Bedford. Thank you, god. Its her, right . How did she get back from europe too fast . Airplane. Its amazing. Dude, literally photos just came of her taking photos for victorias secret. She was giving parisians a full view a day ago, so is she stateside now . This is the sexiest video with no words we have ever done. She comes out of the deli. Were talking to her. Everybody thinks youre the most beautiful. Do you think anybody else is the most beautiful . Can you just blow me a kiss, to tmz. Oh, my god. Wait a second. That is not adriana lima . I trust dax. I thought it was her. She is always going to eat food, that is suspicious. It seems weird that she would blow a kiss . Yeah, because she is in urope. Youre going to get your badge back. Inspector dax. We took his badge and did an independent investigation against Public Policy and got it back. Inspector dax. Thanks random hot chick. Mark, how is it going, man . We got mark cuban, what do you think of bill gates on the forbes list . He said let me tell you a story. Bill gates stole my girl. That is an awesome story. Tell me. True, man, he had more money before. I found the story online. He says that he was at a party in the 1980s. I was with a couple of girls who were clearly out of my league. All of a sudden one of their friends comes over to us and says theyre leaving to party with a guy named bill gates saying he was worth 60 million. You would rather be gates than cuban . Theyre both amazing. Bill gates is changing the world every single day mark cuban, this is a really good show. Shark tank and locked up. Im sick of locked up. You got to go locked up abroad. Its the same things you got drugs in your [beep]. Same thing. Ass master thank you, mr. Cuban. Britney spears spent thousands of dollars on coke. No, thats lindsay lohan. Thats alleged. We kind of got off on the wrong foot here. Someone explain about brit. She is wheeling and dealing in the stock market. We got her portfolio for the year 2012. What we found will make you go yes. Last year she sold 574 shares of coke, but the bigger thing is she has no pepsi stock. No pepsi stock even show brit fam epsi back in 2001. You were the choice of a new generation or you were tasting the difference or whatever. More importantly she made 8 million off of pepsi as endorsing it. How am i to believe that Britney Spears truly likes pepsi when i was watching these commercials yes, picture a young harvey levin, say in his early 60s, backwards baseball cap rocking out to brit selling pepsi and it was all a lie. She has no idea what she had. Never touched it before. She may have people for that. What else is in her portfolio . She lost 640 on mcdonalds stock and about 1,200 on chipotle stock. Hope she is ok. What else . She is investing in john deere. Who are choosing these stocks. It sounds like the kids in fifth rade, i like tractors yes, she does manager her own portfolio. Shame on you, brit. Dont want to hear it. We got percy sledge in new york. What is happening, mr. Sledge. Everyone in this room knows his song. Does anyone know this song . Percy sledge wrote and sang when a man loves a woman. Your song, when a man loves a woman the best of all time. Thats his song. Thats his song. That, my friend, is Michael Boltons song. Its not Michael Bolton. Dont ever say Michael Bolton. No, no, no you give Michael Bolton credit for that, are you kidding me . Dont say that. We have the Michael Bolton version, do you worry when people cover his song, people will know them rather than you. He gave a weird compliment to himself. Myself, i can never do that again. He cant do it like he did that time. Michael bolton song, dude. Percy sledge is so much more awesome singing that song. Play that song. We can do both. When a man loves a woman thats not Michael Bolton . No, thats percy sledge. Hold on. When a man loves a woman [cheers and applause] horrible team bolton. Team bolton no. Thanks, sir. September 19, 2013, will be remembered as one of the saddest days ever. The guy who brought nintendo to the world died. Yes, exnintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi passed on thursday at the age of 85 years old. In other words, he will not continue, but, boy, did he have a great three lives. He had a great life, worth 2. 1 billion. More importantly, he brought joy to the entire world. He was the only person deciding on which video Games Nintendo was going to make back in the day. Everyone has their favorite including boardwalk empire star michael k. Williams. Did you play them when youre younger . Yes. What was your favorite . Donkey kong. Thats a hiroshi classic. Mario brothers. Epic. Contra was good. Was rio brothers 3 superior. Tetris. Ninja guys, the list goes on and we all have this mega man to thank. This guy was a genius. They should make his funeral fun. You walk in, beep, beep, beep, beep. They can release the ducks and shoot them and everyone can leave him flowers which you can pick up and get fireballs and then well show this special tribute video. Thanks for the good times. Man, rest in peace. Were waving the mario flag at half mast. How are you doing tonight . Good, thank you. Bobby brown, Ralph Tresvant both in new edition together. Is this is a sad story of a poor rose lady trying to do the right thing. You see ralph tresant giving her money. He goes on to the car and bobby brown and the women come out and the rose lady runs up. She is speaking in spanish. They dont know what youre saying . No, no, no, no. She is being so annoying. Oh, no. He comes up i bought them. Now in a moment of truth, what do they do . Oh, sorry. Ralph says he bought one flower for each of them. His wife is holding the entire bouquet. I think he bought the whole thing to make it up to her. Or he jacked that womans bouquet no. Why would you think he would steal them . [beep] give me them roses, now have a good night. Thank you. Coming up Brian Littrell from the Backstreet Boys, he sold his tiny little house. He does not live larger than life. Oh. I dont want it that way. Plus Michael Jackson from 2007 during a photo shoot, he eats it so hard in this video. He is like hiding in a hole in the wall. He goes back in time, michael. Go back in time. He gets blacker . [laughter] tmz brought to you by netflix. Coming up bruce jenner had some cancerous tissues on his nose. Its kris jenners fault. She is supporting him financially which is making him azy and goi successfulresents mega boy band mega mansions starring backstreet boy Brian Littrell and his maids quarters . I learned something yesterday. Brian littrell from the Backstreet Boys does not live larger than life. Oh, larger than life. Its not funny because its the name of a song. I figured they are all really ich. Its actually a fair way of putting it. Its not really a exactly. Back to the luxurious house that he sold for 1. 14 million. Its only 18 square feet. Is there a pool . You think they have room for a pool . No, the 1. 1 million house is a piece of crap. Thats not the point. Its the point its a back street boy, the most successful boy band in the whole history. You think its going to be enormous, thats the point. Why would it be enormous . It doesnt have to be enormous. Quit playing games with his pars. Oh, crap, its contagious. As for brian, congratulations on selling your kind of nice but standards wood Million Dollar home. Dont call it [beep]. Bruce jenner got another face surgery. He had some cancerous tissues on his nose. This is serious. He was out seen with all of these band aids across his nose. Everyone was wondering what the hell was going on. He had cancer again. About a year ago, he had a cancerous spot on the side of his face they had to remove. You know what the problem is . He has too much leisure time. Its kris jenners fault. She is supporting him financially which is it making him lazy and going golfing and now he has cancer. Thanks, kris jenner. Its a plausible theory. She is trying to kill that dude. Is that cancer with a k . [laughter] Michael Jackson has been dead for four years or alive for four ghost years depending on how you look at it. Now he lives again, not literally, because we have video of his very last photo shoot. Lets watch. Michael jackson go boom. Ok, someone explain. We got this video of Michael Jackson from 2007 during a photo shoot. Its awesome because he eats his so hard in this video. Geez, a fall like that could have killed him. Oh, right, sorry. So how did this happen to michael . A sheet of paper with all of these like holes in the wall and he is hiding through like this taking pictures. The camera guy goes go back in time, michael, go back in ime. His skin gets darker. Go back in time. He comes back and he is like me. The guy from the fabulous tmz tour now available in hollywood and new york, wait, you meant black. Back to m. J. He pokes his head back out hrough the hole like that. He comes back out and gives the thumbs up. Its the craziest video. Whats it for . It was for ebony magazine or Something Like that. How did he quality . Qualify . You set me up for that one. You were saving that one. Almost certainly. Michael, any last words . Hilarious. So, all right, Michael Jackson, we miss that sweet sound you make while falling down. One more time. We got iyanla vanzant. Iyanla. Iyanla vanzant. She is very famous. We finally got her. She had a talk show, now i think she is on oprahs network. I have seen the show. She talks to people and helps them out. Love your work. Thank you. Would you have any advice for lamar odom during his rough times. Pray. Thats not great advice. Why . Go to rehab and stop cooking crack. Is her show on anymore, is it still on own . All i can say is im not going to say it. Say it. It just seems odd to me. What seems odd . With a black channel, the word own is not what you want to call it. [laughter] i love your work. Coming up former nfl player Brian Holloway has a Vacation Home and a bunch of teenage children found out and had a giant party. They broke 10 windows and doors and got in the house. Break one and unlock the door, dummy. Theyre not smart kids. , dum. Theyre not smart kids. Next tmz, we thought this Backstreet Boys home was small and his life was bye, tmz online and on your hone 24 7. Whoa, yeah, check it out, former new England Patriots star Brian Holloway had the best party ever, but he wasnt there. And he didnt know about it. And he is it a facing lay lawsuit. Blondy, do that thing where you tell the thing. Brian holloway has a Vacation Home in upstate new york. Somehow a bunch of teenage children in that area found out that house was empty for the weekend. They broke in, threw a party and posted a bunch of photos on twitter and facebook of them in the house. These kids trashed it. They broke 10 windows and doors and got in the house. Break one and unlock the door, dummies. Theyre not smart kids. No, after brian saw the damage, he found the photos these kids posted online, he created his own website and reposted their pictures. Now to the crazy part. And now the parents, i guess are super pissed that he puts images of their children on the website. Theyre threatening to sue him for defaming their children. Because the parents are saying my kids are not going to be able to get into college because people know who they are. Now boo [beep] hoo. What about defamation. There is no defamation. S that ridiculous. At least half of those kids didnt know they were partying in a brokeninto house. Their names are in there because they went to a party on the weekend with everyone. Its possible. There is a bigger issue. Brian found evidence of meth and crack which he talked to us on tmz live. If we dont do something about this, these kids are going to continue on this tr its going to cost them their lives. He is concerned there is crack use among the kids. That his kids go to school with. He has an outstanding point. Im not going to argue against high school crack use obviously. Tmz, um, dont do crack. Thanks, brian. Party at brians house just kidding. Coming up we got Garcelle Beauvais. Which songs are guaranteed to get you on the dance floor . Wham. Which is obvious with this video. closed captioning and other considerations for tmz provided by you look amazing as always. We got Garcelle Beauvais, fancy from the jimmie foxx show. What song is guaranteed to get you on the dance floor . Wham. We had a whole dance party. Where . During the break in our office. Just now . Yeah, just now. You should view this video. Wake me up before you go go leave me hanging on like a yoyo wake me up before you go go i feel like i want to post this. Its on instagram. Already . Crystal. Aw i wanted to do it first. Im so embarrassed. I didnt know this was going to get out so she tagged me. Who is Garcelle Beauvais . [laughter] [captioning made possible by warner bros. Domestic television] dohh screams tires screeching [captioning sponsored by Fox Broadcasting company Twentieth CenturyFox Television and crispety, crunchety, peanutbuttery Nestle Butterfinger nestle makes the very best. ] bart ice cream at church . Im intrigued, yet suspicious. Wow, look at all these flavors blessed virgin berry commandmint, biblegum. Or, if you prefer, we also have unitarian ice cream. Theres nothing here. Exactly. One tower of babel, and build it to heaven. To heaven christ be with you. Mmm, hi, mm. Ive created the first intrabovine ice cream maker. 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