Musical guest jason derulo. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 516, Strong Island yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] . . Audience u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. jimmy oh, thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] oh, that felt good. Oh i feel fantastic. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] im your host, jimmy fallon, and im only wearing this so donald trump doesnt deport me. [ laughter ] of course, everybodys excited about tonights Opening Ceremony of the rio olympics [ cheers and applause ] exciting. Its great wasnt it great . I dont know about you. My favorite part was when they had all those guys dressed up like construction workers frantically trying to finish the stadium. [ light laughter ] so realistic. So realistic. But its actually true. Construction crews were still finishing parts of the stadiums in rio right before the Opening Ceremony. Yeah, thats right. They went to cut the ribbon, and the workers were like, stop, thats holding it together dont [ laughter ] dont cut that. Wait till it dries. Cut it in a week. Couple of months getting ready for the olympics, but if youre looking for just one moment that sort of sums it all up, i think this might be it. And now, adding insult to injury, check out these workers using bolt cutters to open the gates to the stadium to tonights venue after reportedly losing their key. [ laughter ] jimmy what . Theyre going to be so mad when they remember the spare key under the flower pot. [ laughter ] like, oh, why didnt you tell me . D disappointed. The International Olympic committee is banning people from using their footage to make gifs or vines, which has a a lot of younger people bummed out. But they didnt say anything about memes. [ laughter ] so we wanted to help you get started. Heres a few olympic memes that we came up with. First up, this meme says, squat goals. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that search history. [ laughter and applause ] steve ooh. Jimmy heres another athlete. Her meme says, when you realize your mom joined facebook. [ laughter ] its like, noooo no [ applause ] finally, heres a spring board diver. His meme is just had chipotle. [ laughter ] there you go. These are memes to get you started. You can do whatever you want with them. [ applause ] guys, heres an election update. I read that hillary cln campaign is stepping up their efforts to get millennials to vote for her in november. When he heard that, donald trump said, im pretty sure millennials gonna vote for me. Shes my wife. [ laughter and applause ] isnt that right, millennial . This is pretty funny. Donald trump unveiled his Economic Policy team today, and apparently its made up entirely of men, six of whom are actually named steve. [ laughter ] find women named steve . [ laughter ] i mean i tried. [ applause ] right, millennial . [ laughter ] i saw that a female reporter asked donald trump about how many women would be in his cabinet if he became president. And trumps answer was pretty good news for the reporter. Take a look. Who you would actually put into office as one of your first females in your cabinet . Well, we have so many different ones to choose. There really are so many that are really talented people, you are so talented and i dont know if youre [ light laughter ] is this breaking news . Am i going to be in the cabinet . You know, there really is some very talented is that a yes . Sounds like it to me. Oh [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy come on its not like some random tv personality can just end up in the white house. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, very much, everybody, thank you very much. The summer olympics opening ceremonies were so great tonight, and now were happy to be here to cap it off with some good comedy. He is just the best. From the emmy nominated series, comedians in cars getting coffee, Jerry Seinfeld is stopping by tonight [ cheers and applause ] its a s jimmy also, joining us tonight is another hilarious person, whose new Movie Sausage Party is in theaters [ laughter ] everywhere next friday. Features a superstar cast. Sausage party. Steve love it. Jimmy its his film. Steve Sausage Party. Jimmy our man, seth rogen, is in the house, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] its an animated film. Seth seth and i are going to talk about the Sausage Party movie. Then he and i are going to face [ imitating vuvuzela ] steve vuvuzela. Jimmy and we have great music from my pal. Jason derulo is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] [ imitating vuvuzela ] [ laughter ] goes with the [ imitating vuvuzela ] [ laughter ] jimmy guys, todays friday, and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] well, i was running a bit running a bit behind, so i thought, if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool . You guys are the best. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. I got my pen. I got my i got my note cards here. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . . . Oh. Steve look how happy he is. Jimmy yeah. How patriotic he is. Jimmy his black plaid, yeah. Exactly, yeah. . . Thank you, nbcs coverage of the olympics in rio de janeiro, for allowing me to watch bob costas profile athletes, see matt lauer interview gold medalists, and most importantly, hear tom brokaw say, rio jee janeiro. [ laughter ] rio dee janeiro. Rio de janeiro. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy hes the best. [ light laughter ] . . Thyo Opening Ceremony outfits, for showing america that our athletes are ready and fired up to go to prep school in 1985 . Steve yeah [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im down. . . Thank you, Olympic Event logos, for showing us that the guy from the mens bathroom sign likes to stay active. [ laughter ] i mean, busy dude. Steve busy guy. Jimmy he does everything. Jimmy like crossfit. Steve skis. Everything. Jimmy everything. Steve just like james. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] . . Jimmy thank you, 74th annual golden globes, for letting me host next year. [ cheers and applause ] . . Although, now that the globes are 74, they just renamed them the sag awards. [ laughter ] steve hey is that true . Jimmy that is not true. Its a joke. Steve they didnt. Okay. . . Jimmy thank you, the bachelorette, jojo, for choosing jordan, thus creating the perfect celebrity couple name, jojo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve jojo. Yeah. . . Or as i like to call you, opposite limbo. [ laughter ] steve exactly. You dont go under, you go over. [ applause ] . Everybody round the world jack be nimble jack be quick . . Jack go under limbo stick . . . Steve lets do it. [ light laughter ] . . Jimmy thank you, Sausage Party, for hitting theaters next week and hitting the internet this week. [ laughter ] steve hey oh [ cheers ] jimmy hey steve wow . . Orlandos in bloom. Jimmy all right. Hey. [ cheers ] ho hey steve hey . . Jimmy thank you, people who sleepwalk, for literally following your dreams. [ laughter ] steve thank you. [ light laughter ] . . Jimmy thank you, nbcs logo during the olympics, for making it look like the peacock just laid a bunch of eggs. [ laughter ] there you go have it right there. Those are my thank you notes. We will be right back with Jerry Seinfeld [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Woah youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. Woah, woah youre not taking that. Come with me. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Mom, im taking the subaru. Dont be late. Even when were not there to keep them safe, our Subaru Outback will be. . Oh . . With a little bit of uh uh, and a little bit of . . I said, its getting hot in herre . New limited edition cherry from limearita. The bold margarita. You both have a perfect driving record. Until one of you clips a food truck. Then your rates go through the roof. Perfect. For drivers with accident forgiveness, Liberty Mutual wont raise your rates due to your first accident. Liberty mutual insurance. 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Jimmy welcome back, everybody welcome back we are joined right now by a a legendary standup comedian who created and starred in one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, and his web series comedians in cars getting coffee was just nominated for emmy award for outstanding variety talk series. Please welcome one of the best to ever do it, mr. Jerry seinfeld [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well all sit down, well all relax. I didnt want, i just wanted that part. Jimmy no, no. We got to talk part. Oh. Jimmy yeah, the talk part. Okay, all right. Jimmy its a talk show, yeah. Oh, its a talk show. [ light laughter ] people talking. Jimmy people talking. Thats what we do. Its ridiculous. Jimmy no, this is not ridiculous. People like to watch this. They do. Its weird. They can talk, but no, they want to watch us talk. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers ] its more, its more they want to see you talk. Yes, they do. Jimmy to hear you talk. [ cheers ] and they want to hear you. They want to know what you want to know about me. Jimmy thats true. Yeah. What is jimmy going to ask . Jimmy yeah. I dont ever ask like any gotcha questions. Are you worried when you come on my show . No. Id like to see you get me. I would like it. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i cant you cant. Jimmy its like pokemon. I cant get you. No. Jimmy i cant get to you. [ laughter ] i cant get, youre ungettable. No. Jimmy yeah. I wouldnt want to do that. I want to what . What have you ever done . I havent done anything. Jimmy no, i didnt think you have done anything. Not really. Jimmy i dont think you have. No. Jimmy no. Why is our voice so high . Jimmy i know, like i Start Talking like you. I love it. Jimmy and then you Start Talking like my impression of you. Thats right. Jimmy and then by the end were both talking like this. Were both yelling. [ laughter ] thats serious. Thats what we both do when we yell and talk. [ applause ] ive got to say congratulations on comedians in cars getting coffee. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you got nominated. Thank you. Jimmy it is a great show. And its on crackle. Com. But i dont know where that is. I dont know how i find it. You dont have to. Jimmy i find it. Jimmy and you find it. And you find it. Jimmy it is great. And its pretty, thank you. And its pretty, so its the same category that this amazing show is in. Jimmy yeah, we are nominated for the same category. For the same category. How uncomfortable is this . [ cheers and applause ] its so uncomfortable. Jimmy its true. And here is why its uncomfortable. Jimmy why . Because this is as big as it gets. Your show on a major network, the amount of money that is spent, and that i caught you with three gopros in a used car. [ laughter ] i have now jimmy that is were now tied. Were tied. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what . Here is why i really like you. Youre a happy person. Dont you think i am . Jimmy yes. You know me pretty well. Weve hung out a bunch. Jimmy are you a happy person . Im a happy person. Jimmy but youre also very irritable. Very irritable. Jimmy you do. Yeah. [ light laughter ] i dont even get myself. I dont understand it. Jimmy youre yeah. Everythings bothering, as much as im enjoying life. Jimmy yeah. And you can see im a guy that enjoys life. Jimmy yeah. Im extremely irritated all the time. [ light laughter ] jimmy what is bugging you . I dont know. Well, every time you come to a a light in new york, you wait to see which cab door is going to open and what is going to come out of his mouth. [ laughter ] every cab driver at every red light spits something out on to the street. Jimmy but thats the time to spit. Yeah. People think that anything you throw on the street in new york will just be reabsorbed into the city. [ laughter ] its just, oh, it goes back in the flow of the city. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Like the ocean. Yeah. Yeah, just t what else is bugging you . Well, i went and took the kids bowling the other day. Jimmy thats fun. My kids are too young. But pretty soon. Jimmy really . Pretty soon. Because they have it the way they set it up, heres how horrible we are as parents, our whole generation, you, me. They have this thing now in a a Bowling Alley that comes up in the gutter. Sticks like a fence comes up in the gutter so that the kid cant not hit the pins. Preparation, by the way. [ light laughter ] if your child is traumatized by a gutter ball, the kids not going to make it, okay . [ laughter ] not going to make it. Just quit. Jimmy just quit. Yeah. Quit right now. We need to put an extra gutter, that would be good parents. [ light laughter ] jimmy a third gutter. Put a third gutter. You want to know what its like out there . Its all gutters, kid. Its all gutters. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats exactly right jimmy prepare them for life. Prepare em. Jimmy how old are your kids now . Kids are 15, 13 and 10. Jimmy do they have cell phones . Yeah, sure. Sure, yeah. Jimmy they all do, right . Yeah, they all do. Remember when your life was just your life . That was kind of what you were thinking about . Jimmy yeah. And now its your life and your phones battery life. [ laughter ] those are your lives. Jimmy those are your lives. Yeah. And i dont know which is more important. [ light laughter ] because if your phones dead, does it really matter if youre it doesnt. Jimmy come on. When the phones getting weak, do you feel tired . [ light laughter ] i feel when my phone is down like 19, i feel like, just so weak. Jimmy youre drained, as well. Drained, yeah. Jimmy youre drained as well. Comedians in cars is is it season eight . No. Could be. Jimmy i mean, its getting up there. Yeah, well there are little seasons though. We just do six and they are short shows. Very short. Jimmy this last one fantastic. Oh, thank you. Jimmy congratulations on the nom you did an interview with lorne miae executive producer. Jimmy who i just love and hes just the smartest guy. Yeah. Jimmy the most fun, charming guy. Hes a guy that Everybody Knows about but nobody really knows whats he really like . Jimmy he was the best interview ive ever seen with Lorne Michaels. Oh, thank you. Thank you. It was fun. Jimmy it was like going out to dinner with him. Yeah. Jimmy and telling all those great stories. Yes. Jimmy you know what else . Theyre great stories. Jimmy youre good. Youre a good interviewer because youre a good listener, good audience. Yes, i am. Jimmy you laugh. [ light laughter ] if i like the person, anything they say, i laugh. Jimmy yeah, its great. Yeah. Jimmy and its fun to watch. Im like you that way. Jimmy you do, yeah . Youre a good audience, too. Jimmy yeah. I like to you know im a fan of you and i yeah, im a fan of you. Jimmy im a fan of you. [ talking over each other ] [ cheers and applause ] you are you, im you. Were both you. [ light laughter ] jimmy i want to show everyone a clip, if you havent seen it. Here is Lorne Michaels describing how working with comedians is like watching monkeys at the zoo. [ light laughter ] this is comedians in cars getting coffee. And then and then before you leave theres the monkeys. Theres something about the joy, the sheer fooling around because it is what comedians do. You know, you cant tell when theyre working. You know what i mean . You cant tell what theyre doing or how theyre working. And its disorganized and chaotic and they are doing it to make each other laugh. Yeah. And they never seem to be settling down and getting work done. No. Theyre talking in the hall about sports. Yeah. And somehow at the end of the week there is a show. A normal organizational because theyre the monkeys. Yeah, because theyre the monkeys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, exactly. Thats the problem. Were the monkeys. Jimmy thank you for being here. Im about to do a lip sync battle will seth rogen. Oh. Jimmy later on in the show. Have you ever lip sync battled me . No, no. [ laughter ] jimmy you would never do that . You know what, jimmy . Anything you ask me to do, i would do. And i dont want to do it. Jimmy yeah. And i dont think i would like it or be good at it. If you say do it, i will do it. Not now. Jimmy not now. Maybe some time. Some time. Some time. Jimmy all right, good. Guys, watch jerrys emmynominated series. Comediansincarsgettingcoffee. Co. [ cheers and applause ] Jerry Seinfeld, right there. Seth rogen joins us after the break stick around, everybody. It will be great. [ cheers and applause ] bud light says raise one to right now. Miller lite has more taste and half the carbs. Miller lite. Spelled different because its brewed different. Halloween break which house do you want to go to first . 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Alright, did you know i was the mommy slam dunk champion . Really . Yes, really dont sound so surprised. Alright, here we go. Lets hear the crowd. Ahhhh i go to the right. I go to the left. Fake em out. Mama go up, up, up she did it. Again . You cant avoid gravity. But unitedhealthcare can help you avoid financial surprises by helping you compare costs and doctor quality ratings. Unitedhealthcare when its time to potty train. Its time for training underwear has an allaround stretchy waistband. And pampers protection. So youll see drier nights. And theyll see their first underwear. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined by a a very funny and hard working comedian, writer, and director, starting next friday, you can see him and an amazing cast including jonah hill, kristen wiig, Edward Norton and selma hayek in the first rrated Computer Generated animated movie in history. Its called Sausage Party. Its hilarious. Please welcome back to the show, one of our favorites, here is seth rogen . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . Tariq what i wanna know is where the sausage at . Jimmy were so happy you came back. Thats so nice. Jimmy thank you for coming back thank you for having me. Jimmy they love you. Come on, we love you. Thats so nice. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre in a great mood tonight. Thank you, thats wonderful. Jimmy you have a history of following Jerry Seinfeld. I do have a very unfortunate history of follow Jerry Seinfeld. When i was, like, 14 years old, i wanted to be in the just for laughs comedy festival which is in montreal, and to audition for it, i had to fly to los angeles, which is weird because im already canadian, dont ask. I get there, im 14, super nervous and im at a showcase at the improv. Jimmy on melrose . Yeah on mel, about to go up, and someone tells me seinfelds coming. I was, like, what . Hes coming, and if he gets here before its your time, hes going to go up, and then youll go up. I was, like, no, man [ laughter ] jimmy you cant follow seinfeld. Tell them no. And they were, like, we cant do that. Thats not how it works. And so i literally remember seeing a porsche pull up out front so i was like no. His jewish parents should be ashamed, by the way, but anyway. [ laughter ] so a porsche pulled up, my parents would kill me. And then i see i see him getting out, and he goes up, right before im supposed to, and he, like, annihilates like hes very funny. Hes talking about missing socks, you know, whats the deal with airplane food . Its the hits you know. Jimmy he has all the hits. [ light laughter ] hes the greatest. Yeah, yeah. And he, like, annihilates, and the whole time im just standing there, likeha you Jerry Seinfeld. [ light laughter ] how could you do this to me . Jimmy you ruined my whole shot of going to montreal. Exactly and i get up on stage, and i have, like, what is to this date the most comedicly traumatizing experience of my entire life, and i remember, like, microphones give up just an electric hum if you dont hear anything else, its like the sound of a speaker, and i remember being on stage, and to this point i remember the man, i can hear that buzz really loud right now. Jimmy oh no, im so sorry. Never has a room full of people been so silent. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. Yeah, and to this day, i personally dislike Jerry Seinfeld. [ laughter ] jimmy and he did it again tonight. He did it again tonight. Ruining it again jimmy i really had the same thing. Really . Jimmy well, i had to follow jerry at the improv. He came in, i saw the car outside. What is he doing . Jimmy i just i think hes making us tougher. Yeah, i dont know. I think he finds out somet cool were about to do and then does it first. [ laughter ] i like, see him leaving my wifes bedroom. [ laughter ] dont bother, pal. [ laughter ] jimmy well i took care of that. [ laughter ] jimmy lets segue into the movie. Thats an organic. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you for the setup, Sausage Party. Im sorry you have to talk about it. I have to apologize, like i talked to the New York Times about it. Im like, you guys should not have to talk about this. Jimmy well, ive heard a a lot of things i like about this. Number one is you have been working on this for, like, ten years. Yeah, which is humiliating to say about a talking hot dog movie, but, yes. [ laughter ] a third of my life, ive been working on making this movie. Jimmy you wanted it to be good, and the animation is spectacular, by the way. Thank you so much. We really wanted it to feel like a pixar movie and have the skin and vibe and the overall feeling of a pixar movie, and then we made it completely deranged and insane, and, you know, pixar is so good at examining the secret life of cars and toys and bugs, and were like, well, if you look at the secret life of food, its horrifying because you eat it. And [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. So to us, it was a brilliant movie idea. [ laughter ] jimmy the cast is jonah hill, michael cera, kristen wigg, james franco, paul rudd, Edward Norton, its unbelievable, and the music is by allen menken, whos won hes won like eight oscars i think. Jimmy how did you convince him . He did like little mermaid. He did the aladdin and the little mermaid. Jimmy how did you convince him to do Sausage Party . This is fantastic it was great. We offered him money and then he [ laughter ] jimmy oh, okay. I think he probably called the academy to make sure they cant take away your oscars at any point, that theres no action that makes you remove them. And then he did it. And we recorded score at abbey road studio like, on the microphone, r ringo star and stuff on, like, it was unbelievable. I kept being like, this is way too good for this movie. [ laughter ] its about a talking hot dog. Jimmy i do love the idea, its like, what happens to food once they leave the store. They think, hey, this is all great. Were on display, were the stars of the show, and then what happens when they leave and get taken to a kitchen . Its horrifying. Jimmy it is horrifying. I want to show a clip. Heres some food. The only showable clip of Sausage Party. [ laughter ] jimmy im not even sure we can air the whole thing. Yeah. Jimmy this is food finding out what happens when it leaves the Grocery Store and arrives in a persons kitchen. Sausage party is theaters next friday. Check this out. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody im hanging out with seth rogen. [ cheers and applause ] his hilarious new movie, Sausage Party is in theaters next friday. Seth and i are about to have a a lip sync battle. Now heres how it works. Well take turns lip syncing sections of wellknown songs. Each one of us trying to lip sync better than the other. We dont know which songs the other persons picked. Next. Well do two songs each. Seth, since ive done this before, im going to start us off tonight. Fantastic, go for it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my first song is by kent jones. The title is dont mind. [ cheers and applause ] . . . She telling me this and telling me that you said once you take me with you, ill . . Never go back now i got a lesson that i want to teach imma show you that . . Where you from dont matter to me she said, hola como estas . . She said, konnichiwa she said, pardon my french i said, bonjour, madame then she said, sak pase . . And i said, nap boule no matter where i go, you know i love em all she said, hola como estas . . She said, konnichiwa she said, pardon my french i said, bonjour, madame then she said, sak pase . No matter where i go you know i love them all . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i got that from musicme. A bunch of 13yearolds shout out to them musicme, yeah. [ cheers ] that was very nice. Very nice. Thank you, jimmy. For my first song, we are not jimmy what . We have one of the greatest bands in the world here on this stage. [ cheers and applause ] ive been a fan of the roots since literally the day i was born, and they have agreed to help me out with a live playback of a song off their classic 1995 album, do you want more, this is mellow, my man. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im so mad at you guys. I hate you guys right now. . . . Check it . . Bust it, la di da di, who likes to party like slick rick the ruler im cooler . . Than a ice brick got soul like those afro picks with the black fist and leave a crowd drippin . . Like john the baptist its the cause of that oh the skits i kick flows like catfish . . And got many emcees as a cactus plus . . Quick to bust gymnastic tactics us, roots is really true to this rap is . . Now holla to the scholarly street skats that follow me back to the soul shack with packs of rap colonies . . Max that, foreign objects is mad abstract make shadrach offender wanna go like meshach . . Black thought the nappy cat a bookworm shoe styles like sperm cool as malcolm little . . With conch a la perm burn the herb sticks like wicks, and flips when i . . Slaps the hand of my mellow my man malik . . Peace yo . Jimmy how could you how could you were family i had no idea oh, my gosh, that was awesome, and you lent them a pick too . Oh ultimate. Uh. The ultimate. Oh, my gosh. Straight to the heart. Uh. Im shaking. Im shaking. Thats never been done before. Gosh. For my second song, i also went back to my youth. My Favorite Group [ laughter ] onyx. Play it loud. This is called slam. . . . Im a bboy standin in my bboy stance . I bust in my pants the mad author of anguish my language, polluted . . Onyx is heavyweight its still undisputed he took the words right out my mouth and walked . . A mile in my shoes ive paid so many dues i feel used and abused and im so confused umm . . Excuse me, for example im the inspiration for a whole generation and unless you got . . 10 sticky fingers its straight immitation a figment, of your imagination . . But but but but wait it gets worse im not watered down so im dyin of thirst . . Comin thrwi bboys make some noise and just, just slam . [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre not gonna wear a jacket that lights up, are ya . I wish. Dont die right now. Breath doing a lip sync. I know, that was amazing. For real, you okay . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. That was incredible. Actually. Okay. All of you guys know, the summer olympics began tonight, and in honor of my beloved home country of canada, im jimmy my god. Im going to perform a a legendary track by an amazing artist from the great city of toronto, or the sticks as he calls it. [ cheers ] jimmy ann murray . Ann murray . [ cheers and applause ] he goes by the name of drake, and this song is hotline bling. [ cheers and applause ] . You used to call me late night when you need my love call . . Me on my cell phone late night when you need my love and i know when . . That hotline bling that can only mean one thing . . I know when that hotline bling that can only mean one thing . . Wonder if youre bendin over backwards for someone else . . Wonder if youre rollin up a backwoods for someone else doing things i taught you gettin nasty for someone . . Else you dont need no one else you dont need nobody else, no . . Why you never alone why you always touching road . . Used to always stay at home, be a good girl you was in a zone, yeah . . You should just be yourself right now youre someone else . That hotline bling . [ cheers and applause ] . That can only mean one thing . . I know when that hotline bling that can only mean one thing . . Ever since i left the city . Jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] there you go. Thats your answer. Thats your answer right there seth rogen, hes your lip sync battle champion [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jason derulo performs af break. Stick around everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . When i was a little kid, i made a deal with myself that i would never grow up. We met when we were very young. I was 17, he was 18. We made the movie the book of life. We started doing animation. T like this super powerful computer and a tablet had the perfect baby. laughing its a typewriter for writing scripts. Its a sketchbook for sketches. Its a canvas for painting. You cant do that on a mac. . Oh . . 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Thats senator ron johnsons plan for seniors. He supports privatizing Social Security and wants to raise the retirement age he also has a plan for medicare. Turn it into a Voucher Program and add means testing so seniors pay more out of pocket or are left without coverage altogether. But wisconsin seniors know that in washington, ron johnson isnt working. For them. [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy our next performer is celebrating 11 platinum singles with his new album platinum hits. You can also catch him as a a judge on the current season of so you think you can dance, performing his new single kiss the sky with a a little help from the roots, please give it up for jason derulo . . . Dont know when we going home but your friend can come along . . Im thinking why not baby why not looking good dont wanna blink . . Mirror tells me im a king im thinking why not baby why not oh . . Take a sip take a sip now take it down take it down now say ahy . Say ahh say ahh oh do your dance do your dance now sing it loud with . . Me right now say ahh say ahh say ahh say ahh cause i believe . . We can fly now spread your wings and kiss the sky yeah i can believe . . We can fly now spread your wings and we miles high so we can kiss the sky . Na na na na na . . Na na na na na na na na na na . . My new girl headline the news but my ex still coming through . . Im thinkin why not baby why not aint nothing gonna stop the funk . . Thinking why not baby why not . . Oh take a sip take a sip now take it down take it down now . Say ahh say ahh do your dance do your dance now . . Sing it loud with me right now say ahh say ahh say ahh say ahh . . Cause i believe we can fly now spread your wings and kiss the sky . . Yeah i can believe we can fly now spread your wings and we miles high . . Na na na na na na na na na na . . Na na na na na na na na na na . . . . Come on kiss me tell you all my deepest darkest secrets if you down get funky . . If you down get funky i just bought a mansion baby you can keep it . . If you down get funky if you down get funky yeah oh diamonds . . Diamonds all day . Got that broccoli . . . Six girls g6 head to miami tell me all your deepest darkest secrets . . If you down get funky funky cause i believe we can fly now . Yeah i believe we can fly now . . I believe it i believe it baby . . Spread your wings we miles high so we can kiss the sky . . Na na na na na na na na na na . . We so hight tonight . . Na na na na na na na na na na . . We can kiss the sky kissing the sky kissing the sky baby oh no . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh hey, there you go, buddy [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you that is the way to do it standing ovation for jason derulo platinum hits is available now. Well be right back, everybody . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Jerry Seinfeld, seth rogen, jason derulo [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia [ cheers and applause ] bye, bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] . . Announcer from the warner theater in washington, d. C. , its late night with seth meyers. Tonight, Vice President joe biden. Second lady of the United States dr. Jill biden. Music from sturgill simpson. Featuring the 8g band with thaddeus dixon, corey glover and ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, how are we doing, washington, d. C. . [ cheers and applause ] thank you so mucha for having us here in your beautiful city. Were having the best week we could have imagined. Now lets get to the news. Donald trump told supporters