Stop [objects clattering] stop stop hold it hang on [tires squealing] stop [siren wailing] riggs oh [gunshots firing] riggs uhoh [metal crashing] [objects clattering] wheres the pursuit . Whoa [screaming] [grunts] [thunderous explosion] r. Riggs hey, hey, just relax, relax, riggs. Relax . Riggs riggs oh. Riggs r. Riggs hey, get back, just get back. Get back riggs, talk to me. Hey, riggs. Riggs, you alive . Come here. Hey, dont move. Just dont move. Just get. Get. I said get. Get back. You all right . Hey, hey, hey. [screaming] oh, dont touch me dont touch me okay, okay, okay. Im not touching you. Im not touching you. Just be. Just be careful. Dont touch me dont hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Dont touch me dont toh me okay, i wont touch you. Im not touching you. [shoulder slams] [laughing, crying] you okay now . Im miffed. Now im miffed. Okay. Hes done this twice. Ow damn son of a gun, ill suck his eyes out through his nose. Twice, twice he got away. Nobody gets away from me twice. Okay. Just sit there and just relax. Just relax. You okay . Yeah im okay. Im okay. Im okay. Im okay. [approaching sirens wailing] roger hey hey, im having it. I thought you quit. I ran t of biscuits, all right . Gimme a break. [car horn honking] oh ow [groaning] oh, perfect. Whatd i miss . Whatd i miss . Riggs leo, what are you doing here . Hey, riggs, riggs, great car chase. Great chase. What are you doing here, man . What are you doing here . Howd you find us, huh . My Police Scanner. What are you doing with a Police Scanner . What am i . Hello, car 54, where are you . Hey, i cracked this case for you guys. Listen, mesa verdes legit. They got a Housing Project out in the desert. Its called rancho arroyo. Riggs i know where that is. Hey, why dont we go check it out . Lets check it out. Thats a good idea, rog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Wait, wait, ill leave my car here andll come with you. No youre not coming with us. No, no, no, no. Leo yes, i am. Ill take my car then. No, youre not. Leo yes, i am. [gunshot fires] i cant believe you did that i got a spare in the trunk. Ill fix this. Youre driving. No, im driving. How could you do that . Riggs no, youre driving. I cant believe you did that. Yeah im i cant believe you did that. Hey, wheres lorna . I cant believe you did that. Hey, rog i cant believe. I cant believe you did that. How can you. How can you do that to me . [siren wailing] did you see that . Theyre my partners. I cant believe they did that. 18 clear. Excuse me . Do you own your own home . [siren wailing] welcome aboard folks just take any empty seat that you see. Sfx blows nose sfx baby whines many sleepaids haveain medicine but zzzquil is different because why would you take a Pain Medicine when all you want is good sleep . Zzzquil a nonhabit forming sleepaid thats not for pain, just for sleep. 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Oh yeah. Lorna any ideas . Riggs well, lucky thing we got a plan. Roger yeah. Ah, well, lucky thing. What is it . Oh, no, no, i want it to be a surprise. Oh. I like surprises. [siren wailing] cops move it lets check it out lets go [siren approaching] [gunshots firing] look what they did to murphs car. Could have been worse. Could have been yours. Roger it could have been trishs car. On three. Three. Three . Yeah three. Okay. One. Two. Lorna three police, freeze riggs hey [gunshots firing] oh, guys [gunshots firing] go go lets go yeah. Riggs keep your head down. Whats wrong with you . I said go on three, not two, nobody goes on two. Ror do it on three three riggs its always three. Boys boys what are we doing here . Losing our heads in a crisis. [gunshot firing] hey, cover me, cover me [gagging, sputtering] ptooey exxon hey, rog murtaugh [gunshots firing] hey, what . Count to 20. What . Count to 20. Then light me. [gunshots firing] what . [engine starts] riggs, its loaded with ammo cover me cover you . Cover you, cover me, cover everybody. What is that, 13, 14 . Oh, the hell with it. [gunshots firing] jack, its the cops theyre burning everything god roger hey, riggs, the ammo get out of there riggs, you crazy son of a yeah [laughing] son of a gun, it worked. [laughing] riggs no clip. Lorna, no dont come on in. [gunshots firing] lorna [screaming] doors open. Riggs [gasps] riggs [choking] im gonna eat your heart [yelling] riggs travis riggs [yelling] youre coming with me. Riggs [groaning] hey, riggs [engine starts] roger riggs hey, riggs riggs [gunshots firing] riggs, get up get up, riggs get up get up killed in the line of duty, riggs. Youll get a good funeral from the department, riggs. Hey, riggs, cop killers jack [groaning] excop killers. Go to hell, riggs. You first. Hey, riggs lorna oh. Im sorry, honey. Ive gotta do it. Ive gotta look. Oh oh hold still. Hold still. Hey, get a chopper, man. Get a chopper. She had two vests on. Shes gonna be okay. Right. A couple of bad ones, though. We need to get a chopper. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Youre all right, partner, youre all right. All right, hang on. Okay, okay. Its okay, its okay. Just lie still. Just lie still. Just a romantic evening by the fire, justhe two of us. [kisses] just be still. [siren wailing] open your eyes. Open your eyes. What are you trying to prove out there, huh . Huh . Why do you do that . Can i take this off . Paramedic yeah. Yore supposed to grow old with someone, not because of them, all right . Riggs im gonna be with you, lorna. Hey, im with you now. Look, im right here. Were both here, right . Right . Come on, i wanna be with you. What have you got to lose . You. Not likely. [kisses] hey, wait. Hey, lorna . Yeah . Lorna. Lets live to regret this, h . Okay. Shes gonna be fine. Can you hear me . I love you. This is how you do monday at carrabbas. Choose an entree, add soup or salad, and an appetizer or dessert. 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Why have your glasses fit manually, when theres the Lenscrafters Accufit system. Replacing basic handheld measuring tools with a digital system thats five times more precise. [door opens] all yeah surprise happy retirement, daddy trish this is it. This is the day. A big day. Everybody, daddy, i want you to know that theres a candle on the cake for ever year in the force. Yes, a lot of years. A lot of years. Come on, you have to blow it out. Blow them out. Come on. I cant. Come on. Why not . Thats not what i mean. Trish what . I cant retire. I thought i could. I wanted to. But i cant. So that means youre gonna stay with the force. Thats means im staying with the force, baby. Nick well, this cakes about to explode, so, uh, we better blow out these candles. But, um, dad, i want you to know that im behind you all the way. Carrie yeah, me, too. Rianne so am i, dad. Well, the streets will be safer for another couple years. All [laughing] word, nick . [laughing] word, dad. Blow them out. Leo hello . Hello . Trish were here. Hello, hey, wheres rog . I gotta talk to roger. Trish leo. Oprah should see this. I cant believe this. Okay, okay, this is great. Leo, what is it . Hey, wheres riggs . I didnt know he could hold his breath that long. Very funny. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Im taking a bath, leo. I can see that. And its cold water, too. There goes your image. Trish leo leo listen, i got great news, okay, okay . Once aga leo getz has delivered. Okay . I have sold this turkey. This termiteinfested dump is now gone, okay . All you have to do is sign the contract before the suckers change their mind, okay, okay . I did it, i did it. Hey, leo, leo, the house is off the market. For another 10 years. At least maybe ill even get married here. Come on, you guys. At lst. Trish come on, out. Come on. Out, out, out. You, too, leo. You cant do that. Contracts. I have contracts signed. Okay, because were partners, no commission, okay . Partners . But you and riggs, you owe me two tires. Two new tires i want. Roger why . Why . Because bullets arent covered in normal road hazards. Thats why and i want those tires. No commission. Oh, god, leo, get outta here. Dont tell me to get outta here get out leo, out, out. Roger out youre lucky your wifes here. Youre lucky. Leo, out, out, out, out. [door slams] dont come crying to me, if the termites get out leo okay, okay. Trish no more your friends. Well. Ten more years til forced retirement, huh, baby . Thats, uh, 3,650 days. Trish [screaming] both [laughing] im trying to improve my image. Trish mmm. [whistling] [sighing] oh, bye, daddy. Bye, baby. [engine starts] [laughing] what are you smiling at . And why werent you at my party, huh . I knew you werent gonna retire. Ive been wrong about a couple of things in my life, but i knew you werent gonna retire. Yeah, well i knew you couldnt stop smoking. Hey, im only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuits problem, okay . Whatog biscuit problem . Well, ive been chasing more cars lately, and, uh, when i try and lick my paws, i keep falling off the couch. I got no dispute. I just came over here to open the door for you, thats all. Well, well, thank you for opening the door for me. You need some help. An old fella like you needs all the help he can get. Ill show you a fella my age. Whos a grumpy bastard . Yeah, im a grumpy bastard. Both [laughing] roger hey, you know, something, riggs . When i do retire, i hope your next partner is just like you. Thats not gonna happen, rog, cause theres winners and theres losers, and god wouldnt do that to me. Yeah, well, he did it to me. I know. See what i mean . My point exactly. Son of a gun. [pounds roof] [engine starts] roger stay away from my daughter. Riggs oh, you cant be serious. What are you talking about . Roger i saw what it was. You kissed rianne. Riggs no, she kissed me. Can i help it if she finds me irresistible . Roger thats not the point. Riggs it was a platonic peck on the cheek between friends. Roger okay if its just friendship, try shaking hands next time. Riggs whats your problem . Are you getting enough fiber in your diet . Roger i get enough fiber in my diet. Riggs im spoken for, okay . Im spoken for. Im gonna pick lorna up from the hospital this afternoon. Riggs yeah, were practically, uh roger youre serious . Riggs well, we got a dog and everything. I figure i can, uh, you know, make ends meet. Female dispatcher 3william56. A possible 417 and shots fired at sixth and flower. Roger riggs, you sure were on the right street . Yeah. Roger yeah . I dont know. We must be getting warm. Warm, warm, warm. Riggs you see anything . Where . I dont see anything. Whoa this must be the place, huh . Roger what the hell is that . [gunshots firing] [flamethrower blasting] [glass shattering] jesus said he had an assault gun. Whos this joker . I dont know. A spokesman for the nra maybe . I dont know. [flamethrower blasting] Roger Charlton heston . What do we do now . Run him over. Uh, what if he turns around and shoots us with that Assault Rifle . Well, he hasnt yet. Have you thought about that . Maybe he wont. Yeah, but, what if he does . Dont be a dontbee. Be a dobee. Come on, rog. Be positive. Roger positive . Yeah, okay. Okay, lets. Lets. Lets run him over good. Im glad you see things my way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope he doesnt turn around. He wont turn around, okay . Well creep up on him nice and slow so he wont notice. Will him not to turn. Will him . Power of positive thinking. [gunshots firing] riggs dont turn around. Come on, will him with me, rog. Will him . Dont turn around. I need you, man. Dont turn around roger dont turn around dont turn around. Roger dont turn around believe it dont turn around riggs dont turn around were better than him roger dont turn around riggs were better than him roger dont turn riggs were better than him roge dont turn riggs were better than him roger dont turn dont turn dont turn riggs hes turning. Roger ohhhhh [tires screeching] [gunshots firing] riggs i was wrong i was wrong get down keep down keep down [gunshots firing] [metal clanking] they just bounce right off him i. I saw it were in trouble, man ill draw his fire you run for cover hey, no, no. Ill draw his fire, you run for cover what . Are you outta yo mind . Youve got a wife, kids i got a lot less to lose [gunshots firing] what . Hey, hey, hey, riggs go get going, rog get outta here hold on, riggs, i wasnt supposed to tell you this, but lornas pregnant youre gonna be a father youre gonna be a father riggs [gunshots firing] she was afraid to tell you. She was afraid youd get angry. You guys never talked about children . [sirens wailing] a baby . [tires screeching] hes crazy get out [sirens wailing] theres something im not supposed to tell you, too. Yeah, what . Riannes pregnant. Youre gonna be a grandfather. Riannes what . [sirens wailing] [fire truck horn blasting] [flamethrower blasting] but rianne cant be pregnant. Shes not married. Well, i. I dont think she intended to get that way. [sirens wailing] [flamethrower blasting] [tires screeching] [metal crashing] [flamethrower blasting] they askthey asking me to be a granddaddy . Mmhmm. Mmhm, yeah. [rock music playing] the fire in the home hey, hey, hey [gunshots firing] [tire blows] [bullets pinging] heres what were gonna do. Take your clothes off. What the hell for . What for . Yeah . Okay. You run, flameo here turns, sees you in your undies. It distracts himi know itll distract me and thats then i shoot. Shoot what . The valve on that napalm tank yeah, you gonna hit that little bitty valve before he shoots me . Well, mayb what . What . Maybe . [gunshots firing] [metal clanging] [grunts] is he black . Too much armor on. I cant tell no not him the father of the baby okay. Oh, please let him be black fire riggs get down here he comes hey not now, riggs. Just hit the damn valve okay. Also, flap your arms and make nois like a bird. Flap. Flap my arms like a. . Why . Itll distract him more. I need him to turn. All right, all right, all right, all right. On two. On. On two . Ready . We always go on three. No time for three go all right two what about one . All right one, two, get going i dont wanna die in my underwear, riggs [clucking like chicken] hey, hey, riggs what are you waiting for . Shoot the bastard shoot him shoot him ahhh shoot him [flamethrower blasting] [gunshots firing] ahhhh [metal pinging] lets get outta here oh, no [thunderous explosions] [metal whining] roger [screaming] riggs incoming [metal crashing] [thunderous explosion] whoo hey, riggs hey, you think that bird thing helped, man . You think it helped . [laughing] yeah, that. [laughing] cute shorts. [sirens wailing] hey, go spit, riggs riggs [laughing] come on. Ill buy you a doughnut. Hey, hey, hey hey, dont put your arms around me when im naked. Well, surely youre not ashamed of your body . Hes a lively one. [chuckling] ooh. Roger if that shark damages my new boat, im taking it out on you, leo leo hey, i didnt mean to catch it, okay . Riggs well, what do you wanna keep it for . Roger yeah, why the hell you wanna keep a shark anyway . What are you kidding . The teeth will look great on a wall. Well, they gotta stop snapping first. Leo yeah, maybe hell fall asleep. Hey, lets go down and engage him in conversation. He should nod off. Yeah, he dont look tired to me. Oh, maybe chewing on leo will wear him out. Make him sleepy. Hey, you think sharks eat their own kind . All [laughing] oh, stop it you guys got me in stitches