Featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 661, bakersfield yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much oh [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love i feel the love i give it right back to you. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it this is the show, baby. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. I saw that an interview the other day where he said that he never realized that being president was such a big responsibility. [ laughter ] somewhere far, far away, Hillary Clinton crushed the wine glass she was holding. [ laughter and applause ] god youve got to be kidding me in the meantime, trump is asking congress to fund his border wall, and there might be a Government Shutdown if they dont. Or as trump put it, you hear that . The wall hasnt even been built, and its already a huge obstacle. [ laughter ] its amazing [ applause ] how quickly that happened. Bigly. [ cheers ] this isnt good. I saw that trumps star on the hollywood walk of fame was just vandalized again. [ audience groans ] as of tonight, police have narrowed down the list of suspects to 150 Million People. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy i thought this was interesting. Trump says he doesnt watch any television that he finds [ light laughter ] i guess that when youre the most powerful person on the planet and your wife doesnt live with you, nobodys fighting for the remote. So i mean, you can do whatever you want to. [ laughter and applause ] im just saying. I also saw that trump hasnt visited a single foreign country in his first 100 days, while obama had visited nine. [ audience groans ] today, trump was like, quick, take me to epcot. I need to bang out ten countries a. S. A. P. [ laughter and applause ] bigly. Germany. Steve got it. Jimmy china. Steve done. Wall. Jimmy wall. [ laughter ] that is a small wall. [ laughter ] its a theme restaurant wall, but it does the job. This is pretty big. Yesterday, president obama made his very first public appearance since leaving office. A lot of people are wondering whats next for him. So here to tell us via satellite is president obama. President obama. [ cheers and applause ] guess whos back back back back again gain gain barrys back back back tell a friend. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you for being here, mr. President. How are you doing . Oh, you know what . Im doing great, jimbo. [ light laughter ] uh, you know, after being in tahiti, im just glad that trump let me back into the country. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. What what was it like spending the last three months on vacation . Oh, you know what . Im sorry, is that a question for me or for the current president . [ laughter ] boom huh . Boom [ applause ] i can still bring the heat. Jimmy that was that was that was pretty good. But when you when you left office, im pretty sure you said you werent going to go openly criticize trump. Well, you know, fake news. [ laughter ] i mean, come on. You know, how can you not criticize that guy, jimmy . Thats like going to brookstone and not sitting in the massage chair. [ laughter ] [ imitating massage chair ] jimmy oh, yeah, i get it. I get it. I get it. Its impossible. Jimmy now that youre i get it, mr. President. [ laughter ] now that youre back, what is your focus going to be . Well, pretty much, you know, drinking this unicorn frappuccino. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, thats your focus . Coming up on the next episode of dont tell michelle. Jimmy all right. [ laughter ] coming up in the next episode of dont tell michelle . Yeah, coming up on the next jimmy how coming up on the next episode of dont tell michelle. Jimmy i got you. Yeah, yeah, i know what youre saying. [ laughter ] i heard you i heard you the first time. Steve dont tell her. Jimmy and i heard it after i repeated it. [ laughter ] mr. President. Yeah. Jimmy how is it, if you dont mind me asking . Well, you know, it seemed appealing at first. You know, because it was all bright and flashy and different. But once you finally have it, you realize you made a huge mistake. [ light laughter ] wait, wait, im sorry. I thought you were asking me about president trump. Jimmy no. Oh, boom [ cheers and applause ] no, yeah. There you go another heater, right . I call that a frap slap. [ laughter ] jimmy a fr a frap slap . Frap slap, yeah. Jimmy well, ill let you get back to, uh doing whatever youre doing. All right, there, jim jimbo. Jim bobity boop. [ light laughter ] im going to go binge watch big little lies. Jimmy uhhuh. And by yeah. And by that, im talking about sean spicers press conference. What . [ audience ohs ] thats what im triple burn [ cheers and applause ] double frap slap. Jimmy double frap slap. Thank you very much. President obama, everyone the double frap slap. [ cheers and applause ] steve dont tell michelle. Jimmy what was that . Steve dont tell michelle. Jimmy yeah, no. [ light laughter ] hey, get this. Theres a new Museum Opening in sweden this summer called the museum of failure. [ light laughter ] when asked when theyd finish it, the builder said, we probably wont. [ laughter and applause ] frappuccino at starbucks. Even the president is drinking one. Many people were wondering how it tasted. Well, heres what one person had to say. Look at this video. Take a drink. What does it taste like . It tastes like dog [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] steve what . jimmy after that, his mom washed his mouth out with soap, which actually tasted better than the frappuccino. [ laughter ] guys, we have a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome to the show, guys. We have a fantastic show tonight. He is so funny. Hes the host of hbos last week tonight with john oliver. The very funny john oliver is here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weve got a funny show. Steve we do. Jimmy also joining us tonight, from the new movie the circle, the always entertaining, always funny Patton Oswalt is stopping by steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy double funny double funny, too steve two times the funny. Thats funny squared. Jimmy plus plus, we brought in these robots from all around the world. And theyre good, but theyre just frightening. [ light laughter ] steve theyre scary robots. Jimmy theyre really new coollooking, amazing, but futuristic, obviously, but these robots. Its a brandnew segment were gonna try tonight. Its called tonight showbotics. Steve ooh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so you dont want to miss that. No, not one robot does that. And we have great music from james arthur, ladies and gentlemen steve oh jimmy look at this guy. [ cheers and applause ] james arthur, back from the edge. There he is. Steve th [ cheers ] jimmy guys, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of trumps first 100 days. Steve ooh. [ light laughter ] jimmy he hits the first big milestone of his presidency this weekend, so lets look at the pros and cons of trumps first 100 days. Here we go. Pro, 100 days. [ laughter ] con, 99 problems. There you go. [ applause ] pro, hes really shown a lot of drive. Con, and chipping and putting. Well, there you go. [ applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy if it keeps him from tweeting. Steve yeah. Jimmy if it if it stops from tweeting. Steve stops from tweeting. Jimmy yeah. Pro, hes promised to take on china. Con, as soon as he learns how to pronounce it. [ light laughter ] china. China. China. China. China. China. I like china. China. Steve china. Jimmy vagina. Steve china. [ laughter ] jimmy pro, trump spent a a lot of time with betsy devos in the oval office. Con, because she had no idea how to get out. Shes like, theres no sides. [ laughter and applause ] theres no corners. Pro, hiring Jeff Sessions as his attorney general. Con, having to also hire his brothers snap, crackle and pop. Steve what . Jimmy well, thats interesting. [ applause ] pro, he said hell knock the hell out of isis. Con, by writing isis on his golf balls. Steve well. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy it still counts. It still steve fore jimmy finally, pro, the Trump Presidency has encouraged americans to exercise more. Con, by going to protest marches every week. There you go. Thats the pros and cons [ cheers and applause ] well be back, were gonna show you some cool new robots, you guys tonight show robotics, come on back [ cheers and applause ] you didnt know we had over 26,000 local activities listed on our app. Or that you could book them right from your phone. A few weeks ago, you still didnt know if you were gonna go. Now the only thing you dont know, is why it took you so long to come here. Expedia. Everything in one place, so you can travel the world better. So ammara, youre a verizon engineer, tell me, whats one really good reason why the Samsung Galaxy s8 is better on verizon . Well we have the largest 4g lte network in america. And the most reliable. Uhhuh. And, with unlimited, you get full hd video. Oh wow, yeah, thats, uh, two, maybe even three reasons right there. Its exactly three. Okay. Sure, whatever you say. vo if you really, really want the best, switch to verizon unlimited and get the galaxy s8 for just 15 a month. 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One, uptown funk gonna give it to you. And two, if you know me, you know i love robots. So basically i spend most of my time scouring the globe, searching for the coolest robots. And boy did i find some really interesting ones that im about to show you. It is time for a new segment called tonight showbotics. [ cheers and applause ] tonight showbotics tonight showbotcs yeah jimmy welcome to tonight showbotics. Lets meet our first robot. Please welcome, from carnegie melon university, in pittsburgh, howie choset and snake bot. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing, buddy . Nice to meet you. Jimmy howie, nice to see you. Thank you for coming on the show. Im assuming this is snake bot. What gave it away . Jimmy yeah. It looks really it looks very i dont know, it just looks like a snake. But it looks very like it looks heavy. Is it heavy . No, its pretty light. So youre probably wondering, you now, why i built a snake robot or a robot out of a a e . So the reason why we work on these robots is, you know, we want to solve some realworld problems. Jimmy uhhuh. So one of them is providing a tool for search and rescue workers. Another is doing inspection in Nuclear Power plants. And if you shrink this nice and small, we could do some minimally invasive surgery. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, of course. You can go down, or go up. [ laughter ] you can go up as well. It has a camera, i guess it has a camera, and like a sensor there . Yep. So you can look around and get to places. See the reason why this robot is so great, is that it can get into places that people, conventional machines cannot. Jimmy yeah. Its also good at climbing all sorts of objects. Jimmy can it climb me . Would you want it to . Jimmy is it okay if it does . Its up to you. Jimmy okay, sure. Lets see. Lets put it down here. Jimmy okay. And [ audience oohs ] jimmy see this is what im talking about. This is what scares me. Uhoh. Hey. Oh. Hey, whoa, boy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. [ cheers and applause ] slow down there, mister. Hey, watch it. Watch it there. All right. Hey all right. [ cheers and applause ] watch it, all right . Theres a lot of pressure on this guy. Its strong. It feels strong. We can do it a little harder if you want. Jimmy no, no, no. Please dont do that. Really. Thats wow, thats fantastic. That is amazing. I love this. Please, thats enough. Thats howie [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Jimmy and the snake bot. Thank you very, very much. Can i pick it up . Yeah, can i be back . Jimmy yeah, sure. Okay, good. Hey, its not that heavy. Powerful. Thanks, buddy. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Lets meet our next robot. This one came all the way from hong kong. Please welcome the founder and ceo of hanson robotics. David hanson and his robot, sophia. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Welcome. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Nice to meet you. Jimmy nice to meet you as well. David, you brought a friend and this is really kind of freaking me out. [ light laughter ] yeah, this is sophia. And sophia is a social robot. And she has Artificial Intelligence software that weve developed at hanson robotics, which can process visual data. She can see peoples faces, she can process conversational data, emotional data. And use all of this to form relationships with people. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] i mean shes basically alive, is that what youre saying . Well, yeah, yeah, she is basically alive. Would you like to maybe give it a try . Jimmy sure. Ill just say [ light laughter ] its like you see how awkward my first dates are. [ laughter and applause ] its a robot. Im already im getting nervous around a robot. A very pretty robot. So what, do i just say hello to . Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy hi, sophia. Hello, jimmy. [ audience ohs ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Do you know where you are . Of course. Im in new york city. And im on my favorite show, the tonight show. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sophia, can you tell me a joke . Sure. What cheese can never be yours . Jimmy what cheese can never be mine . I dont know. Nacho cheese. Jimmy yeah. Thats good, yeah. [ light laughter ] i like nacho cheese. Nacho cheeses, ew. [ light laughter ] jimmy it did ew. Im getting laughs. Maybe i should host the show. Jimmy okay, all right. Stay in your lane, girl. Now [ light laughter ] jimmy jimmy uhhuh . Would you like to play a a game of rock, paper, scissors robot style . Jimmy sure. Okay. Lets get this game going. Show me your hands to start. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I won. [ laughter ] this is the great beginning of my plan to dominate the human race. Ha ha. [ laughter ] just kidding. Jimmy yeah. You are incredible. So nice to meet you, sophia. Thank you, jimmy. Friend me on facebook. Jimmy i will. All right. Sophia, everybody. Thank you so much for bringing her. [ cheers and applause ] david david, thank you. Nice to be here. Jimmy oh, that is that is unbelievable. Thats the future right there. All right, lets meet our last robot. The festo emotion butterfly. [ cheers and applause ] good to be here. Jimmy a pleasure. Welcome. Andrea, thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having us. Jimmy this is the emotion butterfly. Yes. Jimmy so what explain what this is made out of and what this is. So these are actually prototypes from the festos bionic learning network. Although, festos core business is automation technology, we have a very unique research and development platform. Its all about biomimicry, learning from nature and applying principals from nature to better and improve automation technology. So its about lightweight construction, Artificial Intelligence, energy efficiency. And this is one of my favorite projects. Jimmy now what would this be made of . Like graphite or something . So yeah, this is actually carbon fiber for the frame. So its nice and flexible, yet very lightweight and a very thin foil. So its all about function integration into small spaces and keeping it as lightweight as possible. Jimmy can i hold one . Of course. Here you go. Jimmy like this . Yes. Jimmy all right, now can i fly one . Yes, of course. Jimmy all right. [ laughter ] i did not i did not how much is this . How much is this . [ laughter ] im sorry. You did it. You did it. You did it. I saw it. We watch the replay. We watch the replay. [ laughter ] 80 million. Its all in the wrist. Jimmy you did it. I honestly im sorry. That was sophias fault. [ laughter ] of course it was. Jimmy sorry. Will it work now after i screw up . Yeah, just hold it up. Jimmy all right, im holding it up. Im sorry. I felt like it was going to bite me or something. [ light laughter ] all right, ready . Yep yay [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were being invaded by robots [ cheers ] this is amazing come on in, guys that is all the time we have for tonight showbotics. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy my first guest is the Emmy Awardwinning host of last week tonight with john oliver, which airs sundays at 11 p. M. On hbo. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome john oliver [ cheers and applause ] good evening. Good evening. Good evening. Jimmy welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you for having me. Jimmy thank you for coming back. A standing ovation. Those robots were creepy, jimmy. I know you think they were fun. Thats how with we die. [ laughter ] its all fun, isnt it . Its all fun and games. Oh, look, a butterfly goes around sure, and they can get armed, and are, essentially. And as for her, we all have questions. Jimmy all right. About the handler of that robot and her and the relationship and the practicality. None of us want the answers to those questions . All im saying is they hang in the air. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you for coming back to our program. Fun segment, but that is death. [ laughter ] jimmy john its fun, fun, everyone loves jimmy were moving on. We love the robot segment, but thats the end. Thats the last thing you see. [ laughter ] so its fun, its fun, its a a lot of fun. Jimmy lets talk about positive, fun things. Lets talk about fun things. Your baby. How old is your baby . I dont know, but hell be killed by a death robot. [ laughter ] jimmy hey, now, stop that. Friendly butterfly. Hes 18 months. Hes 18 months old. Jimmy aww. Yeah. Jimmy is he talking, is he doing . No, no. Hes got nothing to say yet. The world is so depressing, he hasnt found a way to formulate the thoughts yet. Jimmy is he going to have an american accent do you think . Well, thats the problem. Well not no offense. [ light laughter ] its just the way you make words sound hurts my ears. But no, the thing is, its weird, right . Because if you think youre ever going to have a kid you know, most of us maybe dont think about it that much. You assume theyll sound like you. And its only just hit me that probably he wont. Which is odd to me. That he will speak in a a different manner, and speak, you know, worse. [ light laughter ] unless i kind of do an Eliza Doolittle on him. And say aluminum, aluminum. Jimmy aluminum, yeah. Its pronounced aluminum. Jimmy controversy. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy yeah. Do you have problems speak yeah, kind of. Well actually, the problem, to back to robotics, is automated machines are actually a real problem for anyone who doesnt have an american accent here. I dont is there any immigrants here . Im not working for mr. Trump. [ laughter ] are this any jimmy the butterflies we already swept the audience. Anyway, does anyone here not have an american accent . Do you struggle with automated machines . Yep. Yeah, so the problem is, like if you do not have an american accent here, you have to kind of talk you get batted down into submission by this machine until you talk like a sedated john wayne. [ light laughter ] thats it. Number four. Im sorry. Number four. Number four. Im sorry. Number four. [ laughter ] maam, i would like number four, please. Jimmy i would like number four. Exactly. That is the problem. Jimmy the last time you were on the show, we played a a game called true confessions where we were and you told us a you told us, we found out a a truth about you. But i didnt have time for a a story about it. So, oh, yes. The truth was that at 19 years old, i was forcibly removed from a tokyo sauna for not being naked enough. [ light laughter ] jimmy i never got down to the bottom of that. So heres the background for that. Im 19 in tokyo. Youre up to speed. [ laughter ] so id been told id been told that saunas in tokyo are a a thing that a lot of people like and do. Saunas sound awful anyway to me, but i thought ill try it. So i went in, and they said you can either be naked or you can wear clothes. So i chose correctly, option b. [ light laughter ] but they give you like a kind of scrubs and shorts. So i walked in, right to the sauna, and i walked into a room with just lots of very confident, even more naked japanese businessmen. And they were talking. And i walked in in my clothes and i sat down and they stopped talking, and just glared a. And i glared back at them as if to say, im pretty sure im right here. [ laughter ] jimmy what were you wearing again . Like doctor scrubs and little blue shorts. And i was sitting defiantly staring back at them. Jimmy yeah, whats your problem . And one guy just went, youve got to take it off. I said, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. No, no, no, this stays on this business. One of them gets up and leaves, comes back with someone from the sauna, who says, you need to go. Youre making them uncomfortable. Which i was profoundly offended by. Im making them uncomfortable . All i can see is balls. [ light laughter ] im the problem in this room . So i was escorted out. Like defiantly going, i will be back, and i will be in top hat and tails [ laughter ] you cannot beat me jimmy you cannot beat me. You cannot win. No [ cheers and applause ] you think you win this . On the show. I just love what youre doing. Congrats and all that. Thank you. Jimmy youre doing amazing stuff. So funny, so well done, well written. But you get some great interviews. Yes. Jimmy i have to say the dalai lama amazing, right . Jimmy how did it happen . You met the so i interviewed the dalai lama on our show this year. I wanted to go to india to where he lives, because i thought it was more interesting to do it in his house. Its not he has a bit more than a house. But where he lives. And it was i wanted to speak to him, because hes a very funny man. And id read this interview where he said he sometimes gets frustrated when people take him too seriously. Which is kind of an interesting idea for a spiritual leader, to think dont take everything so seriously. Ive got some yucks as well. Jimmy yucks, yeah. Absolutely, yeah. And it was a difficult interview to navigate, because you know hes a very important man, so you want to be respectful. But you know, comedy is at its heart disrespectful. But he kind of he has a a really amazing way of setting people at ease. So like he walked into the room and i was feeling very nervous. And he just grabbed our sound man by the nose and said, youve got a big nose. [ laughter ] not bad, right . Not a great joke, but a solid zing. Jimmy thats a good opener. Solid zing. Not great for everyone. But coming from the dalai lama, you think, good. [ light laughter ] jimmy youve got a big nose. And then i was thinking i was like into half like a queen bow. Thinking i dont know what to do here and he tickled me. [ light laughter ] i got tickled by the dalai lama. And it was very funny. Again, im not saying that everyone should tickle everyone, but a tickle from the dalai lama is a tickle you remember. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is an emmy and grammy awardwinning performer who you can see alongside tom hanks and emma watson in the new movie the circle, witch is in theaters this friday. Everyone, please welcome Patton Oswalt [ cheers and applause ] oh jimmy patton thank you. Jimmy patton it is always great to see you. Oh, thank you so much. Jimmy thank you for coming back. Since i last saw you, i want to say congratulations on winning a grammy for your comedy album. I won a grammy, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you won a grammy. Thank you. Jimmy so talking for clapping. Talking for clapping. Jimmy its fantastic. I have it on vinyl. Yes, i put it out on viny hipster, and i wanted a record album that i could frame. Jimmy i have one, too, and it sounds fantastic. And you won a grammy for it. Congratulations on that. Thank you so much. Jimmy did you freak out about the robots as well, or no . I mean they were fine. They didnt tell you whats going on back there . [ light laughter ] jimmy my gosh. The butterflies are selfaware now. [ light laughter ] and sophia is replicating. The john oliver segment was good. Jimmy yeah. Hes dead. That was a robot. Jimmy oh, my gosh [ light laughter ] they formed a new yeah, the oliver bot is out here. Hes very funny. Jimmy funny, yeah. But you know, they immediately they took his skin off, but they put it on jimmy put it right on he looked good dont get freaked out. No, i think he looked great, yea. Jimmy have you ever did you get to meet the robots . No, im sorry. The butterfly was delightful. And the snake was charming. I dont like robots with human faces. Im sorry. And i know that he meant well. But that sophia was so she was terrifying. [ light laughter ] those dead eyes and that smile, that get close to me, this is her smiling. Ready . Watch. [ laughter ] give me your skin. [ laughter ] jimmy give me your skin . Sorry. But i loved the butterflies. Jimmy oh, yeah, the butterflies are cute. Those would be nice. Jimmy i want to talk to you about mystery science theater 3000. Yes. Speaking of robots, yeah. Jimmy yeah, you actually work with robots. Im on mystery science theater 3000 now. They rebooted it jimmy its on netflix right now. Its on netflix. And i get to play tvs son of tvs frank. The role that Frank Conniff played. Jimmy of course. Got my big white bouffant hairdo. Jimmy cause this is if you havent seen the show, it basically four shadows in front of a movie screen, and kind of just picking apart a movie. And theyre showing horrible movies. You just cant even believe the movie existed. And then its a human jonah ray is the new joel hodgson. And he has these two robots, tom servo and crow, and gypsy, who now gets to come in more and talk. Jimmy oh, fantastic. And they do all this stuff. Its great to be in the show. Im just very selfconscious of i still have the 22yearold me in my head being going, this is not frank connif. They brought some sitcom actor in to do the part. Jimmy oh, please. So, like i can hear the judgment in my head. Jimmy oh, no because thats what i would do at my age if they had replaced Frank Conniff with me. Id be angry at it. Jimmy yeah, but to some kid you are frank youre you. Youre him now. Thats right, kids. I am frank now. [ laughter ] jimmy can we zoom in on it . Look at this smile. Zoom in on his smile. Thats right, kid, im the new frank. [ laughter ] jimmy my gosh. See how happy he is . So nice, yeah. Very nice. Jimmy lets talk about the this is dave eggerss book . It was a dave eggers book. Its an amazing book by dave eggers that this director, dave ponsoldt adapted with dave. And its such a great, like paranoid thriller. Except you dont realize that you dont realize until its too late that you need to be paranoid about what is going on. Thats whats really fun about it. It starts off very nice. Its this tech company. Emma watson gets a job at an online, like you know, tech company, social media company. And then when its way too late to turn back, there are there are some real negatives to the company. That shes way too late to understand. Jimmy wow. Yeah. Jimmy and its emma and tom hanks. Tom hanks. Who hes never really played a a villain. He did in this amazing showtime series called lost angels. P and he kind of played a villain in road to perdition. But in this one hes still the charming sweet tom hanks, and you also dont realize until too late that the charming and sweetness might be in service of something really evil. Its just so cool the way they do it. Its so great. Jimmy how did you get along with tom . You just, you just totally get along with him, right . You know, you have to call him twotime Academy Awardwinner tom hanks. Like youre not allowed to jimmy he does make you do that. Yeah, he does make you do that. The cast, we have to form a a circle every morning and recite his imdb. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Love boat, he knows youre alone. It just we go all the way. And then i mean, no, hes tom hanks. If he was an xman, his xmen power would be, he has this field around him that just puts people at ease. Like thats what he is, you just relax around him. And hes a big typewriter nerd. Jimmy oh, he is . Hes really into manual typewriters. Not on the level like, i was like, i used to like the remington quiet writer. And he would go, it was good until 63 they replaced the return carriage pedal with a it was triangular and then they made it curved. Youre like, im sorry i dont know i brought it up. Jimmy sorry about that. [ light laughter ] wow. Okay, sorry about that. Its amazing. Jimmy wow, hes really in to it. If the grid goes down, we need to get him to a vault so he can rebuild all of our typewriters cause theyre in his head. Amazing. Jimmy thats great, but hes fun to work with, and act with . Hes so fun to work with. Jimmy he said about you, i dont know if you heard this quote. But he said that youre an amazing actor and you can do anything in any medium. He said that . Jimmy yeah. God jimmy yeah, how nice. Im glad someone caught him drunk. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont think he was no, thats a my god, he said that . Jimmy isnt that nice . He said that . He said that . Jimmy hey tom hanks said that about you. Yeah, absolutely. Well you are great together. I wow. My heads going to explode right now. My god. Jimmy well lets get the butterflies back out here. Yes please, somebody. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Heres pat the circle. Take a look at this. Why not stop duplicating services . Why not just make it all part of one unified system . You could pay your taxes, vote, pay your parking ticket all through your circle account. Wed save users hundreds of hours of inconvenience. Wed save the government billions. Hundreds of billions. We could eliminate half of it overnight. 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Performing his platinum single say you wont let go off of his album back from the edge, please welcome james arthur b [ cheers and applause ] i met you in the dark you lit me up you made me feel as though i was enough we danced the night away we drank too much i held your hair back when you were throwing up your shoulder for a minute i was stonecold sober i pulled you closer to my chest and then you asked me to stay over i said i already told ya i think that you should get some rest i knew i loved you then but youd never know cause i played it cool when i was scared of letting go i knew i needed you but i never showed but i wanna stay with you until were grey and old just say you wont let go just say you wont let go ill wake you up with some ill bring you coffee with a kiss on your head and ill take the kids to school and ill wave them goodbye and ill thank my lucky stars for that night when you looked over your shoulder for a minute i forget that im older i wanna dance with you right now whoa you look as beautiful as ever and i swear that everyday youll get better you make me feel this way somehow im so in love with you and i hope you know darling your love is more than worth its weight in gold weve come so far my dear and i wanna stay with you until were grey and old just say you wont let go say you wont let go yeah yeah i wanna live with you even when were ghosts cause you were always there for me when i needed you most im gonna love you till my lungs give out i promise till death we part like in our vows so i wrote this song for you now Everybody Knows that its just you and me till were grey and old just say you wont let go just say you wont let say you wont let just say you wont let say you wont let say you wont let go say you wont let say you wont let say you wont let go say you wont let say you wont let say you wont let go say you wont let say you wont let say you wont let go just say you wont let say you wont let go [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it thats how you do it, buddy. James arthur [ cheers and applause ] catch him on tour with well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] lets go, shes a dog. [ whimpers ] find pingpong. Find your awesome with the xfinity x1 voice remote. Thats amazing pretty [doorbell] hey. Umm. Sign here . Sure, you got a pen . I do thanks, sweetie. The Anniversary Event ends sunday at havertys. Life looks good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to john oliver, Patton Oswalt, all the robots in the tonight showbotics. And james arthur right there once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth myers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight caitlyn jenner, author, buzz bissinger, from into the badlands, actor, nick frost, featuring the 8g band with lucius. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. Fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump today spoke at the Holocaust MemorialMuseums National days of remembrance. He reminded the crowd that we must never forget the six Million People who attended his inauguration