Musical guest gary clark jr. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 588. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, welcome thank you. Welcome. Thank you for being here. Enjoy. Sit down, relax. Now, listen. Something in my teeth. Welcome. Thank you so much. Thats too nice. Welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] oh, man. Thank you for being here. Heres what people are talking about. Oh, theres a chance of ow in the forecast for new york city, this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] just remember the simple rule. If someones lying in the snow on their back, snow angel. If theyre lying on their face, santacon. [ cheers and applause ] be nice to them. Walk around them. Of course, christmas is just a a couple weeks away, and in case you havent heard, the hottest toys this year are at which are stuffed animals that hatch from eggs, and learn to walk and talk. They say that these things are so fun that kids will play with them for ten full minutes before going back to their iphones. [ laughter and applause ] ten minutes of fun that dont involve then theyll watch youtube videos of kids opening their hatchimals. [ light laughter ] thats right. Theyre called hatchimals and theyre toy animals that hatch out of an egg. And if you cant get one, just give your kid a real egg and tell him it takes a while. May be a baby chicken one day. Get this. I read that one person bought 23,000 worth of hatchimals to resell. And now parents who cant find any are furious. Then the buyer said, relax. Theyll all be available at the trump tower gift shop with a a slight markup. [ cheers and applause ] and this week, the u. S. Senate gift exchange. Which means every senator picked a name from a hat and was like, not ted cruz, not ted cruz, not ted cruz. Ah, i got ted [ applause ] thats right. The senate had its annual secret santa, and this year, 59 senators participated. It was mainly democrats, since republicans got everythi they wanted in november. [ cheers and applause ] steve hey ho jimmy a lot of people are talking about this. In addition to becoming president , it was revealed that another title as well. Take a look at this. As if running the u. S. Isnt enough, trump wants to keep his old day job on the reality show the apprentice. Nbc and Trumps Campaign say he will remain as an executive producer for the show, even after he becomes president. Jimmy yeah. Trump will remain the executive producer of the apprentice. Trump said, im not actually going to do anything. Im only interested in the title. And then [ laughter and applause ] then everyones like, are you or being president . Which one are you talking about . Hey, this is pretty cool. Ryan gosling was honored in hollywood this week, by putting his hand and footprints in concrete outside the iconic chinese theater. Ryan gosling, yeah. It got [ cheers ] it got weird when gosling pressed his hands into the concrete and it went . . [ laughter ] oh, a Little Health news here. A new study found that longterm marijuana use can which i guess explains why this guys always wearing sunglasses. I mean, now i get it. [ laughter and applause ] finally, a holiday revival of the classic disney cartoon, duck tales, is set to premier this summer. [ cheers ] in fact, they even released the opening credits, and it looks like they theyre finally addressing a major issue with the original series. Take a look at this. . . . None of us are wearing pants here in ducksburg . . We dont cover up our junk with our hands its been duckward . . You might think its weird but you can see our duck nuts ducktales whoo . . You can also see our butts which we call ducktales whoo . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . Pcpc jimmy hey thank you very much. Welcome. Thank you for watching. Thank you very much. Guys, you wont believe whos on the show next week. Steve who . Jimmy yeah. On monday, we have Bryan Cranston and hailee steinfeld. [ cheers and applause ] music from onerepublic. [ cheers and applause ] then later next week, michael fassbender, arnold schwarzenegger. . . Casey affleck. . . Reese witherspoon. . . And we have performances from niall horan. [ cheers and applause ] childish gambino. [ cheers ] and solange. [ cheers and applause ] . . You dont want to miss it. You dont want to miss it. Set your dvrs, your tivos, your vcrs, your betamaxes, everything. [ light laughter ] laser disk. Steve Court Reporter drawings. Jimmy stream it, view it. Steve google it. Steve seeso it. Jimmy oh, if you dont seeso it, you are so foolish. Steve you are so see if you dont jimmy yeah. Guys, first up, we have a fun show tonight. This is the one. [ cheers and applause ] this is the one to be at. Hes a giant movie star. He is the sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause ] steve hey come on jimmy hes also doing this really cool thing. Hes the host of the upcoming rock the troops special, saluting the brave men and forces. The one and only Dwayne Johnson is here. [ cheers and applause ] we love him. I love that dude. Steve a delight. Jimmy i love him. Yeah. Plus we love this guy too. Very funny man. He stars with matt leblanc in the new Comedy Series man with a plan. Kevin nealon is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] and if you like good music you guys enjoy good music . [ cheers ] this guy is one of the hes your favorite . I love this guy. Gary clark, jr. Is here [ cheers and applause ] the story of sonny boy slim. He can jam. Oh, my gosh. Hes just amazing. I just love how hes one of the best guitarists out there. Guys, we have exactly 11 shows left before we go on christmas break. [ audience aws ] which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters here we [ cheers and applause ] . . . Twelve days c . . Jimmy that is right. Every show between now and christmas, were giving one lucky audience member a snazzy christmas sweater. [ cheers and applause ] from the countdown to christmas cabinet. Since there are 11 shows left, lets open door number 11. [ cheers and applause ] oh. Wow. Oh, look at this. Whoa. This is [ cheers and applause ] merry woofmas. Merry woofmas. Now, lets see whos going home with tonights sweater. [ cheers and applause ] everyone, look at your seat number. Look at your seat number, and if i call your number, i need you to jump up, let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll, please . [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number . Its a good one [ cheers and applause ] it is 408. . . [ cheers and applause ] hey, right there. Oh, hey. How are you . Not bad. How are you . Number 408 is so close to us here. Hi. How you doing . Its beautiful. Jimmy i know it is. Yeah. Thank you so much. Dreams do come true. Jimmy what is your name . Mary kate gallagher. Jimmy what . Mary kate. Jimmy okay. [ light laughter ] but do you add is that your last names not kate. No, mary kate is my first name. Jimmy yes, mary kate. Gallagher is my last name. Jimmy mary kate gallagher. Okay thats cool. Mary kate gallagher, where are you from . Chicago. Jimmy chicago. Thats what im talking about. Pcpc we love chicago. It does. It is. Jimmy you can use this. I could use that, definitely. Jimmy would you would you like to try this on . It just snaps right on. Yes, absolutely. Jimmy this is perfect, here we go. Mkg jimmy mkg, man, lets do this. . . Oh my goodness. Look at that. Wow. That is beautiful. Its subtle. Its almost like you dont even know youre wearing a sweater. This is just beautiful. 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[ laughter ] steve aw. Jimmy perfect. Steve thats perfect, like a little hatchimal. Jimmy thats perfect. [ light laughter ] steve hes so cute. Jimmy whats that . Hes like [ laughter ] steve hes like a sad hatchimal. Jimmy you thought that was a hatchimal. Steve yeah. Jimmy no, thats james from the roots. Steve who . [ laughter ] cute jimmy baseball . Jimmy you thought his head was going to hatch and an animal was going to come out . [ laughter ] we should do that next week. Thats a good idea. He thought it was a hatchimal. . . Thank you, donald trump, for getting a dog when you move into the white house. That will make two things in the white house going after crotches without permission. [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa whoa. Jimmy hey, whoa, whoa. Steve hey whoa hey hohey jimmy hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, come on steve hey, forget about it. [ light laughter ] . . Thank you, picture of shaq being sworn in as shf like it was taken on take your son to work day. [ laughter and applause ] hes big dude. Hes a big guy. Steve and topping 72. Jimmy congrats bud, yeah. Exactly. Steve tallest man on the force. Thank you, patting your back pocket to feel for your wallet, for being an acceptable way to spank yourself. Steve ooh. Jimmy what is that music . Questlove baby got back jimmy was that, like, sexy music . What was that music . [ laughter ] it was like . . . I got the 12 00 news . . . Jimmy it does sound like that a little bit. . . It does sound like that styx song, yeah. Too much time on my hands. . . . I got the 12 00 news blues . Jimmy yeah, yeah, no, yeah. . Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool got the 12 00 news blues . [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers ] . . . . [ cheers ] . . Jimmy i had to rock out the cape, man. Steve you got to rock the cape, man. [ laughter ] jimmy because i jam so its so sick. Steve so huge, it blew the sleeves off. Jimmy so raw. Steve it turned into a a cape. [ laughter ] raw, man. Thats like jimmy thats raw. Thats steve thats like jimmy when the fun is that raw steve you have to wear a a cape. Jimmy when its two sheets. [ laughter ] i pull out my steve so raw, they call it sushi. Jimmy exactly, thats right. Steve dude, that beat was sushi. Jimmy there you go. Its so raw, its right. Steve you got to cape it, man. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] steve you cape a good time. [ laughter ] . . . Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool i got th 00 news blues . . . Jimmy sorry. [ cheers [ laughter ] . . Jimmy thank you, family holiday photos, for being a a good way to show people what you would look like if you joined a cult. Steve we all wore the same outfit. Jimmy happy holidays. [ light laughter ] . . Thank you, ob gyns, for providing great womb service. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyoh hey ho, ho, ho [ cheers ] . . Your pen broke. [ laughter ] what happened . You got to get a new pen. Jimmy i got to switch over to the other keyboard. Steve yeah. 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And its really, really cool, right, but yeah, i am getting so much grief, especially from my boys. Of course as you can imagine, right, everybodys just its just a continuation of just jimmy yeah. Whats that term . Oh [ bleep ] talking. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. I can just see kevin hart just going oh, kid. Well, kevin hart demands he demands a recount, right he demands a recount. Jimmy thats great. But i tell kevin, listen, buddy, theres always never. Jimmy thats right. Theres always never. Heres your daughter, jasmine, looking at the people magazine. Look at how impressed. Oh, yes. Jimmy even shes impressed. Look at that face. She is loving it. Jimmy are you kidding me . Oh my god. I tell you, i have turned into a monster at home, though. Thats the thing. Jimmy you are. Right, so any time you get a a title like the sexiest man alive. Jimmy of course. So now, with my lady lauren at home, its just now i dont sentences. So now for example, you know, go ahead and ask me, hey, you know, howd you sleep last night, baby . Jimmy howd you sleep last night, baby . [ grunting ] thats not thats it. Jimmy no thats not it. Now, what i just said was, i slept very well, thank you so much for asking. Jimmy you couldve done it as words, instead of winking. But its very jimmy youre really milking this. Is there anything that you do thats unsexy . God. You know, i you know what it is . Whats i make i love to make breakfast in bed. [ cheers ] i know, yeah. Jimmy thats not unsexy, right . Unsexy. Oh, unsexy. Unsexy. Thats right, sorry. Jimmy you cant think of an unsexy thing that you do . I do, i do. Heres what i do. Jimmy thats how sexy he is. Hes a sexy a sexy man. He is so sexy [ cheers and applause ] its the worst. Im so lame, i make breakfast in bed. No. My abs. What, thats not unsexy. Thats kind of rad. Thats cool. Oh well, i do this unsexy thing. I end every xt with a heart emoji and and a eggplant. Yeah. Jimmy thats another what are you talking about . These are all sexy things im kidding. Im kidding. Jimmy youre kidding. Im kidding. Jimmy yeah, i like i like i like i like this dude i saw in people magazine, your high school photo. Heres Dwayne Johnson in high school. Wow. Listen. I look. I love you guys for cheering that. Thats so but as jimmy was pointing out, that is a dead caterpillar on my head, look at that thing. Jimmy you think thats bad . Heres my high school photo. Oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i had a wispy, wispy, wispy breeze. A breeze would blow by. I just want to say, like, those two guys in high school, i mean, that that they could do damage. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy they could be buddies right there. Absolutely. How is the family . Hows the baby . Is she excited . Does she know about santa or christmas or anything yet . You know what, shes first of all, shes great and shes going to be a year, her birthdays next week. Jimmy oh, congratulations. [ audience aws ] thank you so much. Jimmy youre a good dad. Youre a good dad. Thank you. I really, really lucky. Like you, i have two daughters, right . Simone and jasmine. Jimmy yeah. And shes really unsure of what who santa is right now, and i got to tell you, it was it was awful. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy she did not like it. Hated it. Bawled, crying, awful. Hated it. Jimmy what were you doing . Hated it. I was not there. Jimmy yeah. I was not there. I got the text jimmy yeah. Right, so any time you see a a baby girl crying jimmy yeah. Its like, oh, man, it just breaks your heart. Jimmy absolutely. But but the redemption is i dressed up as pikachu. [ laughter ] thats the redemption. Because she. Jimmy she enjoys . Yes yes, there it is. I brought you a picture. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] jimmy this is what its guys this holiday season, get your picture taken with pikachu. Yes, thats right. Jimmy tell pikachu what you want for christmas. Yeah. Come sit on pikachus lap right now. Jimmy i got a 3yearold and the 3yearold is are they ready for christmas . Jimmy she sat on santas lap and she just kind of stared at his beard. And she was like she just didnt say anything at all. And the twoyearold theyre just totally different babies. You know . I fed them the same stuff but the 3yearold is just kind of quiet and shy and polite, and then the 2yearold, you turn around for two seconds, shes got like two knives in her hand. [ laughter ] whered you get that knife . Like, get away from me, old man. Ill cut you. Hold on a second, whats happening . Right. I want my mother. Jimmy yeah, exactly. I want mama. Mama. Yeah, exactly. Theres this thing that i saw online, its at nordstrom and i just i dont know if you heard about this. Oh. Jimmy theyre selling a a rock. Yes. I heard about this. Its like the hain jimmy its a 85 rock. And its and its in leather. Jimmy its wrapped in leather. I dont know why half of it is wrapped in leather. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Im hanging out with Dwayne Johnson, who is hosting [ cheers and applause ] rock the troops which airs december 13th at 9 00 p. M. Yeah. Jimmy i think its great that youre doing this special. Thank you so much. Jimmy it is you have a you grew up in a military family . Ive got some really Strong Military blood, yeah. We have of course all [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. Thank you. Veterans from past wars, two navy s. E. A. L. S, one got out and very decorated navy s. E. A. L. Jimmy wow. Serving our country so i got a a lot of love and respect for them. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lots of troops its like those bob hope specials that yeah. Jimmy i grew up with except on a larger scale. This is big. Yeah, its big. So its like, you know, you had bob hope and dean martin. Jimmy yeah. And those guys did a a tremendous job and you think about these shows that honored our military men and women over the decades, and what we wanted to do was we wanted to create something special, something epic, maybe something historic, and so we were over in pearl harbor and theres a joint base, pearl harbor hickam, and we held rock the troops there. My Production Company, seven bucks productions, casey patterson, who you know very jimmy i love casey. Casey pattersons amazing. Yeah, man. Jimmy her Production Company and spike tv and we put on this show. And jimmy we love them. We were told that morning by military officials, okay, so what we can expect is maybe 20,000 to 22,000 troops and their families, should be a big event. And we were like, okay, great, lets do it. Called my buddies up, my celebrity buddies, and i told them, listen, you know, we do a lot of cool things in our but, theres no award, that youre coming over here for, the award is the privilege, is you standing on the stage and entertainingur troops. So everyone flew over, which i appreciate, all the way to hawaii. By the time the show started, we had 45,000 troops and their families. [ cheers and applause ] and it was beautiful. Jimmy it was moving. Its moving, its beautiful. Yeah. Jimmy but its funny. Its unexpected. Its a lot of surprises. Jimmy you sing for the troops. I do. I will do anythi for the oops jimmy of coursut jimmy you do let me just give you a a little context. So what i did, so elvis, who im a big fan of. Jimmy yeah. Which weve talked about that. I know you are too. Jimmy yeah, solutely. He put on one of the biggest shows ever called aloha from hawaii. And i thought, were in hawaii, he loved the troops. We love the troops. Why dont i sing a, you know, a a three song medley and perform as elvis. And [ cheers and applause ] jimmy anything for the troops. I love it. We have a clip of you performing as elvis. Take a look at this. . Slander my name all over the place . But uh huh honey lay off of them shoes and dont you step on my blue suede shoes . . Well you can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes . . Number 47 said to number three that youre the cutest jailbird i ever did see . . I sure would be delighted with your company come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me . . Lets rock everybody lets rock everybody in the whole . Was dancin to the Jailhouse Rock . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, you can you can sing, you do youve gotta do the thing oh but man, you can sing and thats unbelievable. Look how giant that s. That wasust so it was incredible. Jimmy thank u so much. Just just tha you so much from all of us. Fr all of us for giving back to the troops. Becausi know it means a lot to you and just anything you well, thank you. I appreciate that, guys. Thank you so much. Thank you souch for the applause. I appreciate that. And look, i think that, you know, we ever have the opportunity to give back to our troo, i think we all should because, you know, were we live and enjoy the life we have, right, because of them. So, there is one more thing i wanted to do before i left tonight, jimmy. So i would love to give back to a military family thats actually here in the audience. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] would do me a favor, if you would come with me. Jimmy sure, of course. You guys want to do this . [ cheers and applause ] all right. Lets do this. Jimmy do they know do we know who it is . They do not know. Jimmy they do not know. They do not know. No. This this person does not know, and im going to i want to walk over here in the audience and lets see. Well walk up here. Jimmy and this yeah. Lets see. Jimmy nope. No, no. Jimmy hes laughing too much. Its not him. Jimmy laughing too much, yeah is it him . Lets see. Are you no. I dont see this person. Jimmy theyre not here. I dont see this person. No, no. Jimmy its a good looking crowd. I will say that. Its a very yeah, yeah. Jimmy its a very good looking crowd. [ cheers and applause ] theyre not here . Not here. No, no, no. Im going to go up here. Lets see. Really good looking crowd, though. Jimmy here . Hello. Hello. Jimmy hey. How are you . Hey. She was reaching for me. Jimmy yeah, she was reaching i saw her reng she was reaching. Jimmy i saw her reaching. Yeah. Lets see. You know what . I dont see this person up here. Lets go back here. Lets go back here. Thank you. Okay, watch these steps. Im going to open this door. Jimmy sure. All right. Here we go. Lets see. Jimmy right in here . I think right in here. Wheres karina . What is happening right now . What is going on . Hi. Hi so youre karina. Yeah. The show and youre an army vet . I am. Right, my name is Dwayne Johnson. What is happening . How you doing . Hi. Its so good to meet you and i heard that you met your husband when you were you were both deployed in iraq. Yeah. Okay. And your husbands name is todd. Yeah. And he is hes a master sergeant. Yeah. In the u. S. Air force. He is. Yeah. Absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] and you guys have been living apart for the past year and a a half because hes 5,000 miles away. So, karina, what jimmy and i wanted to do for you, we just wanted to thank you and your husband for your service and your sacrifice, and i personally heard you are the most amazing person, and we wanted to bring your husband home for you in the holidays. Turn around and hug your husband. [ cheers and applause ] oh my god jimmy oh, man. Come on. Group hug [ cheers and applause ] thank you for everything. Thank you. How did you do this without me knowing . Jimmy we love you, pal. We love you. 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He stars alongside matt leblanc in the brandnew Comedy Series, man with a plan, which airs hes alsrforming standup tomorrow night at carolines right here in new york city. It is a great comedy club, so we love to support those guys. Please give a warm holiday welcome to kevin nealon, everybody. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look fantastic. Thank you, buddy, and so do im very excited about what my surprise is going to be tonight. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont have one for you. Who havent i seen in a a while . I cannot wait. Thanks, jimmy. Jimmy you havent seen me in a while, so thats good. Thats a big surprise, yeah. Oh, thats great. Jimmy kevin, thank you for being here. Absolutely. Jimmy oh, good, yeah. Im sorr do you have nail polish on . Oh, yeah. I do have black nail polish . Yeah, i do. [ light laughter ] jimmy wow. What is that . Whats going on . Well, its it kind of stems from an accident. I was im a little emrrassed. Was using a hammer. And i hit my nail, my thumb. Immy , yeah. And it got really black and blue. It was really ugly. Jimmy yeah. It really stood out from all the other ones, so i wanted them all to blend together. [ laughter ] so so i took the hammer, and i ammeall the other ones. Jimmy no, no, no. Why are you gonna [ laughter ] no, you could have just gotten nail polish or something. Whos the sexiest man alive now, jimmy . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats right. Thats the move right there. No, no, no. The truth is i tagged along wi my wife, she went to get a a mani pedi. Jimmy yeah. And i got bored, so i thought, ill get a mi at jimmy sure. And, i sat in the chair. She goes, you should paint your nails black. Because she likes the aging rocker look. [ laughter ] so, i went ahead, and i got it done. Im glad i didnt tag along when she was getting a waxing. [ laughter ] jimmy no way, exactly. No. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Jimmy you are you were you were a mall santa at one point . I was a mall santa. Jimmy was that true . That is a true story. Jimmy really . Yeah. In my early 20s, i moved to san diego. Jimmy mmhmm. And my buddy and i got jobs as temporary santa clauses, and i worked at the Sears Department store there. Santa. I was, you know, i was early 20s, and i was skiy. And i had this lousy suit on and bad, like, you know, cotton for a beard. And because it was san diego, we had a lot of kids from tijuana would come over, and they didnt speak english. And they were terrified, and a a lot of them would pee on my lap. [ laughter ] jimmy you just got to get used to that. No, you never get used to it. Jimmy no. [ laughter ] you never get used to it. Jimmy they would just pee all overhe place. Tta all the pas, so that when the kids peed, the pee wouldnt as jbulep fa down off, do on the floor. Jimmy how mi it s very charmin jimmy thats charming for the holidays. Yeah. Jimmy kevin, i want to say you look great, and i think that do you want to say it, or youre going to say it . [ laughter ] you know what jimmy . I do feel great, and im going to say that you look great. Jimmy yeah, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] and you feel great. Jimmy i feel great. How do you stay healthy . Well, thank you for asking, jimmy. [ laughter ] i i eat healthy. Im mostly a varian. I will eat fish, but it has to be scific fish. I like salmon once in a while because its supposed to be good for your memory. But what they dont tell you is you only remember what that fish remembered. [ laughter ] and thats swimming up the rapids, having sex with a lot of other fish, and tn gettin pulledut of the water. And i will onleat,ike i said, specif fis its got to caught a a brown so b, caught fish only. J its great advice. Zzly broear nta. Jim bears got to be om from a. Immyhuh. The hardest part is getting the fish out of the bears mouth. Jimmy oh, you were there . Oh, of course. I have to make sure its from the bears mouth. [ light laughter ] jimmy okay. So what i do is i tickle the bear under here and the bear laughs. [ laughter ] jimmy uhhuh. And he lets go of the fish. I take it home. I have to have it prepared by a a tibetan monk. [ laughter ] jimmy kevin, this is hard for me to do all this. Jimmy we got to talk about this during the commercial break. Okay. Jimmy kevin nealon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] go see man with a plan. Hes super funny. Go see him standup, carolines, tomorrow night here in new york city. Well be right back with music from gary clark jr. Why am i so devastatingly handsome, im in a fragrance. Ad, and my sweethearts gone sayonara. This scarf, all thats left to remember. What she washed this like a month ago . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is a grammywinning singer, songwriter, and guitarist whose albuthe story of sonny boy slim is available now. Performing hold on, please welcome back gary clark jr. [ cheers and applause ] . . . What are we gonna do with you we got evething to lose with you so . . What are we gonna do what are we gonna do all of your money i dont want a lot of your time . . I do deserve a little respect so im gonna get what is mine cause . . Yeah seem like old news the whole world gone crazy . . What am i gonna do what am i gonna tell my babies when they dont understand . My demands yeah back tn i didnt understand . . When my pops came home saying that he couldnt take it but . . Its hard to be a good man kning that mans plan is to take what you making . . Hold on were gonna make it yeah hold on were gonna make it yeah hold on were gonna make it yeah . . Seem like new news is the old news from a different angle . . Another mother on tv crying cause her boy didnt make it . . She sayin what am i gonna do what am i gonna tell these babies . . Yeah oh no yall dont understand . . What are we gonna do with you at are we gonna do . . Hold on were gonna make it yeah . Hold on were gonna make it yeah hold on were gonna make it yeah . . I know i know yeah know i know yeah . . . . . . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, you played that and you played that. Thats what i love. Gary clark, jr. [ cheers and applause ] the story of sonny boy slim is out now. My thanks to Dwayne Johnson, kevin nealon [ cheers and applause ] gary clark jr. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] . . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight curtis 50 cent jackson. Nbc news correspondent katy tur. Music from k. Flay. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. . . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im sh meye. This is late night. How is everybo doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is good to hear. In that case lets get to the news. Butterball turkey has set up its annual thanksgiving hotline, where customers can call and ask for help. Said one caller, uh, how do you run a country