And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 628 francisco, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very, very much. Please welcome. Welcome. Enjoy yourselves. Welcome, welcome. Have a seat. Have a seat. I love all this noise. [ light laughter ] guys, welcome. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the tonight show. This is what [ cheers and applause ] what its all about. This is the show to be at. Yeah. Thank you. You made it, everybody. Here w guys, yesterday was president s day. And i read that donald Trump Supporters were emailed the president s day card to sign for him. And since President Trump was busy golfing, they were asked to sign some executive orders for him too. [ laughter and applause ] did you hear about this . At his rally on saturday, trump suggested there was a terror attack in sweden that didnt really happen. And then the Swedish Embassy asked the state department for an explanation. [ light laughter ] you know things are bad when the county that makes ikea instructions is totally confused. You go [ laughter and applause ] what . What do i put in the what . This is kind of weird, i noticed that President Trump didnt wear a tie to his big rally in orlando on saturday. I guess it was either at the cleaners or he got tired of tripping over it. But either way. [ laughter ] hes been wearing it. Guys, a new report from the Washington Post reveals that trump has spent 25 hours golfing during his first month in office. But during his Intelligence Briefings he really buckled down and played wii golf. So thats [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i saw that this morning trump spoke at the National Museum of africanamerican history and culture in washington, d. C. Marking the first president ial speech that was broadcast with a sevensecond delay. [ laughter ] just in case. [ laughter ] actually, trump went on a tour of the africanamerican museum with ben carson. Things got awkward at each exhibit when trump would turn to carson and say, friend of yours . [ laughter ] steve hey. Heyoh ho jimmy trump also made a a pretty big addition to his cabinet. Yesterday, he announced his new pick for National Security adviser, Lieutenant General h. R. Mcmaster who was actually trumps third choice for the job. Yeah. Hes like the rc cola of National Security advisers. [ laughter and applause ] thats right, his name is h. R. Mcmaster. Incidentally, a mcmasters is also the best degree you can get from trump university. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy mom, i got my mcmasters [ cheers and applause ] it came with a toy now can we see a picture of the first guy trump wanted for the same position bob harward. [ laughter ] and can we see the next guy trump was thinking of asking . [ laughter ] i see i see a trend there. Steve yeah. Got to clean the swamp. [ applause ] jimmy got to clean the swamp. [ laughter ] guys lets get to some sports, here. This weekend was the nba allstar game and cavaliers player kyrie irving made news for saying that he thinks the earth is flat. [ laughter ] and this is nice. Today he was named an education ambassador by betsy devos. Steve oh, wow. [ laughter ] jimmy i think its i think its a big weekend. [ applause ] a big weekend for him. Steve very good. [ applause ] very big weekend. Jimmy finally this made me laugh. Last night on jeopardy there was a category called lets rap, kids and just when you thought alex trebek couldnt be any cooler, he actually went ahead some of the clues. Take a look at this. Ill take lets rap kids for 200 please. Started from the bottom now were here started from the bottom now the whole team here they mad they aint famous they mad they still nameless but we still hood famous yeah we still hood famous panda panda panda panda panda panda panda [ cheers and applause ] jimmy panda, panda, panda, panda. Panda. Panda, panda. Panda, panda. [ laughter ] then the contestant was like, what is awesome . Yeah. Trebek really has those two traits that are crucial to any rapper. You know what is hustle and flow . Jimmy thats it. Correct. Thats exactly what it is. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh thank you very much. Thats a great new york city crowd right there. Steve come on. Jimmy welcome to the show everybody. We have a big week of shows ahead, you guys. Susan sarandon, el w steve whoa. Jimmy mandy moore will all be joining us. Plus, we have performances from Little Big Town and [ cheers and applause ] my man chronixx will be back. Chronixx is coming back. But first we have a fun show tonight. We love it when he stops by. From the last man on earth, the great will forte is here. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes steve fortes the best. Jimmy hes one of the funniest dudes ive ever met. Steve he is. Jimmy if not yeah, hes not the i mean besides you. Hes steve yeah. Jimmy hes [ talking over each other ] but, man oh man. Gosh, hes just unbelievable. Steve unhilarious as usual. Jimmy hes the nicest dude. I just love him. Plus, he stars in the hit nbc show this is us, Milo Ventimiglia is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] Milo Ventimiglia. Steve yeah. Jimmy team jess. Team jess. Yeah. [ cheers ] and we have great music from future is here steve yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy heres his new album right here and its all its number one everywhere. On itunes, everything, you can spotify, whatever i dont know where you get albums anymore. Its everywhere. [ light laughter ] draco is number one. Draco, draco, draco. Draco. And then, this is big news. Steve what is it . Jimmy youre hearing this first. His second new album hendrix comes out this friday. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] its available for preorder now. You can preorder it right now. Future is here. Steve future jimmy this is the future this is future. And this is the future. [ laughter ] see what im saying . So maybe here. Like that. This is steve wait. What . Jimmy this is future. Steve yes. Jimmy and this is hendrix, but thats futures future. Steve thats hendrix. Jimmy no its not hendrix thats future. Steve thats future in the future . Jimmy yeah. You can preorder the future right now. [ laughter ] and listen to the actual future. Steve the actual future. Jimmy you can listen to the present future. You can give future as a a present. [ laughter ] on itunes. And then you got the present and the future. Steve yeah. Jimmy all you need to figure out is the past. Steve the past. [ laughter ] jimmy guys, as most people know President Trump has continued to accuse various Media Outlets on reporting fake news. Well, earlier today he came up with a plan to help solve what he believes is a big problem, and he talked about it from the oval office. In case you missed it what . In case you missed it . Steve yeah. Jimmy he hes streaming steve hes streaming . Jimmy he live streamed from the oval office. Steve and we have it . Jimmy the tonight show got it. I dont know how we got it first. Steve oh my gosh. [ laughter ] thats fantastic. How do we get all of these scoops . Jimmy here it is right here. Take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and now a special message from me. Thank me. Thank me. Thank me [ cheers and applause ] welcome to my 24 7 youtube live stream. Tonight well talking about various things and very fake things. [ laughter ] in the world of things. [ laughter ] talks now. [ laughter ] well its been another crazy weekend for donald trump. In case you didnt hear the news ill tell you now. I shot four under par. [ light laughter ] my best golf score yet. [ cheers and applause ] but thats not what the Fake News Media reported on so its time for me to take matters into my own abnormally gigantic hands. [ laughter ] the only way to ensure that the news youre watching is not fake is if im the one delivering it. Which is why im starting the trump news network. [ cheers and applause ] this is tnn. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome to tnn. The only news network that is 100 fair and 112 factual. [ laughter ] our top story tonight, sweden is still reeling from fridays incident that absolutely did happen. [ laughter ] details are still unclear but were in definitely real. [ laughter ] and 100 not made up. Our thoughts and prayers go out to all the swedish men, women, and fish. [ laughter ] nextly, president me Just Announced his pick for National Security adviser, h. R. Mcmaster. Normally when im talking to h. R. , its because one of my female employees is threatening to sue. [ laughter ] but now h. R. Is going to stand for huge ratings. [ laughter ] thats right. We got mcmaster. We got mcmaster [ laughter ] were even teaming up with mcdonalds to release a new burger in his honor called the mcmaster. [ laughter ] its two allbeef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and honestly it was the only burger that said, yes. [ laughter ] nextly and sportsly [ light laughter ] a new study finds that golf totally counts as work. [ laughter ] report, heres our meteorologist secretary of education betsy devos. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Hi. Im a weather man. [ laughter ] jimmy betsy, talk ah oh. We can expect sunny skies today. I like the sun. Whenever it comes out, i say, hello, sun and look right at it and sometimes my eyes burn. [ laughter ] im a weather man jimmy thank you very much, betsy. Thank you. [ applause ] lets get back to the real news, because theres a lot of bad things out there that people arent talking about. In fact, lets find out what the next big news story is going to be using my 100 accurate bad things button. [ laughter ] [ beeping ] oh, no. 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Because theres something for everyone, and everyones invited. So come in today. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hi, everybody welcome back [ cheers and applause ] welcome back. Hot show tonight. Really, really exciting stuff. Normally guys, i usually the guests i interview on the show are celebrities. But tonight i have to make a a quick exception. I have a cousin, hes always begging me to have him come on the show and normally i wouldnt do that, but a few years back he bailed me out of some serious legal trouble, and [ light laughter ] so i kind of owe him one. So that being said, ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for tonighfi cousin, brian dunning. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy brian, thank you so much for stopping by. Hey, thats what familys all about, cousin. Hey, you like that i dressed up for this . I got my shirt that looks like a tuxedo. [ laughter ] it gives me the giggles [ laughter ] see . Im not lying. Jimmy i feel like i have to take a shower after that laugh. [ laughter ] whats up, roots . Man, me and quest were talking backstage before the show. Questlove no, we werent. No, no, we were. Questlove no we werent. [ laughter ] no. Remember . I screamed your name from, like, you know, 50 feet down the hall, and you said something. Questlove yeah. I was saying to my friend i didnt want to talk to you. [ laughter ] quest, you got to be the host of this show, man. Youre funny [ laughter ] real Buddy Hackett over here. Hey, give me some skin, jimbo. Come on. Haoh jimmy your hands wet oops. [ laughter ] jimmy what do you mean, oops . Lets keep it at oops. [ laughter ] jimmy that is extremely rude. Well, hold on. Im hungry. Yeah. Jimmy what . I like you know, i love cheese beef. [ laughter ] theyre the perfect fuel for your body. I think of my body as a car. You know, a car thats shaped like a body. Yeah. A body with muscles and bones instead of wheels and doors. Oh, man. I cant wait to digest this. Jimmy oh. Gosh. [ ringing ] hey im getting buzzed [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy getting buzzed . Im getting buzzed. Jimmy you have a beeper . I got a beeper. Im getting beeped. Oh. Oh, man ah, its my doctor. Yeah, darn it. He keeps calling me because i never showed up for my appointment last year. Jimmywhy not . cause i dont trust doctors. Fake news. [ light laughter ] you know, wearing them white lab coats. They look like doctors from the 1950s. [ laughter ] jimmy doctors look like doctors . Yeah. Besides, the thing that i had went away. I dont want to be too graphic with it today, so ill just use a code. Jimmy okay. Std. [ laughter ] jimmy so what else is new, brian . What else is going on . Ah, you know, im still doing a lot of covers of popular songs and uploading them on youtube. Here, check it out. Blurred lines you know you want it i know you love me. Blurred lines [ scattered applause ] yeah. Jimmy yeah, hey thank you. Hey brian, no offense, but thats thats kind of an old song. Who is even watching these songs . Lets just say over 31 people on youtube. [ light laughter ] jimmy so 32 . Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy brian, listen, youre family and i care about you, so im going to be honest here. Sounds like youre really struggling and i really think you got to get your life together. You know . Maybe youre right. You know, maybe a 45yearold man who sleeps on a waterbed, chews tobacco in church, has a a pet pig, uses scotch tape to seal envelopes because hes afraid of licking them and aggressively believes in the devil. Maybe thats not normal. Maybe i should just go home, think about the devil, and fall asleep on my pet pig. Jimmy no wait a second. Wait a second, brian. Im sorry i said you dont have your life together. Probably just jealous. [ laughter ] i mean, im up here on tv every day acting happy. [ laughter ] thats exactly what im doing. Im acting. [ light laughter ] i think maybe i should go to your house and be a guest on your show. The show of real life. [ snoring ] [ light laughter ] but, brian brian. Gotcha, jimbo love ya, cuz. Jimmy i love you, too. How about we sing out to commercial . Oh, i thought youd never ask. [ cheers and applause ] blurred lines i know you want me i know you love me you wanna love me got some blurred lines [ cheers and applause ] dodo dodo blurred lines blurred lines jimmy brian dunning, everyone. Stick around. Well be right back with will forte [ cheers and applause ] um, i cant have happen what happened t time. Ahem. Heres my card. Im sure you know your profits are down 8 . So, just let me know if you want to change that. I believe in you break through , break through adios, honey, hasta la vista, baby. singsongy fat guy in a little coat. That rug really tied the room together. Any questions . Bueller . Bueller . Thats the unlimited effect. 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Find out how much your car is worth at webuyanycar. Com [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a threetime emmy award nominee for his work on the very, very funny tv show the last man on earth. Gosh, its great. It returns march 5th at 9 30 p. M. On fox. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our good friend, will forte [ ch a oh, you. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Will, so good to see you. I havent seen you in a while. Its good to see you. Im sorry. I borrowed this from from the the sketch. Because it was everyone the Wardrobe Department saw what i had to wear and they were like, oh, this is way better than what you would have worn. Jimmy it was real yeah. Yeah. Jimmy no, that wasnt a a sketch, though. That was actually my cousin. Or that was yeah, yeah. Jimmy brian dunnings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thats what i meant. Thats what i meant. Lhlh jimmy you look just you look similar to brian. Ah well, he must be very handsome. [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy hes a pretty handsome guy, yeah. Yeah, its very funny, because my mom my mom actually all the time will call me up with with different people that she thinks i look like. And theyre just crazy handsome people. Like she has called me before and said, oh, you look like yeah. She said, you look better i think youre more handsome than brad pitt, and i think, you know. I think shes freakin crazy. Jimmy no, no, i mean and then another person very recently she said, oh, you know that guy, fifty shades of grey . I think you look like jamie dornan. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] i dont know. I think you look like people. I dont know if these are the people i would say. Well, you know i know the deal. I know what i look like. Jimmy youre a good looking man. And all the time people will send me on twitter, like, pictures of people they think i look like, and i think thats a a little closer to the real deal. So i brought a couple pictures of the first one is oklahoma basketball coach lon kruger. I get him all the time. [ laughter ] jimmy can we go can we show a split screen of what that would look like, dave . [ laughter ] can you might try to smile like him . Yeah. Okay. I can see that a little bit. Yeah. Thats not bad. Lon kruger, yeah. Okay, and then theres this guy from kraftwerk, florian schneider. This guy down here. [ laughter ] jimmy thats not bad. Thats actually can i see that one, dave . Can you tilt your head . Yeah, there you go. Right there. [ laughter ] yeah, thats it right there. Perfect. Like dream i think, start dreaming. Yeah. [ laughter ] thats good right there. Okay. All right. Yeah. Thats not bad. Ah, this one my favorite one that i got is crazy. It is former first lady ida mckinley. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy not bad. Not bad at all. It is funny, because i when i saw that, i thought somebody actually took my face and and put it on there, like, somehow put it on there. Jimmy no, thats very you cant tell because of the hair right now. Jimmy the beard, yeah. But i really look a ton like ida mckinley. Lhlh it is crazy. Jimmy its so interesting, yeah. I think youre you look like you and thats the most important thing. Will forte. Thank you jimmy yeah. [ applause ] i wrote that i wrote that down earlier. Oh, thank you. Jimmy yeah. Youre welcome. Hey, the last man on earth. Oh, my gosh, this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen. Thank you. Jimmy great job writing it and everyone. Whoever directed it, the editing is perfect. Just a funny, funny show. Thank you very much. Jimmy if you havent seen the show hes the last man on earth. And theres no one else and then he sees that there slowly that there are other people on earth. Yeah. Its a spoiler but its third season. So you the spoilers on you, really. If you havent seen it yet. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly, at this point at this point, yeah. But i was asking you earlier. I said, do you ever do anything to relax . Because youre just working so hard on the show, and you dont, really. Its a crazy amount of work. Its pretty much every day of the week, seven days a week, you know, 15, 16 hour as day. Jimmy long days. For months and months and months, but i did get a little time off for for new years. I went jimmy thats what im talking about. I went and i went to puerto rico with colin jost and a couple other jimmy i love colin jost john solomon. And jimmy i think you look a a little bit like john solomon sometimes. Thats not going nobodys going to really enjoy that. Jimmy but john solomon would. People dont know hes a a great guy and we do look alike but nobody knows him, so jimmy i know, but john is watching, probably. John, that was for you. [ laughter ] and jimmy oh, come on. Cant he get a Little Something . There was no response from the audience. Jimmy well, i know, but everyone like hates john solomon now. Just a waste of time. Jimmy no. They love john solomon, they were just pcpc in fact, they wish john solomon were here instead of you [ cheers ] is this do you need this . Jimmy uh lhlh no. Yes, i do need that. No my grandpas okay. Im sorry. Im sorry. Jimmy he gave it to me. Let me tape it together. Jimmy no problem. Thats water. Jimmy thats water. Oh. I thought that was a congealing agent. Im sorry. Jimmy gosh. It did kind of work. Yeah, it worked. Yeah. Of work. And then dry it down. Jimmy but anyway, so you went on this vacation with colin jost, who we know. Definitely john solomon. John solomon. [ applause ] jimmy roots, give me the john solomon theme. Jimmy yeah, thats cool. Went on vacation with him and jost and a couple other people. Were going on one of those booze cruises, and im getting up on the boat, and i just i slipped on the boat and slammed my leg right here against the boat. Very hard. Jimmy getting on the boat . Or getting off . Getting on the boat. I guess i was already a little drunk. Lhlh but anyway, so i get on this jimmy no . But anyway, i get on jimmy doesnt matter, yeah. I lift up my pants and see i was wearing long pants. And it was there was no contusion or anything but there was a kind of a gouge, which was not bleeding. So i thought, okay. This isnt so bad. There was a nurse lady with us, and she said, dont dont worry about it. Just put neosporin on it. Youll be fine. So, for a couple days, it seemed it didnt hurt at all. But there was this weird trickle of clear fluid that just kept trickling out every once in a while and op like, oh, will, your leg is trickling again. [ laughter ] so i was like, okay. So, anyway, i thought it was going to be fine. And i flew back to the states. Actually flew to to nashville, met up with kristen schaal, from our show. Jimmy i love kristen schaal. Shes the best, shes the best. Jimmy she had a great super bowl commercial. It was really oh, yeah, yeah. Very funny. She so, anyway, she my leg by that point was hurting tremendously. It just overnight, just started swelling up. Jimmy its not broken, though and hurting. It was very hot. You can like fry an egg on it. And so she i kept, you know, i kept going, ah, it will be better if i sleep sleep on it. And then the next day id sleep on it, and it was even worse. Then finally she said, were taking you to the e. R. Youre just we got to do this. So we go to the e. R. , at vanderbilt in nashville and we were waiting in the in the e. R. For a long time. And you know jimmy just hurting . Jimmy just physically i picture you guys yes. Thats us in the e. R. Jimmy you look like youre physically youre so in pain. Look at this. Aaws shes actually i was in pain. Shes she jimmy she looks pretty happy, actually. [ light laughter ] it was very funny. Shes very happy, because, like, every Single Person in the hospital knew her, and kept coming up and saying, like, oh, youre the funniest person and i was like, oh, this is wonderful for her, but the worst part was they knew her from our show and like, nobody said a single thing to me. Lll im like, well, you know the the last man on earth . Im the last man on earth. Jimmy i am the last man on earth, thats me. Yeah, of course. But no the good thing is like they i think they, because of her, got me in a little earlier, because theyre like, oh, if youre friends with kristen schaal, were going to get you right in there. [ light laughter ] jimmy here you are in there. This is you, in this is what . See, now youre happy. It doesnt it doesnt look that bad, but jimmy it looks red. It was really very hot. And they said like they had to draw these lines because if it keeps going up towards my balls, like, thats bad. [ light laughter ] but they said it was just like, rampant sea bacteria that got in thean the guy said actually i came out of it feeling stronger than ever, because the guy had said, i apologize in advance because with these antibiotics, at about day five, youre just going to get tremendous diarrhea. Lhlh and i, throughout the whole ten days of antibiotics, not a trace of diarrhea. [ laughter ] my stool loosened it didnt get looser. Jimmy yeah, yeah, i know exactly lets talk about your show. The last man on earth. [ laughter ] premieres march 5th. At 9 30 p. M. Yes. Jimmy on the fox network. Fox. Fox, yeah. Jimmy and yep, and its on there. This is march 5th, you have a a very special guest on the show. We do. Jimmy that we cant say who it is. We dont i can give a a little hint. Rhymes with fisten wig. Pcpc jimmy i love fistin wigs. Not not fisting wig. Fisten. Rhymes with fisten wig. I know your mind went there. Hes very gross. [ laughter ] jimmy no ones mind no ones mind went there. Except for yours. We love you so much. Dont we love will forte, everybody . [ cheers and applause ] oh, you guys. Jimmy march 5th, 9 30 p. M. On fox. I want to show a clip. Heres will forte in the last man on earth. Take a look at this. Could be general psychosis. Well, what are the symptoms of that . Detachment from reality, putting oneself and others in danger, childlike regression. Good afternoon, vietnam heyoh never mind. I think the odds of two people in the group having that are slim. Made a little run to the pharmacy and i think i might have just come up with a little solution. What are those . Pills. Pills . What pills . A classic mix and match. Now were going to give her a bunch of random drugs . Its kind of a you know it when you see it situation. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy will forte, everybody. The last man on earth returns march 5th at 9 30 on fox. Milo ventimiglia joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. 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Watch your head. Ohhhh theres a big mac for that juicy, cheesy, iconic big mac. Now in three sizes. I want to see what you got. All the way up. Get that out of here, boy. [ alarm weather. Eping ] [ laughter ] cartoons. Wait for it. [ cat screech ] [ laughter ] [ screaming ] [ laughter ] make everyday awesome with the power of xfinity x1. [ girl screaming ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a terrific actor who stars on one of the biggest shows on tv, this is us, which airs tuesday nights at 9 00 p. M. On n [ cheers ] i know, its good, right . Tuesday nights at 9 00 pm on nbc. Everyone, please welcome Milo Ventimiglia. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy perfect timing. What a great song. Jimmy perfect timing, yeah. Yeah, perfect. Jimmy i want get to into this is us. Tonight was a very emoal people are going to be talking about it. Yes. Jimmy first of all, i want to know, whats going on . What happened . I got into a knife fight. Jimmy oh, my god. Backstage . No. With a surgeon. [ light laughter ] no, i got in a knife fight i had some torn tendons and i had to get surgery on it so im recovering. Jimmy youve got to think of a good story. Maybe something like, maybe dangerous. Okay, dangerous. So maybe if it was dangerous, there was burning building. There was a burning building. No, you dont like it already. Jimmy im out. Theres an orphanage. Jimmy no, i dont buy it. Maybe youre a compulsive gambler, and you only play slot machines. And you just cant stop. And no one knows about it, its a dark secret. You dont want it to get out to the press. So im going to atlantic city, not vegas, yeah. Jimmy yeah, you only go to or like a riverboat casino. Jimmy or maybe you own your own. Right . [ light laughter ] and youre that bad of a a gambler that you just bought one i think thats season two this is us. Jimmy people are really upset. Theyre trying to like have interventions with you and stuff. Like, dude, you got to give it up. Youre not even winning anything, cause whatever you win you put back into the machines. Because you own it. And youre, like i dont care. You know . And then [ laughter ] youre up all night and then and then you just pulled something. Yeah, and then im in a a cast. Its actually its nice. Its like so i got the surgery. And then i got this thing and this sling has now become a a catchall. Jimmy a what . A catchall, like got my phone in it. Jimmy oh, its like [ light laughter ] i feel like an older gal that, like, puts her phone in her bra. [ laughter ] and i get very i get very like jimmy they dont put their phone in their bra. [ cheers and applause ] you do . There you go. Theyve spoken. You got like your wallet. Jimmy this is like a murse. Yeah, you got tissues. Jimmy tissues, you need that, of course. Theres a banana. [ laughter ] jimmy wait, what how many things are in your . Theres floss. Oh wait, but if youre like sophisticated jimmy yeah. Heres like a hanky. A this is us Terrible Towel hanky. [ cheers ] oh, and here i heard you were team jess. So theres a jess pin. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy i am team jess yeah. But its kind of like jimmy i am team jess all the way. Yeah, i heard. Jimmy youre the best youre of course the only one for rory. [ laughter ] i cant even get into this. You are youve got to be team jess. Youre jess. I felt like it was maybe a a little arrogant to be team jess. I was, of course, like a big team dean and logan because i love Matty Czuchry and Jared Padalecki but also, i got one jimmy yeah, but thats a a different theory. Youre getting too personal. Okay, so then ill skip that. Was rory were those guys team rory . [ audience oohs ] i think thats kind of the kind of the question i was thinking. Yeah. Blew your mind. Have a banana, man. Jimmy yeah. I got to get some potassium in there. Hey, do you want a tissue . Jimmy i might need one. To cry it out. Jimmy i might need it. But wait, so youre not team jess. I understand. But wow. But you are by far the coolest dude ever. He was a cool guy. Jess was pretty awesome. Jimmy jess was cool. He was no jack pearson. Jimmy no. Exactly, no. Which by the way, congratulations on this. Thank you. Jimmy i remember when before it came out, everyone on nbc was like, dude, we have a a hit on our hands. We never say this but trust me, this one is a thing. And they go, watch the first episode. Theres a twist at the end. I go, okay. Im watching the episode, i go, i like it. I like everyone, theyre all likable characters. Dont see the twist. Dont know what youre talking and then dude. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy what just happened . I get it. I get everything. Now i feel like then i feel like i invented the twist and i was smarter than everyone else. Im like, you idiots, you didnt know the twist . I knew it. [ laughter ] i loved it so much. Im not going to ruin it for anyone who hasnt seen the twist. But again, spoilers on you. You should watch the show. By this point, everyones watching. Yeah. 15th or the yeah, 16th episode was tonight. What an emotional episode. Jimmy number one show by far, and every tuesday night. Congratulations on that. Thank you very much. Jimmy just got picked up for two more seasons. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy which is unheard of. Totally unheard of. I feel like thats great for the audience thats watching it. Because they can commit to it. You know, they can say, great, you know this shows going to be around a while. Jimmy so i can get into the characters, cause theyre going to stick around for a a while. Exactly. Jimmy this one tonight, its whew whew, it rocked peoples its very, very emotional, and people in my audience havent seen it yet. Because we we tape at 9 15. Y [ light laughter ] jimmy so but i love that you wrote a a note that people would be excused from work or yeah. Yeah, i basically its such an emotional episode that i wrote a dear sir or madam, please excuse so and so from work school today, wednesday tomorrow. Last night was a very emotional episode of this is us. thank you, papa pearson. [ audience aws ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i just felt like i felt like as the patriarch of the family, its very heavy what happened, and maybe people want to take the day off of work or school or life. Jimmy you should, you should. Just take the day off. Yeah. Jimmy you have a note. And you got a note. Jimmy so thats an excuse. You can get away with that, papa pearson. I hope so. Jimmy you definitely can. It was craziness. And the fans are just have been all over the place. Its the big buzz around the building today. But you did one of the coolest things that i thought you could do. Oh, yeah. Jimmy is explain it. You were filming next door to somebodys house and yeah, so we were filming in los angeles. We were off of the lot, and my makeup artist, zoe hay, she comes up to me and she goes, mi, the neighbor where we were filming is actually watching the show right now. So we walk out front jimmy could you see . Yeah, yeah. Their windows, you know, their drapes are wide open. Its this huge jimmy i know these people. Hancock park window. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. And im like, wow, theyre watching us. And i said, zo, get your camera out. And literally from that point on, it was probably, you know, like i walk up, and i knock on the door. Jimmy theyre watching yeah, theyre watching the show and were filming the show. Jimmy knock on the door. Hey, ding dong, guess whos here. Yeah, im Milo Ventimiglia. Youre watching us, and were filming us. And this is us jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] exactly. Its a mind bender. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Jimmy we have a video. Do we have the actual video . Heres milo surprising a viewer watching this is us. Take a look. This family, if you can zoom in there, is actually watching our show. Were filming next door. Were going to go were going to go knock on their door. Story to bother you. We were filming next door, but we happened to notice what youre watching right now. [ laughter ] youre watching us. Yes, were watching you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Milo Ventimiglia. This is us airs tuesdays at 9 00 p. M. Right here on nbc. Well be right back with a a performance from future [ cheers and applause ] man proper etiquette is essential for every social occasion. So the the broom said, sorry im late. I overswept. [ laughter ] yes, even the awkward among us deserve some laughter. And while its okay to nibble in public, a lady only dines in private. Try the name your price tool from progressive. It gives you options based on your budget. Uhoh. Discussing finances is a big nono. What, im helping her save money shh men are talking. Thats it, im out. Taking the meatballs. Thats it, im out. 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[ cheers and applause ] performing draco off his new selftitled album, give it up for future you better not raise your voice at me you know i got a pimp degree pluto draco season with the bookbag ragtag got a little kick back hundreds on hundreds got a good batch you aint never ever get your bitch back you aint never ever get your bitch back you aint never ever get your back you aint never ever get ur you aint never ever get you bitch back lamborghini doors but i never stop around got a brotha pissed off nice little thot got stiff arm did the heisman on the hoe got the stiff arm up that body like tyson or holyfield woah woah woah woah a couple of pills and i got my soda filled woah woah woah woah i break out a sweat i go head over heels for these meals woah woah woah woah she thinks she the one but to me she aint nothing but a thrill woah woah woah woah ive been feelin like a god with her i been dodgin all the fly what else i been fillin up garages what else i gave her a french monage what else close your eyes eyes eyes im about to slide slide slide wonder why why why i stay in the sky sky sky pink molly let me dance with her freestylin let me dance with her sky dweller it was sentimental rose gold it was sentimental draco season with the bookbag ragtag got a little kick back hundreds on hundreds got a good batch you aint never ever get your back you aint never ever get your back you aint never ever get your chick back you aint never ever get your chick back up my by the change want me to step out the stage i wanna jump in the air you know the love aint fair you killin then show us the proof i already got the juice chain different colors like fruits i like to hang out the roof i got to train my im putting chains on my bitches ill put some chain on some snitches im focused im back on my mission flex on a apologies matter how white done gotta me playing hockey with the ice in the major league thirty five at the saint reg fall back shooter like kd back in the kitchen with the curry pourin up zan cant hurt me pineapple drink lookin syrupy fifty six night i was 30 stirofoam cups and patient heard you been talkin bout the kid knowin damn well thats a flagrant i cancel two i got me some new bitches come check out how im living i got me some new drippin i got me some new drip aint got nothing to do with it ill give my bitch to you if that what she mean to you the bookbag ragtag got a little kick back hundreds on hundreds got a good batch you aint never ever get your back you aint never ever get your back you aint never ever get your back you aint never ever get your back you aint never ever get your back draco season with the bookbag ragtag got a little kick back hundreds on hundreds got a good batch you aint never ever get your back m you aint never ever get your chick back you aint never ever get your chick back you aint never ever get your chick back you aint never ever get your chick back yeah i cruisin in the deep im twisted up i got geek misbehaving with ya freak cant tell she got teeth i was in her mouth like veneers start comparing my career cause i was flooding through the crib Business Furniture for real i bought a fendi couch for my kids they just want to plug a wig charge a half a mil for the gig middle fingers up the pig diamonds fallin off my let me jig never falling off and never quit i retired cookin up a brick certified hot to six in the zone i was chargin 10 for the strong keep on goin in on this song keep an f n at your home Lesson Learned and we moving on i got firm brothas al capone got my chi brothas on the horn downtown atlanta i was born atlanta. Make some noise for future [ cheers and applause ] jimmy future, his selftitled album is out now well be right back. Future [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to will forte, Milo Ventimiglia, future once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight gwen stefani. Senator from new york, kirsten gillibrand. Music from tove lo. Featuring the 8g band with andres forero. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah, great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump had dinner with mike pence in the president ial dining room today. Pence said grace, and trump said, there were 1. 5 Million People at my inauguration. [ laug ]
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