Musical guest niall horan. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 590 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about, hey ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the show. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. We got a big show tonight. But first, heres what people this is this is pretty big. This morning, kanye west actually showed up to meet with donald trump at trump tower. [ laughter ] people were shocked. They didnt expect these two to meet until the first president ial debate in 2020. [ laughter and applause ] so there you go, this is i didnt [ applause ] steve werent ready. Jimmy no. Its all right. Trump met with kanye west at trump tower and even posed for photos in the lobby. Thats a photo, yeah. [ laughter ] can we see that again . [ laughter and applae theyre calling it, when cheesy met yeezy. [ laughter and applause ] and they go, well thats not why would they why would theyre calling it that. Guys, this morning, trump announced that hes nominating exxon mobile ceo, Rex Tillerson, to be his secretary of state, even though rex supposedly, has a friendly relationship with Vladimir Putin. [ audience oohs ] today, rex said, putin and i arent friends, while putin said, that is so something rex would say. Classic rex. [ applause ] but trump adviser, kellyanne conway, is defending Rex Tillerson saying, quote, its not like Vladimir Putin and Rex Tillerson are pounding down vodka at the local bar. [ light laughter ] maybe not. But they still seem pretty close. I mean, did you see the Christmas Card they just sent out . Here comes sandy here comes sandy claus. Steve wow. Jimmy like a beach holiday card. Steve together, they sent it out together. Is less than two weeks away. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. And get this. The Weather Channel is already predicting which cities may have a white christmas. Yep, they say its never too early to get it totally wrong. [ laughter ] actually, i read that Global Warming is leading to a higher rate of reindeer reproduction. [ laughter ] you can tell theres a lot of reindeer, because take a look at this footage. Now dasher, now dancer, now hey larry, hey barry, hey marvin and justin, go go casey [ talking over each other ] jimmy we got it. We get it. I think thats enough. Steve lot of reindeer. Jimmy thats a lot of reindeer. You get it . Steve yeah. Copious amounts. Jimmy check this out. Cause apple just said that its new air pod wireless ear buds, would be available, after reports that they wouldnt be ready for the holidays. When asked what happened, apple said, we finally found them behind the couch cushions. [ laughter and applause ] i didnt know where they went. I had one of them. I had one of them. [ lets check in on santa and his reindeer. They still yay brian, yay ryan [ talking over each other ] jimmy we get it, we get it. Theres too many reindeer. [ light laughter ] guys, with christmas less than two weeks away, plenty of Americans Still havent finished buying presents, mostly because of those hard to shop for family members. Well, here to help us is one of our writers, arthur, who was out looking at some really great gift ideas. Arthur . Hi, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] what are what are some of the coolest gifts youre finding out there . Well, to start off, we have the brew tap deluxe. This beautiful allinone brewing system, sports a a stainless steel body, a a magnetic drive pump, and a a 20 pound drain basket. Perfect for the home brew lover in your life. Jimmy huh, thats pretty cool. Okay. So, for those of us who dont have a home brew lover, in our lives, what else what else do you have . I think you i think you do have a home brew lover in your life, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy no ones coming to mind, so i arthur . [ laughter ] what are what are you doing . What are you doing, buddy . Hey. [ applause ] jimmy what are you doing, man . [ applause ] you know, im just just trying to cool off a little bit. Jimmy yeah. I guess i could also cool down, with a delicious home brew of my own design. Oh, wait, no, i dont have a a brew tap deluxe. Yet. [ light laughter ] jimmy are you asking me to buy you that thing for christmas . What are you talking about . [ light laughter ] im perfectly capable of buying the brew tap deluxe for or at least i would be, if i hadnt made a couple of very poor financial choices recently. Im a kind of in a situation right now. [ laughter ] jimmy hmm. Well, maybe you should hold off on making your own beer, then. Youre probably right. I could always crack open a a store bought beer at your placon christmas eve. [ light laughter ] maybe even stay a couple weeks until i get things straightened out. [ laughter ] jimmy wait, what . No, yeah. No, yeah. No, yeah. [ laughter ] no, yeah. Yeah. Just a couple buds using a a brew tap deluxe while you let me sleep over at your place for three to six months. [ laughter ] jimmy what what are you talking about . No, no, nothing, no. Its all good. No, yeah. Nah. No worries. Its its cool. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] jimmy stop, stop, please, please dont break in the song. Arthur, is the only gift that you have for us today is the brew tap deluxe . No, jimmy, i brought another gift, but you cant buy it at this Shopping Mall here. Its the gift of love. [ audience aws ] jimmy thank you, arthur. You know what . I am going to buy you that brew tap deluxe. Really . Jimmy no. Arthur meyer, everybody. Thank you, arthur. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys, some tv news. After two seasons, netflix has canceled its series, marco polo. [ audience ohs ] yep, they ended marco polo the way everyone does, by getting out of the pool and not telling the other person. [ laughter and applause ] marco jimmy polo get this. New Research Suggests that marijuana may work as a a aphrodisiac. [ audience ohs ] i guess youll know a stoners hitting on you when he sees you at a bar and says, hey there, do i come here often . Guys, finally researchers at Cornell University have invented a soft robot hand that can touch fragile items and even sense their shape and texture. [ light laughter ] when asked what theyve used the hand for, researchers said, thats not important dont come in here mom [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, wow, wow, wow. Hey, welcome everybody. We have a big week of shows aheadtomorrow night. Arnold schwarzenegger will be here. [ cheers and applause ] be sure to tune in for that one. Plus elle fanning and music from Childish Gambino thats tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] then later this week, casey affleck, we have. Sienna miller and Reese Witherspoon will all be joining us. But first, we have a great show tonight. From the highly anticipated new movie, assassins creed, my man, Michael Fassbender is here. [ cheers and applause ] plus hes one of the funniest dudes i think ive ever met. I just the guys just got hes just the funniest dude i ever met. Jon glaser. Uh, he has a [ cheers and applause ] jon glaser loves gear. Its on trutv. Its hilarious. Jon jon glaser loves gear. And then tonight, we got some good music. You guys like good music . [ cheers and applause ] my man niall horan is here. [ cheers and applause ] hes a good man. This town, this town is the name of the jam. Want to hear a little bit . Yeah, here it is. Heres the jam. . . . As if the whole world was watching id still dance with you jimmy drive highways and byways . . . Highways and byways. Steve both. Jimmy drive highways and byways, man. [ light laug ] guys, we have can we just check in on santas reindeer . To see how many yay aiden and caden. Whoo now the girls. On joey, on chloe, on jimmy guys, we have exactly nine shows we have nine shows left, before we go on christmas break. Steve nine . Jimmy only nine. Which means that its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applaus nine days left . Jimmy thats right every ow ben n a christmas, we are giving one lucky audience member a a spectacular christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. Now, since there are nine shows left, lets open door number nine. [ cheers and applause ] its a its where i keep important things. Jimmy what do you have whats in there thats important . [ laughter ] [ applause ] it its so i remember what to say, when i fall in a a big hole. Jimmy lets open [ cheers and applause ] door number nine oh . . [ cheers and applause ] not bad. Not bad. Pretty nice. Now, lets see who is going home with tonights sweater. Everyone, look at your seat number. [ cheers and applause ] look at your seat number. Now, if i call your number, i quest, can i please get a drum roll. All right. [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number . Anybody . Come on. Lets do it. [ cheers and applause ] there you go 136 . . [ cheers and applause ] hey, come over here buddy. How are you, man . Good to see you. Lets see what is your name . Brooks. Jimmy brooks. Where you from, brooks . Alabama. Jimmy hey, brooks from alabama. [ cheers ] thank you so much for being here. I appreciate this. Thanks for coming to the show tonight. Do you have any sort of like this at all . Do you i love it. Im bout to put it on. Jimmy you do. Would you try it on . Yeah. Jimmy you would . Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Thanks brooks. You rock. Thats a nice, fleece jam you got there. No, no, no. It fits perfect. Fits perfect. Oh, look at that. [ cheers and applause ] thats good yeah. Brooks, everybody, right there. Thanks again. Look at how good he looks. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. And one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Yes. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Nope. With the blue cash everyday card you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Backed by the service and security of american express. You get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. sfx tic tac pack shakes sfx teeth chattering sfx crashing tic tac orange. An irresistible burst of flavor. Tic tac. Go little. The original light beer, back in its original bottle. For a limited time. The same great tasting 96calorie miller lite. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy big show tonight. Michael fassbender, jon glaser, niall horan is here tonight. Theres going to be a big show. [ cheers and applause ] you want to hear a little bit more niall, right there . Heres a little bit more. . . . Over and over the only truth everything comes back to you . . . Thats even how i walk too. I just walk like that. Steve thats how you walk normally. Jimmy hes just a good dude, man. Talented guy. This town is the name of the jam. Highways and byways. [ light laughter ] guys, welcome back. We are in week 15 of the nfl season, and the big thursday night football matchup is between the l. A. Rams and the seattle seahawks, right here on now as you know, at the end of every season, they give out awards, like most valuable player. But they also give out awards during the season, sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks. Like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . . . Tonight show superlatives . . . Jimmy our first player is garry gilliam, hes an offensive tackle for the seattle seahawks. He was voted most likely to ask his barber for the fireworks grand finale. [ applause ] steve wow. Jimmy it looks good on him. Our next player is tyler higbee. He was voted most likely to be watching his friend get grounded. [ applause ] steve he didnt mean to do it. [ light laughter ] jimmy next up from the rams is cody wickmann. He was voted most likely to be a tater tot that came to life. There you go, thats steve through the magic of christmas. Jimmy what . Steve through the magic of christmas. [ applause ] the tater to the that came to life. Jimmy hes cute. I like it. Steve i want to be a real boy. Jimmy he is cute, hes cute. [ laughter ] heres seahawks quarterback, my man, russell wilson. [ cheers ] he was voted most likely to call you a betch. Steve wow. Jimmy next up is joey hunt. He was voted most likely to end every play, by taking off his helmet and waving his hair around in slow motion. Steve wow. [ applause ] oh, having the time of jimmy heres seahawks punter, jon ryan. He was voted most likely to come back as a ghost and somehow be tanner. Steve wow. [ applause ] that is a very specific award. Jimmy jon ryan, he actually we like that guy, yeah. Next up is rams long snapper jake mcquaide. He was voted most likely to form a band called zz top of the morning. Steve wow. Jimmy there you go, thats [ laughter and applause ] [ talking over each other ] steve a west irish town. Jimmy heres ahtyba rubin. He was voted most likely to be the black version of bill from guess who. Can we see that . Oh, yeah. I know that dude. Steve yeah, i know that dude well. Thats bill from guess who. Jimmy this is a fun game. Steve fun game, so fun. Jimmy finally, from the rams, we have tim barnes. He was voted most likely to be the love child of santa claus and yukon cornelius. There you go. Those are your nfl superlatives. Well be right back with Michael Fassbender [ cheers and applause ] holidays at verizon, and the best deals are on the best network. 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[burke] hot dog. Seen it. Covered it. We know a thing or two because weve seen a thing or two. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight is an Academy Awardnominated actor who stars in the highly anticipated new movie, assassins creed. I cant wait for this. It opens in theaters worldwide december 21st. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Michael Fassbender . . . . [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy always looking sharp. Always looking like a stud. Thank you, buddy. Likewise. Jimmy for coming back to the show. I apprec it. Assassins creed, i think this things going to be giant. I played the video game, probably i played, like, seven of them. Anyway, i played all of them. [ light laughter ] and so i think its great that youre playing youre playing this character. Can you describe the movie for people that havent played the video game . Yeah, its basically about genetic time travel, if you imagine, like, the animus, which is kind of like a genetic delorean, it allows us to access our ancestors dna and memories. And theres a war going on between templars, who believe in world order, and assassins, who are anarchists, and theyre fighting for the future of humanity. Jimmy fantastic. Now, what really is the movie about . [ laughter ] it all starts in the garden of eden. Jimmy i played it. I had to go kind of lived in a a kind of a Virtual Reality world where the character doesnt exist really, yet, so youre dealing with the future and also going back in history. Were actually dealing in jimmy yeah, but right now, were dealing with present. Right now, were dealing with present. Right here . You and i . [ laughter ] jimmy but what if someones watching this clip in the future . Or in a parallel universe, in fact. Jimmy oh wow, interesting. So, everything is exactly the same except that curtain is orange. [ laughter ] jimmy the color is the only thing that changes . Yeah. Jimmy thats so interesting. So you have orange eyes. Kind of. Jimmy because you have blue eyes. [ laughter ] i guess. Jimmy you filmed in a a unique location in spain. Almeria. Jimmy almeria. Yeah. Jimmy and this is where they shot a lot of spaghetti western . Thats right, yeah. A lot of the Clint Eastwood westerns were shot there so it was a real treat. Jimmy how awesome was that . I know, it was amazing. Jimmy was it like, were they like ghost towns . They still have one of the towns, which is a sort of tourist attraction. They do tours around there. So everyone jimmy westworld . Westworld. Kind of like westworld. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there, i thought, you know, everyone was working really hard. Stunt team was amazing and i book the town and have a a paintball shootout in the town. [ light laughter ] which was brilliant and we used the saloon the saloon as hq. Jimmy was it an old timey saloon . Yeah, they have real alcohol in there, as opposed to fake alcohol. [ light laughter ] and yeah. Jimmy so paintballing and booze and paintballing, probably not a good idea. Jimmy no, yeah. Its almost a guarantee thats not a good people forgetting to wear their eye masks. Jimmy oh, its also yeah. I only did it once, but it hurts. It hurts, yeah. I got shot, actually range by a personalized people bring their own weapons to these things now. Jimmy thats why you dont mess with those dudes. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy you use the rental equipment or we dont play. Thats right. [ laughter ] jimmy like a dude brings his own basketball to the thing. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy no, no, were using this now. So ill just come over here. But its like one of those paintballers that go so its like. Jimmy its a machine. Its cheating. Yeah. Jimmy because you, by the time you say im hit, youre hit 30 more times. Im hit oh my god [ laughter ] thats right. Exactly. Whatever, in the heat of the moment, battle is battle. [ light laughter ] anyway, the rental that i had, it got jammed, so its like turning so i tried to push jimmy the pump . And i got just it loaded up and fixed and i sort of raised my hand up and the guy came around the corner and he went and it went right up my face. It was like jimmy did it welt . Yeah, i had, like, hickeys all the way. [ laughter ] up my neck and i was bleeding from the forehead. It was literally like [ talking over each other ] i just saw white. [ whistling ] it was the sound in my ears. Jimmy what a nightmare. Yeah, yeah. I was looking for cologne. I was so confused. I was like, where is my aftershave . [ light laughter ] jimmy you were out of your mind. Yeah. Jimmy i played once where a a guy said, all right, lets play and they were about to sound like an air horn or whatever. [ imitating air horn ] yeah. And he goes yeah. And then he goes, i just want you to know, one, because theres a cartridge of like 30 paintballs. He goes, one of these paintballs is frozen. [ laughter ] i just hid. [ laughter ] its probably defrosted by now. At this point, it might have been defrosted. Im not afraid of him now. Yeah. Frozen paintball, whats wrong with you . That actually isnt a bad technique, to just sort of hide and wait. Jimmy thats what i yeah. Do the sniper thing. Jimmy as long as there is booze there. [ talking over each other ] bring a bottle with you. Jimmy no ones bothering me. Yeah. A straw. Jimmy i want to i want to show everyone a clip from assassins creed. This is Michael Fassbender. Take a look. . . . . [ indistinct yelling ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a big movie, man. I know. Jimmy oh, i cant wait to see it. Last time you were on the show, we talked about it. You said that you wanted to be in a metal band, a heavy metal band or was in one. You keep reminding me. [ light laughter ] jimmy i know, i know. Because i wanted, i really want to know about it because what was your name . What was the name of your band . Well, we never came up with a name but i remember looking through the atlas, sort of trying to figure out where the [ bleep ] if i could find a a cool name, you know, mesopotamia or something. [ light laughter ] and i came up with jimmy thats a good metal name. But sargasso sea. Jimmy oh yeah, thats not a a great metal, yeah. Yeah, sargasso sea [ laughter ] know your coordinates perfectly yeah, its pretty bad. Jimmy did you guys ever play live gigs . We just played the one gig and it was just it was more out of, it was a mercy gig more in a town called killorglin, which is pretty close to where i grew up, and it was raining, which is unusual in ireland. [ light laughter ] and we had all this electric equipment, sort of busking. It didnt even make sense. Jimmy you were getting electrocuted, just playing. Where were we going to plug in the amp to begin with on the street . Jimmy soaking wet, yes. So anyways, we managed to convince this pub to let us in there in the afternoon and play heavy metal to, you know, a a middle aged crowd at 1 00 in the afternoon while they ate steak and guinness pie. [ light laughter ] so they kept telling us to turn it down. They were very polite. [ light laughter ] we were playing ride the lightning, you know . Jimmy you played quiet heavy metal music . That could be an album. I would buy that. [ light laughter ] unplugged heavy metal. Jimmy so do you play guitar anymore . Pretty badly. But you know, i do, you know, sort of i play a little air guitar when the mood is right. Jimmy well, thats interesting. [ light laughter ] because i play a little air guitar as well. Really . Jimmy i challenge you to an air guitar battle i accept the challenge. [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Michael and i are facing in an air guitar battle after the break. 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Michael and i will take turns playing air guitar to sections of wellknown songs, but we dont know which songs the other person picked. Hmm. [ light laughter ] jimmy if you dont mind, i will i will start us off. You can stand over by questlove. Jimmy yeah. Whew. Im going to do the thin lizzy classic, the boys are back in town. Oh. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy tough. Thats was tough. Thats a tough one. Jimmy thats tough. Because the volume seemed a a little late, so i think ill give you a couple points. Okay. Jimmy youre next, buddy. Okay. Jimmy what do you have . Lets just put this thing i forgot that. You totally forgot that. Jimmy i forgot that. I forgot that. Ha, ha, ha i forgot that. [ laughter ] im so mad. Thats great. What are you going to do for us tonight . Oh, well, i am going to do a a classic. Its crazy train, ozzy osbourne. [ cheers and applause ] . All aboard ha ha ha ha ha . . . . . . Aye aye aye . [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy theres bass in it. Its the bass. Oh, no hes switching guitars. . . [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . [ cheers ] . . . . . . . . Jimmy what . Dude, you put the guitar on. You changed from bass to regular. Im so mad. [ laughter ] gosh oh, gosh i should have done more. I should have done more bits. [ light laughter ] well, you beat me, clearly. But for this last round, were going to switch it up a little bit. How about an air guitar duet . Sounds good. Jimmy yeah, okay, good. [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] i go youre going to need to get your air banjo. Oh, right. I left it over here, i think. [ laughter ] jimmy give me a second. I just got to tune my guitar for a second. . . . Every boy loves every good boy loves . Okay, good. [ laughter ] put it back out. [ laughter ] its a beautiful banjo. Thank you. Jimmy any story behind it . Its been in the family for generations. 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[ cheers and applause ] thanks. Jimmy jon glaser loves gear. Here you are on the back of thats kind of fun. That was so weird. That was a hundred percent unexpected. Somebody just texted me and said, hey, youre on the back of mad magazine. i was likewow, thats bizarro. Jimmy thats t best. It wavery cool, and now just keep making a terrible joke going, what, m . E gear . Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] my take on, what, me worry . Jimmy can i ask . Its pretty funny. Sorry you dont get it. [ laughter ] jimmy hey, whoa, whoa. Dont get hostile. [ laughter ] maybe its maybe youre zipped up. Turn my back to this audience. , ont durtj your bac do you mind me asking, what is this . Thats a new this is, its a relaxatn hoodie. [ light laughter ] and it is specifically designed for relaxing, down to the fabric, the actual design, the aesthetics, the color. You can put a music player inside. And it zips all the way over your face, and you put these and hands in the pockets and you just give yourself a hug and you relax. [ laughter ] and its just super cool. And its one of my favorite pieces of gear. I wear it in the season finale, its super cool, yeah, yeah. Its super cool looking and it really is beautifully designed and really well made. Jimmy yeah. And i thought it would be nice to wear it today, and i actually got one for you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey. Yeah. Jimmy thank you, buddy. And i thought it would be pretty fun to just you put it on and we just do a very super relaxed interview. [ cheers ] jimmy i like that. Lets do it. I think its cool. Sounds fun. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, put it on. Now, dont forget the thumb holes. [ light laughter ] put the thumbs in the thumb holes. Jimmy oh, my gosh. This alr doesnt feel relaxing to me. Okay, yeah. Thumb holes. Now come around, i want you to come sit next to me on the couch. [ laughter ] pull the hood up, but dont zip it up yet. Because were going to in a a moment, were going to dim the lights. We got some very specific relaxing music. [ laughter ] now, on the count of three, we are going to zip these all the way up and put our hands in the pockets. [ laughter ] and well just do this. Jimmy all right, man. Three, two, one, zip. Be very careful. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i cant find the cross, cross. Give yourself a hug. Jimmy okay. Give yourself a hug. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Oh, man. This is [ laughter ] oh my god. Jimmy, stop laughing and relax, please. [ light laughter ] i want you to start to really ju ze out. [ light laughter ] jimmy okay. Slow down your voice. Jimmy there you go. And were just going to let these things do the work. [ laughter ] jimmy feels pretty good. [ light laughter ] shows pretty do you want to tell me about your show a little bit. [ laughter ] yeah, id love to, jimmy. Thank you. You know, its a reality show about how much i love gear. Its scripted, but theres reality moments and we just have a lot of fun with it, you know . And we do a wide range of topics. There was a camping episode. [ light laughter ] a cycling episode. We did an episode about dog gear. Jimmy its on trutv. 10 00 p. M. Wednesdays. Jimmy how many episodes are left . Theres two left. We have an episode tomorrow night called leisure, and i got to tell you jimmy, i am so relaxed right now. [ light laughter ] and one thing i love to do when i relax is sing opera, and if you dont mind, i would just love to just sing a little bit of opera if thats okay. Jimmy very good. Go right ahead. Oh, that felt so good. Thank you so much. [ laughter and applause ] for letting me do that. Jimmy you have an amazing voice. Oh, thank you very much. Jimmy i never heard you sing opera before. I dont do it in public a a lot. Im still getting my training down. [ light laughter ] this feels so good. Jimmy so good. Would you like to show a clip from your show . Yeah, we brought a clip from tomorrow nights episode. [ light laughter ] its the leisure episode, and this clip, my familys gone away for the weekend and ive turned my living room into a a man cave lets check out that clip. Of course you got to have your snack zone, right. Snack zone got a lot of good stuff right here, got just a ton of za, pretzels over here, Tortilla Chips and of course, party wouldnt be complete without the guac. Guac now, check this thing out. Jon glaser loves gear ice luge. Fire up the luge. Showdown. All right, here we go. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] so, yeah, thats the show. The show is just a lot of screaming and yelling. Jimmy jon, im so glad you could make it tonight. Thank you, jimmy, for having me. Jimmy ladies and gentlemen, jon glaser. Thanks. Jimmy give it up. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] marv, go make us a plate. 30. 1. Well literally die of hunge b freaky fast 1 . . Jimmy our next performers debut solo single hit number one in 60 countries within 24 hours of release. [ cheers ] he knows how to do it performing this town, please welcome niall horan [ cheers and applause ] . . . Waking up to kiss you still stuck in the air . . Its hard yesterday i thought i saw your shadow running around . . Its funny how things never change in this old town so far from the stars . . And i want to tell you everything the first time around . . And i remember everything from when we were the children playing in this fairground . . Wish i was there with you now . . Cause if the whole world was watching id still dance with you . . Drive highways and byways to bthere with you . . Over and over everything comes back to you mm . . I saw that you moved on with seone new inhe pub tt we met hes got his arms around you . . Its so hard so hard . . Tell you everything the words i never got toay the first time around . . And i remember everything from when we were the children playing in this fairground . . Wish i was there with you now . . Cause if the whole world was watching id still dance with you . . Drive highways and byways to be there with you . Everything comes back to you . . You still make me nervous when you walk in the room them butterflies they come alive when im next to you . . Over and over the only truth everything comes back to you . . Mm . . . . And i know that its wrong that i cant move on but theres something about you . . Cause if the whole world was watchi id still dance with you . . Drive highways and byways to be there with you . . Over and over the only truth everything comes . You still make me nervous when you walk in the room them butterflies they come alive when im next to you . . Over and over the only truth everything comes back to you . . Mmm . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. Niall horan now, this town is out now my thanks to Michael Fassbender, jon glaser, niall horan [ cheers and applause ] once again and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight senator bernie sanders, from why him . , actress zoey deutch, comedian dan levy, dave lombardo. . . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] wonderful. Just wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Well, its official, kanye west doesnt like black people. [ laughter ] thats right