Noogies. Are you . So sweet of everybody to come. We love you too, everybody. Valentines day is such a wonderful holiday. It is. Not. How many of you actually feel like we have too many expectations, too high of an expectation for valentines day . Heres the worst thing about valentines day. If you are dating somebody and you are at work and you know how you see a dozen roses come in, and you are, like, are those for me . No. And then the guy comes again and again and youre waiting and youre wondering. You dont even get a cactus. Is your boyfriend going to send you something . Has that been you, hoda woman . Valentines day ill be honest is not my favorite holiday of the year because get out your kleenex. This is sad. I wish we had a drink. Theres nothing. Theres nothing. I knew something was missing. Ill explain why. Then hopefully the drink will come. I met my first husband on valentines day. Wait. It gets worse. And we signed our divorce papers on valentines day. No, that was a happy day. Do we have drinks . Seriously. Are there any . There are none . Are there no drinks . Extremely oh, thank god. Better late than never. How are you . Thank you. What are these drinks . What is your name . John. Its called a prawna. It came from true food kitchen. Yes. You guys know about that . As opposed to false food . Its all Natural Foods you are using . Organic, all natural, locally grown, seasonal. Whats in this thing . Cocoanut, grapefruit, pineapple, simple and vodka. You like it . Cheers for the vodka. Thank you. Its refreshing. It tastes almost a little too healthy, if you know what i mean. Thank you. Thank you for coming. Enjoy your day. Thank you. Here they say that valentines day brings with it a lot of pressure, though, because its like new years. They say that most couples feel like they have to do the nasty on valentines day because they feel pressure because its valentines day. Its not nasty to all people. Some people view it as a gift from god. Okay. And a blessing. Anyhow some people like a lot of blessings all day long. Some people like to visit poughkeepsie. Thats going to be a metaphor through the day. A longrunning gag about going to close to poughkeepsie. And the little dog is barking. Thats poughkeepsie. Because we cant say it on the air. You get in trouble. Stuff like that. Everybody say poughkeepsie. There you go. Heres what you might want to try with your loved one, your husband, spouse. Theres something called love is art. Waiting to hear you explain it. So what you do is you take like a canvas, a blank canvas this comes in for your enjoyment. Show them how big the thing is. Its big enough for two. A nice large canvas. Okay. And then you put paint on it, which comes here. Its got all kinds of paint. You sprinkle paint on it, and you put on a shower cap and then you and your significant whatever. It is. Yes. You roll around. You go to poughkeepsie. You know whats weird is you take this as art, and people are hanging it up in their homes. I know. Nasty. We believe in santa monica is happens a lot. We didnt endorse it. Anyway, its 60. Its called the love is art kit. Com in case anyone at all is interested. And ho da left something out. What . Hoda, i dont know what you do with this. But its for you. You guys, can we see your signs . Were going to pick our favorite sign, but were going to do it at the end of the thing. I know. We have to pick together. Lets see. With open arms. Im drinking for two. We love klg and photocopy. Thats probably me. Anyway welcome to l. A. Bakersfield loves hoda and klg. I dont like the i peeed with kathie lee. Im sorry. I think i would have remembered you if i did. Oh, okay. Youre right. She did. Okay. The orange county. Thank you. I love that. I see you, girl. I want to party with hoda. Vanilla fire, i think shes selling something. Are we going to order it now . Later. Okay, everybody. We have another valentines day gift. Were not responsible for whats in this chat so we are just using the props. She shall remain nameless, joanne lamarka. If you have a sore on your shoulders or something and you want to rub it because you cant reach it, we have something that will work. Its a wrist band my wrist band is missing. Yours is right here. Oh that . Its like a pair of drawers for a ken doll. This goes in the side. I see what youre saying there, hoda woman. You put these on your fingers. All right im i need a manicure so bad. Really, i was going to say, but woof as we say. I know. Then you turn it on. And then go like that and then you put the vibrating thing on your that is not i dont think thats what its really for. It might just be me. I dont know because god forbid i ever be the person that actually i want it off me. Would know. I thought they were ear plugs. I swear to god i did. Anyway, they run six hours on batteries in case youre wonderin just let you know. How does this turn on . This is why hoda and i dont like to rehearse anything beforehand. It works. Well keep it going for over six hours and see if anything happens. Heres the question about who you should be with your significant other. Yes. They say that your face tells the story and theres a way that you can figure out who your mirror image is by looking at your face, and theres something called facem called facemate. Com. Its almost like finding your dopple ganger. Whats with the opposites attract thing . If you are really looking for somebody that has your same youre beautiful other than that. If you are looking for somebody that looks like you, then we talk about taking selflove to another heres you and frank. So this is what a psychologist says about you and frank. Okay. What is it . Lets see. Kathie lee and frank are meant for each other because their eyes are equally distant on both sides of their faces. And the overall image of the face is the same. So was peewee herman. I didnt want to marry him. The same outline of the face. Same shape lips and same forehead. Both of our lips have disappeared. We both when we met, we both had nice plump full lips. How long have you been married . Going on 27 years. 27 years. Happy valentines, sweetheart. Were rarely together on valentines day anymore. It just seems that were always off somewhere working. Heres the thing, Frank Gifford was born in santa monica. I dont know if you all know that. The hospital that he was born in was torn down like 50 years ark but every time we come out he looks for it anyway. Anyway, he was actually under contract to Warner Brothers pictures when he was in his early 20s. He played football at usc, but he was like the brad pitt of his day, you know . Drop dead gorgeous. So hot. Heres the thing that upsets me about this eye thing. Jack warner himself from Warner Brothers pictures said he will never be a movie star. His eyes are too close together. Youre kidding. Thats why im not a movie star. Thats the same lets see whos good for you, hode. Warren beatty. What . What . Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What are we talking about . Yes. Sort of. I get it. Not bad. Not bad. Will smith. Of course. Why wouldnt it be . Same shaped face. James franco . James franco . He is your pick for me . No, thats a terrible picture of james franco. If you dont want celebs, i guess there are other choices. There are two guys that want you that are perfect for you, hoda. Say their names. Facemate. If you go theyll tell you who you should be with. This guy is josnyc. He probably joseph at nyc. Did you find him online . He is 52 years old, and he is looking for a nice 48 to 64yearold woman. Thats me. That could be either one of us. Okay. Im going to look up these guys later. I think you should. I think its time for a little music, shall we . Lets do it. This is my pick for today. Its a little wild because you guys look like youre wild. You guys know this song . Its called feel free to get up and dance. Is this my song . Where is it . Its called wild thing. Wild thing you make my heart sing you make everything wild thing wild thing, i think i love you. But i want to know for sure. Come on. All right. Were going to pick a sign, you guys. Who are we picking . I like the one okay, whisper. Okay, kathie lee picked this one. Its all klg on this one. She picked i love kathie lee but i want to party with hoda. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. You get a mug. Wow. Whats better than that . You guys, we have a lot coming up. Jason kennedy took me all over l. A. Be right back. Yes. So if you have a flat tire, dead battery, need a tow or lock your keys in the car, geicos emergency roadside assistance is there 24 7. Oh dear, i got a flat tire. Hmmm. Uh. Yeah, can you find a take where its a bit more dramatic on that last line, yeah . Yeah i got it right here. Someone help me i have a flat tire well its good. Good for me. What do you think . Geico. 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Oh, its fabulous. Theres sweeping views of Beverly Hills over there. You can even see the water. Hollywood over there. You can see century city, the ocean. Youve seen Rebel Without a cause . Oh, yeah. Theres a scene where he threw the knife over that hill, and they never found the knife. Where would i be a little bitty thing . I think over on pluto. Ladies and gentlemen, two pounds. Two pounds. Im just a little bitty thing. I love that. Kathie, what are we doing . I have no idea. Its called schtick. What can you tell us about the telescope here . More people have looked through this telescope than any other telescope in the world. So many people come to hollywood to find the stars, but this is actually a place where you can see the stars. Did you practice that . Welcome to los feliz. This has only been open a couple of months, but it used to be willards chicken inn. Im taking you back. Then it was the brown derby. Thats what i remember. Youve been to the brown derby . Yes. But it used to have a derby type top on it. Now its the mess hall . Look. They know were coming. Brownie points. Who lives up here . Kristen stewart, robert pattinson, January Jones lives here. A little inside intel. Kevin bacon and his wife Kyra Sedgwick love this joint right here. Do people know that they could be sitting where Elizabeth Taylor once sat or lucille ball . This was one of her hangouts. I think old hollywood still remembers and new hollywood, were trying to educate them little by little. Oh, my god. Wow. What are you waiting for . Yes, im going to have a bite of the mess burger, and i might make a mess. Here we go. Eating on television. Dont you love it . Nothing more disgusting. I lost a little pickle. I cant believe you dont have a guitar . Me either. Kevin kline. James dunn. I talked to a couple of people. Angela basset. In charge of the stars. I talked to a couple of people who are in charge of the stars, and ladies and gentlemen, your first hollywood walk of fame star, kathie lee gifford. Can we give her a round of applause . A Bowling Alley bar. You can play board games. This place is incredible. Come on in. This is interesting. Wow. Oh, you can its kind of an oaky smoky drink. Thats a great drink. Give it a shot. Oaky smoky. Oaky smoky. Its oaky smoky. The idea behind this was to pay homage to the classic hotel bar. Like the oak room at the plaza, or the Beverly Hills hotel. How is your bowling game . I give it a ten. Oh to . Hollywood. To hollywood. To Hollywood Hollywood yeah and these are my bowling socks. Oh. You want to go bowling with my socks . There you go. Can we just point out, im sorry, but i know this baby is precious. To prove that youre never too old to say i love you. Well be back with more on valentines day right after this. Aspirin wouldnt really help my headache, i dont think. 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This talented group of seniors tries to make a new video every month, and this month its bruno mars just the way you are. You know ill say when i see your face theres not a thing that i would change, cause youre amazing just the way you are and when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because, girl, youre amazing just the way you are so cute. The way you are this is their fourth video. They originally did it for friends and family, and then it got so much buzz i love them. How cute . Adorable. Thats a group with a good sense of humor. Perfect for valentines day. Happy valentines to all of them. Coming up, when we were going to hit the road and do a fashion doove