Allowance in this country, today. It is pretty high. Back to School Season is upon us and that means kids, they are leaving home. How one mother sums up what so many parents feel around this time of the year. We promise it will make you laugh. One of the comment taiters in rio at olympics gets all these lanes confused and screams out wrong winner. On h, in the mens 200meter. It turned out to be funny except for the guy who came in, second in reality. So lets see the beach. Yes. You have to do it, with the ocean and water, and you can hear it. Yes. So, we know it will be this book. New york times best selling author lisa scotto theline joins us, good to see you. Good to see you. So glad to be back. Where do you live. Malvern, pennsylvania. Malvern. Yes, sir you are so successful. I am you have 182 books out is that right. Yes. One a month. Latest one is call damage, story of mike jerricks life. It comes out what next tuesday. Yes. What is it about. Woman fighting for justice for a ten yearold in the philadelphia a school system. Is this based in reality it could be real but fiction and then things take a deadly turn and she has to fight for his life. Geese. Dramatic. You are tough. You will have a book signing. I know barnes and noble is at 18th and walnut. That is going to be at noon today. No, next tuesday or sometime next week. Look at my web site. It is not noon today. It is august 19th. Yeah, 19th. A week from today. Yes, Something Like that. Barnes and noble at 18th and walnut and main street in exton at 7 00 p. M. That same day, that friday. Yes, right i work hard. She works hard for the money. Yes. Churning out those books. Shes big now. She has even appeared at a costco on allendale road in king of prussia. How dare you, i love costco. Everybody loves costco. You know how long it took me to get my books sold in costco like maybe 20 years. Really. It is exclusive. So could i buy this book in bulk like maybe get 50 of them. You can buy like 75. Get it on a pallet and take it all home and give it to people. That is also on that sunday she will travel to willow grove at 4 00 p. M. At barnes and noble in willow grove so you can pick up that damage by Lisa Scottoline. You are rich. Not enough. Are you married. You are rich. He is so bad. He is so bad. Im a independent woman who makes my own living. Yes, that is right. Independent woman. Yes. Is that what it sound like. What song is that. I know the song. Yes. He knows songs. He never can get melody right so we cannot get what you were trying to do. I knew beyonce was involved. Lease, i have told you a thousand times not to do this, three things you should never do. Dont ever text a naked picture of yourself to anybody. Dont ever sing the National Anthem at a public event because it is a hard song to thing. Never throw out first pitch at Major League Baseball game. You are going to do that. I told you never to do it. August 20th im throwing out first pitch for the phillies. I know, right. Ladies night. It is ladies night and im feeling all right. Owe why i it is ladies night oh, what a night. Is that cool and the gang. Yes. Okay. Not to jinks you or anything but i told you not to do anything. Why not. Because, watch this. 50cent. Do you see that. I can do it. I have been practicing. I bought a glove. Snoop talkg did it and this is how it turned out. The ceremonial first pitch. It can always go wrong. Just a little bit outside. And beiber dit, justin beiber, a young man. Really. Lets see. Come on beiber. He has his shirt on. You could do what i do and just move up as close as you can. Yes. What did you wear. Wilmington blue rocks so i wore jersey or a top, wilmington blue rocks. I have to cover up. I just wore jeans. Im so nerve us dont ever do it. Wilmington blue rocks nice that they asked me to do it. It is a huge honor. Hey di, is she in the building . Somebody gave me a baseball. Here it is. I looked it up, it is cool and the gang you are right. Okay, lisa. Oh , no. We have to practice. What do i do. You are on the pitchers mound. All right. The heck with you. Go down stand down there. He is so boss i. How far sit. 60 feet. 60 feet 6 inches. That is what she said. Dont forget the 6 inches. Im the catcher. You dont have have a glove. I dont need no glove. Im shake you you off. So, what did i tell. Rethinking this. I hung that rock. It goodies that we are practicing now so we can get it together by the time it is to go down. Im very excited. That was 40 feet. These gentlemen. Thank. He always is. Well. You have one child. Yes, one child. Daughter. Any other personal questions. I will lie about my weight. How do you weigh. 115. How tall are you. 5foot seven. Are you buying any of this, is any of this selling. So, did you give your daughter an allowance when she was growing up. No, i fed her. That was the allowance. Yes. I fed and watered her and that was her allowance. Watered her like a plant. I get your point. You give her room and board why does she need extra love. And endless love, and there is no price for love. Exactly. Isnt that another song endless love. My even less love. Diana ross. Why does it all sound the same. I dont know what it is. Let me bring this up here. I saw this National Survey the average survey, the average now that children are getting in this country for their allowance, 40 a week. Forty dollars. That is a lot. They have a good agent. What are they spending on when you are young. Junk. Well, they say their dos and donts when giving an allowance. Start paying your kid an allowance at the age of seven, and do it, weekly not monthly but dont pay your children pocket money in return for performing chores because that is where it all started. You clean are house, room, no, dont do that. Do tell them, where money is coming from, fresh from mom and dads pocket. Teach them value of money and go dollar for dollar with them if they cannot afford something but want to save up for it. A reward. Okay. Dont cancel their pocket money, if they behave badly. That is weird. No, you should. Yeah. Take it away. Take it away, man. That is currency. Take the currency away. What was the other stat. The other stat. Make them pocket money, hand over a formal event, i have no idea what that means. Rather than just Bank Transfers so your child sees physical money. Handing it over give them to them. Who gives a Bank Transfer to their kids. That is also true. So random. Never give them an advance on the allowance. I remember my parents made me get an account when i was young to manage money. I dont remember how young. I was pretty young to be having it. There wasnt anything in there but a dollar here and there. What do they give you now a week. They dont give me anything. What is with the money questions. I know. Because im broke. So you dont believe in allowance. No, she needed something would i get it for her. She was a great kid. You make a good point. You have to learn to deal with money. How to save, to save, not buy so much on credit. When i first got a job and credit cards, man, i was up there. Yeah. Terrible. This is free. No. Pay yourself first, and put it in savings and Everything Else and then, leave some for church. My daughters went off to college, jessica went to ucla. First day on campus is there dudes from master card and visa giving away card with 3,000 on it. She ripped right through them. Hey, dad they gave me 3,000 at ucla. That is just airport they give you teddy bear. That is a a cute teddy bear. Yes. Cute little gift. Yes. I like that. Do you think there is a point in giving allowance at all, should we just scrap them all together. I never gave my kids an allowance. You didnt either. No. If i wanted something there was one teddy bear i wanted and it was kind of expensive. My kids say if you do enough chores and do all this stuff we will pay you certain things. Give us a proposal. What you want to do and we will tell you how much you will get and raise enough money, then you can get it. Did you get the bear. Yes, after a month and a half. Do you still have the bear. I still that have bear. Is it a gund bear. No, it was a big ty bear, but wasnt your typical beanie baby, it was really nice, nice bear. Limited addition. What is weird is, it was just delivered last week. I was so worried, because i was trying to raise all this money, little bits at the a time. I thought it would be gone by the time i got there. Work, work, work. Yes, i was working. Let me take you back Lisa Scottoline when i was a collogue and im ten years younger then my brother tom. That is it. Im sorry, go ahead. There is a log cabin. There is a log cabin. Horse and buggy. Yes. So were all around the dinner table and tom is leaving to go to college st. Louis university. So he leaves. The next night at dinner he is no longer at the dinner table. I have seen my mother cry twice through the whole life. She cried because tom wasnt at the table, my brother. That was always her favorite. It was her first child. She wept and then ran in the bathroom. The other time i saw her cry, she went downstairs and the bend dixon was a washing machine and there was should all over the floor. That is touching. The first part was touching. The second not so much. Im from philly. So you believe crying over her son was more important then washing machine. Very touching were you there and she cried. I can identify. I can tell you this ten years later when i then went off to college there were no tears. Was there laughter. There was a Party Balloons that fell from my dining room ceiling. No. This is season when you send off to kid and tears of joy. One mom jumps for joy at most relatable back to school photo of all time. She had opposite of my mom, shes thrilled that these kids are going back to school. Look at her. Her name is keisha. Jumping in the air. Lot kids. Shes from alabama. Yeah, this is her summing it up how parents feel. Happy back to school kids i will miss yall. Share me with other parents who need a good laugh. That is her back to School Celebration photo from last year. She does it every year. Look at the kids, shes not pleased. What does she have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven kid. Shes been jumping around. Im not a fan of this honestly. I love my kid and love to spend time with her and now shes 30 and i still do. Sometimes we relax, read a book, live their lives. Only child thing, yes. That is true. So i know, this is a thing when i was in college when i went off to miss sue, they packing up my dorm, putting everything together unpacking and then when i decided to go i met new friend in the dorm. They are like okay, this is it, we are about to drive off. I was like hey we are going to the dining hall are you coming or not. I looked at my parents and my new friend and my new parents and i said all right, bye. I walk off. I didnt even drive off left. I felt upset. We were so excited. So then, in typical alex fashion, anytime they would come to miss sue after that, because they would come a lot, because i felt so bad about the fact that i walk off, so i would run off the car down the street, no, no, dont leave me and i would cry and bang on the window, oh, my god mommy, even to this day ill go out when they are leaving in philly and i will stand them and watch the car turning around the corner, mommy, good bye. Yes. Lack taiting as they say mommy. Lack taiting. Look at you. I feel bad about it. They get excited. Do people come to visit, they are there for the weekend, do you have to take them to their car and say good bye or can you just let them leave. What do you mean if you are the house and you have to walk them down to put the stuff in the car. Dawn sit in the living room and say see you later. You walk them to the car, is what wrong with you. Yes. You dont walk people to their car. Yes. You give them a hug, make sure they have water, a bit of food. Yes. See you. I would for weekend when you hear that door close and hear their car drive off. Yeah. Yes. See you later we are three miserable human beings. So our friend Kevin Mccarthey is in washington d. C. , he is our movie critic. He tells us what we should sianni not see over the weekends. Heres a new movie called petes dragon. Okay. Im not sure what pete is dragging but heres petes dragon. So, kevin, lisa is here with us and alex is here and as you can tell im somewhat here. Petes dragon is that a remake. Mike, alex, lisa, good morning. Reimaging of the 1977 disney animated classic. It was a live action film mixed with hand drawn animation this new film starring Robert Redford and Bryce Dallas Howard. This young boy pete his parents were killed and becomes an orphan and lives in the forest and becomes friend with the dragon named elliott. Beautiful story. Incredible with cgi. Special effects on the dragon are phenomenal. They have put fur on him. It almost seems like he is a dog in the sense in the way he moves. Anybody with a pet can relate to that. Cool thing is Bryce Dallas Howard saying to get eye lines correct in the movie, they added 25foot inflatable dragon to blow up so they can look up in the skies and have their eye lines correct but i give it four out of five. Robert redford is a nation. I interviewed him. The eye will put it on my twitter at Kevin Mccarthey tv. I asked him hard hitting journalism question has he ever had pull newmans own salad dressing. Find out on my twitter if you want to find that. Would i like to hear. That i will go watch that. Of course, paul newman and Robert Redford worked together in one of the most famous movies ever, sun dance kid. Yes. And, the sting. What is fun bye that question, mike, he literally, he was in the restaurant once and someone mistook him for paul newman. I love your salad dressing. It is one of the funniest things ever. Next time we will actually play it so we can enjoy it. Yes. Anyway. This next one i saw you posting about this last night. Sausage party. Excuse me. What is the name of it, sausage party. Umhmm. Yes. Mike. You are the first personally thought of when i saw this film the other night. Thank you. Because this is why. It could be a good thing. Because mike, mike, i feel like mike shares my sense of humor. We have the very same sense of humor. I feel like this hoff i is one of the most those provoking yet one of the most hilarious films i have ever seen in a long time. Seth rogan plays a sausage and in love with the bun played by kristin wig and it is about horror that food experiences when it leaves the Grocery Store and they are eaten and killed by human beings. The movie has an interesting social commentary on life, but it is also one of the most rhawn muchyr rated films i have seen in my life. I was sitting in the theater, my fiance was sitting next to me and shes says this is crazy thing i have ever seen and im dying laughing with tears coming down my face. Im telling you right now wait until you see the final sequence of this movie, you have ever never seen anything like it in my life. It is seth rogan. It is sausages in the bun. Thought provoking. Doesnt really come to mind with sausage party. That is the brilliance, of that, it comes off as this stupid idea but they actually touch on everything happening in the world today. It is very smart. It is like good day philadelphia. Stupid idea but somehow it works. Really good. Trains and tunnels. Does your fiance like it, you said she was sitting there looking at you. No kid whatsoever, only parents to see this movie or adults, do not take your kid to see it. Random segway. He didnt hear me. Bye kevin, thank you. All right. Bye guys hell or high the what ther with jeff bridges is good, four and a half out of five as well. A guy named bridges would be called hell or high water. What kevin, sorry. I will tweet out that Robert Redford answer Kevin Mccarthey on twitter if you want to see what he says about eating paul newmans salad dressing. Explain to me something that the young people say. Am i the young people. Well. My name is alex and i represent the young people. You are representing all young people. They didnt vote for me to hold this position but i have. Thank you. Something called beach hack jen fred in ac. No, jen will do it. Okay. We are doing some beach hacks, john thomas forgot his sunglasses so look at my hand, perfect beach hack, we will talk about ways to make the beach more comfortable. Do you think is there a live baby in the baby bucket . Tweet me . Is there a real baby in the baby bucket. I dont know. We will find out. Its a Pretty Simple question is pat toomeys agenda your agenda . Toomey voted seven times to defund planned parenthood. He even tried to shut down the federal government in order to eliminate funding for planned parenthood. And toomeys against a womans right to choose and supports overturning roe v. Wade which would allow states to criminalize abortion. Pat toomey hes focused on his own agenda, not us. Majority forward is responsible for the content of this advertising. The. Hey, 9 25. Lisa scottoline is having a definition of the hack. Short cut. Would you like to be the new representative, of the middleaged generation, close to death generation. No, you have taken over for the young people. Are you throwing me out. No, please, no, no. Jen is going to show you how to have a better time at the beach. She cannot forget certain stuff. Hi there jen. Hi guys, good morning. Hi everyone. They have all been waiting on tv. We will begin with john thomas hack. He has his moms sunglasses, looking good. Yeah, looking good. One of the things that tracie said, our producer, when she gets her towel situation set up. She then with a shovel will draw a line, from this blanket all the way to the the water so that the kidney how to get back. Do you think that would be a good idea. Yes. We have rudy people in ocean city, family, playground. What is up, baby. We have speaking of baby we have a we will live baby. We have a fitted sheet. All four corners are being held up, so flipped up, so that there is no sand the sheet. Before the break i asked, i mean america is dying to know, is there a baby in the bucket . Ladies and gentlemen is there a baby in the bucket. Yes. Who is that. Jacqueline. Who is that. My baby sister. That is good. This is my way of keeping sand off of me, shes so adorable. You have a beach idea. Keep a towel over your head so you do not get sand in it. Great eye tea. Other thing we want to talk about lindsey, you will she us another beach hack. If you do not have a dry bag. You have a little show and tell. So, they say put it in a plastic bag but you might want to put it in the back with noodles and rice because that will absorb some of the water. Now, put the bag back down. Someone might walk right by this blanket because they only look at this blanket. Is there a little baby diaper sitting on the blanket. But matt as we lift it up, what is in the diaper. A wallet. Do you see. So that is another way to keep your valuable safe. Do you have any beach hacks. No. No do you want to say hi to your friends. Hi friends. No like lets go carroll. Lets go carroll but were in the really friends. Go away. These kids, they just wake up, they need some sugar or something. Thank you guys. You did the best. Im sorry, you did the best. Bye, guys. We will go on a tube now. Why note love u. S. A. Shirt, so cute. Yes. Those are darn cute kids. Big carli lloyd fan here, huge. Going to be a soccer star. Good idea, i like that idea. Put fitted sheet. Upside down so the sand doesnt go, and then you lie on the sheet. Yes. Yes. You need to dot sheet and towel on top of the sheet. Good idea. Yes. Im not a big fan of the sand at the beach. Then you dont go to the beach. Not much. Im shore of a pool guy. You dont get that sand all over your crouch. Why would it be in there. It goes every where. When you are four. I go to nothing but nude beaches that explains a lot. That is why i eat health toy get fit and all ready to go. That is why i asked roberta. Yes. He likes the way he feels his self. Yes. Do you like. She is the queen. Who. Beyonce. Please, me and my daughter. Yes. I necessity mike was there. Never like it. It was, 45,000 women, and me at the beyonce concert. Fellows if you smart, women follow beyonce then follow women. Be there and be em one of the only men there. It just makes sense. They are together women and they are smart, independent and they can probably dance. You would too. Who would cheat on beyonce, honestly. Are you buying. Thank you. You show me a super model, i will show you a guy okay, stop. What is wrong with you. We will go to commercial break. I will have an Olympics Party over weekend inviting people in and we will watch track and field events. I want to feel like were in brazil. Lets meet a brazila, robertabrasito is here and she will cook up food we will have from our brazil party. Yes. What is that. We will explain. Im Hillary Clinton and i approve this message. How do we make the economy work for everyone . Hillary clintons plan starts here. By making big corporations and those at the top finally pay their fair share in taxes. And those companies that move overseas . Shed charge them an exit tax. Then shed use that money to make the largest investment in creating good paying jobs since world war ii. Millions of jobs. You can read the plan here. The girls are close by. Ahh here, essentially, our friends, roberta. From home make delicious. Com. Also, from brazil. Brazilian, no, im brazilian, born in brazil. I came here when i was about a year old. Is that right . Do you love brassy . I do love brazil, i do. My parents are there, yes. Oh, have you been watching the old i am becomes, getting nastolgic . I miss brazil a lot, like the culture, the music, the food, beautiful place, i was telling mike, ive been twice to rio, and it is my favorite place to visit, just amazing. Everybody so laid back, everybody friendly. Get so hot, everybody just walks over to the beach, copa cabana beach, just stand in the water for like five deep. Everybody is smoking hot. Yes . Ridiculous. Here is how i do this segment. So ill have little Olympics Party over the weekends, inviting friends over, and i want to have authentic brazil yan food. Like appetizers . Yes. What you have is like dull and brown. Well, we have to open it. A surprise inside. Oh. Another thing to make this more entertaining, your children are here, common in here, just stand and be cute, thats all do you have do. You stand here. Then, lonnie, youre here. Just stands right there, dont move. All right, so first we start with this. Excuse me . Kind of reminds you like a pot pie. Okay . With chicken inside. So, it has like a pie crust to it. Okay . Now, we love hot sauce and everything, so you would open it. This one, should i pop it open . Pop it open. We use salve ron, kian, Different Things inside the chicken. Saute it. Take a bite, mike . I will. You need hot sauce. Do you kids like your moms food . Yes. They love brazilian food. It is their favorite. The cheese, which is your favorite, right . Now, in brazil, what we usually do usually eat with dolce really . Sweet and salt, yes. We have the cheese right here, yes. I used to make these, remember, myrtle beach . I would buy these in bulling . And you can buy the bags in the brazilian store, and make it, a lot of parmesian cheese that you use to actually make it, if you are making it from like if you are making it from scratch. Cheese ball bread . Cheese ball. Thats peanut but ther . No. What . Carmel. So you take condensed milk, put it in a pot, let it go for like three hours, it turns into that condensed milk. Amazing,. Grounds meat, saute with grounds meat, hot sauce, see, the thing is in brazil, we love hot sauce, pretty much everything. Looks like a i am mpanaa, different spanish version,. This is portuguese . Portuguese. Oh, girl. I hear you. And this is my thats fantastic. Good, right . Oh thats lanas favorite the grounds meat one. Which one is your favorite . This one. All right, you like one of those . Heat it up. Hot sauce. Now, this is chicken, so chicken sauted with the same dough. What theyre imitating is like the drum, chicken drum. Okay . Open it up. Oh now, usually you can put a brazilian cheese inside, as well. Oh, thats good. I see why this is your favorite. Now, we need something to wash this all down with. Here, this is cold for you guys. Now, i love this soda. You have to try it. I have this also at my house at all times. See, this little fruit right here, this little berry, it is actually like the red bull, like of brazil, so it gives you energy, as well. If you drink it in raw form, you know, you can actually drink it in raw form. What do you think . It is like ginger, ginger ale. Sugary ginger ale . Yes. I like it a lot. They dont eat that much sugar, but i make Passion Fruit juice, which is really good. One last cute shot. And be cute. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you, guys. There you go, thank you. So, what are the commontate ers at the olympics last night blew it, they announced the wrong winner in one of the lanes. Oh . So well play it for you. It actually gets to be kind of funny. In our house, imagination runs wild. But at my table, i keep the food real. Like country crocks recipe made with real simple ingredients. And no artificial flavors or preservatives. Real Country Fresh taste from real ingredients. Welcome to crock country. When talking about the philadelphia soul, man, theyre good, good year after year after year. Big game this weekend sunday philadelphia soul take on the jacksonville sharks in the american conference championship game. This sunday at 6 00 and the ptl center in allentown, the winner then goes onto play in the arena bowl championship. Thats going to be august 26. Big game, mike. Okay, are we having to come in now . Should we do it now . Okay hello looking lovely. Wow. Common in. Oh, my goodness gracious. Yeah. Okay, look, shoot, did i get the information right . Yes, it is great. So if we win, i say we, by the way, the game is in allentown because wells fargo is taken, right . Yes. So if we win against jacksonville, who would we play . Well, that depends on saturday, were hoping that we play cleveland, so we can bring the arena bowl back to philadelphia at the Wells Fargo Center oh, we would want that. If arizona wins against cleveland the game would be in arizona. Yes. Go cleveland. Go cleveland. Who are you . Im crystal. Where are you from . From philadelphia. You . Angela angela from glenn dole a, new jersey. Who are you . Joanna, from bucks county. Nicely done. Helena from chester, pa. Nice. Megan from winslow, new jersey. All right. Kate fry south jersey. Jena from south jersey. Im alexa from south jersey . And im mike from wichita, kansas. You know what i like about the soul . All of you are from our area. They dont let people from california and stuff like that. The way it should be. Okay, so, ill be watching sunday. What time is the game . 6 00 p. M. 6 00 p. M. In allentown. So do something. Like what do you do . Thats it thats what im looking for. Well, whats the key . What is the key to doing this . Looking gorgeous. First, you have to be gorgeous, and smart, and talented. Forge us and smart. Smile. Poppa knee. Oh, look. Poppa knee. Hold on, hold on. Im popping a knee over here. So you poppa knee . Arms together. You stick your arms together . Shake it, baby. Yes, yes, yes. Thats tiring go, mike, go. Now, twist. What . Twist. What . You agree that is. How about an h urky . Go soul. Go philadelphia soul. Seriously, we need this, the city needs this, okay . Youre exhausted . Oh, i would never make it tubing. Did you ever go tubing . No. Lets go to jen, ocean city. Reporter yes, tubing down a river, no, we go tubing behind a boat. We have jordan, kylie, so eva, laundry, who do you think vote . Im voting for sophia, kylie, do you think . Ya. Okay, well come right back tonightly too buy already water sports. Of course you cant go to ocean city new jersey without trying out water sports, thats all part of it, right . Totally. Did you like tubing . I did it once. Lets see how it is going out there now. Jen is in the tube, we have one of our lovely interns, jordan, who will describe everything. How is it going, injured flan. Going well. They just went on the tube, weaver sophia, jen and kylie. They just went out. Laundry is here, the first time she is seeing her no, maam i go on a tube watch do youy . It is cool. How do you think she looks . Do you think she is scared . No. No . All right, and we have tj here, who is driving the boat, hey, tj. Hey, guys. So can you tell us how people can do this . So basically, to make a reservation with us, either give us a call, the easiest way to do it or email your reservation, but go right on our website, phone number is there, make a time you guys want to go out. You can bring to up six people on the boat for you go, out for hour, hour and a half. Is this the only activity you can do here . No, so what we do at totally tubular, water skiing, tubing, boat cruises, sunset tours, stuff like that, and then actually the whole baby marina itself, they do jet skis and parasailing and kayak rentals, as well. All right, so should we get it going, get it moving . All right, laundry, here we go. Going fast. Oh, i think hes thinking that actually pretty fun. Yes . Would you want to do this . Sure, yes. So you guys are staying down here all weekends, right . Yes. What else are you doing . Going to the board walk. Boardwalk . Ya the goal here just to hang on for dear life . If you can hang on, then you know thousand do this . I cant hear. Okay, they cant hear us. I think thats absolutely right. Theyre turning, theyre turning oh, it looks like fun, though were going pretty fast. I wonder how fast theyre going. Looks like a lot of fun. Great, especially it is going to be so hot this weekend . Right. So you want to be in the water. Oh, you have to be. Your hair will be a mess anyway, so you might as well. Exactly okay, 9 51, looks like well get to lottery numbers. Take a quick break. 9 54,. So, i love it, delicious how would you describe it . Exactly as did you, my dear. Sweet . Sweet ginger ale. It is good. So, at the olympics last night, they had swimming events again. So this commontator, who happens to be working for a canadian network, everybody is screaming, hes screaming, and he gets the lanes mixed up, so he announces the wrong winner in the 200meter race, for the guys. Do you want to hear it . Yes. Too bad. Leading, and ryan lochte, his 14th career medal, leading the best. Finally hes going to do it, ryan lochte is going to beat Michael Phelps in this event here in the lead. I apologize, i got my lanes mixed up. Oh, did he sound depressed . I get confused, too, they didnt have computer animation to know who is in which lane. Totally. Oh, man. Now, youre in the business, could you get fired for Something Like that . If i would get fired for screwing up. I would not have been here as of what, five, six years ago. Joe, give me that line again, because i forgot what you said. Okay, after all my mistakes, thats how i ended up here. Oh, wow, really . Hes on fire today. Pick me up. Do you know who kendle jen is her . Im hip with the kids. Totally hip. She graces the cover of the magazine, ends of our society as we know. She is supposed to be the big super model one, the one making the model money. Well, generation k, what they are calling it, she has her own generation. So says kendle is the face that generated a billion likes. This is what september issue, the big issue, isnt it, when it comes . Thats the biggy. I love it actually. She said her mom, chris jenner, new about Bruce Jenners desire to transition ever since their third date. You know why this is big, mike . Whoa. She is saying her mommy, when she went on her third date with then bruce. Caitlin, yes. He revealed to her that he wanted he knew. She new it . She sensed it, but this is big because chris has been saying oh, i had no idea, weve been married all this time, i didnt think think. Kendall . Yes, kendall. Spills the beans on her mom . Uhhuh. Your daughter better not ever do that to you. Spill the beans on you . Oh, ya. Have a good weekend, everybody, thank you. So fun. Break the mold. Go sensationally bold new color sensational loaded bolds from maybelline new york. Loaded with hypercolor pigments. For onestroke intensity. And honey nectar. Sumptuous feel. Maybellines new loaded bolds. Make it happen. Maybelline new york. Live from new york city, its the Wendy Williams show. Wendy how you doin . The kids have come to play today. You wont believe what im about to tell you. All due respect, have several seats. My girls are always turned out. I give it to you straight, no chaser. Now, heres wendy [ cheers and applause ] [ applause ] wendy