real thing people do to each other. Stephen seriously. Yes. Stephen that was in the first movie and i thought, no, that will kill you. It will kill you, but people are still doing it to one another to hilarious results, generally speaking. Stephen did you do did you do pranks when you were younger . Did you do violent things for fun . I got into a pyromaniacal phase. Stephen who didnt . Where one day all my toys just turned from being the things i love to things i could explode with fireworks. Stephen you find out those little army men melt . Yeah, they burn. Stephen everything is napalm. Everything will explode. And in high school, around halloween, the weed dealers would start selling explosives as well as weed. Stephen so, wait, they would come to you, do you want a dime bag and mighty mights or some cherry bombs. Stephen thats that seems like a dangerous combination. Its a super dangerous combination. And they both require ignition, i guess, is the only common thread. But, yeah, so we would yeah, they would give you deals, honestly. Which, again stephen where did you live that fireworks were illegal . I grew up in South Carolina where everything, all fireworks were illegal. Im from vancouver, british columbia. Where fireworks are illegal, but firecrackers, like cherry bombs te m80s, were not legal but weed dealers would sell them at great prices. Stephen did you ever do this one . We would take the cardboard tubes out of a hanger, and stick it through a big gulp lid to protect your hands and put bottle rockets in that and ride our bikes down the street and joust with each other. We would take golf clubs and knock the club part off so it was just a big, metal tube, essentially, and we would fill them with bottle rockets and shoot them at each other stephen yeah. In, like, really violent ways. My friend mike sopersky burned his hand really bad one year, actually im sorry, mike. laughter stephen i have to get to something here, your mother did that is after my own heart. Your mother gave you is this true, she gave you a book . A book called learn the didgeridoo. Why did she give you a book on she was in australia and she also got me a didgeridoo, whoa, but heres the thing. This is amazing because she got me a didgeridoo, and a book on how to learn to play the didgeridoo. If theres anything thats hard to learn to play from a book, i assume its the didgeridoo. Stephen im guessing you put your mouth on something shaped like this many times before. I have, yes. Stephen want to give it a shot . Give me a note, jon . Do you not know how to do it . 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You know, i dont know about you folks but i love going to the movies, and i dont always know what Movie Reviews to trust out there. Youve got a lot of Movie Reviews out there, but i think the best reviews are always on youtube. Thats where real people give real opinions. And since its online, the fingers theyre raising usually arent thumbs, and ive recently found a film critic i just love. His name is gil peaches, and he does reviews every week for the latest movies. And we called him, and he was cool, and hes letting us run so now im proud to present, not at the movies with gil peaches. laughter cheers and applause hello, im gil peaches. Welcome to not at the movies with me, gil peaches. Lets get to it. Hello, im gil peaches. First movie i saw this week the jungle book. I did not get this movie at all. It was like bill murray was pretending to be a bear for two hours. Just be yourself, bill. America loves you and the end credits were so confusing. I counted at least three movie. How did they tell themselves apart . Was one of them elizabeth l. . Was one elizabeth r. . Theres your movie, bill. I give the jungle book two apples and an acorn. For language. Next up, captain america civil war. This one was a real mixed bag for me. On the one hand, the characters kept walking into scary places, even though i yelled at them not to. On the other hand, i like how they made it nighttime in the movie theater. Much easier to see the screen. Bravo. Now, i didnt see who won the fight, because i had to leave early to pick up my cat andromeda from the vet. Shes fine. They were just fatty deposits. I give my cat 12 garbage. The last movie i saw this week was neighbors 2 Sorority Rising. For once, this was a movie i did not see alone. Get in here, bill peaches. cheers and applause hello, bill. Hello, im bill peaches. How is your mother . Shes great. How is arthur . Hes good. So sad. How are the crackers . Theyre delicious but dry. Neat. Now what did you think of neighbors 2 . It was great. Eventually. Before the movie began, there was some sort of mixup. They played five twominute movies that they said were coming soon, but they were already there on the screen so frustrating. But once neighbors 2 got started, i really enjoyed it. Not i. Halfway through, the movie it took a frustrating turn because i got a text, and i couldnt check it, and i thought about it the whole time. Well, you missed a great movie, because seth rogen brought a raw animal sexuality. Unlike anything ive ever seen. cheers and applause no doubt. Par for the rogen course. Very much so. Speaking of animals, they blew it in the closing credits when they reveal no animals were harmed. Way to ruin the illusion, guys yes, and when i finally got out of the there, the mens room didnt have any urinals, and it was filled with women who were yelling at me. What kind of movie is that . laughter cheers and applause terrible, terrible. That is terrible. Boo. I say boo to you. 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Stephen and congratulations, congratulations on an incredible show that just won a webby, i understand, and is going to get a peabody on saturday. Thats great. Peabody is the best. Its so exciting. It is. Stephen peabody is the best possible award you can get. Its really exciting to be on a show that i love but also has made such a positive cultural impact. Stephen first marvel female television hero. Yeah. cheers and applause thank you. Yeah, the first marvel female superhero. Yeah, pretty crazy. Stephen so in some ways, the character you play, Jessica Jones, is something of a little bit of a cultural icon right now. Yeah. Stephen because you use the show to talk about important things at times. Yeah, Jessica Jones has a very traumatic past. She is a survivor of rape and abuse. But her journey throughout the show is her not letting that define her. Everything thats happened to her, she still muscles through and finds her full potential and conquers the guy that abused her. Stephen well, one of the things thats nice about her is there is some criticism of the marvel universe, like in the movies, that theyre a bit of a sausagefest right now, but to have a great powerful they are, actually. There was talk about the original iron man 3 villain was supposed to be a woman but got changed into a man because it wouldnt sell toys. Oh, my god. I didnt know that. Girls can sell toys stephen girls can sell toys. cheers and applause is there a Jessica Jones toy . I dont know if there is yet, but there should be, and i bet it would sell huge, and im going to make some phones calls after this. Stephen absolutely. You dont need to. We just told everybody. Ju g just go to the toy store right now and ask for one. Or buy any doll and call her Jessica Jones. Get a barbie and put on cool jeans with rips and a motorcycle jacket and there you go. Stephen i understand you grew up on a farm. I did. Stephen where . I grew up in a farm in pennsylvania. Stephen a real farmfarm . A real farm with cows, and chickens and it was 100 acres in the middle of nowhere. Stephen did you have farm chores . Yes, i had to pick up rocks along the property. Stephen is that a big part of farming . I didnt grow up on a farm. I didnt know rocks were a huge part of farming. What about the cows . Did you have to deal with them . I had to feed cows every morning and also after school, every day at 5 00. So no matter what i was doing stephen you were like, gotta go home, cow. Exactly, hanging out with my boyfriend, gotta go, gotta go feed the cows. Stephen its great discipline. Its a nice 5 00 curfew. Yeah, yeah. Stephen your parents could say, its not us, its the cow. They could play good copbad cow. Yeah, sure. Stephen do you miss it at all . Do you miss farm life at all . You know, i really like having that connection with animals and how quiet it is. But im a city girl. I love the city. I like i like the vibe and energy and the shopping and the life that happens. You know, you have to really entertain yourself when youre on a farm. Stephen yeah, yeah. Were pennsylvania farming, im guessing, you dealt with the amish a little bit. Yeah, so im not amish. Stephen you dont look amish. Hey, you never know, but our farm was not amish but amish are close by in redding and places like that an hour away. We would go up against them a lot at livestock auctions. Stephen go up against them . So its like an auction where they talk really fast. Stephen sold like that . Exactly. Stephen you go up against them and it sounds like gang war with amish people. Go up against them like who has the better cow . They know what best cow is going to be. Stephen wait a second, youre a cow farmer yourself. How come you dont know the best cow . Look at me. Do you think i know the best cow . Stephen i believe girls are capable of anything. Good. cheers and applause amish will pay top dollar so that was something that was understood, if you were up against the amish and they wanted a certain cow you kind of let them have it. Stephen really . Because they took that thing seriously. Ooh yeah. Stephen that was their super bowl. Yup. I had a little cow that i got at an auction. Stephen did you, really . I think he weighed 70 pounds at the time and you pay per pound. Stephen what was his name . His name was jake and he cost like 150. He was so little when i first got him that i could pick him up with all my might. Stephen what happened to jake . Id rather skip that part of the interview. laughter stephen all right, thats fine, thats fine, thats fine. So is the stephen i know the Jessica Jones has been a huge splash. Is the new season available now . No, the new season is not available yet. Stephen no and i dont know when, and if i say anything else, marvel snipers would just shoot me dead. Stephen well, good luck with that. Thank you, thank you. Stephen seth rogen has a security guy he doesnt use anymore. He might be able to protect you. It was lovely to meet you. Krysten ritter. Jessica jones is streaming now. Check it out any season. Well be right back. Introducing applebees new wood fired grill salads topped with freshly housemade dressings and savory woodfired favorites. All starting at 8. 99. Applebees new wood fired grill salads starting at 8. 99 for a limited time. Only at applebees. Wait no my computer, no, wait, what are we running after . My stupid, old computer. Well if its so old, why are you chasing it . Is it slow . Weigh a ton . Yeah. Well you know. I know. Todays pcs are faster and lighter, i know. So why are we still running . I dont know. You know about it. Now do something about it. Upgrade to a new pc. Oh, charley horse, charley horse. Call for help, call for help. Help, help i dont think thats how theyre made. Klondike hooks up with tasty flavors. 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This has got to stop bud light proudly supports equal pay, thats why bud light costs the same no matter if youre a dude or a lady. Yeah mom you have to pay more for a car than dad. No one treats my mom like this [announcer] is it a force of nature . Or a sales event . The summer of audi sales event is here. Get up to a 5,000 bonus on select audi models. Stephen here performing a medley from their new e. P. , please welcome wolf parade. cheers and applause why, in your cest la vie way did you cry, cry, cry while you were listening to a mixtape from your friends . Do you miss them in your cest la vie way . More than youd miss me if youd stayed in the hemisphere i asked you to return from . Or maybe you cant pull apart your brain like if theres a russian doll inside another russian doll you see it all in your cest la vie way so, i ill try to be a decent partner try to keep the teardrops off your face be kind enough to regard me in your cest la vie way in your cest la vie way in your cest la vie way in your cest la vie way headlights through my window at night white light on my baby all right but when she comes shes a stranger to me im lost in the Floating World in the Floating World in the Floating World if i was if i was careless careless with your heart and lines on lines on paper were made for only tearing apart im raised up like an animal raised up like a beast raised up like an animal staying up in this little room out the window flashing red and blue but i dont live here im an occupant i reside in the Floating World in the Floating World in the Floating World beyond this one beyond this beyond this beyond this one beyond this beyond this one cheers and applause stephen wolf parades new e. P. And the reissue of their debut album apologies to queen mary are available now. Fios is not cable. Were wired differently. So we wired the wagners house with 100 meg internet. Which means that in the time it takes mrs. Wagners car to arrive for the airport, she can use fios to download the movie up in the air to watch while shes. Up in the air. Thats the power of fiber optics. And right now you can get 100 meg internet with equal upload and download speeds, tv and phone for just 69. 99 per month online. Cable cant offer internet speeds this fast at a price this good. Only fios can. Stephen thats it for the late show, everybody. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready to have some fun feel the love tonight its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from juarez, mexico, give it up for your host the