12 conference wanted other than money, but expansion they did not. It seem like a drawn out and public way to determine that. The end result is usf stays put in the american athletic conference. In a statement the bulls ad said this. Were on a path towards greatness at usf reminding everyone in the bulls family why were proud of whoe we are and how far weve come and what liebs heres bob on wian noek expansion. This was really not a decision not to expand. This muches an endorsement and reinvestment in the strength of the 10 that we have. Did you get that guys . That was not they did not decide not to expand. All right. Ill be thinking about that for the next couple of hours. Game three of the alcs. Saunders lifts one deep. Game at 11. Same score in the fourth. Mike napoli goes deep. Indians back on top, 21. Jays keep fighting, ryan goins fires it and that scores the tieing run in the fifth. The tribe fights back and they have been doing it all series long. Jason kipnis keeping up with the theme of the night. And thafk, of course, home runs as indians in front ninth. Oh, so close to going up 30 in the series with a chance to close out tomorrow night. Usf qb quentin flouers is the acc ovengsive player of the woke. Back to you. Before we go, checkups are kind of an annual thing for most of us including your pets. Even for swans, right . Have you heard of this thats a tomorrow morning theyre out on lake morton in lakeland to surround the swan. They use nets. Veterinarians say the swans eat bread and whatever else that throws to them, and sometimes they can lead to weight problems and other health issues. Theyre special to the lake there, but they were donated by Queen Elizabeth in 1957. They are a huge thing in that city. By now they must know when they see those boats, im trying to get out of damage and cant. They get caught the news keeps going online on fox13news. Com and on your phone. Have a great night. Have a great night. Well see you tomorrow. Closed captioning provided by u. S. Captioning company hi. Hola. Lets see. Youre back theyre back welcome back come back again and again for the epcot food Wine Festival or even all four theme parks. Become an annual passholder now and get 13 months for the price of 12. Mes is, since a lot of people think politics is a joke why not roll out parodies tonight. You want to take them into a show meeting. Behind the scenes to see how the funny stuff comes together. Why not. Lets take them back to the one where you wrote the last ronned of skrits. Nice. Yeah. You did all this . Yeah. Itll be enough. Prut good. Thats on tuesday. Tuesday. We have that on wednesday. What about something different. Chased by aliens . Whose car is this . Whose car is this . Were with fox 13. Weve got to get out. Theres a great big screaming well that was different. Maybe too different. What about that thing from charley le df he mailed in. Mow for something completely different. Wrestling an iowa pig farmer in it is different. Im sold on that one. Other business. Im all for it next week for the holidays. crying im off for the holiday. Youre off for the holiday. You get the holidays off. I have to take the hol dae off. Who is going to fill in for you in just find somebody to play me. Wait. Youre going to call like a Ryan Seacrest to find a wait a minute. Is that what youve been working on roll the clip. Are you ready . [cheering] . . Welcome to the money, power and politics casting call. Where thousands of hopefuls audition to be the next Craig Patrick. We couldnt believe how many people wanted to try out and be craig. But its not as easy as you think. How you . Welcome to but them he just blew it. Charley leduff will be here. Hes got some great hes got some great stuff. He doesnt. Craig doesnt get excited in that respect. He keeps control the whole time. Weve never seen an audition like that. No we havent. Then it got weird. Singing welcome to money, power and politics. Are we going to stop this . That was a med all my friends told me i did a good Craig Patrick. Craig patrick told me i did a great Craig Patrick. I dont. He got mixed up with chip carter. No. Way. Are you serious. Ill tell you. Thats awesome. Yeah. No, way. Thats awesome. Good for you, man. That sounds so cool. Scott smet did pretty well. Scott smith screen test. He was a little too excited with the good to see you. Whats the show called again . Scotts pitch was great. His highs were high and lows were low. But he sounded more andy rooney. Welcome to money, power and politics. Im scott smith doing my best Craig Patrick. Hes a modern maintained eyebrows. Chris cato worked the word pivot in his audition but he sounded like Craig Patrick and goemer pile had a kid. My news director asked me if i could do money, power, politics every night. I said oh, my goodness yes. Then i pivoted toward the exit and began crying. He was close. But he really, really needed a dark suit and a red tie. Any shade of red to go with that i have another interview at 4 00. I have ofl after that. If you could help me with this. Thank you, shawn, very much. Now hes onto something with the pacing but we had to narrow it down to two finalists. Test russell rhodes. That was it. I only have to make you laugh. Russell mad my laugh but he needed a little help from the pace. I just a little bit. Merissa, how is it going . Any ideas for the show. Oh. Do you have any ideas for the show . Im Craig Patrick. Money, power politics, go, go, go. He didnt get the hand gestures either. What is she talking about. Did that make sense to anybody . Then there was charley. Im out of control i it will you. To be craig. I can host money, power politics. Craig, got it. Give me another one. Charley belcher chemistry test. Welcome back to money money. Im Craig Patrick. Merissa maybe youll be a judge. Maybe ill get you to be my cohost. Maeb ill pick a sports person and nobody will understand why. The right delivery. Craig patrick here. Im going to tell you something serious. Were going to have fun later on in the show. Im going to talk up here like this. Now. This is important and its politics and people might get upset. Then were going to have fup. Now im going to Say Something funny but my face will look serious so you at home will be confused. Well figure this out next. And he came really, really close to those hand gestures and would have won had he not bailed o ut in the end. Kind of like this. Make a point. Grab a brow knee. Or this. The double ls. Down. The clan ton thumb. No. Finish your point. Back to the hand slap. Really, really grind it in and make that point. Grind it in. Thats what the poll said. Yeah. I think you made your point. You give yourself a callous . I dont think i want to do this anymore. Charley walks off in victory and darren leaves us with a sad farewell. Its rubbish. It was the labor day show. Thats the thing. The labor day show. Craig is the guy but this would have been my chance to fill in the viewers. They probably wouldnt have minded. I was convinced of it. Well, i guess not. I thought i did. Hey, how are you . It sounds like him. But apparently not. Its fun. Coming up. Football and politics collide with the first money, power politics nfl draft. With the second pick, the Philadelphia Eagles select. Donald trump. All right. Welcome to the first annual big night tonight. Big night. Always the biggest night of the year. Teems are looking for players to win championships they are looking for the next andrew luck. But what were finding from the white house is he may not be the Gold Standard its not fluk. What about it. Is flacco that good. I think he was thinking about joe. Well see. The rams are on the clock. Lets go to director darren. Commissne with the first pick in the money, power politics draft, the los angelos rams select hillary clinton. [cheering] there you have it. See if youre in los angelos you have to go with a front runner trump or clinton. They chose clinton. Not a surprise. Bill clinton, her husband, won two National Championships and swept california. A big win for him. Look at this. President obama is all fired up [chanting] evils are on the clock. The next pick is in. With the second pick, the Philadelphia Eagles select. Donald trump. [cheering] so the front runner is off the board. You talk about adversity. On and off the field he has dealt with it. He has shown he can win the primaries. Calling audibles. Yu never know what youre going to get. Here are the chimes. Next pick is in. With the third pick the San Diego Chargers select ted cruz. [cheering] a very interesting pick there for cruz. Hes a very conservative play caller. Doesnt mix it up a lot. How does that fit in the chargers scheme . If he plays well in the midwest it works well in the south to win the conference title. Lets see what he has to say. Im a big fan of eating i did not know that. I did not know that either. But he just inc. Ed is first indorisment deal. With the fourth pick the cowboys select. Chris christy. And there he is. In the gilligan shirt bumping bellies with the skipper. Thats jerry jones. He knows what he likes. Christy an end who knows how to blitz. You have numb nuts. Your rear end is going to get thrown in jail idiot. Sit down and cowboys wont need any more players. With christy maybe he can close the bridge. Close the bridge. Rim shot. Thank you. Next pick is in. With the fifth pick, the Jacksonville Jaguars select. Charley krist. Thank you all. Didnt see that coming. He played quarterback. Lives in florida and gus bradley says hes open to changes his im running as a republican. As an dependent. Im comfortable as a democrat. With the sexth pick the Baltimore Ravens select. Bill nelson. Wow wow there you go. Back to once again florida for if sixth overall pick. Is bill nelson a reach . Ive seen newsm play for alabama. Gufrp nelson knows thousand run. I can tell you im i just felt like running. With the 7th pick, the San Francisco 49ers feel the burn and pick ie bernie sanders. There it is. Sanders very popular with the young fans and that part of the country. He cant shoot a basketball well. Lets look at his work at the combine. One more shot. I think he could be a bit of a bust at least on the field. With the 8th pick, the Cleveland Browns select. Boris yeltsin. . . There you go. Thats kind of a random out there pick. Not surprising giving the browns draft history in recent years. They are going to call i but i think hes got off the field concerns. Hes known to drink and party too much. Thats a big concern. The off the field concerns are very, very real. I think hes dead. Next pick. With the ninth pick, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select. Jeb bush. [cheering] . . Merissa, i didnt see that one coming. Who thinks that was a weird pick . Yeah. Thats what i thought. Especially after somebody hacked his twitter page and posted this unflattering picture. It look as if he may have been smoking something. If you look at the game footage and compare it to his brother he looks pretty good every child can learn. Childrens do learn. Thatll fear up the crowd. Lets see how jeb brings this home. Please clap. Coming up. Well convert the in this wild year in politics to a childrens book. He built a ka cocoon and honey nut cheerios get their delicious taste from honest ingredients. And real oats. Ok thats still honey. Ahhh, there we go. Were back to honey again. Whos directing this . That guy, figures. Election, isnt it . Trump could win in th and you say hes a c nomination. It could be a catastrophe for the republican party. Donald trump is not going to be the nominee of this party. Hes not going to be the nominee. Donald trump is not going to be the republican nominee. Donald trump is not going to get the nomination. Donald trump is not a serious person. This is a carnival act. Yeah. The republicans just did not see donald trump coming. Remember jeb bush was the early favorite. But then he faded down the stretch. Tortoise and the hear. The tortoise lost this time. Its time for trail tails. The joyful turtle. Im the tortoise in the race. He called himself the joyous or the ris. But then he was taunted by the hear. Say hes president. The turtle thought that hear was silly. But as the turtles hope dim people started making fun of jebs crowd as you know down the street . They are sleeping. So the joyful turtle went on a mission. He loaded his pockets with tiny treats for every good boy and girl he meets. This little tortoise and said slow and steady wins the race. He was very fond of turtles. They are from florida. As he kept fishing them jesus. My rows ri beads and three turtles. It made more people laugh. Its sad. But the joyful turtle knows how to story ends. Slow and steady wins the race. Then he remembered its a childrens story and hes in a real life fight. Donald trump is a jerk. Calling an opponent a loser, whiner an liar. He is a whiner. He stopped calling himself a joyful tortoise. Im a joyful warrior. And hopes its not clap. Thats just sad. Coming up. A do Nothing Congress and coming up. A do Nothing Congress and commentary on the sad state of y2576y yy6y we believe in families. In knowing your neighbors. In passing down traditions through generations. In Lakewood Ranch we believe in a community where we put down our roots. This is our town. This is our common ground. Experience it yourself during the tour of homes. Featuring more than 50 stunning model homes our congressmen need your help. Theres no Towel Service. They once lived without fresh Towel Service for days. And we only pay them 174,000 for an entire year. It was try living after 174,000 a year while spending money like a member of congress. I live paycheck to paycheck like most americans. Around half a millionaires maybe spend after taxes and savings and reinvesting the portfolios. By the time i feed my family i have maybe 400,000 left over so goes life for a member of congress. . . . Fly away. From here . Then we realize 174,000 a year isnt bad for what they really do. Its about trying to do whats right for the whole country. Its a great blessing congress has done next to nothing. Its krae u siness. Thats bad this congress on number of bills passed but you need to pass legislation to streamline or shrink government or expand it. You have to pass something to get there and were paying representatives good money to go nowhere. I just goot note saying im at the wrong hearing. Weve seen them sit through hearings where u. S. Officials and confuse those same u. S. Officials for foreigners. Im familiar with your help me. I cant stop spending. Give me a break. When our politicians say give me a break. Give many e a break. They may just want another break. Give me a break. How is it going . . . This do Nothing Congress continues to bring up bills that are going nowhere. Better to do nothing than what they want to do. Give me a break. Well, he got for. Boehner got his break. He got his break staying all the way out the door. Its time for a break now for tonight and get them tomorrow. Thanks for watching. Kids dont know how to act fake. I like your face. So were learning to be more like them. Removing artificial flavors and colors from General Mills cereal. I like his face. Hole grain as our first ingredient. And no way to high fructose corn syrup. So no matter what your favorite is, you can feel good about General Mills big g cereals. Its money, its money, its money. Gary with the z, he is the one and only. Anyway, you know how it go. Everybody get and start the sh. Welcome to dish nation. Now it is a very special episode this monday. Why . Because we got monie on a monday. Plus, she got the west coast erica, whats going on, yall. What up, guys