It. These observations tell you nothing. Even on a day like today where the dow closed down 17 points. S p losing. 4 . This tells you nothing about tomorrow or the next month or the next year. So tiresome. But lets understand how this nonsense gets perpetrated so it doesnt mislead you. First, its true, there are patterns to things. We like to look at the technicals, right . So to speak because they show some patterns that you can try to make money from. We accept the fact that if a its quarters then we shouldnt comes to an end. We totally buy into the notion that the economy tends to slow when the fed raises rates. Thats a pattern you see time these other patterns, the season ones they just dont hold up under any scrutiny. For example i heard today this very morning that february can be a cruel month based on a bunch of bad februaries. Today dr. Stanley fisher spoke at the counsel while he was s certainly more dovish than hes been emphasizing data dependence and not the need for rate hikes he didnt take the rate hikes off the table but had he done so, we did a rate hike. We should wait a considerable period until we do another because of the worldwide turmoil since the last hike and then the averages would have roared higher today even as the softer comments i would contend did provoke a rally. Does that mean if today would have been good we would have been in good shape for the rest of the month . Does that mean that we would call into question as january goes so goes the year. That would be nice january wise and however the answer is no this is a tale told by an idiot. Signifying nothing. So why do so many people point it out . Those that havent done their homework. I can say something. Its an intelligent sounding way to fill her up. Believe me. Ive been in the News Business long enough to know that thost how these statements get the importance. Given ora of historical analysis. Just like that other foolish might sell in may and go away. You should base nothing on it. More important during this particular period many of the patterns that always made us money, they mean nothing too. I lived through cycles. Like mad. It paid off. You bought every retailer. Ke you did terrific. Many consumers took to the mall. None of that happened this year. Nothing. The spending is more diffuse. The spending on amazon is so pink. The spinning for those that go out versus those that stayed in. The personal spending was unchanged but we had a huge how do we know we didnt get spending from ads on facebook and alphabet formerly known as google. We foolishly try to relate the two. How else could the market be so wrong about facebook that continues to climb up another 2. 5 to an all time high of 115 or of alphabet that soared in after hours trading after reporting sharply better than expected earnings and its market cap is now eclipsing apples two positions for action owners trust. Com. Further in the last five days we had every major oil services company. The price has nothing to do with the decline in demand. And theres no lack of demand. In fact, demand for oil is increased. Some cases increased a fair r amount because of more driving. Particularly in the United States. Some of the Companies Even detailed how crude coming to the market for deep water products. And they are now providing much h more oil than anyone thought. The impact on this company. Right now, do you know what were looking barely down in production year over year. No wonder crude isnt done going down. Projections that we may produce the same amount this year. But thats not the only pattern thats crazy. How about this one. When the chinese stock market last year our market did nothing. sen we didnt even Pay Attention to it. No correlation. We were lock step down or re conclude they were wrong to go down when we went down or when we went down they went down or whatever. Or you can embrace the truth which is there was no National Pattern that logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead we look at which bank stocks were going up and which werent. So we could buy with loans and deposit growth and then just wait for the takeover bids. They were clock work. I wrote a whole book about it. Now, meaningless. These days they trade on nothingni but the fed. If the fed isnt going to tighten they arent worth theres many takeovers because theres already so much concentration in banking because they merged during the financial crisis. The banks that do get bids dont get higher. Thats another pattern. For every time the stoblg goes up and then suddenly six months ago every time a company got a bid its gone down. Its a curse to make a bid and. Even in some cases to get a bid. Its a reliable pattern that reliable pattern. What do you do in these cases . What do you do when the patterns arent working . I think its simple. You shouldnt invest in patterns in the first place. Dont just go buy a food stock. It might not move the stock as much as you expect. Do you know how the Company Underneath the stock is performing the numbers. If you dont what good is it if f the target goes down. So heres the bottom line. Your job is to look at the Company Behind the stock youre buying in order to assess the the stock fully reflects those prospects or overly reflects them and its too high. Thats the opportunity. Whether it be in a down january or a miserable february or Election Year or, get ready, a bowl or whatever other nonsensical pattern can be passed off as perceptive wisdom thats neither empirical or perceptive and certainly not wise. Eric in california. Booyah. I was going to ask you about longterm investment into Kinder Morgan. Upgrade from Credit Suisse and doesnt seem so beat up by the oil market. I dont like it. Im not recommending any fossil fuel stocks now. You get a lot at the college level. Thats the beginning of a definitive move and Kinder Morgan when they made that go huge tax game you paid and now the stocks crash and you have nono game at all. So lets just say no. No how. Brooke in oklahoma, brooke. Hey, mr. Cramer, how are you doing . Im doing well. How about you . Im a huge fan of the show. Thank you for taking my call. Thank you. What is your opinion on the carl icahn xerox deal and do you think thats worth earning. I think you own a stock because the fundamentals are good and the company is growing and i dont think xerox has neither. Its not what you want to own. He has freeport. He has i dont know, last i looked you didnt want to be in those. Lets do our own work, please. Dont want to invest in patterns. Your job is to look at the Underlying Companies or give it to an index fund. Im here to help. Mad money tonight the price of crude and the stock market are linked as of late but what would happen if the bond were broken . Ill reveal. Then that coach purse may cost a pretty penny but could an investment in the brand pay you back with interest . Im eyeing the company after earnings and talk about a power move. Have the ceo after todays acquisition. So why dont you stick with cramer. Dont miss a second of mad money. Follow jim cramer on twitter. Send jim an email to call at 1800743cnbc. Miss something head to madmoney. Cnbc. Com. Check this out, bro. Whats that, broheim . 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A tax if you will for consumers and businesses alike you would assume in a rational market most stocks would do fine. Instead month after month after month we watched as the oil futures head our stock market by the nose. Of course crazy town has its own logic and weak demand for oil is a sign that were headed into recession. But as i told you before the collapse in crude is all about a supply glut. Very little to do with demand it futures and the stock market were decoupling and traded separately based on their own fundamentals and today decoupled further. The averages managed to remount a Late Afternoon come back. Its the most visible sign to date. That crazy towns days might be numbered. Which is why were going off the charts with a brilliant technician, commodities expert and cofounder as well as being my colleague at real money. Com to get a sense of what might happen if the linkage between the price of crude and the stock market finally snaps first look at the daily chart showing the s p 500 in blue. That has typically been in the high 90s for those of you that statistics a correlation of zero means no relationship whatsoever. In laymens term s p 500 and west texas crude closed in the same direction 95 of a time. Thats about as close as you can get in the real world. Not only is this hostage to oil it is used to develop the stockholm syndrome. Dont get to do much of a rim shot in a business show. However theres no way a correlation this strong can last. Its clear that the linkage between the oil futures and s p 500 became ironclad. Thats when people started to panic about the financials of the Oil Companies themselves. Worried about china and demand. If you zoom out with the weekly chart and look back over the past 180 trading days though the correlation coefficient dropped dramatically. It wasnt totally in control weeks. In a normal healthy market this number would typically be around 30 but of course normal and healthy are two words you would never use to describe the market right now. Remember last week we finally saw some signs that the oil future and the stock market are capable in trading in different corrections and we got that follow up today. The crude and the s p 500 will continue to decouple. Once theres a break out of crazy town we could see a bottom in both oil and stocks as traders feel the tail is finally not wagging the dog. Take a gander at this longterm monthly chart of west texas intermediate crude. It will take time to sort itself out. She warns that it breaks down below its recent lows theres nothing standing in the way of brutal decline to 18. Thats not what she expects to happen. She believes the 26 floor will hold go all the way back to 2004. So you see the synergy . Still the 26 lows are likely to be retested and she does expect the s p 500 to go back to crazy just like when oil broke down below 40 barrel not too long ago. Too many smart people tried and failed to make that kind of call. However she does believe that prices this low are simply unsustainable in the longer run. If you look at the relationship stif strength index heres the indicator and the williams percentage r oscillator and gets overbought or oversold. You can see that oil hasnt been this oversold in decades. See look at it. These are for longer than they did in 2008. Garner says they have a way. Theyre determined to keep the price low. Although who knows when that will happen. Mid to high 50s. End of the year. Check out this monthly chart of the s p 500. Despite the really rough start to the year and we know thats been terrible, hideous volatility too, garner looks at the chart and says she sees a market thats nothing more and nothing less than neutral. And may not be good but not as bad as the doom and gloomers would have you believe. Its become emotional and though we finally got a nice rally she thinks we need to prepare for comfortable again. Difficult action. Based on this chart the pull back to the low 1800s could be cant rule out a plunge down to 1720. Over 10 from here. Something we havent done until 2011. Market could make as it would wipe out the weak hands and give buyers beautiful entry points. On the flip side she says only a fresh break out above 2100 would signal a continuation of the Oil Bull Market and while garner believes we will get there eventually her prediction is well go lower first before we go higher again. Heres the bottom line. While its too early to try to call a bottom in the oil and stock market in the charts they suggest that the oil futures and the s p 500 might finally be linkage and boy that was on its own be a major positive. Exactly as we saw in the afternoon of todays session. Much more mad money ahead. After its latest earnings does coach have a turn around in the bag . Im crunching the numbers. And does it have your pipeline in profit . I like this one. Lets find out about this power surge after the latest acquisition and did janet yellen and the rest of the fed, i have a message for you. Youre motte going to want to so stick with cramer. Pump up your look plumpify your lashes with new plumpify mascara a ginormous lash lifting brush boosts lashes to 50 times the volume and lifts lashes up up and away. New plumpify mascara from easy breezy beautiful covergirl and try new trunaked shadows and liners i take pictures of sunrises, but with my back pain i couldnt sleep and get up in time. Then i found aleve pm. Aleve pm is the only one to combine a safe sleep aid plus the 12 hour pain relieving strength of aleve. Im back. Hey sweetie, its time. Eye of the tiger tv anncr good afternoon everyone. Morning rituals are special. When you share what you love. With who you love. Kelloggs frosted flakes. Theyre grrreat lets get these dayquil liquid gels and go. But these liquid gels are new. Mucinex fast max. Its the same difference. This one is max strength and fights mucus. Mucinex fast max. The only cold and flu liquid gel thats maxstrength and fights mucus. We both know this market can be far from encouraging but out there that are giving you a terrific performance. Hunt them down. For example look at this incredible resurgence in coach. A soso quarter last thursday and then saw its stock soar in fact, in less than a week since that quarter. Coach has now rocketed more than 20 higher which is absolutely amazing when you consider this company has struggled for years to get its act together. We know coach has been a total dog for years. Company simply hasnt been able sustainable growth. Now, though, the market seems to believe that coach is making a come back. It became loved again practically overnight. The turn around here is for real. Even though this handbag stuff has become tough coach finally gotten its groove back. What makes them say that. At first glance coachs latest quarter may not have been all that impressive. On slightly weaker than expected revenue 4 decline of same store sales but when you dig deeper under the hood its starting to after two years of declining revenues coach finally posted positive Revenue Growth this quarter up 4 thanks in part to the recent very smart acquisition. It raises full year guidance. That was huge. That hasnt happened in ages. Third coach has been sold with negative same store sales in north america for years. And 19 decline the quarter before that. And this was the kind of the bottom. Thats what it looks like when the stock is going higher. Management predicting that the same store sales will continue to improve over the course of the year. Thanks to new products, store remodelling and marketing initiatives and fourth the company delivered strong results in china. Everyone is so worried about china. These guys were up 5 in at a time when many retailers were struggling and that matters by the way because its not a small market. 15 of their total shares from china. How on earth did coach manage to mount such a dramatic turn years in perg toir. The actual turn around the company has been a multiyear multiprong process. From the moment victor luis took over as ceo in january 2014 he hit the ground running. Outlining the brand and the business. He put an end to the aggressive promotions and discounting that a tarnished coachs reputation is eating into its margins. He closed stores and smaller markets in order to focus on the 12 major north american markets. He made major improvements and rolled out a remodelling initiative. He already remodelled 250 stores. Company planned to renovate 40 the fiscal year. Now we have seen before how a remodelling program can bolster a companys same store sales but beyond Everything Else he was committed to reinvigorating the companys product line. Back in 2013 he brought in a new creative director. His goal, restoring coachs identity and shedding the image of a luxury brand for the masses. They redesigned the entirety of the product line and its resinating with consumers. Go to the stores i have. If you havent been there in a long time you might not recognize them. Plus when it comes to china coach is in the sweet spot. Producing double digit growth in the chinese mainland more than offsetting the tourism based point than other Luxury Brands which makes it more accessible and the company hasnt been hit as hard. If youre going to bribe an official you do it and breaking the law is wrong anywhere especially in the peoples republic where its very easy to get yourself executed if you break the law. Im simply endorsing. Now perhaps the best move luis made since taking over this is acquisition. Thats the privately held luxury shoemaker that coach snapped up for 574 million. It used to be worth less. And its over 50 50 boots. It managed to outperform during the holidays. Coach is now forecasting 340 million in sales for the label this year. That is up 13 versus the 12 months before the acquisition. Double digit and it was the that allowed the company to raise its full year outlook and look, this turnaround infancy just beginning. As of its 75th anniversary this year, coach plans to launch a Marketing Campaign and merchandise initiative. My daughter has one of those. From the 50s she loves it. Theyre also using social media to target millennials and a demographic thats been tough for them in most recent years. Coach is killing it in europe and china. Some of the other brands are struggling overseas particularly in this accessory category. Michael kors. This is the real bright spot but its clear evidence that the come back in coach is for real and thats why the stock can plus at these levels coach is trading at 17 times earnings. Watch that 10 year its going lower. Thanks to the vision of the fabulous ceo coach has finally begun to turn itself around and the numbers are starting to reflect this new and very much improved story. The Company Still has a long way to go but i think its heading in the right direction and i would put coach on my Shopping List the next time that the market decides to throw a sale. Lets go to scott in michigan. Scott. Booyah from the great lake stake. Oh, man how can i help. Silver is affordable for almost every investor. Is this still a valid strategy to own precious medals and not etfs or do they have two much down side from the average investor. Its high. This is a really tough question. Impresses me as a no nonsense guy and if its real, rangold is the one to go to. Lets go to john in colorado, please, john. Booyah, thanks for having me. Booyah. Younger investor im looking for a good dividend in the market. With the strong dollar and cheaper dpas prices allowing americans to travel a little bit more. Its a very sick group right now. All of them. I want you to stay away. Im sending you to epr or ill send you to fun. Okay. Epr properties has been on fire since we profiled it and yet it fun. Thats the symbol of course, cedar fair which also yields six. Those are much safer. All right. Coach is on the road to becoming wall street sheik again. Its still got a long way to go. We have a lot on mad money today. Is it time to consider a utility play . Ill check in with the ceo and then the iowa caucus is finally here. We dont talk politics but i am talking about how outcome can effect your pocketbook and your call, rapid fire in tonights so stick with cramer. If youre taking multiple medications, does your mouth often feel dry . 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Can i keep it . laughs all the care of dove. Now in a dry antiperspirant spray. Enough pressure in here for ya . Im gonna take mucinex sinusmax. Too late, were about to take off. These dissolve fast. Theyre new liquid gels. And youre coming with me. You realize i have gold status . Mucinex sinusmax liquid gels. Dissolves fast to unleash max strength medicine. It almost totally dried up since the beginning of 2016. Then we got two major deals. And dominon resources. One of the largest gas and electric utilities in the country. Gathering transmission and distribution. Theyre acquiring a utah based distribution, pipeline storage and gas supply company. This could be the first of Many Companies in the energy space. As deep pocketed outfits like dominion pick off the highest quality distressed in the group. I think the stock could be its supposed to be immediately added to the companys earnings. Lets look with tom ferrel to find out more about this deal and his companys prospects. Good evening, jim. Good to be with you. Well, i have to tell you, none of the analyst notes in the credit. In 2007 you sold 11 billion worth of assets at what looks to be the top. Now youre coming in and buying up a company that whose stock is down and out but the company isnt down and out. Just talk about the reshuffling that you have done and how you sold high and now i think youre buying low. We sold them over 2007 and 2008. The company is a very well run company. Great employees. Sits in headquatered in utah. It is a natural Gas Infrastructure company. Its not a classic e and p Production Company like the assets we sold. Its pipelines, local gas distribution and a rate based gas supply for the benefit of very good company. Theres a business thats small that youre going to keep but what i found interesting and did not know is that until you told us on the Conference Call this is the hub for california for the most part. Thats a big market for you now. Yes, our pipeline assets in the east are the hub of the midatlantic. All the Gas Pipelines that come from east to west and south to north and from canada down all touch our pipeline city. And the same is true for questar in the northern part of the western states. All the gas runs through that company. A great percentage of the gas runs through that company and were looking to help expand. Is this also recognizing that coal will have less strength in this country . Because it seems like these were coal based places that have to go natural gas because of the epa. Utah and wyoming both about 80 of their electricity is produced by coal. Clean coal but still have carbon be some work done. And i thought what you did basically is i know this thing couldnt be down there with companies that are pure oil and Gas Companies and thats how you were able to get it for 4 billion as opposed to say 8 billion maybe three years ago. Well, if you track the stock, its traded down and Natural Gas Prices started down and dominion overall its a rate based gas which were not enough time to talk about that but its very different from a commodity gas company. Its gotten very tough overseas. Do we need to be worried about your big copoint. Or are you just pretty sure that those contracts are good and its just a really good investment . Its a great investment. Its on time and on budget. Out inially liquified form late last year. Longterm contracts for 20 years with highly credit worthy partners in japan and india. Not concerned about the contracts at all. Commodity price makes no difference. There was the most referenced article in the New York Times about how some of the Big Tech Companies are putting under servers. Is this something you have to worry about or more the merrier . I think its more the merrier. We have we brought on like we have more data centers than anywhere in the United States and we expect nine more this year. Partly because we have a lot of fiber in the state but a lot of it has to do with our low cost electricity and very reliable electricity. Which is the highest marginal cost and we recently entered into a contact with amazon to build a solar farm to get the electricity from solar farms to their data center in virginia. Were looking at renewable that power. Congratulations on a really smart acquisition. Good to see you, sir. Good to see you. Thats the president and ceo of dominion resources. These utilities have been red hot. Its the one to buy. Mad money is back after the break. We were below the 88th southern parallel. We had traveled for over 850 miles. My men driven nearly mad from starvation and frostbite. Today we make history. Bienvenidos welcome to the south pole you explore. Its what you do. What took you so long . 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I have to tell you my Portfolio Manager and research director, have to tell you, i think hes making a compelling case that at these levels you might want to buy it. Hes a Good Research director. Its from my trust. Im going to say yes. Could you tell me buy, sell or hold on international paper. This is a very big yield. Remember my dad used to sell for them. Very big yield. Lets see what it is now and its at 5 but the estimates are too high and whenever estimates wait until we see the whites of their eyes. How about we go to new york. Harmon international you had them at your 100 best. He was a poorly received quarter that wasnt so bad. So i think that harmon is okay here. Lets go to bill in florida. Hey, this is bill from florida. Im interested in what your opinion is. This stock is this is a hotel chain thats been beaten and beaten and beaten and you know what, i think its overdone. Me, i want to go the other way. I think its a buy here. Tom in new jersey. Tom. I just want to say thank you for all you do to share your get your take on prudential. The stock has been in a world of pain and im concerned that i dont want to get into a house of pain. Metlife is doing stuff i think is far more aggressive to be able to help out the shareholders. Lets go to mike in pennsylvania. Mike. My question is Planet Fitness, buy, hold or sell. From my relatives up in scranto, pa, Planet Fitness is doing well but im not going to go there. I lost too much money recommending over the last decade. Lets go to mo in florida. Mo. Yeah, hi, cramer. I love you youre the best. There you go. Im calling about ept. I talked about how my Charitable Trust owns google and facebook. We need kelsey to come on. This has been a very bad stock. We have lost money on it. Got to own that. I dont want to tell you to buy it and that ladies and gentlemen lightning round. The lightning round is sponsored by td ameritrade. Olay regenerist renews from within. 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Its supposed to be above politics. The iowa caucus where two candidates decide the traditional spectrum of american politics are poised to do well on both parties. We need to acknowledge two ultra important things. First the fed really does matter. Matters not in terms of Monetary Policy or the markets are even in terms of our nations the fed seems to be doing a suboptimal job. Consider if the fed continues raising their Interest Rates four times this year then its very likely that the United States will go into recession. Come on. At a time when a Global Economic super power like china is experiencing a massive deceleration in growth and every other central bank on earth is trying to ease and ease aggressively the fed lead by janet yellen keeps talking about tightening. Our policy makers are totally out of sync with the rest of the world and that has serious consequences with any American Company that does business overseas and they nominated the strong dollars and at a huge disadvantage to foreign competitors that sell their merchandise in cheap euros or yen or peso. Thats how people get fired in workers get hurt. And a big reason for the super freaking strong dollar is that the fed still seems committed to raising Interest Rates. Perhaps rapidly when the rest of the world is tightened. When the strongest stocks in the market are what i call the recession stocks, utilities, beer makers, gamble soup, hormel and smuckers, like it or not the stock market is very seriously forecasting a recession. To be fair to janet yellen, shes a smart person. I have to believe if the Global Economy doesnt improve dramatically by the march fed meeting she probably wont make the mistake of approving another rate hike but i worry if the fed holds off on tightening theyll still flub the statement. Reprieve from the inevitable. I fear the fed will give us the impression that why its too risky to tighten for the moment. And weakness around the globe. Fed should be trying to figure out a way to reverse the rate hike. Maybe going back to a quantitative ease again. I wouldnt mind qe4. I hate inflation as much as the rest guy. And come on air and talk about this stuff and maybe we should have some inflation before we start fighting it tooth and and to anyone who thinks rates need to go higher here, maybe because of the strong job market or rising wages, can i please point out that if were seeing Wage Inflation at all in the United States its because states and municipalities are raising the minimum wage all over the country. Thats artificial and not organic. Its beyond that. Its not something the fed can control. If anything the fact that so many people care now about the minimum wage for the first time in decades suggests that way more people are working in minimum wage jobs. If that happens you Better Believe more extreme populous candidates like donald trump on the right, Bernie Sanders on the left, neither what i will call fans of the fed will start to get more traction than they have. Im not a political commentator. I dont care about this stuff but i do care about the work person. We know Political Uncertainty hurts the stock market and we know that both trump and sanders are running against wall street and frankly i really dont think anyone at the Federal Reserve will be too happy. Federal Market Committee to start past the rate hike. The feds job is too important to sit there on auto pilot and the American Worker is the individual most squeezed by your very real actions and guess what, that is who is ready to vote for someone who would throw all of you out and replace you with a very different regime. One that i am sure wouldnt exactly be to your liking. Stick with cramer. cell phone rings where are you . Well the squirrels are back in the attic. Mom . Your dad wont call an exterminator. Can i call you back, mom . He says its personal this time. If youre a mom, you call at the worst time. Its what you do. If you want to save fifteen percent or more on Car Insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. Where are you . Its very loud there. Are you taking a zumba class . Theres a more enjoyable way to get your fiber. Try phillips fiber good gummies plus energy support. Its a new fiber supplement that helps support regularity and includes b vitamins to help convert food to energy. Mmmmm, these are good nice work, phillips the tasty side of fiber, from phillips. Dry spray . Thats fun. Its already dry its very soft. Can i keep it . laughs all the care of dove. Maybe a significant day today because oil was down 2 and guess what the stock market rallied into the close. This is the second time we had a major decline in oil. The s p has been ready to rally and we can be out of crazy town. After the close, alphabet, we used to call it google reported an amazing number. Not unlike facebook. Alphabet is larger than apple and market cap. It makes sense to me. A lot of what theyre doing is because of cost control. The cfo, remarkable job and ive got to tell you its why we are going to san francisco. Its where the exciting companies are. Thats right. Come from san francisco. The all star lineup we have is not to be believed and i cant wait to see you there. Theres always a bull market somewhere. I promise to try to find it for you right here on mad money