And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 670 yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you very much, everybody welcome thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it you made it [ cheers and applause ] youre here thank you very much thank you for being here. Thank you for watching. Now, heres what people are talking about, you guys. Some big news from overseas. Yesterday france elected 39yearold Emmanuel Macron to be its new president. [ cheers and applause ] thats right, elected at 39. Trump said hes worried that at 39, the president may be a a little immature. [ laughter ] then went back to tweeting insults at cnn. So, you got that. [ laughter and applause ] thanks for the advice. Macron actually won despite having his campaign hacked. [ light laughter ] or as one guy put it, [ russian accent ] eh, you help win some. You help lose some. [ laughter and applause ] but were learning more and more about the french president as the week goes on. I saw that his wife was actually his teacher in high school. [ audience ohs ] so, i guess trumps not the only president who is screwing the teachers. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] oh ha, ha jimmy some more political news. Republican congressman Raul Labrador is under fire for saying that nobody dies because they dont have access to healthcare. And trump was like, no way, a a talking labrador . I gotta meet this dog. [ laughter and applause ] i gotta meet this dog. This is unbelievable. Maybe him and a little boy switched lives somehow and maybe theyre swimming in a a pool, and somebody dropped a a car battery in the pool. [ light laughter ] now, the dog is going to school, and the boy is sleeping in the backyard. [ laughter ] a lot of people have accused President Trump of not fully understanding the republican healthcare bill. So, to prove hes an expert trump created his own medical website called trump m. D. [ laughter ] he actually wrote some of his own definitions of medical terms. Steve really . Wow. Jimmy check these out. For example, he thinks a a cardiologist is someone who works at hallmark. Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy and, yeah. Next, anesthesia is dakota johnsons character in 50 shades of grey. [ laughter and applause ] very close, similar. Steve almost. Jimmy almost. Steve almost. Jimmy next up, hepatitis c is a delicious fruit drink for kids. [ laughter ] and you go, no, thats hic. Steve yeah. Hic, yeah. Jimmy next for euthanasia, he puts, that who makes my trump brand ties. Steve wow. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] jimmy youth in a no. Steve this is nice, yeah. Jimmy yeah, i get it. But no. [ applause ] steve youth in asia. Jimmy and finally, a a midwife is your second of three wives. Steve wow. Jimmy and they go this is. [ cheers and applause ] dont do it. Steve wow. Jimmy dont do it if youre not. Steve why would he start a a website like that . Jimmy you dont need to do this. Steve youre the president. Jimmy thats pretty cool, guys, harry styles, my man harry styles is going [ cheers ] steve come on jimmy is going on his first solo tour. [ cheers ] the tickets for all the shows sold out in less than two minutes [ audience groans ] as you expect, yeah. A lot of harrys fans were disappointed. Check out what they had to say about it. Everythings sold out. You cant get a ticket. Its pretty tough. Its pretty disappointing. Its an outrage. And let me tell you something. Were going to fight this thing with everything weve got. Jimmy yeah, there you go. You see what im saying . Theyre really upset over it. [ cheers and applause ] hey, listen to this. I thought this was cool. A man who runs a pizzeria in california made a glutenfree pizza entirely out of cheese. [ light laughter ] or and hear me out, he just made cheese. [ laughter and applause ] its good pizza. Eh, no, its not. [ light laughter ] finally i read that facebook is shutting down its Virtual Reality film studio. People were like, yeah, if i wanted to see my facebook friends in 3d, id actually hang out with them. [ laughter ] there you go. We have a great show tonight [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody welcome we have got a great show tonight. Hes such a talented actor. From the new amazon series i love dick, kevin bacon is here, ladies and gentlemen steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy kevin bacon. Every time hes on the show, he does something cool. Steve he brings it. Jimmy he brings it every single time. Hes, like, one of our favorite guests. I love him. Kevin and i are singing something later in the show. Steve ooh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus, i love this guy. I love this guy. Hes just hes a reason to watch golf. Hes so good. Hes hilarious. He has his own show on golf channel, and hes part of nbcs coverage of the players championship. David feherty is dropping by steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and weve got great music from Chris Stapleton, you guys steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a good guy. Weve got the new record here, right there on mercury records. And the name of the album is from a room volume 1. And a lot of people think its called from a room. Steve no. Jimmy no, aroom. Aroom is the studio to record steve right. Jimmy thats, like, legendary. So, this is from a room. It actually is from a room as well. [ laughter ] steve yeah, it is. Jimmy but thats just pure coincidence. Steve right, its like arod and a rod. Jimmy that the room is, a room. Steve yes. Jimmy its like steve it is. It is the kind, but it is a a room and it is aroom. Jimmy its not broom. Steve no. Jimmy from broom. Steve no. Jimmy thats the b side. Steve no, thats jimmy these steve yeah. Jimmy do you steve thats the lesser room. [ laughter ] jimmy no, we dont call it the lesser room. Steve well, b, its the broom, sure. Jimmy i know, but he this is from a room volume 1. [ laughter ] thats b, the side. Steve thats b, the side volume 1. Jimmy thats from the album. It is volume one. Steve aroom. Jimmy from a room volume 1. Thats a hint to a volume two. Steve ooh. [ light laughter ] maybe that will be from broom. Jimmy no, it wont be from the broom. Its all recorded in aroom. [ laughter ] steve oh, okay. Jimmy anyways, hes the best. Maybe since Chris Stapleton is here and he does sing steve very well. Jimmy very well, maybe chris will sing something with kevin bacon and i. Steve oh [ cheers ] oh, snap whoa jimmy guys, as we all know, a lot of news organizations rely on polls to determine how regular americans feel about certain political issues, laws, or politicians. Steve yeah, right. Jimmy but the Polling Industry is always trying to remain relevant. So, theyve been releasing a a lot of new polls about everyday life. Ill show you what i mean in this next segment called, tonight show polls. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show polls jimmy this first pool asks, fill in the blank. Dr pepper is 60 said, delicious. 30 said, just okay. 10 said, the only doctor i can afford under the gop healthcare bill. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats an interesting poll. Steve thats a weird poll, wow. Jimmy yeah, next poll asks, what is your favorite curse word . Steve hmm. Jimmy 65 said, the f word. 34 said, the s word. Mike pence said, butternut. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, butternut jimmy oh, butternut [ laughter ] steve cheese and crackers [ laughter ] hes like an old miner. Oh, butternut [ laughter ] steve cheese and biscuits, i broke my thumb. [ laughter ] jimmy this poll asks, will this pie chart end up looking like pacman . [ light laughter ] 20 said, no. [ light laughter ] 80 said, yes. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Steve oh, there you go. Jimmy they were right. Steve they were correct. Jimmy they were right. Steve they were correct with that poll. Jimmy next poll asks, should polls always show both sides of an issue . 50 said, no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, butternut steve oh, flippity gibb. Jimmy oh, butternut. Steve oh, butternut. [ laughter ] making the old 3 40 to yukon. [ laughter ] theres gold in them there hills. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yukon cornelius . Steve cornelius, yeah. Bumbles bounce [ laughter ] [ light laughter ] 30 said, yeah, you . [ light laughter ] 30 said, no. [ light laughter ] 30 said, we broke up. Stop texting me [ cheers and applause ] steve butternut jimmy oh, butternut, lose my number [ light laughter ] this poll asks, would you like to open a kohls credit card and save 10 . [ laughter ] 100 said, nope. [ applause ] im good. Lets get this over with. Steve i want to get out of here. Jimmy are you sure . Because if you do it steve here, ill give you cash. Jimmy oh, just i just need your zip code. Steve no, im good. Jimmy your mothers maiden name. Steve im really good. Nope. Jimmy your dogs secret nickname. Steve good, im good. [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, you ever think about this . Steve whats that . Jimmy well, a dog jumped in a Swimming Pool with a boy. Steve right. [ light laughter ] jimmy and someone dropped a a car battery in said Swimming Pool. Steve right. Jimmy but maybe the dog and boy and the dog would switch sides. Steve oh, my gosh. I never thought of that before because for a while i had a dog who could talk and do rudimentary homework. [ light laughter ] and my son just slept around and chased rabbits all day. Jimmy thats probably what happened. Steve who knows, right . Jimmy i mean. Steve butternut. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, we have one more poll. Steve oh, are you serious . Jimmy yeah. Steve what is it . [ laughter ] did they ask americans . 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Jimmy since thats you know, the drummer of z. Z. Top is frank beard and hes the only guy in z. Z. Top without a a beard. Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy i always thought that was fantastic. Its perfect. Jimmy i love that, yeah. It was perfect. Jimmy were you a z. Z. Top fan . Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, i had that that record was jimmy eliminator. Eliminator, yeah. It had sharpdressed man. And those guys are fantastic. Ive seen them play. Theyre just theyre awesome. Jimmy were you a bono guy growing up . Yeah, you know, i didnt spend my money on comic books, not that i had any money. But my father would take his pants off in his closet, and uh [ laughter ] he would sorry, i dont know. Thats a weird way to start a [ laughter ] jimmy i disagree. Thats how i start most of my interviews, yeah. [ laughter ] where did your dad take his pants off . You say to me, did you have vinyl . And i Start Talking about my dad taking his pants off. And theyre sitting there going [ light laughter ] jimmy would he be in the closet . Did kevin actually do a a preinterview . [ laughter ] jimmy no, he did. No, i see where youre going with this. Yeah, and he would turn his pants upside down and some change would fall out. So i would go up there and gather the change, and when i saved up enough money, the one thing i would do was just go first 45 . I dont the first 45 was probably something along the lines of i dont know, maybe please please me. Probably a beatles song, you know. Jimmy wow. And well, and we went and my buddy harry and i, we got sergeant peppers was our first record. And that was a cool thing because, listening to it, of course, but it was also, like, opening it up and it had all this cool stuff inside. You could take theres a a cardboard mustache, and you took scissors out and you cut it around, and theres these little cardboard thing that you stuck in your nose. I mean, i dont know nobody here is old enough to remember that. Jimmy no, yeah, i i know that. The original. I love that. But for a kid, it was fantastic. Jimmy i love that. I collect vinyls now. And just to look at that, i just want my kids to see that. That you can actually its art. Yeah. Jimmy i mean now the art is so small now, like, i cant even like its like, oh, yeah. Cool. Thats a good album cover. Im like, i cant even see it. Now you get to play with it. The best thing about the vinyl is you open it up and you can clean your pot with it because youd [ laughter ] and the seeds would all run down jimmy that was the other reason why. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Do you remember, uh, first concert . First concert, well, this is kind of my friends dad was ran a club in philly called the electric factory. Im sure you guys have played there many times. [ applause ] and at the original location, which was over on arch street, there was this great what was called a discotheque. This is the late 60s. So it wasnt so much for dancing, it was like a rock sort of club. And they didnt serve any alcohol. And we would go there as little kids and play around and run all over the place, because we were just visiting his dad at work, basically. And one of the first shows that i saw there, believe it or not, was janis joplin. I was probably about nine years old. Jimmy youre kidding me. No, it was amazing. And ill never forget it. They had a light tower in the center of the place. And thats where they would do back in the 60s, a light show, theyd take a projector and oj oil, and put it on a thing and do the psychedelic, you know, thing, dancing. I literally sat there in the light booth with the guy doing that with janis joplin on stage. That was mind blowing. Jimmy what . i you know. [ cheers and applause ] and i didnt jimmy thats insane. At that point in my life, you know, i had no idea what i was going to do with my life, but it was very, very formative to me to see her, and see her rocking. And then we went backstage, and i dont think she wanted to meet us, clearly. These little kids are there. But he owned the club, hes the promoter and he brought us backstage, and i got an autograph. She signed an autograph for me. And it was ill never forget. It was on pink paper. And it said, hello kevin, thats my name. Hello, kevin. [ laughter ] love janis. And i lost it. [ audience aws ] yeah, i dont have it. So if anybody out there has an autograph that says hello kevin on pink paper, love, janis, thats mine. [ laughter ] jimmy its worth triple. I want it back. Jimmy yeah. I want that back. Jimmy wow, no way. My first concert was weird al yankovic. Oh, my gosh. Wow. [ laughter ] thats not bad. Jimmy not bad at all. No. Thats so interesting. I love al. Jimmy but here you are. Youre going on tour with your brother. The Bacon Brothers on tour, starting at the end of this month. Yeah, end of may, yeah. Were going up doing mostly the south and southwest, and then later on were back up in the east coast. Jimmy how long have you been on tour with your brother . Weve done had the band for about 20 years. Jimmy 20 years . Yeah, 20 years. Weve done like seven, you know, records. Both of the people that bought them i think are liking them. [ laughter ] jimmy i havent put out my full review yet, but i am leaning towards loving it. Do you have a story about any theres got to be some hell gigs when you first started out. Oh, wow. Jimmy or just memorable gigs. Well, ill tell you, a funny gig was, it was really, really early in the band, and we got this call that we were going to open for three dog night at Giants Stadium. Jimmy thats fantastic. So im like, youre kidding me. This sounds incredible. And i didnt really look at the details or maybe the details werent really explained to us. Jimmy at Giants Stadium . Yes. I get there. Im so not rock n roll. Im a compulsively early person. Im there way before the band. Jimmy youre like, are you guys ready to rock . Are you ready to rock . Are you ready to rock . [ laughter ] exactly. Jimmy you guys ready to rock . Its pathetic. Jimmy hello. Its truly pathetic. Jimmy hello, new jersey. [ light laughter ] when i get there and i quickly realize that its not in Giants Stadium, its in the parking lot. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a different its like some kind of state fair or Something Like maybe the new jersey state fair. [ laughter ] and i get there, and im like here and they had some people that are working backstage. And they said, your dressing room is not quite ready yet because the baton twirlers are still in there. [ laughter ] so literally, there was a a group jimmy what . Yeah, there was a group of like little girl baton twirlers who were opening for us, and then we were opening for three dog night, but as it turns out, it was only one of the dogs. Because all three werent there. It was jimmy they dont talk to each other . They broke up . I guess. Maybe they broke up. So it was like, the singer. It was great, i love that band. I mean, they were fantastic. I cant remember what his name was. But he was actually the only member. So it was, you know, it was a it was a good lesson in humility. [ light laughter ] jimmy baton twirlers, Bacon Brothers, and one dog night. Fantastic. [ laughter ] if you go to Bacon Brothers bacon bros, bros. Baconbros. Com, you can get more information about the tour. More with kevin bacon when we come back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. 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Im at higher risk fore as depression. Ave a stroke. Im 26 more likely to develop an irregular heartbeat. I have a 65 higher chance of developing diabetes. No matter who we are, these diseases can be managed or prevented when caught early on. Because with better research, the right medicine, and with doctors who help keep me healthy to begin with, [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Were hanging out with kevin bacon, the one and only kevin bacon. [ cheers and applause ] i want to talk to you about your show on amazon. Its called i love dick. Which is what i love about i love having people have to say that over and over again. [ laughter ] jimmy cause its yeah. Its just good, yeah. Its so fun. Jimmy but explain what the show is. The show is a show from jill soloway who was one of the creators of transparent. She created transparent. And kathryn hahn is in it and also griffin dunne. And they play a couple who comes to this small town and theyve kind of lost some of the desire in their relationship. And they meet this kind of iconic figure in this town. His name is dick, and thats me. And they begin this obsession with this character, and their obsession with him reignites the flame in their love life. Jimmy yeah. So its a very strange, interesting kind of triangle, and funny and sexy and cool. Jimmy youre a very cool mysterious guy in the show. Yeah, he is. Jimmy well, you are in real life as well. [ light laughter ] so not much of a stretch. I saw this photo of you, and i go, this is how you do it. This is in [ laughter ] munich . Thats in munich, yeah. We were over there promoting the show. And they said i ride a horse in the show, i should add. Jimmy yeah, you took the horse to starbucks. Yeah, i take him, i ride him into town. Jimmy into town, yeah. And they said, how would you like to get on a horse right in the middle of munich . I think thats the stupidest idea i ever heard. I was like, yeah, ill do it. I mean [ laughter ] jimmy come on. Sounds like fun. Jimmy thats exactly how you do it right there. I want to show everyone a clip of you in the show. Cool. Jimmy this is kevin bacon in i love dick. Take a look at this. This is yours. This is this is yours. Yeah, it looks like a brick to me. I love a Straight Line. Straight line is perfection. Oh, okay. Well then, i get it. Theres no arguing with perfection. I mean, if youve achieved perfection, dick, what else is there to work on . Is that why you havent done anything in seven years . Because youve already achieved perfection . Sorry, i dont think a Straight Line equals art. They dont call it the Philadelphia Museum of lines. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes so good, man. Griffin dunne. Oh, its so good. Kevin bacon, everybody. On amazon prime video. David feherty joins us next. Stick around [ cheers and applause ] with e trade you see things your way. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest played professional golf for over 20 years and is one of the best commentators in the game. He hosts his own golf channel show feherty, which airs mondays at 9 00 p. M. And hes also going to be part of the golf channel and nbcs coverage of the players championship, which runs through this sunday. Please welcome the very entertaining, the very funny, David Feherty. [ cheers and applause ] ridiculous. Jimmy david, welcome back. Thank you. Jimmy you look fantastic. How have you been . Ive been thyo a bunch of weight. And nobody has noticed. No one. [ light laughter ] jimmy i did. Yeah, i know. [ laughter ] i know you did. Jimmy did you lose weight . I didnt think you needed to lose weight . No, i did. I mean i started my wife started playing with my breasts. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy thats you know thats a bad sign when thats happening. [ laughter ] how much have you taken off . About 25 pounds so far. Jimmy is that right . [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy whats the secret . The secret is basically im on kind of a paleo diet. I dont eat anything that hasnt been clubbed to death and dragged out of a cave. Jimmy smart. Thats great, yeah. Plus, the energy of you clubbing is, yeah you have to do it yourself . Of course. Jimmy exactly, yeah. What club do you use . Like a 6 iron. [ laughter ] jimmy you brought me something which i think is very, very cool. And i appreciate this. Yeah. Jimmy thank you. This is a golf club. This is a head cover. And this is you. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but even sorry, your suit jackets coming undone. Sorry. But heres whats cool. If you press the hand, listen to this. Im have a driver up my arse and im smiling. Jimmy do we have to bleep any of these . Yeah, i dont know. Theres something sort of voodooish about, you know, people all over the country are inserting something into a a stuffed effigy of me. [ laughter ] jimmy i think its fantastic. I dont know how you came up with this one. But lets hear another one if i can. Is that the swing youre going to use. Jimmy is that the swing youre going to use . Yeah. Jimmy thats good. You should never have given the game up. Jimmy you should have never given the game up. Hopefully playing the game while they have this, yeah. Play for the pars, the double bogeys will come. Thats kind of boring. Who farted . Jimmy okay, thats good. Thats good. [ laughter ] i appreciate it. Thank you very much for bringing this. I will use it. It will give me good luck. Im trying to up my game. Im trying to up my golf game this summer, Start Playing more. But to be really honest, i dont even try to improve. Thats perfect. That is the perfect attitude towards golf. As long as you dont care, you know, then it can be fun. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, i think seriously, i dont even keep score. No, im deadly serious. People that care about golf, unless youre a tour professional or Something Like that, theyre just boring people. [ laughter ] jimmy now, you have played for a long time. I watch the show all the time. I know a fair amount about you. One is that youre sober and you used to drink a lot. I used to be not sober. Yeah. Jimmy do you have any theres a story about you in sweden that i yeah, the scandinavian masters play at a place called barseback in the south of sweden. And i woke up one morning with a tee time after lunch but i woke up in copenhagen. [ light laughter ] which and this is the reason i always have at least 600 bucks in my wallet. A cab to get back to sweden. And there was a ferry involved. I woke up i woke up that morning wearing one sock and there was a half smoked cigar in the bed. And ive never smoked. [ laughter ] the only way it could have been more eerie would have been if there had been 100 extra dollars in my wallet. [ laughter ] jimmy thank goodness there wasnt. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy do you remember getting on a ferry at all . I got on well no, i dont remember getting on the ferry to get there. I remember going back, i was panic stricken. [ light laughter ] jimmy im so happy that youre still with us and that you yeah, thank you. Jimmy youre doing well. You told me that you once had the worst caddie, you worked with the worst caddie ever. Oh, he was you wouldnt trust him to sit the right way around on a toilet seat. [ laughter ] jimmy who is he and does he rodney. Rodney willard. [ laughter ] jimmy you didnt even hesitate. No. Jimmy you didnt even hesitate. No, hes beautiful. He was a great friend of mine. Hes still working, but he was you know, he didnt see the same colors as me. [ laughter ] jimmy really . Yeah. He was just a complete idiot on the golf course. And i hired him for entertainment value rather than, you know, any advice that he might give me. Jimmy give me a story. What would a rodney story classic rodney story . He showed up one morning. He used to rent a moped wherever we went. He had been out that previous night drinking cleaning products or something, im not sure. [ laughter ] he came out of the pub this was in scotland. And, you know, hed had 17 pints or something. And he was hungry, so he went across the street and got a a microwave pizza. Seafood. And he ate all but one slice of it. And he went now he was thirsty again. So he went back into the pub. But before he did had his the downspout outside. And he put one slice in his helmet. He has another couple pints comes out on the helmet. Up the street. Next morn he fell asleep on the bed fully clothed. Jimmy with the helmet on. With the helmet on. [ laughter ] and woke up but 20 minutes before my tee time. Panicked got on the bike and he parks the bike and walks over to the putting green where im standing, wondering where he was. And hes taking the helmet off and hes got a slice of pizza wrapped around his head. [ laughter ] jimmy molded on to his head, now. And i said, rodney, have you been were you drinking last night . He says, oh, no, boss, just a a couple pints. [ laughter ] i always regret what i said. You know, i said why do you have a slice of pizza on your head . [ light laughter ] and i always wondered how far into the round could he have gotten before [ laughter ] he realized if i hadnt said anything. Jimmy oh, wait, what . I want to tell you about the players championship. Than the other ones . Well, it has that beautiful finish, 16, 17, and 18. Especially 17. And its a tournament that returns to the same venue every year. The players are familiar, the viewers are familiar with it. And 17 is one of those heart attack inducing its an island green completely surrounded by water. And right at the very end of the tournament its just its mass hysteria. Really from players that are normally so calm, cool and collected, you see them and theyre basically trying not to soil themselves. [ light laughter ] jimmy nervous about it. Congrats on feherty. Its the greatest, most fun show. I love watching it. Its on golf channel. Season seven i want to say now . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, good for you, man. Thats fantastic. Yeah, i cant believe it. Jimmy you got nominated for a sports emmy. I know. My father, bless his heart, i lost him a couple of months ago. He died. I didnt lose him. Like mislay him or anything like that. [ light laughter ] jimmy you know where he was. Yes, yeah. But he was very hard of hearing. When he heard id been nominated for an emmy. He said, why does he need to be nominated for an enema. [ laughter ] isnt that something you decide to do yourself . [ laughter ] jimmy thats why we got this thing. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] i want to show a clip. Heres David Feherty interviewing Golden State Warriors point guard steph curry in feherty. Take a look at this. Is there something about, i mean that amazing roar you get 19,000, 20,000 people that just makes the hair stand up or . Its not even the roar for me. Its the moment as im shooting. Because you can feel like the collective hum and the anticipation of whats about to happen. And as im in that moment, everything kind of goes quiet, but there is that kind of reverb of like ah, ready to see something special. Those moments are pretty cool. Jimmy come on. Thats so fun. We love when you come by. Im the biggest fan. Congrats on tomorrow night were sending you vibes, buddy. David feherty. Watch feherty on the golf channel. Watch the players championship right here on nbc. Chris stapleton performs for us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is a multiple grammy awardwinning musician whose highlyanticipated new album, from a room volume 1 is out now. Performing i was wrong, please welcome back Chris Stapleton [ cheers and applause ] ive been thinking about my thoughtless words they must have hurt and i take it back wont you let me take it back you know i told you that i dont love you that id be better off with someone new but i take it back wont you let me take it back girl you know that i still love you and you know that im so alone i dont know why i told you that i didnt need you cant you see that baby i was wrong what i wouldnt give to be your lover again all i want to do is touch your skin yeah if i had you right here right now id tell you tell you tell you tell you tell you girl you know that i still love you and you know that im so alone i dont know why i told you that i didnt need you cant you see that baby i was wrong [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh thanks, jimmy jimmy thank you, brother. Its good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] Chris Stapleton [ cheers and applause ] come on catch him on tour right now my thanks to kevin bacon, Christ Stapleton [ cheers and applause ] from a room and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight cobie smulders, from snatch, actor chris meloni. Music from maggie rogers. Featuring the 8g band with thaddeus dixon. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers, this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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