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Featuring gucci mane, and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 632. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] thats a hot crowd tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. Welcome. Thank you for being here. Heres what everyones talking about, of course, its the oscars. It was a great show. I thought jimmy kimmel did a a great job hosting. Congrats to jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] hes always good. But did you see what happened at the end . [ laughter ] the producers of la la land went up on stage after the movie was named best picture. Then it was announced that they actually lost to moonlight. [ audience awes ] yeah, and today they joined a a support group with the Atlanta Falcons and hillary clinton. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they support each other. Steve yeah, very supportive. Jimmy but it really was it was a really crazy moment. In fact, moonlight director Barry Jenkins said that he was speechless. Not because he was surprised, because hed torn up his speech when la la land was announced. [ laughter and applause ] what . Me . Actually several producers from la la land had already given their acceptance speeches before the mistake was realized. Thats pretty rough. I mean, now you gotta apologize to everyone you forgot to thank in your speech that didnt count. [ laughter and applause ] its just like what is this jimmy this is pretty cool though, last night, sound mixer, Kevin Oconnell won his first oscar after being nominated 21 times. [ applause ] i checked out some of his older movies to see why he lost 20 times. Im really not sure how he went so long without a win for sound mixing. Check some of this stuff out. Lets go. Okay. You take care of yourself. My god. Pew, pew, pew. Pew, pew. [ laughter ] jimmy pew, pew, pew . You see what im saying . Steve really . Jimmy realistic. Scary. Scary. Scared me. Guys, some news out of washington. On friday cnn, the New York Times and buzzfeed were blocked from participating in the Media Briefing with White House Press secretary sean spicer. Cnn called it, unacceptable. The times called it, outrageous. And buzzfeed called it, one of the top seven things trump did today that will blow your mind. [ laughter and applause ] in fact, things are so tense between trump and the press, he says hes not going to this years white house correspondents dinner. An aide defended his decision saying quote, if a girl scout egged your house, would you buy cookies from her . [ light laughter ] an american said, if shes selling thin mints, hell yeah. [ cheers and applause ] samoas. Ill do it. Steve where do i sign . Jimmy this is kind of embarrassing. Over the weekend, Vice President mike pence tweeted his support for israel, but accidentally used the emoji of the nicaraguan flag instead of the israeli flag. [ laughter ] the white house says theres a a perfectly good reason why he did it, nobody knows what theyre doing. [ applause ] and thats all you need to say. Just say it. Just say it. Check this out, guys. I read that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader ginsburg works out twice a week with a a personal trainer and Bench Presses up to 70 pounds. She also does that really annoying thing where she throws the weight on the floor to let the entire gym know shes finished a set. [ laughter and applause ] steve really . Jimmy guys, get this, i saw that the oxford dictionary just added over 300 words, including drunk text, cat lady and kodak moment. As in, i drunk texted a cat lady, we met up, and it was not a kodak moment. [ applause ] and finally, guys, some tv news, in a new promo for the bachelor, nick actually hints that he might not hand out a a final rose to any of the remaining women. [ audience oohs ] yeah, after a whole season he wont take any of them. Check out how bachelor fans are reacting to this. I mean, thats the silliest thing ive ever heard. Why would he do that . Hes been doing this for like nine months, he cant find anybody, what a loser. Jimmy i mean, do you belie what a reaction. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sounding great, guys. Hey, everybody, it is monday and we are so happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, Michael Shannon and alicia keys will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy then later this week, jennifer lopez, Octavia Spencer and samuel l. Jackson will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy and we have great music this week. We have performances from John Mellencamp featuring martina mcbride. [ cheers and applause ] theyre teaming up. Steve oh. Jimmy depeche mode will be here. [ cheers and applause ] luke bryan and ed sheeran will be here. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but first, we have a a great show tonight. He stars in the hulu series the path, aaron paul is here. Steve whoa. [ cheers and applause ] hes a great guy. Jimmy also joining us tonight from the fx drama, the americans, keri russell is stopping by. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] love that show. Jimmy i love her too. And we got great music from 2 chainz and gucci mane. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy a little later in the show aaron, keri, 2 chainz and gucci mane are all going to play a game of password. Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy yeah, i think i think thats gonna happen. Steve yeah. Jimmy guys, as you know i love music here at the show. We really do. And the number one song on the charts right now, is shape of you by ed sheeran. You know that . [ cheers and applause ] well, earlier today he actually stopped by the tonight show music room. So the roots and i grabbed some classroom instruments and we did our own version of shape of you. Check it out. [ cheers and applause ] uno, dos, tres. The club isnt the best place to find a lover so the bar is where i go me and my friends at the table doing shots drinking fast and then we talk slow you come over and start up a conversation with just me and trust me ill give it a chance now take my hand stop put van the man on the jukebox and then we start to dance and now im singing like girl you know i want your love your love was handmade for somebody like me come on now follow my lead i may be crazy dont mind me say boy lets not talk too much grab on my waist and put that body on me come on now follow my lead come come on now follow my lead mmmm im in love with the shape of you we push and pull like a magnet do although ea is falling too im in love with your body and last night you were in my room and now my bedsheets smell like you every day discovering something brand new im in love with your body oh i oh i oh i oh i im in love with your body oh i oh i oh i oh i im in love with your body oh i oh i oh i oh i im in love with your body every day discovering something brand new im in love with the shape of you [ cheers and applause ] one week in we let the story begin were going out on our first date mmmm you and me are thrifty so go all you can eat fill up your bag and i fill up a plate we talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour and how your family is doing okay leave and get in a taxi then kiss in the backseat tell the driver make the radio play and im singing like girl you know i want your love your love was handmade for somebody like me come on now follow my lead i may be crazy dont mind me say boy lets not talk too much grab on my waist and put that body on me come on now follow my lead come come on now follow my lead ooh ooh im in love with the shape of you we push and pull like a magnet do although my heart is falling too im in love with your body and last night you were in my room and now my bedsheets smell like you every day discovering something brand new im in love with your body come on be my baby come on come on be my baby come on im in love with your body come on be my baby come on come on be my baby come on im in love with your body come on be my baby come on come on be my baby come on im in love with your body every day discovering something brand new im in love with the shape of you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on the roots. How do you do it . How do you do it . How do you do it . [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to ed sheeran. His new album divide comes out this friday, march 3rd. You can watch him perform shape of you friday right here on the tonight show. Were playing password when we come back. Stick around, everybody. Come on. [ cheers and applause ] mmm, you know what that needs . Hey, leggo my eggo. Uh uh. Not ccc cause i have the and i i. Thats a lot. Raisins. Really . What just happened here . You know the rules. I make the rules. Know the rules. Keep your eggo. Leggo my eggo. Im doing this for you, dad. Thanks son. Classic hersheys outside. With a new creamy, crunchy inside. New hersheys cookie layer crunch. Classic reimagined. Its your tv, take it with you. With directv and at t, stream live tv anywhere datafree. Join directv today starting at 35 a month. No extra monthly fees. [ cheers and applause ] welcome back to the tonight show, everybody. It is time to play a game of password. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight, he stars in the past on hulu and hes kicking off his trap god tour in april. It is aaron paul and gucci mane. [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] their opponents, she is the star on the americans on fx. And his new album pretty girls like trap music, comes out later this year. Say hello to keri russell and 2 chainz. [ applause ] the rules of the game are very simple. I will give each of you a a password, and then you are to give a one word clue. So get your partners to guess the password. The team with the most points after four words wins. The first clue goes to aaron and keri. Aaron. The password is jimmy aaron you go first. This is easy. Jimmy yeah, you can do this. You can do this. Oh, man. Jimmy one word clue. Looks like hes got this one. Oh, wow oh, man. Jimmy gosh, hes the first one out. [ laughter ] oh, wow. Jimmy was it terrible . Its really hard. Any any word, except for the word. I already know it. [ light laughter ] cucumber. Cucumber. He thought he knew it. Jimmy gucci, you thought you knew it. Youre three off with cucumber is the clue. [ light laughter ] sally. Jimmy that was not incorrect. Keri, it is your turn. Cucumber and then he said, salad. Okay, he said, salad. Jimmy cucumber was the clue. So, remember that, and im going to say pregnant. [ laughter ] stay with me, man, stay with me. So, my clues are a cucumber, salad and a pregnant person. Yes. You got this. Yes. I thought like most shows would give you the answer before. No, no, we have to keep it real. Real, like jimmy its a real game, yeah. So a pregnant person that wants a cucumber. Wow. Yes. What pregnant person would want a cumcumber . Man, i hope this thing doesnt have a timer. [ light laughter ] were already in the next tomorrows show. I dont know like im not. Im not im not. Cucumber, pregnant. Cucumber, pregnant. Jimmy you know this, man. Pregnant i mean when i think pregnant i think of stomach, and when i think of cucumber, i think of salad or diet. Jimmy its n that. I think its like i think its like i think he had a bad clue maybe. I dont know, like, i dont know, man. Maybe like is it a diet yeah, go to goog a diet i dont know, its like, im not sure im not sure what it could be. Diet jimmy okay, okay, so the clues so far are cucumber and pregnant. Vegans. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, stop, no, hey, stop you have a chance to give another clue now. Then then you say your guess, but i dont vegan that was a good one. Jimmy no, no, its not its not vegan. Whatd you vinegar. Vinegar . Oh, yeah. Pickle. [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] it wasnt you, it was my partner with the jimmy yeah, but still, yeah pickle was good. All right, now we got 2 chainz, gucci you guys go the password is jimmy check it out, 2 chainz, youre up first. Youre up first. Is it good . Should be very easy. Patron. [ light laughter ] i mean, that was a great clue great clue. I just hope i get it right, because im so bad at this im a lightweight. Nah, whatever comes in your mind when i say patron, thats the answer. [ laughter ] dont mess this up. Dont mess this up. Dont mess this up. Dont mess this up. Oh, my god. You know what this is. Come on, man. Come on. Tequila . [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, he got in her head. She didnt get a chance on that one. All right, here we go. My clues are er jimmy yeah, all right, sorry about that. What were you going to say, gucci . Jimmy thats two words. Thats two words. The password is jimmy now its back to these guys. Oh, okay. Jimmy keri, why dont you start this one . Oh, yeah. Its tough. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Jimmy look at you, youre in like a zone right now. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy hes not even sitting in the stool, hes floating. [ light laughter ] dont mess this up. I got us on track. Can i say a blank in this . No. I have to say one word. Jimmy one word, yeah. Bite. You said,te is that what you said . Bite. Jimmy take a random guess. I want to say rappers, but im going to say baby. I think babies babies bite, my kids bite. [ light laughter ] jimmy judges, can we accept baby . I want to say i want to say rapper. Jimmy no, babys not all right, all right, all right. Jimmy she said, bite. Wow. You got this one. Repellant. What did you say . Jimmy repellant. Man i know that one mosquitos. Jimmy thats a barn burner. That was good jimmy all right, here we go. The final clue is a very tight game. Whoever gets this will win. Here you go 2 chainz the password is jimmy why dont you start us off. Oh, man, its so easy. Jimmy gucci, you got this one. Its too its too easy. Man this is whos doing it, me first . No, me. Naw, you gotta let me go first, they just won. Jimmy he hasnt gone yet. You got this. Bruh, i did jimmy he didnt go yet. [ light laughter ] this is too easy, man. Prince. What did he say . What did he say . Prince. Prince. Prince, think of prince, the great prince, the late great prince. It could be so many amazing things. I know. Theres only one prince. You know what im saying. Hes the greatest. Think the artist an [ light laughter ] jimmy do you have a prince. Purple. [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was right. They answered purple. Our thanks, congratulations, you guys are the winners. Aaron paul, gucci mane, keri russell, 2 chainz. 2 chainz and gucci are performing for us later in the show, were going to talk to aaron after the break. Stick around, everybody. Purple. [ cheers and applause ] girls night girls night okay, when did colorful jeans become the hot trend that none of my friends told me about . We got em at old navy. You went to old navy without me . Yea. You are the worst. Best friends a girl could ever want all jeans are up to 50 off, even these rockstar jeans. They are so soft. Im putting these bad boys on right now. 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I got to tell you, i was so nervous to play that game. Jimmy i know, you told me that you have been practicing with your wife. I was, yeah. And i was just so terrible with her. Jimmy yeah, well it worked out tonight, though. Jimmy yeah, but man. Youve got me sounding scared at the beginning. I got to be honest with you. You couldnt think of one word. I couldnt be pickled, you know . Jimmy dill. [ laughter ] dill. [ applause ] i know thats why youre sitting you know what i mean. Jimmy yeah, right. Yeah. Dill. Though. Gucci mane and 2 chainz, and keri. Oh my god. Jimmy i mean, i love those guys. Yeah. Theyre amazing. Jimmy well, congrats, season two of the path. Thank you so much. Jimmy youre crushing it. Its on hulu. You filming here in new york city. Yeah. Jimmy and so when you wrapped filming, i thought this was i probably on instagram. Yeah. Jimmy you wrapped filming, and you get a wrap present from now and then people from the crew who say, hey thanks for a a good season. Yeah. Jimmy and someone got you a a nice gift. What was the gift . Um, a little tin can of googly eyes. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy its a great gift. Great gift. Jimmy because you dont know it could you can do anything with it. Anything. Jimmy really really you could you can do anything with them. Jimmy anything with them. Yeah. But what you decided to do was, you take you went out in the streets of new york yeah. Jimmy late at night. Yeah. Jimmy and you after the rap party, yeah, we walked home, and jimmy you vandalized the city. We [ laughter ] jimmy thats what you really did. We did. Jimmy yeah. We admit it. We actually did vandalize the city. But its a great time, we brought everything to life. [ laughter ] we really did. Jimmy you did bring it to life, but you put these tiny googly eyes on like jimmy it is so its not. Dude, i love that you yes, it is. You should try it. [ light laughter ] jimmy i want to show you guys this video. Whos your buddy that is with you . Jedidiah jenkins and my wife. Jimmy so its them vandalizing new york city with aaron paul. Look at this. [ laughter ] go, go, go. Go [ bleep ] run. Go go. Now, now, now. Now, now, now. Go [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so yeah. Thats exactly right. Now, now, now, now. Move. Go, go, go. Jimmy you gotta get out of here. Gotta get out of here, man. People were thinking we were out of our minds. And we were. But, it was great. Jimmy you almost looked like youre banksy or something. I felt like banksy. Jimmy you did, right . I did. Yeah. Jimmy artwork. It was all it was great. Jimmy well i think youre cause you havent been on the show much. Now, youre a fun guy, but youre a little bit of a a troublemaker, i think. Jimmy yeah, well, its fun. Lifes too short. Jimmy yeah, you might as well get in a little trouble here and then. Im fine. Yeah. Jimmy what was like do remember that story you crashed a prom . Yes. I never got the chance to go to my prom, i graduated high school early. And i ran off to l. A. When i was 17yearsold, and i never went to prom, my friend Tamara Tamara feldman and i, she was in town in idaho where im from going to my cousins wedding, and it was prom season. We saw this young couple taking photos, their prom photos. And we asked what they were doing. They were like, oh, were taking photos for prom. And i turned to tamara, im like, after this wedding, we should go to prom. And you know, we were dressed up, and we did just that. We went down to the Student Union building downtown. And we knew there had to be a a prom going on, and there was. And we walked up and we just said that we were on the chaperones list. And as they were looking, i guess there is a chaperones list, as they were looking, i just looked at the student list, i grabbed a name, and they said, oh, youre not on the list. We were like, oh were so and sos im so and sos older brother. My mom just wants me to be here to like, check in on him. And theyre like, oh,well, thank you so much. Well put your name on the list, in case you leave. Im like, great. So we went and it was hilarious. I mean, we just started dancing and drinking punch with the kids. Like jumping into their photos and [ light laughter ] it felt a little weird at first, but it became legendary very soon. All the kids started dancing with us, and then the principal actually ended up coming up to us, tapping me on the shoulder and said, wait did you say you were so and sos older brother . And i said yes. Im doing a good service being here. And well, he just got here and he said he doesnt have a a brother. [ laughter ] you need to leave. And were like, all right, well, the gig is up. So we started walking out, and then im not kidding, it felt like out of a movie, the kids started saying no, let them stay. And then it became all chants and [ laughter ] let them stay. Let them stay. Jimmy let them stay. They didnt let us stay. Jimmy they didnt let you stay . No. But we actually ended up we actually ended up in their in their yearbook. [ laughter ] yeah, it was great. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that story. I love that you did that. Why not . Have fun. I had to go to prom. It was great, yeah. Jimmy lets talk about the path. Its on hulu right now, its streaming. Tell everyone whats going on, because its kind of like a its like a cult sort of type of movement. Jimmy movement. Yeah, well, its a cult. Yeah. Its just it takes a an inner look at the sort of inner workings of a movement to outsiders. Its a cult, but the people that are within the cult jimmy this time your character is so my character in the first season, he has doubts, and so within our movement if you have doubts youre thrown to the side and youre not allowed to have contact with your family or friends within the movement. And so now im an outsider learning to live on the outside of this movement. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Heres aaron paul in the path. Take a look at this. Now you stay here. Ill be right back, all right . Are you all right . You need a jump . Got some cables in the car. Richard. Hey, what do you [ cheers and applause ] boom. Theres a lot of violence in the show. Jimmy aaron paul, everybody. Season two of the path is currently streaming on hulu. Keri russell joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] an unlimited data plan is only as good as the network its on. And verizon has been ranked number one for the 7th time in a row by rootmetrics. man hey, uh, whats rootmetrics . Its the nations largest independent study and it ranked verizon 1 in call, text, data, speed and reliability. woman do they get a trophy . Not that i know of. But you get unlimited done right. man 2 why dont they get a trophy . man 3 they should get something. woman 2 how about a plaque . I have to drop this. My arms getting really tired. Unlimited on verizon. 4 lines, just 45 per line. Rise to the occasion. 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What, im helping her save money shh men are talking. Thats it, im out. Taking the meatballs. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is an emmynominated and golden globeaward winning actress who stars in the critically acclaimed drama, the americans, which returns for its fifth season march 7th at 10 00 p. M. On fx. Everyone, please welcome keri russell [ cheers and applause ] america. America. Jimmy american way by nas. Wow. Jimmy yeah. Theyre always are very thoughtful i know. Theyre always very thoughtful. Jimmy pal, thank you for coming back. Thank you. Jimmy and playing the game. Im sorry that you lost. That was so stressful, and all i wanted to do was win. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy well everyones very competitive. You get so competitive. Its hard. Jimmy 2 chainz was really upset right now. He was so upset. [ light laughter ] jimmy he said hes very competitive. Yeah, he didnt get pickle. I let him down. I let him down. Jimmy no, you didnt let him down. Oh my gosh. Stop it. And, but you know what . Im willing to do a rematch. Jimmy oh, really . [ audience oohs ] its on. [ inaudible ] [ cheers and applause ] well pencil it in. Well get that happening. Did you have you ever meet them before . I have never met them before. Jimmy did you know aaron . Nope. Jimmy oh, right. No, but i guess we were in the same movie together. [ laughter ] jimmy you were, right . Yeah. Jimmy but you never met him. Nope. Never met him. Jimmy mission impossible. Mission impossible. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Yep. Jimmy the third one. The third one. Jimmy thats right. But you know i died so quick. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter meet many but you met tom. Yeah, i met tom. I like got to jump out of burning buildings. He backpacks on top of them. Jimmy he really does his own stunts. He really does. He does a lot of his own stunts. And so then because he did i got to do a lot of my own stunts, jumping out of like burning buildings. Like, has a backpack on top of them. Jimmy how does that work . You just hes like, you want to do this . Im like, yeah. Yeah, i guess so. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats what tom cruise does. Hes that cool, its like, you want to do this. Yeah, hes like, you want to do this . Im like, yes. Jimmy just get on my back. Lets jump out of this burning building. [ laughter ] and you just do it and yeah. And hes like, if your hair catches on fire, just shake it out. Just shake it out. I was like, yes, okay. Here we go. Here we go. Jimmy no one would ever say that. If your hair catches on fire and i i watched it. And thats what he does. He lands and we jump out of this giant burning building. He lands on top of this van and hes doing this crazy shake. He shaking out that fire on his hair. Jimmy no way. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy he just goes for it and just burns his hair off. Just goes for it. Jimmy well, you go for it to americans. Thank you. Jimmy this is youre fifth season now of the americans. Thank you jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre fantastic in it. March 7th when it comes on, youre its russian spies posing as an american family. And now you got nominated for five emmys. Yeah which is [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy that was last season. I just want to say congrats on that. Thats very nice. Thanks. Jimmy this is the fifth season of the americans. Yep. Jimmy okay. And this is the fifth time that youve been on the tonight show with me. Its kind of amazing. Jimmy that sound about right . Isnt that crazy, five . Jimmy yeah, five. Pretty cool. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so i thought we could play a new game called fallon five. I love it. Lets do this. Jimmy are we ready . All right good. Yes. Okay. Im scared and excited all at once. Jimmy no these are just fun questions. [ laughter ] can you count to five in a a Foreign Language . Yeah. Okay, im going to do welsh, because my guy is welsh. Jimmy oh wow. Lets see if i can actually do it. So, un. Dau. Tri. Pedwar. Pump. [ ee jimmy im going to assume thats real. I dont know [ laughter ] i should google it. Can you do four pushups . Oh my god. [ cheers ] yes wait, in high heels . Jimmy in high heels. [ cheers and applause ] one. Two. Three. Four. Hey. Fantastic. Yes. Jimmy i mean, come on. [ cheers and applause ] i mean four pushups in sequin pants. Jimmy i know. Come on. I mean, come on. Jimmy youre just awesome. Who are the last three people that you texted . Okay, okay, okay. Texting now. So i texted some hilarious pictures after the americans premiere this weekend. We went we left the party and we went to this gay cowboy bar called jimmy where . Called blazing saddles. [ cheers ] yes. It was amazing. Jimmy blazing saddles. Yeah, it was amazing. Me and joni berstein. And as we walked out, this is my favorite moment of the night, we walked out and these guys passing us walking out walking in said, ugh, so many girls. [ laughter ] im like, amazing. Jimmy he was like, we dont want that. I get it. I get it. Jimmy that explains the [ inaudible ]. So, second text, which was during the oscars last night, my girlfriend whos still one of my best, best girlfriends. She was on the Mickey Mouse Club with me. Elana, texted me during the opening number when justin timberlake, who was also on the Mickey Mouse Club. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he was fantastic. She was like, are you watching this . Hes good. [ laughter ] jimmy thats hilarious. I was like, yeah. But you know, like they were so they were like 12 when we were 17. So we were like, you know what, he actually, hes good. I should [ inaudible ] jimmy you still see him as the yeah, yeah, we were like. You know what, i think hell be okay. Yeah. Jimmy Mickey Mouse Club . Yeah. Jimmy so you still see him like that . Y kid. And but that was how fun was that number . Jimmy oh, hes the greatest. It was so great. Jimmy you cant beat justin timberlake. Yeah, you cant. Jimmy what is the second concert youve ever attended. Not the first one. Okay, the second i would say, when i was a teenager, it was like a festival in the summer, and it was where like the black crows and Lenny Kravitz were performing at the same time. There is a rumor, i still deny it to this day that i cried when i saw Lenny Kravitz for the first time. Im not admitting to that. But apparently there were tears that went down that night. Jimmy you cried when Lenny Kravitz came on . He was so hot. Come on. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i love that you cried. I was like 16 and i like, oh my god Lenny Kravitz. Jimmy Lenny Kravitz. Oh thats the best. Thats the best thing that can happen in your crowd. I have the last one here, and this is between us. Who will be the first one to chug their beer . Oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] m jimmy heres to season five of the americans. Congratulations. Premieres march 7th at 10 00 p. M. On fx. Three, two, one. [ cheers and applause ] keri russell right there. 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This spring performing good drank. A little help from gucci mane and the roots, give it up for 2 chainz. [ cheers and applause ] okay. Gucc. Used to treat my mattress like the atm bond number 9 thats my favorite scent cant forget the kush im talking og rest in peace to pop he was an og oh right now 285 i had that pack on me i cannot forget i had that strap on me rest in peace to my partners dawg all we ever wanna do is ball see that was the easy part we playing that weezy hard we sit in the kitchen late we tryna to make an escape trying to make me a meal so imma keep me a plate i told em shawty can leave so imma keep me a rake so imma keep me a wraith my jewelry look like a lake today im in the maybach and that car came with some drapes you know i look like a safe i put you back in your place you know i look at your face sing to your like im drake yeah good dranks big knots good stuff i put a four on the rocks drop top no hot box 12 tried to pull me over pink slips to the cops she said the molly give her thizz face put that thing in a real cage whips out kunta kinte diamonds clear like bombay taken babies from harambe play with keys like doc dre 3k like andre and your girl tell her come get it scooch. Your trunk in the front well check this out my top in the trunk you play with my money then check this ou three mil in a month but i just did three years on a bunk oh you in a slump im headed to oakland like kevin durant what is your point square with the stamp kevin durant lay on my trap play with my cap and ill knock off your hat im taking the cheese and killing the rats gucci mane call me the cat with the racks im swervin but im in back of the bach persian man i got hoes from iraq im servin i pay a bird for that he nervous i aint got no word for that he hurt and want all of his purses back he mixing the syrup with percocets she perfect and she got perfect breasts i just want some of that turkey neck trapper of the year im from bouldercrest you snitch of the year cause you told it best good drank big knots good stuff i put a four on the rocks drop top no hot box 12 tried to pull me over pink slips to the cops she said the molly give her thizz face put that thing a real cage whips out kunta kinte diamonds clear like bombay play with keys like doc dre 3k like andre yeah girl tell her come thats rap for that 3k no but dj does everybody in here want to feel a little love gu walk right next to but i know you know who im friends with man its hard trying to mess with you man youre looking at the benz with diamonds dancing like business might leave in a bentley kind of hard to get with me they cant believe it like ripley pretty girls like trap music man i used to want a condo started off in the basement ended up on the top floor man this heres the top floor man this is the top here took gramps to the grammys told god it was our year told you all it was my year told you all it was my year told you all it was my year man lets get up out of here bro for real. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yo. Come on. Gucc. Yeah, that was it, man. Jimmy man, that was it. 2 chainz, gucci mane, good drank, is available now. Well be right back, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to aaron paul, keri russell, ed sheeran, 2 chainz, gucci mane. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight matthew broderick, star of bones, actor david boreanaz, music from regina spektor, featuring the 8g band with vinnie colaiuta. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is, late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Over 30 million americans watched the oscars last night. Including one who said he didnt, but you know he did. [ laughter ]

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