Hungry lineup as well as an ancient wizard the elders in the village claim is as old as the stars themselves and can the form of a stag, a beautiful young maiden or even cubs g. M. Jed hoyer, so tune in tuesday night and see if osmalord delivers on his promise that, yes, you will have your golden rings, trinkets all, but at a price you cannot fathom. Ha ha, ha ha go, cubsgo ozmalor announcer its the late show with stephen tonight, stephen welcomes tom hanks adam conover featuring jon batiste and stay human and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . cheers and applause stephen grand slam cheers and applause . Hey welcome to the late show. So glad youre here. Im your host stephen i am in a fantastic mood tonight because the chicago cubs are going to the world series audience reacts thats right. The world cup of baseball and the cubs are playing another lovable loser, the Cleveland Indians. The two teams have a combined 176 years without a championship. To put that in perspective, that is almost as long as a applause piano riff the last time the cubs were in the world series was in 1945, way back when they played hitler. laughter yeah. Yeah. Yeah. applause pretty good in the early game. Then he popped out in the ninth inning, and thats how america won world war ii. Thats true, wont find that in the history book, though. Jon thats right, stephen cleveland, on the other hand, hasnt won a world series since 1948, back when their mascot was the least racist thing in america. Chief wahoo. laughter golden age. Speaking of singleminded, centurylong quests for victory at all costs, Hillary Clintons in the news. laughter been a long time coming. Been very patient. Shes been very patient. As a native chicagoan, shes a lifelong cubs fan. In fact, this picture of her reacting to the cubs win went viral over the weekend. She hasnt been this excited since that time she saw shiny balloons. laughter its a feelgood story a chicagoan is excited about the cubs win, is what Hillary Clinton wants you to believe because back in 2000, she wore a yankees cap yeah yeah audience booing its a baseball fandom scandal im calling, yankghazi . Yeah. I was afraid the graphic wasnt coming up. laughter and this time, im not alone because the media has been digging into it. Cnn is reporting that even cubs games with her father as a kid, but after leaving illinois, and around the same time she ran for senate in new york, the former first lady touted her her love for the new york yankees. How convenient. As a ten yearold she wears a cubs hat. A mere 40 years later, shes in a yankees hat. Is there no hat she wont wear . Okay, theres one. cheers and applause so lets keep a close eye on her during the world series. We know she wont be rooting for the yankees because they already lost. At this point, thats like voting for trump. cheering but no matter what happens to the cubs, Hillary Clinton is already the winner, because shes decided to stop talking about donald trump, explaining, half hours. I dont even think about responding to him anymore. Yes, hillary says shes not giving any thought to what trump says. So that makes both of them. laughter applause trump clearly feeds on attention, so by denying it, we can starve him. So i will spend the rest of the monologue not talking about donald trump. cheers and applause here we go. So, magnificent fall weather this weekend. Jon yes. Stephen beautiful. The leaves are changing color. Theres a maple tree in my front yard that turned bright orange. You can do this. You can do this. Lets see hello wean is coming up. Everyones looking for a jack olantern. Dammit. laughter dont give up, dont give up. Okay, never mind. bleep . cheers and applause donald trump applause this weekend, he gave a speech in where the union turned the tide against the confederate. I guess trump feels a kinship with lost causes that will haunt the country for generations. He started strong, with all the gravity of this sacred ground. President lincoln served in a time of Division Like we have never seen before. It is my hope that we can look at his example to heal the divisions we are living through right now. Stephen its true. America is divided between those who think trump will lose because the elections rigged and those who think hell lose because its not. cheers and applause and to his credit, donald trump stayed focused on his message of uniting the country. For about 60 seconds. And then every woman lied when they came forward to hurt my campaign. Total fabrication. All of these liars will be sued after the election is over. Stephen yes, he will take all of these women to court, but at least when hes swearing in, theyll know where his hands are. cheers and applause sides. The dishonest Mainstream Media is also part and a major part of this corruption. They lie and fabricate stories to make a candidate that is not their preferred choice look as bad and even dangerous as possible. Stephen yes, the media is making trump look bad. For instance, they covered this speech. cheers and applause it took a second. And, of course, he also played the hits, putting a new spin on this campaign classic. Remember, i said mexico is paying for the wall, with the full understanding that the country of mexico will be reimbursing the United States for the full cost of such a stephen what . reimburse us for the wall . You said mexico would pay for it paying for something is very different than reimbursing. You cant take a date out for dinner, make her pay, and then say, just send me an invoice. laughter or maybe you can. I cant believe cheers and applause i cant believe youd go to gettysburg and give a speech that was so far from the spirit of the gettyburg address. Its just ridiculous well, thats not true, stephen. Stephen ghost of Abraham Lincoln cheers and applause hello hello, everyone stephen thank you for being here, mr. Ghost lincoln my pleasure, stephen. Good to see you. Stephen always good to see speech at gettysburg . No, it reminded me of my address. Stephen but they were nothing alike. Thats because no one ever heard the first draft of my gettysburg address. My advisors made me tone it down. Would you like to hear some of it . Stephen of course would you like to hear it, ladies and gentlemen . cheers and applause well, in that case, ladies and gentlemen, the rough draft of the gettysburg address. Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that i did not proposition theyre liars and just look at them. They wouldnt be my first choice. And when i said, grab them by the petticoat, that was merely log cabin talk i will sue those lying jezebels into the ground the consecrated ground in which our brave soldiers now lie. Sad thats why we resolve that this nation, under god, shall make America Great again, and that not perish from the earth. If i win. Otherwise, the whole civil war is rigged. Jefferson davis is a bad hombre lock him up lock him up stephen ghost Abraham Lincoln, everybody cheers and applause thank you so much for being here stick around weve got a great show for you tonight tom hanks is here and when we return hes going to reprise the role that made him famous. S cheers and applause from the first moment you met it was love at first touch and all you wanted to do was surround them in comfort and protection to wrap your baby in blanketlike softness and premium protection mom . Oh hi baby . So all they feel is love wishing you love, sleep and play. Pampers its just a cough. If you could see your cough, youd see just how far it can spread. Robitussin dm max is now better tasting, with the same fast powerful cough relief. Robitussin dm max. But she always told me i dont mcare if you turn out, to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. Sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. phone ringing answering machine hi, leave a message after the beep. beep hey mom, this is larry. I just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. Love you. beep this is my retirement. Retiring retired tires. And i never get tired of it. Are you entirely prepared to retire . Plan your never tiring retiring retired tires retirement with e trade. Im in vests and as a vested investor in vests i invest with e trade, where investors can investigate and invest in vests. Or not in vests. I spent many years as a Nuclear Missile launch officer. If the president gave the order we had to launch the missiles, that would be it. I prayed that call would never come. [ radio chatter ] self control may be all that keeps these missiles from firing. I would bomb the [ beep] out of them. I want to be unpredictable. I love war. The thought of donald trump with Nuclear Weapons scares me to death. It should scare everyone. Im Hillary Clinton and i approve this message. Where is that . cheers and applause that old gypsy woman said it would be somewhere. What about cheers and applause Zoltar Zoltar ive finally found you again come on. Zoltar zoltar stephen yes oh, jeez yes the allknowing zoltar remembers you well i wanna say tim something . laughter stephen yes. We worked on that movie together. The santa claus. No, it was big stephen right. Wait, whos in the santa claus . Thats tim allen. Stephen youre not him . No stephen okay. No need to yell. C well, last time we met, i was a 13yearold boy who wanted to be older. So you granted my wish, and i woke up the next morning as a 30yearold. I need you to do that again. Stephen your wish is to be 17 years older . No no, no, no no. I want you to turn me 30 again yeah. I learned being older isnt always what its cracked up to be. A lesson im constantly learning at my age the other day i tried to jump on one of those big floor pianos, and i swear i heard my hip snap. Come on, make me 30 stephen ok, whats in it for zoltar . Oh, right. I think i have a quarter. Stephen seriously, a quarter . Zoltar requires your eternal soul. I cant do that. Stephen why not . i sold it to raise money for stephen oh, really. Underrated film. Thank you. Charlize therons second job. Stephen tim allens great in that. Im in that. Stephen i thought you were the guy from toy story. I am. Tims in toy story, too. Stephen toy story 2 . I thought you both were in all three of them. We are. Stephen you see why zoltars confused . Whos on first stephen look classic comedy. Stephen whos the eternal one here . All right, sorry. Stephen look, if your soul is off the table, there is one other thing that would please zoltar. Anything stephen will you read my screenplay . Oh, you have a screenplay . Whats it about . Stephen its about a carnival fortune telling machine. Kind of an everyman. After he gets dumped by his fiancee, he goes on a road trip i kind of feel like ive seen that one before. And sorry, but im not interested in playing a fortune telling machine. Stephen you fool youre way too old to play me. I was hoping you could get this to colin hanks. I cant find the slot. Sorry. Boing. All righin fine, ill take it. Fine, okay. cheers and applause can you please just make me 30 again . Granted. You shall wake up tomorrow and be 30. Awesome that means tonights my last chance to see inferno with a senior discount bye zoltar stephen bye tim well be right back with tom hanks oh, hes good band playing . . . . . . . . Listen to me. When the time comes. You gotta run and dont look back. This is over. . . Product not yet rated. But grandma, we use charmin ultra soft so we dont have to wad to get clean. Charmin ultra soft gets you clean without the wasteful wadding. It has comfort cushions you can see that are softer. And more absorbent, and you can use up to 4 times less. Enjoy the go with charmin. I was out here smoking instead of being there for my sons winning shot. That was it for me. Thats why im quitting with nicorette. Only nicorette mini has a patented fast dissolving formula. It starts to relieve sudden cravings fast. Every great why needs a great how. How do they make starburst taste so juicy . Every great why they use wicked small fighter jets to shoot the juiciness into every starburst. [ pilot ] its about to get juicy. Whoo i feel so aliii. It takes guts. . . . Lease a 2016 lincoln mkx for 349 a month. . cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody jon batiste and stay human give it up for the band, everybody cheers and applause my first guest tonight is an oscarwinner but more importantly hes tom hanks. Please welcome tom hanks band playing stephen working on a new project over there . Yeah, working on this a little bit. Just changing this. I know this might affect the budget. A great way to start any film is with exterior hawaii beach. Thats not funny. By the way, jon batiste and the vamp kings. Stephen yeah. You had to play for about 20 minutes there cheers and applause stephen tom hanks, you are the man from whom w there is no crying in baseball. Theres gonna be. Stephen world series. You can all stick your pins in me right now, and i know the entire world and threelegged dogs and orphan children are all rooting for the chicago cubs, i realize that. But you do not do three long hot summers doing shakespeare in cleveland, blowing time, watching the Cleveland Indians called, at the time, cleveland Municipal Lake front stadium. It wasnt like petco park or Dunkin Donuts field cleveland Municipal Lake front stadium. Holds 90,000 people. I would be there on a give fen night with 4,800 laughter watching the hargrove. So im gonna tell you right now, yeah, cubs great. Im rooting for the Cleveland Indians to win the world series. Im sorry. Im sorry. applause now, listen northside boy, you little denison of wrigleyville stephen i live two blocks away. Spent my 30th birthday there. Oh, shut up. Who cares . But heres what i will accept. I will accept the seventh game in cleveland, by the way, deciding game, bottom of the ninth, cleveland is up. Larry dobie, the ghost of larry dobie is on deck. The ghost of rocky calavito is in the box. Who do you want to pitch for the cubs . Whos your great relief pitcher . Stephen who is the greatest relief pitcher for the cubs . Oh, arent you a fan. Stephen who . Chapman. Like he knew. laughter stephen come on, first base is all right, all right, fine this is what i want lowhanging curve of the scores tied, by the way. Stephen 2020. Been a great game, by the hours. In to rocky, long fly to left center. Hanging up there, is the wind blowing out . Might be. Is it going to out . Whos circling under the wall and might catch it . Stephen the ghost of shawn. Some legendary club. Is it going in or out . Whos going to win the game . Armageddon. Four horsemen of the apocalypse, earthquakes, lightning, toads raining down, god brings the world to an end because he cant quite root for the right team. Stick your pins in me now, im rooting against the cubs. Stephen you probably get mail as opposed to email. I do, yes. Ill get mail. Stephen i dont mean thats an insult. Ill get mail. Stephen and you also, do greatest tom hanks movie of all time, youve got mail. Fabulous meg ryan. Stephen i was sick one day, watched it three times cried like a baby. Stephen i did. I love you, shop girl. Stephen you take a type writer. I have been known to take a type writer to the baseball game. Stephen why . Its like scoring the game. Off narrative. Stephen do you have a stogie i sit up on a little thing. Little stool. The best thing to write is there are dodgers games and we go. I love baseball. But the best thing to write is when your team strikes out a guy swinging, right, and in baseball parlance, youre write on the score called tay means strike out. Dash, parenthesis, sit down period, period, period. Backspace, backspace, backspace. Shift 8, apostrophe, apostrophe, apostrophe because that makes an explanation mark, you see close parentheses. So i think whoever it is walking back yeah, i struck out, i should have caught that, i didnt get it, i struck out. I think they hear me typing tha Clack Clack Clack clack backspace, backspace, backspace cheers and applause stephen this might be the angriest ive ever seen tom hanks. Well, you know. Stephen nicely done. Well, keeps you in the game. Stephen angers good for the blood. After six and a half bears you get worked up. Stephen you recently yes. Stephen okay cheers and applause wasnt hard. Stephen did 60 hit you hard . No, its not a real accomplishment. You become 60 by essentially weight. Stephen inertia. 36 was hard. When i turned 36. Stephen why . Because 36 is the year for my body shape, anyway, that your metabolism slows down and suddenly you have been living ding dongs and at 36 it starts to show. Stephen not at all. No, the butt goes and stuff starts coming out of your skin. But 60 is nothing. Ill show you how strong i am. Stephen punch me. Do i get to punch you back or is this a onesided thing . Oh how old are you . Do what you need to. Here you go. Ready . All right. Im going to lean into this. Im going to rear back ready . laughter did i kick you as well . Stephen yes, yes. Are you okay . Look what i did to myself. I threw my shoulder out. Stephen oh, my god. We shout that in you all right . You want to give me one . Go ahead. laughter stephen yeah, you know where that came from downtown. What is this . This is a new things celebrities on talk shows are doing when we dont like where the panel is going. Im giving you a yellow card. Stephen hope i dont get the red. Back with more tom hanks. When powerful people need someone to do their dirty work, they hire bob buesing. How far will he go . Buesing fought to foreclose assistedliving retirement homes, threatening local seniors with homelessness. Then, buesing defended wells fargo against charges of helping running fees up to seventy thousand dollars. cheers and applause . Stephen welcome back were here with our friend tom hanks cheers and applause excited about the new inferno. Dan brown. Robert langdon. I keep trying to call them the Robert Langdon series. But everybody is saying are you making another da vinci code . Im making another Robert Langdon mystery. Inferno. Its coming out. Stephen youre Robert Langdon and trying to save the world again . Exactly, always. Who knows. Hangs in the balance. Stephen we have a clip here. Do we know . Stephen i dont know either. That will be exciting. Jim . Right above the hall, 500. Stairway leading to the street on the other side. So. One step at a time. Yeah. Good. cracking chin up audience reacts stephen wow that was great heavily invested. Thats in the galley. Above the hall of the 500. Stephen where is that . In the pilazzo vekio, called the hall of 500 because in the old days with the big dresses they could fit 500 people in there. It was a gorge place. I cant believe theyre letting us shoot there because youre surrounded literally by masterpieces everywhere. Stephen when another one of these books come call ron, or does he call you . Because it must be so fun for you to go, where do i get to go this time . You go to the most beautiful places. I do and i read them with my google page open because every time they make a reference to a place or art history, i look it up and say, man, hope we get to shoot there. And we do. We were in florence for weeks. I would walk to work literally from the hotel and awe cross the veccio with antiquities, its a great gig. Stephen yeah laughter i love working with ron. He drives us nuts. But its a very fun Scavenger Hunt movie. Stephen the opening question of the movie is if you could push a button and kill half of humanity, knowing that would be extinct in 100 years, would you do it . Its about overpopulation and the numbers are adding up. Stephen tom hanks, if you could push a button and it would kill half of humanity knowing if you didnt all of us would die, what would you do supposedly nice person tom hanks i . Thats an interesting question, but im sorry, im going to have to go. Stephen all right. Thats like a horbinite maneuver. Theres no right answer to that question. Stephen big fan of star trek. On every day at 6 00. Stephen did you ever want to be on one of the movies or the series . I would like to be the guy in the red shirt that gets killed on the planet, you know. Stephen any other disappointments of roles you really would have liked to have played . Well, listen, i drove home once from the valley all bummed out thinking that thats it, i cant do it, because i didnt get a call back to police academy, the first police academy. No, im serious. It was 82. Something like that. You know, and if you are of a certain age, everybody in town knows whats casting. And this is a bonanza. There are 49 cops in this thing. There is no way. Im as good as half those guys. It had gutenberg and michael binz low, the guy that did the sound effects and stuff like that. Was going to shoot in toronto. Literally i got a, great, thank you. Driving home in my honda civic bummed out. Stephen so no toronto, but you got florence. Life is long, my friend, and just like turning 60, just wait, just wait. Just wait, see what happens. Stephen heres something at some people very happy. Can you explain whats happening here . What this photo is all about . That was is that me and ryan and stephen that was central park. I was in central park. Believe it or not, cat stephens was performing on the great lawn. singing cat stephens shadow . . Moon shadow . . Hopping on a moon shadow . And i come across a Wedding Party getting their photograph taken. So i stopped off, right by the reservoir. I said, hey, folks, how you doing . Got the picture. The bride elizabeth was lovely. Ryan was lovely in his way. laughter and i wished them the best. They had little ring bearers and whatnot. Someg everybody getting married. I say to the guy, you, sir, are a very lucky man. And i say to the bride, and you could have done a little better. applause because that is my marriage in a nutshell. Stephen they always could. Every map marries up. Oh, without a question. I know i did. Stephen tom, thanks for being here. Always a pleasure cheers and applause stephen inferno opens this friday. Tom hanks, everybody well be right back with adam band playing cheers and applause it was doggie destiny was mr. 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My next guest is a writer, comedian, podcaster, and now, the creator and host of adam ruins everything on trutv. Please welcome, adam conover band playing cheers and applause stephen nice to meet you. Incredible to be here. Thank you so much. Stephen i love the way youre dressed. Very natty. I try to look good. I do my best. Stephen im sure you stand out in a crowd. Yeah. Stephen what do you mean you ruin things . What does it mean to ruin something . Its the superficial idea of our show. Its an educational comedy show where i tell people awful truth about Common Misconceptions or often examine. Youre married, right . Stephen yep. Great. When you proposed, you got your fiance . An Engagement Ring . Stephen yes, i gave it to her later. We think of it as being an old tradition. But that was invented by the Diamond Cartel in the 30s to sell more Diamond Rings through a massive ad campaign, and everybody forgot about the campaign and now its the bed rom tradition of our society. Stephen but a diamond is forever. Yeah, kind ofu stephen yeah . Yeah, and also theyre not very valuable. Stephen i thought scarcity dermsz value. Except there is a Diamond Cartel that controls almost the entire worlds supply of diamonds so they restrict the supply to drive the prices up. Stephen they could have you killed for saying that. laughter yeah. Stephen okay. What are some of the favorite things you ruined . Joy at watching the light drain out of someones happy face . I surprise someone who has a misconception about the world. Stephen otherwise happy. And they say, oh, why do you have to ruin it for me . and i show them it gives you more power in the world to know the truth snoof thats a philosophy, then . Yes, i was a philosophy major in college. Stephen so was i for two years and then i decided to do something useful. laughter at the end of my freshman 2016, my first year of studying, the test was only one question. Is it better to know or not to know. And there was no test all year. Just that one. Is it better to know or not to know and support your answer with philosophy. Its incredibly better to know. Stephen tell that to is it better to know . Yes. Chicken, pork, beef. If you know, it makes a wonderful combination. Stephen what about the the fly eyes and rat tail, the stuff allowed to be in your hot dog. Well, you can choose better which one to get. I believe there is no virtue in ignorance. Stephen you have a special come up, adam ruins everything, Election Special. Yeah, the adam ruins everything, Election Special. Stephen and you have been traveling around the United States. Yeah, we went o bus, a bus with my face on it we drove to 15 cities across the country. This is us driving through the white sands desert which is a postapocalyptic feeling to drive through a desert in a bus with your face on it. And an american flag. It made it very hard to be incog neat incognito. Stephen how do you ruin elections . There are so many people the election. The one thing we thought we could add with the special is add an Historical Perspective to it. Stephen is there an Historical Perspective on this election. Yes. Stephen who is like trump . A lot of examples. Stephen never been a woman. That is true. There are genuinely new things about the election, but people say, oh, weve never seen this before like the rhetoric name calling is so m but in the election where jefferson wrote against john adams. Jefferson hired a newspaper editor to write incredible slander about adams in the press, that he was horrible things. And everyone said when trump bragged about the size of his penis, that was oh, we cant linden l. B. J. Lyndon b. Johnn braghtd about the size of his penis. Stephen but in private. No, there is a very famous story where he pulled out his penis in front of reporters when asked why they were invading vietnam and he said this is why. He would whip it out in Congress People in the capital bathroom and say, have you ever seen anything as big as this . Stephen because hes from texas. Exactly. laughter you know, so we can find those points of comparison and that can hopefully relieve our anxiety about the election because everyone is so upset. Stephen ruin orange juice. Even orange juice that says 100 is artificially flavored. Listerine was initially sold as a floor cleaner, list rine invented the term halitosis in the 30s to sell it as a mouthwash. Stephen tom hanks. Oh, you cant ruin him. H hes perfect. cheers and applause stephen the adam ruins everything, Election Special is on trutv tomorrow night at 10 00. Adam conover, everybody well be right back. cheers and applause stay humanband Robert Kearney i fought for my country in kosovo and iraq, and ive been a republican all my life. But im the father of three girls. I cant stand hearing donald trump call women pigs, dogs, and bimbos. And i sure dont want my daughters hearing it. I want my girls to grow up proud and strong, in a nation where theyre valued im Hillary Clinton and i approve this message. Ive seen what can happen as the result of hate. My son matt was murdered in laramie, wyoming, in 1998. He was befriended by two men in a bar who pretended to be gay. They offered him a ride home, and when he was in their car, they robbed him and beat him. And tied him to a splitrail fence, then beat him some more and left him for dead. In the aftermath of matts death, my family saw the best of america in the love and support we were shown. So when i see the hate that donald trump has brought to his campaign for president , it terrifies me. Id like to punch him in the face, ill tell ya. Ahh, i dont know what i said, uhh, i dont remember. Hes a mexican. I could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and shoot somebody, and i wouldnt. Words have an influence. Violence causes pain. Hate can rip us apart. I know what can happen as the result of hate, and donald trump should never be our pres amendment 1 guarantees your right to generate your own solar energy. It also guarantees that those who dont choose solar dont have to subsidize those who do. Amendment 1 means commonsense Consumer Protections safeguarding seniorsand all floridians from scams, amendment 1 good for the economy. Stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be will forte, dermot mulroney, and wyatt cenac. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, nick offerman, ron howard, and aldis hodge. Goodnight captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org . Are you ready to have some fun . Feel the love tonight dont you worry bout . Where you come from its gonna be all right