Every night on fox sports 1 join our team for the must see highlights and commentary as they turn sports news upside down. Fox sports live. Tonight at 11 00 p. M. Eastern. 10 00 central. Only on fox sports 1. Are we going to see you on any regular basis on fox sports 1 . You know, a little bit. Obviously a big presence on foxsports. Com. Thom yep. Brian i still have my commitment to the nfl network. Its fun. I like what we are doing. A lot of energy and good commentary coming. Thom before we get out of here, i want to check in on the Power Rankings from some of the other divisions around the nfl as the texans are in hurryup mode. Well turn our attention to you want to talk about a mans division. N you better bring your helmet, pads and body armor in the afc north. Brian interesting. A lot of people wondering how far off the ravens will fall. Not far. Bengals should be poised to be the most consistent. Thom 20 . Brian cleveland is doing good things. God love them. Theyre lucky to be at 24. Thom you look around at the other divisions. Lets start in the nfc west. I think we all agree at least on paper, twohorse race. Brian i never thought these words would come out of my mouth. The top two teams out of the nfc west. Obviously with kaepernick, wilson. St. Louis is the wild card to me. Sam bradford. Its time to move it up. The arizona cardinals, i just dont know. That was a big loss for them to lose the first round draft pick. Cooper to a broken leg. Thom bruce arias taking over. Well look at the afc west. Second down catch. Is that the weakest division . Brian for most peoples money uh youre talking about the Denver Broncos at t the top. Maybe only second. Kansas city the wild card. In oakland, boy, still a lot. Mckenzie. Allan doing a good job. That was too deep of a hole to dig out of. Thom always competitive in the east. Brian you have to start with washington. New york. Does that 97 get them in the playoffs like the last two. Philadelphia, the chip kelly effect with michael vick. Can he not turn the ball over. They help you move philadelphia over in this ranking. Thom and last but not least the afc east. Brian do we have to . Thom i was saying the afc west was in the weakest division in football. Obviously they had a good team in denver. We know about the afc ea east. Brian they had a slam dunk at the end buffalo obviously an uphill battle. Boy, new york. This is going to be like a slow train wreck watching this thing unfold. I dont know what you do to start the season now. If you go with geno smith and it doesnt work out, can you go back to sanchez . If you go to sanchez how long before you pull the trigger and go with smith. This is a lot of oh moving parts. Thom i think the new england team will be interesting to watch. With all they have been through during the off season. Brian people are saying they need to run the ball better. They have 90 of their receptions from last year are no longer there. We dont know when he eel show up. They ran the ball good. They were 7th in the league in rushing. Not like they werent running the ball. They need more to help out. Thom 1 03 to go. A fourth down try. Keenan to keep the drive alive. The saints will take over on downs. That should pretty much seal the deal. September 8 the nfl regular season kicks off. A fox nfl sunday double header. The saints take on the falcons. Thats a huge week one game. Thats a divisional game. So, too, is minnesota. Taking on detroit. The 49ers and packers face off in americas game of the week. Check local listings for the games in your area. Brian i love those games. Teams that start with divisional games. Talk about setting the pace. We talked about minnesota with two divisional road games. The chance to make a big impact. San francisco and green bay staking the territory early. Who will have supremacy in the nfc in the early part. Atlanta and the new orleans saints. This is going to go a long way in terms of determining who has the upper hand starting the season. And tampa bay and caroline will be teams that cam newton get pushed behind last year with luck and rgiii and russell wilson. Colin kaepernick wasnt a rookie, but hes going to have an impact early on. Thom we hope you have enjoyed it. The next time well convene for the nfl on fox it will be the regular season opener. Two weeks from today. Thats the first sunday of the season. For brian billick, our entire crew, Thom Brennaman saying stay tuned. The entire cast of the fox football daily crew is coming up. Have a great sunday night. Well see you in a couple of weeks. [ male announcer ] well never know if somehow in some way we can affect the outcome of a game. But when the clocks winding down. And everythings on the line. We all believe. We all believe. Youre not made of money, so dont overpay for at insurance. Geico, youre not made of money, see how much you could save. 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See you on fox sports 1. doh. grunts thunder booming in this exciting strategy game, you amass resources timber, salt fish and wax to fund the syndicate to gain influence with the doges of venice. Doges . Why do we have to play this stupid game lisa likes . I dont like this game. Nobody likes this game. Even the kids on the box look bored. Theyre miserable. We have to do something until the storm passes. Now, just fill out these customs forms, and we can get started. gasps twister no whenever we play that, my elbow touches dads junk. No outside the house all screaming grunts grunting you live like this . Ooh, dear lord, if thy tornado must take me, please let it take me to oz. But dont let flanders be the scarecrow. gasps we made it, boy. yelping oh, my god. Oh, my god. This counts as a walk the tornado took old whatshisname. Im going after him. No, homie, its too dangerous. knocking on glass hey, homer, we were just doing a little storm chasing. Lenny, take us with you to find our dog. Its okay, marge, theyre professionals. What . cause they rented a van and taped an antenna to the top . scoffs not just any tape. Duct tape. Oh, all right. But im coming with you to make sure no one does anything stupid. Dont worry, marge, we bought a ton of safety gear from a highlyrespected Storm Chasers widow. gasps its not what youre thinking. He died of a heart attack. Yeah, 80 feet up in the air. Behold, the awesome nonsense of nature. Okay, the tornado that took your dog looked like an f3 moving westerly. I guess you do know your weather. Ha that means a lot coming from such an attractive woman as you. Id say shes prettier than a surface hoar. Hey surely, you didnt misunderstand my usage of surface hoar. The sublimation of ice crystals thats colder than a frost point. Maybe. Look, you guys obviously know about weather, but i understand something much more predictable women. What women really want is a guy whos confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know shell still love him. Ill tell you what women really want a man who can hold a note the longest. That is the stupidest. One, two, three, go. all holding single note all continue holding note homer, you do not have to compete with your friends for me. I would never do that. resumes vocalizing enough with the singing. all stop vocalizing fine, but i swear, i will win you back from lenny. nado ooh. Its like gods vacuum cleaner. laughing were cutting it kind of close. Not to worry were safe in the van. Anyone want their seat warmer . gasps its gone. Help me, god. What is it im paying you for every sunday . marge screaming can. Always use. A good babysitter. I was just 27 years from retirement oh, my god, the twister got carl, my best friend in the world. I can barely remember what he looks like. He was a black guy, but his voice sounded like a white guy. Hey, excuse me for wanting to fit in. And here comes santa little helper. Homie, we made it. both scream oh, my god. Nelson ha ha youre trapped in there good. Once again, the big banks stick it to the little guy. both grunting come on. Are you pushing . Yes, it wont give. sighs i dont know if were going to be able to get out. squeaking what are you writing . Maybe the last words ill ever write. Oh. Lenny, you calling for help . Let them have their moment. [ laughter ] [ beeping ] [ laughs ] [ siren wailing ] [ male announcer ] theyll see you before you see them. Cops are cracking down on drinking and driving. Drive sober, or get pulled over. Well, i hear, theres this orchard. Where Michael Bolton serenades the trees. Its called boltonizing. It creates the juiciest flavors in the world. Okay. [ female announcer ] starburst. Unexplainably juicy. Kent brockman here at deaths revolving door. Police have arrived on the scene after having fled the state at the first sign of the storm. Bulletproof, as i somewhat suspected. But dont you worry, were having a very expensive crane brought in from shelbyville. What is this, a bird . Its a bird known as a crane. And it got very sick on the way over. Well, our top priority is making sure that bird gets well. Hey hello as for you, your only hope is this glass cutting guy from the hardware store. You guys want to come out in a plain circle or a kind of a rosette shape . Just cut the glass. Everybody wants it done yesterday. chuckles groans wiggum uh, now were ordering some lunch. Uh, want to go halfsies on a pizza . Fyi, that means you get one slice. Okay, wise guy, you get to pull out the two corpses when were done. Except for the face full of glass when the door finally collapsed, he did a pretty good job. Found another one. It was so scary thinking something might happen to you guys. Mom, i am so glad youre alive. Were you worried about me, boy . Sure. Why not . stammers angrily clearly, the boys in shock. chuckling oh, yeah, im a wreck. Stop being blase. Never now, i know you kids are scared by what happened, but its bedtime. Just go into your dark rooms and shut your eyes. kids groaning homie, if we did both die, weve never named guardians. The kids could end up wards of the state. Connecticut . No, our state. screams okay, youre right. Its hard to imagine anyone else bringing up our kids, but i think the choice is obvious my dad. Oh, youd let me have another chance after the way i screwed things up with you . Eh, good point. Well find somebody else. Yep, youre a big bag of blubber soaked in worthless juice. I got it, dad. Why i married you ill never know. Oh, yeah . The tornado was more of a father to me than you. Okay, how about my brother . Hes rich. beep over answering machine hi. Youve reach herb powell. Im poor again. startled grunt theres really only one choice, or should i say two identical choices . Sugar . Oh, how very kind of you. Im not giving our kids to these gravellyvoiced super hags. One lump, please. Homer, my sisters adopted ling, and shes doing great. Weve been tigermothering her. Ling, music time. Ling, floor routine. More syncopating. Stick the landing and no resenting us ever. Thats some impressive flutenastics. Shut up you cant praise her. Shell think shes smart and slack off. Then all our loving would be for nothing. Mmm, maybe wed better go. Didnt you want to ask us something . Goodbye forever. whispering help me. I think its time to go off family. Kirk luanne and i have gone through some rough patches, so to be seen as stable enough to raise your kids, well, it would be an honor. You know what else would be an honor . Having a husband who asks my opinion before inviting in three more mouths he cant feed. Hey, luanne, you always asked me what i saw in vicky at the walgreens. Well, ill tell you what i saw not you you told me you didnt even know her name. Well, thats her name, okay . Brandine let me get this straight. We have 17 kids, and you want us to take three more . Anything new that wanders into this house winds up in the stew pot. Hey, im so sorry, but we just adopted a baby. Give me back my pants. Ive got to get back to my unit. Someones cranky. All right, marge, maybe were being a little too choosy about who our kids spend the rest of their lives with. Well take what we can get. gasping uhoh. I wonder if word has gotten out that were looking for guardians. grunts, growls ah go go tires squealing beeping people screaming people screaming people screaming dog howling people screaming hums, grunts dr. Hibbert chuckling airplane flying overhead all right, the coast is clear. relieved murmuring wait a minute, i live here. Aw. [ man ] she yours . Yeah. My first. Congratulations, shes beautiful. Oh, shes so sweet. Thanks. Your applewood pulled pork with extra pickles sir. Ahh, she is perfect. 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Only ford gives you ecoboost fuel economy aa whole lot more. Go further. Where are we going . And why are we wearing our good clothes . With name tags on them. Kids, theres nothing to worry about. walrus barking but were looking at replacements for your mom and me if we should fail to die together as a family. Oh, i see. You guys are trying to find a couple of saps to take us when dad has a coronary in the dead of night, rolls over and crushes mom. This is not that, and that smartalecky attitude is exactly why no one wants you. Homer, dual incomes, no kids at 2 00. gasps ooh. Okay, ill nudge them with the car. Well get a whole meet cute thing going. gasping aah what the hell are you doing . Keith, relax. Look at those adorable children. Hmm, i think i hear a slight accent. Midatlantic. gasps thats where they filmed the wire step on it tires squealing this is a pretty important decision. How about asking that japanese guy who set the world record for eating hot dogs . Hes like a successful version of dad. groans maybe we should just give up for now, have some fried clams and collect sea glass. Wait, what about that couple . They look pretty cozy. Thats moe and a bag of garbage. Boy, cats sure breed a lot. meowing yells why would you do that to me after i thought about feeding you . grunts mmm. laughing whoa, look at that guy. Yo, im mav. Wow, a mans stomach can be flat . Its one of the, like, awesome side effects of being a pro surfer. Wow. Someones smitten. Whoa, way to shralp the crispies, babe. My wife, portia. Another surfer . Environmental lawyer. sighing and in my free time, i prosecute Record Companies who withhold royalties from elderly blues musicians. sighing continues grunting um, why dont we discuss it over dinner . Discuss what . Things that youre desperately missing from your life that you never knew you needed. Cool. See you at 6 00. birds cawing so, surfing is really your job . Yeah, i earned a couple million on the tour last year. Just for standing on a thing . Mmm. Wow. Your house is perfect. No sharp corners, no unsafe balconies, a cool grandpa. I love two things shutting up and giving away money. Ooh, thanks, dad. Whats that stone around your neck . Its a promise stone. It signifies that if i ever get to be a burden, i just jump in a volcano. Wow. I assumed the jackson five were the only perfect family, but now i see theres another. Princeton, b. A. , oxford, m. A. I smell a rhodes. No, i turned it down because cecil rhodes was such a racist. sighs uh, say, listen, portia. How would you and mav feel about. Um, swinging . Uh, with you guys . Uh, seems like my husband would be getting the much better deal. No, no, no. Ii meant pushing kids on swings. Give me a minute to get some images out of my mind. Okay, take whatever time you need. I just want to know if youd like to be their guardians. Wow. Wow, thats quite an offer. This is so fast. Its so hard to get to know a child after just one day. I. All you need to know is im a politeness monster who eats please and farts thankyous, maam. Im exactly the kind of kid hes pretending to be. belches hmm. Babe, when a killer wave hits, you cant spend your whole life deciding if you want to drop in or not. It just might be the most righteous tube we ever shot. Man, you sure can talk surfer talk. Okay, well give some serious thought to taking them. Maybe this will help you make up your mind. Its empty. You never know when you might want to mail something. Homie, its been a wonderful day, but do you think maybe were moving a little too quickly . Worrywart marge. You dont look a trojan horse in the mouth. laughter but we know so little about them. I swear to you, marge, when i have the time, i will google them both. Its all good, brah. Hey, wheres bart . Oh, uh, well, he wanted to be here, but im going to decrease the volume of my voice and mumble so you cant really understand what im saying, and ill just keep doing it until the subject. Your father says i need to keep you lashed to the mast for five more arrrs. Is that arrrs or hours . Both. Great. And now my dad can notarize. I still have my uses. Mmhmm. Name another. groans well, i must admit its a relief to get that taken care of. Now i can finally complete my bucket list. chuckles homer, marge, we have a favor to ask. Too late you already signed oh, wait, theres one more. Suckers oh, wait, youve got to initial this. Checkmate. chuckles listen, homer, we just wanted to know if we could borrow the kids for a weekend at our ski house. We thought they could pick out their bedrooms. A whole weekend . I dont know. Hey, if they can watch them for the rest of their lives, they can certainly do it for a weekend. I guess. As long as we dont make it a habit. Marge, no indulgence of mine ever becomes a habit. Do you have to do that in front of people . It helps me write. Just the two of us we can make it if we try just the two of us just the two of us marge, this has been great couples time. The one thing people with kids desperately need is no kids. Well, at least we have time to get the pets christmas presents. I dont like the way they just rip the paper off. Santas little helper, my ass. gasps hmm . gasps my god. They want to steal our kids. No one steals my kids, except me, from that theme park jail that i never told you about, except i guess i just did. Were all caught up now. Lets go. Weve just topped our quarter pounder with even more bold new taste. You love bacon. We added thickcut, applewood bacon to our new quarter pounder blt. Now more than ever, theres something for everyone to love at mcdonalds. [ male announcer ] theyll see you before you see them. Cops are cracking down on drinking and driving. Drive sober, or get pulled over. Its a reality check. I had my reality check when id be sitting there with my friends who had their verizon phones and id be sitting there like mines still loading i couldnt get email. I couldnt stream movies. I couldnt upload any of our music. Thats when i decided to switch. Now that im on verizon, everything moves fast. With verizon, i have that reliability. Im completely happy with verizon. Verizons 4g lte is the most reliable and in more places than any other 4g network. Period. Thats powerful. Verizon. Get the nokia lumia 928 for free. Marge it all makes sense now. Thats why they took our kids so quick. Like all childless couples, they troll the beaches waiting for the egglayers to wander off from their young. Shes gonna raise three kids without wrecking that perfect figure. Oh, yeah, man. groans dont worry, marge. Well get them. Unless we die on this icy mountain road. Then theyve won forever. Homie, i just had a horrible thought. chuckles women and their horrible thoughts. What if they are better for the kids than us . Marge, let me set your mind straight about something. That spectacular young couple is definitely better for the kids, but those kids are ours, because we made them by accident. And now were gonna take them back because we love them, especially now that weve had a little time apart from them. crashing, groans ive got a bone to pick with you. Then an apology to make. Then we Exchange Insurance information. Then more bone picking. Homer, marge, i understand your anger, but your kids are more awesome than the breaks at waimea. Those better be good breaks. Honestly, we fell in love with them, and it just seemed like you guys didnt really want them. Sure, you wanted the fun parts, but do you want to go to their Little League games and recitals . We totally have. Like clockwork. Well, im glad someone has. Look, before anyone says anything else, how could you possibly think you could get our kids . It happens more than you know, marge. Im a lawyer; hes a surfer. That combinations pretty unstoppable. Bart well, im afraid that we dont want to be with anyone but mom and whoever she chooses to be with. Portia, youre the woman i dream of becoming, but mom is my mom. Fine, but youre leaving a gap in our lives that can only be filled by foreign travel, sleeping late and gourmet food. You guys lock up. Were going to bali. groans again. Weve won flatly whoohoo. Kids, your father and i have decided were not in such a hurry to get you guardians. Instead of concentrating on dying, were going to concentrate on living. If you call this living. Why, you little. choking, grunting i do call this living. Living the way kids in india can only dream of. There is nothing like your biological family. Captioning sponsored by 20th Century Fox TelevisionFox BroadcastingCompany Brought to you by ford. Go further. Captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org homer, lenny and carl holding single note lenny and carl coughing homer continues holding note homer i win. Lenny win what . Homer i forget. Shh doh tires screeching grunts belches announcer its been a brilliant day of womens tennis, with petrevkova narrowly edging mashakova. We take you now to doubles action between pavlyuchenkekavilnikova and strakovamishtnupetrateva. laughs to me, its legs versus boobs. Homer what the. . Change the channel . But im watching softcore tennis. Both kiya karate monsters what the hell is that . Its our favorite show. Mom said we could watch it. Did she really say that . Are you gonna walk upstairs and ask her . thunder rumbles no. theme song playing narrator from a shaolin monastery in darkest transylvania come helpful hellspawn. With homicidal honor, they rampage for peace. Kiya kiya kiya you like this now . What about planet jackson and the earth brigade . Bart dad, we dont watch that show anymore. Its for babies. 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