No, no 20william12, were gonna stick with the red. You chase down the blue. 20william15, this is 20william12. Thats confirmed. You got red, were going with the blue one. Whats the pursuit, sir . We got a dual pursuit 20william15 and 20william12. Whos that . Riggs and murtaugh. And the squad. 20 bucks on riggs and murtaugh. Whos driving . Murtaugh in his wifes station wagon. Ill take some of that. I know nothing about the wifes station wagon. Bets off hey, shut up [siren] [speaking foreign language] what the hell is that . What language is that, huh . I never heard of that stuff before. I think it was german. Is it its a japanese japanese . Radio. Maybe they bought the lapd as well. They own everything else. 20william15, be advised. Shots billy15, thanks being fired. For the scoop. The damn maniac just shot out my wifes windshield. Were in pursuit. Westbound on 3rd and hill. Aw, man were splitting up, splitting up dispatcher 20william15, do you copy . Come in. Wow, now were cooking will you damn it step on it . [panicked shouting] aw, damn you all right . Oh id like to see your drivers licee and proof of insurance we got the blue one the red ones going up the hill so is riggs, on foot hey, riggs get in h go around the other side. Hes getting away. Im driving. Move over. Im driving. Ill drive. Damn, riggs. Did you get a make on that red beemer yet . Not one scratch. You hear . Youre not gonna make it. Im gonna make it. Theres not enough room. Youre not gonna make it martin, trish is gonna kill me move over get off, you dumb sucker oh, damn it, you were right, you kw . There wasnt enough room. Stay in your car. Get down get down get down stay down get down go on stay stay get down come on hes making a hard right. This was a new car, riggs. Well, it still is. On 3. 1. 2. 3 ow you forgot to turn your left signal where the hell is he . This guys mandrake. Where were you, man . What do you mean, where was i . Damn it where he did he go . G out hes gone you were supposed to come on 3 i thought you meant 1, 2, 3, then go. No no on 3 we always go on 3 we dont alwayso on 3 sometimes we go on 1, 2, 3, go go check back there if you see anyone, beat the hell out of him [crash] he crawled into the trunk. I got you covered. Holy smoke. Thats a lot of money. What is this . Look at that. Its gold, man. Its gold, man. Its krugerrands. You cant import this into the country. I believe youre right. All that damage you caused downtown is coming out of the departnts budget. Fine. Pay it off in krugerrands. Dont make jokes, murtaugh. Make arrests. You came up empty. I want an explanation. Things got a little ouof hand. You told me this was gonna be a routine drug bust. You didnt say anything about helicopters in the middle of the city, automatic weapons. Krugerrands. Ok. This w a little bigger than we thought. Aw, shoot. Talk to you later. Uhh huhhh uhh you never gonna get out of that. Give it up, man. 5. 00. 1 minute, 15 seconds. Scratch my nose. Dont try to help him. Hey, hey, hey. Whats going on here. Games . Is this a kindergartenlass or a Police Station . Lets get some work done here. Houdini jr. Bet he could free himself inside of 5 minutes. Got one minute, babe. Money in the bank, riggs. Dont try this at home, boys and girls. Uhh [crack] ow its all over now. Put your money on the table. Get back to work. Check the clock. Suckers. Oh, man. Shoot. Somebody check that thing. How did you do that, man . I dislocated my shoulder one time. Damn, man, doesnt that hurt . Yeah. It does. But not as much as when i put it back in. Oh aah ha ha ha ha hes sick. Well, if it isnt mrs. Sigmund fraud. My door is always open, sergeant. I think we ought to keep this on a professional level, dont you, doc . Why the hell do you do this to yourself, riggs . Who else could i do it to . None of them will let me. Besides, i need the money. Come on. Cough up. Come on. Its not all here yet. I want it all. I want the lot. Hey, hey, hey, h. Where did this come from . You guys just cant help yourself to this stuff. Thats mine. I won that. Hey. Its not yours, hear . You want to get busted . Huh . Im going to get some chili. You coming . No. Not tonight. Why not . Riannes commercials on. Riannes in a commercial . Hey, not so loud. Whats the matter . Id be proud of her. Well, i havent seen it yet. I dont know. What if she stinks . You gotta be kidding. Shes gonna be great. Shes gonna be great. Hey, everybody, listen up. Hey shh tonight atwhat time . Oh, come on, riggs what time . What time . 8 00. At 8 00 tonight on chachannel. 8. 8. The sergeants beautiful daughter, miss Rianne Murtaugh hey. Hey. All right. Shes gonna be making her Television Debut in a commercial. Dad, what happened . This was a brandnew car. Moms gonna be upset. Its still a brandnew car. No, its not. Shut up. Hey, i dont want your mother to know about it. Hey. Hey. Here. Here. Do your homework, too, huh . Hey hey i havent read these yet. Rianne put em in there. Why dont you look out for me, ok . Mcgee, i want to use my driveway once in a while, ok . Hey, nice oxygen tent. I was thinking of getting one of these. Oxygen tent . Do i look like Michael Jackson . No, but youre bad. This is a 2car garage. This is my hobby room upstairs. Come on. Take a look at it. Ill retire when im 52, and the whole 9 yards kick in when im 55. Hey, cut it out. Youre not thinking of retiring, are you . Well, i been thinking about it since i met you. Nice hobby room you got here. Ha ha ha. [bang] hey jeez, guys what the hells wrong with you guys . Im sorry. Thats very uncool. Youre sorry . Dont you guys use hammers anymore . Whats a hammer . Let me see this. Easy, easy. Its no saturday night special, for crying out loud. All right, all right. All right. All right, give it back. Ok. Ok. A mans not even safe in his own home. Stay the hell outta here, then. You got any outstanding traffic warrants . Why . Can you fix em . Almost time. Are we taping this . Yes, honey, so we can watch it over and over again. Take the stairs. Nick, get your feet off the table. You, too, martin. The colors no good. Dad, the colors fine. Youre gonna mess it up. I want my baby to look good. Then unplug it. Hey, nick, thats your sister. The picture looks perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Do i know you . Yes, sir. We had a long talk about a week ago. You remember . We did . About what . About your new hobby room, sir. Daddy, this is george. How you doing, sir . Did you get the sense that i liked you . Yes, you did, sir. Well, sit down and be quiet. Hey, hey. Whats that youre eating, dad . My tuna fish sandwich. Tuna . Tuna . Daddy, you cant eat tuna. I cant eat what . Mom,ad killed flipper. Were boycotting tuna, honey, because they kill the dolphins that get caught in the nets. Only albacore. Alba what . Have a ham sandwich. Yeah. Eat miss piggy instead. Aah ha ha ooh, im sorry. Its only my eye. Oh oh, my god aah its coming on my baby. Ha ha ha look its rianne hey. Hey. T. V. Announcer when the time has come. And the moment is right. Remember. Use condoms. We do. We do. T. V. Announcer condoms because caring means all the protection you can get. Trish. Take the kids upstairs. Daddy, we learn about this every day in human development. In human what . Human development what . Trish . Development, daddy. Come on, you guys. Upstairs, upstairs. Nick, upstairs. You know how your father is when he gets like this. I looked fat. I liked it, rianne. George. Yes, sir . Home. Out. But, sir yes, sir. Whats with you, rog . She was great. She looked beautiful. Yeah, i liked it. [chuling quietly] look, rog, i thought was great. Rianne, that was just that was just rianne, i thought you were terrific. Did you really . I think shes got a hell of a future, dont you, george . Yeah. She was good. George is afraid of daddy. Hes going home. Dont be silly. Stick around. Except mr. Murtaugh has a gun. Yeah, but its an old gun, and hes not a very good shot. Thats really good. Im gonna go anyway. Good night. Ill buy you a beer. Ok. Let him buy the beer. Youre under 21. Be bacyeah, by midnight. Right. Just wait and see. Cops never let up. Ill have rubbers on my desk, rubbers in the mail, rubbers in the coffee. Rubbers, rubbers, rubbers. If youd only kept your mouth shut. But, oh, you had to tell everybody. Give the boys some credit you totaled your brand new car. Nobodys hurt, but there will still be pain. It comes when your Insurance Company says theyll only pay three quarters of what it takes to replace it. What are you supposed to do . Drive three quarters of a car . Now if you had Liberty Mutual new car replacement, youd get your whole car back. I guess they dont want you driving around on three wheels. Smart. With Liberty Mutual new car replacement, well replace the full value of your car. See Car Insurance in a whole new light. Liberty mutual insurance. Wait. Wait. Perfect. 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Come on over here, hans. Mind the plastic. Im having some paintindone. Now, the important thing, hans, is are you all right . No bones broken . Im fine, thank you. A few bumps and bruises, eh . Yeah, thats all. Good. Good. However, we did lose over 1 million in krugerrand. I know. Im sorry, mr. Rudd. Um. It happens. Sometimes these things do not go as planned. As you say, they just happen, eh, pieter . You give a whole new meaning to the word drop cloth, mr. Rudd. Certain polimen in this city have become an intolerable nuisance. Theyre obviously onto us again. How do you propose to handle the situation . Warn them off. Its my experience that a scared cop is more useful than a dead one. A warning. Is that not a bit tame . Depends how you do it. In that case, you had better have a look at this. This. Damn kaffir. Lovely. Remember to take these in order, martin. Heres a packet for each day of the week. Oh. Thank you. This yours . What . I found it in the wash. Yeah. Thanks. I, uh. Keep on losing this. [meow] somethings wrong. No, no, not really. Its just a damn pen. You were saying about the pen . It just reminds me of something, thats all. Reminds you of what . It reminded me of the night vicki was killed. I didnt mean to push. Thats ok. We never really talked about this, did we . I was supposed to be meeting her for dinner. I was up to my eyeballs in work. And, uh. I forgot about the whole thing. I guess she waited at the restaurant for an hour before she decided to drive home alone. Mustve been midnight before i got home. I got home to a ringing phone, so naturally, i answered it. They told me she was killed in a cacrash. I should have been driving. Wed have been all right, huh . Anyway, i remember falling down on my knees, and i started shaking all over, and. I remember thinking, im losing it. Im just losing it. There i was, lying on the living room floor. Lying there, and im seeing under the couch. And i see this gold pen. Gold pen, just lying there under the couch. Ive been looking for it everywhere. I havent seen it in 2 months. There it is. And this voice goes off inside my head, kind of like a drill instructor. I really heard it. Itaid, get up now i didnt feel like it, but i got up. The muscles were still working. Then i droveto the hospital and identified her in the morgue and signed herut with my gold pen. Gold pen. Trish found a gold pen in the laundry. Look around you, sam. Look around you. One day, sam. Hey, thisll all be yours. [chuckles] yeah. Find a nice bitch, raise a couple of pups. A man could live here and be happy, huh . Hmm. Hey, did anybody tell you if you sit on the cold rocks too long, come on, lets get outta here, watch some tv. Tv hero a new cologne for men. [chuckles] [woof] mmm ohh kaffirs. You wondering about your kids, murtaugh, huh . Youre wondering what we done to them, huh . You know, if i was you, id be going nuts right now. Id be going bananas. You want to know what we done . Shall i tell you . You just let your imaginion run wild, man. After this, it gets bloody. Now, tell your people to back off. Dont you go being a smart kaffir. Maybe we let you live, huh . Come on, lets go. Oh, no oh, mom, are you all right . [screeching] you didnt see a face . What face . They all had on hoods. What about a voice . Any voice . He had a strange accent. I couldnt place it. Not german, not english. Kind oguttural. Um, strange accent. Hey. Wait, wait. Anything like what we were chasing the other night . Yeah. Yeah, kind of like that, yeah. Did you get trish and the kids out . Yeah, theyre at her sisters house in bellflower. I even gave the carpenter a week off. Hey, listen up, everybody. You all heard about what happened to rog last night . Nothing yet. Theyll keep us posted. Point being, weve got to watch each others backs, fronts, and every other damn thing. Youre invited to watch my back tomorrow. Poker. Dont be late. My house. Hey, count me in. Im the big winner around here. Hey, captain. Uh, ok, be right in. I got Something Special for you boys a guy by the name of. Getz. Leo getz. Has been place in protective custody, and you two guys are gonna babysit him till washington sends out the feds. How long . Soon as all the red tape is processed. Couple, 3 days. This guy getz is gonna testify before a commission of inquirydrugs, laundered money, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, willie, ill be there in 10 minutes. Ok, 10 minutes. This is not a schlock assignment. Yes, it is. No, it isnt. It is. Captain, its it isnt. A schlock assignment. Shut up, the both of you. Here you go, sir. Ive guaranteed this guys safety. For the job. And, after last night, you could use the break. I can handle last night. Yeah. What are we supposed to do with this guy . How the hell should i know . Take him to disneyland. This stinks. Its a nice hotel. All your expenses are being picked up by the justice department, so enjoy yourself. 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