Kill me you got this. The only thing ive got is a blister in the space between my balls and my ass. Come on, jeff. Dont quit you can do it i cant. Yes, you can you can keep it up for a few more seconds panting im doing it im doing it its working im a maniac im a maniac attaboy. Dont go soft on me finish strong song ends whew. I was pedaling toward the light. It was so beautiful. My poppop was there. He was smoking his pipe. It smelled like cinnamon and cherries. Come on. Lets get you off this bike, jeff. Whos jeff . Boy, you really are out of it. Come on, well get you some water. Whoa, whoa, whoa youre still clipped in there poppop, help dont worry. I got you. I got you. Oh. Youre so strong. I feel so safe. That was so much harder than i thought. But you did it. Uh, well, yeah, thanks to you. Nice job, larry. See you thursday . You know it. I can see why you like these cycling classes. Wouldnt mind taking her on a tour de pants. chuckles thats funny. But i actually got a girlfriend. Hey, ive got towels at home. Doesnt mean im not taking a couple of these with me. No, lyndseys great. Oh. I know what its like to have a girl youre crazy about. I had a girl i would have killed for. You ever kill anybody, larry . Youre. Youre hilarious. Yeah, ii actually did dabble in standup comedy back in the 80s. Ii had this one bit about nixon working in a diner. I am not a cook. laughs the 80s . What, were you, like, five . phone ringing wow. There really is something about him. Uh, do you need to answer that . No, its just a work call. Wait. Does that say. Does that say billy joel . Oh, yeah, yeah. I manage musicians, so im trying to sign him, but ill call him back. Im talking to you. But hes a rock star. Rock stars arent so impressive when theyve had a bottle of white, a bottle of red and theyre peeing in your koi pond. What do you do, jeff . Oh, im just aa chiropractor. Just a chiropractor . Your hands heal. You know what these hands do . They roll over drummers before they choke on their own vomit. I make people fart when i press down on their backs. laughs hey, im gonna grab a smoothie. You want to. . Oh, i should probably head. My treat. Over to the smoothie bar with my new friend larry. I swear, i had that same shirt, too. Looks like were into a lot of the same things. Men. Hey. Whoa where were you . Lance armstrongs gay Halloween Party . Very funny. Wait. Is that a thing . Did you get invited . No. Where were you . Oh, i was at spin class with lyndseys boyfriend. Should i ask why or just wait to see it on 48 hours . I simply wanted to find out what hes got that i dont. Other than. Mental health, pride and his own underwear . Thats just it. He does have it all. I can totally see why lyndsey loves him. Heshes kind, hes generous, hes got a smile that lights up a juice bar. Andand the kicker is, he likes me. And did his smile light up when you told him you were plowing his girlfriend . No. Alan is plowing his girlfriend. Larrys friend, jeff, will be joining him in his luxury box at the laker game tomorrow night. laughs ii just have to cancel my plans with lyndsey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Youre telling me you would rather spend the evening in larrys box . Hey. Hey. Howd the acting class go . It was great. We did this improv exercise where i had to pretend to be high. I nailed it. Oh, uh, you know, in college, uh, ii did a little musical theatre. And the winner for the least surprising sentence ever goes to. Alan harper scoff if you will, but, uh, i actually starred in our production of cats. And the new winner for least surprising sentence ever. Okay, i will have you know that the campus newspaper said that my portrayal of Rum Tum Tugger was purrfect. Ive never seen cats. Youve never seen. . The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat. Well, if youre coming out of the closet, come out dancing. Men. Boy, this really makes you feel like a man, doesnt it . Basketball, cheerleaders, a crisp pinot noir. Theres beer in the fridge, too. What . And undo all that spinning . Oh, no. A second on the lips, a month on the hips. laughs did you ever do this gay character in your standup . Yeah. It was a real crowdpleaser. I, uh. I also do aa character whos really cheap. laughs hey, is everything here free . Even those shrimp . Nice. If i kept going, id say, hey, uh, can i get a togo container . Help yourself, you cheap queer. laughs hey, uh, can i get a togo container . laughs hope we dont end up on the kiss cam. Ive been told my kisses are like french fries. Cant stop with just one. laughs larry lyndsey, what a surprise lyndsey . Hey, sweetie. My plans fell through. Well, now you can meet jeff. Jeff, this is my girlfriend lyndsey. Hes always joking around. Get over here hi. Hi. So, this is the guy you were telling me about . Yes, uh, uh, lyndsey, was it . Uhhuh. Im sorry. I didnt catch your name. This is jeff. Jeff strongman. Strongman . Thats a unique name. Uh, itsits german. Uh, its actually pronounced strungmin. clears throat strungmin . Mmm. It almost sounds made up, doesnt it . Yeah, well, its not, so shut up. Sweetie, itits cold in here. I think i left a jacket in the car. Would you mind . Of course. laughs hey, i can trust you alone with my girlfriend, right . If you cant, then my names not jeff strungmin. door closes what the hell is going on, jeff . Are you trying to break me and larry up . No, i would never do that to larry. Then what are you doing here . I just. I wanted to figure out what larry has that i dont so that i could be more like him, and then youd come back to me. Look, i already have a larry. If you turned into larry, id have to find another alan. Really . Yes, you idiot dont you get it . No man has ever turned me on like you do. Its a gift and a curse. Shut up. Ill stop talking, but i wont stop. imitates buzzing no, stop it. imitates buzzing im still mad at you well, i dont blame you. I have been very naughty. Perhaps i should be punished. Lets go. What. . Wait. Where . Well do it in the bathroom. Seriously . Oh, yeah. Beats the hell out of the kiss cam. Men. Hey. Hey. How did the acting class go . I didnt go. loudly liar i talked to my friend, and he said you didnt go, so admit it i just did. I know and i wasnt prepared for that. I went to the first class, but it was lame. It doesnt meant that youre not gonna learn something from it. Do you think that i just said, oh, i have a software idea and im gonna sell it for a billion dollars the next day . I googled you. That is what happened. The point is, is that, ifif that hadnt happened, i would have been willing to work for it. Look, ii get it, but all this touchyfeely stuff just freaks me out. Half the reason i got into acting was so i could pretend to be someone else, not so i could spend time thinking about how i dont get along with my mom. And how i never knew my father. How im 25 years old and living in the guest room of a strangers house. sighs im sorry. I didnt mean to stir all this up. I just. And thats why i dont need acting lessons. You know what . If you dont want to help yourself, i cant force you. But the choices that you make today are going to affect you for the rest of your life. And as long as you live under my roof. Oh, god, kill me. Men. moaning is everything okay . Yeah. The only thing i can feel in your pants is the shrimp that you stole. Im sorry. Imim just nervous. Can you do this or not . I dont think so. I mean, what would larry say . Larry come on, jeff. Dont quit. What . I didnt say anything. Larry you can do it. Yes, you can. You know what . Maybe i can do this. Really . Larry attaboy. Dont go soft on me. Go, jeff, go. Oh, alan. Call me jeff. Men. Just want to say, i bundled home and auto with state farm, saved 760 bucks. Love this guy. So sorry. Okay, does it bother anybody else that the mime is talking . 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Turned out she was a lesbian, so i had a leg up. And when i put it down, i had an audition. Men. Oh. You have got to stop doing that. And you have to stop looking so pretty when you sleep. Okay, i heard it that time. It was creepy. You know what . I dont have to go anywhere today. Really . Yeah. Larrys got a friend picking him up at the airport. Oh, shoot shoot shoot captioning sponsored by cbs andwarner bros. Television and toyota. Captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org the images of the vice duesident trending on twitter ring the state of the union, an its snowing again. Anyone ready for spring . Well tell you what the next few hours will look like and what you can expect out of your morning commute. Were tracking more winter weather. Yello alert for snow. President obama said hes going to put his powers to work for the American People whether the congress likes it or not. It is the best part of any deployment, the reunion, a mother who had to serve in afghanistan surprises her daughter in alexandria. Im dave owens and ill have that heartwarming story. And a favorite 80s band is finally calling it quits. Good evening, Derek Mcginty is at the capitol tonight joining us with a breakdown of the president s state of the Union Address in a few minutes. First, the southeast and mid atlantic are in the grips of another major storm. Were getting some snow here but thats nothing compared to the beating the south are getting right now. A 20minute trip to atlanta took three hours, and in some cases, longer. The roads are too dangerous for busses and tonight kids are spending the night at school. Well have more on the situation down south but first lets talk about the snow starting to fall around here. Lets get to first alert meteorologist topper shutt. I spent some time in atlanta. Compared to atlanta, were tough in dc. The advisories have not changed, still east of i95 is where its been all night and where the focus of the storm has been in the southern sections of maryland and the northe neck. Winter weather advisory for georges county, calvert county, and st. Marys county. Got a report in culpepper, two inches on the ground but youre not technically under the advisory. A trace of two inches in the immediate area. Up toward frederick, very little, into southern maryland, two to four inches, and then the real bulls eye, which is crazy for the whole scheme of things, normally the more snowfall is north of town but not this time. Four to six inches could fall on the dell mar va. Va. Gulf coast, it sleeted and snowed all the way to the gulf of mexico today. Well zoom in now, a little area of moisture is pushing through the metro area. We still have a glancing blow with this storm thankfully it wont be a head on hit but most of the snow is broken out across the metro area. Well zoom in. The brighter the white, that is the stronger the snow, heavier the snow. Pretty good band between del city and manassas. In the immediate metro area, a trace to two inches. Well come back and tell you what it means for your morning commute and if anything is lurking behind this storm. Top, as we said, the snow is starting to come down here in dc and, of course, to the south of us. Mulla langy is in maryland tonight. We can definitely see that snow coming down where you are. Reporter we are in charles county, the southern portion of maryland which is getting it as topper just said. Its been coming down a little more than two hours here at a pretty steady pace. This pile right here is from last weeks snowfall, so some remnants of last week are still on the ground as this round starts to come down. It is beginning to stick and has been the last hour or so. This is the sidewalk not so much on the streets quite yet. Weve seen a plow truck or two come through here, certainly not a whole lot to clear just yet, but they will be out most of the night, out salting and plowing what they can. Same story in virginia. They plan on having plow trucks throughout that area clearing whatever roads they can, getting them ready for tomorrows morning commute. In fact, on the way up here leaving the district, we saw trucks prepping themselves to be really working throughout the night. Again, this area getting harder hit than pretty much the rest of our area. But you certainly still want to take precautions and be careful regardless of where you are in our area as far as your morning commute goes tomorrow, jan. You got that right. It is really coming down. Get back inside that van and get warm. New tonight, wisconsin avenue back in business finally after being called to a water main break today turning a stretch into wisconsin avenue into a slushy mess. To make repairs, crews had to shut down southbound lanes in bethesda for hours. A huge headache for commuters tonight though, the fix is finished, and all the lanes are back open. Our roads are nice and clear in most spots but the same cannot be said for the south. A state of emergency in georgia and five other states tonight. Several inches of snow have faen in atlanta leaving roads Union Address, derek is at the capitol for us. What did you think, d . Reporter there were not a lot of new big programs or big ideas in this speech. Instead, on a day where they were so focused on how the president might use executive orders to bypass congress all together, it was the tone of this speech that was surprising. For this state of the union at least, the bipartisan applause did not end with the grand president ial entrance. The president did mention his executive powers to bypass lawmakers, but mostly he went old school, preaching bipartisanship even in disagreement. When that debate prevents us from carrying out even the most basic functions of our democracy, when our differences shut down government, threatening the full faith and credit of the united states, we are not doing right by the American People. Reporter and on tax reform supporting Small Business to re the snow. Coast guard helicopters fired into the engine to stop the vessel. 45 pounds of cocaine on a speed boat, the street value close to 111 million. The seizure is one of the largest in the ports history. Buckingham palace is in urgent need of repair. They have buckets. This is the water coming through. A government report says other residences are falling apart too. Lawmakers say the Royal Households must either crack down on spending or find ways to make money. Hundreds of people from the military, law enforcement, federal agencies, and even Utility Companies are gathered with a single purpose, make sure the game goes off without incident. 6,000 more will be stationed around the stadium. It wouldnt be super bowl media day without at least one reporter dressed as a super hero. The broncos quarterback is back in the super bowl. This has been the Second Chapter of my career. 25yearold seahawks you cou wish [applause]. [cheering]. [screaming]. [sobbing] . Reporter there wasnt a dry eye in the house. The outcome of the game became moot. Jessica only played for one quarter but hey, who cares, this family has just reunited, and it feels so good. Mom was here tonight, and it was so special, and she just kept saying, i cant wait for my mom to get home, so just to be able to surprise her was just awesome. Reporter boy, the best part of deployment is always the reunion, jan. So youre wondering probably why no post game reactions from mom and daughter. Theres actually an ironic twist to this story. Jessica actually had an