The knight that rides on top of a boat boat knight, boat knight, boat knight before we begin, lets make something clear this isnt about a modernday knight this is a knight from the Medieval Times who built a boat that looks like one now boat knight, boat knight he jousts with a boat against people on land his boat has flames and three sterling outboards he doesnt have a horse because horses cant swim also, his last horse died and it upsesehim m lot, so he got a boat boat knight motor revs the story of boat knight ends very sad he sunk to the bottom because armor weighs a ton and the villagers burned his boat because it might be a witch goodbye boat knighighyiyiyaaoh check this out, bro. Whats that, broheim . I switched to ico and got more. More savings on Car Insurance . Yeah brofessor, and more. Like renters insurance. More ways to save. Nice, brotato chip. Thats not all, brotein shake. Geico has motorcycle and rv insurance, too. Oh, thats a lot more. Oh y yh, im all abo more, teddy brosevelt. Enough pressure in here for ya . Im gonna take mucinex sinusmax. Too late, were about to take off. These dissolve fast. Theyre new liquid gels. And yoyore coming with me. You realize i have gold status . Mucinex sinusmax liquid gels. Dissolves fast to unleash max strength medicine. Lets end this. beeps flute cop hey, axe cop, what are your thoughts on mayonnaise . I tried it once, but didnt like it. game beeps, whirrs so i spit it in a bad guys face and he died. Oh yeah. rumbles whoa that sounded exactly like giant rocks being thrown at little kids. Evil rhino man must be back from his evil safari lets go tires squeal move it, ladies we have an evil rhinoceros to kill we know. We want to help you on your mission to kill evil rhino man. Fabulous whats your name . Our parents named us all the same. First name beautiful. Middle name girly. Last name bob. Wait, hold on a second your parents named you and all your sisters beautiful girly bob . Yeah. So can we be on the team . Nope see, right here, all girls are on the dumb list. Dumb list . Well, lets se if you think were so dumb after we beat you up attack screaming grunting oh no, those people just got video of you beating up all thoseseirls. Great. More fighting tapes for me to watch later. Now lets go kill that evil rhinocerer huh. Boy one day, at the scene of the fire the cop found the perfect axe. That was the day he became axe cop so he had tryouts and hired a partner. Axe cop i will chop your heads off man there he is axe cop all clamoring look, theyre all here to congratulate me. How, you ask . Simple. I offerehim a glass of poison blowup juice and he d dnk it. And after two minutes. Well, he blew up. Thats when i jumped up in the air and caught his horn. And d s, its true, his horn turns all metal into gold. Questions . Axe cop, is true that you have a general disrsrpect towards women . cameras clicking what . Axe cop, why did you beat up a group of female superhero sisters . Dont answer that, axe cop. Do you hate girls . We have no comment. Werent they just trying to help . Hey, i just said no comment axe cop, my daughters a gl. Do you think shes on the dumb list too . Yes. All axe cop, axe cop hey, axe cop, i hate to o y it, but youre kinda coming off like the bad guy here. Me, a bad guy . changing channels dont even joke about Something Like that, flute cop, or ill chop off your head. Now quiet down, im trying to watch thisold tv. Announcer coming up this season on fairy wars, best fairy ever fights her evil twin sister it true what they say everything does look better on a gold tv. Seriously, axe cop, bringing a girl onto the team could go a long way to helping your image. Fine. Really . Great. Ill have h. R. Send over some resumes. I got a better idea. grunts crackles hey hello. Youre on my team now. Whaddaya thinks going on here, bro . I mean, axe copsnot the kind of guy to call a meeting. Ye, he hates meetings. Maybe hes going to give everyone free gelato. Thats ice cream for italians. Now im sure everyone is wondering why axe cop called a team meeting. Please say free gelato. He has a big announcement to make. Please say free gelato flute cop said we need to have a girl on the team. So here. Holy cow. Best fairy ever from fairy wars im excited to be on t team. And im ready to kill some bad guys. Okay, great. Meeting g er. If anyone needs me. Wait wait, axe cop, where are you going . I have a question i think youre awesome well, thats not really a question. Dude, do you do all your own stunts, cause, um, my buddy liborg says its all done with pulleys and string. You tell me. smacks awawawawesome. Its broken for sure. Hey, axe cop. I just wanted to say how excited i am that you brought me onto the team. Mm, flute cop made me do it. So, uh, you have any plans tonight . At night i dress up as a cat and go on night missions. That sounds awesome. Hey, could i come along . No. grunts door opens clatters now for my favorite part of being a jewel thief trying on alll the stolen jewelry. Ohhhh yeah. Oh, beautiful. Oh, gorgeous. What the heck . Cool, right . I just flew in through his nose punched out his brain from the inside whatre you doing here, best fairy ever . I just thought we could get to know each othera little bit. Ugh. Im going home. chirping rise and shine, axe cop how did you get into my bedroom . I flew in through the keyhole. E. Im really good at fitting into tight spaces. What . So, boss, what bad guys are we killing today . We are not killing anyone today. I have band practice. Youre in a band . Thats so cool. I know. Thats why im in a band. Were called the axe. I play my axe and im obviously the lead singer. Sockarang plays guitar. Wexter plays violin. Grey diamond is on bass. Um. What about flute cop . Hes our manager. We have a chinese wrestler on a bear to play flute. Axe cop yeaaaaah rock music playing chicken little, chicken little thought the sky is gonna fall down. Wow axe cop has a greae voice. Best in the business. Chicken little, chicken little thought the sky was falling doooown. plays riff music ends tuning so, axe cop, ive been thinking and its about time you started calling me your girlfriend. What are you talking about, best fairy ever . I like you and its pretty clear you like me too. Why would you think that . Ive been very mean to you since we met. Exactly my fairy parents always told me that when a boy is mean to you, it really means that he likes you. And youve been so mean that i think its pretty obvious that youre in love with me. Its almost embarrassing. Best fairy ever, youre a girl and girls are dumb and axe cop would never fall in love with a dumb person now go back into that tv and leave me alone forever sobbing heyoh playing riff sobbing axe cop gold. Gold gold gold. Gold. Gold. Gold. Gold. beeps flute cop me in, axe cop make it quick, flute cop. Im turning everything in my house gold. Go to your tv. Why . I already turned it gold. One of the beautiful girly bob sisters has kidnapped best fairy ever and has locked her in a birdcage and is lowering her into a pit of acid sharks. Oh, god, why did you have to make sharks so evil . Great. Now she cant ruin axe cop, like it or not, shes a member of thteam now. Go inside the tv and save best fairy ever wait, if i save best fairy ever, ill be on tv . Well. Yeah beeps axe cop, you still there . Hey, flute cop, call everyone i know and tell them im on tv. Anita, grab some popcorn axe cop is on Television Best fairy ever straining snarling let me out axe cop said girls werent allowed on his team. And if we cant be on his team, then no girl can be on his team. buzzes groaning continues lls stop it right there, beautiful girly bob. Axe cop . You came back to save me i knew you loved me oh, this is perfect. Right after i kill your girlfriend, im going to k kl you. screams she is not my girlfriend grunts laughs what are you laughing at . You cant beat up a girl on national television. I know. But she can rah ha bring it grunts ha panting, growls hyah roars best fairy eve you cant kill her. Shes not evil. Shes just a girl. sighs fine. Yah i never thought id say this to a girl before, but good job. Im glad flute cop made me hire you. Axe cop, i love you too. Ugh, gross. rock music playing hicken little was a Little Chicken that was small and so young when the sky was falling. bass riff plays flute cop voice like an angel. theme music playing now that i finally have freedom to define who i am. I hereby agree to be bound to you. To let you decide how i spend my money. Let you set my boundaries. And to come running the instant you snap your fingers. With this contract, i relinquish part of my freedom to you. Theres a contract in every cigarette. When you light up, you sign up. Dont let Tobacco Control you. New schick hydro versus the lube strip. With a hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40 less friction. Its designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. Sorry, lube strip. Schick hydro. Free your skin. Enough pressure in here for ya . Im gonna take mucinex sinusmax. Too late, were about to take off. These dissolve fast. Theyre new l quid gels. And youre coming with me. You realize i have gold status . Mucinesinusmax liquid gels. Dissolves fast to unleash max strength medicine. theme music playinin beeps karate yells im so g gd we had two children, axey and flutey. Theyre the best brothers. Those two will be inseparable forever. young voices when i grow up im going to kill bad guys all day and all night. Well, big brother, i also want to kill bad guys but only during the day. screams mimics shooting there i shot you because youre bad thats boring. This is how to kill bad guys. Hyah yeah, you wish youll never be good crime fighters. Wrong. We will be the best crime fighters ever thatll be 15. No, it wont. Bad guys dont pay. cackles groans boy one day, at the scene of a car auctiti, a guy bought the perfect taxi. That was the day he became a taxi driver so he hired his brother. I will drop you folks off whoa gas prices are through the roof. How much money did you make today, axey . I need some good news. Nothing. Nothing . you didnt pick up any customs . All right, thats it. Im calling the cops. I have a better idea. Hi. We want to kill bad guys. Well, then youve come to the right place. Uh, just sign up herer ill give you your uniforms and youll be cops. Just like that really . Thats it . Theres no training . Nope, just sign and suit on up. chuckles well, i think thats something even i can handle. both laugh hessunny. Whoo must have shot a million bad guys out there today. Whats up, anita . Miss me . Oh, look at this. What do we got here . There are our two newewe cops. They signed the form and everything. Theres something about the little fat one. I cant quite put my finger on it. Wait a second. Little ray . Is that you . Hey axey, flutey so whatve you been doing all these years while ive been out shooting bad guys with my gun . Driving a cab. Seriously . Eh, not that you were ever good at that anyway. Not to worry. Im gonna show you the ropes, because i know all there is to know about being a cop. mimics machine gun bang bang, bang bang ha ha screams whoohoo what did i tell you, man . Isnt this awesome . No youre just shooting them. Yeah, thats all us cops do. We shoot bad guys with our guns. Here, give it a try. No. Thats boring. Flutey, lets go tires squealing hey hey hey hey get back here thats my cop r oh ho ho ho. Wow. Axey, what are you doing . If were not gonna useuns, how are we gonna kill bad guys . tires squeal with that. The perfect axe. Im going to be. Axe cop i could be, uh, you know, i dont know. Uh, flute cop . Yeah, flute cop. Lets get to choppin. siren blurts shouts axe slices tune plays oh whoa ok what i just did grunts all right no no no, no. Pleasplease. It contains all of my topsecret documents. chops, thuds thats odd. I could have sworn you had a head. I chopped it off. Youre welcome. My name is uniman. Im from uniplanet. Im the smartest man in the universe. Oh really . Well, what brings you to our little ol planet . Uniplanet was taken over by the evil fatsozon and it was no longer safe to live there. Yeah well, i gotta split. Thanks for saving my life and my important documents. They are topsecret designs for a dinosaur. I am giving him rockets for arms. Mmm, they should be machine guns. Even better can he fly . He will now. And if you try to ride him, he should have spikes that only stab you if youre a bad guy. He should have a family to go home to. Lets quit while were ahead. If you ever need my help, give me a call. Heres my card. Hey, i need your daily report on my desk pronto the thing is i have nothing to report. What . you aint shot nobody today . Son, you are a disappointment. Some headchopping maniac has been getting to the bad guys before i can shoot em. Ay ay ay enough with the excuses. If you dont start shooting bad guys, im going to have to report you to the commissioner of the normal police they know me no no no ill shoot bad guys. I promise. Man attention. We have a train robbery in progress at the downtown train station. On my way. Actually scratch that. Someone just chopped the robbers head off. Hmmm. Ugh i dont know who this headchopping vigilante is, but i am going to find out. And when i do, i am gonna scot him. cocks . With my g g. Flute cop i think im gonna give she liked my joke. You remember my joke . It was selfdeprecating, but not too selfdedeecating sirens blaring unless you think it was. You think she hates me . helicopters whirring what the heck . This is your last chance, alien baby sizzling surrender or we will shoot you with our guns cocking but thats just a baby. And you dont shoot babies axey . youre the headdopping vigilante . Yes. And im taking the alien baby. Flute cop, now tires squeal grunts baby cries copsshoot your guns screams lets move you made me look stupid for the last time ill get you, smartist brothers uniman, what can you tell us about this disgusting baby . Her name is unibaby. She is from my planet. You can tell by her horn. She was sent to earth as a distraction by fatsozon, that bad guy i spoke of earlier. A distraction . Ye its all part of fatsozons master plan. While the normal cops were tracking down unibaby, he filled earths core with bombs. But if the earth blows up, everyone on the planet will die. But you can still stop him. Fatsozon returned to unipnet and he is getting ready to detonate the bombs. Uniplanet is very farar we wont make it there on time. Yes, you will. You can take my dinosaur. roars great. I will call him wexter. Actually he already has a name. whistles wexter hisses to uniplanet ars whirrs fatsozon deep voice welcome to uniplanet, axe cop. I wish i could entertain you, perhaps my army of evil, biting robots will keep you entertained. growls im evil. If they bite us, well turn evil. By that logic, since were good guys, if we bite them they might turn good. Already ahead of you. Im a good guy now. Now go bite your evil friends, good robot now kill fatsozon moans oh yeah, you did it gun cocks ray freeze, smartisbrothers. Oh hey, ray. You can put the gun down. Axe cop already killed the bad guy. Oh . Not accordingto the daily report im going to file. According to that report, fatsozon killeleboth of you. Then showed up and killed fatsozon with my gun. Ray laughs thats not what happened. gasps thats impossible. Every morning i drink bulletproof juice, so any bullet that hits me just bounces off and goes right back into your gun. gasps ahhhh thths flute cop, i did it. Flute cop . Nooooo melancholy now your best friend. vocalizes uniman, i saved two planets. Can you save my brother . Yes. I can put a piece of your brain in his. But i must warn you, there is one serious sideeffec the surgery is going to involve removing the part of the brain that knows you two are brothers. Okay. Do it. Hey, look at that, anita axe cop is having tryouts ive heard that guy is awesome. Maybe i should try out. I mean, chances are he wouldnt pick me, but at least id get a chance to meet him. But, flute cop, youre brothers. laughs anita, i would think i would know if we were brothers. You crazy. Next. My name is flute cop. Sign up here just sign . Thats it . Hey, even i can handle that job, right . laughs i wish anita was here, shed ve that joke. theme music playing narrator breakfast. Dishes. Dinner. Dishes. Divorce. Dishes. Slueping. snoring sputtering dishes. Not sleeping. Dishes. Life. Dishes. Death. Dishes. Existence. Dishes. Dishes, dishes, dishes. Every dish, every time. Only finish has the power ball