Thats right. Tomorrow is election day, so its time to finally decide. Are you with her, or are you with the fbi, vladimir putin, the kkk and scott baio . [ cheers and applause ] some baio fans in the audience. [ laughter ] thats right. Its finally election day, which means cnns countdown clock starts all over again. [ laughter ] the final polls from the major Hillary Clinton with anywhere between a four and six point lead, or as Huffington Post reported it, a 46 point lead [ cheers and applause ] donald trump donald trump was rushed off the stage at a rally over the weekend after someone in the crowd yelled gun, which is surprising because i just assumed thats how people at trump rallies greeted each other. [ laughter ] gun a good gun to us all [ cheers and applause ] a good gun to us all. According to the new york times, Donald Trumps press aides have revoked trumps access to his twitter account in the final days before the election. [ laughter ] they changed his password to something he would never guess. I love women over 40. [ applause ] hot stuff. Nice buns. [ laughter ] thats right, trumps aides have taken away his twitter but dont worry, he is still tearing it up on yelp. [ laughter ] [ applause ] fbi director, james comey, announced yesterday that the fbi has not changed its original conclusion that Hillary Clinton should not face charges for using a private email server thats like your girlfriend saying turns out im not pregnant at the wedding reception. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] due due to the potential of widespread Marijuana Legalization after election day. Scientists are working on developing a marijuana breathalyzer to deter highdriving. Said stoners, you know who planes. [ laughter ] Justin Bieber had an impromptu concert at a bar in canada this weekend. Said canadians, but youre not like back, right . The Chicago River was dyed cubby win. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Give it up for the cubs and in new jersey the Hackensack River was dyed jets green because of some kind of industrial accident. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, Emergency Responders rescued a woman on a vermont mountain over the weekend after she got lost while playing a game on her smartphone. The game was called, apple maps. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] from the new Broadway Revival of the front page, our friend john goodman is back with us tonight. [ cheers and applause he is another favorite of ours. He is starring in a Broadway Musical falcettos. Andrew rannells is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and well have music from the band we absolutely love over here the 1975. [ cheers and applause ] we have a good night. I came out before the show tonight to say hi to the audience, and i noticed a bunch of people wearing medals. I figured out they were marathon runners. They finished the new york marathon today, so give it up for our marathon runners here in the house tonight. [ cheering ] yeah. Very nice. Little, ya know little showoffy wearing the medal. Just a little showoffy, but then i probably wouldnt have known. [ light laughter ] also, were not going to have a show tomorrow night because the news is going to be on. The election. So, this is our last show before the election. Which means tomorrow wednesday when we come on it will be only a year of litigation until we know who our next president is. [ laughter ] but, you guys, were finally here. The president ial election is tomorrow, and the closing stretch of the campaign has been as chaotic as the year and a half that preceded it. With celebrities hitting the trail and the fbi jumping in with another surprise about hillarys emails. For more on this its time for [ cheers and applause ] seth of course, both campaigns have been doing everything they can to get their voters to the polls, and for hillary that means relying on celebrities to draw eyeballs. Shes been campaigning with everyone from lebron james to Stevie Wonder to bruce springsteen. Its like shes gathering photos for a Coffee Table Book called people im not as cool as. [ laughter ] and on thursday she held a rally with Bernie Sanders and pharrell. And pharrells attendance led to this classic Hillary Clinton joke attempt. Are you really, really, really happy that were here tonight . Seth ugh i am telling you, if hillary wins, the toughest transition is going to be from the smooth comic stylings of barack obama to her wooden mom jokes. [ laughter ] thats right. Im happy. In fact, im so happy i feel like a room without a roof, and by that i mean a Glass Ceiling theyre giving me the lights so i should wrap this up. [ cheers and applause ] then, on friday hillary pulled out all the stops holding a get out the vote rally with jayz and beyonce, who performed with her backup dancers dressed entirely in pant suits. Of course, seeing the concerts success, trumps backup dancers tried to steal some of beyonces thunder. [ cheers and applause ] the beyonce performance also produced the worst cnn split screen in history. There were electoral votes by congressional districts. That district in omaha is up for grabs. If hes able to win that district boom, hes at 270 electoral votes. Seth in what world is it okay to mute beyonce so the map guy can run through his data . [ laughter and applause ] does the map guy have somewhere else to be . Because if beyonce hears about this muting cnn, i would be on the look out for woman in yellow but this massive show of support from celebritieseemed to wound the fragile ego of donald trump. Who literally spent thentire weekend bitching about it. We dont need jayz to fill up arenas, you know. I dont need jlo and i dont need jon bon jovi. Nice guy. Theyre all nice. Theyre all nice. But i dont need them. Without jayz and beyonce and all of these people. We can get stars. We dont need them. Cheating, right . I didnt have to bring jlo or jayz. The only way she gets anybody. Im here all by myself. I am here all by myself. Just me. No guitar. No piano. No nothing. [ laughter ] seth thats right. Trump didnt bring a guitar or a piano, but thats okay. I have got an instrument for you, donald. The worlds smallest violin. [ cheers and applause ] boohoo. Your hands, it would be a regular sized violin. [ laughter ] now, even more absurd than trumps whining about the celebrities was how the Trump Campaign complained about the language contained in jayz and beyonce lyrics. Trumps surrogate, scottie nell hughes, went on cnn and pointed out that a jayz video had images of molotov cocktails, but she called them someing different, and so much better. When you look at jayz. We talked about this that night. That he might be working on but one of his main videos starts off with ow mozeltov cocktails at the police. [ laughter ] seth now, for those of you who dont know, a mozeltov cocktail is what you throw at a jewish wedding if the groom is not a doctor. [ laughter ] congratulations on your union. Now lets burn it down and yet, at the same time trump and his team and complaining about musicians and foul language, he himself campaigned with ted nugent who has said thing about hillary that we cant even repeat here. And he did this on stage at a trump rally just last night. I got your blue state right here, baby. [ cheers and applause ] black and blue seth wait. What . [ laughter ] why are your genitals black and blue . [ laughter ] it is it because you keep grabbing them like that . Because you should go see a doctor, like, right away. [ laughter ] al crotchgrabber ted nugent doesnt explain trumps new slogan, im with deez. So trump never got any actual celebrities to come to his rallies but he found other ways to entertain his crowds. Like this moment from today where he spotted someone with a trump halloween costume. Look at this mask. Look at this mask. Oh, wow. Wow. Thats beautiful. Seth he looks like a scoobydoo villain who is so selfcentered he used a mask of his own face. [ laughter ] and i would have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for your meddling hispanics. [ laughter ] they send their meddlers. Mexico is sending their pesky meddlers. [ laughter ] but those werent the only moments that gave us insights weekend. There was also a very unflattering portrait of trumps final days on the trail in the new york times. Which revealed that in order to keep trump on message, aides to trump have finally wrested away the twitter account that he used to savage his rivals. They had to take away his twitter account. An embarrassing revelation that gave president obama the perfect opening to do what has clearly become one of his favorite hobbies this campaign season. Burning donald trump. Apparently his campaign has taken away his twitter. In the last two days theyve they had so little confidence in his selfcontrol they said were just going to take away your twitter. Now, if somebody cant handle a twitter account, they cant handle the nuclear code. [ cheers and applause ] if somebody starts tweeting at 3 00 in the morning because cant handle the nuclear codes. Seth thats the standup comedy obama i was talking about. [ cheers and applause ] after his presidency is over, catch his new netflix special you cant handle the nuclear codes. [ laughter ] [ obama impression ] now, if you are in a decadeslong feud with rosie odonnell, you cant handle the nuclear codes. [ laughter and applause ] darkest secrets to billy bush, you cant handle the nuclear codes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the times story also revealed this disturbing anecdote about trump. Despite losing his twitter account, trump still privately muses about all the ways he will punish his enemies after election day. Including a threat to fund a superpac with vengeance as his core mission. He muses about vengeance. He is like a bond villain, except instead oro cat, he probably uses his own hair. [ laughter ] nonetheless, despite his tantrums about celebrities, trump has managed, at least by his incredibly low standards, to stay on message. But that message was undercut on sunday, by the fbis announcement that they had not found anything in the newly discovered hillary emails. Immediately the Trump Campaign attacked the fbi for its decision to clear hillary. For example, the trump camp tried to claim that the fbi couldnt have possibly reviewed which is, you may remember, were found on the laptop of former congressman Anthony Wiener as quickly as it did. Trump advisor, general michael flynn, tweeted impossible. There are 691,200 seconds in eight days. Director comey has thoroughly reviewed 650,000 emails in eight days, an email per second. Impossible. But actually, it is possible because they have Computer Software that lets them search through emails quickly. What did he think they were doing . Printing out all of Anthony Wieners emails and going through them one by one to in each picture . [ laughter ] yeah, thats him. Thats him. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, hold on. No, no, no thats him. It was just a shadow. [ laughter ] so yesterday the candidates delivered their closing arguments at competing rallies in swing states, and i think their choice of guests tells us a lot about where the race stands going into election day. Hillary, was with khizr kahn, the father of a soldier killed in iraq who was attacked by trump this summer after he challenged trump over his trump last night. Donald trump, would my son, captain humayun khan, have a place in your america . No. Would muslims have a place in your america . No. Would latinos have a place in your america . No. Would africanamericans have a place in your america, donald trump . No. Would anyone who isnt like you have a place in your america, donald trump . No. Prove america belongs to all of us. [ cheering ] seth it was a powerful moment. Meanwhile, trump was in michigan with a special guest of his own who had this equally inspirational message. I got your blue state right here, baby seth mazel tov. Im sorry. Molotov. 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My Insurance Company definitely doesnt have that. You can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you . . . [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back everybody. Please give it up for the also sitting in with the 8g band this week, he is the highlyrespected drummer from steely dan, and has a record out now called city of cranes from his new group band of other brothers. Keith carlock is here. Thank you so much for being here, keith. Honored to have you. I really appreciate it. [ cheering ] all right, you guys. Our first guest tonight, is an Emmy Awardwinning actor. You know from films such as the big lebowski, the artist and 10 cloverfield lane. You can currently see him on broadway, in the revival of the front page, which is playing at the broadhurst theatre through january 29th. Please welcome back to the show, our friend, john goodman. [ cheers and applause ] . . Seth you ran here. [ cheers and applause ] you ran all the way here. Must finish marathon. Seth oh, you just finished the marathon . Top off at central park. Seth oh, no. So how far into the marathon are you . How many of the 26 miles . A couple blocks. [ laughter ] seth is this your first time running it . Yeah. Seth okay. First time today. Seth okay, gotcha. Did you do a lot of training . Uh, no. Seth okay, gotcha. God no. Seth overrated . I think thats the problem. These shoes. Seth oh, yeah. Those arent great shoes. They dont, they didnt even give you a number. [ light laughter ] what kind of marathon are they running . What, whats wrong with this country. That cant be fixed tomorrow. Weve got a bunch of angry orcs out there. Seth yeah. Who are just anyway. Seth anyway. Its good to be here, seth. Seth its great to be here. [ cheers and applause ] its great to have you here. Im always happy to be here. So uh, congratulations on this play. Thank you. Seth its open. Yeah. Seth wonderful reviews. This is, this takes place, what is it, the 1920s, yeah . 1928 it was written. Seth and its a, it takes in the newsroom of the criminal courts building in chicago, illinois. Seth and one of the things this play focuses on, is the lengths reporters will go to get a story. And how oftentimes, the truth is not the most important part of the story. Selling newspapers is the, is the is what they want. Seth and its, its interesting how timely it is, because i feel like one of the big conversations now is, the press has never been worse at going for the story instead of the truth. But this really reminds us, that this has beein yeah, and they had a, many more newspapers back then seth sure. And they were competing, and they all had to get the hot ticket on the front page. Seth and now, you play a sheriff, whose based on a real life character. Yeah, my characters named peter b. Hartman. Who was based on a guy named peter b. Hoffman. Seth so they didnt really work that hard to cover up who it was about. [ laughter ] yeah, he he sued. Seth did he really . Yeah, he he threatened to sue. I think he threatened a lot of things. But he seth we have a guy like that now. Yeah. Thats another thing that didnt go out of style. Yeah. Well, he invents, my guy invents the red scare. Seth oh, he does. There you go. To hunt down bolsheviks in chicago. Seth wow. And um, fun ensues. Seth oh, okay. Great. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth this is, but this is one of those plays, i mean, this is i feel like, the famous play that then led to the films, where this, the very fast pattern talking. Yeah, its a, it moves a mile a minute. Its like a freight train. Seth and is it as stressful as you thought it would be, or is it easier once you get into it . Get into it, but building the thing was, our director jack obrien, would have torn his hair out had he had any. [ laughter ] he did a lovely job. Seth so youre in this film, nathan lane is in this play. Hes one of the stars as well. The wonderful nathan lane. [ cheers ] and you, you were, youve been on broadway with him before. I was on broadway with him six years ago. We did waiting for godot. Seth uhhuh. Uh, 1978 i did my first play nights dream at Equity Library theater. And nathan was in it, as well as dann florek whos in the front page as well. Seth and that midsummer nights dream, this is not the conventional shakespeare midsummer nights dream. Well, it was based on shakespeare. Seth uhhuh. No, it was shakespeare, but it was a a disco version. [ laughter ] seth so in 1970 the director had, the director had the concept while walking through studio 54 one night, and goes, this is not unlike a dream. Seth oh, no. Did he ever tell you guys what drugs he was on . [ light laughter ] when he had that idea . I dont think he could afford em. [ laughter ] seth and that was ill provide the drugs, damn it. Seth was that, was that a well received play . No. Seth no . No, i [ laughter ] because there was, there was the newspaper strike on at the time. Seth uhhuh. And the only newspaper that reviewed us was a german newspaper. Seth and they didnt like it . I dont know. [ laughter ] im just assuming from my knowledge of german, that they seth did you the german people went nuts. Seth did you, working with nathan lane, did you have any sense of the kind of talent he had at that age . Yeah. Seth oh, you did. Very much, yeah. And i used to go see him after that, do standup and his act around town. Seth and John Slattery is in the play as well. Yeah. Seth and do you and slattery have history . Uh, just a little bit. We did a radio play about ten years ago, in dumbo brooklyn. The coen brothers, wrote my part of it. Seth and the coen brothers, know you, from those films. You have a long history i have a storied history with them. Seth you have a storied history. How did the storied history, raising arizona, is your first film with them, right . Yeah. Seth how does, so thats obviously the big one. Thats the big audition, you get that part, and then that gets you all the others. How did that go down . I very well, apparently. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah, no i, i went in there. I didnt know a thing about em. They had one film that i saw after the audition, but we just went in and just started goofing on resume pictures. Seth okay, so you were i was doing the goofing. But we just, started getting along like a house on fire, as it were. It was one of the best auditions i ever did. It was just fun. Seth and is it safe to say, walter in lebowski is the role that you are most approached about . That is safe to say. Seth yeah, okay. [ applause ] and you, you are a st. Louis cardinals fan. Yes, sir. Seth and you had quite the honor, which is you got to go to a , first pitch . You have pictures of this. Seth i got it, well, i only have a picture of your bobble head. Cause its a nice thing to get your own bobble head. Yeah, yeah. Seth and but yours is a, is a walter bobble head, and there you are. Yep. Seth thats a fantastic [ cheers and applause ] making a humorous face. Thats when i had my stroke. [ laughter ] seth oh, is that, like right as they took the photo . Yeah, yeah. They thought it was funny. Seth oh, no. And how long after did they figure out that you were in dire medical straights. They knew, when i was in the seth okay, gotcha. Did you throw out a first pitch too . Yeah. Seth howd it go . I almost to the plate. Seth okay. Yeah. Seth thats not bad though. I went all the way out to the mound, and it was their starting pitcher, Adam Wainwright who caught it. And i didnt want to get too nuts and hurt him. Seth so, right. So you didnt, you didnt give it the full goodman. No. Seth yeah. Just a, threequarters goodman. And yeah, i bounced it off in front of the plate. Seth so you had some history in chicago. You spent time there, right . Yeah, a little bit. Seth and um, so i have to ask this question. Cardinals fans, obviously, they are not historically fans of the was that nice . Did you enjoy it . Theyve always gotten along, though. Seth okay they have. Theyre not red soxyankees. No, no, no, its a really friendly rivalry. Seth okay good, so did you feel joy for your chicago brethren . I did, yeah. Seth thats great. Very much so, i was really happy. They can stop whining now. [ laughter ] seth yeah, i think thats the best thing. They can finally like no, it was great. It was just wonderful to see. I used to know harry caray and was happy for him. Seth how, how was harry caray . Was harry caray exactly what you wanted him to be . Yep, every bit of it. Seth yeah. Yeah, he was just a great seth did you hang out with him usually after games or before games . [ harry caray impression ] during and after we went to the bar with dutchy, his wife. [ laughter ] he was, yeah, he was a wonderful guy. Seth thats fantastic. Well, i think we all thought of him last week when that happened. Absolutely. [ laughter ] seth thank you so much for being here. Always great to see you john. Thanks, seth. [ cheers and applause ] seth john goodman, everybody. The front page, is at the broadhurst theatre through january 29th. Well be rightk [ cheers and applause ] . . ] . . . . What . Tv character why are you texting my man at 2 a. M. . No. If you want someone to leave you alone, you pretend like youre sleeping. Its what you do. If you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. Tv character taking selfies in the kitchen does not make you a model. cheering on tv you may write me down in history, with your bitter, twisted lies. You may trod me in the very dirt, but still like dust, i rise. You can shoot me with your words. You can cut me with your lies. You can kill me with your hatefulness. But still, like air. 007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. 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This might be the last time seth sure. We get a drink together. Seth yeah, lets do is it. Lets just do it. Seth cause we dont know, we dont know which one of us gets to stay i know seth which one of us has to go. [ laughter ] which ones in a camp, i think we know which one. Seth here we go, cheers, buddy. Cheers its been so nice knowing you. [ applause ] seth so thats good stuff. Seth that is good stuff. Im just going to really drink this. Seth yeah, im going to really drink this too. Im excited. Congratulations on the show. Thanks for having me thank you, its like broadway night, here. Seth its broadway, its such its one of the great choice about doing one of these shows in new york. Is getting you broadway guys to stop by. I have to ask this question because everyone is talking about politics. Yeah. Seth obviously on our show, you know, we have writers, we have the crew and we talk about politics all the time. Its part of our show. Are you guys talking about the election fulltime at your show . Yeah, constantly. Constantly. Like i think we take it for granted that, particularly in theater, but certainly most actors are probably democrats. And like you sort of figure like, oh, were all in the same thing. And then we moved into the theater, and there was one stage hand who had a trump 2016 tshirt, which is like super bold. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] if you are working on a Broadway Musical. Seth yeah. Then he was just, like, gone. [ laughter ] so im not positive, but i think it was like the gay mafia came in and was like seth so it is real . It is real . I mean, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] seth the gay mafia is but he just disappeared. Yeah, but were all talking about it. And the crew back stage, we have a really fantastic crew at the kerr and their offices are in the basement and every office they have these monster tvs. And theres always, like, with the world series on. Seth yeah. Like they were all that was, you know, all that was on was the world series while we were doing a musical upstairs. [ laughter ] but it was great because, like, at this point weve been running for about a month. They also know most of the talking about the game, but then also, like, singing along with us. [ laughter ] so its like just a beautiful Little Utopia in our theater of like the straight crew people and us. [ laughter ] seth the rest of you yeah, so this show, this musical, a bit more serious than what we maybe have seen from you in the past. It is. It is. It is you know, theres parts that are very funny. There are parts that are very touching, but it mostly centers around this kind of unexpected family dynamic. The first act deals with this guy, marvin, played by the who leaves his wife played by stephanie black, and his son played by this adorable 12yearold named anthony rosenthal. Leaves him to be with me. So we sort of deal with that. Its sort of i dont want to say it like it happens every day [ laughter ] now because thats not exactly true, but in 1979 when the show was written seth a big deal, yeah. It was pretty groundbreaking material, yeah. Then the second act, we sort of Flash Forward a few years in the future, and thats when things informed me that i should downplay like the sadness aspect. Seth okay, gotcha. And the death. [ laughter ] seth okay. Got you. But like, the gay character comes down with something in the 80s. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] doesnt end well. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] very uplifting and very moving. Seth yeah, there you go, yes. And that was very effectively downplayed. I dont think anybody got yeah. I dont think anybody knows what im talking about, right . [ laughter ] um, when youre doing when do obviously theres this emotional story. Yeah. Seth and as an actor, you are trying to affect the audience with the story youre telling. Is it weird to i mean, because assuming this is a bit of a tear jerker in the audience. Yeah. Seth do you feel happy when people are crying in that you have done your job . Hell yeah. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, i mean, when we hear audible, like, sniffles and sobs, like i give myself a pat on the back, and then its always nice when you see somebody who looks like hell after the show like theyve been crying a lot or maybe still crying a little bit. You are, like, thank you so much [ laughter ] seth but now thanks for coming seth lets say you had a friend come to the show and then they came back stage to say hi afterwards, if they ca back and sa, oh, that was so much fun, dude. That was rad. Would you howd you learn all those words . Seth yeah. Yeah, no, i have had that happen. I dont talk to them anymore. [ laughter ] seth okay, good. You mention i just like go through my phone and delete it. Seth you mentioned this 12yearold cast member, anthony. Yeah. Seth and ive heard that you for him, which is a great sign of progress, its very hard for him to comprehend how gay men used to be treated. Yeah, absolutely. We have to sort of explain to him that, you know, in 1979 if your def another man, like, probably not cool on the playground. [ laughter ] it was great, as you said. Theres been wonderful strides made socially, but also, like, it was kind of sad that we had to teach this kid, you know, bigotry. [ laughter ] like, hey, little kid. This is how you hate people. Yeah, so it was but it was moving. It was really moving to sort of have to sort of explain that to him. Because he really didnt understand why that would have been play. Yeah. Seth so is it is being around not only adults but an adult themed show like this, how is he handling that . [ laughter ] is he completely jaded or does he still manage to be a kid . No, he is still a little kid. Seth yeah. Which is great. Because i was im nervous. I dont want him to get, you know, like into like lohan territory. So im just like just stay with us buddy. Seth yeah, you dont want that on you. You dont want that on you. But he is still definitely like a little kid. And we sometimes will forget. Like im not used to being around children, so every once in a while, like, you forget and say [ bleep ] that you shouldnt. [ laughter ] see i did it already like i should be trusted. [ bleep ] kids. Seth there you go. [ laughter ] but, no hes a joy. But hes still is definitely a little kid. And like on our opening night, we took our press photos and stuff together, and then we were walking back into the party room, and i said, do you know where your parents are . Were at this fancy party, and he is all dressed up, and he was acting very, like, mature. He is, like, i dont know. Phoebe from friends run. I was, like, oh, youre still just a little kid. Thats fun. [ laughter ] seth thats good. Thats good for you. Seth now you some broadway shows are dark tomorrow because of the election. You are not. Youre doing your show. No, were were going to be a distraction for a little while. Seth part of me is jealous because we are being preempted, so i have the whole day off. I feel like theres that election hole, you can feign into where you just got to watch it. Want to come hang out . Seth are you happy . Are you relieved you get out and do your job tomorrow and not have to be focusing every second . A little bit. I fear that theres going to be a lot of, like, talk, back stage, obviously. Seth yeah. Theres going to be a lot of people, like, on the phones and, like, on the big screen tvs in our basement. [ laughter ] its going to be, like, surrounding us. Seth you just dont want to hear the audience. You dont want in the middle of the song and hear somebody go pennsylvanias too close to call [ laughter ] yeah. Exactly. Phones lighting up. Seth just a lot of damn it, nate silver people screaming. [ laughter ] i dont want that. Seth no, you dont want that. I dont want that. Seth then tomorrow, too, you might have people come back crying, and it might have nothing to do with you. [ laughter ] thats the worst possible outcome. Seth thank you so much for bringing whiskey out. Well, thanks, i just felt like we should have a Little Something seth im going to finish the rest of mine, really good. Because also i just want to say too, your work this election cycle has been so solid. And so [ cheering ] seth thats very kind. Weve had a lot of fun. So hilarious. Seth weve had a lot of fun. Its always a lot of fun having you here. Andrew rannells, everybody. Falsetto is at the walter kerr theatre now through january 8th. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] . . Simulation initiated. . [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. Simulation complete. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. 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Thats washington. And he fits right in. End Citizens United is responsible for the content of this ad. . . [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back to late night, everybody. You know, as this election winds to a close, weve gotten used to on the big issues that matter to americans. But not all those takes are the right takes. You find that out over time. So, now lets take a look at some of the wrong ones. This is the wrong take. . . The wrong take. I think Hillary Clinton should release all of her emails. I think she should release them into a large wooded area, and we should be able to hunt them. [ laughter ] the wrong take. Uh, anyone who is wearing a turban should be questioned. Questions like whats in your turban . If theres snacks up there, they should have to share them. [ laughter ] the wrong take. I dont think the government should shut down nasa. I think they should make a second nasa, and then the two nasa can get gay married. [ laughter ] the wrong take. I would never circumcise a child. I think Something Like that should be done by a professional. [ laughter ] the wrong take. I think america should have three parties, and i think the third party should be the type like trade wives. [ laughter ] the wrong take. We should only eat animals who eat us. No fish, no cows, no chickens. Yes, wolves and yes, crocodiles. And yes, worms. [ laughter ] the wrong take. I dont think john mccain is a war hero. We dont call those heroes where im from. We call them hoagies. John mccain is a war hoagie. [ laughter ] the wrong take. I think we should save the pandas, and then when weve save up enough of them, we should make a delicious stew. [ laughter ] the wrong take. Women dont deserve equal rights. They deserve equal frights. Boo oh [ laughter ] the wrong take. They should make jaw breakers softer so people can bite them. The wrong take. [ laughter ] i think there should be a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants, but i through my yard. It should go through my neighbor toms yard, because toms a dick. [ laughter ] the wrong take. If women are allowed to breastfeed in public, men should be allowed to penisfeed in public. [ audience ohs ] the wrong take. [ cheers and applause ] that last guy had a point. That was the wrong take. Well be right back with music from the 1975, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] your Insurance Company wont replace the full value of your totaled new car. The guy says, you picked the wrong insurance plan. No, i picked the wrong Insurance Company. With new car replacement . , well replace the full value of your car plus depreciation. Liberty mutual insurance. . . You dont own me . . Dont try to change me in any way . . Oh . . Dont tell me what to do . The new 2017 corolla with Toyota Safety sense standard. . You dont own me . Toyota. Lets go places. Were going to prove just how wet and sticky your current gel antiperspirant is. Now were going to show you how degree dry spray is different. 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Russ feingold in the senate theres a choice you can go along with the rigged system, or you can stand for something that matters. I stand with wisconsin working families. Going to all 72 counties, i know how hard you work and how wages arent keeping up. Senator johnson stands with ceos tax loopholes for billionaires, and work to build an economy that works for everyone. Im Russ Feingold and i approve this message because you deserve a senator who stands up for you. . . [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. My next guests critically praised sophomore album debuted at number one in the u. K. And u. S. Back on the show to perform somebody else give it up for [ cheers and applause ] . . . So i heard you found somebody else and at first i thought it was a lie . . I took all my things that make sounds the rest i can do without . . I dont want your body but i hate to think about you with somebody else our love has gone cold . . Youre intertwining your soul with somebody else . . Im looking through . And then leaving with somebody else no i dont want your body . . But im picturing your body with somebody else . . . . . . . . . . Come on baby this aint the last time that ill see your face . . Come on baby you said youd find someone to take my place . . I just dont believe that ive got it in you cause . I start to believe in anything youre saying im reminded that i should be getting over it . . I dont want your body but i hate to think about you with somebody else . . Our love has gone cold youre intertwining your soul with somebody else . . While youre looking through your phone and then leaving with somebody else . . No i dont want your body but im picturing your body with somebody else . . . . . . . . Get someone you love get someone you need get money . . I cant give you my soul cause were never alone . . Get someone you love get someone you need get money . . I cant give you my soul cause were never alone . . . . . . . . . . I dont want your body but i hate to think about you with somebody else . . Our love has gone cold youre intertwining your . Im looking through you while youre looking through your phone and then leaving with somebody else . . No i dont want your body but im picturing your body with somebody else . . . [ cheers and applause ] seth the 1975, everyone head over to latenightseth. Com and see another great performance of their song, a change of heart. When i was one year old, i was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer on my spinal chord. But i spent my whole life fighting back. So you can imagine what i thought when i saw donald trump say. I dont know what i said, ah, i dont remember that reporter he is talking about suffers from a chronic condition that impairs movement of his arms. I dont want a president who makes n of me. Priorities usa action is responsible for the content of this advertising. Hillarclinton im Hillary Clinton and i approve this message. Vo in times crisis america dends on steady leadership. Donald trump knock the crap out of them, would you . Seriously. Vo clear thinki. Donald trump i know more about isis than the generals do, believe me. Vo and calm judgment. Donald trump and you can tell them to them. Vo just one. Over 80,000 wisconsin jobs lost to unfair trade. But senator johnson sided with corporate interests, calling for even more unfair trade voting for special tax baks for corporations shipping jobs overseas, costing taxpayers billions. And johnsons been exposed for using what looks like an offshore tax shelter for himself. Senate majority pac is responsible [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to john goodman, andrew rannells, the 1975, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] keith carlock, the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for carson daly. See you after the election. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Carson good evening and welcome to last call from 97. 1 amp radio